Previous:>>76459149
Who is your favorite female fighter in the UFC? Also, could Schaub make a UFC comeback?
I like it
>>76466010
Where do you get your news?
Reem
is Doumbé the biggest memer in MMA today?
>>76466019
The JRE Experience
/heem/ bless
Close up of Groenhart getting BTFO by three /heem/ fans
https://twitter.com/jameskidd44/status/873634442081959936
Who is your favorite female fighter?
Hey pussy, are you still here?
>>76466041
Those guys are related to Grigorian for sure
>>76466010
>>2017 there's people believing that the earth is round
What others fairy tales do you believe heem
>>76466075
Armenians might be the biggest scumbags in the world honestly
Hunto is going sleepy
>>76466041
why did the just turn around when there was still time?
>>76466093
>>76466100
nope
>>76466113
Dude he got flat lined by Ubereem 3 months ago
>>76466104
Nobody knows for sure yet. The knee might've memory fucked him and he thought it was over.
Also Holzken fans had horns according to the commentators so maybe he heard one and thought it was the bell.
what time is da ufc?
>>76466135
1 bong 45 bings
>>76466127
Ali looked great in that fight
>>76465998
for me, it's ashley yoder
she has a 69 INCH REACH, and a bachelors in African American Diaspora Studies
>>76466135
>>76466141
I think anyway because one fight got canceled
>>76466130
can't fault groenhart 2bh
>>76466109
Moose is pretty thoroughly a Dutchman to be fair.
>>76466130
Why would a fight promotion allow fans to bring horns in? That's so mind-bogglingly stupid.
Chris weidman was never my boy
>>76466157
CUTE!!!
>>76466157
Literally no one cares.
>>76466010
What if
Are you ready
Listen
just listen
ohhh its gonna blow your mind
what if
you're not gonna believe it
what if
what if the earth is BOTH
FLAT
and
HOLLOW
????
>>76466172
>Moose is pretty thoroughly a Dutchman to be fair.
Okay
*GADOOOSH*
>>76466229
Leave me alone and discuss the fights tonight. You probably didn't even know there was fights tonight.
>>76466172
>Why would a fight promotion allow fans to bring horns in?
The same one that can't prevent fans from charging into the ring.
>>76466229
>>76466235
samefag. literally every time. fucking zilch.
>>76466214
You're using a picture from 10 years ago. Moose was born in Iran and grew up in Holland. He's far from a thoroughbred Armenian. You can tell by the lack of facial hair and horrifically flashy fashion sense.
>>76466240
Not samefriend. The guy just never leaves me alone.
>>76466250
which one is the proxy the american or canadian one?
>>76466093
this happens when you mix sandniggers with christianity. Nothing good can come out of that.
>>76466264
What about peaceful Lebanese and Palestinian folk? Plus their women are hot as fuck. Arabs with Caucasian facial structures senpai.
>>76466014
you add miletich and croats have a nice contribution to MMA
>>76466277
>peaceful Lebanese and Palestinian
thats an oxymoron desu
>>76466277
jordan and lebanon are awesome, sucks they have to deal with their region
>>76466291
you know you would give her your seed and raise strong Arab-Christian sons
>>76466295
yeah, it blows. my ex girlfriend was Jordanian and she had to go back after her student visa expired. she might be dead 2bh. the way I said that sounds casual but it's a real possibility and it makes me very sad.
>>76466291
not saying the dont have beautiful women or a nice culture. But you cant say these folks are peaceful. Chimping out is tradition among them
>>76466318
a lot of them aren't, a lot of them are. just like a certain country over the last century that you might be aware of. i will say that honor permaheems are disgusting
>>76466316
she's got fat fingers, you know what that means.
>>76466343
damn i didn't know that. she's got straight sausage fingers. 3/10 wnf 2bh
how many bing bongs?
is there a fight companion tonight?
>>76466332
yeah of course you cant generalize. But Ive been to Georgia and Armenia and you can get killed there very easily if you make a simple yo mamma joke or smth casual like that.
Also middle eastern christians are not to be fucked with what Ive heard from friends. If I compare those people to middle europeans or scandinavians its fair to say that brown christians are far more prone to violence imo
>>76466247
>Mousasi isn't Armenian because he isn't from Armenia even though he speaks Armenian with his family
>An LA Armenian American stereotype is symbolic of all Armenians
I'm afraid I don't follow your logic.
>>76466385
You know it
>>76466360
Who knew the elbows too pointy meme was actually still applicable in 2017?
