/cric/

>tfw Lancashire County Cricket Club

At the gorund lads. Zampa just took a hat trick with the last two balls of his over

>>76457484
first for Holly the mare

>>76457508
love him

hes unorinically much better looking than virat

>>76457524
t. anand gupta

>>76457508

Stumping off a wide?

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going to update the curries on cricket compilation soon lads

I still find it hard to believe anyone would voluntarily go to Birmingham

lee thomason here lads

ama

>>76457524
t. Ahmed Shehzad

I'm all for autists and assbergers being given opportunities to contribute to society but making one the captain of the Australian cricket team is taking it too far.

>>76457524
t. Mrs Abbas

Last 5 ovs 25/0 RR 5.00
Required RR 5.04

Eat shit, ya losing

>>76457548
t. Simon Rorke

>>76457569
You'd probably rather have an abo in charge atm

>>76457569

Would Warner make a good captain despite the fact his IQ is probably lower than his batting average?

>>76457544
>so you're telling me war is more important than cricket match

that's because the life of a pajeet isn't really worth that much

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>>76457544
Audibly kek'd

>>76457600
yeah actually

anyone remeber peter forrest

>>76457602
prove him wrong

>>76457600
What are you talking about, Warner has one of the greatest minds ever produced

want someone to creampie my arse

>>76457600
Wood-Warner are a Interior designer in Cammeray, mate

threadcunt suicide watch

How the fuck does one end up with the surname Zampa? He looks anglo

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Binding Blade isn't shit but it certainly isn't as good as Blazing Blade

>>76457600
Dunno if he'd make a good captain, but he sure as hell wouldn't be a worse captain than Smith.

Smith throwing

fuck cricket

pie chuckers everywhere

lol didn't even know England football team were playing today
At this point I even want them to lose

>>76457661
fuck you i have fractured ribs right now it hurts to laugh fuck you

would rinse stokes' cock with my saliva x

How btfo would it be if England choke the finals again

>Adam West dead

RIP Batman

>>76457661
My sides are in orbit

fuck this, time for bed, yet another boring as fuck soft trot to the win for England.

hate boredi
love Basedladaesh

>>76457716
Fuck me, no more Adam West in Family Guy too I guess

Is Rashid Khan the ultimate GOAT?

>>76457758
Nah mate they'll bring him back for family guy

>>76457771
hi mate

>>76457758
>Family Guy

>>76457758
>watching family Guy

>>76457758

Who the hell still watches Family Guy? Do you watch The Simpsons too??

>>76457758
>Family Guy

Test cricket should be taught at university

>>76457758
>farmerly goy

>>76457788
I have got a mate here :)
Hi

>>76457661
kek
KEK

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/1101733.html
kek the german team is now filled with afghans

>>76457758
>The Big Bang Theory

>>76457771
yeah inshallah my favourite afghan 18 year old will reign

>>76457828
backing you to win against sl on monday x

Just got back from work good to see the lads are doing well

>>76457806
he's one of the indians who watches American shows like BBT, family Guy just to sound cool among friends

>>76457818
The one thing I didn't need at university was more tests

>>76457858

Bet he follows that 'Joey meets Sheldon' facebook page.

>tests
FOSC(fuck off small child)

>>76457858
So all Indians in general

>>76457797
>>76457803
>>76457806
>>76457813
>>76457819
>>76457851

Thanks for the (You)s. I only know him as Family Guy's Mayor West.

>>76457858
I stopped watching family guy after the 4th season. I do watch south park though.

>>76457758

>"Zampa is elite"
>bowls a wide at this point in the match

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>manlet Warner trying to reach that six

>putting Warner at long-on

Seems unfair. Can't they give him a chair to stand on?

>>76457912
>still watching

australia sucks why bother

>>76457874
yep he also comments "haha XD" on facebook pages

>>76457879
yep mostly

might have caught that if he wasnt a massive manlet

hundred partnership between two loving boys truly a beautiful thing to see x

a full strength EU

>>76457925
If he was a massive manlet he would have been big enough.

>>76457935
bit gay lad

cricket is gay

What a shot tbf

LOVE this English partnership

love playing with willies
love sucking willies
loving feeling willies deep inside my rectum
love to feel willies squirting cum inside me

>>76457923
It's ok, 99% of Trinis are just as bad if not worse.

>Two consecutive dot balls
>No new British flags post for that moment
Fucking hell they run away fast

>>76457858
>>76457923
>this self-hate
seek help

Josh Hazlewood looks like Assad

england are so fucking good at cricket

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>>76457991

Can you actually feel it when a guy cums in your butt?

>>76458006
Don't you think you're a bit old to be obsessing over childish bat and ball games? Grow up.

