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/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Indian Brawl Edition

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>Countdown to Thank You Baku GP:
F1countdown.com
whenisf1on.com

>Session times in your time:
F1calendar.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Usually reliable F1 Acestream:
53793f3854af450d1c62dc9c3f659e60e7b99400

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 141 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 129 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 93 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 73 points
5. Daniel Ricciardo 67 points

>News
Alonso is gone in the crowd
$tro££ in the ponts
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>Lewis "I like the janitor tbqh" Hamilton
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>>76490704
Zak "anime was a mistake" Brown
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anybody ahve more pics of that Mercedes podium woman from Abu Dhabi Kim Stevens
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remove tacos from f1
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>Lewis"#pushcesaro"Hamilton
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>>76490704
>>Countdown to Thank You Baku GP:
>F1countdown.com
>whenisf1on.com
>>Session times in your time:
>F1calendar.com

these websites are all the same, stop separating it makes no sense
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It's a done deal

t. my unnamed sources
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>Emilia "loveless marriage, we don't even live in the same country" Bottas
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>formula kino at baku next
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why do people fucking meltdown so hard here when hamilton wins, hes not even anywhere near vettel in the championship
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>>Season standings:
>1. Sebastian Vettel 141 points
>2. Lewis Hamilton 129 points

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HOW WILL THE NIGGER EVER RECOVER


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Man both force India drivers are such class acts.
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>>76490808
>handed a victory, useless teammate cant go anywhere near him, easiest walk in the park victory of his life, SIMPLY THE GREATEST DRIVE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON PAR WITH SENNA AT MONACO
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>>76490808
he's 12 points behind
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Lance Stroll got points while Verstappen didn't. Is Stroll /ourguy/?
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>tfw it's Canada and everyone hates Perez again

Feels good man :DDDDDDD
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>>76490778
>Lewis "#feeltheglow" Hamilton
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>>76490830
>being as bad as a Brit poster because it's """""ironic"""""

Pls don't.
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>>76490848
>there are people who voted Massa
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>>76490808
Everyone is tired of Ham winning in the most dominant car in F1 History?
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>Lewis "free love" Hamilton
>>76490852
lol
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Who will get their maiden win first out of these drivers?
>Perez
>Hulkenberg
>Stroll
>Ocon
>Vandoorne
>Sainz
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/f"dorftrottel shitposters on the loose" 1/
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>Emilia "nice bum" Bottass
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>Carlos "move bitch get out my way" Sainz
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>>76490892
Ocon or Sainz if Renault finally gets their shit together
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>>76490892
Either Sainz or Ocon. the one Who ends up in a Ferrari or Merc first
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>>76490905

>tfw you will never lick her bumhole for race /snacks/

Why even watch F1?
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>>76490892
Ocon then Vandoorne and nobody else.
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>Lewis"Hugger Section"Hamilton
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Why would Ferrari say no to Perez? He's a good driver and is literally backed by the wealthiest man on earth.
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>>76490892
Ocon, Sainz, Vandoorne. The other three won't win a GP.
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>Perez at Ferrari

lmao in what fucking world?

He cant follow a fucking team order with his team mate .5 seconds behind him on 13 lap newer tires with a guaranteed shot at 4th if his teammate is unsuccessful overtaking third.

What the fuck do you think Ferrari are going to do with him? People think hes going to have priority over Sebastian "Greatest Ever" Vettel?

Ferrari threatened Barrichello to let Michael overtake him to turn his attitude to "I'm not letting anybody through" to "OK i'll let him though" in the span of 2 corners. Bitch boy Sergio "Can i race please :(" Perez doesnt have a fucking chance at going to ferrari
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>>76490892
none of these drivers will ever win a race

they're Heidfeld-tier.
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>>76490785
lmao he just destroyed all his chances in this race
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>>76490954
I'd give her the Andy Sixx treatment
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>>76490992

Because he's difficult to work with.
That's why McLaren fired him, and even today Force India had problems with it.
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>>76490984
>implying Lewis isn't "pure Bliss"
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>>76490892
I'd say Perez.
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>>76490992

Read an article couple of weeks ago

>Bit of a pain in the ass guy
>Ferrari already knows him
>No need for money
>No need for central/south America market breakthrough
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>>76491002

Yeah, they'll probably give a shot to that one american driver, oh wait.
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>>76490992
>let vettel through so he can win his 8th championship
>race please :(
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>>76491032
no she is pure
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>>76490992

lol

Perez at Ferrari

lol
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>>76490892
>>Hulkenberg

All the other drivers will get a win before he gets a podium :^)
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>>76491045

Santiago Fettuccina has more chances than Perez to be a Ferrari driver m8
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>>76490984
>Lewis "Sasha and Bayley > Becky and Charlotte" Hamilton
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>Daniel "gay bestfriend" Ricciardo

You know its true
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Ferrari honestly dodged a bullet not taking Bottas

what a fucking useless driver
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>>76490892
Ocon.

The rest will never win. I doubt that Hulkenberg will even get a podium...
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>>76491094
Daniel is literally gay buddy
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>>76490992
nigga please.

Ferrari needs a good driver not a pay bitch.
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>>76491099
But they shot both feet off already by hanging onto Massa and Kimi for so long
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>>76491099
He's Kovalainen mk II
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>>76491099
And we though rosberg was useless
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>>76490892
> Vandoorne
His career is finished. Might get a win in FE/WEC/Indy
>Perez
Forever in FI, FI will never win a race.
>Sainz
Boring, hard to market, his only hope is to get to RB and try for win there. This won't happen until '19.
>Ocon
Might get to Renault and try to win with them.
>Stroll
Williams will never win unless mercs leave this semen slurping sport.
>Hulkenberg
Same as Ocon but considering his career he will probably never get a podium.
All things considered it will probably be Ocon.
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>>76490892
Sainz
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>>76491156
Rosberg was always good, he just wasnt exceptional
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>>76491175
>she sends tits

It went better than expected desu
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>>76491174
>>Ocon
>Might get to Renault and try to win with them

You reckon he will go to Mercedes right?
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>>76491111
quads confirm
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The fuck happened to Nasr?
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I'm unironically happy for Stroll.
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>Lewis "your bf can watch" Hamilton
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Is he, dare I even suggest such a thing, /ourguy/ now?
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>>76491216
Nice. Always look on the bright side of life.
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>>76491226
Got booted out of Sauber after winning them the point that put them ahead of Manor and subsequently Manor out of business.

