/trans/ United are the most successful club in england. FACT. edition

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>young Real Madrid player - check
>gradually forced out of the squad by superior options - check
>sent away, and while not impressing in domestic league, has a good run to CL Finals - check
>even knocking out Real Madrid in the process - check
>called back, fails to make impact for Madrid once again - check
>sold for profit to PL - check
>flops badly - .....
Who am I talking about, /trans/?

>mouyes

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Ring Ring
>Who is this
>This is the cunning Ed Woodward i Would like to purchase on of your overated player for £N
>Haha good joke Mr Woodward we know you have money come back with a serious bid like £2xN or £3xN
>NO JOKE'S ON YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR OVERRATED PLAYER ANYWAY

casillas to liverpool

>>76489673
>Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, is set to join MLS side LA Galaxy following his release by Manchester United. (Sun)
SNUBCHESTER SNUBBED SNUBGAIN

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>Chelsea are keen to sign Real Madrid's 25-year-old Colombian attacking midfielder James Rodriguez and the Spanish club are willing to sell.(AS - in Spanish)

Paris St-Germain's new sporting director Antero Henrique has made contact with Monaco over a bid for their coveted 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe. (L'Equipe - in French)

>Leicester winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, has an offer from Arsenal but is waiting for a rival bid from Barcelona, his preferred destination. (Sport)

Liverpool are interested in signing Southampton's 28-year-old Serbia forward Dusan Tadic, who has a release clause of £13m in his contract.(Times - subscription required)

>Inter Milan want £44m for Croatia winger and Manchester United target Ivan Perisic, 28. (Sky in Italy, via Sky Sports)

Manchester United's deal for Benfica defender Victor Lindelof means United have called off their pursuit of Burnley centre-back Michael Keane, 24. (Metro)

>Manchester United could face a battle to keep promising goalkeeper Joel Pereira at the club this summer, with Benfica, Porto and Sporting Lisbon all keen on the 20-year-old. (Daily Mirror)

Lazio midfielder Felipe Anderson, 24, has admitted that he dreams of playing for Manchester United. (Sport TV, via Daily Mail)

>Chelsea have agreed a £35m deal with Monaco for 23-year-old midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko. (L'Equipe, via Sun)

The Blues could be forced into paying a portion of Diego Costa's wages for the 28-year-old striker to complete a loan deal to AC Milan. (Telegraph)

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how do we save the west lads

>>76489810
We really need a big war

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WELCOME TO SNUBCHESTER LADS

>>76489810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfIkiny_O14

Fascism is going to make a comeback at this rate.

>>76489691
Not about Morata, because he is actually alot more talented than Morientes and only needs regular playtime to unlock his full potential.

>>76489691
I see youve found a new macguffin to go mental on

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>American """"women""""

>>76489810
Islam will save them

>>76490049
>the only girls and women into shit like this when I was a teenager were uglier than me and twice my weight
what changed?

>>76490100
big bang theory

>>76490100
>nerdy guys get into it
>eventually their slightly more normie friends get into it
>that leads to normie guys getting into it
>which leads to women pretending to be into it, so they have something in common with normie guys

>>76489971
Italians are cucks, they cry about muslims yet love the EU who make sure they give a big dose of paki cock on the regular.

>>76490100
Being an above average girl who plays games can make a wealthy income from beta males on twitch.

>Arsenal pre season ticket renewal
>We're signing Mbappe lads!

>Arsenal post season ticket renewal
>Lel only joking. We're selling Alexis and signing some unknown Ruski for pennies

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>>76490100
>implying pc related would remotely care

>>76490244
stop posting this. I have to watch at least 20 times before I can do anything else

>>76490244
I bet she is more boring than Michael Owen

>>76490208
that's literally every transfer window in the last 10 years... life is pain

>>76490371
was bald rooney best rooney?

/gooner/ here.
this alexis to city thing is just a meme right?
right?
because i mean PSG / bayern i could stomach in the end, all in the game, but city?
sheeeeiiiiiiittttttt.

