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today, 1600
>Wests v Easts

tomorrow, 1600
>Canterbury v St George
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Sally Fitzgibbon is back on the market lads
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Just rooted your mum lads
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Just tricked some faggot kid into rooting my mum lads.
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whats for lunch lads?
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>>76470265
ya mums cunt
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>>76470265
Your mother's vagina.
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Where is my two footy games today lads.
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>>76470096

Based Te Maire Martin was literally cucking Trent Merrin.
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>>76470323
T. Cherry boy
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Hey lads do you know if anaconda sells mountain bike brake pads?
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a bit hungover lads
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>>76470265
pissing down rain. had some fried rice and dumplings delivered. now having a nice hot milo
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>>76470096
>Alpha female leaves her partner without already securing a branch to swing to

Lad... I've got bad news for you...
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>>76470922
dont think so my man
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>literally putting a game of nrl on a monday afternoon while people are at work
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not sure if this is bait 2bh
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>>76470041
Me on the phone not watching the game
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was gonna order a pizza but I ate some food and now that I'm no longer hungry I have no desire to order a pizza lads
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>>76474580
have a craving to get maccas but i know once i eat it ill remember that the craving is a meme and that maccas sucks dick lads
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>>76472620
Yeah they did picked up a set hey
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>Roosters game
>thread is dead

Hmm....
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>implying it won't be a blowout

hope tigers win though, the deserve it
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More like POOOOOOOsters XD

But don't worry I'm here to samefag a whole bunch to make it seem busy lads
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>4.00pm kick off
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heard /nrl/ was the hip place to be lads
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Tricked some faggot into thinking /nrl/ was a hip place to be lads
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Reminder /nrl/ is a non-racist poomunity
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hope someone screencapped that fatty just then
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>>76475049
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>>76475056
based you
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>>76475057
Happy to get a snap of your mum mate no worries
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>>76475063
good to see her out and about thanks again
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Tipped the Tigers lads
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RIP
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tigers are BACK lads
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Trust me, I'm a doctor...
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>>76475092
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missed conversions WILL cost the poosters this game
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>sprays it across the face
I did something similar to that to a ice addicted prositute while she was laughing about using and abusing some beta loser that fell in love with her
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Are we getting 50+ today lads
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>>76475083
i;m sure he'll be fine
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tedesco WILL shut down the poosters offense lads
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>>76475150
Please watch our sport
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>>76475153
I do
so I will
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>>76475164
Good lad have a BFT
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Naqama is a pedo
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>>76475095
Cherry boy.
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1. Why are there loli cheerleaders in make up and shit?
2. Why are they sitting where players are sliding and running around?
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>>76475196
Virgin
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>>76475201
Correct answer
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>>76475170

after due consideration, I accept
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>Lose Gagai
>Sign Guerra

KEK
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>poosters
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based teddy
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Bald Ferguson is elite
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That sunset is really pretty lads. Wish I was cuddling with one of you <3
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>poosters literally need referee assistance to beat the poogers
>premiership """""contenders"""""
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>>76475284


=3
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hahhaa reddit nrl is fucking funny
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Gonna have a cheeky shower lads, that time of the week.
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*cuddles*
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>be an innocent white girl
>take up cheerleading for fun
>go to attend a football game
>minding your own business
>out of nowhere get VISCOUSLY ATTACKED by a buff black man
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these poofters having a chat...
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>>76475304
wtf i hate sunrise now
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so what's the nightlife like after a roosters game?
>>76475350
sunset, m8
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poor roosterman

his team is getting btfo and he has a player on his bench who scored 64, and another who scored 107
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>>76475313
>oi channel 9 management, we lost vonnie, the thicc milf tier lady, who should we get to replace her? Holly Valance? Kylie Minogue?