If Manor had held on I have no doubt he'd be one of their two drivers this year.
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>the leggy foreskindia blonde acting as checo's media handler
what's her name again?
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>>76491217
Why would he ever go to mercedes when he has next to no ties to them? Why would mercs ever need another #2 driver? The only real variable right now that will mess up the field when this season is over is Alonso, I honestly doubt he will stay at mclaren, and I also don't think he's going for indy/wec full time.
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>Be Alonso
>In the points
>Want to embrass Honda
>Want to shine as a good guy and people's beloved
>Turn off the car in the middle of a straight
>Inertia pulls him near a grandstand
>casually says on the radio "no power, engine gone"
>They actually believe it because of incompetence and plausibility
>Leave the car and take some photo woth the fans

Masterplan
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>>76491226
Nasr drives for Sauber
Got points for Sauber
Knocked Manor (his future team) into 11th
11th place in WCC has no money payout
Manor went bust
Nasr has no seat
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>>76491274
He's /ourFUCKINGleaf/
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>>76491226
>Sweeds buy Sauber
>Gets 8th place in Brasil
>Manor goes into admission
>Nasr can't buy a seat at Manor anymore
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>>76491291
>>76491306
If you're faster than your opponents you lose
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>>76491305
I really want to believe this
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3 3s in a row for the #3
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>Stoffel "can i go home now?" Vandoorne
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Hulkenberg's penis my my mouth
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>>76491304

Ocon was choosed to go to Force India instead of Pascal by Mercedes themselves to help him grow as a driver, Mercedes is doing the exact same thing Red Bull did with all of his "young talents", he's preparing him to drive Mercedes to be a second driver at first and then, when Hamilton will leave, a first driver. Not memeing, it's just like that
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>>76491175
i cant follow the story
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>dirty white skets waiting outside Hamiltons garage

Lol just give up on your pathetic race white men
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>>76491305
>>Leave the car and take some photo woth the fans
more like leave the car and blend in with the fans never to be seen again.
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>>76491350
If only the gimmick poster was still alive to see it.

Sad!
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>>76491412

Speaking of which, where did Bahamalad go? Wasn't to be seen during race threads
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reminder that Rocky stepped on the british flag
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>>76491436
i saw one post here and there
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Why do North Americans "hoot and holler" ?
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>>76491398
Beta male writes long, desperate messages to a girl of his dreams and finally the girl snaps, takes a picture of her and her BF fucking, sends it to the beta male and tells him to FUCK OFF
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>Britwhore showing her beever to Ted

Glorious
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>>76491436
his uncle died and he had some business
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>>76491436
in mourning.

Ricky dedicated his shoey to uncle bahamabro's memory.
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>>76491476
>>76491494

F
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Leclerc is probably going to get Kimi's seat tbqhwyl
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>>76491464
why would she send nudes
what a retarded girl
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>>76491519
not unless Gimi is planning to race until 2020

>>76491535
is there a better way to put a beta in his place than getting your alpha to mount you and send beta a pic? even better if she sent that pic with her tits blurred so he can't even wank to it.
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>>76491558
Well Leclerc is going to go to HAAS first and then if he isnt shit he'll go to Ferrari then.
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>>76491519

Who knows, likely he will but if The Nazi ends up being good Ferrari might have some troubles choosing
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>>76491473
what? I went to audio only and missed it!
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>>76491535
Because it destroys the spirit of a beta male. I've had it done to me (without tits though) and it broke me.
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>>76491519
Ferrari will never ever go for a green driver. They'll stick Leclerc in the Haas. If they want to replace Kimi they will try to get RIC first, if that doesn't work some lesser midfielder like Perez.
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>>76491293
lads
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>>76491645
Hmmn. Anyone else thinking Rosberg to replace Raikonnen until LeClerc gets his shit together?
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>googled formula kino instead of formula 2

long day
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>>76491643
it would break every man if youd have a crash
but you could crop your face into this picture for masturbation
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>>76491305
he did it in monaco, why not now?
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>you'll never be ordered what to do by Lewis's curvy motherly pr woman
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>>76491175
>>76491398
>“She was really drunk when we met. We made out and I got her number then went our separate ways. I will admit I was kind of being a creep. I don’t date much, so in my mind I thought we clicked. I looked back and laugh at it now.”
really makes you think
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>>76490830
screencapped for future shitposting after vetlel chokes it away :^)
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Tbqh why would Merc give Mclaren engines?
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Anyone know where you can watch the race after it finished? I missed it by a few hours.
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>>76491002
if you disobey a ferrari team order you wake up with a horse head in your bed
if you disobey a force india team order you wake up with a poo on the street outside your house
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>>76491939

demonoid.pw/files/?uid=9412950
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>>76491955
That happens if you obey or disobey FI team orders
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>>76491175
Look at that absolute fucking beta mongoloid with her too, maybe there is hope for me yet.
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>>76491939
TSN should re broadcast it, torrents are also readily available in the days following a race.
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I distracted myself from Sky's post-race Hamilton dick riding by making this :^)
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>>76491643
bravo, now you've got to greentext it
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>>76491801
i thought it was pretty obvious to everyone why that comment was made
[spoiler]not because i'm confident in vettee winning[/spoiler]
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>>76491993
>being this autistc
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>>76491975
>>76491965
Thanks m8s.
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Its takes a long time to learn the formula 2 liveries

Formula kino is great though
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>>76491993
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>>76491932
Moral obligation
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>>76492046
>getting upset because people make memes for /f1/

kys you fucking parasite
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>>76491932
because it would utterly BTFO of Honda
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What was the total race weekend death count for Baku last year?
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Thankfully I have the motogp race downloaded to save my day.

Easy hamilton wins are never pleasant to see
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>>76492089
>make memes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH DO YOU KNOW HOW PATHETIC YOU SOUND
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>>76492089
>people make memes for /f1/
"people"
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>>76492213
>posts in ALL CAPS
>calls someone pathetic

Holy fuck the ironing
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>>76492089
I'm sure reddit would give you an upvote you fucking pleb
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When did /f1/ become so cancerous?
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>>76492248
MWL
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>>76492248
when redditors invaded the thread and started "making memes"
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>>76492196
And look what a surprise, 3 laps in and we already have a couple of lead changes, not to mentions multiple infield overtakes

Truly the patrician Motorsport
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>>76492290

Well enjoy your shithole, m8.
(I mean the thread, not the favela you live in.)
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>>76492248
>waaaaaa why did no one find my funny meme funny?