>>76466398
Is there? he didn't say anything about it.
>>76466392
that's cool, mane
>>76466391
I've heard the same. Arabs need to learn how to banter
>>76466385
nah rogan is away on a grizzly hunt in montana
>>76466421
fuck him
>>76466419
>schaub spammer is also the /tv/ chloe spammer
it figures.
>>76466444
nice trips but you gotta give our german friend a break. he's a nice guy with good morals
>>76466455
god damn i haven't used that handle since 2010 lol
>>76465995
we lost the dong fight
I assume it was because of the movement on the line again, since one of his previous fights he was supposed to lose, and he ignored the people trying to fix, but the line is moving so UFC might have pulled it because someone is messing with maestro again
>>76466444
Holy shit that looks exactly like an armenian guy i know
Take care of your underwears.
>>76466485
Teymur vs Diakese would be so spicy
>>76466480
elaborate please. Maestro has been getting worked?
who's your favorite fighter overall?
who is your favorite big dick fighter?
>>76466562
Joanna for her fight style and aesthetics.
Sights on Bisroid
>>76466580
Holm
>>76466480
>>76466515
Gouti probably just got ill because of the weight cut. Nothing too weird. It wasn't Dong that was in the "fixed" fight, it was Bang.
>>76466572
>I, as a white male, can go anywhere at any given time here in Germany without the certainty of being robbed or beaten.
Guess again Hans
>>76466562
my boys
>>76466580
>>76466421
alright thanks... is there a good alternative for live commentary?
>>76466611
my bad, another sound effect based korean
it was bang versus kuntz the eternal classic
>>76466629
>takeaway
literally cringed
>>76466629
Give her the D
>>76466629
If you do post webm
>>76466635
the /heem/ discord
it's very diverse. there are burgers, poles, brits, strayans, serbs, italians, etc
>>76466659
>the /heem/ discord
The ultimate in friend simulation.
>>76466648
grim init
>>76466649
brits are weird
>>76466652
okay, I wanted to watch the fights on tv as well but she's in there drunk watching re runs of take me out so I'm going to have to stream it on my laptop
>>76466666
wasted
>>76466670
>wasted
Go fuck yourself, your ugly mother, and your discord you absolute zero.
>>76466696
>There is no chance Im getting unharmed out of compton
lol this fucking zilch is talking about the united states like he's walked the streets for decades
yeah literally every person get assaulted on a friday night in compton, literally every single one
fucking idiot
>>76466696
youre a fucking zilch, stop talking
>>76466687
why would wasted quints mean I agree with the discord? You wasted them, you'll never get digits like that again and you wasted them
>>76466702
I mean she was able to retire at 40 so she's doing alri
>>76466718
I'll heem your girlfriend instead
>>76466719
As a white person Im pretty certain you are fucked if you walk straight through compton late at night...
Reminder than McGoober is in fact NOT secretly a nice guy when there are no cameras on.
>>76466737
Sweet double leg
>>76466745
have you ever to dee butterface?
>>76466745
>AY WHAT DA FOOK YEW DEWIN WIT DA CAMERA ILL SMACK U FOOKIN EAD YEA
>AY AY AY DONT TOUCH DA GOLD YEH CHRIST ALMITEE DIS WATCH WORTH MORE DEN YOUR LYFE
>>76466759
how come immigrants are the only ones allowed to show pride in being german?
>>76466745
Is that his wife?
Some fights announced for DWTNC
>>76466779
it will come in time, germans already rule all their old controlled territories, time will tell before EU culture starts to form
>>76466759
You really deleted it and repost it?
sad
>>76466792
I didn't know Derrick Rose fought MMA
>>76466792
>>76466745
Im more amazed by the fact how normal and deflated his body looks when he is out of training camp
>>76466820
eggs, avocados, salmon, organic milk.
shit, i'm hungry
>>76466808
that was after the Mendes fight, he probably put a fair bit of muscle on now
>>76466825
I have none of those things
>>76466820
sushi is rank how do people eat that shit?
I swear nobody actually likes it but women buy it to feel tumblr and upload pictures to instagram
>>76466835
That's why you're always hungry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcMBm-UVdII
>>76466859
I'm not hungry and I don't really want to watch a youtube video about dieting. I wrestled in college and I tore my labrum so now I'm sitting in a sling, unable to exercise and just kind of want to eat whatever
>>76466896
And that is why you will not go back to strenuous physical exercise again.
