/trans/ - Real football games to me when edition

>de gay

>linda

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>Rothschilds bow to Lindelöf
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Sweden with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Lindelöf will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Lindelöf babies
>Lindelöf said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of one angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>Fluent Portuguese in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Lindelöf
>Lindelöf is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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>De Goey

Bakayoko soon

Juve fans, rank these 3 players in order of how much you'd like them please.
Verratti
Tolisso
Bakayoko
N'zonzi

>>76465313
>3
4

>>76465313
No.

>>76465207
w-willl he be a starter

>>76465411
Yes with Bailey

ls the manure deal with big game morata another ruse like the one with miran?

Are they, dare I say it, the new rio-vidic?

Morata is a good striker for Rashford desu

Wonder what left back united are getting then, also we need someone to support/compete with Valencia at right back

>>76465614
VNL can play RB

>>76465614
BACTERIA

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>Come here van dick-kun....

>>76465614
Rojo

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How will /trans/ react when the inevitable happens?

>>76465625
Oh, is centre back not his preferred position though and where he plays best?

>>76465662
It is

>>76465207
>he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans. (Daily Telegraph)
WHAT? Why?

>>76465638
haha

>>76465673
Crossed him

>>76465207
why would toni kroos move to benfica?

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>>76465670
good

Getting Fifa 18 desu lads

any news on the griezmann to manchester united situation?

>>76465733
>tfw dad buys it every year
>tfw have to let him win sometimes when I visit or he gets mad

>>76465742
hes not good enough to lace Rashford's boots, la

>>76465742
yeah

any news on the griezmann to my dick situation?

>>76465751
Are you sure youre his son?

>>76465788
BBC said he doesn't want to lower his standards

>>76465791
He said dad not mum's bf baka

So morata will be once again forced to share his position, heh. This man must have the most cucked career ever.

>>76465207
Who?

>>76465804
His real dad was his moms fuck buddy

>>76465673

Because he's a massive cunt and replaceable.

>>76465284
>Doubling down on le workrate negro
Chelsea were supposed to be the english team that actually puts up a fight in europe

>>76465865
Lukaku's a step down from Costa and got a cunt streak of his own desu.

>>76465508
Forget about that one until the deadline. Avoid all the rumors all together.

>>76465896
>implying chelski will buy him

>snub
>SNUB
>S N U B
HAHAAHHAHAHHAAHA SNUBBED
FUCKING SNUBBED SNUBCHESTER UNITED FUCKING SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBEEEEEEDD

SNUB!

>>76465946
fantastic post

Is Sunderland really going to let Asoro and the unspellable name kid go for just 5m?

>as the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans.
Can we stop posting this now? Thanks

>the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans

>as the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans.

>as the Chelsea striker seeks a new club after being told he is no longer part of Antonio Conte's plans.

>>76466071
>google it
>Benjamin Mbunga-Kimpioka
state of that name

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>*ring* *ring*
>*boop*Hello
>SNUBBBBBBBEEEEEDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCK OFF

>>76466108
>>76466118
>>76466131
thanks

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>>76466159

>>76466202
):

>>76465936
Then who's the better replacement?

>>76465865
>replacing him with an even more replaceable lukacunt instead

>>76465815
Share it with Griezmanm? Or the boy wonder, Rashford?

>>76465936
Lukaku said there's an agreement in place. Man Utd are getting Morata so where else is he going to go? Costa out, Lukaku in.

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>>76465266
tfw I posted that on reddit yesterday

>>76466432
what's ur reddit account so i can upvote u

>It's another episode of United overpaying players heavily
Have we gone through the inevitable Neymar and Bale rumours?
Had a busy summer, haven't followed so closely.. I just saw articles talking about Griezmann before he extended his stay

>>76465733
>tfw gameshare with younger cousin
>He buys almost every AAA
>I just have to get XBLive
>Use Bing rewards to get it for free

Feels good famiglia

>Rodriguez going to PSG
SNUBCHESTER SNUBBED

I would really like for SNUBCHESTER to become a meme desu

>>76466604
He signed for Milan days ago

>>76466612
when alexis goes to bayern we all can post SNUBCHESTER CITY

>James Rodriquez to PSG
>Aubameyang to PSG
What the hell are they thinking? They play 4-3-3 and already have Cavani.

>>76466722
Bild were saying Henrique might not want Aubameyang.

