Why is he so skinny now ?

why do they look like gypsies

Ramadan

short hair really doesn't suit them desu

he's getting old and tapering off the juice

>starving his kid
>making him have the same haircut

me on the left

Is his son half black?

>>76481415
too much tan

His body couldn't handle the mass anymore. In order to retain some speed without being injury-prone, he lost some weight.

>>76481458
yes, his mom is white

>>76481420
Kek

>>76481458
no, just hasn't started his skin bleaching regimen (like Ronaldo) yet

>>76481475
kek

>>76481415
They're Moortugese

He was getting too bulky two seasons ago.

Well too bulky for his position at least. Probably was causing strain on his knees

>>76481395
Clonaldo

>>76481395
I sure hope TSUU wears sunscreen. Would be a shame if the GOAT died from skin cancer

>>76481972
that would be meme magic

does he have like friends in his age group to learn and play together or something

>>76481453

>not intensely sculpting your child and taking away any enjoyment of their youth in order to make them great

Do you even want your offspring to be successful

Am I the only one who thinks something creepy is going on here ?

>>76481395
>90s nigger fade back in style with shitskins
loooooooool

>>76481475
kek

>>76481395
>dat uneven line in his hair

Shameful

I've read that he lost some upperbody weight to mitigate the loss of quickness as he ages

Lebron did the same thing

>>76481395

nice biceps

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>>76481395

What the fuck is wrong with this man, someone just end him already PLEASE

>>76482602
I was told when you age it isn't your speed that deteriorates much but your acceleration

>IVF baby
>names his kid after him
>styles kid like him, even haircut
>forces him to get ripped like himself

I love Ronnie as a player but this is weird as fuck.

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>>76481452

Nah he's swapped the roids for the blood doping stuff. He's on the same stuff as Froome now. Makes you lose weight while retaining speed and power.

Compare Van Niekerk to Michael Johnson. It's all about being super lean these days and they have the drugs to do it.

>>76483172
Do you have like a list or names of the meds or are you memeing

>>76481470

Is that why Bayol is always injured since he is so bulky yet so fast? But then again athletes like Usain Bolt are doing good despite all the muscles and weight.

>>76481395
his part is uneven. he needs a better barber

>>76483229
Ligament to muscle ratio is off. Look at Bale's list of injuries.

>>76482067
Yeah it's a bit odd but I don't think it's much more than that

>>76483222

Footballers are usually behind the doping curve. Although Madrid are historically dirty so they probably keep up with all the best new stuff.

The drug of choice these days are gw1516 (and other peptides) and IGF-1.

So the two GOAT players are both weird as fuck, for different reasons.

lel

I read something about this. He's working more on his calf muscles so he can retain his explosive pace.

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>>76481395
what happens here

>>76483345

what do you mean?

>>76483680
Isn't that badly photoshopped or something

>>76483699
>He doesn't know what 6% bodyfat looks like.

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>>76483717
>mfw I will never be at ≤ 9 bf%
I've been stuck at like 12 percent for months now

>>76483857
>>76483699

They're just super shredded and the little bit of excess skin folds over.

Why would you photoshop that?

>>76481475
>>76481420

Top shelf bants, you guys!

>>76483857
You can find the most shredded fuck and still be like that when he sits and isn't flexing his abs.

>>76481395
A lot of players past the age of 30 lose weight to reduce the strain on their joints. Lebron did the same thing.

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>>76486198

Athletes bodies types change in line with the current trendy drugs.

Compare Olympic sprinters front the 90s to today. Today they are lean, in the 90s they looked like body builders. Training is very similar only difference is the drugs of choice.
Michael Johnson (of the steroid era) weighed 185lbs when he set his 400m record which was broken last year by WvN (of the new superdrugs era) weighing 155lbs.

>>76483229
Bolt doesn't need to quickly change direction 200 hundred times in 90 minutes. It puts too much pressure on the ligaments and joints, especially if you are muscular and fast.

>>76482012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGAJ3A4l42o
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu744rvMVm8
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsnu2O42F9o

These are the few documented instances of Cristiano Jr interacting with other kids.

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>>76481395

>>76485317
Thanks Conchita Hitler

https://www.evolutionary.org/stenabolic-sr9009-review

https://www.evolutionary.org/cardarine-gw-501516-explained

These are the current miracle drugs if anyone is interested

>>76492961

is it possible to be a top 50 player in any sport without using drugs?

