MAIN CARD
Derrick Lewis vs. Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson vs. Dan Kelly
Dan Hooker vs. Ross Pearson
Ion Cutelaba def. Henrique da Silva via first-round KO (0:22)
Ben Nguyen def. Tim Elliott via submission (rear-naked choke) (R1, 0:49)
Alexander Volkanovksi def. MIzuto Hirota via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
PRELIMS
Vinc Pichel def. Damien Brown via first-round KO (3:37)
Luke Jumeau def. Dominique Steele via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
John Moraga def. Ashkan Mokhtarian via unanimous decision (30-25, 30-27 x2)
Zak Ottow def. Kiichi Kunimotovia via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
JJ Aldrich def. Chan-Mi Jeon via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
The Thibault Gouti vs. Dong Hyun Kim fight has been called off.
Hooker so stiff
inb4 hunt loses and bitches about cheating
>doubting british boxing
hooker is hobo wonderboy
Hollow Earth Theory is REAL
Anyone go the schaub show in sydney? How was it?
>>76472597
nice dude
HEEM DED
HE IS FUCKING DEAD
HOLY SHIT
HEEM
I told you
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
pay your bills gambler
ross is CHINNY as fuck lads
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>76472594
more like hobo rory
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
WHAT A BEAUT
HEEM KNEEPY
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
HE'S FUCKING DEAD SENPAI
>>76472592
Fuckin' cheeta monkey, stickin' needles up his aasss
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
still in it tho
HHHHEEEEEMMM!!!!
HEEEEEEM pearson to retire
new zealanders are the most powerful race in the world
YASSSSSSSSSS
my picks live
>>76472599
No and no.
Did the Australian bet it all on Hooker KO?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>commentators shiting on about how good Hooker's jab is
>none of them are landing
OH MY GOD FUCKIN HEEEEEEEEEMMMMED
STREAM WENT TO AN AD WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK YOOOOU
HEEEEEM
well done Ausbro
damn that main card is lit. Finish on every fight so far
aussie officially off suicide watch
HEEEEM SLEEPY BRITAIN BTFO
Hunt will heem fuck off all non believers
damn
Holy shit heemed the fuck out
The worst cards on paper have the best fights my boys
NIGGAS GETTING HEEMED ALL DAY
One more pick came through.
manlets btfo
fakken brootal m8
50k heem
one of the best knees KOs ever
Sleepy Ross!
KNEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
>>76472295
holy balls your luck tonight, how's the rest of your picks
Yay addicted gambler wont be homeless for now
holy shit heemed
pearson got shadow realmed
HEEM
>>76472295
GET YOUR RENT PAID BUDDEH
Nations that are done:
England
Nations in glorious ascension:
New Zealand
manlets are garbage. They just get kneed in the face.
HEEEM SLEEPY
THE BRIT WAS RIGHT
>>76472295
AND IM HAPPY FOR YOU AUSSIE BRO
MORE LIKE LOSS PEARSON
who can stop these disgusting shitposting aussies?
DINDUS failed
SAMURAI failed
BONGS failed
WHITES failed
LEAFS failed
HEeeeem
RIP picks
>mfw boxingfags ask why nak muays have no head movement
4 more goofs we might get a winner tonight
>>76472485
>>76472462
I was close again
Maybe bisping wins by points instead?
ausfag better not have been memeing, post your winslip
Beautiful heem
Please post webm
>>76472295
congrats u get to live another month
>>76472691
Our boy the beast will
>>76472689
HEEEEEM
anyone got a stream with twitch chat?
PogChamp
>getting your face bloodied by ross pearson
>good
pick one
Wait did that aussie that put $500 down bet for first round only or any round?
ok, that was pretty slick. he only had one chance to slip that knee in there before pearson would adapt to it and it worked.
gg
Bigger
Blacker
Unstoppable
>coral springs
2 - 2 on my picks.
>>76472650
Not the first fight
Kiwis surge into a 3 point lead with a deadly knee KO! The away team will need the Co-Main and ME to win! Will Home Teams win 3 VS cards in a row?