You are weak.
bout to hit the treadmill before the fights start, pisses me off I can't listen to Bookie Beatdown anymore lads
>>76466907
I live in Columbus Ohio. In 6 months, when I am out of my sling, I will beat the everliving shit out of you any time and any place. Come on by
>>76466931
yeah if you don't die from a heroin overdose first
>>76466820
go for sushi, im think im gonna order papa johns
>>76466841
I love sushi. Just like anything, some kinds are gross and some are good. Depends on the quality of the resteraunt too. Not everyone wants to eat crumpets and beans all day m8
>>76466936
Hold on there, Leaf, this is a domestic matter.
>>76466931
Come by the Discord. You will find me out very quickly. We should meet: https://discord.gg/SNrFWV
Guise when are we live?
Thanks a lotso
>>76466955
sashimi is better desu
>>76466963
faggot
>>76466966
7 minutes you dunce
>>76466974
You should come by too, cuck.
>>76466979
35 minutes
A fgiht got cancled
>>76466996
kek
>>76466996
Ma boi black BEAST gonna fuck some Cunto tonight
>>76467005
>>76466931
lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?
holy shit i just watched rugby for the 1st time for a few minutes
a bunch of low test shit athletes throwing a ball and tackling it's literally embarrassing, just pasty bald white guys lol
How long is this expected to be?
>>76466989
ree.
>>76467075
You got your shit pushed in by Ireland's B team. Pipe down.
why even put this on fightpass? fightpass is absolute shit for live ufc events
>>76466963
>hanging out on discord with the dregs of humanity that browse heem
>>76467017
Blak beass is entertaining as fuck
>>76467073
its getting kind of stale m8. get some new material
>>76467113
if you have a problem hit me up. [email protected] (spam email)
>>76467113
I don't really train. I'm fat and insecure.
>>76467094
yeah i couldn't care less i could beat the fuck out of any of those "athletes", i'm literally fucking embarrassed they're a bunch of faggots, anyone who plays that sport professionally lol
>>76467126
lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?
>>76467076
probably will end between 12-1 am
>was planning to stay up fo the first 2 fights on fightpiss
>there's only the literal who wmma lel now
heem me.
>>76467154
this wont be a meme no matter how hard you try autismo
>>76467171
Don't you want to see some asian qt get heemed?
>>76467181
as long as I keep posting it people will believe me
>>76467154
i unironically live 25 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown lol
>>76467126
You spend your entire day shitposting on /heem/ so that wasn't hard to figure out.
>>76467181
It's not a meme I want to fight
>>76467184
>heemed
>wmma
Expecting a snore decision obviously
what is this conor shit where is the fights
>>76466157
ashley a cute
>>76467184
>>76467208
One fight got cancelled so they delayed the start by half hour
>>76467193
>>76467200
insecure
>>76466228
imagine /pol/ ska. imagine poltards skanking
>>76467213
>that tiddies on that bitch
wew bby
>>76467218
idk what you mean but im just saying the meme is funny because i actually live close by to that gym. i've been there before. i'll also be at the ufc long island since its like 10 mins from my house
>>76467231
virgin
>>76467231
>115lb jiggly tits
fucking beautiful
>>76467254
wot
>>76467201
>>76467218
>wants to unironically fight people on /heem/ over memes
>calls others insecure
Post a pic of yourself or welcome to the filter, buddeh
ur all fags
>>76467231
The girl at the back maybe
>>76467237
you wanted the fight, talked tough, I messaged you and you went quiet. Leave heem now. You got exposed as a bitch
>>76467277
thats who i was talking about lad
thought chrissy had got a massive boobjob at first
>>76467267
imagine begging me for a fight at 1am and then getting mad and pretending its not you on heem because you're being mocked
Haha someone has triggered the hyper autist.
>>76467282
im not apart of your friend simulation. that was my first post today. i havent talked to you before. dont (you) me.
>>76467311
>im not apart of your friend simulation. that was my first post today. i havent talked to you before. dont (you) me.
You took an L buudy
It'll be nice when this autistic bong fucks off and stops giving bongistan a bad name
>>76467303
Why is he trying to act tough on a memeboard? Sad 2bh
>>76465998
Joanna and no.
>>76467319
>You took an L buudy
literary cringed
>>76467324
>>76467322
CONNOR BTFO
>>76467303
haha
i'm so confused but do you guys actually train here or is this all for memes?
schaub
>>76466582
Wish she'd go full Goober and go for a 135 run.
