/f1/ - Formula 1 general - pre race thread

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1st for VWL

>>76480996
That's not the eternal acestream

Reposting for visibility

>>76480913
You may be right about the first two, although they could be argued to be a decision to not make the rigging completely obvious, but the last one was because of three reasons:

a) The parts declared illegal were barge boards designed for the F2000, so they didn't want any doubt about next year's legality.

b) The interpretation that Brawn came up with to prove legality (or at least, improper measurement) was important in terms of having your loopholes sorted, so that a precedent wasn't set.

c) It would have lost them the WCC had they not protested the DSQ

>>76480997

doe eens rustig

>>76481041

That's why it's called "Usually reliable F1 acestream" and not "eternal ace"

>>76480996
yo no hablas español

>>76480996
Translation por favor?

should I watch this?

is there any chance whatsoever that Ferrari or Mercedes don't win this?

>>76481245
Yes
No

>>76481113
>>76481230
>"Ralf the fact that an useless person like you comes and teach us something is abject. With everything by your side, the best you have achieved in your career were two P4 in F1, you are only worth because of the great Michael. Fuck you, go clean the circuit your father gave to you and leave David alone, you will ruin his life if he follows your steps, ask Cora"

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A FUCKING LEAF

>>76481264
why should I watch it then if only 4 guys can win?

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nth for supporting hamilton because more people have terrible weekends when he wins than when he loses
literally the chosen messenger of the god of despair and butthurt of /sp/ posters

>>76481279
savage

>>76480996
Is that by Fernando?

I love how he shits on other drivers based on their F1 results, like he did with herbert.

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>>76481279
Ralf is a very boring person but he is in the right here. Fernando "let's kill another kid on my track" Alonso is a total dick about this as usual and I assume the Asspainiards that posted this are following him blindly just like his circle of journalist friends.

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helmets are GAY

>>76481310
are you mad because there are no abo drivers?

>>76481405
are you mad there are no american drivers?

>>76481358
I love senna but Hamilton is such a little shit. Just because they both broke lots of records it doesn't mean they are even remotely similar. Fuck chocosenna and fuck the anglos for hyping him up so much.

>>76481060
poo2daloo

>>76481405
I doubt a boong has ever driven a racing car before.

>>76481400
If your death meant anything to anyone you would wear a helmet.

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>>76481429
But there is

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*blocks your path*

>>76481405
and yes i am, i'm mad there are no asian drivers either, there should be a car available so every peoples and diversity is equally represented.
i mean it's 2017, what are you a savage?

>>76481429
of course not.
i also didn't make a butthurt post about hamilton either

>>76481309
Canada is usually a meme race
Also, you don't know which one of them will win

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>>76481358
>uncensored Camel logo on helmet

WATCH OUT STAY BACK CIGARETTES ARE GOING TO COME OFF THE HELMET AND GIVE YOU CANCER

they already desecrated his car in the name of the childrens, why not his helmet?

>>76481484
>Canada is usually a meme race
boring with barely anything happening in the last two years

>>76481484
musical chairs on the podium doesn't sound very interesting

>>76481481
i made a post about who i supported and why
you made a butthurt post projecting motivations even though i clearly stated my one motivation

>>76481358
That helmet looks pretty new

>>76481434
Hello Nelson

>>76481429
There's Lewis

getting sick of waiting for the race now. Listening to sophie ellix-bextor to pass the time.

>>76481489
On a replica helmet too. F1 back on elite watch.

>>76481462
hey i know that fiesta...

how many bong?

>>76481547
2 bongs 27 bings

getting sleepy boys. pray for me

>>76481634
giving you my energy

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

I just feel fucking horrible lads...

>>76481634
Try coffee? Or an energy drink? My roommate pulls all nighters after downing a can of those

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when does the studio start ? I'm studying for a networking exam, but could use some background noise.

