Mexico vs USA WCQ Match Thread 1

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Is this the mexican beisbol thread.

Mexicans, what ingredients do you put in your tacos?

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Why are South American, European, and Asian women so shit at soccer? Literally no one plays it in the US.

1st for /a/

>>76485488
>dyke sawker
Into
The
Trash

>>76485488
No one in the world cares about women's sports except for you redditor SJW faggots and ESPN. The only reason female volleyball is still a thing is because some people are clueless as where to find porn.

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The Mexicans will never see these chants coming boys!

>>76485475
no

>>76485627
this

>>76485493
Filtered.

>>76485664
What a bunch of fags.

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Mexico 2 - 0 USA

>>76485958
>4 starters gone
I can already see the Mexico Z team excuses when we demolish you 2-0

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>>76485958
Is México /a/?

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>>76485958

>>76486008
Mexico is fielding a B team when they're missing their backup goalkeeper.

Mexico 2-1

>>76485664
people wonder why soccer is a numale beta sport

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>>76485664
>Vamos Estados Unidos

thread for Concacaf qualifying
>>76486178

Who /sopa de macaco/ here?

Who /nervous/ here?

>>76486240
HERE FAMPAI

>>76486240
No, /perrocaca/ all the way.

Your occasional reminder to NEVER link game threads to /mls/ or else those autists will start to shit up the threads with their mlels shilling.

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FFFFFFFFIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT

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Who /subchampion/ here?

>>76486492
Did Perro caca make it to the squad?

>>76486540
no, it's a shit meme, literally

>>76486634
Fuck you

>>76485664

>twist and shout

but why

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>>76485664
>sha la la
>twist and shout
This shit is NYCFC tier bad goddamn

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>>76485664
>tfw Fox stopped putting mics in front of the supporters section because of this trash

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Is a win in Mexico City likely tonight?

>>76487586
not likely. a draw at best.

>>76487586
No, but with a good chunk of their starters out a draw is possible. I wouldn't count on it though judging by how awful our A team played in high altitude recently prompting Arena to claim that he will switch out some players.

Woohoo I'm rearing up my
>Don't even care about this sport anyway
Actually that's not true, soccer is fun to watch and follow

>>76487690
I wouldn't have expected as much of an attacking team as against TnT for this match anyway

will arena make any changes from last game's starting XI?

>>76485664

>Chant in spic

Literally has no reason to exist.

>General cringe on that sheet

Fuck.

>>76485480
1. pork
2. fish
3. steak
4. beef

9001. chicken
9002. tofu

Who /chicanoforusa/ here?
I just can't bring myself to cheer for a country I've only visited twice in my entire life and for no more than a few weeks total even though my parents immigrated from there.

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>>76487878
Gotcha

>>76485480
>meat (pork, fish, beef, chicken)
>onions
>cilantro

I seriously wish I could enjoy American soccer, but I just can't get behind the SJW politically correct tumblr bullshit. I fucking hate it.

>hurrr we are ultras!!!!! welcome to hell!!!!!!! :------__----DDDDD
>but we won't say any bad words or hurt your feelings.

>>76485294
American here, but MX has a really good team and I really think they will win today. I expect them to have a good showing at the WC as well.

>>76487965
American redditlaws are a cancer and it doesn't help that U.S Sawker goes along with their faggotry to make it as friendly as possible for sales.

>>76487965
You could take a more "English-Irish" approach and don't give a fuck about anything but your team.

Fuck the USA. They can't play sports that they can't use giganiggers

VAMOS MEXICO!
>>76487929
Fuck you traitor. Blood is thicker than citizenship. The US is a country that isn't meant for us for anything besides making money.

We will never be ethnic Americans. We will always be ethnic Mexicans.

>>76488028
my local team is named after an energy drink and the fans are a disgrace to the attitude of the area they're from.

>>76487965
Same here just can't care when us team is essentially one big sjw commercial

>>76488127
That has not been my experience

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GO USA!

>>76488127
we're not that bad...a few years ago the south ward chanted about seattle taking it up the ass, causing infinite butthurt

https://youtu.be/kwCMy49YPCk?list=LLxbBH12kORenrtnDbfrYSww&t=196

PREDICTION: Michael Bradley will give the ball away in the backfield leading to a MEX goal in the closing minutes.

