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The Straff edition
The age of the white man is over sub edition
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>76478750
first for horse porn
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nice "sport"
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ponting looks like dubya
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age of the orc is comming
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>>76478773
literally rewatching LOTR as we speak
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>>76478781
jrr tolkien was south african
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love a bit of whitney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxZD0VQvfqU
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>>76478750
Didn't he cuck some Indian guy?
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>>76478803
hmm he was
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>>76478803
WE
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always laugh when I see Punters hair
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>>76478827
WUZ
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>>76478836
KANGS
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>>76478836
KANGS
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>>76478836
SUBJECTS
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>>76478844
>>76478845
>>76478846

KANGS CONFIRMED

PAY UP PAJEET
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>>76478836
ORCS
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>>76478844
>>76478845
>>76478846
wew
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lIdymq0DZc
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>>76478771
always thought he had a bit of a young bill murray about him
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miss the american that used to post some random golfer and insist he looked like ponting
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what are these cunts doing on the pitch
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>>76478958
shouldnt be, women's world cup is week after next
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amongst women's sports, women's cricket is definitely the best and most credible
also most fitties and qts
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>>76479027
bit of a tennis and golf fan
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why do south africa always shit the bed in tournaments?

they're a great side, but they ALWAYS fuck up
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>>76479045
not a fan of either personally
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>>76479063
I am
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>>76479045
I only watch women's tennis for the qts ngl, the standard is quite a lot below the men's game
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>>76479080
Sharapova is my future gf she just doesn't know it
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saw a really fantastic tennis themed porno a year ago that I'm still trying to track down
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>>76479107
Hint: Jordi, Nikki, Diamond
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What was he saying lads?
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>>76479103
yes, kylie is a slut
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>>76479136
>wow ur vry pretyy pls lemme hav ut pussy darleeng
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>>76479136
u giv succ
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>>76479123
nah it was one of those ones with the soft lighting that try to look arty
blonde girl in it and a euro looking guy
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>Traitor, Rabada yells.
What did they mean by this?
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>>76479136
http://www.data18.com/search/?k=tennis

Try this
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>>76479136
U sho me vegana?
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playing breath of fire lads
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>>76479168
>debian
fix your font rendering mate jesus christ
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upornia.com/videos/748507/tushy-first-anal-for-tennis-student-aubrey-star/?promo=10306

got it lads
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>>76479136
>ur poobic hair golden?
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>>76479194
meant for >>76479163
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>>76479204
>Tushy

patrician taste
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU
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>>76479203
>debian
Nope
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>>76479204
>calling that a euro looking guy
cheeky cunt
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>>76479246
bokchod
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>Australian comedy
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>>76479368
what's that?
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>>76479374
its not really funny, its similar to real life shitposting
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3 hat tricks and we back in the game
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>>76479399
whats this in reference to though
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>>76479275
CentOS
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dubs and pissrat out for single figures
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>>76479444
unlucky mate those are trips
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>>76479444
TRIPS, DELET THIS
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>>76479415
#proteafire
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>>76479429
>CentOS
Another nope
Hint: oldest distribution, still actively maintained
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>>76479486
>slackfag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
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>>76479494
finally
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>>76479510
can't you just compile freetype 2.7? save your eyes man that's horrific
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truthbomb: holy grail is the only good thing monty python did
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ2dtdjYi00
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>>76479549
life of brian was better than holy grail
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>>76479583
life of brian had three good scenes
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was 191, dare I say it, par?
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>>76479583
no it wasnt.
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find Faulty Towers hilarious but don't like Monty Python ama
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https://youtu.be/eyVX3uJpqxc?t=1m39s
cricket reference
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Why did the commentators call this wicket a road?
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>>76479656
hindi commentators were calling it dry.
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>>76479736
>>76479656
earlier they had a drone analysis of the wicket which showed it had dried out since the previous two matches played at the oval
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Who's gonna cry today l@ds?
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surely this is the end of de villiers
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>it's a kohli trying to bat in england episode
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>>76479761
me, due to crippling loneliness
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>>76479800
>it's a kohli trying to bat episode
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>>76479816
https://www.fb.com/TheGreenfieldPost/videos/1866191603664405/

only one of these I liked
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>>76479816
looks oddly similar
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>>76479892
funnily enough Smith did the exact same thing in the last tour of India
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>>76479816
>>76479892

Bowled on a leave is my favourite mode of dismissal after hit wicket desu
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>>76479892
Jones was ELITE
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>>76479444
never trusting dubs
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Why is it so easy to hate Kohli? Something about him...
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https://youtu.be/p85paVcohj8?t=36s
Don't think I'll ever get tired of this
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>>76479930
hit wicket is the undisputed goat though

special mention to collided with own stumps
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>>76479972
He's young and has achieved more than anything we ever will.
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i think a gf would be great lads
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WELL LADS I HATE CRICKET NOW
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8kxSEmP0A0
kino
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>>76480018
need one