>>76481634
FFFFF

>>76481640
Give it a rest was poor impersonating goblin. You come here and refuse to reply to me as you are so scared. Everyone please take note that I am the only real me and this goblin is just too scared to defend itself. Just wait for when his nan hears about his actions in these threads. What a little goober he will look when he nan hits him across the ears. Everyone remember this goober for it'll be gone soon

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>wanted to watch Berlin GP
>This stream is not available in your country
hm

>>76481668
Das ist ein schöner Opel

>>76481634
You can do it, you bogan cunt

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>>76481745
voll! gehört mir leider nicht :(

>>76481400
t. potato schumacher

What time is it down there ausbros? Don't give up

>>76481634
go to sleep, ya soft cunt

>>76481755
Cheers Hans
>>76481768
Cheers Mohammed

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going to bed now, hoping to wake up at 20h00

what are chances of rain today lads

>>76481789
Why would you go to sleep for ~2 hours?

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>>76481759
Die Form des Autos erinnert mich an einen Toyota AE86

>>76481789
give your # here, someone would call to wake you up

Nobody cares if your are going to sleep or feeling tired losers, this isnt a self help board

I hope Massa will finish in the top 7 today.

What F1 championship title was the most undeserved?

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>>76481810
Schönes Auto. Ein Freund von mir hat ein Toyota Celica ST 1984, iirc

>>76481852
Keke and Nico

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Hello guys ^///^

Jesus Christ - Adam Cooper with top bants:

>Jackie, Marlon, Tito & Jermaine Jackson will be on the grid today as guests of @McLarenF1. Maybe they can sing 'I Want You Back' to Merc

>>76481852
keke

>>76481822
nobody cares what you say favela monkey. fuck off and do hue things

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>>76481852
james hunt

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thow many bongogbings?

>>76481873
reminds me of my poll from the old thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/13159993
http://www.strawpoll.me/13159993
http://www.strawpoll.me/13159993

>>76481905
2

>>76481822
kek, stop acting smug because the race will start in a non retarded time for us thanks to our GMT

>>76481915

Voted ;^)

>>76481873
>Verstappen fucked Kfyat so bad that he is subconsciously attracted to him now

how many bongs til the race?

>>76481852
button

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>>76481870
Ich bevorzuge den Look von 1980er und 1990er Autos mehr als neue Autos.

>>76481948
pre-race in one bong
race in two bongs

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>>76481852
keke followed by his autistic son.

A champion who doesn't defend his title is no champion at all.

>>76481948
And people here still think whats in the OP is important

These idiots put literally 3 websites in the OP that all tell what time the sessions are on and still the thread is flooded with people asking for the time

#opdoesntmatter

>>76481948
3

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>>76481910
Brit cars look like shit with the exception of the McLaren F1 GTR.

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>>76481979
>>76481989
cheers lads

>>76481987
nigga I don't know how to read

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Finland vs Ukraine on lads

>>76481852
Hamilton should have won in 07

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i thought the race was in a few bings jus moments earlier but it turns out it's in two bongs

>>76481983
Hamilton lost the championship in one of the most dominant cars in F1 history

>>76482015
is this considered a derby?

>>76482015
>divegrass

if it's not jääkiekko it's not a true Finnish sports team

>>76481852
Timo Glock.

>>76482000
Jags, Aston Martins, Bentleys and Rolls look like shit?

>>76482069
yes
grandpa cars
like Buicks and Cadillacs except more expensive

>>76481305

Jizz Helmet

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>>76482040
to the eact same car.
Only Nicos didn't have it's engine explode every 4th race.

Either way history will remember lewis as the much better driver

Did sky just call canada poor

>>76482123
what if Hamilton loses in the best car again this year, this time to Vettel in the Ferrari?

>>76482069
i used to dig rover for some reason. when i was a kid, i wanted to either have a peugeot 206 or a rover 200. sorta related but there's some guy in my town who owns a yellow convertible MG F with two black rallye stripes and i'm mad jelly

>>76482170
Then merc sabatoge his car again

>>76482170
Then he shows that he's not good enough fright now. Isn't that obvious?