#CricketPride2017

why not just watch baseball

>>76458049
I'm not intelligent enough

>>76458049
Because there's more to this

>>76458030
I'm not hating myself my man , I'm hating guys like you
>>76457994
the worst part is when you tell than that big bang theory is shit , they laugh at you

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>>76457506
gas the tykes

>>76458049
Too intelligent mate

>>76458070
>muh billion pajeets

>>76458049
why not shove another big mac down you fat gob you smelly yank

>>76457661
post the one where he chastises his teammate for not having an OLED TV when he did, in fact, have an OLED TV

Wicket 6th ball next over

>>76458049
because baseball is for dummies

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>>76458077

>Biggest ever attendance today for an ODI at this ground - 24,227
Dead sport for a dead country

business idea: free sky in old people's homes

Rishabh: "Great game awareness by these two. Know Hazlewood is the best bet today. Playing him out peacefully. " Word

>>76458138
You stuck at your Nan's?

>>76458085
*farts in your face*

>>76458138
Only if they have to pay the license fee

>>76458187
>shits on your wicket

>>76458199
what the fuck

>>76458199
Well that's a sticky wicket

Can't believe they butchered Toblerones lads.

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>>76458209

>>76458230
reddit

can't fucking believe the frankly disgusting posts this seppo is making

Good to see some quintessentials in the crowd

remember when Australia had bowlers

>baseball
>only allowed to use quarter of the pitch
>only allowed to use quarter of the brain
>only played in yankland and japan

>cricket
>bigger pitch
>bigger brain
>played all around the anglosphere and beyond

>>76458323
Remember when Australia played cricket?

>>76458330
good post

I'm guessing England are ahead of cuckworth poowis?

>>76458355

Miles ahead

might take a big dump before bed

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>>76458323
Remember when England was white?

i believe in australia

test

Fuk dis going to bed

>>76458392
I'm white, that's all that matters.

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want a cricket rig

cummins is SHIT

>>76458392

london is so full of pakis and niggers im not even racist but its just disgusting

>>76458407
no m8, this is an odi

>Cumbins

>>76458431
yeah see I don't really have a problem with having people of other ethnicities in Australia so long as they assimilate, but that's because we've only been around since 1788
for european nations I think preserving ethnicity is important though

"convict" is not an ethnicity

>>76458482
where did the convicts come from though

honestly its just disheartening and sad when you get on a bus and you're the only white person on it

>>76458490
police custody and prison

>>76458502
>honestly its just disheartening and sad when you get on a bus
All that you needed mate

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>>76458502
>Getting public transport

>bangladesh will be in the semis when they were 4 overs from being knocked out if not for the rain

bit annoying 2bh, could be sri lanka vs bangladesh in one of the semis

>>76458506
yeah but where though

>>76458502

Move out of whatever shithole city you live in then

>>76458502
It's more disheartening when a 10 minute journey takes an hour in rush hour because the city you live in is so packed full and they keep letting more in

Are British crowds the only ones in the worlds who do sarcastic cheering?

I remember they even cheered a dot ball when they were getting rekt by South Africa.

>Chokes

kek what the fuck was that

>Gingers

>>76458592
nah we do it

I remember when faf on debut and someone else were blocking it out people would give them a standing ovation whenever they scored a run

the kiwis also went crazy when chris martin hit 100 career test runs

>>76458592
Ironic cheering is one of my favourite things about Britain.

COLLAPSE

>>76458653

Must be an anglo thing

>>76458653
>>76458717

Anglo-Commonwealth maybe. Don't think the yanks do it.

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>>76458741
>Yanks
>Anglos

>>76458741
nah they are completely incapable of laughing at themselves

cant believe dumb pakis rate inzamam and younis over yousuf

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>Sky ad using the Lab election slogan

>>76458802
but that's correct though

>>76458903
t. abdul

>memeswell

>>76458954
t. casual
inzy>younus>yousuf

just dropped the victory lads

>>76459005
a guy called >wade did that ages ago

350 still on the cards

>>76458981
yousuf>khan>dogshit>inzi

at Edgbaston lads

Imagine if Stokes was as good a bowler as Freddie.

EDGEbaston

TIME FOR BED
> TIME FOR BED
TIME FOR BED
> TIME FOR BED
TIME FOR BED
> TIME FOR BED
TIME FOR BED
> TIME FOR BED
TIME FOR BED
> TIME FOR BED
TIME FOR BED
> TIME FOR BED

>seven nation army

irrelevant cricketing wasteland of australia reporting in

>>76457484
Why is Kohli even so famous in India? Because of the t20 world cup performances?

>implying it's not younis>inzy>yousuf
plebs everywhere

how do we fix australian cricket

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Warming up nicely for the Ashes.

