/f1/ race thread - Canada GP

GO OCON GO

ricciardo

cunt

GP TWO
P

T
W
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>>76487213
language

>Ferrari using Raikonen to slow down Ocon to help >Vetlel

Kek

Vettel isn't gaining at all. This is embarrassing

cunt

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poor stroll

VET will win

Rolling for occasional podium

Force India is literally the best thing about F1. Too bad their team personnel kit is still not pink.

>>76487207
What time it is m8?

Oco not able to pass :(

Fuck sake I was getting on board the hype train!

how do I stop ACE from decreasing its volume to 50% whenever I play a video or webm in my browser, it's fucking annoying

>38/70
>already boring

ok gonna get some food

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>>76487165
Well lads. There's still hope.

Dubs and the nigger doesn't finish.

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H W L

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just over halfway through the race, no ones even going to pit anymore are they?

buttass needs to end his existence

That battery thing happens to my phone's too from time to time

>ocon half a second faster than rai
WEW

Alonso will eventually be overtaken by Hulk and Kvyat but that still would be one point

>>76487231
watch your words cunt

Start getting boring guys...

>>76487256
>melissa monet

STILL I RISE

What a fucking boring race

Ocon and HAM don't need new tires, Ferrari do

>>76487256

who this

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will we see a shoey today?

>they don't have to but they need to

>>76487266
please mind your language, cunt

>>76487256
not on this track

>streamer too stupid to cover his ID.

This stream will be dead soon.

Bottas and Raikkonen are fucking shit boys

This is embarassing to watch. On the other hand, holy fuck OCO is putting in the work today

>>76487274
/turnleft/ soon

>hurrrdurrrrr it's a fascinating race! :DD
fuck off, this is shit, there isn't a hint of a battle on the podium. This is just like last year

>>76487274
Would have been a great race with Verstappen in the mix and Vettel on a normal strategy.

>raikkonen going to get overtaken by a force india

l ol

bad enough he couldn't undercut perez

rate this race lads
1/10 for mad amx start

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reminder that frogcunt is out of the race

>STR back down in P14
that's more like it

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Why do people watch F1 if it is so boring??

>>76487256
>>76487285
>https://cdn.adultdb.com/media/videos/tmb/96/eb/cad000ab13862002d5f83d116691994e/default.jpg
B L A C K E D

>>76487294

please watch your words pig fuck

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>tfw Vettel, Massa, Verstappen and Gimi are your favorite drivers

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>yfw Vettel has to pit again

>>76487226
>35 lap old tyrea

>Stroll V Palmer
Epic!

>turning drive thru into stop$go after the fact
HAHAHAHHAA wtf

what a fucking mess

>>76487315
Nobody is watching it. We're just shitposting to music.

>Renault
>Infiniti

what did they mean by this

>STROLL is still in the race

>PALMER

>>76487322
Maybe he doesn't

>>76487320
>Massa
>2017

Based Stroll embarrassing Palshit

>>76487315
I watch for Alonso's weekly podcast rant

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did anyone expect B077AS to be anything but the perfect cuck no. 2 driver? never even challenging hamilnigger

What did Blyat do to deserve this?

>Jolyon Palmer P15
>Nico Hulkenberg P9

Jesus christ

>>76487310
>t. vetlel

>Palmer passed by Stroll

End him

ABSOLUTE KEK

How has Palmer got a seat, seriously.

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Esteban must be such a gentle top :)

>>76487322
63 laps on Supers if he doesn't

>>76487334
are you asking ironically?

>all that garbage on the track
wtf leaves

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>>76487320
>>tfw Vettel, Massa, Hunk and Gimi are your favorite drivers

stroll > palmer

>Palmer

this bloke's not lasting the season is he

>>76487303
>pocono
Theres no hope of a fun race today

>>76487315
>too lightweight to do push ups
that's an advantages actually
and its not boring depending on the track

>>76487266
fuck off kevin this is a cunt free zone m8

>stewards

>Canadian Stewards in charge of giving penalties

whta the fug

>>76487354
Nepotism.

his dad has lots of connections and favours owed to him, also £££££££££££££££££

Time to put Kubica in Palmer's seat

>>76487354
He head game is A+

KVYAT PENALTY AGAIN!!!!!

what's wrong with kvyat's positioning aftert the start
stupid cunts stop giving penalties

LWL

>>76487348

>Kubica would be faster than Palmer

>>76487333
Eddie is a coke head, nobody should take him serious.

>canadian stewards got their feelings hurt

Blyat gets +10 secs lol

bottas is so much further behind ham :/

>>76487360
is the engine a Renault or is it a Nissan?

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Activate it.

>>76487363

Big if true

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>>76487362
Is this you?

>>76487345
>implying hamilton is not just a goat

>>76487363
rare flag is right !