>>76466709
Or you can just meme 'The City of Greater SNUBCHESTER

>>76466722
The Arabs discovered Fifa and now want to see their
>Auba on the wing
>James as CM for long blooters
tactic come alive.

>>76466766
Greater SNUBCHESTER would be a county.

>Jay O'Shea has moved from Chesterfield to Bury on a free

SNUBCHESTER UNITED!!!

>>76466782
sounds like a gyppo

new thread >>>/a/158351379

>>>/a/158351379

>>76465644
Rojo is a terrible lb. In fact, that's why United fans talked shit about him and wanted him gone. It's only at CB that he's good. I know Shaw isn't in favor with Mouyes, and he is fat, but I still think Shaw would be the best LB on the team

WELCOME TO SNUBCHESTER

wait

>>76466845

Shaw's a fucking cunt m8, you clearly don't watch United much. He has shit fitness (even when not injured) and gets caught out of position so much.

>My next door neighbour just moved from London to Sheffield

SNUBCHESTER UNITED

>>76466880
Rojo is terrible at all things LB. Your memory is just dodgy. Remember that everyone wanted him out, but last season he won back the fans for good reason. However, that was at CB, not LB. At LB he has terrible crosses even though it's his go to move even when it's not a good time to cross and his positioning is dodgy.

Shaw is a cunt and his brother exposes that, but there is nobody on United who would be a better LB when he is at his best. The problem is that he's fat.

Will Pogba teach Morata how to dab?

https://streamable.com/ci5p9

>>76466904

I NEVER FUCKING MENTIONED ROJO YOU FUCKING CUNT! REEEEEEEE

>>76466880
>>76466921
calm down m8

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>>76466781
>>76466782
>>76466876
>>76466891

>Magician asks me to pick a card, any card
>Pick the 4 of Spades

SNUBCHESTER UNITED!

>mom asks me what i want for dinner
>maybe some pizza?

SNUBCHESTER UNITED!

>>76466926

Sorry m8, slightly drunk.

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>>76466831

>30 million for the swedish mangala

>>76466972

It's actually £90mill with £50mill in agent fees.

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>>76466915
Morata had a bunch of GOAT moments when he played for Juve

>>76466992

Curious United customer here, is Morata the black guy?

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Hi, I'm Mr. Snub!

>>76466992
yeah pretty good
that >pep defending though

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>>76467009
No, that's Johnny Square

>>76467009
No you fucktard, big game morata is the one who took apart bauerns defense.

>>76466972
30 million is a fucking robbery. Kid had Griezmann in his pocket the entire game last night.

>>76467226
griezman is not that good. He's seriously overrated

>Wake up
>Open underwear drawer
>Choice between Batman and Spiderman boxers
>Choose Batman

SNUBCHESTER UNITED!

>/trans/ memes

>>76467302
He's one of the best current strikers, even though I wouldn't call him the best or second best.

>>76467348
>He's one of the best current strikers
No he's not .He's as good as bologna's simone verdi.
Good technique, occasional impressive goal or pass or dribble but mostly ineffectual

Is Greaseman better than the man that loves grease Higuain?

>about to make a thread
>do a ronaldo vs messi thread

SNUBCHESTER UNITED!

>>76467370

>Seething Snubchester United fan

>>76467370
>mostly ineffectual
He carried France to the final of the Euros?

>>76467302
Media desperate for people to believe Atleti have their own Messi/Ronaldo superstar elite forward.
>>76467371
Higuain is utterly useless in finals/against the best teams but atleast he can now rape a league domestically.

>>76467397
look at my flag, why would I give a fuck about manure? I'm a chelsea customer.
And it's not the first time I say that griezann is overrated and compared him to simone verdi. You can find my older posts in the archive probably

>buying defenders from portugal

even toddlers dont fall for this kind of conlonging

>>76467468
nice virus

>>76467468
Thanks,doc

>>76467370
>I rate Serie A meme strikers
neck yourself

>>76467478
>>76467495
Not a virus, just a really shitty host that activates the spam filter.

>>76467451
I don't rate Greasemann highly either but it's a silly comparison when he's done well in a better league, the champions league and international football than this Verdi lad.
Not who you were quoting btw.

>>76467468
nice virus mate you just destroyed all my files

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>>76467505
>burger's reading comprehension

>Liverpool boss Jürgen Klopp contacted Kylian Mbappé's entourage last month & has put the Reds in the race, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe

lol good luck

>>76467315
Good work, Adam West is dead because of you

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>>76467468
my webcam light turned on by itself

>>76467468
Come the fuck on this isn't even my laptop. Please mate delete the virus for me this isn't even funny ffs.

