/indy/ TEXAS RACETHREAD

>>76469126
#posse

>Marco 'JUST' Andretti

TRISTAN
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VAUTIER
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Give Will Power your power lads \o/

>the posse of Rossi

ROSSI
O
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first for death race

>Rossi

POSSE IS DONE.

>ROSSHIT

:((((

>still 200 laps to go

I don't think I can make it through this

TK and Dixon coordinated to take him out

CRASH

ROSSI IS KILL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

POSSI FAGS BTFO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO

DAMNIT

Kanaan came down

ROSSI NOOOO FUCK

Rossi caught in a Ganassi sandwich

>Both Ganassis teaming up to take Rossi out

GANASSI ARE OFFICIAL ENEMIES OF THE POSSE

>the possi of rossi

>America fuck yeah!
Its okay, best boy newgarden is still iin it.

ganassi'd

absolutely bullied the fuck out

>>76469250
>>76469251
FUCKING GANASSI ILL KILL HIM REEEEEE

THIS IS A BULLY FREE ZONE.

>>76469251
THIS
FUCK GANASSI

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Poor rossi. Think tk and dixon wouldve known better than to do that to him.

Give your energy to vautier, lads. Pls no grenade honda

sato dropped like a brick back to 14th wtf

>>76469288

Sato exhausted his meme magic.

>>76469288
He is just letting everyone in front crash

FUCKING DIXON AND KANAAN RETIRE REEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK EVERYTHING

REEEE

SATO AND HELIO BTFO BTFO BTFO.

FUCKING LEAFS

BRING OUT THE RAKES

RAKE EM UP

TOP LYL

>Mindycar

FUCKING LEAF

Hinch just go home

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPAGHETTI????

reminder that indycar will save american motorsports

Day of the rake when?

BAN HINCH NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST LIKE STROLL HE HAS NO ABILITY TO CONTROL A CAR

RAKE EM ALL UP

A FUCKING LEAF

PINCHED BY THE HINCH

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>>76469355

what did Hinch do? I had to piss

>The Mayor of Hinchtown

No deaths today boys Kimball is gone

Need a webm of that shit show

Beetus btfo
No one dies tonight

>>76469373
Kill yourself leaf

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SATO -1 LAP NOW

FUCKING LEAFS

>>76469378
spun out of his pit box, took out 2 cars (our guys) and continued on like nothing

guys what happened I was pissing

honda reliability

hinchcliffe really shouldve died in that accident imo

>>76469373
>blini.jpg

>>76469421
Wouldn't be out of order imo

>>76469408
a fucking leaf happened

>Sato-san taken out
>Honda engine asploads

Things are back to normal, I see...

BAN ASSAULT LEAFS

>kimball is kill
PRAISE THE LORD
maybe no one will die today lads

>A FUCKING LEAF

>>76469447
>sato battling to get back on the lead lap

deathbowl is still on

>>76469460
this

>>76469399
Being a lap down means literally nothing in IndyCar, the wave by procedure is a joke.

>ANOTHER newgarden speeding penalty

what the frig is with this guy?!

>>76469486
Roger gonna be PISSED

>Newgarden

fuggg

>>76469486
Put Juan back in the car already
Newgarden is a mess

So:
>posse ded
>beetus ded
>S/a/T/o/ and castroneves Hinched
>newgarden penalized
And still 196 to go

>>76469525
Hildebrand also penalized

DICKSON

>"what for?"

rake all leafs

>tries to kill everyone
get this fuckin fag out of here

He almost leafed the entire pack kek

THE
LEAF
JUST
GOT
RAKED

haha Hinch
>what for

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>caution
A convenient time to head to Concession Stand 405 in the Gate 4 Concourse.

Come try some of TMS's signature snacks, like these Hawg Heaven Queso Wings! Four oversized chicken drumettes, doused in a bacon queso sauce and then topped with a mixture of crumbled Doritos and bacon bits. Just $12!

>>76469537
Too many habbenings

>Mayor of Dindu Nuffinville

>>76469567
concession bro!
You got a Pocono rundown lined up for tomorrow?

Vautier the absolute madman

I think we have a new /ourguy/

>>76469577
Unfortunately, no

Because I will be posting what I have for lunch at the race

jesus hinch nearly lepage'd them

>>76469567
those look fucked up but I'd eat em

So is there a high quality stream?