I'm at a point in my life where I genuinely just want to get married and have kids Tbh lads
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kek

kohli is going to absolutely rekt next english summer
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>>76480018
Post """"her""'' benis
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>>76480090
looking shaky as fuck on a road kek
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>>76480063
same lad
>>76480094
she doesn't have one ,i was also disappointed
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>>76480018
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Tahir to get pissrat
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>>76479996
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>>76480094
stfu disguting bingo boy
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>>76480018
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>>76480046
look how happy PJH was lads
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>>76480144
nice

>you now remember brett lee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRgzwrv1w2k
what was meant by this exchange
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>>76480094
i think she might have one
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>>76480184
good for her because she's not getting mine with that face
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>>76480203
>not liking strong jaws
what are you gay ?
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>>76480162
I never forgot him
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>>76480215
like a good jaw but she's ugly
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>>76480162
who?
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>>76480247
nah mate
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>>76480258
That beak is pretty hard to look past
Also pretty sure she's hiding a bulge with that shirt
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>>76480184
>that face
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I'll always love brett lee for breaking shane warne's hand with a beamer in the bicentennial lord's match, preventing him from bowling at all
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>>76480280
>implying it's a bad thing
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>>76480288
she's not that bad looking, looks like Bailey J tbH
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>>76480344
>she
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>>76480344
What's wrong with you? (((she))) looks like a hijra.
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>>76480386
>>76480376
well maybe because I'm gay and i like unconventional faces
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>>76480344
one of the tranniest trannies to ever tranny
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>>76480344
there's definitely some Nepalese in there
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>>76480419
nope Rajasthani
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>>76480344
This >>76480018 was way better
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>>76480400
>I'm gay
8 inch?
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>>76480445
she's alright
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>>76480436
sauce?
Sure she lives in Rajasthan, what I meant was someone in her lineage dipped his momo in curry instead of mayonnaise
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>>76480497
missed the pic
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>>76480344
would desu
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>>76480519
what is that on her left arm?
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>>76480519
>mfw no gf and 427,000 years left in kali yuga
>why even live?
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indians can be cute as fuck but you know they're going to age terribly
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>>76480519
>583k followers
wot???
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Anyone watch E3
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>>76480615
nah

was #girlwood there?
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>>76480568
brown dont frown
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india eng final?
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>>76480600
>not being thirsty

>>76480615
never got the appeal of E3 desu
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>>76480619
That was her replacement
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>>76480615
E3 is always a huge pile of shit and I quite like video games
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>>76480512
dont think so mate
>>76480526
would let her dominate me
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Is anyone else still even watching this game? Understandable if not, because it's fucking shit.
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>>76480615
>>E-CELEBS
>>E-SPORTS
>>JESSE WELLENS' CHOKE

FUCK EA. THEY KILLED BURNOUT.
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>>76480647
name? post moar
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>>76480664
Kohli just played a beautiful drive.
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Posting some desi qts because the other guy is a faggot with terrible taste.
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>>76480638
what a shame
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>>76480615
I did. Only redeeming part of EA conference desu
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Letting blacks on South Africa's team was a mistake
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>>76480690
mate
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>>76480690
>tf
>tp
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>>76480677
@aishwaryachaudhary
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love morkel, he always bowls his heart out in these deadend situations
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fucking seth efrica
what a shit contest
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>>76480711
yeah albie needs a recall I reckonu
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>>76480628
>implying bagleldesh wouldn't cuck us
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GTFO YOU FUCKING PIMP

YOUR DAD WOULD BE REALLY PRUD OF YOU YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING BITCH WHORE OF A FUCKING FAGGOT


GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DEVIL


FUCK


OFFFFFFFFF
WITH THIS
WHORE PAJEETA POSTING
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>>76480725
>post slutty pictures online
>get mad and delete them when they get posted on 4chan
fucking whores man, what do they want?
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>>76480779
>seething
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>>76480779
t. Aishwarya Chaudhary
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>>76480794
that's a paki slut right ? what's story behind ?
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>>76480903
t h i c c
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What was her ATAR? How did she get into UniMelb?
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>it's again a ind vs Eng champions trophy final episode
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>>76480936
wow she's fat
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>>76480976
you mean thicc ?
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>>76480976
DELET THIS
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Kohli madarchod sirf khudki 50 ke liye khelta hai.
Ab tak risk le raha tha aur khud ki 50 as gai to clear 2 run me 1 hi Liya. Sala selfish player.
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>>76480988
nah like someone really needs to ship her off to somalia and solve their food problem
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when's pissrat getting out
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>>76481023
DELET THIS
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>>76480999
Wo Dhawan ko strike de rha 100 home ke liye
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>>76481080
KEK
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>>76481080
Ghanta. Sala Rohit Sharma 91 pe tha to uso out karvaye extra dauda ke. Abhi khud 4s mar raha hai.
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>>76481080
Phone posted detected.
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Seems like alot more poo has floated to the surface here as India looks to win.
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>>76481117
t. Gautam Gambhir
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>>76481117
Dhawan dilli ka launda hai.Isliye wo Kohli se setting lga lega
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>>76481161
what are you still doing here ?
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>>76481161
काले लाैडे
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>>76481161
Bhosadiwale gaand me goli marunga
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Chutiye ne century miss krdi
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>>76481117
rohit is an even more selfish player
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Ganguly chutiye ko koi samjhao wo 'Shekhar' nhi 'Shikhar' hai
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english lads
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>>76481224
top lel
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>>76481313
bong se kya prounciation karayega bhai
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>>76481277
Dono me se Aj tak Kohli ko hi zyada dekha hai aisa karte hue.
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>>76481313
Keked.

>>76481313
>>76481361
Pak har Gaya uske bad Pak ki channel me accha interview diya tha Ganguly ne, ke pehle domestic krikit thik karo tab main team sudhregi. "Aisa accha nai lagta ke Pak team weak ho jaye, game me maza nai hai." Lel
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>Sehwag making fun of Sachin
kek
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>>76481347
>That one guy starts Hindi and everyone begins talking in it.
It's contagious lad.

>>76481450
Seems like hindi commentary is better.
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>WAITING FOR MICROSOFT'S E3
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>>76481496
Are you ready for no games??
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>>76481496
>I bought an xbone
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>>76481507
Xclusive on NEWxBone.
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>>76481482
>no manjeraker
>based Sehwag
>Shastri is bearable
its way better , the only bad thing is Akash Chopra
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>>76481529
This.
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>>76481543
Should have subscribed to Hindi star sports. Too late now I already paid ₹60
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>>76481496
>>76481529

MUH teraflops and backwards compatibility, literally ZERO games. Feels good to be a Sonybro
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>>76481507
Xbox One and Windows 10 '''''''''''''Exclusive'''''''''''''
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>>76481347
[2]
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I don't really watch cricket but from watching this tournament I'm really impressed with India as a batting team (I've missed when Aus had to bat)

At a point I said they wouldn't win because they were too cautious, not really looking for 4s and 6s.

But they just progressively got more offensive, amazing to watch as a team.

I'd be interesting to see them play England in the final.
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>>76481697
R A R E
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>>76481697
do you worship curtly ambrose over there
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I worship curtly here

loved richie richardson too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7UOy5thUig

so fucking good
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When's Pissrat getting out
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think i'll buy a new phone lads
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>England plus the subcontinent

shan't be watching the rest of the trophy lads
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This HAS to be the end of de Villiers' career.
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>Bangladeshi panic intensifies
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>>76481864
bangladesh are going to win outright mate
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>>76481844
ab who?


at some point you really feel for the saffers though. and this time for Aus too.
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>>76481713
I'm the Saint Lucian poster that usually posts in /seriea/, /trans/, /epl/ and united threads.

Because of my shitty isp I have to use mobile hotspot to post and it sometimes shows me posting from saint vincent and antigua

We worship Durren Summy over here, btw (Beauséjour Cricket ground >> Darren Sammy cricket ground)
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off to bed lads accounting exam tomorrow
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>>76481697
englel have the best batting side
i think they will win if they show up
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>>76481896
based
when's the next tournament in the carribean? would be great desu
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>>76481920
mediocre bowling though. India's the same tbf, so it basically comes down to who bats the best

on paper, I thought Australia and South Africa were going to be the best sides since there's a good balance of bat and ball in both, but South Africa choked and Australia got RAINED and also choked
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congrats India. fuck up the english in the finals pls
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pakistan vs england
india vs bangladesh

kino pakistan vs india final
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>>76481901
Monash?
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>>76482016
^ upvoted.

Pakistan defeats india for the first time in a major world tournament.

kohli's home gets stoned, pakistan gets over confident and attacks kashmir,
nuclear showdown ensues.
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>>76482039
UWA
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>>76481932
kek, wrong person to ask, sadly.