>>76467564

>Inb4 Liverpool have to apologise again for tapping up

>>76467564
Why not? The only other team in for him is Arsecucks. Madrid have no interest unless someone buys Bayol.

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Donnarumma is renewing according to CdS.

>>76467761
this year is milan's year la

>>76467718
Madrid need a new striker. With the Morata + James money they'll probably go for him.

remember when everyone rated de sciglio? what happened?

>>76467827
One season wonder.

>>76467827
He was extremely good in Football Manager. I don't think he ever really impressed in real life.

>>76467718
>Arsecucks

Good to see my meme is being taken up by others.

>>76467861
>you now remember when Balotelli was the highest potential player in FM
>you now remember Pato
>you now remember Giovani Dos Santos and Spurs buying him, going all out, which failed and he got dumped in Mexico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbK_Xw5BiSw

don't care about The Journey, but this trailer is something else

>he should go BLUD

>>76467912
starting to become disillusioned with footy lads

>>76467912
Remember when FIFA games were just about playing football?

>>76467889
Imagine how good Pato could've been if he hadn't been riddled with injuries.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MXnNpQMsDq8

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>>76467912
TSU's voice is too sexy.

>>76467912
Really like this desu. A much needed improvement on that old boring be a pro mode.

>>76468061
it would be if it was over a whole career

right now it's a really shit version of what non-ea sports games do

>>76467912
>shitty be marcus rashford mode continues

redpill me on lindelof lads

>>76467912
Gonna be the exact same shit from 17.

>boro somehow signs kane/di maria and sends you out on loan

>>76468192
He's like a Swedish Mongola.

>>76468192
He's good.

>>76468285
You're just looking at the league and pricetag. Thiago Silva came from the Portuguese League you know.

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Is it possible to somehow lose a match and then lose it even more afterwards?

>>76468338
>>76468285
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>76468356
Explain. What does this mean?

>>76468356
this>>76468380

>>76468360
>trying a perfidious Swede

I am a brother of your blood. Trust ME.

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>>76468380
>>76468405
A month and a half ago, The Conservatives had a 25% lead in election polls, on Thursday the final result was a 2.5% lead, new post-election poll has them at a -6% lead. Basically they choked hard as fuck

>>76468456
yeh my gut instinct was that he'd be another mongala i have to be honest

>>76467761
Did he fire Mino? Please say yes.

May calls early general election
>that Rorke feel
>Government elect la
>look at Theresa what heart
>we vote again! xD
Lead starts to go down
>was always going to be close la
>how many will be beat Labour by
>still going to have the largest majority since Maggie
Dementia tax u-turn
>were still top of the polls la
>being in opposition is easy
>the debates are a fortress Corbyn won't win there
Tories do shit in debates
>Lib Dems will do us a favour
Terrorists attack Manchester and London
>it's n-not May's fault, forget she was the home secretary for 6 years
>P-pakis, L-Labour will keep letting them in
>its still on if the polls stay good
YouGov poll shows there will be hung parliament
>b-but May said elections are easy
>w-wait for the exit poll la
Exit poll: Tories to lose their majority
>S-Scotland will do us a favour
>b-big Ruth with the 5am winner
>i-it's not over yet
Tories don't get enough Scottish seats
>b-biggest party was the aim
>w-we overachieved in 2015
>n-next election is the one
>coalition government is an amazing achievement

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position in the polls with a whole election campaign to go, if you had gone into Downing Street today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - George Osbourne

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Margaret Thatcher

Friendly reminder that Theresa May said "this does not slip" to her cabinet after calling the election in April when the Tories had a 20 point poll lead over Labour, before their majority literally slipped away, resulting in a home hung parliament.

>>13

>>76468464
I'm convinced it was done on purpose.

1. So May could resign
2. So Tories could blame failures on Labour interfering

Also, she's still PM, Tories are still in charge. How bout we shut up, yeah?

>>76467761
>renew
>just to increase his price

He'll go for £80m soon.

>>76468464
Kinda sucks the election was on Thursday then, but at least May and the Tories are in shambles.

Can we stop talking about politics please? I've had my fill. I don't want to report you people.

>>76468505
Labour interfering? She's still the PM? She's the one who's going to have to take the heat.

