/mlb/ general - CHOO CHOO edition

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Regal's

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>>76474156
Rockies

Are we just going to skim over the fact that Aaron Judge has set the statcast record for fastest home run ever recorded TWICE this year?

>>76474215
meme player

>>76474215
Manfred's shooting this boy up with rhinoceros testosterone though

Inb4 'In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".' guy

In after a lifelong Astros fan

>>76474359
kek

Smoak

I'm going to name a few players, and I want you to say the first thing that comes to your mind for each player
>Clayton Kershaw
>Aaron Judge
>Gary Sanchez
>Bryce Harper
>Mike Trout
>Madison Bumgarner
>Buster Posey
>Jose Altuve
>Kyle Seager
>Brian McCann
>Jose Bautista
>Josh Donaldson
>Billy Hamilton

Oh so Storen is still around

>>76474558
Choke
Dingers
John Sterling
Hair
GOAT
cow
*draws a blank*
manlet
irrelevant
*draws a blank*
batflip

>>76474558
notgreinke
kek yankee stadiums 200 foot homerun walls
who
kek
los angeles the angels of anaheim angels the anaheim the angels california
redneck
babby
who
younger brother is already better
who
who
who
rip dee gordon

>>76474586
Woops, forgot the last 2, oh well

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Say something nice about them.

>>76474215
Are we just going to skim over the fact that Justin Smoak is only one dinger behind him and will lead the majors once Judge's immaculate, juicy male body either breaks down, gets popped for roids or becomes my full time pool boy?

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*falls short of the hall of fame*

I think he should get in, but he won't get in for a couple of reasons. Cap this

>>76474558
>playoff chocking
>stupid meme section
>who lol
>he's pretty mad lol
>baby face
>hick
>my feet hurt
>isn't this the manlet
>overrated piece of shit
>mcdonalds can?
>bat flip
>that fucking blue jays announcer saying his name with his raspy voice
>who

>>76474612
Historically the best franchise in the history of baseball. As much as I don't like them I still respect them

Why can't the Rockies and DBacks fuck off already. No one wants to watch their teams in the playoffs

>>76474623
Have the Reds even made the playoffs in the 45 years he's been there?

>>76474636
The made the playoffs in 2012 when the jints >2-0'd them and a couple of other times in the early 10's. He's been there for like 10 years btw

>>76474558
>>Clayton Kershaw
Humble
>>Aaron Judge
Arnold swazernegger
>>Gary Sanchez
Fat
>>Bryce Harper
Lion
>>Mike Trout
Wasted
>>Madison Bumgarner
Crybaby
>>Buster Posey
Pussy
>>Jose Altuve
Happy smile
>>Kyle Seager
Ugly Corey
>>Brian McCan
Bigot
>>Jose Bautista
Flip
>>Josh Donaldson
Jash
>>Billy Hamilton
Chipmunk

WE LOVE IT

FUCK YOU REDS

Goddamn I hate the Dodgers. Fuck the Reds too, you worthless shits.

Kinda fucked what they did to Utley but good win

>>76474558
Multiple Entries
Big Guy
Stupid Arm Tattoo
Hair
Neck
Clutch
Dangerous
So tiny
Seattle
Bald
Steroids
Oakland
Fast

>>76474634
Hello Rockies Fan you won't be kissed

>>76474558
>Peyton Manning
>Frankenstein monster
>Who?
>angry male model
>Phillies
>XciteBike
>Tv commercials
>Kawaii desu
>Mariners
>No fun allowed
>Meme beard
>Trustworthy
>SANIC

>>76474752
Heyyy lol what's up

>>76474634
why not?
They are some of the more entertaining teams this season, especially the Rockies.

Good pitching, outstanding hitting(lately), good team defense.
Don't see why a neutral fan would have a problem watching that.

Probably just a bootyblasted Californian.

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>>76474337
MARINERS!
Wheres my buddy Marinyas?

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>>76474632
>chocking

>>76474558

Literally who?

Never heard of any of those players, how does this shit "sport"exist?

Where is Biggio and Bagwell?

Not good enough for ya cuck? Ill have you know Biggio is a Hall of Fame second baseman and catcher.

@ShiDavidi

>No SB for Jose Bautista in top of the inning. It's now being scored a FC.


gay

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>mfw this graph of the number of games it took this team to get 40 wins in a season since we've existed

>>76474847
>actually replying to the falseflag
Hello new friend. That is Rockies Fan pretending to be a Dodger fan. You fell for it.