>>76467396
I have a black belt in gracie jiu jitsu
Who will it be?
>>76467399
is a pretty awesome guy.
>>76467396
nah I'm just a fat nerd trying to rile up people online to make myself feel tough, because I'm fat and also enjoy penises inside all of my holes.
>>76467412
probably MEEeeeegan
Any news about Khabib?
>>76467303
That would make sense if the spam hasn't been posted every day around this time for a year
>>76467424
>>76467410
under who?
>>76467322
>stops giving bongistan a bad name
>300 pound on submission
>thatonecodyfan
>incestbong
>gaypettisbong
>me
we have a pretty bad name already
WE ROOOOOOOOOOLIN SOON
Guys, is Bregman Scud a good fighter?
wait a sec, why was Thibault Gouti getting another fight anyways? he's 0-3 int he ufc all finishes
>>76467426
>around this time
I'm usually on 9-5 euro hours and it happens during that time too
>>76467452
Other common flags have worse representation. Burgers have the worst with coral springs and dockbabby alone 2bh
>>76467448
Helio
>>76467222
You've got /pol/ and Polan confuzed, pal.
>>76467420
Why you so upset fatty? And why you proxying as a brit?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76445309/#q76447908
>>76467487
>Burgers have the worst with coral springs
What did I ever do to you?
can someone give me a glossary/rundown on all of the spergs on here that I can avoid? Plus what's the deal with these cucks arguing about fighting at Matt Serra's gym when clearly no one here trains there
>>76467512
>on here that I can avoid?
Take /heem/ at face value.
>>76467512
its from this
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76445309/#q76447908
>>76467501
You see what you just did?
That.
>>76467523
I honestly don't see anything. There are people who are way more sadistic than me that post here.
>>76467492
If I'm ever in your pleb town, I will swing by your gym, mainly just to see if you actually exist there, and if you do, I will heem you stiff and post it all over heem.
That's all you need to know for now.
>>76467512
all you need is this filename filter
>/IMG_[0-9999]/i
and this md5 filter
>https://pastebin.com/uqtbiJWe
>>76467422
Meeegan has a fight booked with some hot can crushing broad from No Such Thing
Hi Guys
>>76467540
Does this have all the heads that you spam every day?
Also
>filtering 400 pictures
Just don't post on /heem/ bro.
I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
>>76467550
Hey
>the korean chicks voice
>>76467557
fake leaf, do not respond
>Holm vs. Correira main eventing
Boxing vs Boxercise, what a clash of styles
>wmma incoming
get ready for another split decision
>>76467539
lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?
>They actually have the new rules
Is this the first time ?
who are we rooting for
>>76465995
hey heem any good free to watch fights right now?
>John Godden/Brian Stann on commentary
could be a based pairing 2bh
>>76467604
like always the one we would fug
>>76467522
damn that's seriously autistic
>>76467445
That was long time ago
anyone know if burto spleb is a good fighter
>>76467445
you have autism if you made this or even if you just saved and posted it
Is there realy a heem discord and if so can someone link me please, i need to see the madness myself
>>76467630
Hi What's Up
>>76467651
it's shit, it moves slower than the threads
omg that korean girl is so cute XD
>>76467658
Hi Canada How Are You Guy #HowAreYou #10thPlanet #YeahBitchezzz
>>76467640
Benedict Sherbert is a terrible fighter, that's why he gave up fighting. He well known on heem for having only one fan in the whole world
>Women pretending to be martial artists
isn't it a laff
is the asian girl the future GOAT?
>>76467694
>only one fan
I assure you, I am not alone.
Have the fites started yet ? My stream is showing garbage getting soaked
>>76467700
this albino bitch about to get gooked
>>76467650
>>76467705
Right now they're getting introduced in the octagon
>>76467582
you just givme a (YOU) leaf
foida riddy?
Event thread when?
>>76467623
it made me laugh
>>76467731
never you faggot
>>76467731
you have to go back
>>76467731
None you weirdo
this event isnt worth ruining my sleeping pattern for
one last cup of tea then sleepy times
i feel a sheem coming
SHEEM almost sleepy
>this commentating team
>>76467704
Damn, that's a lot of cringey-looking white bois.
>>76467770
cool blogst post weeb faggot
>aspie brit is still pretending he wants to fight people on /heem/
I wonder if he realizes it would be easier to set up a fight by talking to a local promotion
>miss the first four minutes because my Fight Pass still says "the live stream will start shortly"
Why do I pay for this fucking garbage?