I don't follow much events or tournaments here because they're largely boring/mediocre

If it's sports I like to go to the stadiums/courts by myself and enjoy it uninterrupted

Else I'm with someone I can actually discuss the event with, which is rare.
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>>76482053
mashallah brother
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>>76481932
give Stanford a ring and see if he's got anything in the pipeline mate
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>>76481970
quoteas are finished
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>Tomorrow's match is RAIN'D off
>SA qualifies

>>76482055
>le Go8 meme
Noice
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Apologies if this is a stupid question, I don't really follow cricket. I thought that Australia was supposed to be the undisputed GOAT at Cricket, that's what all the Australians on /sp/ keep telling me. If that is the case, why did they only finish third in their group?
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>>76482121
nope, both sl and pk will have 3 points and sl will go through on rr
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>>76482133
the ECB deliberately scheduled Australia to play in certain areas on certain days when they knew it was going to be raining
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>>76482121
Oh wait SL does
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>>76482133
>falling for Aus is good meme
its not the 90's anymore kiddo
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>>76482133
they got RAIN'D
and their middle order is shit too
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>>76482167
>australia were good in the 90s

had a good chuckle lads
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eaAT shit you fucking racist cuntssss
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>>76482167
>Who holds the World Cup now??
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>>76482133
dont listen to aussie posters, theyre biased as fuck and spout the biggest amount of crap ever

' a full strength NSW would win the world cup'
'starc is the greatest fast bowler of all time'
'brett lee was elite'
the so called 'golden generation' of a few years back that never materialized

etc
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>>76482133
The banglas ripped them mate
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>>76482260
>' a full strength NSW would win the world cup'
literally would have
the australian side is virtually a full strength NSW
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>>76482062
what's got you watching cricket then?
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'australia just make cricket look so easy' is a recent one i remember

>proceed to get btfo out of the tournament
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>>76482053
Suhanallah
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success breeds jealousy
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>>76482175
That's another question I have: does a match really just effectively end as a draw if it rains? It seems a bit unfair.
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>>76482416
WE
>>
rudi second related to everton weekes?
>>
world cups won by:
>Australia - 5
>India - 2
>West Indies - 2
>Sri Lanka - 1
>Pakistan - 1
>England - 0
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>>76482606
WUZ
>>
>>76482710
BEST TEAM AND SHIZZ
>>
>when the thread desperately needs a flush
>>
>>76481901
>cook is shit waaah
>god-mode harris was swinging+seaming it at just under 90mph with no bad balls ever
>>
>>76483121
>when you choke on poo
>>
this winters ashes will only be fum if australias perma injured pace attack is actually fit.

i ain't staying up all night to watch joe mennie and chris tremain
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New face filters on Instagram today. This is my favourite so far. Good job team.
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>>76482555
If there are enough overs played the d/l system comes into effect and hands the better team in the time played the victory

if not then yeah it's a draw, replays of cricket matches are not really practical
>>
Just watched the video of rashid lateef of Sehwag . The fucker is butthurt as fuck
>>
>>76483323
you mean the perma-injured pace attack that played every game in the champions trophy and got sent home after 3 games?
>>
>>76484155
>>76484155

yeah lad. guys like cummins, starc and pattinson are never injured.
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>>76478750
based fucking straffoLORD
>>
>>
>>76480018
Need name for /sci/ence.
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>>76481725
carl hooper is the god of gods
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pood
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I really hate the Proteas inability to perform under pressure
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>>76482338
I like sports and football's competitive season is essentially over.
>>76482083
Did nun wrong.

On a serious note, Stanford 20/20 felt based.

We miss competitions like that, and the ICC T20 we (St. Lucia) hosted a while back.

Now it's all shit. Today we had Afghanistan v. A shit W.I. team.
>>
nice proxy cunt
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Is there a more redpilled cricketer than Chris Gayle?
>>
>>76493932
Yeah I hear you mate. I always enjoyed watching Caribbean series as a kid when people actually went to games there. The crowds always were great and the West Indies weren't quite dogshit then. It's a shame what's happened to cricket there. I hoped >you lads winning the U 19s World Cup and the T20 World Cup was a sign of better things, but it's all still a bit grim.
>>
Bit sad I was to young to appreciate the GOAT 1995 series
>>
Is Hope elite?
>>
De Shitters needs to give up. He's so obviously past it
>>
Fuck this, I give up on hockey, I'm gonna watch cricket now
>>
>>76502388
hows Russia, daniel?
>>
>>76502388
Thanks for considering watching are sport

Make sure you don't support India
>>
>>76502388
Support Malaysia please, we're the underdogs of this sport.
>>
Ok I decided. I'm going to Melbourne.
>>
>>76503338
What's the best player on your team?
>>
>>76503435
Holiday or to live
>>
>>76503450
That's easy, >we only have one good player

Kane Williamson
>>
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>>76503450
the masked man
>>
>>76503475
live

how's the weather?
>>
>>76503668
four seasons in a day is how the meme goes
>>
Wrote this out to help get big strong foreigners to watch are sport, thoughts?