If both cars don't have reliability issues and He looses than i will happily admit Vettel is just better this season.

>>76481634
How do Australians manage to watch this (((sport)))?

I can't barely get myself to watch the race and I got comfy watching hours

>>76482290
because you're a soft poofta, and a fucking casual

>>76481634

You're doing it wrong, m8.

>be me
>went to bed at 7pm
>just woke up at 2am
>7 hours of sleep
>2 hours of time to wake up properly before the race, have a shower, prepare snacks, get comfy

:^)

>>76482170
Mercedes doesn't have the obvious best car this year. I'd say it's probably about 60/40 in favour of Mercedes as Ferrari haven't got the reliability. Might shift again later in the year.

>>76482252
qt couple
>lotus shirt
nice

Wow.

Who knocked up Williams?

>>76482306
Or, you go to bed like a normal person, wake up, download the full coverage and enjoy the race.

>>76482290
10pm for European races is a nice way to end the week.
>>76482306
been watching since I was 8 and I've never slept before a race. too afraid to miss it.

only time I've missed a race since is when I was fucking my gf in highschool and didn't have a tv in the room

>>76482321
>>lotus shirt
>nice
literally the memest of the memest teams

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>>76482329
he paid for more than the seat...

>>76482252
what's wrong with that?

>>76480996
Alonso is going to win the championship.

>>76482252
>mclaren is going to win the raft race

>>76482347
>lotus
>meme team
that would be bmw.

>>76480837

Glad I left them months ago.

If it's still shit for you during the race, this ace should be decent quality:
http://f1ace.stream/
>linking site in case they change the IDs

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>>76482352

>>76482335
But then you couldn't browse /sp/ during the race?

What would be the point?

when does preshow start

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>>76481668
>>76481759

Needs more 5L V8

>>76482402
5

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>>76481852

>>76481519
It's only a replica. The real one is in Monaco and Hamilshit will get it when he's back home.

>>76482402
>watching the pre-show

that is a terrible mistake

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>>76481489
BEAUTIFUL

Can't wait until energy drink advertising is banned, too.

>>76482335
>download the full coverage

C A S U A L
A
S
U
A
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F A N
A
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K Y S
Y
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>opel fans

>>76482494
Thats wrong

Shitposting on /espee/ when the race is on is the true mark of a casual

>>76482483
Why is it that brits are so damn handy when it comes to engines? Why don't McHonda split?

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>>76482457
>>76481519

and it won't be race-worn...

>Although it was suggested in the presentation that the helmet given to him was an actual race-worn one, it subsequently emerged this was not the case.
>Instead, the one given to Hamilton on Saturday was a replica of a 1987 helmet.
>The original, which has huge value, remains in the hands of the family and will be presented to Hamilton later on.
>The Senna family has now clarified to Autosport that the helmet that will be given to Hamilton is not one that was actually raced.
>Instead, it is one that was used for promotional purposes - such as photos and marketing appearances - during the 1987 season.

Based Sennas tbhq. How ass blasted will he be?

>>76482483
calm down Nigel, we are only talking about the aesthetics of the cars. not function.

and yes, they look like something your grandpa would drive.

deal with it.

>>76482483
>>76482106
Cadillacs aren't as grandpa-y as buick tho. Idk why they saved Buick over Pontiac, how tf are they going to sell a single car to anyone under the age of 40 when the boomers start dying.

Who else /ordering a 'za/ here?

>>76482520
lmao *yoink*

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>>76482483
>we have some of the most advanced automotive engineering in the world.

>>76481852
None because you're a 12 year old with down's syndrome if you actually believe one can "undeserve" a championship.

Literally the only undeserved thing I can think of is probably Alonso's win in Singapore 2008, and even that wasn't so bad because Alonso was gonna win anyway.

I think Keke's title is quite impressive because the fucker managed to regularily score points in a shitbox that was only able to win 1 race. He absolutely destroyed his team mate btw.