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>>76490244
>mfw
>>76490553
City can pay his wages. I think Bayern doesn't want to pay that much.

Milan just bought Andre Silva what the fuck

You guys see the rude pic in the 100k last night?

>>76490613
Source? If true that's awesome. Milan actully got something going on.

>Defoe to Bournemouth
can see why he's leaving but wonder how little Bradley feels

>>76490714
Sky saying he's having his medicals tomorrow

around 30-40m

>>76490714
Sky just said it, him and Mendes are in Milan right now, medicals tomorrow

>>76490740
>>76490741
Sweet. Looks like I'll be watching a whole lot more Serie A next season desu.

>>76489971
*speaks unintelligble*

Seriously whoever was in charge of adding the translation needs to be fired.

>>76490721

>wonder how little Bradley feels

sick

someone link me the pls watch our league frog so i can ask questions about silva

>>76490791
maybe he should follow our algerian friend and switch teams?

>>76490613
Literally who

>>76490829
david silva's brother

>>76490721
Why isn't that kid dead yet?

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>>76490613

>>76490829
If you watched their league you'd know

>>76490890
He's a true fighter, although God seems to be taking the complete piss.

>>76490890

His punishment must be more severe

>>76490613
Is Milan buying the league going to make it great again?

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>>76490918
>>76490947
Imagine being a kid with cancer in Sunderland right now, only you're not the one being championed around the country. You're just a kid all by yourself waiting to die.

Who is Andre Silva and why is he a big deal?

>>76491018

I would be fucking raging

Twitter feud between mackem cancer babies when

>>76491036
>André Miguel Valente da Silva is a Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a striker for FC Porto and the Portugal national team

>>76491058
That league is a fucking meme machine

>>76491036
tsu's protege

Will United sign Belotti too?

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>>76491043
I would monitor that feud desu

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES..

Why did two strikers die out?

>>76491036

hes just another young, somewhat talented yet pretty overhyped portuguese meme player who managed to attach himself to jorge mendes, meaning hes bound to make big money moves every 1-2 seasons for the next decade before he ends up in china/mlels while being thoroughly underwhelming and disappointing in the context of the expectations placed on him in his young age

Wonder how Porto poster feels about this

>>76491136
Fuuuuuuuuucking hell what the actual FUCK is so wrong with Liverpool that they can't just sign a player without making it into some greasy mafia bullshit?

>>76491136
>scousers in charge of not being criminals

>>76491136
boy they really need to stop getting gerrard to text their transfer targets

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>>76491136

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>>76491136

>>76491136
They slipped again lmoa

>>76491165
So what type of striker is he/who is he comparable to?

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Where is he going?

>>76490901
how does he do it?

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how do we fix English International Football?

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>>76491136

>>76491136
Chelsea seem to have an entire low end Premier League squad of players who have pretty much never played in the Premier League

>>76491108
no

>>76491300
Maybe white people should just get better.

>>76491264
Is this the tottenham midfielder?

Africans need to get some original names desu senpai

>>76491300
get BNP in

>>76491345
Celtic striker

>>76491300
You won't unless you stop rating young players because they're young. Le speedy trickster will always be good at a young age and then stagnate. You need coaches that have patience enough to look for real footballing talent.

>>76491300
We ban /pol/ from other boards

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>>76491300
You need to get rid of the culture in this country where betas celebrate seeing blacks and pakis fuck the white women they adore.

>>76491170
>why didn't they buy Herrera reeee

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goodnite

>>76491414
>smoking
>chav
>emo
>strap on
>granny
>cartoon

What the fuck Scotland?

How come Juan Mata is so underrated? He is one of the best players in the Premier League.

>>76491472
>Not enjoying chav porn

Pleb

>>76491501
>Mata in English translated from Spanish means 'to kill'
really got me thinking

>>76491414
This is so fake it hurts

Hope this is part of the joke

>>76491472
>Arab, muslim and mixed race porn love in causes no reaction
How cucked is Norway?

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>>76491561
>This is so fake it hurts
https://www.pornhub.com/insights/comparing-scotland-england

If you could do a shoot interview with any manager on your podcast, who would it be?

