>Orioles lineup: Smith, Schoop, Jones, Trumbo (DH), Davis, Mancini, Castillo, Hardy, Tejada, Gausman (P)
>Yankees: Gardner, Hicks, Judge, Holliday (DH), Castro, Sanchez, Gregorius, Carter, Torreyes, Green (P)
Hello
>>76483037
Sup
last digit of this post is the amount of runs the o's give up in the first inning
>>76483195
>only 5
could've been better but i'll take it
>>76482870
Ahhhh, another day of raping the Orange Ducks. Couldn't have happened to a nicer team!
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>>76483303
Who is this?
T H I C K
>it's a comfy kay and pauly episode
>chad green will have the first 27 strikeout game
>>76483519
Girardi said he's only in for 50 pitches. German will come in after that
>>76483546
What's the fucking point? He's already thrown 20 in one inning. Why start German and put in Green if he is sucking it up?
Yankees are so fucking hot
yanks are gonna rape gausman
Good afternoon, 4chan pals!
Phew! I'm glad to be watching the game at the very beginning!
:)
>it's an everybody swings on the first pitch episode
Judge is going to be a monster for years to come if he takes this approach every at bat.
Last year he was totally lost and swinging for the fences
how jealous is everyone because they don't have a judge on their team? feels so damn good
>taking second on that
Stop Judge, stop being so elite. I can only take so much
>ORIOLELS
>mfw upgraded my comp today
if this is another slaughter, i might just lose it
>>76483718
>>76483718
>29 other teams passed on him
>3 of those teams had multiple picks
>Bases loaded
I BELIEVE
ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT WHAT WHAT GOT MONEY ON MY MIND CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH WHEN I COME UP IN THE BUILDING EVERYONE HANDS GO
CASBRO!
>>76483797
UP!
>le orange ducks
Here we go!
Go Yankees!
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so we're all in agreement that the yanks are confirmed for world series locks right?
>>76483831
Have you cooled off, or are you going to be angry in this thread again?
CASBRO
CASBRO
CASBRO
>>76483824
>>76483830
AND THEY STAY THERE
Lol
The fucking blO's suck
EL GARY
BTFO
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>>76483195
NO WAY
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EL FUCKING GARY
>barely hits it over the bullpen
time to bench this weak nigga
OMG!
Silla!
Is this a deja vu?
I think saw the same thing yesterday.
LOL!
AAYYYY OOOOO AYYYYY OOOOOO AYYYYY OOOOO AYYYYY OOOOOO
>>76483195
Based fucking post
>>76483195
Holy shit you were right!
>>76483916
>>76483919
nOT OVER YET
>>76483195
underrated post
WHO CAN FUCKING STOP EM NOW HOLY FUCK
>>76483935
>carter at the plate
Yeah, it is
O R A N G E D U C K S
Hold up.
You mean to tell me replacing one shitty pitcher with another doesn't make the team better
Fuck I was kind of counting on that
>le orange ducks defense
Holy shit
They still can't even field
>that defense
Holy shit, my sides. I almost feel bad for the orange ducks
>GIVING UP A HIT TO CHISTÒBOR CÁRTER
>>76483195
O_O
All in for 2032 when we're actually good again
>>76483895
>longest dinger of his career
Imagine being Tommy Layne, and having a job last night and losing your job before you go to sleep.
>>76483195
capped
>Only scoring 5 in the first
Dfa everyone
>>76483195
>oreos "pitching"
>>76484016
>only 450 feet
low a demotion when?
so you're telling me... that old bay or the english fag didn't show up to any gamethread after talking all that shit the series before?? like... didn't even show themselves once?? that's just so interesting
Gausman only threw 20 pitches which is honestly kind of a miracle
>>76484059
They're fucking cucks.
>>76484060
he's extremely efficient at giving up large volumes of runs in quick amounts of time
>the o's lost eight (8) in row on the road
that's.....really interesting
>>76484059
Old Gay showed up and complained about girl posting, just didn't have his trip on
>>76484059
I think Old Gay did, but he left his trip off.