>>76467801
Did you hit the live button goof?
>>76467801
>not refreshing when the stream is suspiciously late
you deserve it
the legs on that korean girl are driving me insane
dont dissapoint me you ginger cunt. I got lots of money on you
>>76467801
Works on my machine.
You didn't miss anything
>>76467694
Oh man I. Think you'd be surprised.
>>76467801
>had to watch the fightpass prelims on an illegal stream last week because fightpass was slow as fuck
i feel your feel
>>76467814
I did and it came back to the same screen.
Didn't miss much anyways and now that it's finally started I can see what I missed on commercial break.
>>76465995
hey guys wmma here
>>76467833
I'e never had a problem with it
>>76467801
I stopped paying for it when they cancelled the ability to buy PPV in Ireland
>>76467815
damn you werent kidding. would clean with my tongue/10. although now that i think about it maybe they only look so thicc because she's a dwarf
>>76467833
the problem is probably your internet, try adjusting the quality setting.
HISH HISH
>Jeon will never give you a cleveland steamer
Will there be any streams for this event?
>>76467887
Depends, is it 1993?
>>76467694
So, you're telling me Blumpkin School isn't good?
>>76467887
i'll help you out but you should really just lurk more or search for yourself in the future
http://blackmambastreams.comlu.com/MMA2
>>76467793
I did, he didn't want to.
This ref is feeling every punch, look how amped he is.
>kiwis laughing by themselves and screaming like alpacas
>>76467755
Shut the fuck up you maple syrup drinking faggot
john gooden fucking sucks
Hope we get Todd next week desu
>wmma
>random Kiwis hooting
>HAH HAH!
Lewis vs Hunt
Brunson vs Kelly
Hooker vs Pearson
Cutelaba vs de Silva
Elliott vs Nguyen
Volkanovski vs Hirota
fuckin this fuckin that
think jeon may go for it here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>76467911
dude brazil has the worst crowds by far, shut your monkey face
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76467922
Lewis
Kelly
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliott
Volkswagon
why did she scream did she see ghost?
>>76467936
>stop booing my wifes son
>>76467922
Lewis
Kelly
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliott
Volkanovski
JJ winning this
SIMMMMMMMMMMM
>>76467911
A Brazillian judging other crowds
>>76467955
Still gonna lose
>>76467958
her forehead grew 3 sizes that day
so when the fuck are the fights, hate when they have it in subhuman time
woops
Jeon would do better at 105
So Australians are the real monkeys
>>76467955
>rawr ^.^
Shit I wasn't paying attention, when'd she start bleeding?
>>76467922
Hunt
Brunson
Hooker
de Silva
Elliott
Volkanovski
>>76467911
theyre more macaco than you 2bh
>>76467988
Beginning of round 3
>>76467984
she didnt even make 115
>>76467922
Lewis KO/TKO Round 1
Brunson KO/TKO Round 1
Pearson Decision
Cutelaba KO/TKO Round 2
Elliott Submission Round 2
Volkanovski Decision
>>76467986
Of course they have abbos
>>76467973
/ourgal/
about to make some comfy cheese and ham toasties DOOTS
whats your fitefood?
>>76468003
good album
Are all korean chicks crazy? The Han is so strong in them
That was decently spicy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>76468002
On short notice though, like Stann keeps saying.
>>76468000
Thanks breh.
Great fight 2bh
Korean got whooped
REEEEEEEEEE
the fuck was that noise
>>76468002
thats crazy cuz shes small for 115 and has some tummy flab
RIP Estonia's money
>>76467922
Hunt
Brunson
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliot
Hirota
Taekwondo is the gayest martial art. How the fuck can you honestly act like you can defend yourself if that's what you practice? I hope this Aldrich chick gets grapplefucked
>more than 10 years training in muay thai
>absolutely no head movement
>wmma
>>76468043
he's just laundering through gambling winnings, it's all gravy
*dabs respectfully towards you*
>>76468043
i thought that was Maia at first glance
>>76468012
spinach salad with chicken, strawberries, walnuts and feta
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>76468055
Muay Thai fighters are notorious for eating jabs tho
>the former champion takes on BRAWLER BETCHE CORREIA IN A....