>>76487965
The Outlaws are a disgrace. Posers. We're American; we're not supposed to have ultras. We go to the game with our family or friends, drink a few beers and shout simplistic chants in unison. There's nothing wrong with this.

>>76488092
You are an idiot. Obivously ignoring women's events because who the fuck cares, US men still dominated at the Olympics. Swimming, Tennis, Cycling, Track and Field were all won by white male Americans.

http://www.teamusa.org/News/2016/August/31/A-Look-Back-At-Each-Of-Team-USAs-46-Gold-Medals-Won-At-The-Rio-Olympics

>>76488441
t. has never been to a college football game

Is the former secretary of defense still on the team?

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>7 lineup changes from the win against trinidad

jesus christ bruce

i'm guessing dempsey won't be starting

>>76488563
yeah

>>76488613
thank god. Dempsey is a liability against attacking teams like Mexico. Wood would be far better as a lone striker with his counterattacking pace

>>76487965
>http://deadspin.com/mls-threatens-fans-no-more-you-suck-asshole-chants-708117042
>Mlels

>>76488441
yes we also stop the game to pray to jesus an clap for our troops

>>76488689
what the fuck are MLS fans literally 13

why is mexico playing their B team?

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>>76485664
>Los Estados Unidos

>>76487586
WTF, are you telling me that 3 of these shit teams get direct qualification to the WC? Most of these teams would get raped by fucking Estonia for fuck's sake fucking Americunts fuycking uo the wc with shit teams. Go eat a fucking burger and taco you fucking fat asses.

>>76488092
Mix bleach into your horchata and kys

>>76488316

Fuck off Thailand

>>76488909
Because the US is free as fuck

>>76488944
Costa Rica literally won their group with Italy, Uruguay, and England last world cup, we got out of the world cup group with Portugal and Germany, and Mexico got out of their group with Brazil and Croatia

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>>76488944
MMMMMMMMMM

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>tHERE WAS a spider on my usa soccer hat

>>76488944
>autistic screeching

>>76488613
If he gets rid of Bradley, Altishit, Nigbe, Villafana, and benches Dempsey then Im all for it. Knowing Bruce "AYSO Children's Camp Soccer Coach of the month" Arena, he will force his My Little Sawker shitters like McCartshit because he thinks they're more acclimated to the altitude.
Also
>your reminder that Bruce "High School Soccer Camp Coordinator" Arena unironically thinks memes like McCarty, Pontius, McNamara etc deserve to be called up over players like Williams, Morales, Lichaj, Hyndman etc. even though the latter four are working harder in their european clubs

>>76488944

3 of the 4 concacaf teams got out of the group stage in the world cup last time mohammed

>>76489060
>th-that doesn't count! if they REALLY faced each other they would've lost!

>>76489194
dont make fun of AYSO i was a fucking baller in my local AYSO league

>>76488917
>2050
There's too many beaners here and I'm a chicano. We need to start deporting the illegal beaners asap.

pulisic to MLS when?

>>76489194
>Lichaj
i forgot about that meme.

>>76489123
What's even more hilarious is that 2006 Sweden was stacked with great players.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13163994

VERY IMPORTANT POLL

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You now remember Julian Green.

>>76488482
It depends on the college though. Some of them are downright shit while other like LSU and A&M are truly impressive.

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>>76485294
What will you guys be sipping on?

>>76489287
And Trinidad played with 10 players all the second half. But I guess Mohamed haven't reached Sweden yet at that time

>>76489123
>The best generation of players Sweden had seen in a while tied to Trinigger and Tobacantaffordfood
top lmao

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>>76489318
you now remember joe gyau

>>76489158
I wish Canada were in the hexagonal.

I like Canada soccer


ice hockey is for losers

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>>76488944

Weeee

>>76489410
hi

is bobby wood good or is he just another /r/mls meme?

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>>76489371
It's now the Schalke American memes. Mckennie, Taitague, Wright will make USA great again along with PulisGOD

>>76488441
so that's why everything is so sanitized. kinda boring to even go

>>76489499
he plays in the bundesliga

>>76489499
Why would mls shitters cheer for Wood? And yes, Wood is decent. He needs to be consistent at Hamburg and score 10+ goals a season but he did okay considering how garbage Hamburg was.