Hill was really strong to be honest. Mika Hakkinen explained how difficult and tiring it was to mantain a challenge for the championship for many years, and Hill had to live with his failure to win 94 and 95 and still managed to remain competitive and win many races in 96 even though he was already an old fuck.

Villeneuve was completely deserved. He beat Shumacher in many races in pretty equal cars (yes, Williams was a bit superior), plus he showed he was a good driver in Indy and Le Mans and having great performances in the BAR shits they called "cars".

Nico was pure intelligence and patience. He knew he didn't have to risk to win, he could Secondberg into the WDC and he did.

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sky pre-race coverage starting

>>76482517
nice b8

Post webms from the weekend so far

>>76482483
>we are one of the best.
look i really like jags and aston martins, but there's nothing genetically ingrained about being good at automotive engineering. the secret is just path contingency, a bunch of F1 teams have their headquarters there because their predecessors survived the various cullings of F1 teams, subsequently amassing staff with expertise there. you'll find that, in fact, all those teams are highly international and could work from everywhere really.

not a shot at the UK by the way, and not some muh german engineering thing either. germany's last team was fucking HRT ffs. but there's perfectly functional F1 teams in switzerland, france, and italy too.

>>76482535
I think GM is trying to change the image of Buick. but after decades of being the go-to grandpa car, I don't think it's going to work.

apparently Buicks sell great in China though.

>>76482560
What about Hunt?
>teammate with worse engine
>direct WDC rival misses several races

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>>76482483
>some of the most high-end cars in the world
brit cars are comfy and that's it

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Will he claim more victims this weekend?

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sum ting wong

>>76482539
just had gnocchi al forno, restaurant added a whopping 1-1.5 euro on all prices. i blame refugees.

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sebastien vettee

>gore on sky
wew

where do they even get the old cars?

>>76482620
i was literally just looking up rover 75s on mobile.de, might get one for some cheap fun

>>76482494
t. Australian

ALRIGHT GUYS
WE AIN'T WATCHING MONTREAL FOR THE GP
WHO'S WATCHING THE RAFT RACE?
WHO WILL WIN?
WHO WILL LOSE?
WILL THIS BE MCLAREN'S ONLY VICTORY?
WILL WILLIAM'S OLYMPIC EXPERIENCE CLAIM THEM THE RACE?
WILL RED BULL'S SPORTS EXPERIENCE HELP?
ARE MERCEDES AND FERRARI PUSSIES FOR SKIPPING OUT ON FUN?

>>76482692
i'm just here to see the groundhog

Why only French-speaking? Is Ocon Spanish or gypsy?

>>76482560
wew lad

>>76482647
>>76482650
No way, is this some sort of prank

>>76482560
didn't read lol

>>76481379
>>76481279
What exactly is the context?

>>76482709
what?

>alonso
;_;

>>76482717
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/130074/ralf-schumacher-and-alonso-in-kart-track-row?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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>>76482000
fuck off??

>>76481379
Regarding Spanish """""journalists""""" on F1, they are pure shit, for them it's as if F1 didn't exist before Alonso

>>76482747
>5'11
>6'2

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beard in middle school? wow

is that lady wearing high heels or is Fernando just a manlet

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>>76482758
REEEEE TURN ON DEINTERLACING!

>>76482775
most F1 drivers are manlets

>>76482762
hahaha that is awesome

nice hair dye, Brundle

>>76482717
Ralf owns and runs a karting team. Karting championship went to Fernando's circuit where a kid died last month. Ralf said circuit is unsafe and damages the karts, so the layout needed to change. Fernando said Ralf is old and washed up and irrelevant and just making excuses for his team being shit because nobody else had those problems. Fernando fans launched a witch hunt and Fernando said Ralf was just jealous because his karting circuit wasn't on the karting championship calendar.