>thrilling stylistic matchup
LMAO
>>76467922
MARK HUNT
>>76468055
traditional MT fighters are knock for poor defense, including lack of head movement. you should probably go ahead and delete this comment
>>76468055
She's 19 numb nuts
I Liked That Korean Girl
>>76468077
Boxing vs Boxercise
>>76468055
muay thai practitioners don't move their heads at all. there was a pro fighter at my gym with a background in boxing who used to loudly complain about how ineffective the head movement was there (it was run by an MT guy who coached him). he made use do rope drills for head movement all the time
When can we expect hunt to fight? all the others are literally nobodies i'm not interested in watching
>>76468065
> chicken & strawberries
wot?
>>76467922
Hunt
Brunson
Pearson
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliot
Volkanovski
>>76468043
You can bet on red, you can bet on black, but never ever bet on yellow
>>76468101
about 3 hours
>>76468101
4 hours or so. If you get the UFC app on your phone it'll send you a notification when the main event starts.
Isn't this that Big Hero 6 song
>>76468104
it's pretty good desu
>>76468101
disgusting casual swine
>>76467922
Lewis
Kelley
Hooker
Cutelaba
Nguyen
Volkanovski
>>76468073
Don't most Muay Thai fighters cross-train with boxing these days though? I know slipping your head too low is unadvised because you can get caught with a kick but still far as I know boxing head movement is taught in MT schools these days.
>>76468138
Thanks I'll stick to potatoes
>>76467922
Hunt
Brunson
Cutelaba
Elliott
Hirota
>>76468125
That's a nice feature
>>76468159
smart
>>76468121
This shit with the rules still triggers me
kek
I'm having a tough time choosing between watching nobody UFC fighters and Arena Football.
>>76468136
That was anything but a boring fight. Lots of spastics watch mma.
>>76468176
don't try standup
>asian fighter
>winning
>>76468172
Sadly there's no federal body that can force the various states to adopt the new rules.
All the streams are shit quality. Maybe I should finally figure out how to get my fightpass working with a proxy to a non-blacked-out region.
>>76468189
watch both you fuckin toolbox
>>76468159
potatoes with strawberries?
>>76467922
Hunt
Brunson
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliot
Volkanovski
>>76468176
>only one piss break
It's the current year. What's the UFC even doing?
>>76468203
it's very easy
delete your ufc cookie
start vpn
load fight pass page and login
then you can turn off the vpn
>>76468216
I wonder if Vinny likes MMA
>>76468196
Korean zombie
i could heem both of these dorks
>>76468213
he probably only has one tv lmao. fuggin povos
>>76468217
>he watches manlets fight
Everything below welterweight is filler bud.
>>76468201
Yeah. But I don't think a national commission would be a good thing, almost all attempts to clean up combat sports end up making things worse.
>>76468189
>not watching Lingerie Football League tonight
Shame
>>76467922
Hunt
Brunson
Hooker
Cutelaba
Nguyen
Volkanovski
>>76468228
He was born in America.
>>76468221
Cheers.
>>76468242
>cutting 20lbs to make 155
>manlet
>>76468255
>partridgeposting
my guy
>>76468195
it wasn't mean you turbonigger
why do they bother with the corner translations just show the english corner
kek
who coke here
>>76468282
>>76468195
me* not mean
>>76468300
I'm enjoying an ice cold Coca Cola,yes
Why are there no indians in MMA?
wow +310 underdog gonna pull it off
>>76468322
Shitting yourself in the Octagon is a DQ now
>>76468322
too busy being a superpower by 2020
who weed erryday here
>>76468256
he wasnt though
>hair on the cage
>>76468322
Arjan Bhullar was just signed. He's apparently a stud. I'm sure more will make their way over.
>>76468343
Yoel better be careful
>>76468318
dont mess with ice senpai, just good ol coco
>>76467922
Black beast
Brunson
Pearson
Cutaleba
Elliot
Volkanovski
>>76468322
canadians got a big boy, put him in the cold and let him wrestle, he's coming in august.
could be interesting, he's Pan-am and Olympic tier
>>76468294
hahahaa diaz bros am i rite???? lmao smoke weed and dont give fucckkkkk so badasss hahahah *100 emoji*
>>76468348
all day every day
>>76468362
I'd like to see some poo culture in mma
>>76468322
I also would like to know, poverty is no excuse, look at brazil
>>76468348
hey pussy,
Kunimoto is a savage
>>76468334
>gook underdog
>winning
nyet
>>76468364
>snorting cocaine so you can watch a mediocre card alone and shitpost on /heem/
fucking lol
>>76467331
this
>>76468386
use a grinder you mong
>>76467922
Hunt
Brunson
Pearson
Cutelaba
Nguyen
Volkanovski
>>76468400
hard to trim plants with a grinder ya goof
>>76468374
>>76468386
my dudes
19-19?