>nah how about this twink over here. blokes who like thicc milfs like twinks yeah?
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If this game was refereed by a superior female referee, the Tigers would be in the lead right now.
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>>76475377
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have a decision, going to the $10 KFC bucket
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>>76475350
I chuckled at your joke lad
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>>76475409
Virgin
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>>76475383
Are you talking shit about Based Female Touchie maybe our semen slurping sport isn't for you
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I'm all thumbs today lads
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cheeky little smack on the bum there lads
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>>76475445
Your mum sure likes when I do it
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Just two comfortable guys showing each other some physical affection.
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>>76475451
my mum's dead
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>>76475457
Yeah she's got a boney arse
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tigers looks petrolled
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>>76475488
Good lad using Australian terms
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>tfw you just realised this game still has 20 minutes to go
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>>76475498
Based Walkie
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Just did a pee lads
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Just did a poo lads
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Just scored a try lads.
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>>76475572
>>76475573
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>tfw same hairline as ferguson
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>All these dropped intercepts

What an unentertaining game
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>>76475618
This

What's for din din lads
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95
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Night, lads
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>>76475651
Night mate
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98
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>>76475661
meant for
>>76475594
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100
0
0
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>AWWW THATS NOT FORWARD YOU'RE KIDDING
Based bogan
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Do NOT (you) me mate. I did NOT give you consent.
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boring second half 2bh
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>being that desperate for (you)s bit of a poof lads
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Porterhouse steak, snags, mushies, wedges for din din.
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>>76475709
Virgin
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Sick of this virgin shaming lads. It's 2017.
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>>76475709
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Tempted to order a pizza lads
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took my first day off studying in 2 weeks cause i was burning out and needed a day to just shitpost at you cunts lads
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>>76475831
miss me yet?
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>>76475847
fuck he was good for the bulldogs

scored a try 13% of the time!
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Reminder that based T-Rex scored their only try in the 14 Grand Final
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>>76475873
the cunt is only 28 and has no career left

what a retard. he should be at his peak.
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dumb phoneposters
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Posted from my phone lads
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bought a fidget spinner lads
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>>76475044
yo wtf the father must be black as fuck
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>>76476268
No I'm white the doctor just told me this is a thing that happens sometimes.
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Foxtel is an anachronistic behemoth with a near monopoly on sporting content. At least they were until 3 years ago when I stopped dealing with them. They stay afloat by gouging around $70 per screen per month in mining camps, and restrict distribution to either a set top box system specifically to make it difficult to record on your own media (with a huge hardware bill for a big camp) or analog distribution on coax cable, which practically limits viewers to about 12-18 foxtel channels, with shitty quality. So a company with 1000 screeens across a couple of camps is $70 000 a month for less than 20 channels. A really shity deal but they know the workers get cranky when they cant watch the footy. Foxtel are still arrogant and they always will be until they go broke.
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>>76476348
based r/nrl
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>>76476348
dont they have the net in the mines? lel
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>>76476348
I wonder if Foxtel Execs know what a totally shitty Brand they have? How they are loathed by most Aussies as opportunistic pariahs who have ripped us off for decades, exploiting their monopoly and gouging us on price. This just looks like the same crap just a different shade. They are trying to respond to what's happening but unable to let go of a 20th Century business model. Seriously, who wants shopping Channels on a paid service, or Sky News & Fox News, why would I be paying for that garbage!? And what's with the IPTV box? Don't they know yet, we don't need more Boxes in 2017 with Chromecast or Miracast or ....
Once again it's FOXTEL NO
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>>76476268
Probably just adopted a black kid because muh feels
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>>76476348
t. poor cunt

I have based foxtel in every room in my house
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WHY are we paying miners to watch pay TV? Should they be, you know MINING??
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>>76476589
t. Peter Tonagh
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Any one know anything about gimballs/stabilizers?
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>>76476670
They're candy bro
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just took MDMA lads
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>>76476921
youre gonna overdose and die btw
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>>76476921
Just don't drink any water it kills the high
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peaking lads
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Had a 4176 calorie meal for dinner lads
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>doing drugs and shitposting
>not doing drugs while at a club and fucking club skanks
Based lad
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Just admitted I'm a virgin who calculates the "exact" energy content of a meal lads
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He doesn't count his calories which means he's a fat cunt
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Just measured the energy of my dinner in the superior joules instead of calories lads
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Just had a steetwise feast from based KFC by myself for dinner couldn't eat a couple of chippies though
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lads do I have to get breakfast items in the morning at McDonald's? I'm debating going to get some food but I'm not really hot on their breakfast stuff
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*rakes*
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>>76477135
My local place serves only breakfast items in the morning but I think some places do standard all day, my local Maccas is just shithouse and understaffed
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>141 posts
>25 posters

kek, nice """poomunity""" you have here

fuck you faggots I'm going to McDonald's
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Just spat in some faggot's Happy Meal lads
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>>76477209

