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UFC FIght Night 110 - Hunt vs Lewis - Game Thread #1

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MAIN CARD
Derrick Lewis vs. Mark Hunt
Derek Brunson vs. Dan Kelly
Dan Hooker vs. Ross Pearson
Ion Cutelaba vs. Henrique da Silva
Tim Elliott vs. Ben Nguyen
Alexander Volkanovksi vs. MIzuto Hirota


PRELIMS
Vinc Pichel def. Damien Brown via first-round KO (3:37)
Luke Jumeau def. Dominique Steele via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
John Moraga def. Ashkan Mokhtarian via unanimous decision (30-25, 30-27 x2)
Zak Ottow def. Kiichi Kunimotovia via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
JJ Aldrich def. Chan-Mi Jeon via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
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You're 400 posts early, you fucking sperg.
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>>76470488
this
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>>76470486
nice dress
shame about the face
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BINK! Just like that it's 3 to 1! Australian stand-ins for NZ going 0 for 2 so far...sorry kiwibro

Home Team: 1 Dec
Away Team: 1 Dec, 1 KO/TKO

Rules: Decision=1 point
Finish=2 points
Main Event =2 points for Dec, 3 for Finish
Draws/No Contest=0
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STREAM HERE!

weebcrew.moe
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>>76470543
damnit
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>>76470488
>>76470502
Generals are the cancer that killed /sp/
kys
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predictioncuck where?
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>>76470598
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>>76470557
Thanks!
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CMON THE NIPPER
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>>76470756
crazy thing is volkanovski fought his first fight at LW

could he make BW
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>>76470756
Did hirota magically grow 6 inches? He looks taller than volkan
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Way better OP than tgese other lazy cunts. Good job bro.

Also this >>76470598

Really unfortunate that the majority of these autists will stay hiding in the general.
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>>76471179
Y-you too
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who /alive/ in picks here?
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#rip
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is this gonna be an underdog wins every fight, card
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>>76470452
good thread
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>>76471643
simon birch leaf guy has a good track record
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>>76471643
Was starting to think karpik had psychic powers
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My stream is so far behind ;_;
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wtf happened missed the fight
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Doesn't sound very Australian.
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WE DID IT REDDIT
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Well since Ben apparently fights out of Australia, which is news to me, he gets 2 points for the home team! (and ruins my damn picks)

Home Team: 2 Dec, 1 Sub
Away Team: 1 Dec, 1 KO/TKO

Rules: Decision=1 point
Finish=2 points
Main Event =2 points for Dec, 3 for Finish
Draws/No Contest=0
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americucks btfo
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cute
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>>76471643
poland btfo
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Wife would lock him up if he lost
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That doesn't sound like an Australian accent...
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cringe
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>>76471671
He's American, just trains here.
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My picks ruined by elliot
DANA
DELETE 125
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>>76471665
im cumming
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>>76471674
Ben10 is clearly American but we'll take the W
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>>76471643
We're done.

Elliott spamming takedowns and got btfo. Just watching it back you can see he just keeps going back to it even after getting tagged
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>>76471674
i wasnt counting him but i guess so
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>>76470486
Move over for a real woman
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post your boy

pic related
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>>76471665
M8 im watching on tv and apparently Im like 5 minutes behind
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I asked if I should bet on ben and you guys said no but i did it anyway

This is what happens when you rush into fights and take them on short notice
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So they're showing the Chiesa/Lee thing?
They never showed Nate/Conor exploding on each other for promotion. Guess it's the fact they weren't fined
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>/heem/ home on saturday picking the ufc fights
>reddit out literally winning the ufc fights

really makes me think
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>>76471696
let it happen
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>>76471697
According to his profile and the commentators he lives in Australia and fights/trains out of there. That makes him a representative of the Home Team for VS purposes
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say something nice about maximus
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DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM
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>>76471674
nah, he doesnt count for australia m8
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Happy Mother's day
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>>76471734

Didn't reddit actually have an amateur MMA tournament
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This Chiesa/Lee promo is actually good
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>>76471715
Windang's own Alexander Volkanovski.
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>>76471757
>promo
Fuck off back to your hole.
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>>76471749
see
>>76471744
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FUCK YOU ELLIOT
DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY PICKS
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i couldnt fight kevin lee, his belly button freaks me out
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>>76471748
>>76471750
>>76471757
this fight is gonna be fucking sick. both dudes are entertaining as hell
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>>76471715
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>>76471643
>
that goofed up

6 fight main card.

but that's why i like 6-7 fight maincard shenanigans. no bs 4 pick "wins"
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>>76471726
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kevin lee is a pussy and michael chiesa is a momma's boy
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>>76471762
???????