Baseball is cool

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>>76475065
R-really?
You don't think it's too slow?

>>76475080
No way well... now that you mention it .... maybe we could make it TWO strikes you're out at the old ball game..... ?

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>>76475085
That's the best idea I've heard in years! I'll make it happen, I'm sure everyone will love it.

>>76474558
pretty damn good
noob
who
punk kid who can hit sometimes
all the stat geeks call him goat but his team sucks dick
nolan ryan of our time
pretty cool dude
i guess he hit the ball hard
heard the name, but dont know who he is
sold out atlanta for bankees, now he's in houston, i liked his beard
got punched by odor like a bitch
went to auburn, fuck him
fucking fast as hell (resd fag here)

>>76474558
Good players some have yet to prove themselves for a length of time but yeah
Nobody read anyone else's reply to this except for mine

>>76474612
im glad they're good again. it just feels wrong when they suck

>>76474623
>>76474636
>>76474665
they've made it three times if you count the WC game in '13.
one of the best eyes at the plate.
he has drawn a lot of criticism for taking a lot of walks and not being more aggressive at the plate.
he's a lifetime .300 hitter, so if that's your benchmark, he's in.

>>76474634
>implying anyone wants to watch the doyers in the playoffs
kek

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>>76474634
>Wanting to watch los doyers choke hard af

>both LA teams are among the least likeable in their leagues
Explain this mlb

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>>76474848
In 2nd place in the AL West! (It sounds better that way)
Also it's been a busy week
...
MARINYAS!

Remember that time shitty teams like the Royals and Rangers still had loyal fans here? LMFAO me neither they all fucked off months ago because their "fans" are as shit as their teams

justin smoak will be leading the league in dingers come the all star break, cap this post

>>76475294
Hurt durr got em XD

Fucking kill yourself retard

>>76475144
I agree that he should make it...
...but he won't

I don't make the rules kiddo

>>76475286
all talk, no walk.
their payrolls are bankees-esque but the last time either of them won a world series (15 years ago), the angels needed dusty baker in the opposing dugout AND a literal rally monkey meme to win.

>>76475294
>team gets bad
>people have nothing to shitpost about so they leave
It's the circle of life/.

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/los-ángeles/

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>June 11th
>Miguel Cabrera
>.263/.369/.406/.775
>5 HR

>>76475340
>yfw he's signed for another 6 years after this year

He's going to be shit and have an awful contract for years to come.

>>76475360
Good thing being the greatest RHH to ever live makes up for it.

>>76475381
He could be, but it's debatable. Really depends on how he finishes his career

>>76475381
Very true

He most likely will be at .320 by July

>>76474558
multiple entries
big guy
sanchino
where's my ring
the the angels angels
bumshit
buster pussy
manlet
other seager
muh unwritten rules
bat flip
can't trust him
steals

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>June 11th
>Alex Gordon
>.172/.287/.222
>1 HR

>>76475437
>first word
>writes sentences

>>76475516
>first thing

>>76475291
MARINYAS!

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>>76474183

>>76475310
I will never cap a canadia post

>>76475571
What's wrong with Canada fucker

>>76475571
wow

Canada's more of a protectorate than any state -- these motherfuckers are completely beholden to us and don't even get to vote in elections
It's like Puerto Rico but worse. Let them have their little bandwagon baseball and their funny named dollar coins
"You see it's a toonie because the DOLLAR is called a loonie and this one's two of those"

Just picking on the little guy at this point

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*strikes you out*

>>76475458
He legit gives no fucks. He is retiring after this contract is done.

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>>76475599
you got something against toonies motherfucker

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>>76475599
>non-ironically have dog fucking legalized, let alone ever up to be voted on

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>>76475340
>Autodraft picks him second
>can't dump him no matter how mediocre he gets

Bryant hasn't been helping either

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>>76475560
2nd place! Just 1 place behind 1st place!