>>76489516
2/3 of those men will enrich so many blonde german girls, it's making me hard

>>76489462
hi

Today, the United States is going to win Mexico

>>76489499
Both

>>76489611
Why do you think USA will win?

>>76489611
You disappoint me Keylor

This is clearly a 0-0 semen slurping match, my dubs don't lie

>>76489611
Dont jinx us Fernando.

>>76489667
because if.

The United States has a much better team than I mexico

>>76489728
Shut up Italy with shield

>tfw asian gf

>Bruce Arena told Fox Soccer that he'll make 7 (seven) changes in our starting lineup today
what the fuck will they be?

>>76488092
everyone else has done it, even the mexicans that have been here for much longer. a lot of the west was mexico too, so where do you get off?

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>>76489324

Here to watch how Mexico plays. Hope they obliterate USMNT

>>76489873
>because if.

>The United States has a much better team than I mexico
brilliant analysis

>>76489194
>Villafana
He was the second best player on the field on Thursday

>>76489943
We couldn't care less if south american third worlders watch our game or not.

>Salcedo is confirmed out

Holy fuck, we are going to need so much meme magic

>>76489943
rude

>>76489946
xD

>>76489963
Hopefully he solves the RB problem

>>76488944

Our Brave Tim Howard held his own against Belgium in 2014, and Costa Rica played against the Netherlands in the Quarterfinals. What did Sweden do in that WC? Or Englel? Or Italy?

Costa Rica won their group consisting of World Cup Winners.

>>76489439
Sweden's C team in a friendly

>>76490043
Hes a left-footed left back

>Marquez not playing
>Salcedo out
>Guardado out
>Corona out
If the gringos don't win today, they really don't deserve to brag anymore and just admit their current team is weak besides Pulisic.

>>76490056
Yes and Leicester won the EPL. Strange things happen in football, doesn't mean that Leicester belong in the CL or that Costa Rica have anything to do in a world cup. Why should North/Central America get potentially four teams in the WC when all of your teams are mediocre at best? Several good teams won't qualify from the South American and European qualifiers because you fat asses.

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>you will never chant about a wall while defending a free kick against mexico because it would be mean

so much for the american """"""""""""""""outlaws""""""""""""""

>>76485475
who /PericosDePuebla/ here?

>>76490118
concacaf teams consistently make it out of their groups in the wc

stop being a fucking sperg

>>76489963
i like the guy, but how much was that just because he was acclimated to elevation? i mean it works, but won't always be the case

>>76490118
>in the WC when all of your teams are mediocre at best
because we literally outperform teams in our group and qualify for the knockout round every time you retard. how are you not grasping this simple concept

>>76490118
i don't even rate Sweden mate

>>76490154
pls beat Leones
they are bullies

>Jesus Corona is off the game because an emotional crisis

W-What does this mean??

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>>76489324
Feels good to have patrician taste

>>76490302
He sperged out.

>>76490302
Your bitchboy beaner player freaked out at the thought of having to play against PulisGOD

>>76490302
scared of the usmnt supporter bantz

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>>76490154

Why can't we have nice things? ;_;

>>76490302
Maybe his girl got BLACKED
He deleted all of his social media accounts

>>76490408
>you now remember the broncos de reynosa/tamaulipas

>>76490442
He did? Damn, this is some weird shit. I'm going that he god Blacked, probably from Aquivaldo Mosquera. He has expertise.

>>76490302
The cartels put a lot of money on the USA. The game is over before it started.

>>76490261
Their logo is based at least

>>76490495
Lelyún probably watched

>>76490519
That doesn't matter anyway, Diablos Rojos has the GOAT cap logo.
>and a shit everything else
>their fucking DH hit .200

>>76490452
you now remember Los Potros de Tijuana

>>76490568
lel
I bet it was some Cuban nigger who still hit like 35 HRs

>>76490611
>you will never watch a Tomateros vs. Naranjeros game in your lifetime

>>76490648
Nah, he's just a fat fuck. Probably a narco.