>stop using words m8, they offend me
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my nigga Tim Boetsch finna heem that ass
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BASED KING KEVIN

CUTTIN PROMOS AND HEEMIN HOMOS
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fuck man, still cant beleive that Eliott is such a faggot.
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>>76471643
Now I dont feel so bad I got btfo first fight pick
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>>76471747
you're a big guy
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Oh shit battle of the lowkey boys coming up
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>>76471769
Did he get a pair of eyes tattooed on himself because his don't work?
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>>76471762
literal retard
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>>76471769
>Another gaethje fan
My nigga
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>>76471684
Proud of ze cuckoldry, yikeys
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>>76471769

>tattooing a brand on your body

fucking y
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>>76471750
holly luvin it
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your boy?
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Speaking of Chiesa family, I heard conflicted stuff that his father committed suicide and his family tried covered that up, is this true?
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Is Aussie webm not here?

Shit, I had to take a dump and missed the Ben finish. I was hoping it'd be here.
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>>76471674
he married one, they met in thailand training, she's a kickboxer
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>>76471801
what brand u talkin bout m9?
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First hour of the main card any good?
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>>76471643
damn I knew I shouldn't have bet on both gooks
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Pearson should be on the fight pass prelims
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>>76471815
https://lasvegassun.com/news/2012/may/30/mike-chiesa-overcomes-fathers-death-reach-ultimate/
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>>76471781
says the talking lard from his basement
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Uh excuse me sir are you Steepay Miochich?
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>>76471811
>having a micropenis on your belly.
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>>76471767
hahahahahahah what the fuck is this
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>>76471822
Yeah decent actually
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>>76471747
he's smarter and cuter then his owner
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Black beast in this hoe!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQQ0pwkgv_X/
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>>76471769
>tfw too intelligent for defence
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>>76471831
>having a micropenis
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Here live what do
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>>76471815
His dad died naturally on his first day in TUF. Which he went on to win. Was some pretty inspiring stuff. He had to train with it over his head. Also wanted to go home and be with his family, but knew his dad wouldn't want to him give this up.
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>trust heem's picks
>bet last 2 months wages
>lose it all
who else here /evicted/?
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>>76471775
youre gonna love next week lol. i think im gonna take votes to promote a prelim fight tho
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>>76471844
ja rule lookin motherfucker
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>>76471747
he is a good boy
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>>76471847
>trusting /heems/ picks?

you retarded lad those are only for instant fading
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>>76471821

Bad Boy MMA - the eyes
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>>76471850
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>>76471845
shout HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM as loud as you can during a quiet moment in a fight
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>>76471847
sounds like u deserve it
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>>76471847
>before: pale and finished eating
>after: sunburnt and just woke up without eating
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

https://www.strawpoll.me/13158889
https://www.strawpoll.me/13158889
https://www.strawpoll.me/13158889
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>>76471847
Why would you bet on Tim Elliot dude?
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>>76471845
swang and bang
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wow, Henrique is the most brazilian looking man i've ever seen in my life
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>>76471643

Im Alan Partridge and I could heem everyone in this thread
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>>76471845
Rush the floor when Lewis walks out to see if he hits you. Roll
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>>76471845
>>76471863
This
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>>76471849
Isn't the Dong fight off the card?

Dong is one of those guys where if he isn't injured, then his opponents get injured and pull out.
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>>76471845
throw coins in the octagon
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>>76471847
THIS IS WHAT A MAN LOOKS LIKE

TAKE IT IN

HE'S HERE

HE'S A MAN
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They better not cut Cutelaba when he loses. He's too fun!
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>Ion cutelaba

How has this nigga not got popped for roids yet? He's fucking enormous for light heavyweight

I think he'll take this fight desu
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>>76471855
pitbull dindu nuffin
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>>76471845
>holloway post
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>browsing fight night /heem/ with dual monitors and snacks