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>>76475604
*scores 11 runs in one inning on you*

>>76475627
That's the thing, it doesn't look like he's just going through the motions. Jorge Soler is going through the motions. He's a bust 100% and if it weren't for injury questions Wade Davis would have gotten a much better return
No. He gives a shit, or at least plays the role. He's just bad now and it hurts

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>>76475686
*chooses the stegosaurus over the triceratops as the best dinosaur*

* = my prediction on who's gonna win
! = positive prediction

>Marlins* @ Pirates ! 4:05 PM Straily, Dan (4-4) Williams, Trevor (3-3)
>Twins* @ Giants ! 4:05 PM Berrios, Jose (4-1) Samardzija, Jeff (2-7)
>Royals* @ Padres 4:10 PM Kennedy, Ian (0-6) Diaz, Miguel (1-1)
>Angels @ Astros* 4:10 PM Nolasco, Ricky (2-6) Fiers, Mike (3-2)
>Orioles @ Yankees* ! 7:15 PM Tillman, Chris (1-3) Severino, Luis (4-2)
>White Sox @ Indians* ! 7:15 PM Holmberg, David (0-0) Tomlin, Josh (3-7)
>Tigers @ Red Sox* ! 7:15 PM Verlander, Justin (4-4) Sale, Chris (7-2)
>Reds @ Dodgers* ! 10:10 PM Wojciechowski, Asher (1-0) Wood, Alex (6-0)
>Brewers* @ D-backs ! 10:10 PM Guerra, Junior (1-0) Godley, Zack (1-1)
>Blue Jays @ Mariners* ! 10:10 PM Stroman, Marcus (6-2) Miranda, Ariel (6-2)

I really hope you trusted me

>>76475999
>6/10
you barely passed

>>76476084
That's 8/10 you fucking idiot

>>76475999
6/9 lmao

>>76476084
>>76476104
>American education

>>76475999

>6/8

Just quit

>>76475999
4/20 wow euros believe this

Nothing better on a Sunday morning than arguing with a Somalian about fractions on a Venezuelan EtchaSketch e-Magazine

>>76476084
>>76476104
>>76476117
>>76476182
YOU SHOULD'VE TRUSTED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE

>>76476207
Newfags think this meme is still clever

Now where's the Texan who has supposed to give me a blowjob if I got over 80% correct?

We want bonds

>>76475999
jays won you fucking animal

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The Royals Boy

>>76476600
Yeah I fucked up, I still got 8/10 right

This is the actual list:

Marlins* @ Pirates 4:05 PM Straily, Dan (4-4) Williams, Trevor (3-3)
Twins* @ Giants ! 4:05 PM Berrios, Jose (4-1) Samardzija, Jeff (2-7)
Royals* @ Padres ! 4:10 PM Kennedy, Ian (0-6) Diaz, Miguel (1-1)
Angels @ Astros* ! 4:10 PM Nolasco, Ricky (2-6) Fiers, Mike (3-2)
Orioles @ Yankees* ! 7:15 PM Tillman, Chris (1-3) Severino, Luis (4-2)
White Sox @ Indians* 7:15 PM Holmberg, David (0-0) Tomlin, Josh (3-7)
Tigers @ Red Sox* ! 7:15 PM Verlander, Justin (4-4) Sale, Chris (7-2)
Reds @ Dodgers* ! 10:10 PM Wojciechowski, Asher (1-0) Wood, Alex (6-0)
Brewers* @ D-backs ! 10:10 PM Guerra, Junior (1-0) Godley, Zack (1-1)
Blue Jays @ Mariners* 10:10 PM Stroman, Marcus (6-2) Miranda, Ariel (6-2)

* = what I predicted
! = correct prediction

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXYRnyIx03M

>>76475721
Isn't having a profound knowledge on something like dinosaurs a sign of autism

>>76476666
7/10
>swedish education

>>76478338
>dinosaurs
or baseball

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>>76475286
>BEAT LA OR BE LA

Everyone wishes they could be us

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cant wait for more judge dingers in a few hours

>>76475655
Bryant is doing well this season what are you going on about

>>76478633
She's just parroting memes to fit in
You know femanons

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>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my feet hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

>>76478950
This looks like Age of Empires 2
Vidseo Games are cool and fun

Muh Colorado Rockies. I tried so hard to be a good fan for 24 years but god damn, they sucked. I just stopped caring after 2009, it's really nice to like baseball again and see good pitching outside of Ubaldo Jimenez and like, Huston Street.

Rocktober or choke?

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>>76475033
>Not labeling your axes

Fellow Rockies fan too, this almost doesn't feel real

>it's June 11th and Ichiro has 15 hits

carry on shitposting about your team as you like, but remember that these are The Last Days of the Samurai

>>76481168
jesus rip

Is there any good site where you can bet in Bitcoins?

>>76481168
bout fucking time, hes been secretly garbage for the better part of a decade

should have retired instead of accumulating numbers

>>76474337
Damn.

HANIGER
A
N
I
G
E
R

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*blocks your path*

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>>76482982
Sir, I'm staying back here.

>>76483048
Is the awoo canon?