>>76484016
>not a 500-ft grandslam
dfa this bozo
>>76484059
They're prob just been out partying all weekend. Wild animals they are. I'm legit envious
>Hey Mike, hows it going? Do you think they will send Tanaka to the bullpen now that Green is a starting pitcher?
>>76484088
>>76484095
i was here last night but i want him to put his name on it.. what a fucking cuck
>>76484118
Tanaka should pitch the 8th imo
>>76484143
YES is hiding the score to not embarrass and duck fans who might be watching it
>>76483852
What do you mean? I'm cooler than a polar wind!
>chad green an ace
o me o my
yaks 5 aces confirmed ?
>>76484207
don't you like how uncucked our channel is compared to the red cux that has shit all over it's screen? lmao
>>76484212
You were quite angry last night. Your anger also made you speak English better.
>chad green has perfect game going
Does Girardi take him out?
>>76484212
You lost your temper last night man
how are the oreos not the worst team in the league with their pitching staff
>>76484212
>>76484277
It's that Latin anger.
>>76484237
Agreed
Why cover up kino?
>>76484314
TFW they were in 1st for most of April
>>76484359
Hi Old Bay
Ha another game in a row without being perfect game'd
Os are officially back!
>>76484359
False flag
>>76484359
>being an orange water fowl
>>76484359
nice to see ya, old gay
>>76484359
your mother has HIV
You guys think Ellsbury could play 3rd base? This is an serious question.
>>76484509
>>76484509
There's a lot of diving that goes with playing third. He might break nail doing that
>>76484509
god please no. there are way too many hot shots down the 3rd base line and i know he'll fuck up every one of them
>Hicks using DNA. as his walkup music
Stop that shit you're a cornball brotha
O's """""defense"""""
>Wild pitch
>Honey, I Heard You Were a Wild One starts playing
>>76484757
>HBP
>Hit me with your best shot plays
>Foul ball
>Smoke On The Water starts playing
>>76484757
>>76484820
>Hit a home run
>Born To Run starts playing
>>76484757
>Pitcher asks ump for time
>Time In A Bottle starts playing
castro handled that at-bat rather poorly
>>76485008
kek
Any oldfags remember when Castro was actually good?
>>76485026
he got so impatient
>>76485056
Yeah, when he was with the Cubs?
Would headley have caught that?
>no-hitter is over
DFA Chad Green
>>76485204
Torreyes is 5'9" and Headley is 6'2"... I think he would have
>oriolels
send that bum torreyes down to single a
>>76485220
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>>76485250
>Torreyes
>5'9"
Shouldn't you be focusing on the game, Ronald?
Rally caps on y'all
>>76485298
I guess he is 5'8", but do you think those height stats are inflated a bit?
>>76485333
Pretty much anyone that knows Torreyes says he's closer to 5'6"-5'7"
>>76485333
I'm 5'11" and met Brett Gardner (listed at 5'10")
No way he is actually 5'10"
>this game being strung together by a bunch of bullpen babies
lil 2 much binder 4 me las
Start warming Tanaka up
fuck i knew this would happen but not this early
Can't handle l deez doubles
was there literally no actual starter available on AAA
>>76485646
They'd have to give them MLB money if they made a start. Is that how it works?
>when you binder to hard
>This ump
What the fuck is going on here
didn't even look like he fouled it off
I have a feeling that Sanchez is going to have a multi-homer game today. Who's with me?
Well I've seen worse innings
christ that swing was embarassing davis
>call up German
>don't use him
>send him down
The worst part of this is we're using a LOOGY to eat innings and Holder, our worst reliever, is coming in after him.
>>76486204
Jesus
didi is elite
>Didi
>Elite
Pick two and pay your re2pects
>PLayer hits a single
>Take Me oUT STARTS PLAYING
That Yankees eyeblack is only .99 cents
God the orioles are choking hard these last few games
Anyone going to watch Microsofts E3 today?
Oh good they brought out the pitcher with 3.24 ERA!
>>76486633
>E3
I'm never talking to you again
>>76486360
i wanna choke her and lick her asshole if you know what i mean.