C O M F Y
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>>76471867
>eastern europeans with latin sounding names
always a bit strange
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>>76471845
rush the octagon, get heemed by security
DO IT FOR THE BOYS
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>>76471849
yeah that's way too easy, hell with more picks you exploit spammers and still get goofed up
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>>76471895
post a pic bro
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Okay, honestly I'm still not sure how to feel about Ben 10. Can Australian posters tell me whether or not they want to call him their own?
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>>76471888
>I think he'll take this fight desu
I think he gets subbed in round 2
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>>76471847
I was strongly considering betting on a UFC card for the first time. I created a bovada account an everything. Thought I was going to bet on Elliott because it seemed like the safest fight. Luckily I decided the deposit/bitcoin bullshit wasn't worth it.
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next week's card is pretty sweet, although it's baffling that Holm/Correia are headlining. both suck whale dong

a card every 2-3 weeks instead of every week would make all non-PPVs stacked as hell. hopefully the UFC goes that way since they're also doing Dana's new fight series
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>>76471845
shout heem when the crowd isn't too loud so we can hear you
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>>76471863
This is the correct answer.

/heem/ represent
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>>76471883
Wrong Dong you're thinking of
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>>76471903
Would you call Bisping Californian?
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>>76471767
>the man is jewish

nice
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>>76471845
>>76471863
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Bruno Mars is getting heemed.
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>>76471913

>Gomi

No
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>>76471863
Please.
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>>76471897
eastern europeans are crypto latinos
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>>76471897

>we wuz romanz n shieet
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>>76471849
Leech, HW rumble or Gomi finally getting murdered fight
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>>76471913
>next week's card is pretty sweet
umm no its not
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>>76471903
Make it 0.5 points
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>>76471913
main event is shit, should be Covington(made lawler cry) vs Stungun or Saffiedine vs RDA former champ vs former champ
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>>76471911
He was a heavy favorite. Would've been a shit idea.
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>>76471913
Wouldn't really call it sweet. It's a tad above this one. I'm looking forward to RDA
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>>76471895
>not in bed
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>>76471901

nah it looks like shit my desk is a mess, but its nice to not have to minimize and miss anything.. highly recommend
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>>76471643

Stats guy here. There are 82 total picks for this card.

The first two fights have been exactly the same breakdown, only on opposite sides.

68 people picked the first fight right, and 68 picked the second fight wrong.
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If Cutelaba loses heem is btfo
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this finna be spicy boyos
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>>76471913
>wanting less MMA

shiggy diggy
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>>76471925

Sakuraba and Gomi are only going to retire when their brains are completely splattered on the canvas
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>>76471918
No not really, but I feel like this should be up to Aussiebro

>>76471894
need your opinion here friendo

>>76471940
sorry man but I need Australia to decide since he fights out of Australia and not NZ
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>tfw no cutelaba bf
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cutelaba has that russian retard strength
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>>76471961
You take this very seriously.
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>muay thai black belt
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>>76471913
that's a lot of asians
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>>76471942
>Should be literally who's main-eventing
Um no sweetie

Covington is one of the most boring, if not THE most boring fighter in the UFC.
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>>76471946

>consuming media in your bed

wew

good sleep hygiene you got there buddy
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Here we go lads, someones getting heemed
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>>76471846
Too bad Lee is gonna destroy him unless he focus on this fight to beat his ass since it's gonna be fucking banger.
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INTENSE
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>>76471845
HEEEEEEM that shit nigga
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>>76471961
Yeah why not
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>>76471957
Yup UFCs job is to kill prospects and get to the truth of it all.

it's where it's stars come from
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BRAZEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
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Da Silva looks fat
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y he so hostile :(
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OH SHIT
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HEEM DED
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I'm surprised they let him approach
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HEEM
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>>76471959
I feel like Kid is in the club too.

Damn Japs and their weird sense of honor.
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imagine being from a place called moldova
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM
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My money is on the Brazilian mongrel.
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>cutelabia
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BTFO
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>>76471925
yeah, he shoulda retired like 5 years ago
>>76471939
i'm looking forward to every fight on the main card outside of the ME; Gomi/Tuck is good for entertainment value and Jingliang is fun to watch
>>76471942
agreed
>>76471957
if it means less screaming asian pixies, sure
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haha big john never would have let him walk all the way over to the guy

aaand it's over
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>>76471952
nice nice. you must have some crazy autism man. are you gonna keep everything together and post afterward or should i cop this down? i'll keep doing the graphics as long as you do the stats
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HEEM DED
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HEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEM BTFOOOOOO
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*walks up to you*
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HUE
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I like him, he's on my team.
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FUCK YES that was good shit, did exactly what he said he was gunna do, and did it fast
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>>76471845
HEEEM during interview!! do it now! this interview
HEeeem
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lost all my picks thus far lads
had to up my bet on this one 3x to make the money back
what are my chances?
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holy SHIT THIS GUY IS A KILLER
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Wooooooow
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heemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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BRAZIL BTFO
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Holy shit
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>>76472023
Stop gambling
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HEEMED
what a fkn animal
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All my picks coming true. Up €360
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Heem sort of even though the guy was fine sleeepy
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This card has been pretty spicy so far.
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LMAO HEEM SLEEPY
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>>76471974
Yeah it is kinda silly I know, but for some reason this in particular is bothering me, maybe its because it took me by surprise at the last second