When did Aussies stop being able to banter?
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>>76492322
u fucking wot m8 ill bashe u fooking head lil shit
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>>76492248
I'm doing a shooey with your tears m8
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What did the Multi-quote autist say about Vettels drive back through the field today?
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I really really like sebastian vettel
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>>76492531
Easy
>>76492557
faggot
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Will Buxton:

>Some unhappy tweets coming my way in Spanish. I don't speak Spanish. Seen Checo. We shook hands. Because we're both adults doing our jobs

What's this about?
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>>76493442
Will Buxton said Sergio is a filthy spic who needs to get back the fuck over the wall and let superior Euros race
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>>76493442
literally 2 tweets bellow
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>>76493538
No, it's more to do with what questions Will asked Sergio during an interview. I was wondering if anyone saw it?
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Raikkonen should be fired as soon as possible. A disgrace for the Scuderia.
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>>76493630
>"you know the score"
>brakes fail

Don't be fooled
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>muh Wall of Champions

Nobody crashed into it this weekend.
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>>76493728
D-does that mean there are no champions?
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>>76493768
no, it means that the wall has been moved about a foot or two back
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Just how shit is Palmer? Grosjean crashed into Saint at the start and still ended up in front of jolyfag.
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Was Grosjeans radio scream the best rant we've heard in recent years?
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>tfw only just watched the highlights

Was there much WAG stuff I missed?
I sliced my hand open on a drive cage which I threw across the room, so this hasn't been a good day.
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>>76493881
>Implying hes not just lowering expectations so that his WDC next season seems even more incredible
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>>76493913
Whens the last time he's been on the radio and not been shouting?
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>>76493920
Natalie warned Claire about nipples getting itchy when lactating, that's about it
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>>76491316

This is what I hate about F1. Hold ERI whose a terrible driver but brings money in, meanwhile Nasr who has some talent misses out

You can hardly call it the best drivers in the world anymore
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>>76493985
ah well. Was an alright race I guess.

>next weekend is Le Mans

I'm going to kill myself if I can't get this cunt of a PC fixed before then.
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>>76494038
>Nasr has talent

You are chatting absolute bollocks
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>>76493972
This man gets it.

Joe & Lee are going to be sacked after Austria, based on what I've heard from sources in the paddock. With the loss of all that ballast, Palmer will be about 0.7 seconds quicker than Mercedes' and Ferrari's drivers. He'll win the remaining races, and go on to dominate for years to come.
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>>76493985
w...what
what stream was this on?
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paddock pass upload when?
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didn't watch the race, did I make the right call not watching? was it good or boring?
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>>76495450
watch the start, watch the end. that's about it
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>>76495568
okey will do
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>>76495450
It was really good throughout the field, a bit of a stinker up front, worth a watch for sure.
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>>76490834
Seriously, the fact that Bottas rarely placed for points last year and is now gettint consistent 2nd and 3rds is a testament to how much of an advantage the oil burning silver arrows are. Ham is probably top 5 no doubt, but he's being touted as the greatest driver ever.
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>>76490834
pic related seems to be becoming even more accurate by the day...
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>>76496334
I still find Max being called "a future world champion, no doubt" more annoying.
At least Hamilton has at least a little bit of chub for commentators to suck.
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>>76495450
Pretty good and worth watching only a short boring spell between lap ~36 to lap ~50

Best race this year imo
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>>76496334
he's probably become worse in real race-day terms due to how easy it has been for him
his main talent is wheel-to-wheel and he hasn't had to wheel-to-wheel-to-win in years

his qualifying has probably improved though because he's had that lack of anxiety to just focus on putting out good laps in a good car
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>>76497744
44 checked

I think we're lucky to have two drivers with the immense talent of both Seb and Lewis doing battle in fairly equal rides. I just hope Ferrari can hang with Mercedes until the end of the season..

Good stuff Anons
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>Amx Verstappen is the number one dri-
LMAO 22 points behind
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>>76498665
>thinking GOATstappen cares about points if he is not winning the championship

lmao I bet your dumbass also thinks GOATtel gave a fuck about 2014

There is a difference between GOATs who know they will win the championship some day and desperate aging drivers like Ricciardo.

GOAT drivers save themselves for when it really counts, everything else is just about practice.
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>>76498825
I thought BR's hated AMX for that one comment he made.
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the shoe chug was the best part of the race

sad!
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>>76498825
haha good one, can I save this?
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>>76498825
>desperately dives to the front of the race
>just cruises because he has no chance of winning

Are you sure you didn't mix up Max and Danny in your post? Because Max was the one that is and has been desperate to beat Danny this year and Danny has just cruised and come out ahead.
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>>76499084
You are simply pushing you own narrative, you think max is 'desperate' but in fact you are just seeing the peak of his ability in a few moments. The car does not allow him to be champion so he will not use 100% of his skills at all times.

He is very similar to vettel in that way, look at 2014 and 2016, vettel didnt have a competitive car and he had poor races often, but now in 2017 he is showing what his 100% looks like.
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>>76492557
OMFG is that real lol?
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>>76492557
TRICKED
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>>76499509
>>76499539
>the absolute state of /f1/ newfags
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>>76499468
>the mental gymnastics of br*zil
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>>76499590
The tone should show that we are taking the piss.
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>>76499468
>seeing Max's peak more often than Danny
>the difference between GOATs is they know when they don't have a chance so don't push it

I still don't see how the things you are saying apply to Max when he has tried far harder than Danny this year. Making sketchy dives to get ahead of other drivers, desperately defending when faster cars chase him down ect.

Danny has just cruised and been consistent securing the best of the rest position.

>>76499621
I'm undecided if he is delusional or doing a really convincing job of >pretending to be retarded and "trolling". It's a bit hard to tell when you know he is speaking English but it isn't his first language and there is a culture gap.
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>>76492557
This is one of the best WAG pictures.
Australia should be commended for his efforts.
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>>76491932
Maybe Merc think Force Shitters are going to get closed due to Vijay's impending arrest, and want Mclel as a junior team?

Spitballing here tbqh
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>>76499621
I'm not going to correct you because I know how important it is for terminally ill people to have something to believe in.

>>76499769
You are making one crucial mistake, you think the championship mentality is a conscious process. Champions dont have to think to be champions, they were born champions.

Like I said, both vettel and max will only drive to their full potential when the are in championship contention. Its completely useless to judge them based on the performance on a year where they are not fighting for the championship.

Ricciardo can try however hard he wants, when the day comes he will be left behind.
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>>76491932
They are planning on pulling out of F1 as a constructor and are going to shift to FE and McLaren-Mercedes becomes the factory team again

That would fit with some of the rumors too
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>>76499996
youre a funny guy brazil, really
wouldve been even funnier if you got >>76499999
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>>76499996
You are still missing the key point
>Max has been driving hard
>Danny has been cruising

This goes directly against what you are saying because it means that here Danny is the GOAT as he doesn't make the same sketchy dives that Max does to desperately get ahead of other drivers.

You are also saying GOAT driving is an unconscious thing while also saying GOAT drivers know when to turn it off when not racing for a championship.

You are going in circles lad.
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>>76500050
what is the reasoning for pulling out when they are dominating?
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>>76500254
need to look more 'environmentally friendly' to please normies and make their brand more popular
I dont know if anyone screencapped my post about F1 and FE merge and eventual F1 discontinuation but I still think that's gonna happen
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>>76500153
You think max is trying hard because he is not driving to his full potential, but he this is just part of him exploring his limits like all drivers do.

It has been very clear to the trained eye since he begun in f1 that Verstappen has all the skills that GOATs like Vettel have, but like I said he is not on 100%. The difference will be very clear once Verstappen get a run for the championship, and then the consistent performances will start.

