Blue Jays @ Mariners Game Thread

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

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It's Mariners time!

Does anyone know where I can find the M's 40th anniversary video that is played at Safeco field for each game?

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>>76470616
>losing
>in safeco field against the blue jays

ummmmmm sweetie cakes fluffy lumpkin, the jays are in a slump and stroshit is guaranteed to sperg out and take an L tonight, so please refrain from sadfrogposting until the end of the game

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let's go lads

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MARINERS!

is this a time loop

are we back in april again

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Daily reminder that Angie Mentink loves grabbing guys' asses.

lets go Ms

lil looper when

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pls score runs guys

Does Marcus stroman always wear tight pants? It really accentuates his figure

So, who sits when HAMMERIN HANIGER comes back tomorrow boys? I think our outfield should look like this:
LF GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL
CF HERRRRRRRRRRRREDIA
RF HAMMERIN HANIGER

So much speed!

>>76470653

maybe twitter

>>76470952
literally whos in a literally what kind of city

>>76470950
t h i c c

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>>76470972

>>76470952
Dyson

>tfw Haniger and Paxton tomorrow

>>76470972
>all are batting above .275
>all are plus defenders
>all are young

I love the whos

>>76471044
>you now remember the outfield last season of Aoki Martin Smith

>>76470972

why the best city in north america of course

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HAWT CORNER

>>76471127
if its so great why did kurt cobain come from there and kill himself with a shotgun blast to the face HUH?

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>>76471174
nigga, No

Just No.. alright?

>>76471174

cause his wife did him in

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>>76471174
>cobain
>killed himself

SUPERIOR SEAGER!

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SEAG!

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>>76471174
I don't know if Courtney killed him, but I've always been of the belief that someone did. This movie is probably the best record of what happened. Also, he wasn't from Seattle. He came from Aberdeen. That should help you in a musical discussion.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3253624/

SEAGER GETTING BUSY TONIGHT

marky stromero coming into form

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based seags

>>76471290
thanks for clearing that up, friend, but I got all the (You)'s I need tonight. Pathetic east coasters like myseld have to work in the morning. Sad!

>>76471290

there was also an unsolved mysteries episode on his death. it was pretty good

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>>76471344
>>76471344
>working on a Sunday morning

DEPRESSING!!

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Soundgarden > Nirvana

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>>76471398

Pearl Jam is superior to them both

>>76471352
Someone should do an Unsolved Mysteries on the Mariners farm system from 2007-2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnOeIFx3ML8

>>76471398
Agreed I'm alive in the SUPERUNKNOWN

>>76471448
Bill bavasi, Jack Z, Nintendo, Howard lincoln. Problem solved

>>76471448
Robert Stack is quite a man

>>76471483
Howard Lincoln should have stayed at Nintendo. he could have made the N64 and Gamecube successes and the Mariners could have done more in the postseason.

>>76471510
>the 64 and Cube were not successes

>>76471510
>Mariners could have done more in the postseason

Have to make the postseason first, nephew

HAWT, HAWT, HAWT CORNER

KYLE!

>>76471539
the N64 sold almost 20 million less than the SNES, the Gamecube sold 30 million less.

Both consoles had great games, but they just didn't sell. Lincoln turned shit into gold for Ninty in the early years. if it wasn't for him, they wouldn't have had nearly as much success in the states.

TY BASED SEAG

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>>76471483

or maybe an ancient Indian curse rests on the minor league grounds in Tacoma.

And could the rumored reports of big foot have a clue on why the sonics left?

Find out on an all new episode of unsolved mysteries.

>>76471736
How is bigfoot and the sonics related?

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>>76471736
It's like the early 90's all over again.

Good thing Almost Live! is on later tonight...

>>76471755
The Sonics mascot is Squatch as in SASQUATCH, the best mascot ever

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>>76471755

>>76471755
>implying KD isn't a shaved Sasquatch

get it together Miranda. You can handle these guys.

D I N G E R S

Why is it always former Mariners?

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crap

You know, I legitimately have no problems with the Blue Jays or any of their players. I just hate Morales and Smoak, fuck those guys.