Pray for le occasional podium man!!!

KUBICA OR SIROTKIN IN NOW

EVEN FUCKING BUEMI

OR JEV

Fuck this anglo fucking useless nigger all he deserves is for his father's monopoly business to go bankrupt

>>76487351
This. I'm surprised to see everyone here keep saying Stroll will always be the first DNF of any race while fucking Palmer is even worse.

>>76487395
you can't say cunt in canada

>>76487399
I was about to post that

>>76487380
>favours owed to him

?

>>76487405
gr9 b9 m9

>>76487388
LellaWankingLombardi?

>gimmi

So vettel will pit again? Need those ultra

People like Daniil Kvyat are reason why everyone look down on Slavs.

>>76487398
nissan doesn't do f1 engine
but renault and nissan are the same now

ferrari strategy

wtf why 2 stop?

>alonslow almost eating it on turn 1

lelll

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>tfw Zanardi would probably be faster than Gimi

>double jeopardy penalty for kvyat
fuck these idiot stewards

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2 stops like ham said


ahhahahahahahahahahahha

>>76487399
>NO NO NO
YES YES YES

Trips of NO NO NO

definitely 1 stop strategy :^)

>>76487405

>being this NEW

Curacao is a regular and also not from Curacao

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>vettel will win the WDC but merc will win the WCC because gimi is a slow ass old man and buttass can't do anything but finish behind hamilshit

>Ferrari pitting Gimi so Vettel doesn't have to pass him on the track

>Ferrari uses Gimi as a pawn to force other teams into 2-stopping
>Vettel 1-stops and wins
>Gimi P6

>>76487432
because his pace was shite

>>76487362
same 3bh senpai

>>76487437
well, there would be less weight in the car.

FERRARI STRATEGY
FERRARI STRATEGY
FERRARI STRATEGY
FERRARI STRATEGY
FERRARI STRATEGY

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>>76487404
>implying hamilton is just a goat

>>76487398
the engine is french-built, renault. they're advertising infiniti since renault is formally partnered with nissan and infiniti is nissan's premium brand.

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>>76487401
how would I possibly remember such an old post. Probably not me tho, I usually predicted Vettel to win.

>>76487459

Gimi could not care less

>kimi stopping
What the hell?

>>76487442
Fugg

How the hell is Wehrlein so far behind Erik's wife's son?

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GRAZIE RAGAZZI

>>76487432
saving face, he was about to be overtaken on track by a force india. Now kimidiots can blame ferrari's strategy again and ignore how shit their hero is.

Based Stroll

>big john $trolled

wew

>>76487241
not his time :^)

>>76487450
really ? didn't see him for the previous gp thread

why is Ricky not so tricky anymore??

VET IS ASS FUCKED
VET IS ASS FUCKED
VET IS ASS FUCKED
VET IS ASS FUCKED

oh man if I were a maplenigger I would be so happy to see stroll doing well

>>76487414
Because Stroll is perceived as being overly involved in incidents while Palmer is more of the slow and steady finishes the race approach.

Whether it's accurate, I'll let you determine.

>gimi in front of vettel
>gimi pitted
really makes me think

https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/873976249328205824

:thinking:

>>76487474
Gotta let Vettel through somehow.

le calm good-on-tires iceman being only one on 2 stop

>>76487430
weird

>both FI ahead of both Ferarris
whad de fug

so now vettel is going to say "no stop", and this is how they got kimi out of the way?

>>76487491
He's a common poster here

>>76487492
bully has been bullied

Nobody ever said italians make sense

I mean Italian cars are basically known for being as baffling to comprehend as they are entertaining to drive

Lmao Stroll is so scared.

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Ferrari rigging the race for their number 1

Vettel isn't catching 4th, and he isn't falling being 7th regardless of what he does.

Hope to see Vettel tires absolutely disintegrating on the last couple of laps

YOU GOT THIS STROLL

gimi needs to buy an icecream van and retire from racing.

>Ferrari special strategy isn't even a meme
>drunk autists on shitposting forums could formulate better strategies in a matter of seconds than professionals who probably get paid handsomely for their expertise

>>76487514
He is not so tough anymore after he got humiliated.

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This race in my home town is boring as hell. The station I'm watching can't stop talking about Lance Stroll. I hate that little shit.

Oh fuck Stroll is actually racing out there, go for it lad

post yfw ALO gets $trolled

>KIMI 1:15.7
Ferrari strategy might be good this time

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>>76487500

>>76487513
we must have different posting hours then

>>76487528
explode like spa/rbr a few years ago

>stroll barely controlling his car

>>76487470
makes no sense but ok

>>76487542
Get a stream

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I hide the SKY number with some logo feature from vlc

>Big balls Stroll

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>>76487544

Fucking lel these McLarens

It's like taking a pushbike to motogp

>>76487500
GRAZIE RAGAZZI

GIVE PEREZ YOUR ENERGY!!!!!