>>76469604
PINTY'S!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jycp9nRPT6o

>>76469604
canadian streamer is showing it on youtube

>>76469604
https://youtu.be/jycp9nRPT6o

>>76469577
>>76469593

To expand on this, I'm going to search for the mythical Pocono pierogies. There was a lot of fanfare when they were announced but I have yet to find a single photo of them and, as you can imagine, I spent a good amount of time looking

http://www.nascar.com/content/nascar/en_us/news-media/articles/2013/04/22/pick-your-pierogi-party-in-the-poconos-400.html

>>76469613
>>76469615
>>76469620
Fantastic, thank you so much.

Jesus christ this race is fast . Vatier is getting it up. Also Daly up 11 positions

>>76469620
Reported

CAN'T RICOCHET THE VAUTIER

Vautier has a death wish, doesn't he.....he's going to crash and fuck himself up.

>>76469593
>>76469634
If you find the great white pierogie post a pic for us

>>76469591
Agreed this guy is insane

>>76469646
nigger

>NBC mentioning the Indy 500 more than ABC

stoppp

>phoneando alonso

They just give Fernando a call kek

GP2 GP2 GP2 GP2

F E R N A N D O
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>Alonslow and his garbled English

his English has gotten progressively worse from his Renault days. how does this happen

fuckin furriners

fernando coming to indycar full time im hard

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I don't want to hear about Alonso until he becomes full time Indy car driver

it's time to STOP

>>76469726
Ferrari and the new Cucklaren

they've got to stop asking him the awkward question, he obviously will not ever do Indycar full time

WHY NOT

HAPPENING

ALONSO INDYCAR CHAMPION 2018-2047

>>76469754

skrew f1 shits gay

>>76469754
Screencapping this lost for when you get BTFO

>What answer would you like to make good PR?

>>76469726
For some reason spaniards always keep their weird accent

>>76469754
you're right

He's too rich to do that

>>76469766
>>76469767
Don't get me wrong, I'd love him to do it, but every time they ask him the question live he hesitates for obvious reasons and it is very awkward

>Mayor of Saltown REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing while racing

What track would /indy/ like to see the series return to? I'd love to have the cleveland race back personally.

>>76469800
LAGUNA

SECA
E
C
A

>>76469800
Michigan

>>76469800
Motegi, someone prease repair it

>>76469800
Chicagoland
>castroneves

UH OH HELIO

>>76469800
Circuit Gilles Villenueve

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>>76469800
Las Vegas
I'm not shitposting either
If they can run at Texas, they can run at Las Vegas

Optionally:
Downtown Las Vegas street course like Champ did

>>76469800
Baltimore, just for the hilarity of the first corner.

dirty tax evading beaner rekt lol

WALL

HELIO IS KILL

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

CASTRONEVES BTFO

HELIO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

HACKED

JPM about to get the call up

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>unironically asking Alonso if he'd consider running Indy Car full time next year

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>>76469800

Helio is hurt
right as I posted the pic of LVMS
I feel bad now

did Hinch break Helio's suspension?

>Yfw it's revealed Tony Kanaan called the Bogs to crash Helio

He is ok

>>76469906
He walked away just fine

>Helio is not kill
thank god

>>76469924
well then,
That's confirmation Indycar goes back to LVMS next season

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I am salty as fuck about Josef Newgarden. He fought his way all the way from 17th to 2nd but he fucked it up with a pit road penalty?

>>76469938
That's what he gets for joining the evil empire

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>hunter-reay still in the pits
Not again

Penske killed Helio to bring Newgarden back.

Fuck you Penske

>>76469880
Well he did say maybe. I think he is hooked.

>>76469964
I should stop picking him it's probably my fault

Those facilities are such overkill for the amount and caliber of events at this track.

>>76469985
It just makes it weird to put it in the air like that so often

>>76469956
What does that have to do with Team Penske?

>>76469997
The building behind the first two turns is too big, it looks to weird

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>>76469898
>me driving Real Racing 3 mazda raceway laguna seca track

>>76469985

No chance in hell. He'd be taking the biggest pay cut ever.

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>>76469997
DELET THIS

no

no

fuck off choco get out of my Indycar broadcast REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76470012
If I remember correctly those are luxury suites

>>76469999
They want those juicy Formula One fans.