>>76491647
What's wrong with watching any of these? I often branch out to the ethnics. Watching basic white bitches get fucked is vaniilla

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>>76490288

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>>76491647
I focused on Scotland in my memetext because they had the weirdest ones.

>>76491680
>What's wrong with watching 'big black cock', Gee I wonder.

>>76491300
Why no black GK?

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>>76489691
Is there anyone you would be impressed if United signed?

>>76491742
Name 10 black GKs that are not complete trash, all time.

>Snubier League

>>76491729
That isn't what you said, but now you mention it there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to see white women satisfied by a black man.

>>76491211
The day Gerrard's book dropped was a great day on /sp/.

>>76491389
4chan = pol you retarded mouthbreather

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>>76491673
Okay I was wrong but
>that font
>that shitty resolution

How is this allowed for a professional company?

>>76491694
Can I get some salsa on that ausbro?

>>76491777
>there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to see white women satisfied by a black man.
You're everything wrong with this country you 'progressive', meek, liberal piece of shit.

>>76491300
>win tournament
>"how do we fix this???"

>>76491777
>>76491680
make up your mind

>>76491799
well, i don't think that the porn idustry has to maintain a professional image

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Caption this

>>76491855
hold up, who's the semen demon?

Is André Silva a decent player?

I want Milan to be great again.

>>76491647
Nothing wrong with a little action behind the enemy lines if you catch my drift.
Only if its a white male on a coloured woman tho, we aint no cucks 'round 'ere.

>>76491810
Hey, I'd deport them if given the chance but I can't deny white women get more sexual gratification off them.

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>>76491802
I got the source: https://www.instagram.com/kvfxo/

>>76491880
>Some random average bird
>Semen demon

You need to get out more lad

>>76491855
How come only like 4 people look like they give a fuck?

>>76491760
KAMENI

>>76491797
t. started coming here in 2016

>>76491855
>watching it in a dressing room
>on a laptop

They posed for that photo. None of them watched that shit.

>>76491855
who is listening to the wall?

>>76491855
pol = reddit

>>76491908
Yeah but your mind instantly goes to how many cocks she took after this photo was taken

>>76491953
Damn Sherlock, you-you got it in one.

>>76491136

Don't worry, they'll just say sorry and the FA won't care.

>>76491919
Because the others realise their days in the England senior team are numbered. Hart is laughing because no matter how shit he performs match in match out, he's defended by the media because he likes to yell in the tunnel for no reason.

>>76491986
lay off the porn lrl

>>76491300

Not much we can do when Wales are calling all our 16 year old white players up to their senior team.

>>76492037
I try to but then Dutch autist fucks my shit up on /sp/

>>76491855

Hopefully Joe Hart was taking notes on how to not be complete wank.

>>76492048
name 3 instances of this.

>>76491886
Please, respond.

>>76492085

Happened recently, I cba doing your homework for you. Wales have now taken on the tactic of calling up any half decent kid with welsh grandparents.

>>76492085
Bale, Ramsey, Giggs. That's just three super players England could have used. Especially Giggs. Giggs was literally the missing piece of 90's early 2000's England. We needed a LM so fucking badly and people tried everything, including playing Gerrard there. I am seriously of the belief that had Giggs played, we'd have won '96 and '98. Or at least gotten to the Semi's.

>>76492115
>I-I can't
Concession accepted.

>>76492085

Literally half the Wales national team were born in England m8.

>>76491880
Joe Hart

>>76492085
williams
chester
edwards
watkins
vokes
bradshaw
james

>>76492126
None of them were called up to the senior team at 16
>>76492131
None of them were called up to the senior team at 16.

WE

>>76492115
Ben Woodburn

The yanks stole a Spuds centre back too, he played for them in the u20 WC

>people say we steal players when they were all born here except sterlel

>>76492138
None of them were called up to the senior team at 16.

....Lads you can read right? This is worrying.

>>76492022
Holy shit. How will England ever recover from this?