Home Team: 2 Dec, 1 Sub, 1 KO/TKO
Away Team: 1 Dec, 1 KO/TKO
Rules: Decision=1 point
Finish=2 points
Main Event =2 points for Dec, 3 for Finish
Draws/No Contest=0
>>76472717
you have to go back
>>76472295
wew, happy for you
but maybe it's time to get that gambling problem looked at friend?
>>76472730
damn, is will smith training for a new movie or something?
>>76472730
unstoppabler
>>76472701
Put some money on it famalam
I could definitely see him getting the standard 29-28 get battered but throw 1000 strikes Bisping win
>>76472717
>twitch chat
u fooken wot
YOU LITTLE BEAUTY
>>76472730
how recent is this picture? my god he looks monstrous
>$100 on Dan Kelly
>>76472696
based smug puppy
>Picking Ross Pearson to win a fight in 2017
KEK
>>76472723
I think he just Hooker KO any round.
Ausbro how much did you make?
>>76472717
literally 12 years old
*blocks your path*
>>76472753
who would you cast in the Jon Jones biopic? Roles like JJ, DC, Dana, etc.
Lovely heem.
Lads we're already on the co-main. This has been a very easily digestible 6 fight main card. Top stuff
Pearson got kneemed so hard, bros
>>76472712
I hope so
>>76472691
I forgot HUES failed also
>>76472717
The Hangman giving Kai a shout. What a lad. What a lad.
>>76472760
Dont get over confident friendo, Lewis and Brunson could very well both get the finish
>>76472696
Damn Tim Elliot.
Why are they interviewing every faggot on a 6 fight main card? Do they enjoy half their audience falling asleep?
where's Aussie webm guy?
>>76472762
€350 on Kelly
>I have a problem
pls take the mic away from this fucktard, he has nothing interesting to say
>>76472793
Who's that?
>>76472696
Come on Kelly, expose Brunson
>>76472730
Jones just needs to shave his head at thia point that hairline is atrocious from all the gear
>go take a shower assuming it's a Pearson decision
>miss knee heem
just my damn luck
Ross kneed straight out of the octagon forever.
>>76472789
Based Kai Kara
>>76472803
lolmad
burger boy upset at his failed parlay ;(
>>76472775
based
Kiwis 2 - 0
>>76472776
i get it
>>76472805
NZ Flyweight. Was on Tourney of Champs TUF
>>76472821
You're going to post that every time I use that image now, huh. Get a grip.
That was late 2nd, right?
Press F to pay respects to Dan Kelly before its too late
F
>Tfw tim smelliot ruins your perfect picks
If kelly and hunt win I'm just gonna off myself
Rigged as fuck for the faggot kiwis
Why does hooker speak like he is brown and from South Auckland.
>>76472827
>it..it wasn't me...it was my coaches man
>new zealand pls cheer me
>herp derp derp
Sent the wife to the store don't want her seeing this
>>76472834
nice gif name
>>76472842
no! my dad will beat your step dad!
DADBOD DADBOD DADBOD
PLEASE
>EVEN CAPTCHA IS "PLEASE"
Bettors are backing Kelly
>>76472799
Because they got a finish. They've got time to spare.
Bret Farve is looking old
Why do knee KO's look so horrific? I squirm every time.
do bookies love or hate Dad Kelly?
NZ going 3-0 today lads
>>76472845
Do it anyway
>>76472805
One of his main training partners. His base is Muay Thai. He was on TUF24 --- one his first fight by KO and then lost the second by decision I believe.
He's a cool dude and has been trying to get a shot with the UFC for a long time now. Dana told him that they need to see a few more wins and that he needs to prove he can make weight, so Kai takes a fight on like a week's notice in China. Knocks the guy out after making weight, but still didn't get the call. Obviously can't blame the UFC, but Kai put on a show specifically for them and got nothing out of it. Rough break.
All that said, he's probably not a guy who'll get far at 125 (he's already small for the division, so no chance he goes to 135), but hopefully he gets one shot so he has no regrets in the future.