>>76468464
young people win again
old farts BTFO

>>76468464
>a month ago, May thought she was campaigning against a dinosaur
>over a month the dinosaur promised the electorate fucking EVERYTHING knowing he'd never have to do it
>over a month Labour played the "if we can't win, we'll make sure they lose" tactic

May is a retarded autistic dumb as a bag of hair clay doll, but Labour played a spoiling tactic.

It's like knowing you're gonna get fucked in a football match and playing murderball so when you eventually lose the other team struggle to win.

>>76468542
God, Pato was so good. He's like 27 now. I remember Vela as well... He got pretty good when he left Arse as well.

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>>76465207
where is barcabro with updates?

>>76468672
Supposedly Verratti wants out. I could see him going to Barca.

>>76468715
he just wants a new contract

Lets hope Gareth goes to a club where they wear white shorts

>>76468795
What?

>>76468715
I don't see how PSG will agree to sell him

>>76468839
I love watching his big cock flop around

>>76469006
bit gay

>>76469006
I would post the picture of Pepe putting a cigarette in his mouth and cringing, but I don't have it. And nobody in this thread has it.

>>76468715
Verratti to Juventus makes more sense. But Chelsea would do really well with him.

>>76469109
Verratti is a midget, way smaller than even Messi/Iniesta (look it up - it's true). And who would choose shitty Juventus over El Clasico?

>>76469191
He's 165cm, so 5'5. Messi is 5'6 I think at 170cm.

And probably because he'll see Isco and shit who didn't make it?

no joke

if this summer get all of these
alexis
mendy
walker
van dijk
ederson
bernardo silva

what is there that we unironically cannot win?

>>76469298
>And probably because he'll see Isco and shit who didn't make it?
wat

>He's 165cm, so 5'5. Messi is 5'6 I think at 170cm.
Uh-huh. Messi is 5'7.

What's the point of your post?

>>76467912
>that kit mockup on the magazine page

>>76469374
1. Isco joined Madrid and didn't really cement himself. Many such cases.

2. The guy I replied to mentioned that he was smaller than the other two. So I provided the stats so other people could know.

I don't see the need for the question.

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>76469191
>And who would choose shitty Juventus
because he's a lifelong, also
>3-0
anyway he won't move, he's stuck there, there are rumours every summer, same for Marquinhos, they're aren't going nowhere

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>>76469762
Closer than you think, la'.

>>76469957
wow snubchester btfo again

>>76465313
We don't need any players as long as we have the Prince of Pepperoni in our ranks.

>Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, has finalised a summer move to Manchester City, according to Chilean journalist Fernando Solabarrieta.

Really? Okay, give us the details then Fernando.

>Arsenal are closing in on completing their second signing of the summer with the £10m capture of 21-year-old midfielder Aleksandr Golovin from CSKA Moscow.

Total bollocks.

>Striker Alvaro Morata, 24, has urged Gareth Bale to join him in making the switch from Real Madrid to Manchester United this summer. (Don Balon, via Daily Star)

Possible. Would be amazing.

>Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, is set to join MLS side LA Galaxy following his release by Manchester United. (Sun)

Top kek.

>Juventus want Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 27, to be Gianluigi Buffon's eventual successor. (Gazzetta dello Sport)

Joke.

>Arsenal are looking to seal a £5m double deal for Sunderland's Swedish pair Joel Asoro and Benjamin Mbunga-Kimpioka. The former is an 18-year-old forward and the latter a 17-year-old winger. (Sunderland Echo)

>throwing away you're career to a team that can't win shit

WEW

https://twitter.com/richardajkeys/status/873483203314679809

SNUBBED AGAIN

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>Wearing a Barcelona shirt in Saudi Arabia could land you with a fine of up to £120,000 and a 15-year prison sentence, because of the club's continued ties with Qatar Airways. (Daily Mail

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>76471193
They're just trying to stop the sponsorship of terrorism, Abdullah.

>>76471108
>Arsenal are looking to seal a £5m double deal for Sunderland's Swedish pair Joel Asoro and Benjamin Mbunga-Kimpioka. The former is an 18-year-old forward and the latter a 17-year-old winger. (Sunderland Echo)
Wow that would suck. Especially Joel Asoro. I've heard he's quite talented.

>>76465508

It's deal done. Mou wants him to replace Ibra and Morata wants to play (also, next year is the WC and he wants to score points to be the in the line-up of the NT), and with Real Madrid he wouldn't be in the starting XI most of the games.

