/mlb/ general - SUMMER VACATION edition

Best league, best sport

yankees

>>76457622
>the good, the bad, the ugly

Perfect, except one hesitates to call any ninny league team good

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jays luck in safeco isnt much better than in the Trop tbqh

doesnt matter how many fans show up, not sure why they would bother at this point. The L's come hard and fast here

>>76457731
>arcade league blew a 3-1 lead

Ahahahahahah

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For me, it's the Cleveland Kipnises

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".

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>>76457753
Then fuck off back to canada and stop watching the MARINERS!

>>76457768
>Ninny League had to go to extra innings of game seven play against the most injured team in World Series history that wasn't supposed to get swept and wasn't supposed to make it out of the DS

Did the Cubbies bandwagon come back?

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>>76457833
still cant beat us in our house either bitch

just try shit with us and get rekt worst coaster

strategy>old/fat mashers who can't play the field

>>76457861
No one cares about toronto desu
The wrong city lost its team if this is the fanbase we were left with

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For me, its the Cleveland WINDIANS

>>76457833
But then your franchise would fold like your sad supersonics. Not like you have gotten any ticket sales in the playoffs for the past couple decades.

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>>76457887
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>>76457974
Yeah. He looks graceful, just like a professional athlete should. I'm surprised he didn't keel over and collapse of cardiac arrest.

>Adam Engel sent down

Goodbye 80 grade speed, see you again in september.

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For me, it's the Cleveland Slamtanas

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4th place behind the Marlins and Braves

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>>76458019
He was hitting well too. Not sure why they sent him back down. I guess we need more BP due to the BP our starters throw out there.

Rebuilding is sad, not as sad as actually trying to win and failing horribly like the last 6 seasons though but still sad.

>>76457801
It's called a memeji

>>76458204
actually, it's an Awoo, but who cares, really?

I wonder which Gio Gonzolez will show up?
Effectively wild or just wild wild.

>>76457938
>Canada talking shit about revenue
>Mariners 2016 revenue 289 million
>Blue Jays 2016 revenue 278 million
Even with playoff games the jays made less money. Really makes you think

>>76458152
Over our last 10 games, our starters have averaged 4.1 innings. In only one of those games did a starter go 6 innings.

>>76458326
really what else did we expect from reclamation projects and spot starters? though Q sucking is extra sad.

>>76458152
Bring big game james or petricka back up?

>>76458406
Shields is recovering from his injury still.

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>>76458082
>replica jersey day (courtesy of Discount Drug Mart)
Nice

>>76458441
Just googled it, Petricka got called back up

>>76458406
jpetty did come back up
hes rusty as hell and got battered yesterday

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I'd make a game thread but
>rags

>>76458658
Just make a thread

>>76458727
No thanks. I can see in to the future.
>rags

>>76457731
>good
Pretty sure AZ is good in this scenario, which must be true because apparently McCain stayed up late watching them and that's why he vomited word salad on Comey.

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>17 games today

>>76458749
>nats

Will Aaron's career RBIs record ever be broken?

>ninny league has three teams below .400

>>76459229
yes

>>76459305

By whom?

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SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY.

Is this Hunter Green kid THAT good, ala face of the franchise superstar or is he pretty equal in terms of other top ends in this draft and years prior?

I was reading an article and was like "holy shit, fuck yeah!" until I got to the meat of the story: 'a socially conscious black American to be the new face of baseball'
I immediately can't help to think that he's getting pushed hard by media such as ESPN because this outlandish "we need more BBC in baseball REEEEE" trend

>>76459481
Judge

>>76459481
Me

>>76459549
Please. His giant body is going to break down before 2020, starting with his knees this year or next.

>>76459654
Trout is still young enough to do it once he gets traded to a team that can get runners on ahead of him

>>76459229
Who's Will Aaron?

>>76459481
Unironically, Bryce Harper

>>76459908
Hank Aaron you silly goose

>>76459548
Thanks everyone.

mest-barves game 1
>>76460342
>>76460342
>>76460342

>>76460338
No problem : )

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>Sonny Gray is an Ac-

>jose de leon - 6.75 MiLB ERA, 10.13 MLB ERA
>injured
>jharel cotton - 5.2 MLB ERA
Are the Dodgers the smartest FO in the league? How do teams keep falling for this.