Feel free to add shit I just rushed it

HOW TO PICK A /CRIC/ TEAM TO FOLLOW:

England
>lots of allrounders (players who both bat and bowl)
>prioritize aggressive play needlessly, with the exception of their test openers
>their team is objectively stacked with handsome men no homo
Support if: you like comfy commentary, you don’t want to pick the most successful team but also want to pick a big team

Australia
>historically dominant
>everyone else enjoys it when they lose
>are going through a rebuilding phase in which half of their team is trash but they still have a few elite as fuck players who keep them up the top
Support if: you’re a Man U fan

India
>really good when playing at home
>weak as piss outside of their heat bubble
Support if: you’re indian

South Africa
>should be the best team but keep losing their players because they have racist selection policies
>never win tournaments because they keep choking
>have a couple of the most exciting young players
Support if: you like winning, but not when it really matters

New Zealand
>have one elite player and a bunch of shitters
>this is literally their best ever team and is still trash
Support if: you like feeling as if you’re almost on the verge of something good but never really reach it

Pakistan
>filled with old men and criminals
>bad at fielding
>memes
Support if: you’re a masochist

Bangladesh
>plucky underdogs
>have been shit for years but have a couple of decent players and are consistently on the way up
>really really really annoying fanbase
Support if: you like teams that aren’t good yet but will be someday

West Indies
>historical greats
>the entire region stopped caring 15 or so years ago because of football
>suck now
Support if: you like feeling sad

Sri Lanka
>somehow managed to be good-ish for 15 years on the back of 3-4 legendary players
>are a bit shit now
>probably won’t be good again
Support if: don’t
>>
>>76503755
autism
>>
>>76503755
PART 2

Zimbabwe
>wait, Zimbabwe still exist?
Support if: don’t.

Afghanistan
>the meme of the future
>have an 18 year old who’s actually 35 and is elite
>have a fat man who hits lots of sixes
>memes
Support if: you like meme teams

Other teams:
don't bother
>>
just fuck off daniel
>>
>>76503687
just like sao paulo, good
>>76503755
i dont understand
>>
>>76503771
>not writing out the summary of at least the top 25 teams
>>
>>76504092
Daniel doesn't know enough about cricket for that
>>
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>>76478750
>[File deleted]
it's LITERALLY about a sportsman you retarded janitor fucks
>>
can't wait for the new janitors to ruin /cric/ for the next three months
>>
>Wales
>Rather cloudy at first, with a few showers around, but becoming dry with sunny spells. After a breezy start, winds will gradually ease later, making it feel pleasant in the sunshine.
>>
>>76504798
what a whiteknight beta faggot cuck
>>
Hi what time's the cricket thanks.
>>
>>76504955
11:30
>>
tempted to make a new thread so we can have an OP image
>>
>>76504964
Your time or my time or local time
>>
>>76505061
cest
>>
>you now remember the jannies one month sperg at au/sp/ and /cric/ towards the end of last year
>>
>>76505112
happened just after the new batch of jannies came in if I remember correctly

hope that isn't going to happen again
>>
i hope all cric threads gets banned from now on, its a silly sport anyway.
>>
>>76505490
agree
>>
really have no time for cricket
don't like it don't care
in fact no one cares, cricket is like the eighth biggest sport here
>>
>>76505112
That was so based.
Was an extremely comfy feeling waking up to 20 odd threads with Holly or Ellyse as OP.

