Jesus Christ.

wait Guam has it's own team? it's rightful US clay

POO IN LOO

>>76494512
SUPERPOWER 2020

>>76494565
all of our meme colonies have their own teams

Yes, but have they ever won the Cricket World Cup?

Didn't think so.

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>>76494512

holy fuck.

>>76494572
Epic banter bro

It's like India doesn't care about anything beyond cricket and hockey

India should have just become a dominion in the 1980s like Britain planned. Gandhi was wrong, and independence was a mistake.

>implying divegrass matters

>>76494609
Shutup we do not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwRPAKnde2c

here it is lads

>>76497109
>t. American on vacation in India

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>>76497911
>9-11

>>76497601
R A R E


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>>76497692
that's a parking lot

>>76497692
Guam looks like a group group of lads

>>76494512
>literally over a billion people to pull from
>still only manages to be ok/good at two sports

>>76503446
>good/ok in two sports
What other sport than cricket India is good in? National spelling bees?

>>76497601
Hi Tim Duncan

>>76494512
Over 1 billion people in pooland and there aren't even 11 that can play decent football. Sad!

>>76497601
That is some

R-A-R-E ass shit

>>76494773
why are indians so disgusting?

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>>76503517
invading white girls facebook messengers

>>76497601
Yes you do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Virgin_Islands_national_soccer_team

>>76494512
USAwinslol

>worked with a few indian girls
>they were talking about wanting to get real estate here but how expensive it is
>ask them "oh you arent going to go home back to india?"
>they literally start laughing at me and tell me they will never ever set foot in that literal fecal garbage dump of a country ever again
>but arent your families there?
>we dont care we'll fly them out here when we can.

Guam should be in OFC man what the hell

Didn't India get disqualified from a World Cup after they qualified because they refused to wear shoes or some shit?

Also, here's some upcoming Indian kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym4EJQ7XORk

>>76497692

>the HAMLET of Pajeet defending

>>76494609
Damn I guess there are at least 4-5 players that would Upgrade your USNT. If only you were as smart as france.

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>>76503724
Well sweet damn

>Old McDonald scored a goal
>e ya e ya oh
>and on that pitch he scored no more
>e ya e ya oh
>with a poo in loo here and a poo in loo there

>india unironically lost to fucking guam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76497601
>implying you exist for any reason beyond tax evasion

>>76503969
Yeah in 1950 WC

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f-fuck off you cunts, we don't even care about this "sport"

>>76494773
the pooing guy doesn't seem convinced

>>76506189
What was the rational behind not wearing shoes? Same as not using the loo?

>>76503969
Isn't that a legend though? I think the real reason was that they were too por to travel to whatever country the WC was held in and didn't think it was worth it.

>>76494512
Lol there's only ~150000 people in Guam and a good bit of that is military, their dependents, and attached workers

>tfw when you will never play for a meme country
I wonder if I could get citizenship in one of these countries and play for them?

>>76506164
>current USVI coach is Somalian

Clearly hiring the top class coaches right there.

If any of you want a good football doco to watch related to meme colonies, watch "Next Goal Wins".

>>76503868
>>ask them "oh you arent going to go home back to india?"
>>they literally start laughing at me and tell me they will never ever set foot in that literal fecal garbage dump of a country ever again
>>but arent your families there?
>>we dont care we'll fly them out here when we can.
that's all migrants to western countries, all "refugees"
none will come back just as the turks didn't come back to turkey after being temporal workers in germany
just another lie

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>>76503868
Reminder that Indians are one of the biggest illegal immigrant groups in America thanks to staying past their visa's expiration and nobody giving a shit.
You think Mexicans are bad? You'd better turn your attention to this shit.

can't the indians just steal some of our shitty indians who are playing in the conference or whatever?

i mean i know there are hardly any indians that are good at football here but still, it's got to be better than this

>>76506413
You've got to imagine it's like if Pokey the Police Bear gave you a stern talking to for pissing against a tree. You'd just grin and bear it thinking 'What the fuck man.' the whole time.

>>76506637
>You'd better turn your attention to this shit.
As long as your attention needs to be turned to it, it doesn't sound like a pretty big problem.

>>76506644
I think Indians are that bad because I was looking at guams roster and one of the players actually plays in India's pro league lol. India has to siphon guam talent to fill out its league.

>>76506718
It's already a problem for people trying to get IT jobs 2bh

>>76497601
Found you

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>>76494512
>>76494565
>literally mcdonalds on the team

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>>76494512
That was just a bad day. We have been doing much better after that game. Beat Puerto Rico 4-1. We reached top 100 in fifa rankings after 21 years, improved from 173 to 100 in last 2yrs. Our Captain Sunil chetri is among the top 5 most active goalscorers in international football(53 goals in 93 games, tied in 4th with rooney) Even our domestic clubs are doing well. My club Bengaluru FC recently played the Final of AFC Cup(Asian Europe league), we beat the defending champions in semifinals who had 7 times our budget. Our u17 National team also has some good prospects, currently on overseas tour/training. Watch out for them in upcoming u17 world Cup that we are hosting here in India! In summation we are doing a little better.

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Won SAFF Suzuki Cup.