The New York Yankees have a solid, all around good team

>>76460973
pitching sucks

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>>76461036
*eats your sandwich*

>>76461036
2nd best ERA in the majors. Best in AL.

Newcomb is going to be GOAT

>>76461036
>jasy

>>76461036
Severino has a 2.90 ERA

>>76460785
Archer is not an ace

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Reminder that Fulmer's arm is a ticking time bomb and is liable to have a career as derailed as Jarrod Parker's before 2020

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>>76461777
>Fulmer's arm is a ticking time bomb
no shit

>>76460785
-cident.

Justin Smoak is a legit MVP candidate.

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>>76461809
I just want to upset that leaf.

>>76461809
If he was still a Met, his arm would have been amputated by now

>>76462013
>>76462013
Phillies @ Tardinals
>>76462013
>>76462013
Lillies @ Cardinals
>>76462013
>>76462013

Get me the Joba stats for his career, I'll teach Alex a lesson here

>rags

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For me, it's Matt Albers.

cubs rocks

>>76462278

>>76462278

>>76462278

you now remember rocko baldelli

>>76462359
*rocco

wasn't he an injury prone piece of shit?

>>76462378
yes

>>76462359
I actually dont

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>>76462319
*strikes out the side*
>there's a new big sexy in town

The Yankees will win 6 straight World Series starting this year. In 2019 they will sign Bryce Harper, Shohei Otani, and Jose Fernandez's corpse.

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>>76461036

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just

>>76462796
Yeah? So?
That's what he gets for being one dimensional.

>>76462796
The shift killed baseball. Manfred needs to institute a rule where there can only be two infielders on either side of second base.

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There is no stopping us.

>>76462842
Fuck that. Learn to hit the ball the other way.

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2 IP 1H 4SO
*you gonna eat that?*

>>76462869
>guaranteed Rape

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>>76462869
spread the power of the arrow

>>76462884
That's not how today's game works. Most players are taught to swing for the fences which means they're taught to be pull hitters all their lives. Making it so there can only be two infielders on either side of second base, before the ball is put in play by the batter, would alleviate these problems by keeping potential infield holes, while still allowing defenses to still cover base hits up the middle.

>>76462951
>fielders should be forced to accomodate hitters getting worse
That's not how anything works

>>76462951
Quit fucking with the game. It was fine the way it was
>instant replay
>ruined the IBB
>can't break up double plays anymore
>no home plate collisions
>DH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76463036
>can't break up double plays anymore
This needs to be dropped more than anything

* = who to bet for
>Marlins* @ Pirates 4:05 PM Straily, Dan (4-4) Williams, Trevor (3-3)
>Twins* @ Giants 4:05 PM Berrios, Jose (4-1) Samardzija, Jeff (2-7)
>Royals* @ Padres 4:10 PM Kennedy, Ian (0-6) Diaz, Miguel (1-1)
>Angels @ Astros* 4:10 PM Nolasco, Ricky (2-6) Fiers, Mike (3-2)
>Orioles @ Yankees* 7:15 PM Tillman, Chris (1-3) Severino, Luis (4-2)
>White Sox @ Indians* 7:15 PM Holmberg, David (0-0) Tomlin, Josh (3-7)
>Tigers @ Red Sox* 7:15 PM Verlander, Justin (4-4) Sale, Chris (7-2)
>Reds @ Dodgers* 10:10 PM Wojciechowski, Asher (1-0) Wood, Alex (6-0)
>Brewers* @ D-backs 10:10 PM Guerra, Junior (1-0) Godley, Zack (1-1)
>Blue Jays @ Mariners* 10:10 PM Stroman, Marcus (6-2) Miranda, Ariel (6-2)

Thank me later ;^)

>>76463107
I agree. It's an abomination.
Maybe they should all wear dresses.

>>76463143
>Losing money on the blue jays
Why would i thank you for this?

