Germany - San Marino Official Match Thread WC-Quali

>>76462208
>Ginter and Rüdiger on the bench
good

Hello

go san marino

>>76462271
hey

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Who have free time, can you please google some on San Marino players instagram's and link them to us? Just curios to see who these semi-profi.

>>76462208
>/ourguy/ timo werner not starting

SAD!

So Neuer just married Barbie

>>76462208
a few of these guys are supposed to become goats in the next years, but which?

Can owngoal in 43rd minute

>no Özil
Hmm.

>>76462367
xem and ripples

come to our stealth /bundes/ pls

>>76462367
none of them are as good as young Müller, Reus or Hummels.

Is this me or do Germany and San Marino are every year in the same qualifying groups?

put all the minnows in a pre-qualifying round plz

what a waste of time for all involved

>>76462338
https://www.instagram.com/elia_benedettini/
https://www.instagram.com/cesaa95/
https://www.instagram.com/mirkopala/
https://www.instagram.com/dado_rnl

these are the public ones i could find
others were private or didn't have

>>76462406
ssshhh, noone is supposed to know

>>76462422
>https://www.instagram.com/cesaa95/
25-50 likes on average. Not even a hometown star

>>76462422
>https://www.instagram.com/dado_rnl
are you sure it is him? out of 12 last photos only 1 dedicated to football, kek

>>76462497
don't know lol i just saw a football so i assumed it was him

can we win?

>no bela rethy

nice

>>76462367
Sandro Wagner

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>>76462420
it's as simple as this, every confederation does it except fucking UEFA

>mfw we had an international break for a match against andorra and another against faroe islands

>>76462422
>https://www.instagram.com/dado_rnl
>playing as striker against German NT
>avg instagram likes: 5-12
>avg comments in instagram: 1-2(from his gf and his responses to her comments)
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

what is this russian instagram autist doing here?

>it's another big team plays their sixteenths squad against San Marino episode
Damn it, I know it's to prevent injuries and shit but one day I want to see a fuckhuge Blitzkrieg

>>76462690
how is Rinaldi from SM doing on the field?

>>76462517
gonna be hard, but i think we can fight them down for a close 2-1

>>76462695
its the confedcup squad m8. jogi decided to go full c-team

too many kanaken

i really think Wagner could score 5

>that flag


cringe

>everybody singing the anthem

GERMAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE AGAIN

Andorra>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shit Marino

>>76462756
everybody except the kanaken

>>76462759
Andorra are homebabbies. San Marino just don't have enough different on their home pitch to be homebabbies.

Question

How many of the german starting XI is even from bayern? didn't they use to comprise of the team majority?

>>76462788
at least mustafi did

>>76462794
Kimmich (and Süle+Rudy next season)

>>76462794
today? only kimmich

nice pitch

>>76462794
Kimmich - thats it

>that massive german flag

Im literally shaking


Also where is timo

>stadium is half empty

jej

Friendly reminder we almost drew San Marino.

>>76462822
/ourguy/ is on the bench

>>76462833
newfag here. why is timo werner /ourguy/?

>Mustafi

Werner is a meme. I don't rate him at all.
He's a slower, ''white'' Theo Walcott

the fuck was that freekick

>>76462849
Because he hates Jews.

>no goal yet
were shit

>>76462849
he posted the Reddit frog (pepe) on Twitter

Remember when Mustafi only got into the WC squad because Reus was injured, then did nothing except suck at the WC, then got injured which lead to the team actually being good again, then still getting invited to the NT ever after despite never ever having done anything that warranted it, not even being German.

ughhhh you can already tell this is going to be one boring ass game

anyone got a stream?
RTL is jews

>>76462912
jew stream
https://streams.notahoneypot.me/

>>76462912
Bertelsmann is Nazi scum

>>76462849
he is known to be a bundes poster

>>76462912
http://gibanica.club/canal9.html

Only one I could find that works

>>76462912
>t. too poor to afford a tv

>>76462862

>he doesnt rate based timo

Schalke customer detected

b-but TIMO WERNER IST EIN HURENSOHN

the wc makes me nervous lads. we have never won in russia so far.