>>76492085
You're an idiot. Home Nation Rule literally fucks over everybody. There is always some chucklefuck who wants to be the big fish in the small pond because being a 'legend' (Bale, Ramsey, Giggs, McAlister, Strachan, Duncan Ferguson) is superior to fighting it out with others in a large pond. Rooney could have become a legend for Ireland but he took the bigger step and he's done something difficult... Stat padding against minnows. Fucking Ireland... Irish come over here, fuck our women/men and then when they git gud at football call them home. At least Home Nations can fight each other for it. Then again we basically have to include Ireland because they're part of the British Isles but don't want anything to do with us.

>>76492141
They literally were called up, every time, but they declined, you fucking idiot.

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what does the future hold for benzema?

>>76492138
dummet
king
J. williams
crofts
robson canoe
woodburn
church
G. williams

>>76492092
>porto players
there's literally no way to know this
>you know remember Hackson Martinez

>>76492184
2 years at a mid-table club like Arsenal then off to a retirement league.

>>76492127

16 was an exaggeration m8 but:

Woodburn (17) born in Nottingham
Ampadu (16) born in Exeter
Daniel James (19) born in Hull

>>76492181
>hey literally were called up, every time, but they declined
Oh you must have a source for that to be so sure. No? Okay. Concession accepted.

>>76491136
This is like the friendly rapist we all know who can't keep his hands to himself and can't act with propriety. What the fuckkk, Liverpool?

>>76491694
CRUCIAL

I wouldn't usually give a shit about the home nations taking a few cast offs, but we're calling up players for England who've been relegated for fuck's sake and it's only getting worse. Can't afford to lose players. Fucking jake livermore? Piss off Southgate you bucktoothed cunt

>>76492184
Does she have a benis?

>>76492201
didnt know it was that bad
wales on harpoon watch 2bh

>>76492243
No Pizza Hut for you lad

>>76492184
prison

>>76492201

>Calling a 16 year old up to your senior team

Wales clearly just going to give all kids with Welsh grandparents 1 cap from now on.

>England team filled with shit players from the biggest English clubs
>"Why is the manager calling up these players? Just because they play for a big club doesn't mean they're good!"
>Southgate adds players from mid-table clubs who have played regular football
>"Why is the manager calling up these shit players? They don't even play for a big club!"

>>76492184
Source: https://www.instagram.com/moonstrucktraveller/?hl=en

>>76492214
Harry Wilson.
Gareth Bale.

Those are the only two 16 year olds called up who actually played. The rest were called up, never played at 16 and only did when they were 17.

>>76492296

It's a good tactic tbf, for decades now they've always had to deal with 1 or 2 world class players playing with a bunch of Championship players.

>>76492255
That was exactly my thought as well. She might just have a really big snatch

>>76492296
To be fair, the youngest player England has called up was Memeford, who is also the youngest scorer and the youngest debutant scorer iirc. Walcott is the 2nd youngest iirc. Fun fact. Theo Walcott has scored a hattrick in an international AND it was a non-friendly international. Wayne "The Age Of" Rooney has yet to score a international hattrick, even against his regular stat padding side San Marino. He also has 2 world cup goals and 4 euro goals.

Papa John's pizza is wank I don't why yanks rave about it

>>76492335
FOR YOU.

>>76492372
Everyone not underage remembers that Walcott hatty in Croatia. Literally the last time England played well.

>>76492388
Would it be painful though?

>>76492388
I wouldn't know what would be a big or small snatch desu, never seen one in real life

I just got a call to let me know a friend is in hospital foaming at the mouth after drinking a few whiskies and half a bottle of sambuca

>>76492184
suicide bombing for isis

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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
O F F I C I A L
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
W E L C O M E
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDpMTVq6siQ

>>76492392
Nah the last time they played well was when they were 1-0 down, went 2-1 up, then 2-2, then won 3-2. The two Wilshere blooters and Walcott getting an assist by falling over or some shit.

>>76492388
IF I RIP THAT HYMEN, WILL YOU DIE?

>>76492405
He'll be grand, it's not that much.