>>76503668
The City is fantastic
>>
Can't understand the Pakistani captain
>>
amir show
>>
> Sarfraz calls tails. Tails it is. Pakistan opt to bowl
kek
>>
Tipping Sri Lanka
>>
Tipping Pakistan
>>
>>76503755
Do us next senpai
>>
>>76503755
>Sri Lanka
>>probably won’t be good again
why? cricket is still alive and well in sri lanka
>>
>>76505643
Daniel's stupid
>>
Scenarios to better Ind's NRR and face B'desh in SF:
SL score 300 & win by 294 runs
SL score 350 & win by 293 runs
>>
>>76505666
if it was any other team than pakistan I wouldnt give them a chance
>>
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>sri lankan anthem
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp59065PX2Y
kek wtf is this
>>
>>76505112
All me 3bh.
>>
adore cricket
>>
Gonna be a shit thread desu, no srilankans here and only 1-2 pakis
>>
>>76505730
there's one or two sri lankans that post occasionally
>>
>>76505112
That was a dark November desu
>>
>>76505730
you can imply I'm a paki because of my flag if you like
>>
>>76505730
where are you from mate
>>
Is Dickwella Patabendige Dilantha Niroshan Dickwella, dare I say it, elite?
>>
>>76505761
He's arguably the greatest sportsman of all time.
>>
>>76505768
What about Narangoda Liyanaarachchilage Thisara Chirantha Perera
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpB3bAGrI0
obligatory when discussing sri lankan names
>>
thought pakistan were meant to be good at bowling lads
>>
>>76505112
Based fucking nanies
>>
>>76505666
Kek Sri Lanka are going for the target lads
>>
more like goonathilaka
>>
Kusal Mendis will be elite in five years
>>
s h o t
>>
Love Kusal
>>
>>76505737
all me lad.
>>
>>76505856
>>76505909
he's shit
>>
>>76505919
went to sri lanka a few years back
too hot and too many stray dogs but otherwise nice I like it
>>
>>76505926
he's a gun mate
>>
I reckon I'm going to make the next thread have an identical OP to this one
That would really stick it to the janny
>>
>>76505928
Its the humidity. Weather is shit from January to April. Otherwise its OK if you live near the beach. Stray dogs are all around because we don't kill them and we don't have a program to contain them either.
>>
>>76505985
is that because of buddhism?
>>
>>76505999
Yeah. In cities sometimes they inject the dogs to stop breeding though.
>>
>>76506019
I didn't mind the dogs but when we stayed in kandy there were gangs of monkeys hanging around outside the hotel and it made me feel uncomfortable
>>
>>76506037
hear about that a lot from commentators in Sri Lanka
>>
>>76506037
Agree. Monkeys are fucking cunts. There was one test match delayed in Kandy because of monkeys if I recall right lol.
>>
>>76506048
not the first time lanka had a problem with monkeys either
>>
Yes

I was in my tenth standard then. I was a shy, gullible guy low on self confidence. People made fun of me over my shy nature all the time during high school. I was the butt of many jokes and didn't socialise much.

The school organised a trip to Kolhapur. It was morning and we had boarded the bus to go out for sight seeing. I sat in the second last row with two other guys in the middle seat.

A girl from the other section was sitting right behind me. She seemed to be too busy playing a game on her phone when I saw her. A while after our journey started I felt her toes on my butt. It seemed to others as if she had kept her feet against the back of the seat in front of her, but she had them inserted in the small gap between the back support and the seat.

At first I jolted and moved my ass forward. I didn't think much assuming it to be a mistake. But then she did it again, this time moving her toes. She clearly knew what she was doing. I turned back to tell her to remove her feet. She was pretending to be busy in her game. Her friends were also around her. I got scared, I was afraid that nobody was gonna support me. I sat again without saying a word. This gave her more confidence and she started doing it even more. Finally I asked the guy beside me to exchange seats. He obliged. While switching seats I saw her removing her feet and sitting properly. This guy was known for his boldness and right-in-your face attitude. She knew she would be in trouble had she done it with him.
>>
I didn't think much over it then but later it made me think a lot. It made me realise how the world preys on the weak. I became misanthropic for a short period of time and fantisised mass murdering people to cleanse the world. I still remember how I cried all alone listening to ‘Beautiful' by Eminem. I changed my attitude, studied hard and topped the tenth board exams. Life has been relatively sweet since then. I am studying in one of the best technical institutes of India now.

I owe my life to Eminem. I was down and cursing myself. I didn't feel comfortable sharing this with anyone (in fact this is the first time I am opening up). Eminem's songs were the only things which told me that I am beautiful and am capable of doing anything.

I wish people were sensitive enough with young boys.
>>
>>76506093
>>76506098
which one of daniel's reddit accounts is this from
>>
>>76506093
>>76506098
love elliot rogers
>>
just got back from dinner what happened to sri lanka
>>
ngl the say my name threads with herath was one of the best memes /cric/ has had in ages
>>
hi lads
talk to you today lads
>>
>>76506135
t. daniel
>>
forgot how much I hated Daniel and his drivel till this thread
>>
>>76506093
>>76506098
>people like this exist
universe was a mistake
>>
who the fuck is Faheem Ashraf
>>
>>76506267
scored a quick 50 vs banga in the warm up matches
>>
>>76506272
why's he bowling
>>
>>76506274
he's an allrounder
>>
>>76506291
he's dogshit
>>
>>76506299
c'mon lad fo easy on him it's his debut today
>>
angelo
>>
did someone figure out what stokes' joke was about?
>>
>>76506078
Kek.Based Hanuman
>>
Pakistan have lost this already, there's no way they're winning today.