>>76471985
Okay that settles it
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When the move of the fight is the beginning of the fight
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>Bra7-1l
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Damn.
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>>76472024
Nah not really, if he can't overwhelm people he gasses and is ineffective for the rest of the fight.
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Pretty good fight
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fucking rekt
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Heeeeeeeemmmmmm
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JON JONES ON SUICIDE WATCH
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HEEEEeEEEEM
i was laughing so hard i started choking
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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WHAT A FUCKING MANIAC
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>>76471994
This, I minimized why the heck to cutelaba walk up to him I missed what de silva did?

Well shit he definitely was wrong to antagonize him like that lol.
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>>76472024
cutelaba always gives a damn good fight, always

If he can keep his chin until he actually gets elite he will be glorious
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>>76471905
Can you apologise now please my American friend?

I called it. His roided overhand did the trick.
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Are slavs white niggers?
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roids
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*teleports in front of you*

nothing personal spic
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LHW is unironically the worst division in the UFC.

What even was that fight?
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That was too one sided to even be spicy
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that was honestly disturbing
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BRAZEEW
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>>76471903
I'm conflicted on this seeing as he is an American, who trained out in Thailand before coming to Australia. But he has been here for a while and he did smash that annoying cunt julz.

I think he has earned it
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Is that one point for NZ?
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>>76471993
>literally watching on Fight Pass and this post spoiled it

Were you shitposting or are you ahead?
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>>76472024
Cannonier whooped him
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Can you imagine how embarrassing it would have been if he had lost after walking across the cage to get in his face
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MURKED, JUST FUCKING MURKED
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BRAZIL HEEM'ed ONCE AGAIN
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>>76472072
see
>>76471935
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>Coral Springs
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DID YOU HEEEEM YET YOU PRESENTFAG?!!!!!!!
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>>76472076
fuck is wrong with you?
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>>76471922
Called it.
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>leave cutelaba to me
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>>76472086

>he thinks Fight Pass is the earliest stream
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>cutelaba is only 23
Damn
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kek
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What did de silva do to make cutelaba walk up to him?
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"Frankenstein" should seriously retire after that, he just got GADOOSH'd and FLUSH'd, he should get a real job
>>
He's gonna piss hot backstage
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>His face before the fight
>The Stipe style ground and pound
/ourguy/ as fuck
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lol not a good fight, could have just grabbed a rando off the street and had the same result
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Looked much better than his fight against the Black Jew
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never picking brazil again
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only shawbshake.jpg got goofed this round #rip
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Never underestimate the subconscious impact of a rejected handshake
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THE SUPER NOVA FROM MOLDOVA
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>>76471903
It should be US vs. World
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Hahaha the man punched the man haha

Now this is entertainment
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>heem a guy quickly to say goodnight to your daughter

what a guy
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>>76472110
agreeeeee
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MOLDOV'D
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>>76472098
Lhw made UFC popular.
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Cutelaba a cute
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>>76472106
That's Cutelaba's thing. Intense autism.
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>>76472104
lmao haha xd ur good eddittor xd
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>dat translator
MUH
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Homeboy got emasculated in front of the world. Didn't even land a single strike. CM Punk lasted longer.
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HE IS IN RUSH TO SAY GOODNIGHT
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translator looks like a female GGG
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dude's name is literally cute labia

based
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>>76472112
Where was he posting his left hand during the ground and pound? On his neck? Looked really effective.
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is Cutelaba anyone's boy? where's he from?
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>>76472080
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That translator is a dime
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>>76472118
:(

Big upset didn't pay off.
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>>76472086

Im watching on BT Sports 2 HD lad
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>>76472103