>some time later

Fernando agreed to change the circuit layout

>>76482069
Jags are horrible, Aston Martins are beautiful, Bentleys are hit and miss, RRs are above average in looks theyre just hyped because muh elite

>>76482775
Alonso is a manlet. All f1 drivers are manlets but he's pretty much the shortest of them aside Massa.

>>76481279
>two P4

Ralf won races though?

>>76482619
Hunt was still challenging Lauda in what should have been a LaudaWinsLol season. Lauda only missed 2 races (of which Hunt only won 1). I think he was greatly helped by the fact that Lauda crashed of course, but even that way you can choke the championship (Hill lost 94 even though Schumacher missed 3 races).

how long till kick off

>>76482823
i presume the dagoes meant WDC finish, rather than race victories

>>76482828
15 bings + 1 bong

>>76482775
She's 5'7"

What do you consider to be a manlet? I'm 1.81m and fear I might be too small to rip apart euro pussy one day

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>>76482449

Seething.

>>76482811
You really believe that.

>>76482811
>being this triggered
and they say Americans can't handle the bantz

I'm sorry I made fun of your fastest and most advanced supercars Nigel

>>76482679

t. country no one gives a single fuck about

anything under 6'2" you should kill yourself
>>76482847

>>76482847
below 1.75

>>76482811
>1 car means they're super advanced
>luxury = good
Arab cars are some of the best cars in the world!

>>76481873
that's literally the only bad pic of her

>>76482847
Anything under 1.95 is a manlet

>>76482847
anything below 1.96m

>>76482811
The P1 is nice but Bentlys and Rolls look like utter cack

>>76482847
> I'm 1.81m
Look at him and laugh.

>>76482847
anything below 2m tbhqfam

>>76482847
under 6 feet or 1.8288 meters is manlet

sorry lad, you just missed the cutoff

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>>76482891

We including shoes or thongs?

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Is Kelly a qt or just Jewish tricks?

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>that sky commercial for the icc
>>76482935
>shoes or thongs
>thongs
do they make you taller?

>>76482937
>Kvyat still getting JEV's sloppy seconds

wew lad

>>76482847
Cutoff point is 0.92 times the country's top 20% male height. With 1.81m you're just under the cutoff point for manlet in countries such as the Netherlands, Croatia, Poland and Germany but still ok in France, Italy and others.

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look who it is!

the one armed bandit!

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J U S T

>>76482937

>Gold fish eye spacing.

JUST

>>76482965
>>76482968
what's this hair style called again?

>>76482965
>>76482968
looks like a guy who drank a lot of alcohol in his life

Which Brazilian driver will succeed Massa when he retires?

>>76482847
>tfw 1.78
>tfw actually very tall for my country
I'm happy and sad

>>76482951

They push me over the 195cm mark lad.

HAMILTON GAINS 25 POINTS ON VETKEK TODAY

>>76482965
robert kurwaca

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VettGOD will win lads

>>76482984
He goes into the barbers and asks them to "just fuck his shit up"

>>76482964
nein
6 feet is cutoff world wide
if your entire country is manlets too bad, so are you

>>76482812
>>76482754
Cheers mates. So Alonso still didn't grow up afterall

Back from Amsterdam just in time for the pre-race coverage, nice.

>>76482873
>>76482875
>>76482921
>>76482924
>>76482964
I'm 20 so I guess I can still grow a few more cm's

>>76482995
Yeah, same here. Not very tall but much taller than average.

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ugh

Got thrown in the manlet pit outside the nightclub last night lads

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>>76482997
How does underwear make you taller?

>>76483007
Hamilton always gets very good results in Canada, although I also hope Vettel wins (anyone but Hamilton desu)

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>Friendly reminder Ferrari make more money from their merchandise than their automotive products

ABSOLUTE STATE OF FERRARI LADS.

>>76482965
What's this haircut called?

You now remember Jody Scheckter

>>76483025
Alonso is still sore about Ralf after 13 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIfztb9HGEw

How did Vettel become such a Spaghettiboo?

>>76483044
Are brits the smallest kind in europe?