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If you injure Younes I will be very angry

>>76462874
>>76462892
>>76462923
thanks. I only believe the pepe on twitter to be real though.

nice meme formation again, Jogi

>>76462970

No. I live very close to Munich (about 600km) so I'm a lifelong Bayern fan

>>76462919
thx I'm hard now

>>76462849
he posts in bundes under a danish proxy

Germanywinslol

Phew

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>>76463003

He posted a screenshot of his Computer and one of the open tabs was /sp/

SCHLAAND :D

EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO EL CAPITANO

we're fucked just give germany the confed cup now

WE DID IT

How do I get a foreign girlfriend?
I want a really dark girl.
Dark hair/eyes

>>76462352
Could've done much better tbqh

>>76463092

just be yourself

>>76463092
join the peace corps

>>76463074

Chile is objectively better than this ''german'' team

sandro wagner can't even score against san marino

>>76463111
trips dont lie

I was thinking of putting literally my entire savings account on Germany for dat 1.01 return

was scared of the bank being suspicious of such strange wire transfers tho or taxes bullshit

should I have done it?

>>76462543
He's like 30 m8

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>only up 1-0 against San Marino after 15 minutes

WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER

S A N D R O

honorary German

APOLOGIZE

sandro wagner best in the world la

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>76463146

>>76463146
(You)

>>76463120
yes

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>>76463117

WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER

wagner in

Werner would have scored a hattrick already

yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

Why does Löw pick his nose no much???

Someone should get my a tissue please

Klose would have scored two hattricks already

I'd love to live in a non-country like San Marino or Gibraltar. You could be a complete amateur and still play international football. Plus you have absolutely no pressure since no-one expects you to win.

How hard do you guys think it is to get into San Marinos NT?

Simon Terodde > Sandro Wagner

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>germans unironically celebrating their dominance over a small italian city state

>>76463202
I've been seriously considering moving to American Samoa and making this dream a reality

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>world cup winners vs a country with less people than my city

why is this allowed?

Lukas Podolski would have scored like 15 blooters already

>>76463215

you have to understand that sandro wagner is a wanna-be ibrahimovich. he literally calls himself the best german striker and says he alone brought hoffenheim to the next level.

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>>76463195
>Why does Löw pick his nose no much???

Bayern should buy Wagner.
He's a real Granate

>>76463202
agreed. imagine being a neet spending your whole day shitposting and occasionally going out to play for the NT with your bros

>>76463238
goddamn european irony

Why did Germany stop stealing Polish strikers like Klose and Podolski? It's worked so well for them.

>>76463202
you wouldn't just walk into the team mate you're still competing with a couple thousand other lads

>>76463231
money

>>76463240
>not get the Bayer-04ling
A wasted opportunity.

>>76463243
unironically doesn't waste half as many chances as Lewandowski

>>76463190
>in Opera house, listening to Die Walküre
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>76463240

How much did he sniff every month?

>>76463259
poland stole the land they were born on

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>someone started the wave


dear lord not even europe is safe anymore

>>76463215
i never knew if it is arrogant if you dont celebrate?
"of course i scored, nothing to see here" doesnt seem very nice either

>>76463253

also if you score a hat trick, you get to drown in local pussy as you easily become a nation's top goalscorer while going back to shitposting.

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>>76463286
>taking the bait

>>76463267

This.

Literally le score against small teams but waist all the chances when it matter man

>>76463286
that's what the french do
and then they go hon hon hon and wave their baguettes

>Joachim "ABRBL" Löw/Hitler

>>76463300
He should have gotten hit by a giant meteor to be etzala

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>>76463307

>and wave their baguettes

is this a penis metaphor?

>>76463280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53m8th8bMkA

>>76463300
If he lost weight and got a decent haircut, he could be fairly attractive.

>>76463295
truly living the dream

>>76463331
he could jerk you off

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what do you think of this funny picture i made

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jew girl

>>76463260
It's better than competing with 53 million other lads.

>>76463267

This i dont get why people rate that hack

He scores 6 goals against Erzgebirge but becomes transparent in the CL

>>76463327
nah in canada it's just ceremonial for french people to carry elongated loaves of bread around like the scottish and their kilt knives

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>>76463355
she's amazing, too bad her career sucks

Be honest, would you make the San Marino team?

>>76463351
its alright

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>NEVER TRUST A KRAUT

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>>76463400
>Cheering a goal against San Marino

Lmao kimmich!!!

>>76463351
pls original picture

>>76463386
I played for the youth of a 2nd division team which is now playing Eredivisie.

So maybe.

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>>76463384

Imagine having to cheat against San Marino.