Shit team, shit country.

See you Indians in the semi final
>>
>>76506386
>Implying SL will win this by 294 runs
>>
>>76506403
you think pakis have a chance?

youre retarded
>>
Rude
>>
>>76506078
>indian army consisted of monkeys and they literally chimped out with their tails burning

KEK

k e k

K e K
>>
fuck man Amir needed that
>>
mah DICKWELLA
>>
>DA SHITTA
>>
danger man in
>>
you guys ever get in the mood to shitpost after >your team pulls through but you hesitate bc you think itll jinx it
>>
mah DICKNOTWELLA
>>
amir show
>>
COLLAPSE
>>
>>76506437
I'm curious.How is Ravana described as in the folklores of your Country?
>>
is amir elite?
>>
I've noticed Pakistan have a tendency to pull a reverse South Africa in knockout games

They almost got Australia out last world cup quarter final
>>
Over
>>
>>76506552
seriously? pak could crumble chasing literally any total
>>
>wenger out banner
kek
>>
>>76506555
this, pakis ARE SHIT

DIRTY PAKI BASTARDS YOURE SHIT, YOU ARE THE SHIT OF INDIA YOU ARE THE SHIT OF THE WORLD, IN INDIA WE CALL STREETS PAKISTAN THATS WHY THEY SHIT ON THEM FUCK YOU PAKIS SMALL DICK PEDOPHILE GAYBOYS
>>
>>76506576
lmfao
>>
>>76506524
gentleman and a scholar, same as ours
>>
>>76506576
seething
>>
>>76506574
was it being held by a non-white for double memes?
>>
>>76506585
>>76506594
fuck off whitey you wait till a paki rapes your sister or something, then you will see how animals they are
>>
What happened to the fuckin broadcast
>>
>>76506078
kek
Really underrated
>>
stopped paying attention after matthews fell, what the fuck is sri lanka doing
>>
pakis in livestream chats are too retarded to follow the game, they see a replay and think its a live wicket
>>
>tfw the pakis playing against someone and the only posters are butthurt indians with english proxies
>tfw I have no face
>>
Imad
>>
>>76506645
badding gollabse :D
>>
>>76506618
t. Someone whose mum was gangbanged at an iftar party.
>>
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Who here /free money/ ?
>>
>>76506696
Fuck of Daniel
>>
>>76506700
>implying tranyiel has enough dosh to stake more than single digits
>>
>>76506696
betting on a pakistani game is risky mate
>>
the world needs a midget brown fast bowler like hasan ali
>>
>>76506708
Thats why I exited early
>>
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>>76506708
not when you're the one that fixed it
>>
someone give me a fye stream bruh
>>
who would win between a full strength world under 6ft xi and a full strength world over 6ft xi?
>>
>>76506755
thats basically best of asia vs the world
>>
>>76506755
>root is the only tall batsman
>>
>>76506761
well no cause root, smith and williamson are all under 6ft

over 6ft would have a better fast bowling attack but their batting line-up wouldnt be all that, amla, matthews, cook, handscomb ??
>>
>>76506808
root is 183, that's bang on 6' isn't it?
>>
ah shit joe root is 6ft that helps things
>>
you just assume root is short because of babyface
>>
>>76506866
same with Hazlewood, but he's huge
>>
>>76506755
Over 6ft is struggling with keepers, the tallest I can find is nevill for aus and he's 5'11, bairstow and de kock are 5'8 and Buttler is 5'10
>under
Hameed
Williamson
Smith
De Villiers
kohli
Bairstow
De kock (wk)
Yasir shah
steyn
Wood
Ryan Harris (cheating slightly)
>over
Cook
Renshaw
Amla
Root
Handscome
Stokes
?(wk)
Woakes
Ashwin
Hazelwood/Cummins
Rabada
>>
>>76506975


>+6'
Renshaw
Cook
Amla
Root*
Stokes
S Marsh
Ashwin
Andre Fletcher+ (seriously the best i could think of)
Starc
Broad
Hazlewood