Shut up.
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REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up
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>>76477886
look how many (you)'s I got lads
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>>76477232
wut
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>>76478527
don't (you) me
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Last for WalkGOD
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>>76471933
?
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Don't steal my last post you faggot
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>>76480073
Girls always have replacement guys. I'm a cherry boy and I know that. You can say ohh no they don't blah blah blah but literally girls don't break up with a guy unless they have another guy all ready.
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Last for BroncGOD virgin hours
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Last for BroncGODS
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>he actually bumped the thread like a dickhead
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Are the Origin teams named before or after the 4pm game?
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>>76482498
REAL WHO GIVES A FUCK HOURS

NSW will lose because ((())) need viewers for game 3
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Pearce will win his first Origin series in about a week and a half.

Genuinely happy for him.
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Mitchell Pearce.
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Got a feeling based sammy thaiday will miss out on game 2. Feels bad desu
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>>76494329
whatever you you say
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>>76494329
Sam Thaiday deserves to be dropped due to being shit.

He won't be dropped though. His PR machine is too strong.
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>>76494329
its his bday
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>based sammy dropped
>guerra still in
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Reminder to watch the poodogs lose today lads. And the muzzie bulldogs customer that is in here don't you dare (you) me.
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Israel First tbqh lads.
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who /whitenonmuslim/ bullGODS supporter here
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josh reynolds is still OUT but graham is IN

can we lose 5 in a row boys?
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>>76498225
>hasn't realised that islam is the light
Sad to be honest
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just voted One Nation lads
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DCElite
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>>76498761
Cherry Boy
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friendly reminder cherry boy will never catch on
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>>76499236
good post
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>>76496318
He's too nice, they should make him drink 12 bundy rums before every game
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>>76498346
with mbye in the halves i think its a guarantee

plus stgeorge are at their best form in years and the dogs are at their worst

prepare for a cricket score towards merge
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>>76499969
6/77 off 20.3?
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>>76500329
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>>76500607
nearly put cash on the dogs last week because I felt like they were due for a win

never trust that instinct
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They fucking dropped Corey Oates.

He was one of the Maroons best in game 1.
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>>76500755
Billy Slater, Darius Boyd, Will Chambers, Dane Gagai, Valentine Holmes, Johnathan Thurston, Cooper Cronk, Dylan Napa, Cameron Smith (c), Josh Papalii, Gavin Cooper, Matt Gillett, Josh McGuire. Interchange: (four of) Michael Morgan, Coen Hess, Aidan Guerra, Jarrod Wallace, Tim Glasby.
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>>76500820
Hess should play he would bring more gay men to the games.
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>>76500714
based goy giving 8% to the NRL
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>>76500820
I like the move of Papalii to prop, and the axing of Myles, Thaiday, Liliyman and O'Neil.

I dislike the axing of Oates, and I strongly dislike that Gavin Cooper was picked over Ethan Lowe.

I would have liked Oates and Holmes in there, but they obviously weren't going to drop Boyd. The selection of Glasby is a surprise. i knew they would need to name an extra froward as Wallace will probably be banned, but I thought for sure Kaufusi was in front of Glasby in the pecking order.

I'm a bit indifferent on the selection of Morgan. I would personally have him in the starting side, or not in the team at all. DCE is in much better form, and has done well coming off the bench in the past.
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is there a link to a stream of the team announcements?
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hi
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>>76501026
see
>>76500820

NSW WILL pick and stick
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>>76501107
yeah but i want to watch the streams, especially for the maroons one to see if walters has any crocodile tears again
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>>76500976
DCE is in better form, he just doesn't fit the team and won't whilst cronk and JT are still there
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>Thaiday and Myles will never play origin again

feels like the end of an era lads

reminder Myles is the only player to play in every winning origin series
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>>76501205
>reminder Myles is the only player to play in every winning origin series
I fell like you've worded this wrong.
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>>76501026
http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/state-of-origin/teams/queensland/live-stream-queensland-maroons-state-of-origin-ii-team-announcement/news-story/e528ba030a394fb7847ecca6d5be5915?nk=1d97130ab7b9899d2829988e55a5025e-1497235563
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watching dawsons creek lads
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>>76501328
>holmes in the centres
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>>76501432
He'd go better there than Oates would, and he knows how to pass. You need a lanky winger like Oates. Manlets like Holmes belong in the centres.
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>>76501328
>cronk on the left and JT on the right
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>>76501205
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>>76501475
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>>76501544
Sick of this racist oppression of indigenous people lads
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>>76501622
OC COMING IN
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>Dropping Oates

This is NSW tier retardation
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Walters just called Oates manufactured.
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WHY WOULD YOU DROP OATES, WHO WAS EASILY THE BEST ON THE FIELD FOR THE MAROONS?