>tfw 23, 167cm
>tfw never grew up after 9th grade

>tfw food order came early

I wanted comfy race food

>>76483054
1-2 in Monaco, seems pretty good

>>76483065
South Europeans are smaller

>>76483054
that's because only 1% of people can afford a Ferrari but the other 99% want to appear like they can

>>76483054
I have a terrible confession to make
I bought a Ferrari jacket this weekend

>>76483065
Spanish and Portuguese

Also the reason South Americans are manlets

>>76483064
Based German-Italian greatest alliance, he's inheriting the mantle

>>76483061

>yes, very high speed, but maybe Ralf likes that

FUCKING REKT

Did the Vettel lockup in Q3 cost him the win?
He had to run two other sets of US tyres not allowing him to have the compeltely fresh set he saved from Q1 ready for a third stint in the race?

>>76483021
>tfw 183cm in the morning but 181 in the evening
I'm maletfluid apparently.

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>>76482847

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>>76483050

Dats not a thong m8

>Noice tho

>>76483064
Because Italy is infinitely more interesting and fun than Germany

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>beaten in a kart race by Johnny fucking Herbert

Its pretty obvious Lance Stroll is transition, what I don't understand is if its MtF or FtM

>>76483054
they are good at making propaganda, the eternal anglo should know something about it

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Post some gridgirls ffs

>>76483085
top taste lad

I imagine you have to wear it somewhat ironically but it's still awesome

>>76483101
your spine compresses as the day goes on and extends again as you sleep

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>>76482847
you in the middle

>>76483097
No, he was several tenths behind.

HAM is just a better one lap driver

>mehlborn

>>76483109
OH FUCK
You're talking about those flippity-flops.

>>76483110
everything that is different that is not shit is more interesting than what people are usually used to

>>76483138
AGHHHHH FUCKING TRIGGERED

Why can't North Americans talk?

>>76483126
I know that but the question still stands: do I make the cut?

Is there a working 720p acestream?

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>>76483085

>Advertising you're a poor person with no sense of fashion.

Why?

>>76483147
Yeah but Germany is especially shit and boring. It stands out in it blandness and misery

>>76483097
He fucked up on first sector somewhere on his last run. His second run he was 0.07s ahead on first sector but fucked up somewhere futher and second run he was 0.3 behind right away.

>they say I'm only in the job because of my dad
>works at williams
>father is Frank Williams

Bitch are you high?

>Claire gets asked if Stroll should've done F2 before F1
>Dodges the question completely

>>76483163
nein
you have to be above the cutoff all day long

>>76483154
Half of your country needs subtitles for the other half

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maybe if he opened his eyes fully, he'd be able to drive the car properly...

What would have happened if Hamilton had dropped the Senna helmet?

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>>76483141

Yes m8

I think I'm starting to like stroll

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>choko senna

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whats the name of the girl on the right?

>>76483196
Replica

>>76483166
>with no sense of fashion
well all my clothes do that so it's not a big deal

>>76483196
it's designed to protect your head. i doubt it would have been damaged

if it has a fight with a suspension arm however...

>>76483166
this.

There are lots of Mercedes-fags at college and they look absolutely ridiculous.

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>>76483168
that's because asshole countries like yours bombed away lot of the great stuff or give it to Slavs
some parts are survived at least

>>76483198
Well, I'd say it would have to be 1.95 in natural height.
Going by the shoe logic you could put a 1.50 manlet on stilts that put him above 1.95
Sorry pal, you're a manlet.

>>76483180
nah it's just a coincidence lad

>>76483224
That wasn't a fight, the suspension arm sucker punched it like a cunt
>>76483235
Lol think you're putting the blame for that in the wrong place there Adolf

>>76483134
>>76483176

Not my point m8s, not talking about pole position but race strategy.
Because of the lockup Vettel did 3 fast laps, all the other did 2, that was possible because he saved a set of US from Q1. Now, my point is, he did his Q1 lap on SS because his plan was likely to do a 2 stops strategy instead of the 1 stop, allowing him to wear 2 sets of US in the race, one of which was fresh because not used in Q1. With the lockup he used the saved set from Q1 excluding him from that startegy and, therefore, the win?