>>76487965
unironycally support mehico then, #jointheputo

>try not to go through the thread before the game
>being this much of a Reddit faggot

I'm adding to the thread limit while contributing nothing

>>76490757
It's a beisbol thread right now.

Mememagic is around the world, I don't like this omen

>>76490302
He doesn't think "Tecatito" is funny anymore.

Ameribros

Can someone please enlighten me on why our glorious nation will defeat Mexico?

>>76485294
who /AZTLAN/ here?

>>76491430
puliGOD hattrick

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>>76491449

soon amigo

>>76491471
Is this a cartel?

Last two is the score - - >

>>76491631
I like it. Confirmed

>>76491631
H-hopefully in favor of USA

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>>76485555
>>76485627
t. perma-virgins

Why are spics literally incapable of making posts without anime shit?

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>>76491712
What do you mean?

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>>76491712
>he doesn't like anime

>>76491712
>says the amerifat that are responsible of creating the weeb culture
if you fucks didnt nuke japan to the point of spread severe autism to their population the west would be other

>>76490166
>>76490240
>>76490190
Theres 24 European teams with a higher valued squad than USA (including Sweden, source Transfermarkt).

Yet you really think you would manage to qualify to the WC in Europe's qualifiers.

You're so fucking delusional it's laughable. I mean of course you do well in the WC when you are pretty much automatically qualified for every WC.

It's called experience, Australia, South Korea, Japan etc are all shite but they also regularly qualify to the finals simply because if you play that group stage every single fucking WC it's pretty hard not to learn how to qualify through a group stage.

Truth is that the teams in CONCACAF would manage to qualify to the WC like once every 12 years or so if you had to qualify against European teams. You are fucking shite, and I seriously mean that, you are not good at all. You would get raped massively in Europe. That's the truth you fucking retards.

>>76489324
Based

Mexico will never get through the US wall of defenders

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>>76491865
No need to be upset my cuckold friend.

>>76491471

I live in California. Congratulations on finding something I want less than a Trump presidency.

PulisGOD bangs home two choice goals and a cheeky assist

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Shitposting live from the Azteca

>>76491983
Why are my mexican brethren so ugly?

>>76491983
>fidget spinners vendor
Anon, please kill him.

>>76491983
>the state of Mexishit genetics

>>76491926
I'm not upset my morbidly obese lardass burger "friendo". I'm just pointing out how massively you suck and that you would get raped ny the likes of Montenegro if you played qualified in Europe, no harm in that, surely?

>>76489943
texas

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>>76491865

>Theres 24 European teams with a higher valued squad than USA
> Quotes European soccer website
>Meanwhile, only rankings (FIFA) that fucking matter: US 23, Sweden 34

You are fucking retarded.

Also, Sweden isn't making it out of UEFA. So have fun watching us in the World Cup.

>>76491976
No, dos a cero is enough because it will trigger the Mexilards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnPIq3c0Vc

>>76491983
Are chilangos even human?

>>76492027
>FIFA ranking
Thanks for being a retard on the internet.

>>76491983
Kek, I live at 15 minutes from there. The amount of province people on this match is unreal. Just today 5 people asked me how to get to the Azteca.
This fucking people

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>>76491865

>So stacked groups

>>76491983
>just imagine the smell there
the current state of the shitlango culture

>>76492045
Those rankings are why you're going to end up playing Italy or Portugal in the second round of qualifiers and staying home next year.

So... makes sense you don't like them.

>>76491865
i'm not sure how you can be so confident in this bullshit when the US and mexico are regularly in the round of 16 ahead of european teams. the fact that you used transfermarkt as a trump card speaks to the soundness of your argument.

The US is on the same plane as a whole bunch of euro teams, and it'd be a bit of a tossup if they were all in there together. The fact remains though, that the US has all the results on their side from international tournaments this century (that's hard evidence), and you're calling people retards based purely on your own feelings and hypotheticals

>>76492087
I've lived in Chihuahua, Queretaro, DF, Juarez, Guadalajara and Toluca, Mexicans across the country are all filthy and with shit manners and culture, not just Chilangos.

>>76492053
In group D there's 3 team with a higher valued squad than the US.

In group E same thing, 3 teams with a higher valued squad than the US.