With a few more years of watching f1 you will be able to identify that, I dont blame you.
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>>76500378
>soon cool-sounding race car engines will be a thing of the past

to be replaced by "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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>>76500461
>GOATs like Vettel

So all he needs is the best car 4 years in a row to become the GOAT. hmmm what a driver.
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>>76500461
>exploring his limits
>his limits are being 22 points behind his teammate KEK
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>>76500616
see
>>76499996
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>>76500461
>you think Max is trying hard because he isn't driving to his full potential
No you think he isn't doing either of those, I think he is desperate to beat Danny who is just cruising and beating him atm. Kind of similar to last year 2bh, Danny was cruising for the last half of the season because he had 3rd locked in.

He doesn't have anything too special other than his ability to switch his brain off and try crazy dives. Which work out about as often as they don't. Case and point diving through and colliding with Vettel this morning, stupid young rash move 2bh and the contact shouldn't have happened.

I have been watching F1 for years lad, watched Vettel's first race so that's a thing too
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would you chug Ricciardo's boot?
>>
Who's gonna win Azerbaijan?
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>>76500947
I would do it for the laugh like based Sir Patrick Stewart
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>>76500947
only if it was filled with pinkham's urine
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>>76494932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9QYdj_GHWI

>>76501066
nigga u gay
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>>76500998
Not Hamilton cause dem sun rays be putting the black man down.
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I had to miss the race because of /turnleft/ irl

Is it worth watching now that I'm home
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>>76501211
I'm not a nigger or gay. But what's wrong with being gay? It's 2017 come on.
>>76501434
IMO yes
Good right till the end, only a short boring stint in the middle
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>>76501434
watch the start and then watch Patrick Stewart do the boot chug on the podium

other than that it was shit
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>>76500254

it's an expensive sport to dominate.

daimler, investors and the market are rapidly moving to electric cars.
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>>76501885
Formula E is taking over, isn't it?

the days of awesome sounding race car engines are over, aren't they?

replaced by the wimpy "eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" of an electric motor
>>
Can I have a link to a google drive of the Montreal Race?
>>
Don't let /f1/ get buried by Ice Puck
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>>76502322
every sport gets buried once in awhile friend

let icepuck have their night
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>>76502009

only in that there will be manufacturers taking part in formula-e that aren't in f1.
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The truth is, Ricciardo will be remembered as the new David Coulthard: that talented driver that never had the balls to take over the team and show his real potential.

It doesn't matter if you like it or not, it's true.
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Reminder that he is better than Buttass
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>>76503050
No one is challenging this, Valtteri is the new heikki
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>>76502322
keeping threads alive artificially is not good for the environment
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Nothing gets my heart pumping like a good shoey
absolutely feral Professor X
love your work m8
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HAM is christian
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>>76503775
Ham is food lad
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>>76490704
>working all day doing stupid shit like cleaning cause lolnavy
>get home, excited to watch the race
>mom calls and tells me who wins

what the fuck woman.
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>>76503449
le online environment
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>>76504291
>Le quoting the wrong goddamned post when this thread is this fucking slow lad
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>>76504074
hahahaha as if everyone didn't know all along

still, a nice gesture on mom's part
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I don't want to be cocky or anything but Vettel is truly a champion
He overshadowed Luis' victory in one (1) race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwL19BaHY2w

I have a strong feel that VETtel will have his Red Helmet soon and you guys can't do anything about it
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Joe Lee and Palmer is a dead man walking.
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What is Patrick Stewart problem?
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>>76503775
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>>76504807
You now remember sky slobbering all over Hamiltons cock for similar "from the back" type races

Sky is cancer
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>>76504893
if hamilton was last he would probably went nuclear and crashed his crash just to go early in the pits
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>>76504893
Even when Hamilton doesn't win they find a way to talk about him, it's too annoying
>>
Grosjean comparing Sainz's antics to his own at Spa 2012 in the media pen was... amusing.
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>>76491305
just like Senna. Crashed in tamburello to show how dangerous it was, but didn't calculated well.
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>>76491305
>>>Want to embrass Honda
>>Want to shine as a good guy and people's beloved
wants to have lots of money believing to deserve it, yeah
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Minute of silence
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Honestly though

What's the point of that little round dip right in front of the number of the Mercedes F1 cars?
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>>76505095
S duct
>>
What kind of nigga has two verbs as a first name
Hell he looks straight outta a disney channel original series
how is mchonda worse than fuckin Hannah Montana
>>
>>
>>76505212
why do they all live in poland
>>
>Perez qualifies and is ahead of Ocon
>teams tells Perez to pit
>lets Ocon stay out
>Ocon's strategy turns out to be quicker
>Perez still ahead though
>team tell Perez to let Ocon through even though they gave him a better strategy
>fans think Perez was in the wrong

Even though Perez would deserve to lose a place through shitty strategy since Hülkenberg got fucked over by Force India twice last season when they cost him a podium and two race defeats over Perez (Monaco and Silverstone), I can't ignore the fact that Perez did absolutely nothing wrong yesterday.
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>>76505229
Thats Indonesia you dense fuck
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>>76505229
That's Indonesia, also give us back that Tasmanian halfling you have.
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>>76505229
>>76505229
that is Singapore flag you jerk
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ObRzF8I5DE
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Who won in the end?

>Pironi got under Villeneuve's skin and this lead to him crashing to his death at Zolder
>One of Pironi's sons is named Gilles
>neither won a WDC
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>>76505262
f1 drivers don't pay taxes, wew
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>>76505297

>Who won in the end?
Keke
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>>76505212
Is it by accident or by design that the Ferrari drivers both live in Switzerland?

Schumacher does/did too, as far as I know. Just wondering, because the distance between Monaco and Switzerland doesn't seem like it's different at all.
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I saw my naked body in a mirror today
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>>76505327
Monaco, Switzerland and Maranello, I mean, of course.
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/motorsport/2567861/fast-cars-massive-mansions-stunning-babes-incredible-world-of-formula-one-biggest-stars/

http://www.lostateminor.com/2017/03/12/lifestyles-rich-famous-f1-drivers-living-life-secretly-wished/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgxoG5-NVVA
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Hey lads, can someone post the pic of the guy holding the McLaren flag meme?
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Baltic men have little willies.
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>>76505339
>>76505262
wait...

WHY DOES JEREMY LOOK LIKE VETTEL?
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>>76505327
Gimi's lived there since his early McLaren days.