Why are they playing Can as a CB?

was a pelunty desu

>>76463424
me in the back

>>76463386
no

anyone in this thread who thinks so is delusional

except >>76463421 probly

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>>76463419

>>76463421
youth teams don't count, by that logic my dad and granddad worked/played for the maple leafs

>>76463448
who does that face remind me of

>>76463318
there are no meteors in emskirchen

Post yfw Englel would unironically lose to this group of part time proctologists

so do you guys think if we all formed a team out of everyone in this thread, could we take san marino?

NO ERA PENAL
FIFA HATES GERMANY

>>76463457
That is a) correct and b) false

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>>76463439

>>76463467
fuck off

Why don't Germany just solely try to score blooters from the halfway line at this point?

>>76463456
Süle

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wagner is a hack scoring against literal whos today
mfw he cheats himself into the startelf

>>76463491
>disliking Wagner
>>/reddit/

>>76463482
young players who have no save spot in the team
so they try to prove to Löw that they are good enough

>>76463491
Gnabry also scored a Hattrick against San Marino and now he has to play the U21 EM or whatever

Dubs for decisive San Marino victory

>>76463455
With youth team, I mean the team with future prospects, players getting back from injuries, substitutes that haven't had play time in a while and reserves.

>>76463480
Why so angry Ahmed, aren't you allowed to eat during the day again?

Reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZS2aLl80wM

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>>76463498
not sports related

>>76463522
hairy arms

>>76463434
started playing too well in central midfield so Jogi had to mess with things

>>76463528
o i c

>>76463524
doubles for 5-5

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>>76463550

yes, nice

YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES

>>76463570
Doubles for 4.9-5

>>76463595
hairy belly too
that's haram

Klose still looks like he's 25

YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES YOUNES

where's the guy that bet on under 5.5 goals?

What's the point in increaseing teams competing in WC?

>>76463629
Tying a noose

MY BOY YOUNES

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>>76463613
No, absolutely halal

>>76463642
To reduce the quality of play

>>76463642
Dollarinos my anime friend

>>76463642
and a happy nip nop ching chong to you too

>people yelling 'heil hitler' after each goal

ugh

>>76463642
Shekels

lieterally Whones

>>76463595
we could stroke our happy trails together ;_;

>>76463642
££££££££££££££££££££££££$$$$$$$$$$$$$£££££££££££££££££££££

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>>76463651
i will never bang a super qt like this

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>>76463661

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>>76463642
more teams -> more matches -> more ad and ticket revenue

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>>76463677

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what do you have of dinner lads

>>76463642
What's the issue? The good NTs can use matches like this to test out younger players and tactics.

>>76463707
Barbequed chicken

Please San Marino just score once

>>76463707
Pasta funghi

>>76463727
ugh, would love to eat her ass

Why's San Marino always a target practice?

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>based Czechs in the lead against Norway

World Cup here we come

>>76463729
just wait till Löw subs Ginter in, own goal or huge fuck up confirmed

>tfw our c-team does unironically better than our a-team in the first game

>>76463742

I would let her shot on my face

>>76463745
Because they are so innocent and nice

>>76463768
the answer is
>Löw

>>76463781

this ;_;

hello where are the slags?

>>76463707
Rice

I'm off to go see friends now. Bye, I guess

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quick la's

name your favorite K-On song

mine's Pure Pure Heart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lNXRKh5qaw

>>76463707
bread

>>76463781
their only point is to manipulate UEFA elections

>>76462208

I predict that the Germans will win 7-1 like they always do with countries that are irrelevant in football.

>>76463814

Fuck off normie scum

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>>76463818
Fuwa Fuwa Timu

>>76463820
yes

>>76463355
>Emmanuelle-Chriqu
>>76463424
>>76463443
>>76463443
>>76463462
>>76463498
>>76463522
>>76463549
>>76463595
>>76463622
>>76463651
>>76463673
>>76463702
>>76463727
>>76463747

>>76463820

>posting my stolen pics

don't

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hnnnnng

>>76463818
i don't watch those kind of anime

>San Marino population
31.000
>From which are male
12.800
>Age group 15-30
~3000

21 players in the NT gives you a 21/3000, or 7/1000th chance.
But, since not every male from that age group plays football, that figure is even lower and don't forget that there is also a -21 team.

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>>76463818
Fuwa Fuwa Time. No other choice

>>76463878
What?Are you fucking gay or something?
>>76463841
They dindu nuffin,they wuz gud bois

>>76463878
Why not alexis?