Welll....time to start drinking bourbon.

>Senna cocksucking in an indycar race
goddammit, its spreading like poison

>it's not a replica* it's race worn**
>*actually a replica
>**not actually race worn

>>76470056
Was it really kek

>>76469999
>>76470039
reeks of desperation

>>76470025
Not everyone cares about money over racing and Fernando Alonso may be one of those people. Why do you think people like Helio Castroneves race Indycar?

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>>76469999
Fucking checked

>it's from your hero

oh fuck off with this mandrama shit

>>76470075
>Why do you think people like Helio Castroneves race Indycar?
Because they ran out of money to continue up the European open wheel ladder and came to Indy lights as a last resort

WHAT A SAVE

lolllll special ed BYE BYE, a little taste of your own medicine

He thought Vautier was going to stick it high

WRECK

ED CARPENTER

NO WALL CONTACT

WHAT A SAVE

GREEN
SPIN
YELLOW
ok

ED CARPENTER LIVES.

damn it no caution he didn't hit anything

why don't they fucking run commercials during the yellow, and force them during the green instead?

This is what I don't understand about Indycar. Why go yellow when everything is fine. See if it all works out

>>76470066
I do not see why. The thing is Indycar's television ratings are going up in a time when television is dying across the board. In addition NASCAR fans are flocking in droves to a sport which has better oval racing.

EVERYBODY IN THE FUCKING WORLD KNOWS WHAT SPIN AND WIN IS A REFERENCE TO

>>76470143
because there was contact and the chance of a big piece of carbon on the racing line

>>76470143
It's too fast here to second guess a decision about a spinning car
For safety's sake when a car spins, you put the yellow out

SHADES OF DANNY

>Running a promo ad for The Mummy when it's been slaughtered by reviewers and needed the international market to save it

>>76470091
I mean now. Do you not think Helio Castroneves could fund a Formula One career now?

wtf will power winning an oval

>>76470059
Yeah. I can't tell whether they gave him a period replica and he's getting a race helmet later or they gave him a new replica and he's getting the period replica later because motorsport.com's staff can't write for fucking shit.

>>76470216
Dixon maybe skillwise but Helio hasn't won in forever

>>76470216
Helio is like 50, he would be worse than Stroll.

>>76470216
because most of the seats open for "funding" are shit like Sauber

Toowoomba Power lads

They need to ban open wheel racing on ovals

VAUTIER
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>>76470250
Kill yourself

>>76470250
thank you for using a tripcode, this makes things easier

>>76470250
nice b8 tripfag

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>>76470250
just delete this

kek. who the fuck is Ed Jones

>>76470267
>still going high after your boss specifically tells you not to

M A D M A N
A
D
M
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>>76470303

A muslim.

Vautier will either win or crash

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>3 seconds covers the whole field

how can NASCAR even try to compete with this?

>>76470303
indy lights champion

>>76470303
the guy that got robbed of Indy 500 rookie of the year because muh Alonso

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>thinking anybody gives a shit about indycar now that alonso's gone

>>76470317
>boss specifically tells you not to
I don't think he was telling him not to go high, he was just warning him to be mindful of people attacking down low and to not cut them off

>>76470322
by removing the whole clean air shyt maybe

>>76470343
Just watch the race bong motorsports are fun

>>76470343
thank you for taking the time to post in our poor little thread

Carpenter already back up to 11th

>>76470250

Yeah well, like, that's just like your opinion man.

>>76470346
it's probably not actually that hard to do
Don't tell me NASCAR's engineers cant fashion a way to put the leader at an aero disadvantage

There's no excuse
They have access to F1 tier computational simulations now (having brain drained a number of aerodynamicists to NASCAR from f1 in the past decade)

why is there a guy named a lotion

please watch our sport

>>76470346
>>76470322
>>76470391
Restricor plates.

>>76470394
muh Russia

>>76470391
science is fake news, don't ya know

Indycar is pretty good for a bunch of nobodies who couldn't hack it in Europe. Seriously most of these guys do nothing the whole season and they still have a job somehow.

>>76470418
t. Brian France

ignore /f1/ posts
hide /f1/ posts
do not respond to /f1/ posters

>>76470394

He was the first really talented guy to make it through the European ladder series, but didn't make it to F1 unlike Putin's grandson over at Toro Rosso.