>>76483230
awoo is /pol/ cancer

>>76476666
looks like 6/10
pirates, white sox, dbacks, blue jays all won

>>76476101
>>76476117
>>76476369

there are 10 predictions
1. wrong
2. right
3. right
4. right
5. right
6. wrong
7. right
8. right
9. wrong
10. wrong

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>The Washington Nationals' bullpen saga took an unexpected turn Saturday when closer Koda Glover, after blowing a save in the ninth inning, admitted that he suffered a back injury while showering before the game.

>Glover told reporters that he experienced back discomfort throughout the game but still attempted to close out the ninth inning because he had not pitched in the last three days. He did not tell manager Dusty Baker or the training staff about the injury until after the game.

A well thrown lefty curveball is the sexiest pitch

debate me

>>76483928
88 mph fastball

>>76483966
wrong

>>76483928
A Knuckleball from a submarine delivery

>>76484052

doesnt exist

>>76483997
>>76484109
>"debate me"
>"ur wrong"

Thanks for helping to make /mlb/ a better place

>>76483997
>He thinks Kershaw is more enjoyable to watch than Maddux

Orange
Ducks

mest-barves
>>76484174
>>76484174
>>76484174

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>>76484126
I miss maddux, unfortunately I was just a little shit when he was actually still good. I remember him shutting the dodgers out in a game about ~10 years ago. Pat hughes had a raging stiffy about getting out in under 2 hrs

Yankees fans are mean-spirited, with shitty memes, shitty girlposting, and are faggots for making fun of a struggling team. I reported them, and it was long over due. I hope every other fanbase follows suite whenever they play the Yankees. They are a cancer that needs to be eradicated.

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Tell me why I'm wrong

>>76484236
fuck me hes been out of the league for nearly ten years. that must have been closer to 15 years ago

I miss Craig Biggio when he played for the NL Astros

>>76485304
I liked him better in the Astrodome

>>76485330
Craig Biggio in the Astrodome? Put that man in the Hall of Fame

>>76484648
cubes fan detected

>>76485304

I liked him better as an infielder

>tfw based Fiers isn't starting

fuck

>>76485501
Should I even make a thread?

I know the Angles don't have as many lifelong fans around here as we do

>>76485501
Should have called up one of the many pristine diamond big league starting pitchers you've got lingering in the minors

>why is our manager starting these minor leaguers?
as read from astros posting in July 2017

cubs rocks

>>76485625

>>76485625

>>76485625

>>76485559

They are all called up already...............................................................................................................

>>76485558

maybe, we can wreck this thread though


>>76485618

this

maybe we can pitch 5 minor leaguers today

>>76485652
lol go titansd or whatever
go titans 2017 in /mlb/

I SAY THIS EVERY FUCKING DAY

BUT GOD DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE POO HOLES SO GODDAMN MUCH

Just thought I'd "pop in" and say GO ASTROS but only while they're doing good lol

>>76485719

THE OILERS SUCK

me, titans fan:
lol go astors but only while they are good

LIFELONG HERE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ASTROS

Just popping in to check on my Astros while they're doing good, Craig Biggio Astrodome. National League. HMU

Derrek Lee was robbed of the mvp in 2005

Jeff Bagwell


Nolan Ryan (Nolan Ryan)

Craig Biggio was robbed of the mvp in 2005

>>76486043
No Cubs player deserves anything

Suffered trhough the bad times with Biggio; that's my guy BIggio, Bigs I call him, Jon Biggy if we're in mixed company; Jonny Bigs if it's Man Chat near the pool table, it's my dad's so don't sit on iot

Springer sucks

bring back biggio

>>76486082
wrong
>>76486079
biggio doesnt deserve to be in the hall of fame. He was a compiler and just slightly above average

>>76486150

Lets see you get hit by all those pitches

In the NL by the way

BiG BoY BiGGiO god it just POPS off the screen-- makes me get wile in the nolia -- Wich Craig Biggy was up on my []b e nis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9CabmOu-Zk

>>76486150
>wrong
Not an argument

>>76486197
fake news
>>76486183
>>76486183
what

>>76486150
>biggio
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

More like BIGiGOAT

>>76486268
Finally someone says it

Just looked at cal ripkens numbers. Didnt realize how good he was

Biggio's Numbers

stop saying biggio

>>76486410
Biggio

!!!!!MSM doesn't want you to hear biggio stats!!!!!

>>76486410
Go to bed Comey

>>76486410

found the Biggio leaker

Hey WOOston what's your favorite thing about Biggio?