>>76471266
>it would suck going to a feeder team to get better at before going to a proper team

Yeah cause being 'the next big thing' and jumping to the big boys REAAAALLLY works out, don't it? Fool. Rashford? Martial? That Norway guy at Madrid? All failed.

Go to Arse, play 5 years. Leave at your prime for £40m or so, rape it up. Easy peasy. That's like going "oh it was stupid for Bale to leave Southampton"

>>76471412
I mean look at how Arsenal handles youth players. Can you name one in recent years who actually turned out good?

>>76471512
Bellerin. He was nominated for Team of the Year award by BBC World Service. He didn't make it but he was there.

Szczesny. He joined when he was 18 or 19 and he's not being touted as replacing Buffon.

Holding was great last season.

Oxlade Chamberlain has gotten a lot better this season and he was the only person to actually spark England into scoring today.


This is the stage where you do the /v/ thing and go "lol dey ain't good lol owned 0/10 gg nore".

Can you name me one United, Chelsea or City player who turned out good?

>>76471512
Arse literally took players and made them good for proper teams. Like Fabregas or RvP. Doesn't matter about Youth. Arse are a feeder club and have been for 15 years.

>>76471635

>Bellerin
>Sczeczesny
>Oxlade Chamberladington

In summary, Arselel-tier footballers.

>>76471635
I'll give you Bellerin, but I honestly thought he came from some memey low tier la liga team.
>Can you name me one United, Chelsea or City player who turned out good
Pogdab, Memeford, Lukaku, Christensen, Ihenacho I guess

>>76471667
Yes I know in the past they were great. Recently all I can think of when I hear Arsenal youth are players like that Japanese guy. I don't know it was propably illfounded. Arsenal's academy is probably better than Sunderland's either way.

>>76471738
I mean if you go from barca youth reject/some polish club to being wanted by Barca/Juve you've done well

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>>76471108
>Possible. Would be amazing.

What's the Javi Martinez to liverpool situation looking like?

>>76472931
He's decided to join them after Klopp convinced him to snub Man Utd in a Skype call

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/cristiano-ronaldo-twins-real-madrid-father-surrogate-georgina-rodriguez-a7784011.html

How gay is he /sp/?

>>76467966
You don't have to play Journey... You can just play football. Stop whining.

>>76471266
>Sunderland
Don't hold your breath m8

>>76471858
>wanted by Barca and Juve to be a squad rotation player to be backup to first choice cause they wanna sell you their 'youth products'

ftfy

>>76471854
none of those were really developed at those clubs, either sold or loaned out

>Fifa talking and literally the worst "jokes" I've ever heard
These threads went down hill. Videogames are for children.

>>76474993
god damn, what a depressingly shit brown cityscape.
how do the english not neck themselves having to wake up to that shit everyday?

>>76475062
liver building tho la

ABUs shitting their pants yet? Seems like maybe United is back, even back big?

I've watched Lindelof develop since he was a sperm la

I've always rated him la

Already a world class defender la, with the ability to be top 3 within 6 months la

Benfica and Sweden are known for producing legendary defenders la

Whatever we pay, 100m, 200m, whatever la - he will be worth it la

>Lindelof transfer off
D-didn't rate him anyway la
Never heard of him la
Portuguese league is trash la
money saved la
Smalling, Jones and Blind are world class top 10 already la don't need him la

>>76465313
Verratti
Tolisso
Nzonzi

>>76475088
That's liverpool you stupid customer.

Desu I am not sure if Morata is a good player for United. He gives his best in the CL, where it won't matter much because United are shit anyway, and will be bad in the league where United need his help. It's basically the opposite of Ibra, but I don't know how Ibra was for United this year.

>>76467912
The death of the roleplaying experience of fifa.

>>76465207
>marcos alonso goating it up the entire season
>lets by alex sandro lol
???

>>76475079
Can't wait for them to play the most boring football known to man and come 3rd next season.

>>76475124
Scouse 'la = short for lad

Manure customer la = short for Allah

Both are utterly delusional

>>76475239
muslims are all fucking Arsenal fans faget

>>76475244
>Jihadi John
>the mudslide that detonated his pogba suicide vest at Ariana Grande concert
>all of ISIS


Nice try my paki friend, arselel fans are just black, manure customers are all mudslime

>>76475259
Nice ABU propaganda. Go back to the Etihad Mahmood.