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/Pol/acks MUST go back

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>>76463904
>>76463918
i only read highly intellectual manga like one piece

>>76463878
>Not Watching literally masterpiece about the social relations, growing up and dealing with failure

Ow the edge Alexis, keep the Death Note

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>>76463936

>>76463898
That's almost a 1% chance wew.

>>76463936
So you mean you have bad taste

DEATH TO GERMANY
you are goning to cry like how the Brazilians did

>>76463951
if i wanted to see failure i'd look in the mirror f a m
>>76463971
for you

>>76463973

>tfw no qt san marino gf

>>76463973
We'll just open up our own football cup
The small countries cup

>>76463973

I believe in you based SM.

>>76463973
Marino Ackbar!

>>76463898

i dont think a 4chan rag-tag could win against them but most of our 4th division teams certainly could.

>>76463973
rare-san y u hate me

>>76463973
cute

>>76463990
I have a feminine penis if thats ok

>>76463991
wtf you're not netherlands

>>76463973
Literally what the fuck is your excuse for not being on the pitch right now

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>>76463973
Nice flag

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>>76463980

>if i wanted to see failure i'd look in the mirror f a m

>>76463973
Prove with a pic that you are not a proxyfag.

I refuse to believe that there is a single anons from San Marino

>>76463980
That's because of your taste man. Improve your game

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>>76463973
4-0

>>76464007

show boipucci

>>76464007

I could suck it for citizenship.

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rate

>>76463769
Germany

Yes

>>76464070
3 4 2 1

>>76464070
me on the left

>>76464013
EXCUUUUSE ME
It's a DIFFERENT SHADE OF BLUE

>>76462627
Tbf faroe islands aren't as bad as they used to be. They've had a couple of decent results in the last few year

>>76464070
>Jugendliche

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really makes you think...

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>>76464114
>

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>>76464070
Let me take a guess, they're all 17 and have no passport

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>>76464070
>Jugendliche
>Teenagers

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>>76464134

>celebrating a goal against san marino as if this was the final against portugal

>>76464114
Damn, that's me, except I'm not a virgin. What does this mean Jurgen?

>>76464176
That's why people like to yell Heil Hitler

>>76464175
>grabs his phone harder than usual when doors open and close
the fuck?

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>>76464182

You're mexican

plz stop bullying san marino

>>76463898
>5k more females than males

shit these players must be drowning in pussy since they're the most alpha men in the nation as well

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>>76464235
S-Stop Adolf, You win, I can't look it anymore

why don't smaller countries play murderball? why does it happen so much more on club level than international?

>>76464043
https://m.imgur.com/a/umsJz

>>76464254
it hurts to live

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>>76464267

>>76464286
nice, can i come there and destroy your boipucci?

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>>76464286

nice

would let you shot on my face

WERNER
Double Digits!

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>>76464254
It's like looking into a mirror...

>>76464254
Some of these are pretty inaccurate but this one is pretty much bang on.

>>76464345
>having the courage to go to the cinema alone
too alpha 4 me

>>76464368
did that like 2 times

best experience desu

>>76464301
>>76464329
A-At least this proves we are not alone my aryan amigo

Do San Marino even have any away fans for these games?

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>>76464395
>>76464329

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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>service veteran
>PTSD
>anxiety keeps me at home most days cause I don't want to disturb any one with my craziness

At lest I have an excuse.. ty, ewe fags actually made me feel good for once =D

>>76464441
y-y--y-you wanna grab a beer or hotpocket sometime bro?

>>76464412
i doubt they have any fans at all, theyre probably all italian bandwagoners

>>76464441
>This pasta

It gets me every time. I'll be sad if not for [spoiler]I'm actually a pro football player living the dream lad[/spoiler]

>30 min left
holy crap
this is Yuro entertainment?

>san marino getting angery

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>>76464275

>>76464500
yes

we have more than 10 minutes playtime per match

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>>76464525
far to late for that

>>76464525
It must be hard having to play matches for a team you know it's going to lose for the next 80 years every single match

are these fucking vuvuzelas i hear?

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>>76464570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUmYCUyomGY

but they still play every single game, sometimes is not for the victory, sometimes is only for honour

that looked nice

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>>76464570
think about that; being some tiny former "mighty monarch" nation; and being force to resign yourself to eternal losses in a proxy war to some former nation of Huns of Slavs or Anglos

>make the tobagon get joggin'

>Werner
what a douche

lel

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