>>76486585
I like how he played for the Astros during the dark days (NL)

>>76486618

lifelong?

>>76486659
Don't insult me. I was rocking the Cradle listening to Biggio slam home runes. He was a catcher you know in the NL

>>76486585
>>76486618
Was going to say this tbqh

>Brad Ausmus is well-versed in analytics, but there are parts that he disagrees with, such as the notion that you should use your best reliever in the biggest point in the game.

>"Who the [bleep] knows when the biggest point in the game is until the game is over?" Ausmus asked rhetorically, mentioning that it's possible that he could use his best reliever in the eighth and then face the biggest moment of the game in the ninth. "If somebody has that crystal ball, please, send it my way.

>"What if the biggest moment is in the first inning? Should I use my closer in the first inning?"

>A reporter mentioned the idea that any major league reliever could be suited to pitch the ninth inning. Ausmus gestured to the desk in front of him and asked the reporter, “Could you walk across this desk?”

>Yes, the reporter answered.

>"What if I raised it 1,000 feet?" Ausmus said. "Could you walk across it then? Because that’s the difference between pitching in the sixth inning and pitching in the ninth inning. Anybody who says it’s the same is out of their mind."

>>76486715

I was listening to the colt 45's in the cradle. They were the Astros you know.

>>76486805
"My man!" - from the cartoon, Sultan Blue I want to call it, I bet Biggio likes that 'toon

>>76486814
brad ausmus used play on the astros with craig biggio

Rick and Morty that's it, Might as well call it Craight and Biggio for all I've give a damn -- those were the dark days in the NL

>>76486814

>Brad Ausmus

I know this is sacrilege, but he's my favorite catcher (ahead of Biggio... inb4 not a lifelong)

More like, heh, get this
Brad Autism

>>76486911

His lack of knowledge in baseball Nick Saban Economics shows that is wrong

God damn this minor league pitcher sucks.

Who's with me?

>>76486814
I get his mindset, but he's wrong.Cleveland got to the world series game 7 with "Use Andrew Miller the moment things start to look hairy" as their entire gameplan

>>76487024
Hate it when managers use their best guys it's like fucking cheating
Why to they allow Miggy to play

*manager goes to the pen*
No fair that guy's too good, pick again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc

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Odubel Herrera has 11 Doubles in the month of June, despite being 11 days in.

>>76487336

biggio would have had 12

>>76487218
>Who should start today's game?
Well, how about Ryan Zimmerman?
Nah, he's on too much of a hot streak. Get Lind ready

>>76487378
I'm not sure I know who that is. Was he on any teams with Richard Hidalgo?

braves pls

>>76487403

Na he wasn't in that movie

He was a stand in for Farve in There's Something About Mary though

SprinGOAT

A modern day Biggio

Phil Garner did not deserve to be fired

>>76487463
Oh, that guy!

>>76487463
>Farve
Biggio?

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>>76487595
tfw getting to listen to Berkman

>>76487744

I lived him more than 2 of the other B's

But Basedtran is a lifelong

.... and Berkmans gone

>>76482801
HANIGER

This whole thing is truly delightful
Where's the lifelong astros fans at
I'm honestly honry

>marlins last game and a half

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>>76487825
>>76482801
HNYANIGER

>>76487859
That's a shitty haiku man

holy shit mccluthen what a jump.

at least they got a dp

>wedding verizon commercial

has anyone else noticed that in this commercial that a wedding between two black people has like 2 black other black people attending?

>>76488223
I saw a commercial for hamburgers where it was two dudes in a car I was like what the fuck I wish that was me and Biggio

>>76488272

iktfb

tfw spaceman still hasn't apologized to fiers

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謝ります

BASEDU NORIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GREENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN JACKETTTTTTT SWOOOOONARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>tfw the marlins are coming back to earth

woo nice way to get out of another bases loaded jam. too bad no offense

MIN Twins vs SF Giants (#3 of 3)

4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT

>>76489107
>>76489107
>>76489107

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>495 ft.

APOLOGIZE

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>>76489294
>only 495
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooo

BASEDros

>Astros down 3-0 in the 3rd

Kek Astros lose another series at home. It was a matter when they fell back down to earth, not if.

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Rare Anime !!!HOT!!! Don't miss

>judge

this nigga on some bullshark testosterone or something

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Ichiro is not done! He's going to start hitting again soon!

>>76489749
Looks like it hits that Ford sign.

>>76489749
Jesus. Some monster long balls in the last couple days.