>>76472852
Shut up Schaub you gay cunt.
>that difference in their shadowboxing
fuggen high comedy
>>76472866
bettors about to get blacked
>>76472856
Have you ever been to city kickboxing? lol.
>>76472730
So, Jon's on the "dick pills" again?
>>76472775
BY NOW YOU SHOULD'VE SOMEHOW
REALIZED WHAT YOU'RE NOT TO DO
>>76472673
haven't fapped today, gimme a name
>Hooker should throw some knees he
HEEEM
>>76472800
Not here (maybe he's at the fights?). I'm trying to fill in.
Reminder that Brunson got robbed by Canderson.
>>76472852
fuck up gay cunt
>>76472890
steve mazagatti
>>76472874
*blocks your path*
>>76472845
offing yourself before dan kelly skips the line, short notice fights bisping and becomes the goat
>tfw just dropped 100k on Hunto by First round KO
Did i do good?
>>76472762
You're a bit of a nob la
I won 100 on Ben already and no matter what happens now I make profit. If Derick wins i win 500 if Mark wins i win 200.
>>76472892
Hard to get mad about it when he was so noticeably hesitant
>>76472908
stop larping
>>76472908
post slip
>>76472908
monopoly money doesn't count haha
>>76472908
YEEEEEESSS
>>76472908
No because you actually didnt to that
also because Black Beast is gonna heem Hunto
>>76472868
Imagine a prime Julius Peppers beating the ever living shit out of Cain.
>>76472775
Jesus christ that instant loss of bodily control.
>Brunson vs Smilin Sam.webm
I hope you didn't bet on Kelly
>>76472753
>>76472761
>>76472885
That picture is over 1 year old you dumb casuals.
>tfw just dropped $1,000 on Hunt/Lewis Draw
Did I do good at +5500 odds?
>>76472890
Victoria Taylor aka Vickie6
>>76472876
UFC should had signed all 16 fighters.
>>76472908
I bet my biggest summer house on him to win in the 9th minute, you're fucked son
>>76472908
hunto here
gib me 5k or I won't try knocking him out untill round 2
>>76472927
i'd take a pegging from her
>>76472927
im cumming
>>76472908
post bitch
>>76472876
Why doesn't he just go fight for One. Its closer, pays just as well as UFC, and has space in the division he fights in. Fuck UFC if you're not at least lightweight.
old /sp/ used to make bets and actually post the slips
u leddit fags are just all talk
>>76472934
MMA MATH
>>76472775
Beautiful timing
Hunt by submission is free money
>>76472940
safe bet for sure
>>76472927
i love her hair
>>76472927
I want to eat her asshole
>>76472927
I don't eat ass but i'd eat her ass
>>76472940
Fantastic odds m8 the cheekiest of punts
Reminder that Dan kelly barely beat an old beat up rashad that got usada'd. Derek brunson is going to heem the fuck out of him, sam alvey knocked out kelly lol
>>76472890
Just a local whore. Costs around $70
>>76472927
goof troop/10
*does a haka*
reminder to not be a goof and play music during the intermission
>>76472876
I guess the wanted to sign him as a flyweight but he fights at bantam now
>>76472927
Does she have a cunt tattoo or is this some shadow/fabric/whatever else ?
>>76472872
Because they are horrific. You're using the strongest muscles in your body to drive a spike of bone into a dude's cranium.
I hope Brunson goes full gorilla mode and just heems Kelly in under a minute.
TAP
OR
>>76472927
Huuuuunnngnnggngngng
>tfw just bet $2,000,000,000 on Lewis by round-1 38-seconds reverse flying back kick eye-poke with toe disqualification
how are my chances?
>>76472955
speed amigo
>>76472953
Slips were posted days before. All these fags are just larping
>>76472953
I used to post them but I usually lost. When I didn't post I usually won. it's bad luck senpai
>>76472972
Colombia has best trans lads
>>76472970
maybe but it feels good to root for the underdog
>>76472940
Unironically this is a good bet cause Hunto had a draw with Big Foot Silva.
