OFFICIAL METS VS BRAVES GAMETHREAD

>people actually think asdrubal cabrera and his -0.2 WAR (and sinking) deserves $8.5 million in 2018

lmao

I thought it wasn't supposed to become a carnival until everyone's tired for the second game

>this fucking shitshow of a game

Time to take two from the mest

Haven't turned the game on yet it's already a shitshow?

Really wanted to score there

>>76461833
i mean, consider who's playing

based snackman

Reyes needs to be fucking DFA'd

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wilmer to 3rd
rosario call up
reyes buried in a shallow grave

KKKK

get used to it mest. You will be seeing it for years

that's a fucking sexy bunt

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>>76462165
>dat fucking perfect bunt

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Go Braves! Teehee!

I love the back and forth between Swanson, Phillips, and Adams. They all have stolen flyballs from each other and are always ribbing each other and giving each other shit on those plays. Good to see guys havin' fun out there.

Also, Newcomb is pitching really well. Nice to see.

this is a really weird game. feels like we should be losing

>>76462584
feels like they are trying to hurry up because they have to play two

>>76462584
patience my weeboo friend.
>mest pitching

>>76462584
That's what most of the season had felt like

>mets getting destroyed by some random on his debut

typical mets, bet not one of those lazy faggots even looked at his scouting report pre-game, totally unprepared

remember when TJ rivera was good

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>barves in charge of scoring

>pulling him now
bold move

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>braves management

DFA assdribble

Suntrust was a mistake

>>76463432
shitty bank, shitty ballpark!

>>76463432
its actually really nice

>that fucking sequence
this game is so meme

come the fuck on

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>>76462058
Get used to it barves. You will be seeing it for years.

cespeGOD

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>he thinks the mest are ded
>he thinks the first few months weren't a ruse just to trick baseball into going easy on us in the summer while the mest make their playoff push

>cespedes still being a lazy cuban

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fuck inciarte

How can the Mets defend keeping Reyes anymore? Didn't they say they would give him until June? He still sucks. He should not be on the team.

>sal ass

it begins

thanks for coming out salad

Thank you BP

Why is salad still a major league pitcher

>reyes

go away jose

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reyes and cabrera OUT

rosario and flores IN

if mets bullpen/defense blows the game I will manually translate the magna carta into cambodian and post the finished translation in tonight's game thread

E

LEL

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It just happens every single day
I don't know what I was expecting

SAVE US KEMP

inb4 reed blows this

>>76464104
second
hope we're wrong

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>>76464131
so far so good

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D-does anyone know how gain a working knowledge of Cambodian in less than a day? Asking for a friend, of course.

>>76464201
a language? in a day?

That's not gonna happen

le gold glove man needs to start every day

Braves going for the long con by injuring all the Mets before the second game

ces pls

>>76463957
WENGER OUT
ROSARIO IN

wew lads

he's back

CESGOD SAVES THE DAY!

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AYYYYY LMAO

GET FUCKED BARVES

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LET'S FUCKING GO

>the apple rises brothers

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>DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?

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>>76464544

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>>76464544

gg braves
see you in two hours

PIITB

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good shit boys. see you in 2 hours

Here we go again

>>76466302
lineups? All I remember is Matz is back for this one

>>76466336
>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Jose Reyes (S) SS
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
6. Wilmer Flores (R) 3B
7. Curtis Granderson (L) CF
8. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
9. Steven Matz (R) P

>barves
1. Danny Santana (S) CF
2. Brandon Phillips (R) 2B
3. Nick Markakis (L) RF
4. Matt Kemp (R) LF
5. Matt Adams (L) 1B
6. Kurt Suzuki (R) C
7. Dansby Swanson (R) SS
8. Johan Camargo (S) 3B
9. Matt Wisler (R) P

double duty thread? ok.

sup guys. slept thru first game.

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>tfw cespy is back but that doesnt do shit for the bullpen

>>76466404
I was at work for the first, but got fired in time for this one

I hope someone makes a webm of that Matz stretching montage

>>76466564
this

that was fucking hilarious.

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>Terry got a guy whose career ended prematurely because of how injured his arm was to talk to Matz

gr8

>>76466564
I hope so

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seedman? kek wtf

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damn they are hitting the shit out of this guy

>mets pitcher hitting the strike zone
what is going om

>>76466768
matz is the best control pitcher on the team, other than thor

Meanwhile in Queens, Tapwrit won the Belmont Stakes.

>when you learn someone famous died from a sports commentator

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>this pitch count

also RIP adam west

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RIP adam west

who will be mayor of cohaog now?

>>76466952

>Peter's boss dead
>Mayor of Quahog dead

Family Guy curse

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based

Just won $120 on the Belmont
AMA

wew walker came to play

>>76467031
what kind of booze you blowing it on?

>>76467055
Tapwrit Blue Label

>>76467047
yeah man, amazing play.

>>76467031
are you gonna play the powerball? when you're lucky you're lucky.

>>76467066
Might buy some reddit gold

REYES DID SOMETHING

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ayy

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>when you eye the NL MVP

BBRUCE!!!!!!!!

based bruce

>barves

>barves

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>54 pitches
>5.0 IP

>dat pitch count

Based fucking Matz

complete game possibility?

>barves

based willy flowers

TOP FUCKING KEK

flores triple hahahha!

>giving up a triple to Flores

Honestly just counting down the days until we pass the stupid fucking sneks for that second wild card

>>76467470
Mets keep winning 2/3
then proceed to lose 3 straight because they give up 10 runs a game

playoffs aint happening

>>76467515
Their starting pitch is good now. That 10 runs a game thing is over. You can apologize in October.

>I think 69 is a good number

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>>76467698
/ourguy/

>>76467708
I wish Keith had been there for that

Freeze for ASG

>that race
how can white fans even compete

based freeze

Peak Reyes would outrun the Freeze

isn't this copyright infringement?

Can the Freeze be used to pinch run

>barves

What does the white boy get if he beats the Freeze?

>>76467812
His girlfriend doesn't have to have sex with the Freeze

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is he, dare i say it, back?

lmao

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top kek

>walker
>walks

>>76467777
quads of truth

>barves

Q U A L I T Y

S
T
A
R
T

Wilmer > Murphy

This isn't even his final form.

T J

J

reyes dfa incoming

rivera!!!!

>O'Faggoty

Don't miss him.

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA

TJ rivera is good again

>o'faggoty
suck a dick

Game over
Fuck Jew York

B U S H L E A G U E

>>76468276
oh look there's that one barves fan

>>76468265
Come on, You know he's not a good enough pitcher for that to have been intentional.

>Be shit pitcher
>Be mad you're a shit pitcher
>Try to injure the other team because of it

wew

>>76468298
prolly not. i just hate him for blowing literally every other game he pitched in 2015

w2c bucket hat?

>>76468295
I'm watching girls track and field now

Is Neil Ramirez Hispanic? He looks like a white ginger, but he has a spanish last name. Is he Keith Hernandez spanish?

>>76468441
are they qt

this ump just wants to get this over with lol

>>76468468
Some are

he was safe

s a f e

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we should play double headers more often fellas

>>>barves

barves gettin loved tenderly

how is O'Faggoty still in the majors? do teams actually scout him or are they just like "HURR WE NEED A LEFTY DURR"?

I love watching O'Faggotry get shelled

books
o
o
k
s

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gg barves. good shit matz, flores, and TJ

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awwwwww yea