>>76489749
>build a stadium with 50 foot homerun walls and designed so wind always goes towards the outfield
>jerk it to the infinite dingers
christ just let everyone roid again

Jays - Mariners thread
>>76490098
>>76490098

CarGo just got ejected

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>Cubes

Jake Arrieta

4.1, 5 H, 4 ER, 3 BB

>>76490533

looks like somebody's been missing pilates class

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*destroys the cubes lineup*

>>76490566

Craig?

>>76490566
how he king with no ring

kek judge just hit another one

rip in peace mlb

>>76490616

Didn't think the Yankees could make me hate anyone more than Sanchez on the team, but I was sure wrong.

>>76490616
Stanton is literally irrelevant now.

I heard Montreal is looking for an MLB team. You think they like ducks?

>>76490616
Roid monkey I'm writing MLB right now demanding an inquiry

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>30 (thirty) runs in 2 games

>>76490666
What's wrong with Judge besides being really good?

Man I hope Ryu gets traded soon. He is past his prime.

>marlels

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windians!

>doyers

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>>76490855
Best part of the day right here.

>>76490871

Ryu is just shit, why he is on the team is anybodies guess.

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>Cain

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All these astros fans and yet no game thread.

>>76490666
How could you hate either of them? They are both good guys they dindu nuffin

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What's his name again?

>>76491038
#ElGary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvyG4kKzSW4

>>76491068
nice """""home run"""""

>#Yankees Aaron Judge just hit his 21st HR. He makes $544,500 this season

#Mets are paying Bobby Bonilla $1.19M this season

Aoki just got his 2,000th hit

>>76491091
you just posted this in the mets thread you autistic fuck

>>76491091
bonilla is literally better value than stanton. this is inarguable. stanton is a poor man's judge

>>76491068
>15 HRs at home
>6 HRs on the road
>more road ABs

what did the meme park mean by this?

>>76491091
The Yankees are paying Alex Rodriguez 21 million to not play.

The Red Sox are paying Manny Ramirez 2 million a year until 2026

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>>76491091
Enjoy the next decade!

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>>76491081
well the owners are changing so hopefully they with the bullshit trades and moves. I wont debate you loria is the worst.

http://www.spotrac.com/mlb/miami-marlins/giancarlo-stanton-6864/

I cant even count its like 295 mill left.
>>76491098
I know the marlins havent been winning a lot but at least they won a world series in my lifetime
>>76491213
>all this people responding

>>76491213
Loria had 0 intention on paying this guy after 2020

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What's his name again?

>>76491213
>300 million for a fragile exposed aaron judge wannabe

>>76491251
.....They won 2 in your lifetime....

>m-meme park!
>s-steroids!
>h-he'll slow down eventually

Are anti-Judge cockroaches the worst in the league?

>>76491265
Victor Ciardelli

>>76491091
He's a rookie retard he'll renegotiate when his rookie contract is up and get his money

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What's his name again?

>>76491377
Avisail Garcia

How do baseball teams have so much money? 20 million dollars to pay ONE player a year??

With staff costs, player costs, paying the stadium you use... how???

>>76491254
I cant believe I did not see this happening. Loria is such a fucking crook and so schlarme. Look at the whole marlins team and you see bad contract after bad contract.

And the worst part is that he is bring in the Jose Fernandez death like it had a huge impact on his decision to sell. Absolute worst
>>76491322
>implying thats besides the point
I just always love bringing up that bonilla contract. And mets can do that to marlins for the next 15 years

>reliever shits the bed at the worst possible time
>reds going to easily lose another game and let themselves get swept
>broors btfo again

JUST day

>>76491377
Mookie Busts

>>76491404
they pay twice as many game as the other leagues

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>2-7 roadtrip

Seth Beer is pretty much a Guarantee at this Rate.

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>dads

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who's your favorite steroid MLB player?

For me it's Big Mac. Probably the best one who took roids tbqh

>>76491404

The Doyers sell alot of hats

>>76491470
judge

>>76491470
Bonds

>>76491470
Bonds

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*re-enter the wild card race*

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hope you got lube, angles

>>76491470

judge

>>76490762
Still waiting for my answer

>>76491514
he plays on the yankees

>>76491508
Yankees fans are the worst.

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hope you got lube, cubes

>>76491551
yankees and mest fans are the worst
>>76491588

>>76483928
So Kershaw and Rich Hill?

Judge at it again, tripfags on suicide watch

>>76491605
Asshurt lil bitch