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>>76475259

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>>76475266
t. mudslime in denial

detonate yourself mate

>>76475275
majeed you can stop it now they already know the truth.

>>76475275
>Terrorists literally wearing the clothes they want to die in.
>b...b...but someone said he was a United fan.

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>Former Manchester United steward guilty of Isis-inspired murder of 71-year-old Rochdale imam

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/manchester-united-steward-murder-imam-guilty-verdict-jalal-uddin-death-mohammed-syeedy-latest-a7311656.html

>Islamic State executioner-in-chief Jihadi John was a fun-loving ten-year-old who adored The Simpsons, Playstation games and eating chips, and dreamt of becoming a Premier League star scoring goals for Manchester United by the age of 30.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2972146/When-30-football-team-scoring-goal-dream-cheeky-10-year-old-loved-Simpsons-Sky-Sports-chips-grew-Jihadi-John.html

>MANCHESTER UNITED have sent a signed shirt to the son of a murdered Pakistani governor who was kidnapped by Islamist insurgents.

Shahbaz Taseer revealed that listening to United matches kept him “sane” during his five years in captivity.
Taseer described in chilling detail how he was flogged, shot and had his nails pulled out by Uzbek tormentors, but was able to cling on to sanity by following the progress of his favourite team via a radio that one of his guards, a fellow United fan, snuck into his cell.

Really gets the neurons firing

>>76475199
Chelsea has no other leftback so it makes sense on paper.

>>76475199
Conte is going to play Alonso in midfield la.

Woken up to some shite banter

>>76475307
Wow I you sure you don't have a problem m8?
This is way more research than a sane person would dredge up about a team he 'doesn't care about'.

>>76475307
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/3016918/Osama-bin-Ladens-Highbury-days.html

Shh customer... please stop dredging up the small fry.

>>76465815
Rashford won't play as a striker if Man utd signs Morata.

What Man utd really need is someone like Belotti though

>>76475390
4-3-3 bitches

United won't be signing Morata

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its almost home

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>>76475411
>ABUs living in denial

Who's that autistic Iranian bloke who thinks he's ronaldo lads?

>>76475435
shanta ronaldo

>>76475424
I don't want Morata at United and I'm a united fan pleb, would prefer belotti

>>76475435
Shanta is swedish

>>76475441
>Belotti
The Serie A is dogshit and even fatties like Higuain can dominate it.

>>76471108
>Zlatan to LA

this was proven false, retard

>>76475448
>implying Higuain wouldn't wreck in the EPL
Bet you said ibra was going to flop too

>paying 40m for oxlade chambershite instead of just buying kendrick lemar from monaco
liverpool are stupid

>>76475460
he did flop

>>76475468
>Aussie opinions
Literally irrelevant, go back to playing an even more retarded version of handegg

>>76475460
He wouldn't.
>Ibra was going to flop too
Ibra shat all over England by himself, completely different animal. Higuain can't outrun Rooney.

>>76475479
simply ebin

http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2017/kylian-mbappe-liverpool-the-situation/
our year la

>>76468498
How did this not get more (you). Underrated post

>>76475531
>Liverpoo customers thingken they're signing anyone after Klopp is basically going to resign over Van Djik.

>>76475614
>liverpool
>customers
404

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>>76475641
Plenty of Liverpoo customers la, they're only slightly behind Arsenal.

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>>76475641

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>>76475641
>no customers

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>>76475641
>>96

>Mou is going to sign Morata instead of Belotti
>Already signed Lindelof who is going to flop

REEE when are >we going to stop getting fucked by Real Madrid and Portuguese memes

>>76475723
stop false flagging juventus customer

Matt Spiro @mattspiro 7m7 minutes ago
#PSG have given up on Alexis Sanchez, who prefers #Bayern or #Arsenal stay. New sporting director has now made Mbappe no1 target (L'Equipe)

>>76475744
>Brapp to PSG
€150m

>>76467889
>you now remember eder alvarez balanta

>>76475740
>juventus customer
They wont be back for a while after getting fucked so hard in the final

>>76467912
it physically hurts me to imagine the EA marketing team approaching all these stars and saying 'so we got this game with this imaginary player...'

>>76475424
>4-year deal
LAMO

>>76467912
>1:09
FUCKING JEWS AND THEIR RACEMIXING RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76468582
Young people can't even name a labour policy past free art degree

>>76468498
Nice

pity /pol/ can't handle banter

>>76475744
>2025
>Mbappe is European Footballer of the Year
>Wenger talks to the press about how he could have signed Mbappe in 2017 after the scouting team had followed him since he was 9.