>tfw bet $5,000,000 on Lewis to win by KO at 3:17 of round 3 at +120000 odds
I'm scared, lads
>>76472661
Dick status: MUH
dadbod supreme vs field buck
>>76472963
I DO eat ass and i would ENTHUSIASTICALLY eat hers
>Dan Kelly
How is Miesha doing on FS1 tonight?
>>76472972
>implying she will look anything like that
save your money kid
>>76472985
good keep it
tv ufc is the worst because they drag it out so fucking much to fill the timeslot
D A D B O D
>>76472937
lol fuck outta here, not everybody's got time to look at and like every one of his pics on ig you smegma slurper
a fighter loses to sam alvey, i drop them
>Dad Kelly
Lol how is judo even real my nigga? Just kick those knees
>>76472977
>ywn be the tatoo artist that saw Meegan's pussy
just fuck my shit up FaM
>>76473005
m-m-mmmommmyyyyyyyyyyy MILKKYYYYYY MILKYYY NOWWWWW
>>76472963
she probably poops twice as much as an average girl
>>76472998
>betting less than 10 million
I remember old /sp/ used to bet at least 50 million per fight and then have all night yacht parties to celebrate
>>76472963
>>76473002
>eating ass
>ever
How to counter knees
>>76472927
CUTE!!!
213 actually looks p hype
>>76473012
When he fought Nosferatu
>>76472997
Forgot about that fight, fucking war
>>76472793
>>76472876
Didn't he fight in Rizin? Seems like a decent lad.
>>76472908
If Hunt didn't just get KTFO by the Reem a couple of months ago, I'd be a lot more confident.
>>76473020
You'd honestly have to be the biggest of casuals if you didn't know about that picture. Stop trying to hide it.
>tfw just bet my wife on Brunson by 15 second KO
feeling good
putting 5k on kelly
>>76473003
Sam is literally the spawn camper of stand up.
I loved when he got shut the fuck down and his smile turns into a grimace of an anxious child trying to hold in a poop.
>>76472927
*licks belly*
>>76473005
classy
elegant
beautiful
articulate
insightful
>>76473003
lol so if dan kelly wins this sets up the re-match since brunson beat alvey
Dans getting fucked up lmao why do they keep letting old men fight look at the last fight for christ sake
>tfw bet 200,000 reichsmarks on Hunt via peruvian neck omoplata
What chance do I have?
$500 on Brunson rd 1 KO
Kelly is just a worse Sam Alvey
>>76473027
Cant wait for kelly to walk out with his wrapped knees.
>>76472976
Oh I didn't realize it was catchweight or that he moved up to 135. You think he could crack the UFC's top 15 at BW?
>>76473040
kek
>tfw just dropped £0 on Hunt by 1st round T/KO
did i do good lads?
>>76473005
She sucks. If she gets a commentating job ill be watching on mute
I could knockout ANYONE in this thread my right hand is unreal
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://www.strawpoll.me/13159069
https://www.strawpoll.me/13159069
https://www.strawpoll.me/13159069
>>76473065
You did fantastic because Hunt is going to lose.
>>76473005
Get this chunky 6/10 off the screen disgusting
I wonder if Kelly can get the timing down and land some nice ashi waza/foot sweeps
$100billion on Hunto by 3rd round decision
>>76473041
>>76472997
Silva was juiced up
I DON'T WANNA WORK
I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY
Just put 100k Shire farthings on Kelly AMA
>>76473044
nah ur just an obsessed nerd
JUAN, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>76472696
3 people forgot to pick that fight altogether. They were all goofed though, so it doesn't matter.
60/82 (73.2%) picked Cutulaba.
50/82 (61.0%) picked Hooker.
Why doesn't Rogan do international PPVs anymore?
>>76473042
that's such a picture perfect use of that type of knee
27 yo NEET
I'm willing to fucking die in the octagon to turn my life around. you aren't. i'd heem everyone here.
>>76473086
Too old to fly.
The best picture to come out of Strikeforce.