>>76463270
Nevermind. Im stupid

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>Koda Glover blown save

HAhahahahahaha you can call Avila whenever you want

>Rangers/Nationals has a blown save

And all is well.

>nast

If your team came into existence after 1959, they should not be allowed to wear pinstripes under any circumstance

What a throw by BIG BRYCE

>>76463452
Also, teams shouldnt wear pinstripes im general because they are ugly

>>76463143
Im going to recap this after all the games have ended so we can see how wrong you are
If you are atleast 80% correct ill fellate you
Travel to Texas not included

>yet another call overturned in favor of the cubs

Is there any doubt manfred is sucking chiraq duck? Why the fuck is this allowed?

>>76463756
that was complete bullshit

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>Bryce Harper's throw was tracked at 98.2 MPH.

>2017
>Running on the best defensive OF

>>76463916
He was safe

>>76463916
It was offline, catcher had to turn around
Shit throw desu

>>76463944
>>76463949
Hey, Mike!

>>76463916
That's safe. what the fuck New York.

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>>76463961
>expos

>>76463944
He was called safe at first. Overturned on replay. He was out.

MIN Twins vs SF Giants (#2 of 3)

4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT

>>76463867
>>76463867
>>76463867

>>76464000
He was really safe in real life. Too bad about those (((guys))) in NYC.

>>76464022
The replay showed he was clearly out.

>>76464054
Too bad about your eyes

>>76464069
>rags

>>76464022
1-877-KARS-4-YIDS

>>76463916
What a fucking pathetic slide. He should have been safe by a mile.

>>76462951
I think as long as shifts keep happening, we should actually dig infield holes to fuck with the game, it would make it more exciting

imagine Altuve waiting for a ground ball hit by a big fat guy and it hits the hole then jumps and fucks up his face and vision for the rest of his career

fat guy gets a single, Altuve gets vision problems, and baseball stays fun as fuck

>>76464271
Did Altuve fuck your gf or something? Where is this anger coming from?

Greg Biggio is my favorite player, number two is Ray Oswalt

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anyone want some free Papa John's?

>>76459548
If you draft him he's going to be a bust that will make a mockery of the organization
If you don't draft him he will make the All Star game 5 times

>Hurting Stanton

Dirty fucks as usual

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>Dads

There are people in the stands wearing Dodgers hats. How cucked is this team?

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Are you frustrated?

>>76462931
>XL

>>76464718
best leadoff hitter in baseball

>>76464836
More room for tendies

GOD DAMN IT YOST. Kennedy is having problems with command. Have Eiland work with him and don't start him till he can reliably pitch with command. Jesus fuck its like you want half our rotation to be free wins.

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>mark reynolds having a career renaissance at age 33

the rockies are cool as hell this year. pls dont let the doyers ruin it

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>>76464862
What a beast.

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>>76464906
WRAPPED

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>Barves

What are some good websites where you can bet in bitcoins?

>>76464963
IWantToBetInBitCoins.net/Sweden/YES/

>>76465000
>>76464963
do you guys know anything about bitcoin is it a good future investment?

>>76465000
cheeky cunt m8

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>it's a late innings offense episode

No return to .500 today hoorah

>Bryce Harper fires home to throw out Pete Kozm at the plate, keeping the game tied in the 9th following a Nationals' challenge

>Pete Kozm

what did they mean by this?

>>76463620
Incorrect. teams formed before 1959 have the god given right to wear pinstripes, and wearing them makes them superior

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>Bud Black beating Joel Madden in autism pitching moves

>>76465117
You have the right to be an obese neckbeard but that doesnt make you attractive

These FS1 casters are sucking the Padres dicks hard core holy fuck.

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>gib closer nao gotdammit
>better yet kill the whole bullpen
>except for matt albers
>he's sexy

>>76465154
True. Thankfully those two are unrelated in every single way possible. Pinstripes are patrician tier on Pre expansion teams, and trash on post expansion teams

>>76465197
>believing albers meme magic will last
oh boy

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>>76465086
>kozm

/r/ing a webm of that Blackmon HR

>>76465318
No.