>>76486684
I know what you mean. That is how you treat a lady.
BEST SS SINCE JETER
The pitching has looked really bad today, holy shit.
DIDI IS FUCKING ELITE HOLY SHIT
>>76486844
definitely
>>76486856
How many pics of her do you have saved on your computer?
>>76486874
I want to chain her up in my basement.
>>76486856
9.5 and 3.5
This is just ridiculous. Remember when people said Judge was going to be a one-dimensional power hitter?
>yfw last season people wanted a judge for rich hill trade
judge <3
>>76486856
That's better.
>>76487078
More than I care to admit
In my defense, I built it up over time. It's not like I spent hours at once looking up pictures of her.
>>76487132
Who is this semen demon?
>>76487157
>It's not like I spent hours at once looking up pictures of her.
Sureeeeeeeeee
>>76487164
My sister
give that man a 10 year 500mm contract
>>76487203
Speaking of..... Krabs, how was your sisters funeral?
WE NEED MORE RUNS
>>76487229
I heard she was buried in her volleyball pants
>>76487265
Hot
>>76487258
Who this be
I think it's time to have...the discussion...
What's the likelihood of Judge winning RotY and MVP this year?
>>76487434
My sister
Is German coming in the game?
>all these bougie mother fuckers in the stands
>>76487484
>bougie
Hi Craig
>>76486633
>video games
>>76487484
>tfw when you see two guys in suits behind the dugout arrive in the 2nd inning, spend the entire time on their phone, and leave in the 7th
Just missed it, what was that thing on Machado's hand?
>>76487639
Stem therapy. It shoots electricity into the are it's place on, and it makes you muscles twitch. It feels really weird.
>>76487639
Steroid auto-injector
>>76487668
What would happen if I put it on my dick?
>>76487448
Chances are pretty high right now.
Baseball Reference: 3.7 WAR
Fan Graphs: 3.4 WAR
Leads the league in runs (52), home runs (19), and walks (38). Slash .338/.445/.686/1.117
Is also playing above average defense according to metrics.
>>76487691
I can't imagine that it would feel too great, but it wouldn't make it twitch. It only makes you muscle twitch.
Unless you have a muscular penis or something.
>>76487742
Isn't the penis a muscle?
didi is elite
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>>76487782
The penis is made of tissue, my dude.
fuck man i hope didi never leaves nyc
>>76487993
more
>Game started over two hours ago
>In the 5th inning
Manfred is absolutely SEETHING right now.
God fucking dammit Didi
>>76487993
holy shit
>>76488027
if yanks keep it up i will
>>76487993
Please tell me this is actually a girl
>>76488294
its the same one in
>>76487132
>>76488398
Still doesn't answer my question....I've been burned too many times
Whatever happened to Panama bro?
>>76488471
He's been angry lately, so he went on a muderspree
>>76488455
Sounds like you have a thing for traps bro. Nothing wrong with that.
>>76488533
No. I will watch traps fuck girls though.
>>76488455
yes shes a girl lol
Oh that's why torreyes is on the team
What did that heavyset fan do?
what was that
>>76488595
Name pls
>>76488753
Was he throwing peanut shells or something?
>>76488774
Maybe, or a laser pointer or something. Somebody should call Francesa
>>76488885
He's in the stands. His seats are behind the Yanks dugout
What a silla! :D
#JUDGED
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Just give him the ROTY and MVP already
495 FT
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i think judge might be for real honestly
Holy shit. That motherfucker hit it past the bleachers
JUDGED
jesus christ judge is a fucking god
A baby silla! LOL! What a silly commentators has Yes Channel!
CASBRO!!!!!!!!!!!
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has there been a longer HR this year? jesus christ
How many ceremonies do you think Judge is gonna get?
This team is so fucking fun to watch
STARLIN MY DARLIN
>34 runs in 3 games
How long until pitchers just start avoiding Judge?
>>76489357
They already pitch around him quite a bit. He leads the league in walks.
I love when Judge hits a donger and Torreyes is waiting for him in the dugout, held up by Didi so he can make Judge actually have to extend his arm for a high five.