>>76505333
Do you have big benis :DDDD
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>>76505327

Massa lived in Monaco also while at Ferrari, Alonso lived wherever he lived but not Switzerland while in Ferrari.
I don't think the team controls even that aspect of their life, yet
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>>76505367
Didn't Ferrari used to make their drivers live in Maranello so they could report daily for testing at Fiorano?
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>>76505360
My benis is small and my thikhs are huke. Fug :DDDDD
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>>76505375
when there where no testing limits they probably had houses around the track as well
>>
>driving cars around a track is considered a "sport"
>inb4 the infamous "chess is a sport tho" argument
>tfw chess is a mental sport and not a physical sport
>driving cars at a high speed is considered neither
>"but e-sports"
>those are also mental sports

Well?
>>
>>76505360
Good to know, thanks.
>>76505367
...and yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking about. Can't think of a good reason for doing that, but I can totally see Ferrari mandating living in Switzerland for whatever reason. Good to know, that that isn't the case.

(I always assumed pretty much everyone lives in Monaco, because it's the cliche, and it seems like it's pretty much true from that picture, but there are much more exceptions to that rule than I would've thought.)
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>>76505387
didn't read lmao
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>>76505375

Yeah but proper testing was kill years ago so no need for that
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>>76505387
in the past drivers had to steer a 240 km/h car into corners without any assist to the steering wheel. It was a physical sport

Now it's 4D chess
>>
Virtual safety car was a mistake.
Proof me wrong. I dare you.
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>>76505407
>not 9D chess
Loser

Also,
>Electric F1 cars
Fucking appalling
>>
>>76505303
Lol
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>>76505415
No arguments here, Pekka
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>>76505423
first electric engines are better than internal combustion ones
second I don't give a fuck about the noise
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>>76505441
https://youtu.be/nEb74YYolBY
Boi
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>Le driving is not a real sport maymay

https://youtu.be/d4EwRmlzA1s?t=2m48s
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>>76505212
>alonso
What?
don't you have to live in that country at least 100 days per year?

>gio the nazi
Based guy, motherland before money
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>>76505457
I'd be surprised if Gio's salary is big enough to live in Monaco and not be a povo cunt.
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>>76505457
>don't you have to live in that country at least 100 days per year?

That's why he doesn't finish races, he has to head back home to have a free day for the counter

>Based guy, motherland before money

Implying he has the money to live in Monaco
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>>76505451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvwgkhjVM7w
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How will the new cars do on this masterpiece of a circuit?
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>>76505457
>money
what money?
only drivers that don't live in tax evader countries are drivers with uncertain future or backmarkers in general
Vandoorne might as well look for flats in Belgium again now
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>>76505494
Could be that track where laptimes are slower this year. Maybe Monza too, but that does have fast corners that carrying extra speed out of should help along a good part of the straights.
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>>76505494

I only hope FormulaKino to be as good as last year so I can enjoy something of this snoozefest
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>>76505518
>Maybe Monza too

Lesmos flat out, part of Ascari too, I guess lap times will improve but not as much as we saw on other tracks
>>
Okay I'm back from my anger tantrum after amx fucked up, did I miss anything?
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>>76505560
amx fucked up.
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>>76505560
have you finished your draft?
>>
>>76505560
Riccy finished 3rd for the 3rd race in a row
Amx has had his 3rd retirement this year
>>
>>76505560
>>76505574
also Vettel went from last place to 4th
>>
>>76505560
Did you fuck your sister to get the anger out of your system?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKfRyzAeDF8

What was the point of that chicane after the hairpin?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>76505756
Kek.

Did they bleep that on finnish tv?
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>>76505709
That was after senna's death when they put chicanes at a bunch of tracks wasn't it?
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>>76504893
>You now remember sky slobbering all over Hamiltons cock for similar "from the back" type races
>Sky is cancer
ouch, you are so right, it never really bothered me but Vettel just did the same thing and barely a peep. How annoying.
>>
>>76505816
totally pointless there though. It's not like the old left-right was a tricky or dangerous bit of track.

Same goes for the tyre bundles on the road at Barcelona.
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>>76505709
maybe so the engines aren't on full throttle mode as long since brakes usually get fucked on that track already as well
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Is he, dare I say it, useless?
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>>76505904
Häh? Vittu!
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>>76505560
we've all been there lad
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>>76504886
Underrated
>>
>>76505560
iktf but at least we're living up to our choke reputation
>>
>>76501178
yummy
>>
>>76505904
Yes he is, can't wait for Ferrari to kick him out.
>>
>>76505837
It pissed me off when they started talking about driver of the day
"It should go to Vettel for his comeback or Hamilton for such a great driver keeping the rest of the field off his back"

Ummmm it was Danny that did that for Lewlew, not Lewlew himself
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So Ferrari's down force monster car should dominate Baku city circuit, right?
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>>76505839
Casino was pretty fast back then.

It doesn't really matter. It's a lot better as just a straight
>>
>>76505904
No you bloody drongo.
>>
>That Sophia instagram story of her out of breath saying "It's so nice... I love it"

So ripe to take it out of context and we can do nothing as we can't upload audio webm's.
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>>76505560
Are you SEETHING as much as him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdPpM_yhMEU

>5:04
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http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/130102/honda-failure-absolutely-not-good-enough

>Eric Boullier declared Honda's performance "not good enough" after a late engine failure for Fernando Alonso denied McLaren its first Formula 1 point of 2017 in the Canadian Grand Prix.

It's going to happen soon, isn't it?
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>>76490992
he's Mexican
Ferrari is a whites only team
sorry m8 #saynotoracism
>>
>>76506055
Wrong
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>>76506167
Worse desu, I turned my tv off and tossed my remote away through my hall resulting in one of the batteries missing.
Amx handled the interviews well in my opinion.
>>
>>76506185
>It's going to happen soon, isn't it?

McLaren to get unused Manor engines with NO upgrades
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>>76506212
Wtill better than current one
>>
So how did Ferrari do it this year lads?
>>
>>76506219
Still*
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>>76506208
I was spending the weekend at my parents, watching the race together. My mom is a huge Amx fangirl (he can't do anything wrong in her eyes and she thinks he'll go to Ferrari soon lel) and was outraged when he DNF'd again because of another technical issue. My dad and I just love to see her react like that each time it happens.
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>>76506185
After all the complications they had with the Honda engine not fitting the chassis I doubt they are going to be able to bolt a Mercedes into it
>>
>>76506208
>I turned my tv off and tossed my remote away through my hall resulting in one of the batteries missing.

You must be 18 to post on this site
>>
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/130097/kvyat-calls-f1-stewarding-a-stupid-circus
reminder that Kvyat got a drive through and lost over 10 seconds because of it but he should have gotten a 10 second penalty instead and still got the 10 second penalty after that even though he already got a worse punishment
>>
>>76506261
I dont get it
>>
>>76506275
He's calling you a child
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>>76506294
I guess furstration is a feeling someone from the great and superior Australia isn't familiar with.
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>>76506167
If he's this butthurt over things not going his way already, he'll probably end up being Alonso 2.0 or worse. Would not even pity him tbqh
>mfw he'll jump from team to team and never get a title
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>>76506127
/f1/ /gif/ dump when?
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All hail our new lord and saviour -

Sebastien Vettee
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Hold me lads.
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>>76506735
what on earth possessed you to buy bigjohn?
>>
>>76506735
Too fat to get my arms around, Nick
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>tfw top 5 in /f1/ autism league
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>>76506754
Early 2016. Had Perez but kicked him out to go full carbabby mode.
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Who /teamfloersch/?