>>76465328
>cusb

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did you miss him?

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>>76465318

Here's A Blackmon HR.

>>76465376
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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>>76465318

>>76465376
>h-he's fast!

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>>76465400
Thanks, Leaf.

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>>76465395
>>76465410

Easily the Comedy Gold Play of the Year™

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>>76465400
BLACKED

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>>76465197

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>>76465444
What do you use to make these? Also, checked.

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>>76465458
mlb.com and gfycat

Please Padres explain to me how Bud Black never had a playoff season for y'all

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OK I think Tilapia sucks again.

>>76465588
Bad roster, but Buddy always made them perform better than expectations.

/nesn/ bros tune in to FS1 right now.

I want Tilapia's tilapia in my mouth so bad

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>

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>>76465588
Bud is fucking elite. I think the cubes commentators said he was one of 3 people with 100+ wins as a pitcher and 600+ as a manager

>650 on deck today

These fucking FS1 anchors are pissing me off. They need to shut the fuck up about trades. The ALC is too up in the air right now for them to decide to be sellers.

Bud Black reminds me of my pops except that Bud wouldn't have to rape me in order to enjoy my bunghole

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Tacos confirmed

>The city of Chris Bryant

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Nolan is insanely good with 2 outs, RISP. So fucking clutch.

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>cusb

>>76465350
>more mets fans that braves fans in the crowd

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Holy fuck cusb defense lmao

>arenado btfo-ing Bryant yet again by hitting a bases clearing double past him

>>76465715
So much for getting that 24th save today.

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>>76465744
Nolan would have stopped that one.

these Rays unis are the worst thing I've ever seen.

As a Cubs fan, I don't even mind being destroyed by the Rockies. Y'all have suffered almost as much as us, I'd rather you win the NL West than the Doyers or Snakes

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This is getting sad desu

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>>76465775
>almost as much as us

>bryant allows ANOTHER ball to go right by him
Reminder that Bryant wouldn't even be top 3 in MVP votes if he played for a losing team.

>>76465775
>almost as much as us
I don't if it's that bad lol

>>76465775
Thanks Cusb fan. You're not so bad.

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Expect me.

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>>76465775
>almost as much as us
My man, there's 2 generations of Cubs fans that were born, lived, and died while never seeing them win it all. Rookies have only existed since 1993.


>MFW I just realized 99 years elapsed between the last 20th century Cubs WS win and the creation of the Rockies

>>76457622
Newcomb was a fucking beast!

This Pathetics team reminds me so much of the worst Rays teams i've ever watched, specifically last year

>>76465834
L

At this rate, Nolan Arenado is the greatest Rockies player of all time

I doubt anyone better has ever played for them

>>76465855
>who is ubaldo jimenez

>>76465825
Well I'm 19 so I've only suffered since maybe mid-2000s when my dad first gave me a Banks uni. And even in our worst years we still commanded national attention. Rockies have always been overlooked

>>76465863
I never saw him play for the Rockies

If you knew the world series winner this year came from your divsion, who would you want it to be?

>>76465874
Then you're a casual piece of shit like 90% of Rockies """fans""" in 2017

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>>76465801
>Larry Walker
>Todd Helton

U wot m8

>>76465834
Gsellman was better.

>>76465886
??? The answer is whatever team you root for, what kind of question is that

Colome > Shitances

Don't @ Me

>>76465886
my team, obviously.

>>76465906
I don't think anyone was disputing this

>>76465855
He's got quite a ways to go til he passes Todd, but he definitely has the talent. And it won't take much to surpass Helton's postseason resume.

>>76465904
I mean besides them OBVIOUSLYYYYY

>>76465863
Tulo and Holliday are better Rockies than him any day of the week.
>>76465855
He's definitely Climbing, Helton still holds that spot by far

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>>76465874
I feel old as fuck.

>>76465925
>Tulo
lol

most overrated player of the last 15 years

Where do I go for good Mexican food in Denver?

>>76465937
Mexico

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>>76465937
Literally walk to the nearest busy street. Also, we get tacos tomorrow.