I miss those fights. spirit wolf, osp, and Diaz and the rest.
>>76473075
Only funny one so far
>>76473073
Only "waza" Kelly will be doing is the "waza happening?" After Brunson sleeps him.
>>76473059
thats y ko by alvey fago
Kendrick nice
Derrick is going to BLACKSPLODE in the first. Dad Kelly and his low hanging nipples are going to be scraping the mat.
>>76473086
Because the new owners are slowly pushing all of the old guard out
>>76473069
lmao that reach advantage for Brunson.
Dad's taking a nap.
>>76473086
not enough eggs in new zealand to feed his ass
god when does this fuckin fight start, all these ads ffs
kelly has gotta on peds that are making him younger
he's too old to be in this game
Put my left nut on the chopping block on 2nd round Hunt flying knee tko.
>>76473050
Sam would be alot better if he fuckin threw some punchs once in awhile he has power but the mong throws about 2 punchs a minute
>>76473063
I don't know, haven't seen that much of him desu. Saw him on TUF where he looked pretty good and then when he fought in RIZIN where he lost and got his leg battered (I think). BW is a pretty solid division, Kai is a super fun fighter and I would like to see him in the UFC though.
>>76473069
holy shit 7 inch reach advantage
bbc is real
>>76473073
>>76473053
>>76473091
I know you like Dad Kelly, so keep those timestamps handy so I can webm them for you judo coach.
>>76473090
you're only willing because deep down you know you're weak and you are subconsciously accepting defeat, I will make your skull soft
>>76473035
>Not sinking your tongue deep in a girl's bootyhole
>straight
Pick one
>>76473040
>>76473105
you make it sound like he eats them with his butt
>>76473086
You're like the fifth faggot I've seen tonight who thinks this is a PPV
is heem black beast or no
>>76473086
Plane conspiracy theories fucked him up
>>76473132
I don't think it's a PPV. Just asking a question.
>>76473069
RiP oldhype
>tfw just put my dole cheque on Kelly by tomoe-nage into submission
Dan is a reachlet holy shit
>>76473101
>Dad Kelly and his low hanging nipples are going to be scraping the mat.
>tfw just put $7-trillion ฿ on Brunson by 3rd round KO
if I mess this up my dad will kill me
>>76473096
kek
>>76473127
imagery dude
>>76473052
>>76473133
Yes
>>76473040
>>76473129
>Judo
biggest fucking meme
>>76473118
Thanks a bunch i appreciate it
6 and a half inches in brunsons favour
no doubt ;)
Why is Brett Favre in a UFC octagon?
I've got to gamble to pay my rent lads give me attention please.
>>76473135
Woodley looks a lot smaller here
Just put 200 on Eddie to derail Conors hype train did I do good?
>>76473003
early stoppage
lando would have beat ferguson with that ref
>>76472845
>betting against pereneal boy Hunto
He's literally been on the boy list for a decade mate, how could you do this?
Lose my number senpai
>>76472872
Because you can generate significant impact with a knee strike to the face even with minimal exertion. Even Hunto who is renowned for his chin was susceptible to knee strikes to the face by Overeem.
Also if you're not desensitised to it by watching a lot of Muay Thai it's pretty jarring. Hell, even after doing MT for 3 years I still find it hard to watch
>JUDO DAD KELLY
Here we go lads
brunson is sly af
watch him bait this heem
>>76473160
>t. i cant fight
thicc
Stream good all night now lagging fuck
HOLY SHIT HEEM SLEEPY HOLY SHIT
>>76473154
Miesha's face looks like the best you can get out of the Fallout 3 character creator.
Judo Dan can't win this one.....right?
Just bet my 3rd degree elder's Liberian diamond reserves on Hunt, did i do good guys?
Kelly gonna get murdered. Rip
LAST CALL
https://www.strawpoll.me/13159069
https://www.strawpoll.me/13159069
https://www.strawpoll.me/13159069
Kelly looks autistic
>>76473154
>stretchy ass fake tits
DROPPED
HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
This ref looks like Krystoff Soszynski.