This is such a great team to watch. No more old men with bloated contracts, no more legends, time to tell their own story.
>tfw Holliday, Judge, Castro and El Gary all drive in 100+ runs this season
>>76483947
We need a 2017 version of this.
And it has to include the Judge and Torreyes's jersey switching.
this fucking team is unreal. what the fuck
>>76489397
No, I mean avoid completely. Like the Bonds treatment
>>76482870
>Karioles
what kind of embarassing name is that? And who would be seriously proud to be called a internationally recognised slur (a yankee)? Why can't you be healthy and watch hockey? Didn't your moms pay enough attention to you when you were small?
>>76489494
>Hockey
>>76489494
Pay your debts, Heracles.
This team is better than the 27 Yankees.
>>76489580
no, but they have a shot in a few years
i hope they arest judge that fucking ped abuser
>>76489493
He's not on that level. Bonds was one of the greatest hitters of all time pumped up to beyond human levels because of steroids. Judge also strikes out at a decent enough clip that teams will challenge him.
>>76489580
What about 98 Yankees?
>>76489740
>you will never see bonds and judge bat back to back
>Oreos about to get swept
Couldn't have happened to a nicer fanbase. Fuck your shit team and fuck your shitty fans. Reporting Yankee fans for posting pics of cute girls, really? Fucking pathetic. Enjoy spending the rest of the season in the AL East basement with the Jays. Two shitty fanbases that deserve each other. We'll send those fucking autistic Red Sox fans to join you soon enough too.
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>you now remember the 2016 yankees
>>76489740
Bonds 4 best seasons came at the ages of 36-39 -- how did no one suspect he was cheating? He was intentionally walked 284 times in that time span and had 755 total walks.
.349/.559/.809/1.368
>and the red sox thought benintendi was roy
>>76489870
I don't.
>>76489989
>Pay Denbts
How does Joe West have a job still
>>76489962
where did you get this?
>>76489865
>with the Jays.
rude af we won't be in the basement for much longer d-desu
>>76489961
Before he started taking steroids Bonds had only hit 40 homers in a season 3 times, and his highest was 46. When he started taking steroids he rattled off 5 straight seasons of over 40 homers and hit 73 in 2001.
fuck german is fucking elite
How many years of development until Judge makes a serious run at the hr record? The real one not Bonds.
Something named Yacabonis is pitching and I'm pretty sure we're inside the matrix
>>76490087
More of this cockgobbler
>>76490147
My sister
>>76489424
got a good balance of vets too. so that's good as well. and the team is gonna get younger with the farm
>>76489482
What is the source of that?
:o
>>76489962
Where did you get this?
>>76490115
If he stays around the current pace, he could surpass 50 HRs.
>>76490227
I saw it on twitter
>>76490233
That's not the record
>judge t shirts sold out
fuck man
Boy I can't wait to find a pitcher who can throw strikes
>>76490329
I hear Tommy Layne is available
Aaron Judge grand slam mark my words
>>76490372
FINAL JUDGEMENT
>>76490340
he's a lefty "s p e c i a l i s t"
>>76490311
Most popular in MLB player merch right now, breh. Better luck after the season at this rate.
Damn now an Intentional
this fucking team HAS to be overpreforming what the fuck
>>76490311
Get a Castro or Didi shirt
Yep this kid is going places
A triple away from the cycle for the second game in a row.
>>76490443
Not really. I mean, they aren't going to keep hitting this many runs but they are the best offense in the league (fuck the Stros).
NO HE FUCKING DIDNT!!!!!!
#JUDGED
JUDGED
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
MVP
JUDGE PLEASE JUST STOP ALL THIS WINNING
>>76490472
>mfw Judge will never get a cycle if he gets hitting homers.
JUDGED
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Phew! Aaron Judge is scoring like Cristiano Ronaldo!
A bunch of runs!
:P
DAY OF JUDGEMENT
lolllllslsl
this is unreal
Like maybe don't pitch to him idk
Is this the part where I insinuate PEDs?