>look it up
>he is only 23

holy shit
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translator is drippin
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>>76472125
awwww
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just lost 4th pick in a row now
only have $500 left in the bank
will need to make $2k to break even
>Hooker by KO is 4.50
What are my chances lads?
>>
THAT WAS CUTE AS SHIT
>>
that translator is the best translator I've ever seen
>>
That is one sexy Romanian bitch
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My man speaks russian! If I would have known that Id put him on my parlay instead of that faggot Elliot!
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>>76472117

If the fight is in Brazil always pick Brazil
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>>76472118
5th row are the biggest goofs on /heem/
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>>76472110
what does this mean
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>>76472125
he broke his face, then broke our hearts
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>bethe correira maineventing a show
the state of ufc in 2017
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>>76472145

He's not my boy quite yet but he definitely made the shortlist for the next draft.
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>>76472145
Moldova but he seems like an ethnic Russian, spoke perfect Russian in the interview
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>>76472110
this
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>>76472136
didnt do that my shitposting friend
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>>76472153
lol ur the sort of dude who cant even make eye contact with a girl but tells himself an hour later that she definitely wanted it
>>
Why couldn't he do that to my low-key boy?
>>
Did you yell heem yet you faggot>>>>>>>>???????????????????????????
>>
>>76472125
It's 5 am, or maybe even 6 in Moldova don't know what timezone they are on
>>
>that dadmode answer
Looks like I've got a new boy.
>>
HOW MANY BINGS TILL MAIN EVENT?>?
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>>76472168
Unironically less offensive than Holm main eventing a card at this point.
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>>76472122
I dont quite get your meaning friendo. The card is taking place in NZ and features several Kiwis and Aussies fighting people from elsewhere in the world. They are clearly the "home team" here.
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>>76472096
Holy shit! How'd you find a picture of him?
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>>76472163
kek FIFTH ROW FUCKIN SHITS
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>>76472155
Chances are good. Pearson is finished.
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>>76472144
Yeah looked like he literally held his head still while punching him
Fucking savage
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>>76472124
>Please watch our sport
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>>76472168
She main evented UFC 190 you dumb casual
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i hope ross pearson dies
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>>76472161
like aldo vs holloway?
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H A N G M A N
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>>76472172

Looks Russian, speaks Russian, but has a Romanian name.

Confusing.
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>>76472182
To be fair, you can be a major sperg and still be attractive.
>>
Is dad bod kelly gonna get the Big Brown Flushdown?
>>
>>76472145
He might be my new boy at lhw. Not sure yet
>>
$100 on Ross "7 losses in a row" Pearson
>>
>>76472168

It's a fight pass exclusive

it's the equivalent to being onthe prelims of a free fight
>>
>>76472204
Very carefully
>>
>>76472124
>i'm not an animal
ok
>>
>>76472216
All sports are repetitive garbage
>>
that guy was on steroids
>>
>killing a nigga so you can say goodnight to your babby

sweet
>>
The walk up to him and throat slit was douchey as fuck tbqhwy for sure not my boy.
>>
>>76472239

ABSOLUTELY my man
>>
>>76472238

>tfw too intelligent for entertainment
>>
>>76472155
Betting on mma lol
>>
volkan vs cutelaba, who wins?
>>
>>76472212
I think it was right between his shoulder and head, so he couldn't rotate his body in either direction.
>>
>>76472172

He's Romanian from Moldova
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>>76472168

Betch has the best ass in the division and she's sexy as hell in a "brainless slut that you just want to fuck and breed like an animal" way
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>>76472155
FUUUUUCK
>>
Ever since they started real drug testing Brazil had been absolutely exposed
>>
>>76472242
literally telling the dude hes about to get raped then rapes him. Pretty badass desu
>>
Just bet all my winnings from ben on Ross and Mark Hunt double
>>
>>76472155
Go all in Australia!
>>
>>76472235
Good call. I knew an autistic kid in high school, and that motherfucker would bite people.
>>
>>76472256
Volkan clearly. Did you watch Ion's other fights?
>>
>>76472225

More like Belfort-Nate
>>
>>76472256
The roach is fighting Jimi next
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>>76472272
(You)
>>
"Frankenstein" just has a horrible chin.