So yes, if you use the US as a benchmark then these two groups are stacked indeed.

>>76492044
>>76492050
>>76492087
Thank God I'm not shitlango

>>76492111
So, it's pretty much like Brazil. Even when you go to a state where you find nice people for a change, once you walk the streets, it's all over.

3 hours until we completely, utterly, assuredly dominate, enslave, humiliate, embarrass, annihilate and wipe the North American country and nation of Mexico (also known as: los Estados Unidos Mexicanos) and the Mexican people off the face of the planet Earth (The only planet known to contain sentient life that is part of the Sol system located in the Milky Way galaxy of the Orion arm, which in turn is located in the Local Group Clusters which in turn is in the Virgo Supercluster which in turn is in the universe of the America wins timeline) with the United States of America's weapons of mass destruction - in the form of Christian "the American Messi" PulisGOD first of his name (PBUH), John "the Berlin Wall" Brooks and Bobby "Beaner Killer" Wood - in the historic Azteca stadium and regain our King James old testament based Abrahamic Judeo-Christian non-Arabic Islamic God given, constitutionally interpreted and endowed, U.S Supreme court ruled, American military Nato and U.N favored, philosophically and morally inclined, God Emperor, his Majesty the 45th President of the most powerful country on God's green christian Earth Donald John Trump (PBUH) backed right as number 1 of the Concacaf Fifa federation.

>>76492111
t. shitlango
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahaha
the reason those cities ares shitty is because of your kind.

Please throw the match like we did after Trump got elected

Return the favor, we need the points

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>>76492117
Unless you live in Santa Fe, Mexico City is still the best place in Mexico with the highes HDI. Everything else are just rancheros that take pride in their own ignorance, the rednecks of Mexico.

>>76487929
>t. Ryan Nicholas "Nick" Gutiérrez

>>76492162
I just prefer my comfy city

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>>76492162
>tfw live in Polanco

Nice place but full of jews, though much better than living with nacos and negros

>>76492116

>Crying because UEFA is only sending 14 teams to the WC
>There are 9 good teams in UEFA

Have fun watching the rest of the world play in 2018, fuck nugget.

>>76492162
>santa fe
>hdi matter when you are among areas like iztapalacra and the whole establo de mexico
>rancheros are le bad because they are not "progressive" cucks
>take pride in their own ignorance, the rednecks of mexico
and you take pride in being the parasite of the republic, all those gibs you get were made with hard labor of non-chilangos

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>>76492116
>he still thinks transfermarkt is an unassailable citation

>>76492167
deported

>>76492218
>jews above goyim
yes, good goy.

Who does /sp/ got?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13165247

>>76492260
none of the above faggot

>>76492231
>Mexico City is the 25% of the GDP
>Parasite of the Republic

You whot m8?

>When you are among areas like iztapalapa
Sorry, but in which highly urbanized state you live that isn't at 20 minutes of literal establos?

Jeez, you are blinded and do take pride of their ignorance.

>>76492282
Thank you based Gianluca.

>>76492116
Think about how mad this guy is going to be in 2026 when US, Mexico, and Canada host and all get auto bids and seeds.

So. Mad.

>>76492235
Oh yes of course. Transfermarkt is conspiring against the US.

Fucking retard.

>>76491983
They all look like typical low class beaners here in California. So even your capital is filled with goblins despite you mexicans claiming the "worst" come to America? Kek

>>76492314
Transfermarkt is hardly reputable. Brooks was sold recently for 20 million to Wolfsburg, Wood has a clause where he can be let go for 15 something million from Hamburg and Pulisic is easily already worth north of 40 million when compared to the money that big clubs pay for young talent.

>>76492116
yurocucks complain about this every 4 years and then shut up when a concacaf team shits on them in the world cup.

>>76492299
>>Mexico City is the 25% of the GDP
>financial services are not a parasitic activity

>>Sorry, but in which highly urbanized state you live that isn't at 20 minutes of literal establos?
its not "highly Urbanized" but at least i dont live in a 1 by 1 km stronghold next to a figuratively mordor

>>76492319
It was Trump who said that. And Mexicans are generally very ugly people

>>76492373
That's a lie, I always hear many asshurt Mexicans brag about how whiter they look compared to chicanos.