Why does every Mclaren radiomen sounds so evil and soulless.

>Okay, so Seb is staying out and is gonna pass the Force Indias, just keep doing what you do Kimi, thx 4 pit.

>good pace

Lmao

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>>76487362
>Ricciardo, Ocon and Hamilton. Kvyat too but he's having an awful race.

Also, what has happened to Stroll, he's actually overtaking?

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>>76487559

>HAMBOTRIC

>stroll is going to overtake Alonso

why isn't bully pulling away?

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>keep going kimi, good pace

>hes fucking 7th, down 2 places, behind based ocon and occasional podium man

Why is Ferrari so shit in Canada, every fucking time.

>gimi putting in a late fastest lap to prove that despite his horrible driving, he has the fastest car
Every fucking week

Wtf I love stroll now

>>76487545
>this time
Are you high on medications, you fucking medpack???

They are strategy GOATS.

>>76487570
\0/

>>76487545
>mr. 2 fastest laps to 1 win
>fastest laps
>surely this means something

What the hell vettel need to pit..what if memes happened on last lap?

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Gimi fast again

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>Stroll can't hold the wheel without twitching, is lifting at every defensive movement

It's a sport for men, not for little boys

>>76487572
Because "team order" is such an awful expression

>ted jewing this hard.

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>>76487559
use this

>>76487571
Anglos are evil and soulless

Its the classic Ferrari "Vettel is not in front so Kimi has to pit"

How does he stay at Ferrari? They sabotaged his entire career once already

>Seb not pitting
Confirmed for collapse in final few laps

>>76487580
Merc engine on a power track

>EVERYTHING IS FINE GIMI JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING

>Stroll overtaking Alonso
The madman

>>76487539
get /biz/ /diy/ and /o/ on board and we'll win a wdc

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"WHAT IS HAPPENING"

>>76487571
Because they're all dead inside

>>76487555
why wouldn't it make sense? ferrari is advertising alfa-romeo too

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force india:

GAY

Just tuned in, what did I miss?

>>76487591

The Gilles Villeneuve curse.

>>76487591
Canada is all about strategy

>>76487588
he's here to stop the poo in the loo from the podium

>>76487542
Take NBC, imbecil

>>76487609
Money.

>>76487627
Stroll having the best race of his life.

>>76487604
Then why's max in it?

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Has the damaged floor on Seb's car been confirmed or is it damage control?

Stroll has no balls to overtake Vandoorne lol

Why are people underrating Perez here?

>>76487609
he was about to be overtaken by ocon and vettel anyway, pitting is a way to keep him from losing any more spots by the end. how can plebs be this dumb and think everything is some evil plot?

Reminder that Massa outqualified the Force Indias

lol these McLarens are such garbage

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>>76487627

both force indias beating both ferraris

I'm actually rooting for Stroll this race

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>Getting overtaken by fucking $TRO££

Stroll so good today

>>76487604
>It's a sport for men, not for little boys
why is frogboy driving then?

>>76487480
Pitlane start and lap 1 damage and pit stop.

>>76487651
>say the part no one can see is damaged whenever goldenboy is struggling

every time

holy shit stroll

>>76487666
it's just fucking sad at this point

>>76487671
because max is not a pussy driver

>>76487624
you don't see, say, an IMSA Chevrolet Corvette advertising Cadillac, even though they are both GM.

>>76487627
vetel suck, good race tho

Force India 3-4 confirmed

STROLL POINTS
IT'S HAPPENING

>Stroll overtaking Alonso

CAREER IS OVER NANDO

Stroll channeling the powef of poutine

>>76487667
it's a driver double - just a guy that looks like Stroll but can actually drive

Anyone else actively hoping Stroll bins it still?

>stroll will score points before McLaren
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Stroll on points.

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S T R O L L

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>>76487666

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>Leaf gets applause for overtaking a GP2 car

Day of the Rake when

Do it Stroll

*Strolls into the points*

>Stroll maybe getting a point

Is this the darkest times of F1?

>>76487674
Totally forgot about the pitlane start. How did he manage to get damage though?

Did Stroll just retire fernando

>>76487666
it was admirable that he could keep him behind that long with a lawnmower engine desu

>>76487666
he did get overtaken by a Super Aguri on the same circuit 10 years ago

>>76487671
he is fully matured for his species

>>76487689
you mean next year it's renault alonso

>>76487688
>>76487689


If only he did that every race and not just in Canada.

Fuck Honda.

>>76487695
Here

>>76487658
it's Ferrari there's always an evil plot

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>>76487644
He's actually in points WHAT THE FUCK

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>>76487528
TAKE MY ENERGY VETTEE

Leafs marshals are worst. Stupid cunts.