The nickname comes from how well he takes shots, looks like he took too many.
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>>76472238
Ahahahahahaha then are you telling me you're LITERALLY awake at 4am to be on the sports section of a chinese cartoon forum telling people to stop liking things

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>76472261
She looks like a Javier Bardem bobble head, your kids would end up like swamp donkeys.
>>
>>76472231
>le dirtybox and wretle man vs JudoJab
My money's on the old fella with blown out knees
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>lost my rent money on this card
>$500 on Hooker by KO
>literally shitting myself rn
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>
>>76472273
kid in my high school used to cover his ears and start screaming, wailing really, anytime something upset him
>>
>>76472265
Brazil just btfo everyone in the last event there.
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>>76472286

that is some real nigga shit
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>>76472272
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>>76472285

Got confused with the guy that fought earlier. Pls no bully.
>>
>>76472286
No I'm pretty sure it's because he looks like Frankenstein's Monster you fuckin' weirdo
>>
>>76472288
I have to be
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Hurry up senpai who should I bet on ? pool almost closing
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>>76472296
Real talk was this you?
>>
>>76472295
Love Dan, but he's not winning this by KO sorry
>>
>>76472295
Pearson almost never gets KO'd
>>
>>76472315
yes, but don't tell heem
>>
STOP

POST YOUR WALKOUT SONG

https://www.youtube.com/
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>>76472118
>yfw not been GOOFED yet

JYUANNUSAI
>>
>>76472295
Why would you gamble your rent money

Get help you're addicted
>>
>Yoel vs Bobby Knuckles promo

CONSIDER
YOURSELF
HYPED
>>
>>76472296
This kid would gasp really loud whenever someone used a profanity. My buddy once made him pass out by saying fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck super fast for like 2 minutes straight.

Good times.
>>
>>76472295
Hooker has pillow fists, you're fucked
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>>76472285
>>76472304
>>76472305
>the jannies jumped on a confused well meaning post like a bunch of vultures but they've done nothing about the scat spammer for days
>>
Middleweight is STACKED
>>
Romero is gonna lose to Pooptaker
>>
>>76472324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3g1kPGDcbc
>>
>>76472322
Sure thing bud
>>
>Hooker
hihi
>>
heem all Americans.
>>
Missed the Cutelaba finish, anyone got a webm?
>>
>>76472334
yet Bisping is the champ
>>
>>76472324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzC0mRQ6rMU
>>
>>76472332

I deleted it myself out of embarrassment.
>>
>>76472332
no someone just deleted their post so they wouldn't get their feelings hurt
>>
>>76472328
they let anyone in, that aspie I mentioned fucking graduated
>>
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>Top 5 UFC middleweights
>No Chris Weidman

Feels weird
>>
>>76472324

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD5-o1vajRA
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>>76472332
do you really expect any different?
>>
>>76472327
Anybody else putting a cheeky hundo on /ourboy/ bobby?
>>
>>76472332
Mods are the scat spammers pretty obvious
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>>76472337
lmao no

shittaker is literally going to die
>>
Realistically speaking, what kind of chance does Whittaker have with Romero?
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>>76472358
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>>76472351
How do you delete posts?
>>
>>76472310
Not to often we get to witness a faggot of this magnitude boys. Thanks for the treat. Lemme guess u love Muslims right
>>
>>76472374

At the bottom of the page.
>>
$100 on Ross
>>
>>76472324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROfYRGQeIsc
>>
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY
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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

https://www.strawpoll.me/13158934
https://www.strawpoll.me/13158934
https://www.strawpoll.me/13158934
>>
>>76472358
Gastelum is going to heem him too. He deserves it for trying to refball a win like a faggot.
>>
>>76472368

very real if he can weather the blacksplosion in the first round
>>
>>76472368
Breddy gud if Romero tries to strike with him
>>
>>76472368
5-10 percent
>>
Who else here /anyonebutnewzealand/?
>>
>>76472368
Probably the best chance of just absolutely fucking blitzing Romero out of anyone in the top 5.
Romero always loses until he wins and I don't think R-Dubs is going to let him get away with it.
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>>76472347
Well since Aussie webm bro ain't here, I'll pick up the slack.

I'm a bit behind because of my connection, so expect the webms to be a bit late.