>>76492370
So, where do you live? In which paradise of Mexico that doesn't happen? Touristic Cancun? Baja California Sur? Even on Iztapalapa they live on similar conditions than most of the state capitals. It seems ugly because it's next to some good places. You can't seem ugly if there is literally nothing next to your ranch

>>76492393
That's not entirely false either. Non-poor Mexicans are usually the whiter ones.

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*shitposting intensifies*

>>76492348
That's not even an argument, since the same error goes for all other teams, not just the US.

For instance Lindelof just wen to Man utd for 35 million euros, but he's valued at 18 million on transfermarkt.

Unless you are suggesting that there's a conspiracy against the US you really don't have a fucking point at all, you're just fucking retarded.

Also Pulisic is not worth 40 million you fucking retard. In that case Forsberg would be worth 80 million haha retarded burger.

I guess all that fat went to your brain so you got retarded.

>>76492426
Keep the good work m8. Those gringos seems chill. The left one maybe a little gay

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méxico va a ganar 3-1

>>76492314
that's not what i was alleging at all. If you are going to call people retards, you should take care not to be one yourself.

>>76492408
>damn the shitlango cant handle criticism
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhshshhhahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahah

>So, where do you live?
i would tell you, but i dont want your kin making my place inhabitable like you always do

> Even on Iztapalapa they live on similar conditions than most of the state capitals.
yeah sure, what ever make you sleep at night.

>You can't seem ugly if there is literally nothing next to your ranch
better than to be next to a shithole, lmao

>>76492427
>Forsberg
kek

Liga MX and even the MLS are better leagues than fucking Swedish or Poland leagues

>>76492482
I dont know about mls being that good right now. I'd give it 10 more years until academy players like Acosta, Miazga, Adams and Lennon become the norm.

hello my north american friends
convince me to watch your match

>>76492482
That Swedish fag is an idiot. Don't know why anyone's replying to him.

cant wait senpai

>>76492508
Go to bed, Mario.

>>76491865
Jesus this asspain lmao

>>76492508
You get to see Mexican tears and watch PulisGOD rape them. Also, we always have great shitposting threads.

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>>76492427

This guy.

>>76492508
Watch a beehive of mexicans act like animals

>>76492473
>Can't handle criticism
>I actually answer your questions with facts and civilized mood
>You are the first one that doesn't want to answer.

Oh my good provincianos. Keep the good work with the cows, seems like that's your deal.
Also, you should check what does the financial market do, I know that having all your money knowledge on how much invest in corn could prove a little difficult to you learning new stuff, but maybe that way you could build something next to your ranch

>>76492553
>>Also, you should check what does the financial market do,
managing other people money
the economic of shitlangolandia is unsustainable without the rest of the republic, that pretty much match the definition of what a parasite is.

>>76489252
Deport the chicanos too

>>76492450
Unless you're suggesting that there's a bias against US players there's really no validity to your argument at all.

>>76492479
Forsberg: 8 goals, 30 assists in 30 games
Pulishit: 5 goals, 13 assists in 43 games
Pulishit is not even fucking close

>>76489940
naco

>>76492603
>Pulishit: 5 goals, 13 assists in 43 games
Woah this are his stats? I thought he was actually good but it turns out he's just another Julian Green

>>76492521
no i won't fatty, i love football

>>76492535
which team should i root for
if usa wins americans would go full USA USA USA USA USA
but if mexico wins the amount of butthurr would be glorious
hard choice

>>76492603
>one is 25 and hitting his peak
>the other is 18 and actually has potentially to be world class.
Stay seething.

>>76492603
But can he d*b?

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USA wins 2-3 with 2nite
also, what can mexican'ts tell me about Druango? all the shit tier mexicans from my school seem 2 be from there

>>76492633
We wont get butthurt if mexico wins. We'll just say we don't care like usual.

>>76492587
>Managing other people money
Let's ignore for a moment that Mexico City has the greatest industrial stage in the country, still, if you think that shit doesn't matter, maybe you should trade with cacao again m8.

>parasitism is a non-mutual relationship between species, where one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.