>>76492961
What I've always wondered is if 99% of elite footballers are on PEDs, why do some of them still not look great physique wise?

Players like Rooney, Tevez, Higuain etc

>>76493082

Yes but drugs help

>>76493116

Certainly nowhere near 99% on drugs. I would guess less than 50%. For someone like Rooney it is not worth the risk of getting caught when he's clearly not that motivated anyway. He will make his millions every year regardless of how he performs. This is why doping is so prevalent in track and cycling. That extra performance boost could be the difference in having a career at all in the sport.

>>76493203
So if it's less than 50%, are you implying that only certain players on top teams are using it?

Also are there any tell-tale signs in certain players,?

>>76493231

I would say it's more likely to be certain clubs rather than individual players. Seria A clubs are known to have doped their whole squads in the 90s.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/the-drug-scandal-that-blackens-the-name-of-juves-team-of-the-nineties-728710.html

Today Madrid and Barca would be top of my suspicious list for many reasons
-spains dirty history of doping
-spanish authorities anti doping apathy
-players remarkable recoveries from injuries
-players remarkable physical performances week in week out year after year
-players remarkable physical appearance and sudden change in appearance

I don't know about 50% number I'm just guessing. But I do know that the drugs work. There's people doping in amateur cycling races in the UK every week and they have nothing to gain but boost to their ego. With the vast sums of money involved in football I have no doubt that there is plenty of cheating going on

wow look at that starving child

The father is a literal multi-millionaire and the kid is starving because there is no mother figure to make a sandwich at home.

Ronaldo doesn't even have a maid because he's allergic to women.

Just wait 2 weeks for him to "break up" with his girlfriend because he's had twins already.

>>76481395
who is the black kid next to him?

>>76493497
What do you think about Zlatan?
dude broke his shit up and like two days later is walking like nothing happened.

Sanchez is definitely on stuff too then.

His recovery is insane.

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>>76481395
Too much tsuuing, he needs to replenish his power.

>>76493675

Injuries that used to be career ending are now just a minor set back. Adrian Peterson had one of his best seasons the year after blowing out his knee. Is it because of better doctors or drugs aiding recoveries? Probably a bit of both.

A lot of doping in cycling is to do with recovery. You can train like crazy then the drugs allow you to recover and do crazy training again the next day. They really speed up the recovery from training and injuries

>>76493675
Zlatan is just "lucky" the doctors even said that they haven't seen such a "clean" knee from a pro before at that age

>>76493675
And a much younger player like Zouma spend over a year out. with same injury

>>76492891
top kek

>>76493116
Because drugs by themselves don't actually make you look shredded. Those guys that look like that need the drugs but they still work incredibly hard. Think of drugs not as solution, but as doorway to get there

>>76493941
depends on the sport, but "incredibly hard" is relative. i don't have the chart, but on the doses bodybuilders are, they could be at home watching tv and still be packing more muscles than the natty guy on the gym. there was even a former bb pro who talked about this issue.

Football soccer players aren't on PED's

The only doping you will find is recrational drugs

>>76494584
>soccer players aren't on PEDs

HOWLING

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>>76481420

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is this normal?

>>76494715
what the hell

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>all the fatties itt

laughing to the qts bar

>>76494715
He is resting his arms on his legs you idiot

>>76481395
He wants to prolong his career, in the 30s it's easy to get fat and slow if you're not careful, Ronaldo knows that hence why he's training like a cyborg and rejuvenating his body by concentrating more on cardio.

>>76482043
Kids lifting weights and over exercising stunts their growth.
>wanting your kid to be a manlet

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>>76490938
>thicc thighs

>Dad who is my mother?
I am really curious that How TSUU react.

>itt fat autists don't know what a healthy body looks like

>>76495082
This is literally untrue

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>>76481420
spbp

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>>76483229
>usain bolt doing good
That's because he is on the next level of doping they don't even know about yet

Is the guy on the left this Lionel Messi I've been hearing so much about?

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>>76494584

>>76495761

"You have no mother. Now suck my dick."

>>76503214

and he hasn't been caught because he trains in Jamaica where they don't bother testing the athletes. Same with Kenya and Ethiopia

>>76481395
he stoped putting points in strenght and switched to agility

>>76507065
he got free points for Luck too

>inb4 Luck is not a real skill
you need to work hard to get those delicious tap ins, lads

his son eating enough?

>>76481453
He bought him for a reason