HEEM DED
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM DED
Dad nooooio
bahahahahaha
Lmao rip 100 pounds
Dan btfo
HEEMS ALL NIGHT LONG
Nooooooooooo
HEEM SLEEPY
BLACKED
3 - 2 ON MY PICKS
>>76473174
CALLED THAT SHIT
LOL
>>76473181
Watching on my 80 inch tv in 5k can't relate sorry m8
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY
>>76473154
I will never forgive Nunes for taking the belt from her at UFC 200. IT could have been the best moment of her life, but Nunes had to go and mansplode on her
DAD BOD AMIRITE XD XD XD
JUST
LIKE
THAT
LMao dad Kelly btfo!
7" reach advantage
wut do
GOD DAMN IT
>$100 on Dan Kelly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S RAINING IT'S POURING THE OLD MAN IS SNORING
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
H E E M
E
E
M
He's Ausfailian btw.
NZ still 2-0 feels good
lmao give it up old man
>woah old dude is badass
nice meme fags
VICIOUS HEEM
lmfao I love how dad kelly just leans so far forward like an old man clutching a walker.
Waiting for that blacksplosion.
H-had to happen sometime
I'm not crying! I'm not!
BLACKED
>>76472890
Anette Dawn
BLACKED
Dadbod no.
HEEEM SLEEPY
DAD ;_;
not cool!!
This card has so many insta-heems wtf
BLACKSPLOSION
>>76473174
top kek
>>76473059
>>76473059
>>76473059
SIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
wow that sounded hard as fuck
BLACKED
cut that can
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Kelly just got mugged
Who didn't see that coming, daniel Kelly has always sucked ass.
>>76473096
Called it.
>>76473182
damn bro my stream has like 15 min delay
Kelly needs to retire
BLACKED
>6 fight main card
>4 heems
>3 in the first
Lads...
We're gold
>>76473238
A man can dream
>>76473231
Oh nigga you Keewees were so quick to take the aussies for roster depth
READY FOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTE FILLER BOYS!!!
>>76473174
wew
>>76473188
>voting kelly
Are you goofs retarded?
now hunt wins and i make an easy $200
WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THIS AGAINST SILVA YOU MUG
>>76473246
JUST WATCH the main event turn into Kimbo-Dada 2.0.
what is heem? what does it mean?
DAD DOWN AND WE ARE GUARANTEED A WINNER TONIGHT LADS
BLACKED
How is Judo even real my nigga?
awwww man well i hope Dan Kelly bounces back from this
>>76473265
absolutely. he needs to fuck right off. no more meme cans
what is /heem/ playing while watching the fights?
this main card has been a solid 8.5/10 so far in terms of entertainment/action even though the fights themselves are mostly inconsequential for the UFC landscape. agree or disagree?
>>76473271
I'm going to bed
can't be fucked waiting since there's 1 hr 30 of tv left and one fight
>>76473270
Just clarifying.
>punches out a geezer
>gives him a kiss
>EEZ BACK LADS
:(
BLACKED.jpg
>>76473281
Fuck Tim Elliot
>>76473275
>Now Hunt wins
kek
detonated that blacksplosion with perfect timing
>$100 on Dan Kelly
Ausfalia officially BLACKED
>>76473281
fucks sake poor dan
brunson is just a THUG
>>76473279
>gollywogs still try to think
How can white guys even compete?
Down goes Daddy! With that resounding KO, it is all left up to the main event, which is probably the most unpredictable fight on the card! Strap in lads, it's gonna be a close one!
Home Team: 2 Dec, 1 Sub, 1 KO/TKO
Away Team: 1 Dec, 2 KO/TKO
Rules: Decision=1 point
Finish=2 points
Main Event =2 points for Dec, 3 for Finish
Draws/No Contest=0
>>76473288
my weenie
NOOO DADDY, NOOOOO
>all the people who picked Kelly
>>76473280
It stands for "Highly Exciting Explosive Man"
Interracial fights will literally never ever be fair to the white guy.