>>76492184
another 1 or 2 great years at Real before going to PSG to bully the ligue 1

>>76492411
I don't like this new gimmick you've taken up Australia. Shitting on United isn't worthwhile, I know why you're doing it, but come on.

>Galaxy get Zlatan

Will he be any good post-injury... at least enough to succeed at aged Robbie Keane levels

>>76492425
I kind of hope it was a date rape attempt gone wrong

reminder that the concacaf exists and they get 3 (three) direct spots to the world cup

>>76492458
Galaxy are gonna rape it up in FM. If only they could get Kaka from Orlando...

>>76489752
>Liverpool are interested in signing Southampton's 28-year-old Serbia forward Dusan Tadic
This is so Liverpool

>Inter Milan want £44m for Croatia winger and Manchester United target Ivan Perisic
This is so Manchester United

>>76492458
he'd kill the MLS but nobody reputable is reporting him going there

>>76492474
Do guys get date-raped by girls?

Or was it a fruit?

>>76492490
Reminder that they are also bidding for a world cup where three of them would get to automatically qualify as hosts

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>tfw 2 world wars 2 world cups

>>76492537
Apparently he was clearing up everyone elses Sambucas in one

>>76491694

holy sheeeet

Bowl of crunchy nuts and a wank before bed methinks

>>76492649
>getting nuts all over your dick

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>Engcucks Muslim Rape faggots think that having Nigeria win a U20 World Cup is something to be proud of

No skin off my nose, you fucks will just be ever so bitter when the only 2 from that team to make it to the senior will be Woodman and maybe Maitland-Niles, since he was great all tournament. The strikers weren't that great and you have fuck loads of black fucks who can't hit a barn fucking door, then again, neither can your inbred monkey Kane

>>76492699
better than jam and toast crumbs tbf

>>76490244
Oh... my... god...

>>76492802
Stop watching barbara vids for a start

>>76492802
I watch asmr videos and pretend they're my gf.

>>76492490
In 2026, Africa will have 9 spots in the world cup.
>>76492541
Doesn't matter, that first round of that cup will be a shit fest anyway, like recent Euros.

>>76492701

Cook looks decent...

>>76492802
I'm screencapping this for use against you lad, no offence.

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what /trans/ meme has made you audibly kek most recently?
for me, its calling bonucci, boipucci lel

>>76492880
Bit mean.

>>76491472
>not watching emo porn

I wish there was more. I miss emo girls.

>>76492889
Martinez to Liverpool

>>76492802
kidnap a woman and beat her to death

>>76492889
>that chin
wew

>>76492802
Get out there and talk to some girls! Clean up, get a haircut, wear fitting clothes, hit the gym, get employed!!!! In 20 years from now do you want to be sad and alone or do you want to be with someone you love and be happy. A gf isn't just gonna fall into your lap, you'll have to work for it.

>>76492942
>A gf isn't just gonna fall into your lap, you'll have to work for it.
doing all of the above isnt working to get a gf its working to be a functioning member of society

>>76492942
Good advice but there's always the weird hurdle of going out on your own to find girls. It just screams serial killer to them.

>>76492995
>be a functioning member of society
Which to be fair is a solid step towards getting a gf


Also, does anyone ever go on /adv/ to cheer themselves up by laughing at other people?

>>76493010
>does anyone ever go on /adv/ to cheer themselves up by laughing at other people
No, I can do that here.

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>>76492880

>>76493010
What is /adv/ like?

I love transexuals

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40238472

>Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has joined thousands of protesters in Barcelona to call for independence for the Spanish region of Catalonia. He made a strong plea for voters to take part in an independence referendum scheduled for 1 October.

>"We will vote, even if the Spanish state doesn't want it," Guardiola told the crowd. "There is no other way."
Did Poop use the same mindset when choosing Bravo in a starting XI?

>I will play Claudio, even if the Manchester City fans don't like him. There is no other way.