> <6'
Warner
Rahul
Williamson
Smith*
Queerat
Bitchstow
de Kock+
Yasir
Steyn
Shami
The Fizz Ltd.
>>
who the fuck has batsman heights memorised lmao
>>
>>76507001
actual cricket fans
>>
>>76507001
who doesn't.
fucking casuals
>>
>>76506975
>hameed
wut
and get trent boult and philander in the bowling

and angelo matthews in for one of the two aussies in the over. dunno about wicketkeeper either, just anyone i guess. dunno would win really
>>
>>76506990
>starc/broad over rabada
>the fizz over trent boult
>>
>tfw no bumble commentary
>tfw no danny morris commentary
>tfw no wasim akram commentary
>tfw no ian healy commentary
why even live
>>
>>76507035
Boult is like 6'3 you idiot
>>
>>76507042
>>tfw no ian healy commentary
>>
>>76507045
hes listed as 5' 11''
>>
>>76507042
>>tfw no ian healy commentary
>>
>>76507062
>three Muslim countries in the semis
Allah is great
>>
>>76507058
>>76507062
meant ian chappel, apologies friends i haent slept all night
>>
>>76507086
>meant ian chappel
>>
>>76507082
I think you mean four Muslim countries in the semis

>India has more Muslims than any of the others
loving every laugh
>>
>>76507045
>yOU
>>
a full stength under 5' 10'' would stomp a full strength over 6' 2''
>>
>>76507154
manlets truly are the master race
>>
I have anxiety and the biggest way it manifests is by picking my skin, especially my fingertips. Having a fidget spinner gives my hands something else to do besides pick at my fingers until they bleed.
>>
>>76507227
autism
>>
>almost getting run out in the second over
>>
>>76507093
check that fact again kiddo
>>
>>76507212
thinkabout idk you could maybe scrape something together with compton, cook, pietersen and some west indian meme hitters, while their bowling would be vastly superior.
>>
>de kock is only 1.72
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
is fakhar elite
>>
>>76507280
he's part african manlet
>>
Reminder that There is a sex tape of Jayasurya leaked online if you want to get your rocks off
>>
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a full strength chad xi vs full strength incel xi

cook
stephen cook
root
du plesis
bairstow
shahid afridi
buttler
woakes
broad
anderson
o keefe

warner
keaton jennings
kohli
smith
adnan akmal (w)
mitchell marsh
hazlewood
starc
lyon
sharma
>>
+ a sri lankan in the incels
>>
>>76507389
not sure which one is the chad xi and which one isn't
>>
also every tour of england the Australian team play golf in two sides which are split up according to who is a chad and who isn't
>>
>>76507415
kek source?
>>
>>76507407
t. mrs lyon
>>
>>76507436
waugh's tour diaries plus a few other things I can't remember
>>
>>76507257
who knows what our real population is desu, and that fact is going to be true in another 10 years for sure
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4593484/Pakistan-sentences-man-death-blasphemy-Facebook.html

religion of peace
>>
>>76507688
more like pieces amirite?
>>
hello i'm american and wtf is this
>>
gollapse when
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EQIiabJvk

elite
>>
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another exam (property law) tomorrow lads
off to bed lads
wish me luck lads
>>
I matched with this gujarati girl on tinder, how do I get into bed with her? I want her to have my white babies and I know she wants them
>>
is fucker elite?
>>
>>76507838
pics
>>
Azhar Ali is playing for the team
>>
Babar should have played more defensively like Ali, now his average is going to drop
>>
would like a willy deep in my bum
>>
>>76507964
fly over?
>>
>>76507964
David A. Wiley is Chief Academic Officer of Lumen Learning, Education Fellow at Creative Commons m8
>>
over
>>
poor batting again, don't go for runs just eat up balls
>>
>>76507838
Tell her this joke.
"if FAF du plessis was a Gujrati he'd be fafda du plessis"
>>
hate kohli and love kumble
>>
>>76507688
>counter terrorism court
lmao
>>
>>76508115
>terrorise someone who insulted a terrorist
>>
vintage azhar ali knock that, was an honour to witness
>>
jesus christ Pakistan
>>
>>76508176
stuck in deep for the team
>>
just put 400£ on the pakis
>>
>>76508286
when's the no ball coming mate
>>
this is, dare i say it, SL's game to lose
>>
>>76508286
t .sanath jayasuriya
>>
Imagine Salman 'BUTT' & 'FUCKER' Azam opening for Pakistan
>>
watching reallifecam and this guy with with a bigger side of average penis is fucking his partner and she just looks bored as fuck
>>
great thread ya got here, asia
>>
>>76508369
salman did nothing wrongg
>>
>>76508428
Do the 4 qt grills still live together??
>>
>>76508428
As an intellectual, I only watch solo korean girl webcam shows
>>
he just came
she'll be seeing tyrone later
>>
Hope the Pakis who flew over for the tournament don't decide to stay.
>>
>>76508496
[2]
>>
>>76508525
>>76508525
>>76508525
>>76508525
>>76508525
"NEW" THREAD
>>
>4 posts early

Looks like an American has to come bail you out, again.
>>
YANKEE
>>
DOODLE
>>
DANDY
>>
501 for associates
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