>>76465937
Underneath any I-25 overpass

>>76465863
Ubaldo isn't even in the top 20 of greatest Rockies of all time. Dude literally had one great season, and that's it.

>>76465937
Depends what part of Denver. Blue Bonnet is always good.

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Rockies win!
7 in a row!

Alonso is your only good player fuck off

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This is Bud Black. He achieved 650 career wins as a manager today. Please congratulate him.

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>>76465958
>Ubaldo isn't even in the top 20 of greatest Rockies of all time
damn you're fucking retarded. do you think your franchise is actually good or something?

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>>76465973
Congratulations.

>>76465979
DESU
Jeff Francis> Ubaldo

Dude was too flash in the pan
>>76465935
He was great until about '11 Then the little shit could not stay healthy to save his fucking life.

Hell of defender though

>>76465979
>Ubaldo ahead of Vinny and the Big Cat
>Jhoulys Chacín
>No Francis or Hawpe

Kek, that list is fucking garbage.

>>76466042
Literally a list of how much WAR they earned for the Rockies. Go be fucking retarded somewhere else, ignorant dipshit.

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>if you were a fan of baseball in the 80's, all your heroes are dead

RIP Mr. Puckett
don't know why Mr. Gwynn always reminds me of that...

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>>76466055
>WAR

>>76466114
Just close the computer and walk away. No need to embarrass yourself.

>>76466055
>ranking a franchise's all-time best players based on one statistic

Thanks for explaining why that list is fucking garbage

>>76466140
You're right, Ubaldo Jimenez isn't a top 20 Rockies player of all time despite being 7th all time in WAR for the team. Sure wish I was as smart as you clearly are.

WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THE DOYERS IN FIRST PLACE. WHO THE FUCK DO THE ROCKIES AND DBACKS THINK THEY ARE BEING OVER .500 THIS LATE IN THE SEASON? ITS FUCKING MID-JUNE ALREADY.
FUCK

>>76466163
Dude you don't know jack shit about the Rockies history. Ranking players based on one statistic is fucking retarded. One stat doesn't tell you everything.

>>76466181
haha everyone laugh at the chicanos haha

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>>76466181
>(You)

>>76465973
Eat shit, Bud

>>76466195
Yeah man, you're completely right. I'm sure there are 20 better players than Ubaldo Jimenez in the long, illustrious Rockies history. Sure is odd that they haven't earned more than 10 WAR.

>>76466195
>Ranking players based on one statistic is fucking retarded.

That's kind of the point of WAR, but that assumes it isn't a retarded statistic.

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>>76466195
dude, why can't your just accept that other dude has a boner for Ubaldo

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>in the 80's, everyone of those seats would be filled was ass and nachos

time machine when?

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>>76465444
>nao i'm sad

Are Will Ferrell movies becoming Adam Sandler tier?

>>76466292
>becoming

>>76465400
JESUS

>>76466298
so he just made a movie at a casino to do a vacation/production?
Sad!!

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>this marlins offense

>>76466292
they are getting closer but nothing is going to get sandler tier

Dads, your park is ugly. Jesus.

>>76466379
Old School

it desperately needs an upgrade

mest-barves game 2
>>76460342
>>76460342
>>76460342

>>76466292
I haven't heard from Ferrell since he spent a day as a hot ticket in the Cactus League

>>76466401
Old school =/= bad. Kauffman is old but easily one of the most AESTHETIC parks in MLB

>>76466465
how he'd play?

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/los-ángeles/

>>76466546
nice mannequin.

>>76460955
The actual legit pitching prospects are the prospects that they deem untradeable. Urias was one of them. Right now Buehler, White, and Alvarez are mostly in that level.

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>bowl full of taco soup
>another bowl full of Fruity Pebbles OG
>pitcher of cold water

Who /comfy/??

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>No bullpen
>Turner in sophomore slump
>Harper slumping. .250 end of season avg incoming
>Based Ryry might be injured
>Joe Ross pitching like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
>Dusty insists on giving Wilmer Difo and Brian Goodwin even more chances after they have proved to be terrible
>Jose Lobaton

Who /sad/ here?