AND THEY REPLACED HIM WITH A MANLET DARKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>Tim Glasby

kek

KEK
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>>76501806
Where did they manufacture him?
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>>76501890
This is seriously a retarded selection. Like, even Scott fucking Bolton would have been a much better choice. Fuck me, enjoy winning 10 straight NSW.
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XXXX Queensland Maroons

Billy Slater - Melbourne Storm
Darius Boyd - Brisbane Broncos
Will Chambers - Melbourne Storm
Dane Gagai - Newcastle Knights
Valentine Holmes - Cronulla Sharks
Johnathan Thurston - North Qld Cowboys
Cooper Cronk - Melbourne Storm
Jarrod Wallace - Gold Coast Titans
Cameron Smith - Melbourne Storm
Josh Papalii - Canberra Raiders
Matt Gillett - Brisbane Broncos
Gavin Cooper - North Qld Cowboys
Josh McGuire - Brisbane Broncos
Michael Morgan - North Qld Cowboys
Dylan Napa - Sydney Roosters
Coen Hess - North Qld Cowboys
Tim Glasby - Melbourne Storm

Coach: Kevin Walters

>>76501926
He said the Broncos manufactured him into a winger, and he's not really a winger, and should be playing in the forwards.
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>>76499236
t. cherry boy
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>>76501972
You forgot Daly Cherryboy Evans - Manly sea Eagles
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>we're going to have to endure 10 years of nsw gloating
It's just not fair qld bros
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>>76501972
They've only named 17.

Who comes into the side if Wallace is banned?
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>>76502405
Me.
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>>76502438
Based DCElite
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>no DCElite

GG QLD
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>Six Maroons players AXED

mfw The Dynasty™ is over
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Stay furious that Holmes is not a good player.

Stay furious that Holmes is all potential at this point.

Stay fucking furious that I have correctly called you out on being a casual who will forget all about Holmes once the media finds another flavour of the month speed babby to hype up for casuals like YOU.

kek, end your "life"
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Reminder that Poopees can NOT join origin discussion and may only post during the 80 minutes that the Warriors play each week
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>he hasn't already filtered poo peeland flags
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Just put my house and car on nsw 13+ lads
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>>76502643
More like 45 minutes hahahahha
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just got btfo by adjustments lads
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>>76502950
Who does Donnie Two-Scoops want to win Origin?
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>>76503054
Queensland because of that cringe Queenslanders Only show
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>>76503054
Queensland because if Trump was interested in NRL he'd inevitably have stake in all the betting companies
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storm v cowboys game this weekend will probably be the worst game of the season
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>>76502863
pls be N
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>>76501849
gayguy was qlds best 2bh
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>>76502405
guerra
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>>76502405
DCElite. The refs can't touch him.
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on Daly Cherry Evans?
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>>76503953
Just imagine if JT, smith and DCELITE all played for the broncs. Literally unstoppable, back to back to back premiers
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>>76503972
cool guy with hot sisters and a long neck who doesn't afraid of any refs
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>>76501972
>muh loyalty
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Based DCE:

- loves his mum
- well spoken
- intelligent
- hot sisters
- good captain
- refs can't touch him
- nice bloke
- plays EXCELLENT football
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>>76503992
>hot sister

DCE pls go
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>>76504078
based DCElite
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i am LOVING the manly OC in this thread lads
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>>76501972
>HAHAHA NSW will never be good cause when they lose they just change their side. How about some loyalty and consistancy
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>>76502687
playing it safe. good lad
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what should i have for din dins lads
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>only 3 broncos reps
Is this the end of an era?
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>>76504126
Cake
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just quietly lads its my birthday and im kind of a big deal
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DALY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
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>>76504164