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>>76487695

who of them will get a cheeky 3rd position?

>>76487657
we don't, Ferrari seat when?

>Canadian youth

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HES DOING IT

ALO FOR INDYCAR SERIES 2018

Christian is so flustered. He knows Ricky is going to 5th

Ferrari strategy is so fucking bad

This is a very 2014 race.
Mercedes off into the distance. Hamilton demolishing his teammate.

Force india vs Red bull for 3rd
Ferrari fucking it all up again

>>76487714
lel, fair point. And he was driving an actual car back then, probably the best on the grid

>stroll
>crashes every fucking race
>suddenly overtaking like a madman on home soil
i swear this """"sport"""" is rigged.

Failrari

Ferrari strategy on point today

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>mercedes power track
>massa is nowhere

explain this

When I drive Montreal on F1 games, I struggle with turns 12 and 13. The final corners before the finish line. No idea why since it looks fairly simple. Anyone else have this problem? Otherwise, its a fun track.

>>76487714
To be fair that Super Aguri was the prior year's Honda which was good and Honda wasn't dogshit.

>People think Palmer is shit
lel, he's a future WC, for sure.

>Vettlel pitting
knew it

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>>76487717

>>76487737
le occasional podium Man

>>76487708
I'm not sure. Probably clipped another car.

>Vettel PITS AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

FUCK FERRARI

>>76487749
this
he said he was open to it when he called on the phone at Texas

VET into pits

>>76487754
>21 laps on ULTRAS
Don't judge too soon, podium is still in sight

Someone should tell Vettel he doesn't need to pit on every lap.

Why would anybody support Ferrari unless one of your favorite drivers was on the team? Who puts themselves through that?

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OCON P4 SOON
OCON P4 SOON
OCON P4 SOON
OCON P4 SOON
OCON P4 SOON

WHAT THE FUCK WHY PIT NOW

>Ferrari
>Strategy
Fucking italians, just like in WW2.

>>76487757
nice and comfy

I unironically want Stroll to get a point here

I can't tell if Ferrari is being retarded or is this some next level shit strategy I don't understand.

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>vetlel

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WE NEED A SAFETY CAR

>>76487695
Wall of Champions, lap 55.

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH FERRARI

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>>76487649
>>76487671
>they don't think jos the boss won't fuck these niggas up if they don't let max in

Why do you think they were so quick to kick Kvyat out? Not even Putin was willing to back the beef over that one mate.

Ricky ardo better not prevent the occasional podium or fucking ELSE

>>76487765
Massa got Sainz'd

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>sebastian, you haven't pitted in the last 15 laps, please come back we miss you

classic ferrari strategy

>>76487783
>Not being into Butts

What a fag

>>76487766
the final chicane is because you're at top speed and you need to brake a lot, sometimes it can be complicated to get the reference point to brake

Time to switch allegiances away from Mclel to Force Shitters

8 laps to battle bruh memes habbeding

>>76487786
tfw schumi was a gateway drug :(

>>76487754
>>76487776
Everyone in front of him are slowing each other down and also need another pit. This is actually a good strategy.

>>76487770
Future Indycar champion I reckon

Or Formula E

Getting spicy lads

If one merc retires and both FI's overtake Ricciardo I will livestream masturbation to the podium ceremonies

>>76487765
he had too much power and flew right off the track

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GRAZIE RAGAZZI

DUBS AND VETTEL PODIUM

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a e s t h e t i c c

FUCK niggers

>Track surface is breaking up before the hairpin

PIKEYS

Why vettel why

>People expected a one stopper for Vettee

>>76487814
else shuddup
no poo in loo on podium

>>76487807
*ribbit*

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>ocon says he can overtake tricky ricky if given the chance

>>76487834
Formula E is pretty entertaining, desu.

>Ricky ordo

>ricky-ardo

>>76487766
just go straight without braking
works every time

perez cucked by a rookie

jej

>sky bitching and moaning about Vettel and Kimi being ordered to switch places

>"force India NEED to let ocon go past Perez"

>OCO
It's his time

Rai pit when?

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>AND HERE COMES LEWIS HAMILTON TO TAKE THE CHEQUERED FLAG IN MONTREAL ON WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS HIS MOST DOMINANT AND EMOTIONAL VICTORY YET

O C O N
C
O
N

>>76487849
Essentially a no stopper

How can I emigrate to Canada lads

jesus why is VAN so far down

>>76487833
>Supersofts
nevermind... He got the fastest lap though

>>76487858
Rip Hammond.

>>76487858
>le crashes fast cars man

>alonso is going to overtacke stroll back
Just what is going on with that shitbox of a mclaren?

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>>76487877