>>76473288
fights on tv, ipad in one hand, playing with my ballsack with the other.
Dan kelly looks 50 years old
>>76473059
post your fucking bet slip cunt I want to believe
Got $3.50 on Lewis by ko
My heart is beating out of my chest
>>76473310
Im already sweating and shit.
Hunt is winning.
You faggots better not turn around and say "h..haha we were just memeing about Lewis xddddddd"
It's not bullshit. Hunt is a top tier fighter, Lewis hasn't faced anyone like him before. He has a solid chin and great KO Power. Stop the bullshit, people are getting fooled
Brunson can beat shitposters all day, he still lost to the GOAT
>>76473285
Dan Kelly needs to go to HW
>>76473281
Would have woon if i didn't pick Dan Kelly for the memes
>>76473291
DONT TALK TO ME
>>76473324
>he says in a division where a white guy has the belt
>>76473321
huuuuuuuh?
Damn Tyson Pedro had a hot wife
>>76473288
Day of Reckoning
>>76473328
>>76473328
SIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>76473336
Hunt has to be so close to do anything to Lewis and I think he'll be eating hooks the whole time.
>>76473336
anyone who knows anything about martial arts picked hunto
>>76473335
Thanks Spainbo, it's nice to know people appreciate my VS game
>tyson pedro
what a name
>>76473341
>>76473338
Dan Kelly belongs in a museum.
>>76473346
The white guy is ducking Romero.
madman called out bigfoot
>>76473324
Rory literally bleached Tyron for three rounds straight.
>Brunson vs Shoeface
I'll root for my new boy Shoeface
My boy Tyson
>>76473336
Hunt is a fat meme 10 years past it hes getting heemed in the 2nd
>>76473346
Just wait til Ngannou gets his title shot
>>76473361
shit quality m8
Kelly looked unhappy or scared during the announcer
>>76473303
I'm so in your head you posted it twice
I had this though so it's not all bad
And unless the main event is a draw I win 500/200 not a bad night
Anyone got that webbum of joanna crying? I feel like an emotional fap.
>>76473364
Romero is ducking the USADA
>>76473355
Hunt can eat hooks all day though
I predict a K1 style trade until walk-off KO
>coral springs
>>76473355
you say that like every fighter that Mark Hunt has ever fought hasnt had a reach advantage on him, hes still a much better striker. I think Lewis could win by laying on him for a few rounds but hes not gonna outstrike him
>>76473352
>trish stratus
so many faps in my youth
>>76473361
It's a shame the Brunson hype train got derailed by Pooptaker and then that robbery against Silva.
He should fight winner of Weidman/Gastelum.
>>76473336
Hunt is great, but he is no god. He has been way too distracted since the Lesnar fight. He is more interested in getting that big lawsuit money than he is in training and earning his retirement through fighting.
First Brett Favre and now promo for Peyton Manning ? What's with UFC and retired quarterbacks ?
>all these ads
this isn't fair
>>76473365
He called out Shoeface, but he got his name wrong
Stann corrected him
A man, duh Nunez
>>76473389
Who are you exactly?
hunto is getting heem'd tonight lads
>>76473405
who else
heem urself
he's still my dad #stillmydad
>#4 in the divison
>9-6 record
>9-6
fuck
What the hell is Pennington doing at #4?
>>76473388
Gadooshed and flushed
>>76473363
You need to crawl back into our mother's pussy son
>Schevchenko was the only fight I pick wrong for 196
I'm conflicted guys, should I buy into her hype again?
>>76473396
The price we pay for fast finishes.
what will be the best fight of the summer?
>Hunt/Lewis
>Chiesa/Lee
>RDA/Tarec
>Gaethje/MJ
>Jones/DC II
>Yoel/Whittaker
>Robbie/Cowboy
>Werdum/Reem
>Moose/Rockhold
>Ngannou/JDS
the last 2 aren't confirmed, but expected
>>76473408
>new york city
>>76473412
She beat Miesha numbnuts
>>76473417
no nunes is a god
Still rooting for Dan Kelly and can't wait for him to fight again.