>Morales

Fucking fat useless piece of shit, I hated that guy so much

>>76472032
>I have a secret crush on Bautista

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Moralels

>>76472032
>getting this smoaked

>>76472032
Man, fuck Smoak

Fuck you Stroman for hitting Seager in the head

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>>76472071

not really the man himself, but the batflip
you know which batlfip
that bat flip

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>stroshit

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did stoma pull his hell up hi he left the field?

>is he injured ? -_-

Seager's gonna charge the mound next time at bat, mark my words

>>76472257
>did Stoma pull his heel up as he left the field

>>76472269

I'd love to see that

GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL IS ON FIRE

[finger licking intensifies]

>>76472648

now I want Cheetos

>>76472708
go get some, fatty

>>76472738

I don't feel like going to the store

>>76472795
Then stop complaining

>1 hit

wtf

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>>76472807

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>it's another "can't get above .500" episode

Zuni and Danny should be available to pinch hit, there's still hope.

Can Loup pitch again lol

>>76470653
Fuck I remember that train

>>76472851
t. cheeto eating fag

>>76471374
Agreed fuck that shit nobody should work Sunday

>>76472935
I'm slowly collecting them all since they stopped giving them away at games. I should get another one for my birthday next week.

Nice play by SMITH

>>76472967

except nfl players

ZYCH DP

time to STEAL or at least distract

SPEED KILLS DYSON DYSON DYSON

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MARINERS!!!

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dude wut

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SPEED. KILLS. HOMOPHOBES.

That almost makes up for his .200 BA

jesus

what the fuck

>poolar

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I expect better

I can guess exactly what was going through Pillar's mind when he saw Dyson go to 3rd. He thought, I have an awesome arm and I believe I can throw out one of the fastest guys in the league and he got ahead of himself.

solo dinger needed stat

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wew

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extras?

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>>76473428
Maybe

>>76473401
ty for posting the HD extra large print

THERE IT IS
S O L O D I N G E R

Fuck off

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ZEKE

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they just had to give one up

Fucking west coast these games are too goddamn late. Im old and can't stay up to the end of this shit.

what the fuck just happened? did you guys just give up?

Send Zych down now

>that cheeky joey

Give all of your power the Mariners
\o/

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>>76473701
NO

they'll only waste it

>>76473701
no
/o\

>>76473701
Giving them power won't help them get over .500

>>76473701

it wont work but okay
\o/

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>>76473701
\o/

>>76473533
East Coast games are too early. Im not even off work yet let alone home and comfy when they start.

\o/ CMON NELLIE \o/

>inb4 BoomStick

Nellie Plz

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>>76473701

SAFE
Fuck you umps

He's SAFE

HE'S FUCKING SAFE

Question.

Can they challenge both bags? Or just one? I know Robbie is out but just curious for the future

just

>>76473922
SYRUP

RIGGED

dafuq seager? That looked like a rookie at bat at the worst possible time.

>>76473907

I have no clue

ha ha fuck this shit

Welcome back >risp

YES HAHAHAHA

>>76473907
just one

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So used to to this its not even a big deal

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close it out lads

Thank fuck

S M O A K E D

SMOAKBOMB

when did smoak become such a big dick swinger?

Cishek, why would you throw smoak a meatball like that? don't you realize his hits hurt us the most?

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>>76472032
>>76472115
>>76472141

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Welp, gg. Pax is going tomorrow so it should be a better game

>more jays fans at the game than mariners

>>76474043
It's insane. Thank god though without Smoak this team would be fucked completely right now.

>>76474050

he's an idiot so most likely not

>>76474084
>>76474084
first time at Safeco?

>>76474055

6-11-17: Day of the Rake

ffs

>>76474084
>this meme

Yeah when the only time a year people in Vancouver can be 3 hours away from an MLB game occurs, a lot of them are going to show up and drive the demand and price for tickets up. People in Seattle can go whenever, so theyll just wait for the next homestand.

osuna pls

Finish this shit off so I can go to bed

Smoak hits his 18th HR of the season 60

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>>76474289
>Smoak hits his 18th HR 60 games into the season
Cool

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B A S E D

GG Jays, should be a good one tmrw

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below point 5 again

gg jays

>Justin Smoak suddenly becomes one of the top hitters in the league out of nowhere at age 30

Is he juicing?

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Muh marriner fan
Taken earlier today at the game