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Lineup At the recent friendly against Nepal, without our 3 best forwards.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS
MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS MIGRATING BIRDS

>>76494512
GUAMD
>indias population is over 8000 times bigger than guams

>>76503868
Anyone who leaves here does it with the intention of never coming back, i intend to do the same

>>76507463
Where are you going to go?
Can you poo in loo?

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>>76503868

>>76497692

>Guam is just random US military kids

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>mfw Guam wins da AFCC up

>>76494788
Sup Sanjay how was your 7/11 shift last night?

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*blocks your path*

>>76507598
what is that?

Poos are objectively the weakest least athletic people in existence.

God was just 'avin a giggle when he guided their evolution.

>India's only goal was scored by an MLS reject

I know they don't care about soccer but a nation with that many people should produce better players even if just by accident.

>>76507629
>Poos are objectively the weakest least athletic people in existence.

you do realize that divegrass is literally a poverty-tier sport in india right? only malnourished kids from our flyover states play it

if indians actually cared half as much as they care about cricket we would easily be a japan or korea-tier team by now

>>76507806
your whole country is a flyover state

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>>76497601
Yes you do, you even have a women's team
>This triggers the /bet/

>>76507623
An eye of newt.

>>76507806
>we don't care about that semen slurping sport anyways!

top lel pajeet

>>76507842
your whole country is a caliphate

>>76507874
we do care, but the ones who care are about 5% of the total population

>>76507884
5% of 1.3 billion people is still 65 million people, should be able to put together a passable team with those guys.

>>76507806
This delusion lmao. China has a decent level of interest in soccer but they still suck.

Even in the one sport you actually care about, you still can't even manage to regularly dominate countries like Australia despite having more than 50x their population.

The only sport you can actually claim to be good at is spelling.

>>76494512
>conceding against India

>>76507806
>not even historically the best at cricket either

Just admit you got the short straw on genetics.

>>76507857
DELET THSI

>>76497601
Wasnt Villas-Boas your technical director for some time?

>>76507943
wrong virgins, he was TD for the British Virgin Islands

>>76507918
Beg your pardon? I cannot hear you over my two World Cups

I just looked up this McDonald guy who scored for Guam. He is one million percent American.

Is India objectively the dirtiest country in the world?
Maybe Bangla Desh as a close second.

>>76507918
by that logic you are the worst and least athletic people in existence

>create cricket
>not even the best in cricket
>get BTFO by part time plumber teams like ireland, afghanistan and holland every year
>zero (0) cricket world cups

Seriously, how come a country like India could't even produce 1 (one) decent player ? I mean they seem to care a little bit about football, they have a 1 billion+ population so why can't they have ONE fucking ok player. I mean Uruguay has a fucking 3,4 million population and they manage to win the world cup TWICE !

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>>76508007
*blocks your path*

>>76508001
They DID conquer part of your shithole.

>>76508014
>Le fail to live up to hype and be a massive gambling addict man

>>76508001
Kek, cricket is the 4th most popular sport here whereas it's your only sport, and England are currently better than India.

>>76507806
Alright, name a country that the horribly underachieves in sports more than India. What is the least naturally gifted race athletically if not Poos?

China at least manages to destroy everyone else in Ping Pong, is relevant in the olympics, and produced some NBA players before.

>>76508033
world class on his day la

>>76508016
"Shithole". Not exactly difficult when you have guns against spear wielding natives

>>76507876
But it isn't, Varinder.

>>76507381
HAHA no one read your post.

>>76508064
No, shithole. Without the quotation marks, poo man.
And I must know, I am German. We know our shit.

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>>76507898
90% of that 65 million lives in villages and trains in africa tier facilities before stepping up to national level

pic related is what the reality of football india is, see the kids playing divegrass on the side while cricket players take up all the space? that's what happens even at professional level

most of our "football" is played in cricket grounds, our football players earn 1/30th of what a C-team cricket earns. our league is a terrible joke, the FA is a bunch of hilariously corrupt do-nothings who only exist to launder money and leech funds from the sports ministry. i could go on forever about this

>>76508042
8 time Field hockey Olympics champions

>>76508085
Wasn't meant for obvious trolls. I hope you did.

>be India
>have a 1.4 billion population
>only manage to be ok at 2 shit-tier sports

>>76507988
Bangladesh is actually worse than India. There are isolated parts of India that aren't complete shit, where as the entire country of Bangladesh is exactly like the bad parts of India.

we could probably beat those street shitters too

>>76508076
>sharia zones
>paki child molestation gangs
>christian children getting attacked by slimes in schools
>isis bombings every week
>soldier beheaded in own country
>active censorship of social media in the fear of offending muslims
>thousands of white women converting every year
>still give out preferential to slimes even after all this because "diversity"

wew, totally not a caliphate lad

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>>76508089
LOL Of course you do Joachim "Scat porn connoisseur" low

>itt indians defending their 'athletic prowess'
can you explain the genetic reason behind your inability to look aesthetic?

every time i see an indian in the gym, even if he's on a cut, he looks shitty.

indians also look like they don't have any explosiveness/fast twitch to them

>>76508159
Your neighbours are shit but it doesn't change the fact 80% of your population bathes in feces.