>muh dick edition
>>
>>76506643
lel
>>
>>76506735

Vettel-Hulk-Sainz Ferrari-RBR-STR
I also got only the pole pick because Hamilton's cheeky fastest lap and VSC counting as SC
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Better?
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>>76506882
Not better.
>>
>>76506812
Is an Vittu an athlete?
>>
>>76506916
B W O A H
W
O
A
H
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>>76504886
Giving you a (You) because thats excellent
>>
>>76506934
rude desu

>>76506952
V I T T U
I
T
T
U
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>>76490777
trips of wall
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>>76504886

Good laugh
>>
>>76505570
Wrong anon. Also, no.
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>>76506957
: D D D
D
D
D

Eh we will see. Big John has let me down one time too many and nothing remains solve. Perez did me proud in the past and all I could afford was Pascal the Rascal or Stoffel the Waffle.
>>
>>76505212
recently read that Alonso moved back to Switzerland
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Brb counting McHonda points this season
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>>76507002
back
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>>76506784
>tfw top 4
>>
It's 100% certain that McLaren won't be with Honda 2018 anymore.

Now the only question left is whether they can drop them midseason.

The decision has been made several months ago already.

Now they are just trying to publically shame Honda for being shit.
All the interviews and the twitter posts of people working at McLaren leave no other conclusion.
>>
https://twitter.com/gsep123/status/874113436602568704

Guy is Alonso's engineer.
>>
>>76507138
Alonso to Merc confirmed.

Honestly I wouldn't be that surprised if Alonso was bullying the team into shaming Honda because he's such a toxic cunt.
>>
>Speaking to the Daily Express newspaper in July 2014, Palmer said that "I am giving everything I can to win the (GP2) series this year and that includes more work, no social life, strict diet – no girlfriend."[
>>
Will Lewlew retire if he wins the season? His ego is too big to leave the sport without winning the last season he's in. 4D backgammon by Bossberg here
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>>76507002
>2 points
>will STILL be last in the Constructors

JUST.
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>>76507138
>Hamilton gets fired
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>>76507138
>implying he isn't just meaning the power unit
>>
>>76507173
>Dating palmer
>Genuinely hate everything about him
>Not even really staying because of money as you could get that elsewhere
>Probably the same place you have been getting satisfying sex
>You just aren't sure how to tell him to get lost
>One day he comes up with these big sad eyes
>"I'm really sorry but I want to focus on my career so I think we should split."
>Almost scream out in happiness but regain yourself to put on a tearful "okay Jolyon"
>That night go on a celebratory romp across town

What a lucky girl
>>
>>76506735
>romain 18 pts
>vettel 17 pts
Not bad, the problem is making the right picks
I guessed only one

>no mana in this thread
sad
what's her real instagram?
i found nicomana and nico__mana but look old. nico_mana is private
>>
>>76507570
Those are all her. She has a second private twitter and instagram for personal stuff.
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>>76505387
>Inb4 fat burger does not understand that constant driving at ridiculous speed requires top physical and mental condition since the only thing he ever drove is pic-related.
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Engine upgrade,
retarded track,
Mercedes stands no chance,
his time.
>>
>Vettel drives an utterly terrible race, Lewis does nothing of any note, Verstappen does an easy move at the start
>"DOTD had to go to either Lewis or Vettel although Max could have easily have got it for that move at the start"

Why do they suck their dicks? None of them drove that well.
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>>76507734
>Vettel drives an utterly terrible race
are you out of your mind
His race was amazing, he got fucked over big time and he still made a great comeback
DOTD shouldve gone to ricky though
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>>76507734
>loses tons of places without his fault
>finishes 4th after overtaking half of the field
>would've been on the podium if he'd gotten the fresh ultras 2 laps earlier
>utterly terrible
>praise a shit driver who crashes into other cars at the start

The state of British F1 fans.
>>
>>76507752
I'd give it to Nando just to cheer him up a bit.
>>
Think I'll bet on Vettel to win WDC and Merc to Win Constructors
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>>76507824
would that outcome expose Kimi?
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>>76507752
>Has a terrible start, already 4th before contact
>50/50 blame in contact
>Has to go to the pits and ends up at the back
>Uses the vastly superior car to pass backmarkers
>Is fortunate enough to have a teammate whose pace is no better than a snail
> Gets them luckier when Kimi suffers a failure
>Even more luck when Perez sabotages the Force India's
>Spends ages to get past them
>In the process makes a mistake at the chicane which costs him any chance of a podium

That podium was in ready reach and he fucked it

>>76507777
Read again and you will realise I said Verstappen did nothing note worthy. I hate the fucking kid more than I hate Lewis and Seb.

The media circus on them is ridiculous.
>>
>>76507834
>implying he hasn't been exposed already
>>
So was there really a brawl?
>>
>>76507865
>going from 5th to 2nd is an easy move
why don't they all do it then? :^)
>>
What's with all the Lewis "wrestling reference" Hamilton posting?
>>
>>76507865
Verstappen was quicker than Bottas until his engine failure, quicker than Ricciardo who was basically slower than Perez then and especially quicker than Raikkonen. All of those have equal or faster cars.
>>
>>76507952
Lewis "I would never let my daugher date a nigger, brother" Hamilton actually did wresting in Mexico once
>>
>>76507931
they usually don't have someone being slow in front of them and then leaving a massive gap.

And even with that massive gap he managed to hit something
>>
>>76507971
Now I want Lewis Hamilton vs. The Machine
>>
>>76507752
>>DOTD shouldve gone to ricky though
he did nothing during the race
>>
did anyone else take out their drink bottle?
>>
>>76507865
>terrible start, already 4th before contact
>50/50 blame in contact

You're fucking delusional. Watch the onboards.
His start was good, he was 2nd when Verstappen crashed into him and it was completely Verstappen's fault.

Also
>le carbabby argument is back

Holy shit.
>>
>>76508048
No one did. For a race where stuff happened, no one ran a good note worthy race.
>>
>>76508073

Verstappen just drove like someone who wants to win

Crybaby and carbabby Vettel should just kill himself
>>
>>76508073
There is literally nothing impressive with an out of position front running car passing slower cars. This is true for any of the top teams.
This isn't carbabby nonsense, this is a fact.
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>>76507931
>Hamilton
Usually starts at the front row, wobbles most of his starts

>Vettel
Front row, can only overtake Hamilton usually

>Bottas
Wouldn't dare overtake Hamilton, most likely not capable of doing so either way

>Gimi
Shouldn't even be in F1 anymore, as much as I love him

>Ricciardo
Isn't stupid enough to try this hard when there's no chance of winning the championship and he'd likely get shit if he tried Verstappen's meme tier defensive moves

>everyone else
Shit car, shit driver or both.
>>
>>76506270
That's not how it works.