Can i come to your party?
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>Slater, Based JT and the great white hope Hess
Who feels bad for blues here
Not I
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Imagine being Mr. Cherry or Mr. Evans and being unable or undesiring your wife take your name and not load your children with a spastic double barrelled name that still is based on the fathers name because obviously the wife is using her fathers name so it doesnt have anything to do with equality of sexes and has everything to do with following some Germaine Greer retarded idea that names should be shared
>>
>>76504178
don't (You) me
>>
S-sorry anon. Can i please come to your party now?
>>
>>76504191
and what happens when we all start sharing names? Will Cherry-Evans kids be Cherry-Evans-Whatever and then their kids Cherry-Evans-Whatever-Faggot-Poo? WHERE DOES IT END
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>>76504254
My mums a feminist and gave me a double barrelled lastname

I just dropped her name and use my dads name

She was seething
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>>76504191
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>>76504258
>being rude to your mum
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>>76504258
D E V I L I S H
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DCE is such a good respectful bloke he honours his mums wishes
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>>76504270
>>76504268
if you can cuck my name i can uncuck it
>>
when did DCEliteposting and Virginposting become the pinnacle of /nrl/ humour
>>
>muzzies hate dogs
>muzzies love the bulldogs

NRL fans confirmed rural and retarded
>>
Just saw a guy sitting alone crying and was fat and smelt really bad, had a sneak peak over shit shoulder and he was on /nrl/ complaining about /nrl/ humor lads
>>
Nah, not replying to people as well as telling people not to reply are both pretty good. Also counter persepective posts and ladposting are still top notch
>>
>>76504308
How did you get into my office
>>
Thinking about inviting based sammy thaiday over to watch some anime to cheer him up lads
>>
Some poofter gook just invited me over to watch agros cartoon connection or someshit the dumb faggot
>>
not sure if anyone here actually watched based agro and would understand that reference lad
>>
I watched Agro until I was Cheez TV pilled
>>
Latino countries always have double barrelled names, which is weird considering it's such a "macho" culture.
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>>76504350
I literally went to a taping when I was a kid. Had to get up around dawn and when we got to the studio they gave us all a little choccy milk
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>>76475651
Good Morning, I am this gent, ready t watch some more /nrl/, and some /afl/ while I'm at it
>>
Never really understood why Whats in the box was on AFTER Cheez tv 2bh
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>>76504378
I think because by the time Cheez tv was over you were at school unless you were too young to be at school so you'd be young enough to watch what's in the box
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haters will say it wasnt the goat agros show
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>and some /afl/
We got a traitor lads
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>>76504394
hughsey?
>>
Who would leave their 3-4 yr old home alone? Surely you don't go to daycare, then get sit in front of the telly and told to watch Whats in the box?
>>
>>76504393
>not samurai pizza cats
>>
you don't leave them alone, you plop them in front of the telly while you clean so your hard working husband can come home to a nice clean house
>>
>>76504410
t. h8r
>>
>>76504394

;_;
just until the rugby begins
then I'll stop, I promise
>>
>>76504420
Virgin
>>
Tony_AbbottPBUH
>>
>>76504448
My aboriginal
>>
>>76504422
Cherry boy
>>
just tried to force a shit meme lads
>>
>>76504393
TMNT and Sailor Moon
>>
>>76504453

Excellent post.
>>
Who /e3/ here lads?
>>
thought this was /v/ lads
>>
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>>76504480
it's not?
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How do I stream this shit
>>
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http://cdn.livetvcdn[dot]net
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doggies are FIRED UP lads
>>
https://livestream-f.akamaihd.net/i/3161248_7103245_lsi2zaxs0vftxsbjxsx_1@413783/index_2320_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&dw=14400&rebase=on&hdntl=exp=1497332672~acl=%2fi%2f3161248_7103245_lsi2zaxs0vftxsbjxsx_1%40413783%2f*~data=hdntl~hmac=b0bae36d2d2aee30e4f2623de8ab0d5b246d6b39f2b77501a32d28cfaa50e8c5

Put that into VLC and don't you me
>>
cheers guys
>>
>not taking the two
that WILL cost them the game
>>
fuck

after all that
>>
Fucking disgusting

Glad i didnt bother putting money on these hacks
>>
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>poodogs
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Still at work lads
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>>76504520
>>
>80% of possession
>no try
Imagine being a poodogs customer
>>
Anyone here hyped for Assassin's Creed: Blacked?
>>
>>76504576
Maybe when it's like $20
>>
This thread is for the discussion of /nrl/
For those who need help:

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
>>
>>76504565
Their left side (other than that monumental Morris blunder) has been good. Their right side is out of position every time, either too deep causing Mbye to go himself, or too flat which led too that dropped pass and Nightingale getting the ball
>>
Reminder to filter all trippies lads
>>
just unfiltered all trips lads
>>
Shit call
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not really in the mood for a scoreless draw, m88z
>>
Don't like this commentator lads
>>
>>76504609
>Scoreless
>Literally 2 points already
>>
It's wetter than a virgin in confessional out there lads.
>>
>>76504618
Warren Smith is good. Gasnier is eh.
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>>76504619

Not really in the mood for a two to nil game, lads
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Bit of casual racism there lads
>>
Pre-ordered an Xbox One X, lads.

I suggest you do the same.
>>
milking a penalty lads
>>
just milked a penalty lads
>>
>>76504652
Me about to get my shitter rooted
>>
I just shat myself
>>
I don't understand that. If your going to take the 2 points early, why not take the 2 there?
>>
>>76504675
I already have an xbone that's collecting dust I don't need another one
>>
Just got a msg from my ice addicted prostitute ex girlfriend, she wants me back lads
>>
>>76504699
they're already leading, better to go for 6 points so even if dogs try they'll still be leading
>>
>his house is filthy enough to have dust build up anywhere
>>
dogs are a different team to last week, based Graham got the boys all fired up
>>
Have to go to a bbq tonight lads kinda just wanted to fap and have a nap.
>>
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If I'm comparing the Dogs and Dragons to an NFL team, who am I looking at?
>>
>>76504710
But its not 6. Your turning down 2 only for a chance to get 4 with another chance that it'll be turned into 6.

If your teams mentality is to take points when on offer instead of taking the chance, why only do that at 0-0 early on. Its understandable from 60 minutes onwards but NOT that early.
>>
Bulldogshaven't scored a try for 174 minutes
>>
>>76504745
dogs would be raiders, passionate fans but hated by everyone else

dunno about dragons
>>
>>76504745
Dogs - colts
Dragons - texans
>>
>>76504748
they took the 2 to get ahead, once they achieved that taking another 2 could be easily overturned with a converted try by the dogs so it's pointless taking another 2 when you could potentially get 6 or at least 4
>>
>>76504758
are you saying their both mediocre and play in an irrelevant division?
>>76504756
I like that comparison if you can fit the drags in the NFC
do they stay a good chance post season?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
>>
>>76504794
>>76504780
I saw both of these.

Pathetic and embarrassing.
>>
>>76504748
>Its understandable from 60 minutes onwards but NOT that early.

because they're pussies and aren't confident they can score a try

doggies dynasty starts TODAY
>>
TOO MANY FUCKING ADS FUCK
>>
>>76504818
disregard this
>>
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Having a cheeky spice lads
>>
>he LITERALLY pays rupert murdoch for the privilege of looking at ads
>>
>>76504833
haven't deleted a post in so long I forgot you could even do it, don't bully me
>>
>>76504844
disregard this
>>
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I'm about to top score again AND knock that faggot albino manlet milky out of the top 8
>>
>>76504853
Who's this qt?
>>
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Dear /nrl/,

Please disregard the following.

Thank you.

t. Anonburger
>>
getting bullied lads
>>
Please disregard all my posts in the future lads
>>
>tfw knocking the poobulous out of the competition
>>
>>76504900
disregarded
>>
I love when the touchie tries to give orders to the manly men lads
>>
>>76504853
Enjoy having 7 players next week poovan
>>
>caring about the split rounds
kek
KEK
K E K
>>
BULLGODS
>>
kek

KEK
>>
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Seething lads
>>
based morris
>>
Your PD will be negative AGAIN at the end of next round and YOU will miss the 8 poovan
>>
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Go Dogs
>>
Nah, I'm on cruise control for back to back premierships. Might as well just congratulate me now.
>>
Refball
>>
poor N

he tries so hard
>>
N detected
>>
>DOMINATING a top 4 team

Dogs on premiership watch
>>
that one is to square up the refball
>>
Doggies are BACK lads

Dragqueens fans shaking in their high heels
>>
>poogans
>>
doggies were $2.70 on sportsbet rip
>>
DOGS ON PREMIERSHIP WATCH
>>
Never doubt the Basedogs.
>>
dragons on pooicide watch
>>
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BroncGODS officially in the top 4 lads.
>>
>That kick