>>76508042
>Test Cricket
#1 India
#4 England

>ODI Cricket
#3 India
#4 England

>T20 Cricket
#3 India
#4 England

World Cups:
India (2)
Englel (0)(ZERO)

>caring about the nigger sport

even poos are more respectable than football fans

>>76507988
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

Haiti is up there, but probably not quite as gross because it isn't overpopulated. The Ganges is the single most disgusting region in the world.

Chhetri deserves better teammates

>>76508236
>rankings

Right and the Saffers are #1 in ODI right. Also you're home babbies in test cricket. When was the last time you won a series in Aus, England or South Africa?

>>76508090
>our football players earn 1/30th of what a C-team cricket earns. our league is a terrible joke, the FA is a bunch of hilariously corrupt do-nothings who only exist to launder money and leech funds from the sports ministry.

Its funny, if you change cricket with basketball it is the same situation in our european shithole. I guess that's the price we pay for having one main sport.

>>76508272
Honestly, I'd rather live in Pripyat than anywhere near the later parts of the Ganges.

>>76508219
I don't get it either. Poos should just stick to parading their talent in things they are actually good at like spelling and IT.

Defending Poos athletic prowess is just a losing argument.

>>76494512
They have constructed the main stand's seat section this year
Training center has bigger capacity now

>>76494773
jesus christ India. how can one country be so disgusting? you have 1 billion people and none of them can invent a good toilet?

>>76508338
Poos aren't even that good at IT stuff.
What they are programming usually works, but God helop you if you have to change anything.

>>76494512
>Chhetri 90+3'

This makes me so sad, he deserves to play in a better league than our meme country. But he probably won't leave because he gets amazing money for doing very little here.

Please Portugalbros, take him back to your league. I will every single game with Chhettri in it. I will become a loyal customer too. Don't care if he plays for Tondela or some shit. Just give the man a chance.

>>76494512
Guam is a beach resort where many Japanese people really like to visit for a vacation
Usually, This Island is being fullfilled with tons of Japanese tourists every season
Many locals can speak Japanese as well

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>>76508398
As much as I like him he's now too old. New kids like udanta would make more sense. He's really fast too. He hit like 34kmph in his assist against Myanmar

>>76497601
>found the virgin

>>76508292
I concur. He's could be much more influential if had better support

>>76497601

>US Virgin Islands

Not after I visit

>>76503932
They have a strong relation with Japan Football Association so should remain in the AFC
Since 3 head coaches from JFA led the team Matao to win in the past

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>>76494512
>there will never be a small island world cup where you and you small island bros can play together in comfort

>>76508721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribbean_Cup

>>76497692
excellent celebration at 1:13

>>76507598
I see what you did there.

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>SLEEPING GIANT OF FOOTBALL

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>>76506168
I thought it was funny

>>76507806
but our country is poverty tier

shat on the pitch

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>>76508755
That's Caribbean only.

>>76508198
>implying you've never savoured your own brand while watching TV in your house coat.

>>76494512

apparently there's been a shit flood in Ahmadabad due to this score

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>>76507534

>Yuros face when da Guam wins da Worldc Up

USA (TERRITORY) USA (TERRITORY) USA (TERRITORY)

>>76510633

I will support organizing it so long as the California channel islands and Hawaii get their own teams.

>>76508159
gotta agree with pajeet on this one, ENGLAND CALIPHATE BTFO,

>>76508559
he

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>>76510644
Not your debate Robin Scherbatsky get out REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>76508159

lel brits BTFO

>>76507876
top kek, india with the S P I C Y bants

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Indians have shit diet, I moved to the USA when I was 17 (for uni) and my diet changed entirely. Finally got where I want to be. Athleticism and diet are heavily interconnected obviously. Indians lack protein and sufficient caloric intake

>>76494512
>larp about becoming a world superpower
>can't beat a glorified military base
Yeah nah

>>76508721
The CFU should just join the OFC already

Virgin Islands vs Chad, who wins?

>>76508090
>90% of that 65 million lives in villages and trains in africa tier facilities before stepping up to national level
yet africa can produce some valuable players

>>76507857
WEWLAD

>>76508755
>it starts in two weeks
YES

>>76510633
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribbean_Cup
but that's where you are from

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Jesucristo y el Espiritu Santo

>>76508721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men%27s_Football_at_the_2015_Island_Games

Get in faggot.

>>76511171
pic not related?

>>76508159
I swear India forgets it literally has something like the third or fourth most Muslims in the entire planet, and that's after getting cucked into creating TWO whole other Muslim nations (. One with nuclear weapons aimed at your head and the other that's launching a Mexico-tier immigration invasion at you. The delusion is real Pajeet.

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>>76497601

>>76508090
Have you tried capping Europeans of Indian ancestry the way Ireland do? I see on wikipedia all your national team bar 1 player plays in the Indian league (!!).

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>>76503868
>we dont care we'll fly them out here when we can.
Day of the poo-in-the-loo's can't come soon enough

>>76512687
related

>>76494773

wtf India get your shit together.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Batth

This guy plays for India in FM

>bath