>>76473412
she beat the former champ meisha
>>76473405
>schaub facial.jpg
you are such a retard
>>76473417
Yeah Nunes is going to gas
>lewis already gassed
MUH CUNT
>>76473420
>>76473412
looking somewhat legit lately
Okay no memes guys, no memes
Who's joining me in putting $100 on Hunto?
>>76473433
pls delete
>>76473405
>schaub facial
You're such a queer
>>76473434
Who do you have in the main event?
>>76473446
I have a 10 pound free bet but I want to put it on rda
>>76473448
I want to, believe me.
>>76473445
>>76473423
>>76473430
That was a poor fight tbf
I feel like there are other chicks at BW who should be higher or have been more impressive but no one's coming to mind at the moment
Am I mistaken?
>>76473420
Moose/Rockhold
Jones/DC II
but DJ vs TJ #1
>>76473439
still dangerous af
>>76473420
Cowboy lawler probably
>>76473393
He's being paid like 850k per fight, so I'm pretty sure he's just showing up to get heemed/paid.
>>76473379
You should just let me manage your money lad
>>76473451
Hunt
LADS HELP
instagram on the sexy translator for ion cutelaba interview? one of u sly fuckers has got to have it
>>76473434
This image has fucking slayed me. Of all the things to lose my sides over.
>Hunt throws his first punch and drops the black beast.
So many round first round finishes. How good is this card?
>>76473464
I bet Cat could beat her TbH
>>76473464
She's right where she should be imo
>>76473464
>boring victories don't count
Maybe not the sport for you.
>>76473420
>>Jones/DC II
the fucking bantz alone will make this FOTY
>>76473440
Hahahaha no its happened a lot of times. Fuck remember the calgary card? Fuck me it was bad. Prelims always have some good scaps. Thats what u get with lower level fighters
>>76473477
You wish you had the money I had.
Who else is ready to see the lumpy fuck get niggered?
>>76473464
shev beat the only one.
BW is dry again
>>76473281
49/82 (59.8%) picked Brunson
The rest of us memed ourselves.
Also one guy picked Hooker and Pearson both, so that was actually 49/82 as well.
>>76473464
Raquel isn't a bad fighter despite what her record says. The only other women at BW left are Sara McMann and Zingano, and I think she easily beats both of them. #4 is a fair ranking.
>>76473391
JUST
>>76473402
Actually shoeface called the winner of kelly vs brunson last weekend. Brunson didnt take kindly to that
>>76473483
it means these are sub par matchups
>>76473420
1 Jones DC 2
2 Chiesa Lee
3 Robbie Cowboy
4 Hunt Lewis
5 MJ Gaethje
6 RDA Tarec
7 Moose rockhold
8 Werdum Reem
9 Ngannou JDS
dab for mark hunt
>>76473492
You've lost 400 on horrific bets, you would be 400 richer right now if you listened to me :)
anyone got any Schaub memes?
NEW
>>76473452
>>76473452
>>76473452
>>76473452
>>76473420
For me, its Jones DC II
>>76473469
That fight will be over in the first.
>>76473476
Is he still getting paid that much? Or was that just for the Lesnar fight?
>>76473479
I was going to make a webm for her but I didn't think anybody wanted it.
>>76473538
I think he renegotiated his contract for the Lesnar fight so all his fights he gets paid that much.
>>76473490
have you ever looked up UFC 159 on urban dictionary
>>76473518
source?
>>76473503
Hmmm...
>>76473569
Good for him if he did. That seems like a deal the UFC wouldn't be keen on though. I suppose they might have felt bad for Hunt knowing Lesnar was in full roid mode at the time though lol
>>76473572
no, and out of spite i refuse to do so now as well
>>76473612
would suckle for at least 5 full minutes
>>76473569
go back and make a webm for her pls
>>76473677
I deleted the file already but I'll try to find it again after the main event is over.
>>76473612
hmmmmmmmmmmm hmm
>>76473707
post it now pls