BREAKING: AC Milan have an agreement with RB Leipzig forward Emil Forsberg to join the club. Fee yet to be agreed between clubs. #ACMilan - ESPN

lads

>>76493088
>>76493092
>>>/adv/18407621

Uhh where are the rumors lads

>>76493194
>gf to you imminent: anon

>>76493191
>>>>/adv/18407621
Closed the thread after reading the first 2 lines desu

>>76493209
>>76493194
>your new gf to me on immediate loan

>>76493209
Don't play around with me like that la. ;-;

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Slovak status: T R E M B L I N G

>>76493138
That's a bit weird

>>76493274
>going from Griezmann to Morata

kek

>>76493180
Make Milan Great Again

>>76493010
Nah, that's only the case if you've never met them ever before. If you've met them at least once you should be good, as long as you don't spaghetti.
Also, not caring about what other people think of you is pretty helpful too. Once I stopped giving a fuck, I was more confident and was more sociable.

>>76493274
>the spanish danny welbeck

>>76491300
"""""""U20""""""

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S E E T H I N G

MOTD social media poster has to be an spuh poster.

Any updates on the Martial to Liverpool situation?

>>76494073
BBC has confirmed /sp/artans for ages, mate.

Any updates on the man to Mars situation?

>>76494224
He's on the space shuttle la

>>76494134
>joining a club which can't win shit to save it's life that will have to play qualification games to a club that won 3 (THREE) trophies last season and has confirmed CL football

Absolutely HOWLING Shitzen.

>>76494224
changed his mind at the last minute and got a twix instead

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>>76494278
>twix

>>76494337
Who the fuck doesn't like a twix?

>>76494337
>he doesnt rank twixes

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PL Champions next year

>>76494557
>Dier
>Bale
>Morata

W E W

When will this bullshit life end?

>>76494941
I'm gonna kill myself next May. You?

>>76494976
Soon, hopefully.

>>76491819
good post

>>76489810
Authoritarian white nationalism.

>>76494557
why would realmad buy all those players?

>>76494557
There's no way Sunderland could afford all those players and even if they could, they're not in the EPL

>>76494976
Why wait?

Guess who just carved his way home

Guys I personally know Amber Davies (aka the cunt) from Love Island

AMA

>>76491300
Get competent coaches

When was the last time there was a successful manager from England? Brian Clough with Forest?

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Which one of you cunts wants BASED mooy?

>>76491501
People see him as another slow "cerebral" white boy instead of the talented footballer that he is

>>76501546
I do

>>76501845
cerebral? he reminds you of a brain?

>>76490161
pakis are exclusive to England

>Buying Morata instead of Belotti
Fuck you Mou

snubchester united

>>76492187
I just really wanted him to succeed. Why did he leave Atleti so soon?

>>76491880
That's Andy Carroll mate...

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>Hunter?..Yes, I tried to sign him. He had a trial here however was not successful.

Reminder Milan are signing all these players because they're owner gets fucked over by the company that gave him a loan if they don't make Champions League next season

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>BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool FC reported to THe FA. Accused of tapping up in efforts to sign Alex Hunter

>tapperpool

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>I h-h-have l-lots of o-o-o-offers

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>>76504265
>>76504323

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>>76504366
GET OUT OF MY CLUB YOU LEEECH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Juve going for N'Zonzi and Paredes (Tuttosport)

>Calhanoglu linked with Lazio and Arsenal, Neverkusen want €15m

>Everton want Klaassen, player wants to move, Ajax ask for £26m (Telegraaf)

>>76504790
>>Calhanoglu linked with Lazio and Arsenal, Neverkusen want €15m
So fucking cheap. Isn't he the young physical Juninho?

>>76504895
Keep in mind that he hasn't played since January. But yeah, he was pretty good before that.