>>76468403
yaya
>>76468415
20-18, Ottow's doing more damage. 19-19 under the old rules.
>>76468395
im not alone senpai, and ive also got some weed and booze. id gladly invite you
>>76468372
209 420 Diaz 125 amirite
>>76468415
Probably 20-18 Ottow
>>76468274
>Weighing less than 170 ever
Only possible for manlets.
What pizza should I order to watch this UFC card lads?
>>76467922
Lewis
Brunson
Pearson
Cutelaba
Elliott
Volkanovski
>>76468435
stop "socializing" on /heem/ when you have company. this place is shit and you're being rude.
>>76468395
implying ur not jelly
>>76468437
100% my man *fist emoji*
>>76468442
yes
Ottow really needs to work on his footwork.
>>76468455
Hawaiian.
>>76468455
I'm eating a double cheese with bacon strips and new york style pepperoni
What does "heem" mean?
I loathe Stann on commentary
>>76468455
Pineapple. The guy that created pineapple pizza died today so do it in his memory or something I guess idk
>>76468455
pepperoni jalepeno
>>76468445
Not everyone can be obese like you
>>76468467
i prefer 20-40mg of adderall to yayo 2bhwu. lasts longer and feels just as gucci
>>76468466
they just watch to watch someone fight, im the only faggot whos really into this shit sport so reading some comments from other actual fans once in a while aint so bad
>>76468435
are you role playing as Jones
>>76468477
Hug everyone, even myself.
>>76468477
heem sleepy
>>76468480
you know its bad when hes worse than Anik
>>76468477
hairy eastern european men
>>76468481
Happy Joe from Iowa invented the Hawaiian pizza my man.
>>76468495
no prostitutes yet
>>76468455
ground beef and jalapeno
or donair with penos if they have donair meat
>>76468477
Here
Everyone
Examines
Manlets
>>76468493
i hear ya. enjoy your night mi amigo
>>76468503
pAnik and Stann on commentary must be the work of Satan, how can anyone think that was a good idea?
>>76468477
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
Well, shit. Draw incoming?
draw for th ememes
How do I become a corner man?
>>76468539
why draw? round 3 was nowhere near a 10-8
>>76468493
>they just watch to watch someone fight
Count your blessings, some of us have friends that won't watch at all.
>>76468531
Glad they axed Anik and Kenflo as a team, they sound virtually identical™
>>76468547
hard work, dedication
>>76468318
Haha Me Too Well I Was
>>76468539
fuck you no. UD for Ottow
get ready for some wacky scores
>>76468524
>columbia
>no prostitutes yet
???
>>76468477
here everyone embraces mcgregor
>>76468549
I posted before Zac swept and start landing volume.
>>76468477
Hopeless Enviroment Exudes Memes.
>>76468547
stand in a corner
>>76468477
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
White privileged
That fight was dildos.
incoming majority decision
>>76468547
just do da dam ting
god that fight was awful
they got it right
>29-28 kunimoto
wew
>>76468522
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza
> Canadian Sam Panopoulos claims that he created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962.
A FUCKING SPLIT?
>>76468491
>that flag talking about obesity
Anyone who weighs less than 170 is either a stickman or a midget. This is fact.
>>76468586
No it wasn't
>>76468524
whenever i'm on chaturbate, the hottest and dirtiest bitches are always colombian. it must be heaven over there (as long as you wrap up). shit, Sofia Nix before she justed herself is probably my favorite pornstar ever.
>>76468570
still if it would have ended like that I doubt it would be a 10-8
Sure Kunimoto had control but was never really close to finishing the fight.
Lol always that one dumb judge
>>76468584
ottow has 3 split decisions in a row, all of his ufc fights
Team Bravo
>all the fights have been horrible
>fucking midget fight next
Dear God what am I doing watching this
>>76468606
>but was never really close to finishing the fight.
Why are tards still posting this shit in 2017?
>>76468594
Very odd. I'm pretty sure Happy Joe popularized it and invented the taco pizza.
what should the goof be?
>>76468561
Please tell me you didn't bet on a unanimous decision.
>>76468606
Yes, but the new scoring criteria. It is what it is, you know?
>>76468597
You're literally obese.
Who's going to ufc 214?