>>76483235

Blame Austrians imo

>>76483213
Do I need to get ripped to fug skinny girls?

>>76483187
is this a consensus or just your opinion? as far as I know from my time on this very prestigious site we're currently on, this is not settled science, unless i've missed something that is.

>>76483223

There's no fashion sense and then there's wearing motorsport attire. Why don't you just let Santander tell you how to dress m8?

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>>76483180
Change the subject. Now!

>>76483257

no, those are models

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>>76483214
>>76483224
Normies don't know that and it doesn't matter if it got damaged or not.
Just the fact that his idols helmet >slipped from his fingers would destroy Hamilton

>>76483248

Size 13 feet though (UK), so muh dick m8.

Is there any chance for rain?

>>76483251
not from the shitty country that only declared war on Germany and not Russia as well after Poland got invaded
not from the asshole country that rejected multiple peace offers in both world wars
not from the garbage shithole that knew very well that the Lusitania would get bombed because it might have military material, still let civilians on it and STILL transported war material on it as it was found out years later

>>76483261
6 feet
no shoes
measured before you go to sleep
that is the rules

>>76483280
Nope, another throw away race

>>76483280
cero

>>76483180
(((Williams)))

>>76483180
Nothing wrong with nepotism.
Are they supposed to give their company to an outsider just because people don't see merit in it?

So will Lance surprise us and get some points? He's the only one with 4 sets of unused ultrasofts.

YUGE crash today
1 driver hospitalized
check my numbers

>>76483290

>not from the shitty country that only declared war on Germany and not Russia as well after Poland got invaded

Yet from the shitty country that invaded Poland and killed 3 million ethnic poles alongside his communist friends

>not from the asshole country that rejected multiple peace offers in both world wars

Yet from the loser country that kept offering outlandish peace offers when they were clearly losing

>not from the garbage shithole that knew very well that the Lusitania would get bombed because it might have military material, still let civilians on it and STILL transported war material on it as it was found out years later

Yet from the garbage shithole that had more land in 1939 than they had in 1914 and still decided to start a war because "muh lebensraum" and "muh verssailes"

Shut the fuck up Hans.

>>76483180
Bernie actually suggested it, Claire had no intention of taking over

>>76483355
Vettel pls don't die

>>76483254
There will be one stop. Ferarri is easier on tyres than mercs cause they don't slide like shit all over the place, so there is no point for them to go for 2 stop strategy, they were probably baiting mercs to use ss and see their pace or saving ultras in case of puncture or something like that. They all start on a set they used in Q2. There was no point saving another set of ultras.

>>76483115
FtM, I suspect.

>>76483355
Oh shit, watch out Stroll

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>>76483355

>>76483355
Sainz confirmed ded

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>>76483355
oh fug ::DD

>>76483355
if you can predict a crash you can surely tell me if I'll get a gf anytime soon, no?

>>76483355
poor Sainz

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>>76483346
Digits for sendin er' in turn 1.

Can Vettel jump Hamilton at the start?

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>>76483355
memestappen it is then

fucking Brits have to ruin every /f1/ thread

>McLaren actually has 0 points
holy fucking kek

>>76483388
White men can't jump

>>76483355
>>76483377
anudda shoah

If you don't remember this GOAT intro then you don't know shit about F1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiBkydMW8k

>>76483388
>wasting dubs in a dubs storm

>>76480996
FUCK HAMILTON

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>>76483388
your numbers say he can

>>76483213
w-whats the name of the guy in the middle?

>>76483257
Those guys are probably gay.

>>76483385
The spirits are telling me: You have already met your future GF. She likes you, talk to her

>>76483399
>boohoo they mentioned the war again :(

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non aCE stream where?