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FRESH RUMOURS

>Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has convinced Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, to join the club - with an offer expected on Monday. (Marca)

Morata has dropped a hint on social media that he could be joining United, after he 'liked' an Instagram post appearing to confirm an imminent move. (Metro)

>United could offer 35-year-old Zlatan Ibrahimovic a short-term deal, despite releasing him, if the Swedish striker recovers successfully from knee surgery. (Manchester Evening News)

Paris St-Germain have made a huge step towards sealing a deal for Monaco's 18-year-old France forward Kylian Mbappe, who is also wanted by Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United. (L'Equipe - in French)

>Chelsea are favourites to sign Real Madrid's Colombian attacking midfielder James Rodriguez, 25. (AS - in Spanish)

Liverpool are ready to tap up midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23, stopping him from signing a new £100,000-a-week contract with Arsenal. (Daily Express)

>Manchester United are close to agreeing a deal for Monaco's Brazil midfielder Fabinho, 23. (Manchester Evening News)

Algeria winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, has not ruled out staying at Leicester City for the new season, despite making clear his intentions to leave the club this summer. (Leicester Mercury)

>Mahrez says he has not had any formal offers yet. (Elheddaf Television via Sky Sports)

Manchester City keeper Joe Hart's England career could be in jeopardy, with no club offers for the 30-year-old after his loan spell with Torino. (Daily Mirror)

>West Ham are ready to offer Hart a Premier League a move. (Sun)

France defender Laurent Koscielny, 31, has distanced himself from reports linking him with Marseille, saying he is happy at Arsenal. (Telefoot via ESPN)

>Italy striker Andrea Belotti, 23, wants to stay at Torino and might refuse to leave even if a team meets his 100 million euro release clause, according to club president Urbano Cairo. (Radio 24 via Four Four Two)

Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Donnarumma, 18, will sign a new deal at AC Milan. (Corriere dello Sport - in Italian)

>Huddersfield Town are hoping to make Reims' French central defender Julian Jeanvier, 25, their first signing following promotion to the Premier League. (Daily Mail)

West Brom and Newcastle are both keen on Celtic's 26-year-old Scotland striker Leigh Griffiths. (Daily Mirror)

>Uruguayan forward Gustavo Viera, 16, is set to attract interest from several Premier League teams - with Liverpool expected to tap him up to move to Europe. (Sun)

Barcelona are set to make an £88m bid for Marco Verratti after the 24-year-old midfielder declared that he wants to leave Paris St-Germain. (Daily Mail)

>Hibernian's Scottish forward Jason Cummings, 21, on the verge of joining former Rangers boss Mark Warburton at Nottingham Forest. (Scottish Sun)

>>76489673
>Alexis to City
This has to be a joke.
>literally who to Arsenal
Is he any good?
>>76489752
>Arse trying to get Mahrez and failing AGAIN

>>76494557
Good thing they got James, otherwise an English club could be not so English.

So if Mourinho doesnt win the PL next season, whats his excuse

>>76504925
>hasn't played since January
>is linked with Arsenal
W E W

AC Milan are closing in on the signing of talented Porto attacker Andre Silva, with the 21-year-old striker having undergone a medical at their La Madonnina base.

Hold me lads. Potential gf signing fell through. She went to Chad FC

>>76505334
Chad FC accused of tapping up

>>76505352
Chad FC certainly tapped that ass and the FA can't do shit about it.

What Hentai should I watch before bed lads?

>>76505382
One about a guy that has a chance meeting with a girl, falls in love with her and lives happily with her, raising a family before dying at the age of 90, surrounded by his children and grandchildren. At this point he looks back and realises his life was well spend and he is happy

>>76505398
Vanilla it is la

>>76505202
He has no strikers or it's the medical staffs fault or whatever he'll come up with something

>Sky Football Verified account @SkyFootball
>2h2 hours ago
>PAPER TALK: Jurgen Klopp has made contact with Kylian Mbappe.

Even if real, why even bother.

>>76505525
So you have a connection when you go to a bigger club

>>76505145
>£88m bid for Marco Verratti
is he really that good?

>>76505561
Usually Midfielders are a bit linient on how big you should be as compared to forwards and defenders but I wouldnt trust Verratti doing anything physical

>>76505571
>someone ask if a player is good
>first reply is about him not being big enough
It's shocking in a post Pep's Barça world people still care about players being huge and physical.

>>76505561
Good football skill and great body aerodynamic.

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>>76505525
what the..

>>76505561
He's a good fit for burca midfield or would you rather Andre Gomes?
Id he worth 88m? Not really but to Barca he is.