>>76470391

I guess side-drafting is the most effective way for NASCAR crash to try and aerodynamically fuck up a following car, but it's dangerous, difficult to do and only really talked about at the Daytona & Talladega races.

>nothing happens
>yellow
>nobody has information

thanks Obama

>Indycar
>made up yellows
>not rigged

Bullshit yellow to save firestone's ass

>dubree cawshun
This is nascar now

SNEAK

>>76470476

Sounds like a case of
>Deb Bris

>>76470391
They're trying out new shit in Xfinity at the brickyard. They're going to run a brake package which has ducts that make a larger disturbance of air so it's easier to draft and make passes instead of stalling out mid-overtake. It adds downforce and only a slight bit of drag but the CFD traces show a much larger wake and the test session was promising.

scared-of-tire-failure caution

>>76470391
How many lead changes have you seen in this race bro. Not "oh well the outside car was technically leading at the line" shit either, nobody fucking cares about that until the last 20 laps.

HELIO DUI

>essentially a competition caution to check tires

so it begins, the great nascarification

can we fuck off with the asscar shit pls kthx

>>76470466
>I guess side-drafting is the most effective way for NASCAR crash to try and aerodynamically fuck up a following car, but it's dangerous, difficult to do and only really talked about at the Daytona & Talladega races.

Yes but my theory that it's not an intractable problem for NASCAR engineers to devise a way to put the leaders at an aero disadvantage remains. If only there was someone with a technical background at the top decision making levels of the sport

Also,

>No Dr Jerry Punch to stake out the medical center
Robin is OK at this though

>>76470418

DELET THIS

favorite kind of pringle?

>Chilton leading on old tires
This is going to be fun

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Americans respect all forms of racing.

A shame furriners can't do the same.

>>76470540
>>76470537
last week they red flagged the race with 3 laps to go because they wanted an exciting shootout. it is already over, racing lost

Hey guys lets break the race into stages and let's have competition cautions then let's just make shit up on the spot

>>76470540

>>76470458
They have never had actual competition for audiences before. They do not know how to deal with it.

>>76470555
BBQ

>>76470555
your trips are for original flavored

>>76470514

To be fair, they were having trouble with tires chunk in during that pre-Indy test and again in final practice...

>>76470537

The track got completely repaved and has different banking in Turns 1 & 2 from last year. Why wouldn't you want to check the tirestatus in case one of them blows up at 220 MPH and launches a car into the grandstand?

>>76470585
let the teams figure out tire wear and pit when they need to like every other fucking race. no need for officials to hold their hands

>>76470512
you read that somewhere?
link me up?
Racing engineering magazing?

>>76470537
It began 20 years ago.

>>76470514
>scared-of-tire-failure caution

That's a new one...

damnit we were having a comfy thread until /turnleft/, /f1/, and the tripfags showed up

fuck off

>>76470621
>>76470514
Welcome to NASCAR

>>76470640
be glad we're watching your semen slurping sport

>>76470604

Do you want it to be like Silverstone in 2013 where there was a very real chance of getting the race cancelled because of all of the tire failures?

>>76470640

I've anonymously lurked and posted in these threads for at least 4 years now, fuck you.

>>76470640
>/turnleft/
ummmmm
That's what we're doing tonight, or haven't you noticed?

>>76470661
Take off the trip faggot

Max Chilton is going to die

>>76470432
IMSA and Indycar are the premier motorsports in North America for racing and entertainment value. Up there with the best in the world including Super GT and the best endurance races/bigger Supercars races like Bathurst 1000. Oval racing on a track like Texas is one of the best places these cars can put on a show.

>>76470665
asscar fuck off

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>that tire blistering

>>76470672

Fine. Happy?

>>76470679

I always liked the races at Iowa Speedway as well.

>>76470679
this

GIVE TRISTAN YOUR ENERGY LADS! \O/

BIG JUAN

Hinchcliffe is a fucking idiot

rake him out of here.

>>76470640
>>76470693
How come these IndieCars don't use their headlights? :^)

Also
>BIG JUAN
This is /turnleft/ now

keep it green and let those tyres burst baby

BIG ONE

>fake caution
>big one
we really nascar now

A

fug big one

>>76470608
racecar engineering may issue. read at your local bookstore. they talk about truck flip prevention too

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OH
FUCKING
SHIT

>>76469835
RIP Dan.

all because Hinchcliffe was trying to be a hero

Will anyone call him out on it?

jesus christ hinch quit wrecking people

LEAF

THE BIG ONE!