Would you all prefer 1280 x 720 at slightly worse quality or a lower resolution at slightly higher picture quality?
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If gay jesus is fighting whittaker, does that mean moose is getting a title shot?
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>>76472327
Gonna be spicy senpai
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>>76472378
Interesting. thanks.
>>
>>76472374
You can't.
>>
bold move coming out to wonderwall
>>
>>76472324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFUJrg5GAvs
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>>76472384
Legit banger
>>
If Ross loses he's gonna get cut.
>>
AND ALL THE LIGHTS THAT LEAD US THERE ARE BLINDING
>>
>>76472393
Romero gets progressively better every round
>>
>>76472368
a very good chance IMO, I favour him desu. Unless he gets caught by a big shot he should win, which is obviously a possibility. Whittaker has a better style to win rounds and solid TDD whilst Romero tends to rely a lot on big moments.
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>>76472368
Whittaker will shove his kangaroo dick into Romero's communist asshole like its 1898, guarantee it won't even be close
betting odds will favor Whittaker but not by much
Free money
>>
>>76472324
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
>>
>>76472361
thats the worst song i have ever heard
>>
>>76472412
((blinding))
>>
>>76472295
Don't become homeless.
>>
>>76472392
Yeah as soon as I heard he faked not knowing the date for the stoppage he lost my respect completely.
What a twat
>>
There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know hoooooow
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>>76472412
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>>76472402
>does that mean moose is getting a title shot?
Kneegrow, Romero vs. Whittaker is for the interim belt.
>>
>>76472401
Based lad. Whatever works best for you.
>>
who is walking out to wonderwall? bt sport showing ads
>>
>>76472324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nXGPZaTKik
>>
>>76472364
Might be worth a cheeky punt on Bobby to take the decision

But Yoel is scary as fuck. All we can do is hope he slows down after the 3rd.

>Mfw Whittaker somehow edges out a split decision against Yoel and moves on the face Bisping
>Bisping avoids Whittaker for 5 rounds of cardio with the occasional jab and retains the belt for another year

That would be the worst timeline, truly madly and deeply do.
>>
got $100 on hunt / brunson multi

please pray for me americans
>>
>>76472431
>Kneegrow

How did you know that poster was Rockhold?
>>
LAST CALL

https://www.strawpoll.me/13158934
https://www.strawpoll.me/13158934
https://www.strawpoll.me/13158934
>>
1 - 2 on my picks so far.
>>
>>76472401
Don't force 1280x720 desu

Thanks for filling in

>captcha is "steve jobs"
wtfff
>>
>>76472415
His TDD will be nothing in the face of Romero's wrestling. Romero might be the best wrestler in the UFC. However, he just doesn't bother to use it because it doesn't do him any favors. Bobby Knuckles might just light him up on the feet, where Romero is likely to keep it.
>>
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>>76472324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CcTYsMHYU
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>those disgusting tattoos
I hope this bongnigger loses
>>
I had a dream Yoel beat Whittaker and then got ko'd by Bisping

I don't dream about ufc much but when I do I'm usually close

Dreamt Max would submit Aldo
Dreamt Cody would ko Cruz
Dreamt Nate tko'd Conor at ufc 196 on the ground
>>
Ross looking very flabby
>>
>>76472434
Descendant of a fruit
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Does /Heem/ listen to the co-main event podcast?

It's breddy good bruh
>>
Ross is Frank from F is for Family
>>
>>76472268
lmfao
>>
>>76472400
How strange a australian riding whittakers dick that hard lmao
>>
>>76472446
same parlay here but less $. Elliot fucked up my first parlay though so at best I will get even
>>
>TWO ABSOLUTE PUSSIES

guaranteed decision
>>
They should make it if you have over 7 losses you stop fighting

i dont wanna see these 21-13 shitters like ross pearson, nate diaz, etc fighting baka
>>
cant wait for ross pearson to get knocked out
>>
Im Australian but yoel has been my #1 boy for the last 3 years, cant go against him.
>>
do it for britain pearson

come on
>>
>>76472354

Didn't want to derail the thread. I could have left it up and gotten free (You)s, but I decided to do the right thing.
>>
I hespect Pearson mucho but the dude has been on a downward spiral
>>
>charles oliveira is good
>>
>>76472462
Oh also Ross loses via 2nd or 3rd round headkick btw
>>
>>76472300
>aldo
>>
>>76472465
light jej
>>
>>76472462
>Brit wet dreaming about Spitping conquest

Nothing to see here gang
>>
>>76472446
Memes stock are on lewis Kelly
>>
>>76472462
Fuck I hope you're right the salt would be unimaginable
>>
>>76472484
better than u dweeb
>>
>>76472471
All I said was that he's got the best chance of putting him away early.
>>
>he's a real student of the game
>>
this lanklet is getting heemed probably maybe
>>
>>76472446
Yea ur fucked, no hope for you degenate. Lewis got this all day long, wtf were u thinking kek
>>
>>76472368
Gay Jesus is a bit of an anomaly in that while his blacksplosion quotient is extremely high, it tends to be towards the later rounds. It's like he gasses out five minutes before throwing the bomb that caused him to gas out.
>>
Ross "Nobody lets me punch them in the face" Pearson
>>
>>76472481
you seem to think anyone give a shit about your posts
>>
>>76472500
pearson is 46 years old
>>
>>76472446
>Betting on a wrestler with zero striking outside the clinch against a Judoka
Goof incoming
>>
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Pearson is looking sharp.