Which would be right if not because most of the aggregated value the industry and financial market we produce goes to subsidies on agriculture and new industries on the states. You are more parasite than us m8.

Don't leave school boys

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>>76492553

>This 1.65 shitlango

>>76492162
Querétaro is much better desu
>>76492218
huehue i can see my house from there

>>76492603
I guarantee you this guy is from Skane, but tells everyone he's from Stokholm because he doesn't want anyone to know he's an inbred hick.

>>76492645
>We wont get butthurt if mexico wins
yeah like last time

>>76492641
Fucking nowhere land dude. Mexican rednecks live there and that's it.

>>76492648
>greatest industrial stage in the country,
whos monterry, whos guadalajara?

>>most of the aggregated value the industry and financial market we produce goes to subsidies on agriculture and new industries on the states.
>implying it doesnt goes to your gibs

>>76492603
dude I honestly can't tell if you're stupid or if you're fucking around. I wasn't suggesting that there's any bias or conspiracy... transfermarkt isn't the end-all-be-all explanatory juggernaut you're implying. Otherwise, the growing mountain of results that refutes your opinions wouldn't exist.

stop posting, dipshit

>>76492648
>industry.... in shitlangolandia
even if you count your "entrepreneurs" that wouldn't be the case

>>76492676
>Who's Monterrey, Who's Guadalajara?
2nd and 4th place. Jeez pay attention on school.

>Implying it doesn't goes to your gibs
It doesn't. It goes to literally rancheros that need subsidies so they don't die against US competition. You are waaaay more parasite than you can think.

this thread is way too kc tier

SPORTS

SOCCER

USA

>>76492695
me the half manlet on the left

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>>76492695
>>76492426
>these fucking people

>>76492703
>2nd and 4th place
i guess they are according to a shitlango "analyst"
>It doesn't
dude lets write our own constitution full of gibs that the rest of the state would pay lmao

desu usa doesnt stand a chance, will lose by 3 or 4

>>76492742
bet me

>>76491865
This is true. Anyone who disagrees with this is a delusional lard ass

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>>76492703

The states could subside themselves if that were the case, at least the states of the north.
Shitlangos are the biggest parasites, theyr'e all lazy, short and useless, insect eating sub humans.

>>76492695
They're both mexicans

>>76492753
it might be true, but any actual events we look at suggest its untrue.

>>76492686
>>76492703
>Mexico City is the greatest contributor to the country's industrial GDP (15.8%) and also the greatest contributor to the country's GDP in the service sector (25.3%). Due to the limited non-urbanized space at the south—most of which is protected through environmental laws—the contribution of the Federal District in agriculture is the smallest of all federal entities in the country.[82] Mexico City has one of the world's fastest-growing economies and its GDP is set to double by 2020.

We literally don't btfo you on agriculture because we are small

>>76491865
>>76492753
these
>>76492771
are you retarded?


I honestly can't imagine how someone seriously believes the US would do anything in, say, the Euro championships, might not even qualify

>>76492695
Hopefully that faggot gets hit with a piss bag

>>76492638
Any retarded monkey can

>>76492695
It's taking years to load, what is it?

>>76492765
Somehow Mexico City is the souther states now. I see

>>76492732
For (You) here >>76492782

>>76492782
>because we are small
and also get the most gibs of all the states. not even with the whole economical support of the nation you can maintain a decent city

>>76492751
k

>>76492720
what did you expect? them wearing the dunce cap of 2016?
one sure way of getting killed down there 2bh

>>76492795
well, my evidence is based on all the international tournaments since 2002, in which the US and Mexico always finish ahead of euro and SA teams. (ones that qualified for WC, ahead of all these teams that are allegedly clearly superior to the US).

Your opinion is based on speculation and apparently things like transfermarkt (LOL). Maybe also the rankings from FIFA 17?

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>>76492837
or they could just be like normal people and be neither political nor an obnoxious douchebag?

>>76492815
>Somehow Mexico City is the souther states now. I see
damn the shitlango prefer to obviate the truth with strawmans

>>76492820
You better start sourcing your shitposting m8, you are getting behind in the banter.
I'll take my win. Rancheros can keep fucking cows as I care.

Also, don't leave school boys, I know padre wants you to keep the farm, but it is important lads.