Oh well. At least Murph is still based

>>76466645
Jesus how can people eat this poorly

>>76466645
>taco soup and fruity pebbles
I threw up a little.

>>76466645
Got 45 minutes to game time. I'll be truly /comfy/ then.

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>>76466717
>>76466717
>>76466717
https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/fruity-pebbles

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>>76466700
Max tomorrow

When will the Dodgers retake 1st place for good?

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>>76460955
The Dodgers have three Ivy League GM's working the front office. It's funny because José DeLeón was ranked higher in the prospectus rankings than what the Dodgers themselves ranked DeLeón. They finessed Tampa for sure although Forsythe has been a tremendous bust. The Dodgers will finesse the rags for Yu Darvish using Calhoun and Verdugo. Cap me.

>Kershaw
>Darvish
>Wood
>Hill
>McCarthy

Score on this rotation.

(you can't)

>>76466733
Oooooooh okay. Still
>taco soup

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>>76466739
>8.2IP, 1ER, 3H, 0BB, 12K
>No decision

>>76466743
Who knows. They will win the division though. They're built for a 200 game season. Rockies will make the postseason but will not sustain what they're doing now. It'll be interesting because the Dodgers and Rockies have their final 4 games against one another. Lots of drama especially if Arizona is within 2 games. Should be amazing

>>76466767
>They're built for a 200 game season.
What the fuck does this even mean lol

>>76466758
>Soup Sandwich
quick name for a good meal, homemade
beans and cheese and good stuff
very /comfy/ -_-

>>76466773
It means they're deep.

>>76466796
Just say that then.

>>76466773
It means they have the deepest roster in baseball. Their bullpen is so deep they have to literaly make up injuries to give guys innings. They have the most productive outfield in baseball and their pitching staff believe it or not is #1 in the sport. They have utility men hitting better than most cleanup hitters.

>>76466773
Regular season+postseason is about 200 games.

>>76466796
It wasn't my post. I'm interpreting.

>>76466852
No it isn't.

>>76466863
What? Lmao
>162+5+7+7=181

I just mean to say that they're insanely deep in talent.

Who's waiting for /camden/??

>>76466863
Meant for the other guy

>>76466889
nevermind, it's at Dinger Park -_-

>>76466889
The O's, and their ballpark, are shit. What a complete and utter fail of a team and organization. They're not even meme worthy.

>the vanquished bulwark of the KC roylels

>>76466884
+1 because they're going to have to get in through the wild card.

>>76457753
All those k's doe.

I'm surprised no one's called it a hate crime yet.

Red Sox vs Tigers
>>76467108
>>76467108
>>76467108

>Cincy, Milwaukee and Toronto all starting around 9PM their time

Are you even gonna be awake??

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>>76467029
>you

>>76467188
>>76467188
well done, was just waiting for it -_-

moustakas was about 5 feet away from the royals going back to back to back

>>76467198
Yeah, I really wanted to post that Moose dong pic again. Either way it was a good hit.

>>76465890
>mfw somebody pretends to be me again trash me as some sort of bandwagon faggot
dodger fans it's ok you'll still get a wildcard spot

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>>76467029
>he thinks they are done.

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>>76467029
>u

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>number 4
easy there KC

>>76467257
woah, the twins have fans again

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>>76467257
We cumming for your ass Twinks.

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Some what off topic but Whit has a decent ass...

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>los dads

>>76467289

I'm not convinced
more sauce

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>DADS

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THANKS DADS.

>>76467309
You didn't see it when they showed the shot from behind him in the on deck circle?

>the royals have no power lol

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GG NO RE DADS

>el dads

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Royals

sox indians where?

>>76467457
All the lifelong Indians fans are now lifelong Rockies/Astros fans

>Nads gave up Felipe Rivero for 2 months of Maricon
wew lad

>>76467444
Doyals
Boyals
Joyals
Ployals
Foyals.

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>>76467471
Oh, really...

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>>76467471
Thats a shame cause I would make the thread but cant right now

also

>bases loaded 0 outs
>inb4 0 runs

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>royals are gonna win a game