>he rikes soccah
>90 minutes of nobody scoring
>most goals are just fags deflecting it in off their heads 2 feet from the net
>get taken off on a stretcher if you get breathed on
Soccer isn't a sport
MUH KITS
MUH LEAGUES
MUH CONTRIVED FOOTY LAD LOOK
>taking away the skill of using your hands for anything
Soccer is bog average compared to Australian football