>>76468477
Hey
Everybody
Examine
Mianus
>>76468620
what are you trying to say here friend?
>>76468624
It's going to be what it's going to be.
>>76468623
In honor of her death last week.
>>76468618
Flat Earth jujitzooo
>>76468631
not Jon Jones
explain the commercial where the guy flips the newspaper, what's supposed to be funny?
>>76468643
I'm implying you don't know what a 10-8 is you drooling ogre.
>>76468603
colombia is actually one of the top if not the top countries with cam whores. Ive no idea why. youd actually be surprised, your average colombian girl aint that pretty, sure there are stunners but it all depends on the where you are, walking down the streets ive seen prettier girls in the us
>>76468645
alternatively
lmao america so shit they have to put money in belize
>>76468661
In my experience only Romania has more camwhores than Columbia.
>>76468623
ngannou head
If Hunto gets heem'd he shoudl retire
>>76468660
ok goof whatever
>hobbit joke before a flyweight fight.
MM BTFO.
game thread anyone?
>>76468673
if the rumanian currency is as shitty as ours i can see that happening
lewis' fiance is a qt
>lewis has a lovely fiancee
What was all that Rhonda Rousey where your fine ass at bullshit about?
>>76468653
take that back
>>76468679
dont say that about my boy
>the UFC is betting so heavy on Black Beast that they're even giving him the "family man" PR push
>Derrick Fucking Lewis is getting the superstar push
good grief, what happened to my UFC.
Imagine if you put your time and energy into acquiring knowledge about something more meaningful in life and not camgirls and porn stars.
Just imagine.
>>76468691
Just him having a laugh at Ronda/Travis Browne's expense.
>>76468625
I weigh 230 at 10% bf bud. You are just a manlet.
>>76468691
its just banter, he has kids
>>76468691
lewis knows how to sell himself to the american public, and he's a big fat memelord like most of us
Alright folks it's time once again! This time New Zealand takes on the World!
New Rules: A decision win is worth 1 point and a finish is worth 2 points. The main event is worth 2 points with a decision and 3 with a finish.
Previous VS results:
Brazil vs World 1 (Belfort vs Gastelum): Away Team wins 6-5
UK vs World (Manuwa vs Anderson): Home Team wins 5-2.5
Sweden vs World (Gustoffson vs Texiera): Home Team wins 4-3
Brazil vs World 2 (Aldo vs Holloway): Home Team wins 9.5-7
I just have one question, since there are only 3 New Zealand natives on the card, should I count Australians for the home team?
>>76468691
It was banter.
>knock a man out
>tell the crowd you need a shit
>insult the still heemed tomato can
>call for his girlfriend so you can fugg her on his still prone body
>>76468708
It was pretty funny
>>76468691
he was shitting on browne and being funny
>>76468702
i've never seen a camgirl in my life
>>76468699
Hollywood trash bought them and now ufc is even worse then before.
>>76468711
>230
>10% bf
There's no need to lie on the internet fatso.
>>76468702
imagine you had the brainpower to effortlessly remember things, including the names of porn stars and pornstar ethnic representation
just imagine
>>76468729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxyL0mp5ESw
On the subject
>>76468725
yes
Ashkan, more like trashcan
>>76468691
sheeiiiitttttt where da white wimmins at?
>>76468750
>brainlets literally cannot comprehend the level of life the intelligent are on
>>76468725
NZ is basically an Australian state, so yes.
>>76468725
I dig it
>>76468750
>Knows porn stars by their real names, and what they ate for breakfast today
Lad....
>>76468763
I'm a Boston Red Sox fan now.
>>76468769
you can either become a DOCTOR... OOOOOOOOOR, you can JERK OFF TO PORN
>>76468790
low quality
>>76468747
Not lying amerifat, just speaking facts. Here is a picture of the average american.
>>76468805
>you can either become a DOCTOR... OOOOOOOOOR, you can JERK OFF TO PORN
Joke's on you, I literally just got my JD.
>>76468812
Gross dude, I didn't actually ask you for a selfie.
>>76468819
lmao. Do you honestly think you can criticize anyones weight with that flag little guy?
>>76468802
Are we getting started?
>flyweight fight
What snacks should I go get?
>>76468818
congrats mate
>>76467922
SWANG N BANG
Brunson
Who-ker
LHdS
Timmy E
Volk
>>76468841
yes pls
Feeling glad I didn't bet on Moraga now.
>>76468841
Lets get it started
>>76468940
gross