JUDGE CONFIRMED ROTY MVP
JUDGE WILL SAVE US ALL
>402 feet
Send him down
>>76490546
YES announcers were saying how the O's have to pitch to him just to try to get the game over with faster. Rock and a hard place.
THIS
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TEAM
>>76490546
might as well, I'm a yanks fan and it's dancing in the back of my mind
>>76490575
Pretty embarrassing desu. Would be a double in some other parks
anyone else want to bet 10 bucks that judge will get intentionally walked with the bases loaded before the end of the season?
>>76490593
He's the largest hitter in MLB history with good plate discipline and the ability to hit the ball to all fields. Most of his homers have been line drives. His 495ft homer is the only one he has truly got around on this season and clobbered to his full might.
>>76490227
>>76490027
https://twitter.com/statcast
>>76490546
He's 6 foot 7 inches, 280lbs. He's an absolute monster
>38 runs in 3 games
>>76490640
I don't think he really is, the guys obviously a monster but ever since he's gotten going this year I keep expecting to hear either ped's or he falls off a cliff a la Kevin Maas.
fuck judge fuckin steroid monkey
30 runs in 2 days lmao
We won't get to 20 this entire road trip. It's like I'm really back in 2007
Where's Javy Lopez and Corey Patterson
Judge is at 3.9 fWAR
Benintendi/Betts/Bradley have 3.9 fWAR combined.
nothing better than a yankee orange duck thread that has no shitposting from certain trips that I know. they just got so quiet all of a sudden. feels good
Did Kay make a Giants 14, Ravens 3, joke?
I'm scared for the trip
Will the binder bring in Betances?
I hate these teams and everyone on them
>>76490841
We love you though, MMR. Someone told me you were a girl is that true?
>>76490877
pls be in ct
>>76490919
What part of CT are you in? I used to live in Meriden. (I think we've discussed this before)
Trumbo playing 3rd
Just fuck you buck. Actually go fuck yourself
>46,348 attended the game
there are certain teams I know that doesn't fill their stadiums. sad!
The Yankees have scored 85 RUNS since June1.
>>76490943
Hartford
>>76491017
Imagine if every person there paid 50 bucks to get in... thats over 2 million dollars.... That is insane
>>76490980
I think this might be it for skip...
Why is Refsnyder so bad?
>>76483195
Jej
>>76491055
That's like a 1/12 for what they're paying Arod to not play
>>76491073
SKEEEEEEUP
>>76491055
People spend 50 bucks in beer...the tickets average in the 70s
>>76491073
Should've let duquette go to Toronto when we had the chance.
I can't believe la confora finally brought me to his side. I feel dirty
When I saw German I thought Sevy was pitching for a second
>>76491137
3 million dollars.... to watch guys play with balls
38-8 this series
Interesting Old Gay and that limey didn't even show up
>>76491206
i told you he looked like sevy. pretty cool desu
>>76491206
he's just a tiny sevvy
>>76491236
I'm actually concerned about Old Bay. He said he was going to the bar to watch the game on Friday, haven't seen him since
>>76491090
he hasn't had consistent playing time
Imagine our record without Tanaka
>>76491289
Yankees would have the best ERA in baseball if it wasn't for him
>>76491260
There was another bar doing a Kiss some men for free beers promotion
>>76491236
>>76491260
>>76491323
>Old Gay gets killed at a gay bar
>Limey got killed in the London terrorist attack
AL WINS ABOVE REPLACEMENT
1. Aaron Judge, NYY 3.7
2. Mike Trout, LAA 3.4
3. Jose Altuve, HOU 3.0
4. Avisail Garcia, CHW 2.9
5. Aaron Hicks, NYY 2.7
YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!
>>76491359
IS that hair gel?
What a slip... LOL!
Go Yankees!
BASED WEST
gg
Time for E3 because I just can't get enough of being disappointed
Christ, gg yaks
Surely it can't get worse amirite?!
Well, see you in a next chance, 4chan pals!
>>76491260
He was in here yesterday posting without his trip.
The limey is probably dead though. Good riddance.
>>76491399
Surely we can split against The Who's
Tune in tomorrow to find out
>judge will never fuck your gf and let you watch