Here is article 36.8 from F1 Sporting Regulations:

>36.8 Overtaking during the formation lap is only permitted if a car is delayed and cars behind cannot avoid passing it without unduly delaying the remainder of the field. In this case, drivers may only overtake to re-establish the original starting order. Any driver delayed in this way, and who is unable to re-establish the original starting order before he reaches the first safety car line, must enter the pit lane and start from the end of the pit lane as specified in Article 36.2:
A penalty under Article 38.3(d) will be imposed on any driver who fails to enter the pit lane if he has not re-established the original starting order before he reaches the first safety car line.
and the article 38.3(d):

>d) A ten second stop-and-go time penalty. The driver must enter the pit lane, stop in his pit stop position for at least ten seconds and then re-join the race.

So his cumulative penalty is the correct one.

Is there any footage of the incident though?
>>
>>76491305
I'm amazed how acurately true this post is.
>>
>>76508084
so since Kimi had the quickest car in 2005 his Japan race that year isn't all that impressive anymore I guess
>>
>>76508344
maybe you forgot but Kimi was not the only front runner at the back of the grid that weekend. He also didn't cock it up and finish 4th.
>>
>>76506127
upload to mixtape or something
>>
>>76508492
that McLaren was way quicker that race than the Ferrari in Canada (as shown by none other than Kimi who couldn't even keep up with Perez)
>>
>>76508520
>using modern Kimi as a basis of pace

Literally any other driver would be as fast as he is, even stroll. And again the point was Kimi's drive in Suzuka was impressive because he was fighting other front running cars.

Vettel was on his own in Canada.
>>
http://www.espn.in/f1/story/_/id/19613256/cyril-abiteboul-no-major-renault-update-2018

RED BULL BTFO ETERNALLY
>>
>>76508555
>Kimi was fighting other front running cars
yeah, like the Renault that was around 25 seconds slower over a whole race distance most of the time
>>
>>76508493
https://my.mixtape.moe/vaeexs.mp4
>>
>>76508580
Fuck this gay earth. RBR will probably focus hard on 2018 now.
>>
>>76508593
why is she running in her underwear
>>
>>76508580
>eternally
till 2018 aktchually
>>
>>76508814
>he doesn't run in his underwear
What are you, a prude?
>>
>>76508825
dude that's like a whole year, do you know how many bongs that is? like a lot.
>>
Favourite F1 Team:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13170416

Favourite F1 Driver:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13170459
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Is Ricciardo's plan to just let AMX meme his way into a DNF and pick up an easy 3rd?

Dare I say it, is he, Ricciardo, a genius?
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It's that time of year again...
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>>76507138
404
what was there?
>>
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>>76509570
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>>76509605
noice
>>
>>76506643
Why did Vet and Ves share a car on the parade lap?
>>
>>76508580
are you fucking kidding me
>>76509075
he doesnt even need amx dnfs to BTFO him
>>
>>76509075
>support AMD AMX meme
>encourage his reckless driving
>fuck sky presenter on a side to get positive reviews for his own drive
>wait for AMX to crash or push car beyond limit
>finish ahead in championship every time
Its basicly foolproof plan.
>>
>>76509663
The car that was supposed to be taking Max around broke down
>>
>>76509995

>Occasionally overcut him while he's not likely to crash
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>>76509995
don't forget the times when he outdrives amx lol
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>>76508580
best day of my life
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>>76491111
you now remember pedro diniz
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>>76493442
>unhappy tweets in Spanish
>I don't speak Spanish
>>
>>76498825
what was senna practising for in tamburello?
>>
>>76510895
DINIZ IN THE OVEN
>>
>The ease in which Hamilton cantered to victory in Canada was perhaps summed up best when the 32-year-old gave Williams' Lance Stroll a thumbs up as he lapped the teenage rookie.

>Explaining his reasoning for doing so, Hamilton claims it wasn't just for the rookie moving out of his way, but that he wanted to acknowledge an impressive performance from Stroll which eventually resulted in his first F1 points.

>"I know he's had such a difficult season," Hamilton told Sky Sports F1. "He's been dropped in the deep end, with critics and all those different things you have when you're 18 and you're experiencing them for the first time in Formula 1 - in one of the most difficult seasons.

>"He looked like he was doing a good job, and I just wanted to acknowledge that."

Autism, or a nice gesture?
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>>76511358
Unironically nice gesture but wasted on a shit driver who won't survive Baku.
>>
>favourite F1 Team
>FI
What the hell?
>>
>>76493442
it's always the people from countries that have nothing that get the angriest when you say something that in some way could get taken as negative
>>
Reminder that Mercedes are DIRTY CHEATS

https://twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/842799383041261569
>>
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>>76507138
https://twitter.com/gsep123/status/870013243254874112
>McLaren use automated lawnmowers

Of course they do. That's such a Ron thing to do.
>>
Daily reminder that Gio the Nazi is still tied with mchonda in constructor's championship.
>>
>>76491111
>Son, there's nothing wrong with being a mediocre driver.
>>
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is that a casio f-91w? wtf I love ted now
>>
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>Nyck de Vries sniffs his sister's cooch

TOOTHPASTES ARE A FUCKING PARODY OF THEMSELVES
>>
>>76511817
bit odd to have two of his cockrings on her necklace
>>
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nice
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>>76511817
What is with those dutchies and their sisters?
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>>76511979
>>76511994
>>76512013
Is this your crazy contraption, Miguel?
>>
>>76511989
You know that small backwards part of everyone's country that people make fun of for inbreeding ect
That typically small region is the entirety of toothpasteland
>>
Was Lauda really this technical car magician Rush makes him look like?
>>
>>76512032
No, but he certainly was very ugly after the crash. He was basically the Stroll of his time except the father bit.
>>
>>76512032
The "can tell what's wrong from the seat of his pants" type thing?
Most great drivers could do that, for example Bruce McLaren tuned and fixed the failure that was the Ford GT40 by the seat of his pants into the Le Mans racing legend it is known as now.

So I wouldn't be surprised if that was factual, I'm sure he didn't talk himself up to the writers and producers though...
>>
>>76512067
>except the father bit.
that's not entirely true
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Lauda
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Lauda_(Techniker)
>>
Kiwibro, if you're here, how'd your essay go?
>>
>>76508113
I literally want to get into a fist fight over who's a carbabby with you.
>>
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Literally /floersch/
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>>76512341
thats a man!
>>
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Don't fight. She will unite us all.
>>
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>>76512350
>holland not on the floersch train yet
>>
>>76511979
>>76511994
>>76512013
This got me thinking. What if F1 dropped almost all regulations except width, length and safety standards?
Would it even out the playing field entirely and cause the greatest meme season ever?
Or would the cars be downforce monsters and kill any sort of overtake?
>>
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>>76512350
No, this is a man
>>
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>>76512427
>not taking beitske as the next meme girl

m8 I've been meming girls for like 5 years now
>>
>>76512463
>meme girl
Floersch is not a meme you imbecile
>>
>>76512167
but Lauda's father disowned him.