I love how European news have Sanchez already in Munich while South American sources say he will surely go to City.

In the end Wenger will just keep him another year in London.

>>76505578
Im just putting it out there, I know how good Verratti is

Varraatttiiiiii

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>it ain't me starts playing

>>76505145
>Joe Hart's England career could be in jeopardy, with no club offers for the 30-year-old
Shouldn't it be in jeopardy with consistently shit performances rather than anything else?

>>76505145
> Daily Mirror and Sun immediately contradicts each other

>>76505382
End of Evangelion first 5 minutes.

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>BREAKING NEWS: Brendão Rodgero has successfully completed a move for irl waifu after finally flogging old fat slag

Imagine if Verratti's agent was Raiola. He'd go for over €150m.

Sounds like Everton will sign Sandro Ramirez. I guess Lukaku to Chelsea will happen soon after.

>>76505747
I wonder if Mourinho cares about this, is he happy for having a rival waste money or is he annoyed because he has been proved wrong about Lukaku being good enough.

>>76491748
>being impressed that a club is able to persuade players to join with mountains of cash

it would be more impressive if they created a few stars from their youth academy like they used to be able to do

>>76505754
Time will tell if it was meant to be. Mourinho let KDB, Lukaku and Bertrand leave without giving them much of a chance. Not a great sign to all those other kiddos looking to join/already with Chelsea/on loan.
Costa caused quite a few problems. Not going for a merc again wouldn't be the worst idea.

>>76505139
thans lad,

it hurts my eyes when I see that Inter isnt relevant anymore, only news is from perisic...only meme players, we cant even sign rodriguez...jesus, gonna be a worse saison than last year

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>>76505796
>>76505747
>Mourinho had control at Chelsea
>Mourinho picked the starting 11 every match
>Mourinho made decisions on transfers
lmao no

>>76505754
no one knows what's like to be the mouyes man, behind poo eyes

>>76505803
Piss off Mou.

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>>76505800
Inter news are all about selling.

>>76505814
theres a reason Chelsea are consistently the most successful club of the last decade, despite having a dozen coaches, a player bought in 2012 is now their longest serving, and theyre making a profit each year

>>76505821
thats what I mean...only selling and no decent buying...we are going to be torino tier next saison, maybe not even that if they could hold belotti

>>76505747
FUCKING SING ROONEY REEEEEEEEEE

just bought next seasons season ticket lads

>>76493180
Forsberg is a fucking moron. Just recently extended his contract to 5 years and is now openly talking about going somewhere else and shit. Energy Drink FC doesn't need money you goddamn idiot. They are not going to let you go.

>>76505874
lol to which team?

>>76505887
Forsberg is an underrated player tbqh famalamadingdong

>>76505803
Sure, (((Roman))) is happy to dump a boatload of money in case Lukaku returns. Like (((he))) was happy that KDB was sold for 3x what Chelsea received after 1 recordbreaking season in Germany. KDB being used as training equipment for the likes of Oscar, Willian, Shirley and so on wasn't Mourinho. Mourinho ridiculed Eto'o for his age but definitely didn't rate his younger options.

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>>76505888
my dad and my best mate all got them
this will be our year mark my words
we just need to bring in a couple of players especially upfront

>>76505895
Bit of a long trip mate

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>Winding up petition against Leyton Orient has been dismissed. All creditors paid.

UNJUST

>>76505859
we need to get rid of some dead weight before we start buying.

>>76505821
Lmao @ Ranocchia's asking price
Literally one of the worst defenders I've ever seen

>>76505922
His name is being mentioned for Olympiakos since Gonzalo Rodriguez doesn't seem to be in a hurry to accept a proposal and Mathieu is off to Fenerbahce but there is literally no way they'll pay 10m for him.

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under a month to go until it starts again

>>76505940
Trust me
An old, out of form, slow as hell Gonzalo Rodriguez is 10x better than Ranocchia at his best

How far will Chelsea get in the Champions League next season?

>>76505958
RO16

>>76505964
Who will eliminate them?