>>76492855
that ship sailed long ago. everything is political bullshit now, sorry bb.
don't like it either, but don't let it bother me either

i decided i will support mexico

>>76492863
>regional banter
pathetic desu

oh well i'll be sleeping then, i guess i'll miss the bants

the 'in X days we'll annihilate the spics forever' meme guy really hyped me up

>>76492870
>sourcing
says the one that quotes questionable sources, lmao

>>76492851
>world cup 2014
euro team wins, usa and mexico knocked out by euroteams
>2010 WC
two euro teams in the final
usa knocked out by ghana

>2006 WC
US last place in group stage, mexico out in R16
all of the final 4 teams European

let me ask again, are you retarded?

>>76492884
That's ok. Italian Americans don't root for USA either.

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>>76491712
Nigga you are in 4chan, everyone is going to post weeb shit.

How big the shitstorm will be if the US won today?

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Absolutely disgusting

>>76492870
>I'll take my win.
are you afraid you're gettin exposed as the biggest parasite. not even israel is this shameless about it, shitlangito

Where are all the Simpsons posts?

>>76492938
South America does that, not Mexico

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>>76492870
>>76492815


Well Mexico city is not the north either, there/s still not a diference between you and somenone from Chiapas anyway.

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>>76492553
>Provincianos
Let me guess: you live in the Establo but you think you are chilango because you work there.

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>>76491712
Here's your (You)

>>76492900
Jack off and drink some coffee

>>76492920
good lads

>>76492938
una vela...

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mexicans when to use desear rather than querer? seems like querer is basically only used when talking about stuff you want

>>76492938
here

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>>76492916
the argument isn't that the US would be the best team in europe, I don't think a single person ever implied anything even similar to that. Being knocked out by the ~10th best euro team after finishing ahead of ~5 of them doesn't imply that your team is worse than the 25th best.

Do you honestly not see that? You're calling OTHER people retarded?

>>76492955

Isn't there a small dusty shack filled with live chickens you two could be discussing this in?

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>>76485294

>mfw this game doesn't mean anything because CONCACAF qualifying is a joke and both teams will qualify anyway

>>76485664
God bless this country

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>>76492603

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>>76492981
europe gets more teams in the tournament and it is literally impossible for all of them to advacne you retardo

>>76492979
:desear" is a stronger feeling than "querer"

>>76492979
desear = wish, querer= want

>>76493003
If USA loses this, then one more loss could be devastating. Mexico is in good shape but the US are still on the ropes.

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On business trip in Dallas atm and gonna go to a viewing party tonight.

As someone who literally lives in a backwoods town in florida and is use to watching soccer alone for the last 10 yrs of my life I am a bit nervous because there is apparently gonna be 200 people there.

Any tips on not spilling spaghetti while im there?

test

>>76492837
Them not being obnoxious liberal tryhards that are virtue signaling to a bunch of fans who hate them anyway?

>>76493040
I just stand in the corner and try to bother the least amount of people as possible.

>http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/tv/news/a33159/spanish-language-shows-to-binge-watch/

any of these any good, also if anybody has good suggestions suggest
i like serious stories
would be nice if it allows me to explore the culture and mindset of the place and time
>>76492973
i don't drink coffee
i think i might just play some games

Have ICE on speed-dial just in case of saltiness.

>>76493030
hahah okay. that oddly doesn't explain why they'd consistently finish behind the US after playing head to head, which has now happened in 3 of the past 4 world cups and a confederations cup. That's comprehensive, hard evidence.

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>>76493033
thanks bud

>>76493040
Just don't annoy anyone but don't end up being "that guy"

>>76493077
>cosmopolitan
kys you annoying faggot

>>76493039

On the ropes with Panama and Tobago throwing punches. Basically a free pass to the World Cup

just play herrera, layun and reyes so some teams think they are good and buy the em off

>>76493083
whats a chilango

what does the area around azteca smell like? i imagine it's a stench of trash and car exhaust

>>76485664
why don't they sing actual patriotic songs like yankee doodle or when johnny comes marchin home or battle hymn of the republic

>>76493091
youre welcome, could you to post "shitlangos pieces of shit", pls

>>76493133

a mexican hipster from the city