PS: Lauda means Penis in Hindi
>>
>>76512584
Apparently street corner means toilet in hindi too.
>>
>>76512032
Probably. Back in the day many drivers would literally spend the whole night working on the car with their mechanics.

The modern idea of a F1 driver being a total whiny faggot wanting everything at the palm of his hand began around the 90s.
>>
>>76512584
What does Poo 2 Loo means in hindi?
>>
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I know this is blog posting but WAG PC update.

It stopped booting and posting, I took today off from work to fix it.
Took it apart, re-seated everything, still wasn't working.
Started unplugging items and running it.

It now has no CD drive, no card reader, 1 less SSD (Just a drive to help open workfiles) and half the ram but it booted and hasn't crashed for the past 10 minutes.
>>
>>76513767
>that left hand
Based daniil

Dude just remove the hdd and make a backup
>>
>>76513888
m8 there is a fucking backup. I'm not worried about the WAGs, I'm worried about accessing my fucking computer.

No point in having a WAG folder if I can't even use it.
>>
This is embarrasing but can someone look up who owns 555 Subaru F1 Team or whatever I called it in FantasyGP? I forgot either my name or my password but my password is always the same so...
>>
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>>76514156
cecile
>>
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>>76514156
cecile
>>
Why is there no Formula 1 Grand Prix in Africa?
>>
>>76514229
Paul Ricard next season
>>
>>76514199
>>76514206
Thank you. Had everything wrong except safety car.
>>
>>76514245
That circuit is in France.

I want to know. Why is not there some F1 Grand Prix in a country in Africa?
>>
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>tfw no Rosberg for the combined Seb/Nico mental pressure on Lewis
>>
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>>76514314
MEDIUM RARE FLAG
E
D
I
U
M

R
A
R
E

F
L
A
G
>>
>>76514471
>Medium rare

M8 that may as well be well done
>>
question:

what happened between Kimi and Alonso when they were teammates?

what happened between alonso and hamilton when they were teammates?

is there an essential Kimi highlight tape anyone can recomment?
>>
>>76515132
no sex tape m8 but pretty sure they're were all butt buddies and had a falling out when the aids tests came out
>>
>>76512032
>Was Lauda really this technical car magician Rush makes him look like?
yeah pretty much. Some drivers are better at it than others, like Vettel today
>>
>>76512341
>>76512350
>he doesn't find manly voices attractive
>he doesn't want to take her testosterone-engorged, 12 inch-long clitoris in his ass
what are you, gay?

>>76513933
build a new one you dip
>>
>>76512086
>>76512032
However, "great drivers" did not include Michael Schumacher
>>
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>>76512400
>>
>>76512400
unicycles
>>
>>76515355

since you mention aids I imagine you are talking about hamilton, but what about Kimi?
>>
>>76515428
I just spent £500 on F1 parts. I'm not fucking loaded.
We will see how it is tomorrow.
>>
>>76515560
>430km/h through 130R
>all drivers pass out on the first lap
>>
Not directly answering >>76514229 but here's some history on the subject.

The last race in Africa was RSA GP in 1993. RSA, Morocco and Tunisia are the only countries that held a GP in post 1950 era.
Before that there were few other GP races in Africa, but none of them were ever part of the Grandes Épreuves races. In any case, probably the most interesting GP was in Egypt in 1947. Held on an island, it was won by Franco Cortese driving for Alfa Romeo, who later that year became driver for Scuderia Ferrari and their first branded car Ferrari 125S. He also brought Ferrari their first GP win in 1948.

The last African country that held a GP race was Libya.

With exception of RSA, all other GP races held in Africa happened before 1959.
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Hey guys my taskbar is broken and I don't have a watch, what times is it?
>>
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>>76518417
>>
>>76512400

Does this include engines?

>Skoda turbo-supercharged VR6; a dismal failure of reliability but singlehandedly fixes the exhaust sounds when it works.
>Mazda six-rotor spinning to 26k rpm.
>Saabaru 2-liter flat-8 with 62psi meme turbo
>Honda adds VTEC, everything is solve
>>Dodge 666ci straight-8, naturally aspirated

Shall I continue?
>>
>>76519032
All of those sound pretty bad 2bh

It would probably just end up with V8's v turbo V6's, light weight, powerful, reliable, low fuel consumption.
A quad rotary could be cool and work well but that would require Mazda to get interested
>>
>>76520928
>All of those sound pretty bad 2bh
They were supposed to be good?
>>
african sky hockey finals just ended
/f1/ needs our strength to survive the onslaught of shitposts
>>
why is it always 2 weeks in between
reeee
>>
>>76522277
So redbull can film driver fluff
>>
P A G E
A
G
E
S I X
I
X
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>>76521375
It seemed to me like our American friend thought he knew what unlimited engine regs would look like
>>
>page six in 13 minutes
a new thread can always be made when the aussies get home
>>
>>76521785

>African sky hockey

That was original, you earned the (you)
>>
>>76512819
I believe it's "India" that means toilet in Hindi.
>>
>>76512032
Yes, which is why Regazzoni personally asked Enzo for him to be signed as his teammate at Ferrari in '74, after their time together at BRM.

>>76512086
Wasn't it Ken Miles who did that?

>>76515458
"Michael Schumacher is a great driver, he has a good bottom" - t. Fangio, 1995.
Not trying to be SIDF, just love how funny that quote is out of context.
>>
>>76523324
They were all clearly meme options.
>>
>>76524137
>Ken Miles
Yes he was the lead/top and when Bruce was called in they made leaps and bounds.

The conspiracy everyone talks about with the Le Mans finish is the working relationships they both had with Ford, and forgets that Ken was thankful to Bruce for helping get the car going and slowed to say thanks and give I'm the win and not to say fuck you to Ford.
>>
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>>76524137
The eventual car that won the 1966 Le Mans was designed for (and in part by) Bruce. IIRC in the McLaren movie they play a combination of clips, voice recordings, pictures and read letters about his involvment with the Le Mans winning Ford GT40.
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>>76512032
LAUDAD
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Fugg we are going to need a new thread during this :^(
>>
>>76515132
Alonso demolished Kimi. But was also utterly toxic to the team and ran everything down.

Ham - Alo... much bigger story spygate and expected no.1 status and Ron Dennis all collided.
>>
>>76525514
>expected no.1 status

More like promised no.1 status by Dennis, which Ron later failed to deliver when his wunderkind had a shot at a rookie year WDC
>>
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Bamp
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>>76491473
Explain please.
>>
>>76526530
>>76526530
>>76526530

We won't be killed by apehoop again, new thread
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