>>76475766
All Man Utd contracts for new signings are 4 years + 1 year option.

>>76475784
At least Labour have a policy

>On paper, Manchester United, on the hunt for a number 9, have the resources and should be well positioned for Kylian Mbappé.

>In reality, the problem is the same as for Real Madrid: the desire for Jorge Mendes, José Mourinho’s agent, to get in on the deal is a considerable strain, according to L’Équipe.

>Additionally, Mbappé does not like the way in which Manchester United played this season & is very much put off by that.
kek mouyes' bus parking costing them the chance at the new fenomeno

>>76475800
And its a bad one

>>76475807
Still a policy, Strong and Stable isn't a policy. It's a retarded tagline for the uneducated elderly.

>>76475805
>Every newspaper article ever
>X snubs Man Utd
>Sell 10,000,000 copies because there are more Customers and ABUs who will eat this shit up.

It's like your first transfer window and United are pretty much linked with any transfer over a certain amount.

>Only Arsenal have made joke bid
>HAHHAUNITED SNUBBED

i smell a seething customer

>>76475805
>Have 2 inexperienced, young, pacey melanin enriched individuals as it is
>Buying a 3rd one
Ok

>>76475843
It's like they didn't just sell one in the last transfer window. And are literally looking to flog off Januzaj too.
But sure, put United in there so ABUs will click.

>>76475843
>not believing literally everything that you read
Get out

>>76475805
bullshit, mbappe was liking manure's ugly victories on Instagram and facegook, why would he do that if he was disgusted by their football

>>76475856
Shhhhh don't let them know, we needs to selll PAPERS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>76475856
They were pity likes Pajeet.

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who came up with this

Can Izombie dutch bro post a character and relationship power ranking?

>>76465865
Best striker in league and possibly the world
No positional weaknesses.
Replaceable

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>hated, adored, never ignored
>ree stop laughing at our continuing failure bullies

>>76475928
You should try a different gimmick. The Slovak already deals with customers

>>76475943
not everyone is out to become a trans celebrity

>>76475918
don't know but apparently with this format the first takers have won 90% of shoot outs

>>76475961
well they just lost one
https://streamable.com/zhfou

>>76468498
Great post
Gonna use it as bait on /pol/

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the poor little venezuelans don't stand a chance

>>76476012
what do the faces mean?

>>76476018
athletic ability

>>76476012
Are the faces to indicate who is black and who is white?

>>76471193
kek based saudi arabia

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leafs cucked
>>76476030
what else

>>76476041
I have no idea, it just seems a weird thing to do.

>>76476046
its a key factor in youth football

>>76476030
exactly what I thought too

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>>76476041
REEEEE

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*carves snubbingly*

Exciting tranfer window is in front of the realest english club of all, West Ham United.

>>76474686
I meant when they had no shitty career modes like this.

>>76476191
lamallo

>>76475641
Liverpool were the original customers with all their scandinavian fans

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>>76475922
>Can Izombie dutch bro post a character and relationship power ranking?

Character:
1: Major
2: Ravi
POWER GAP
3: Liv
4: Peyton
POWER GAP
5: Clive
6: Blaine

>>76476307
woat taste

>"woat"
Back to Twitter, Chang Li

any

carveries

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>>76476352

>>76476307
>peyton above clive
Other than that pretty solid

It seems Verratti want to leave PSG this summer.

>>76476407
just angling for another extension

>Sign my new bank card

SNUBCHESTER UNITED

FC Bayern English @FCBayernEN 14m
BREAKING: #FCBayern sign @SergeGnabry #MiaSanMia

>>76476453

>Snubchester United

>>76476453
Why did they go from Sanchez to Gnabry?

So do we all agree on Mbappe being this seasons Martial?

>>76476472
because Alexis is confirmed to City

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*Likes your pic*

solanke looking like a liverpool player

>>76476527

Shit?

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>>76476527
Did the wheels get stolen of his car?

>>76476541

>Away on international duty

His house is likely getting robbed right now.

>>76476453
The same Gnabry that played for Arsenal?

>>76476562
Apparently. Didn't even realise he even left Arse desu

>>76476562
yes lmao

>>76476562
yes. it was even said last year that bayern were behind his bremen transfer so it looks like it was true