IN INDYCAR!

>>76470746
CAUTIONS
BREED
CAUTIONS

GOOD JOB HINCHCLIFFE

Hinch has been extra retarded this year

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FUUUUUUUUUUUU

HINCH GODDAMMIT

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

THE MAYOR OF SHANTYTOWN

>>76470764
I was there
It sucked

Dale Coyne on bankrupt watch

Hinch has been driving like a moron but Kannan twice has wrecked someone by not giving any room on the bottom

>NBC trying to shift blame to the Russian

of course of course, the easy scapegoat

leaffilter.exe

Hinch needs to get his ass suspended for that. WTF was he thinking???

Ban this fucking canadian already.\

That was TK's fault

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>kanaan's second victim of the night

>>76470816
Ganassi is fucking wrecking everyone

>A Lotion

>>76470816

Ship him off to Ganassi's IMSA team and bring back Ryan Briscoe IMO.

>>76470751
Thanks, I'll read it later

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>trying to blame a lotion

>red flag
who died?

>only 11 cars left

>>76470852
No one just a big JUAN

Aleshin+Hinchcliffe=DEATH

>Roger Penske firing Joseph Newgarden

>>76470852
No one, but turn 4 is covered in debris

>>76470852
drew brees

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Wreckers or checkers bitches!

>>76470860
we /f1/ now

>>76470852

Nobody yet, but it was a big one that left a lot of broken racers on the track.

Did Gabby Chaves get caught up in that one? Or was he so far back he escaped with minimal damage?

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>>76470882

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>throw pointless yellow
>have accident because of it

Nice work Indycar!

You guys are meme idiots for blaming hinch. Tk literally moved up into him, he had absolutely nowhere to go, same as rossi.

Only excuse for tk is he had been taking that high to low line in 3 the whole race, but he and his spotter knew hinch was there.

>>76470893
He should be fine

>11 Cars left
I didn't realize I was watching F1

>>76470893
nah he and sato made it through, maybe picked up something on the tires

>>76470824

this

>>76470860
>race ends in lap 205 because there are no car left

>>76470893
Chavez escaped. Running in the top 10 right now
>11 cars left
>Marco in 10th

>>76470888
I like that kid. Wish things could have panned out in Indycar, the frogs are somewhat loveable on ovals.

SATO BANZAI

WE STILL IN THIS

>Marco gifted a top 10 because he was too slow to be caught in a wreck

wow this is Elder God strategy at play you guys

>>76470924
That's one way to score a P10 finish

>>76470924
>>76470909
>>76470913

Nice. He was my dark horse pick to win.

>>76470905
Hinchcliffe was already hugging Kanaan. Aleshin gave them no room at all.

>Dale
JUST

>>76470881
Aleshin_physically_remove_leaf_from_indycar.jpg

RIP Dale's checkbook

RIP TK's career

>Pillow gets cool after a few seconds
I NEED THIS PILLOW.

>>76470941
Not so fast my man

>>76470941

It worked back in the CART days for the 500 mile races they would run at Michigan & Fontana. It's how no-names lime King Hiro, Willy T. Ribbs, Mark Smith & Casey Mears scored Top 10 finishes.

>TK letting an old ass man get in his face

desu i would have thrown hands

Who you got your money on?

F1 reject, European rejects or the American nobodies

>NBC blaming everyone but Hinch

>>76470986

Murrican Nobodies. It's an oval and by god they need to win something in this series.

I like this new Texas. It is extra death.

>>76470933
Your dubs confirm that it was his destiny to eat the wall tonight.

>>76470321
I was right

>can't pinch the Hinch, they said

Fuck off chip kill yourself fatass

>>76470984
who got in Tk's face?

>>76470986
America FUCK YEAH.

Will Power win?

>This is the racing we're trying to avoid a bloo bloo bloo

WEW
E
W

CHIP IS PISSED

>>76471007
My heart is on Newgarden but my money in on Dixon

>>76471042
coyne gave him a talking to while the cars are parked for the red flag before being ushered away