P R E M I E R S 2 0 1 7
>>
>>76505110
don't know why they let Mbye kick

he's been kicking alright tonight though thank fuck apart from that last one
>>
This is what happens when you take the 2.
>>
>didn't score a single try
dragons customers absolutely SEETHING
>>
n
>>
Fell asleep on the couch lads who won?
>>
2-0

most dangerous lead
>>
>>76505213
play like a pussy get fucked like a pussy
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>poogans LITERALLY ruined my perfect score
>>
Same team for NSW
>>
>not dropping brett morris even though mansour and trbojevic are available
that's my peem
>>
just got banned from /v/ for "instigating a flamewar" lads
>>
Imagine caring enough about videogames to argue online about them aggressively enough that somebody bans you. Imagine if this was your adult life
>>
>>76505120
Every. Single. Time.
>>
Thinking about reporting someone who announced a report, lads?

Thoughts? Should i do it?
>>
Just remembered I'm a 28 year old virgin broncos and maroons supporter lads
>>
30 year old virgin broncucks customer who is also a NSW customer here.
>>
25 year old ManGOD customer who picks up most weekends who is also a NSW customer lads
>>
just tried to convince a bunch of strangers on the internet I'm not a virgin and failed lads
>>
>>76505634
Virgin
>>
Broncucks Refball and Virginity Club Pty Ltd.
>>
reminder

https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support
>>
just got immediate support lads
>>
Just tried getting support but they said there's no helping a 28 year old virgin lads
>>
REAL NRL HOURS

BULLDOGS ARE BACK

JUST LIKE WHEN THEY BEAT BRISBANE AFTER LOSIGN 400-0 AGAINST MANLY A FEW WEEKS AGO
>>
some guy just called the suicide hotline i work for and told me he was lonely and had never had sex and i asked how old he was and he said 28
>>
I'm trying as hard as I can to fit in lads
>>
easiest way to fit in, is NOT to try and fit in
>>
that's the joke
>>
>I was only pretending
>>
>I'm deflecting

he doesn't even realise I was talking about his previous post, didn't know anyone could be so DIM
>>
Ciao adios I'm done
>>
>he
>his

dat casual sexism
>>
I'm too fat to fit in anywhere, they tried to charge me for 2 seats at Suncorp Stadium
>>
>>76505975
based fatti poster
>>
Have you been paying attention lads
>>
>>76506066
Literally

>Boomer FOMO: The show

It's like how they all sperg about whats in the newspaper but their lives dont change whatsoever by any of it
>>
JB Hi-Fi
>>
IRS Publication 6209

For you, Mr Big Strong American.
>>
last for bullGODS
>>
almost peem pist poosday lads
>>
Gonna try some /nrl/ memes in the qanda thread lads
>>
>>76506481
you mean vintage /afl/ memes
>>
No I don't
>>
your not getting many replies m8. The thread is too fast
>>
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Yeah not as fun as a slow /tv/ thread was the other day
>>
reminder /nrl/ RUNS 4chan
>>
>>76506494
based reaĺity check
>>
I want insecure /afl/ drones to leave NOW
>>
Just got selected for origin lads
>>
>>76506616
Based Thaiday
>>
>>76506616
based tommy t
>>
feel a bit sad lads
>>
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>>76506660
>>
actually might unironically call them. its getting pretty bad
>>
>>76506699
Do it lad and maybe get off this shit website and go outside etc

/nrl/ wuvs woooo
>>
>>76506699
stop watching anime

stop masturbating everyday

get a job for at least some kind of socialising

basically just stop being (You)
>>
>>76506699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I
>>
i stopped watching anime when i was 20

how often can i masturbate? probs around twice a day presently

i have a full time job. i have friends but very rarely see them
>>
This is the logical conclusion of virginposting
>>
>>76506766
well it's fairly obvious from this post you need a gf, you sound lonely that's all
>>
>>76506766
Jerk off once a week ladm everytime you want to jerk it put that energy into bettering yourself, work out. Still feel like you want to jerk it fine but only after you've tried to better yourself
>>
just raped someone to celebrate getting selected for origin lads
>>
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>>76506838
Based JT
>>
>>76506862
wtf how did u know
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