4 TSUUU GOATS

One boy - MATEO

One Girl - EVA

>>76463159
>One boy - MATEO
this nigga copying Messi's kid name? he obssessed

>>76463170
S E E T H I NG

>>76463170
rofl well spoken bbqanon

mateo is not even passable as a portuguese name. Eva is though, but it's rare.

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>>76463206
>mateo is not even passable as a portuguese name
IT IS NOW

IT'S TRUE, I CAN CONFIRM.
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>>76463257
Oh boy. Now that you mention.

Mateo is surpassing Rodrigo now as the #1 boy name in 2018.

But it might not be legal to name a baby Mateo YET.

they say to watch Jornal da Noite in SIC for more details

>>76463354
tuned in. just like the rest of the country.

>>76463343
Just confirmed it's not legal
http://www.irn.mj.pt/sections/irn/a_registral/registos-centrais/docs-da-nacionalidade/vocabulos-admitidos-e/downloadFile/file/Lista_de_nomes2016-06-30.pdf

B T F O
T
F
O

But the kid was registered elsewhere so.

Two new cameramen for Ronaldo.

>You need to pick a name from a approved list

WTF I HATE PORTUGAL NOW

what the fuck is wrong with ronaldo ?

>>76463159
i named my dog eva
she's a nice dog

>>76463433
you can grease the guy's hands, it's not a problem

>>76463409
RIP, guess he is going to play for the USA

feelsbad

TSUzinho was born to a beaner mom.

What do you think is the race of the twin's mother?

>>76463433
>allowing names like thiahgho, philhlihpe, facebookson to exist

im looking at you brasil

>>76463508
Exacto.
He bred the perfect footballer genes first, by choosing a Brazillian.

Maybe he chose a nordic or latino beauty to create the perfect model?

Cristiano is engineering his kids 100%

>>76463510
I get it but why is holy spirit a surname in Poortugal

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>>76463510

>facebookson
>my sides

what an absolute faggot.

>>76463508
nobody knows, there's no pics yet

>>76463552
but the perfect model would be mediterranean

>one is a girl
wtf I love women soccer now

>>76463626
Portugal confirmed for World Champion by 2035
Norway Canada and USA BTFO

>>76463510
>ywn name your son shitpostinho

>>76463572
you're just not used to it because it is not comon where you live, surnames like "brown","white" are pretty much non existent here i mean a fucking colour?

>To what the SIC has learned, the twins are called Eva and Mateo and they will have been conceived by way of rent belly, although there is no official confirmation.

>rent belly

wtf

>>76463666
those names are not as uncommon as you think

>>76463666
Not true at all.
Preto, Branco, Verde, Rosa all relatively common surnames

>>76463694
they mixed ronaldo's and badr hari's sperm and put it in some girl they paid lots of ££££££333

>>76463664
someone somewhere in Brazil already has that name

>>76463694
Ronaldo paid some woman to carry his children. The same way Ronaldo Jr. was born.

>>76463706
>>76463710
deve ser comum na mouraria

>>76463728
They're common everywhere, wtf are you on about?

>>76463723
the true red pill. tsu knows what he's doing

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>>76463710

where do you live? an imaginary cave?

never heard of a manuel preto or joão roxo

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So...what will be the first word the twins learn?

>>76463822
messi

>>76463753
I get the child support fears, but is it not a bit selfish?

Also, these kids will never get raised by their true mother.

In fact, what would you even say to an IVF when they ask 'who is my mother?'

I think it's weird desu.

>>76463743
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_dos_cem_apelidos_mais_frequentes_em_Portugal

the top 10 alone count for 45% of all surnames only one of the ones you mentioned "white" is on the list with 0.25% so dont go saying they are common. you probably just know someone with that name

>>76463831
blue pilled

>>76463865
>motherless

>>76463839
>1/5429
>common

>>76463831
"dad,where is mommy?"
"TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
"o-ok"

>>76463839
yeah forebears.
the site where I just typed Joestar and it said there were 7 people with that surname.

seems accurate

did he time this to happen on portugal day? truly the GOAT

>>76463907
>1/10405
>common

>>76463856
I'm not saying they're the most common surnames, but they still exist. You were the one saying that having surnames derived from colors was absurd, when in fact, you can find them here.

>>76463919
>50 years from now it will be known National Ronaldo Day

>>76463664
>shitpostinho
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>76463915
there could be a Joestar family somewhere in the world for all I care

just like Elton John

Tell me about Ronaldo, why does he keep using surrogates to carry his offsprings?

>>76463831
>Also, these kids will never get raised by their true mother.

Dona Dolores beats any gold digging mongering whore at being a mom.

>>76463979
vaginas are gross

>>76463935
i only said they were rare and yeah some of them are absurd say sr.castanho without laughing

>>76463979
only this way can he have true control of their genetic material

100% genetic GOAT sons

Why doesn't he just find a woman as famous / rich as he is if he's really scared of gold digging hoes getting into the family?

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this one is not rare and I've met a fair share of people with a surname Rosa

Preto and Verde are rare from my personal experience

>>76464017
I had on professor in college called castanho and he was loved by everyone

>professor castanho

is ronaldo mgtow?

>>76463831
it's actually altruistic, you're thinking in their future healthy development.
they have a grand mother that will love them as much and won't actually try to poison them against you. in today's world there's no other right way to do things desu

>>76463409
>>76463343
>not Legal to name your kid Mateo
wtf do you hate Messi that much?

>>76463433

>from the country that can't throw chewing gum outside the trash

>>76464033
lol who though?

There's very few women at his level.

>>76464067
it's legal now

>>76464076
taylor swift is the only person with more twitter followers so maybe her

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>>76463979
no idea

can i name my kid cara joe in portugal?

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>>76464017

sr. castanho could mean poop

>>76464033
>Why doesn't he just find a woman as famous / rich as he is

So Taylor Swift is basically his only option

>>76464109
they would have a daughter and she would be 10/10

>>76464124

no, joe is not legal

>>76463666

>who is Cesário Verde
>who is José Mário Branco
>who us Francisco Rolão Preto

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>>76464137
quanto tenho de ir cagar digo "tenho o sr.castanho á porta"

>>76464162
ok what about put acarayo

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>>76464168
>Rolão Preto

>>76464199

kek, still not legal. Everything with y, k or w is 99% illegal

(yes I got the joke)

>>76464249
fucking reeeeeeee, who set up the rules? was it the catholic church

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>>76464208

>>76464269
>was it the catholic church
Short answer: Yes

>>76463775
Miguel Rosa? José Castelo Branco?

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>>76463664
>shitpostinho
/sp/, meet your new meme friend, Shitpostinho

He loves Uma Delícia and hates the number 7

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>>76463979
eugenics, he wants his son to surpass Messi

are they going to be half-black again?

If I was on vacation in Portugal and knocked up some local would I have to adhere to the naming rules?

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>>76464342
>Ordem e Progresso

Never has such irony made me kek in a long time

>>76464380

Sing-a-poor

Never has such irony made me kek in a long time

>>76464404
Ass-Pain

Never has such irony made me fookin slip in a long time

>>76464404
>>76464454
2-1, end of game, Singapore wins

>>76464510

>Poor-tugal

Never has such irony made me kek in a long time