>inb4 he gets KO'd in 3s
>>
>>76472484
he finished Will Brooks in less than half the time it took a guy twice his size to and he has the most submission wins in FW history
>>
>>76472496
Yoel could absolutely wrestlefuck whittaker if he wanted too. Im aware of roberts tdd but this is yoel not poocare
>>
How much does ausbro stand to win with a Hooker KO?
>>
when is that roid ape Rogan gonna get Goldie to do a fight companion?
>>
>>76472492
lewis didn't train and has a broken body
kelly already peaked with his win over rashad he can't repeat no way
>>
spicy
>>
>>76472519
When does he ever want to?
Yoel barely fights like a wrestler.
>>
>>76472491
I hate bisping though
>>
I know I'm late but Jesus Christ did that hue get BTFO
>>
>>76472446

Why would you pick Hunt

Old and his chin is done after the Reem fight
>>
I'm excited and nervous about Kelly, he has a path to win and i think a good game plan for his match

His opponent is a more explosive/harder hitting Rashad but if i Kelly can survive the barrage and dirty box it should be a fun and gritty win
>>
>>76472502
see
>>76472526
>>
>>76472536

deets

what's he saying
>>
>>76472525
Never, they aren't actually friends.
>>
>>76472462
>I train at SBG Ireland, ask for Conor M. I predict dis tings
>>
Pearson looks way more confident. This lanklet fuck is just treading water.
>>
>>76472536
Bang his wife and post pics
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this manlet trying to reach in
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>>76472537
fuck off. hunt will heeeeeem the fuck outta the black bitch
>>
>>76472536
Unfortunately you can't talk about this on /heem/.
>>
>>76472155
rip
>>
>>76472555
Hookers looked pretty good he's blocked or slipped alot of Ross's strikes
>>
Hookers face is so hittable
>>
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>>76472560
>rose-hair.png
>>
10/9 Hangman
>>
hooker is garbo
>>
>>76472562
How much bigger is derrick? I haven't seen them stand next to each other yet.
>>
>>76472555
Pearson about to be shadowrealmed
>>
>>76472506

>implying you're going to stop replying to them
>>
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NEW
>>76472528
>>76472528
>>76472528
>>76472528
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM'D
>>
>>76472562

You'll see when my boy goes all SWANGIN AND BANGIN on old-ass Hunt
>>
>le technical kickboxing
It's midday and I can barely keep my eyes open
>>
>>76472583
im cumming
>>
>>76472587
the bone structure of hunt will prove dominant
>>
HEEEEEEM

AUSBRO GETS HIS RENT PAID
>>
>>76472295
HOLY SHIT THE LUCK ON YOU
>>
HOLY SHIT HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
>leg kick jab
>leg kick jab
>leg kick jab cross

Tbh it's working for Hooker quite welll. Dude is killing it
>>
>>76472318
>>76472319
>>76472329
hahahaha you dickheads really don't know shit
>>
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>>76472295
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEM

That was videogamey as fuck

Just spamming out punches and kicks all fight until one hit
>>
technical sparring its gay
>>
>>76472155
>>76472295
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
>>
HEEM DED AS FUCK
>>
>>76472295
Holy fuuuuck
>>
That a legit beautiful heem
>>
I think Ross had his teeth pushed back.
>>
>>76472649
That doesn't negate what I said you moron.
>>
>>76472649
Well to be fair to the guy who said he has pillow fists, he won with a knee to the head
>>
KNOCKED OLD MAN ROSS'S DENTURES CLEAN OUT HIS MOUTH
>>
>>76472686
yeah yeah keep trying to damage control dummy. find a new sport to watch.
>>76472693
he busted up Ross's face with jabs
>>
>$100 on Dan Kelly

Really makes you think huh?
>>
>>76472682
>English fighter
How would you even tell
>>
>>76472295
You better go sit on the toilet and shit out that horseshoe
>>
Boxing BTFO why would you head movement when you know there are knees coming at you?
>>
This guy speaks like he's black and from South auckland, what in carnation
>>
whitey btfo!
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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