>>76459170
you fucking idiot

will Aus be out if they lose?

Why is this tournament so fucked

What the fuck Luigi

>ausfailia getting bashed by cricinfo experts
L O L

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>>76459177
Naff off. I like Australia this way.

>>76459230
obviously

>>76459306
thanks, haven't followed the tournament

Lmao

See ya boys

>poostralia
KEK

I'm not convinced we've won until it's over.

Still reeling from T20 cup final

>>76459423
We're 100% fucked mate
Trust me

>>76459423
not to mention the last CT final
>losing to ishant sharma
kek

If Ben Stokes was a serial masturbator, he would be Ben Strokes.

Looks like a beautiful summer evening in Birmingham.

wedidnt lose to england we lose to rain. everytime.

>>76459531
The rain will turn your bowling back on

guys how many matches have poopeelia won this tournament?

english weather lols

>>76459646
None
And it won't change

>shilling womyn's "sport"

Hate the modern age teebeeaitch.

Australians fear the rain

>the cricketing islands of ausfailia and poo peeland

I hope we don't go back on now, it will trigger the aussies even more to get knocked out on cuckworth-poois

How do they teach the Pajeets players to not shit on the field?

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>>76459715
Oh good. It's summer again.

>>76460111
I'd prefer to get BTFO by the rain again
Die how we lived

>>76460126
good question, a hear a few u-19 players have been known to empty their bowels down at fine-leg but its something they seem to grow out of thankfully

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>>76458049
This is the only baseball I watch.
>>76460126
>Trying to be edgy on /cric/

>>76460126
they potty train them with your mums mouth

>>76460126
>absolute state of tourists

stick cricket is the only decent cricket video game

>>76460216
>trying to not shit in the street

>>76460299
>implying

http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html

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>>76460312
go away you're making us look bad

>>76460343
>flash

mysterious absence of ausfalia flags...

>>76460411
It's 3:30 in the morning, everyone is busy at work

a full strength nsw would win the worldcup they said

>>76460411
we're watching the /f1/

>>76458049
Moneyball is a truly under-appreciated film.

6.35pm: Match abandoned, England win by 40 runs on DLS

>The village of Poostralia
>The hovel of Poopeeland

Is there a cricket equivalent of divegrass related to rain. Sorry, I'm a casual.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege.

Now I gotta shit

>>76460789
waterlogged pitches

>>76460689
congrats on qualifying Bangladesh

>>76458115
that would be a fucking great episode, good idea harsha

>random periods of rain
>all our games get affected and we fucking lose points each time
That's bullshit, this whole tournament is bullshit, that's a scam, fuck the ICC.

>>76460689
well done bangledesh
>>76460910
back to tumblr

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This would have never happened if the Windies were in the CT tbqhwymdf

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>>76460299

>not ashes cricket 2013

>>76461013
Quality

>>76460965
How does the press feel about Windies's performance in your country? Does anyone care anymore?

>>76461013
this was terrible

>The Literal Shanty Town of English Football right now

>>76461104
Only Fazeer desu

Everyone shits on them now lel, people only care when >we win

>>76461013

You know what's funny about that game is they literally used some of the same animations from BLIC 2005. No idea why they didn't just reskin that game and release it, would have been better received.

The ABSOLUTE STATE of English football.

>Gayreth Sarthgayte

>Losing to scotland

What should i buy
https://tokenmarket.net/ico-calendar

EBHK

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>>76460910
Quit whingeing. You got btfo today. You were gonna get btfo against poopeeland. You're lightweights who don't deserve to qualify.

>>76461231
I can't understand why it was withdrawn from sale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkpqDAZMLc&feature=youtu.be&t=721

>>76460910
>go to englel
>have a terrible time

surprise

>>76461675
The fact remains they didn't get to complete 2 games which is pretty shit all things considered.

thimk how good cricket games of the future might be,feel like technology just hasnt evolved to that point yet

>>76461675
This, Aus press will be whinging no doubt even though they were on for a hiding today.

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>>76461908
And if they'd finished all three games they'd have kicked some Bangla butt and the Kiwis and English had them on toast so Aus would still have been going home. Stop whingeing, that's our job.

Is attending anti sharia law protest in your city /cric/ approved?

>poo peelia

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>76462557
Are you a Islamophobe, xenophobe , racist sexist ,bigot mate ?

>>76464362
Na he's just needs his alco

>>76464747
oh ok

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>>76464362
No, I'm just critical of religions that want to dominate the world and kill non believers

>score less runs
>win

semen slurping

>>76458502
>your very existence ruins a tiny dicked white man's day

feels good man

Hate cricket

>>76461675
Can't really say anything about the PP game. Australia got them out for a weak total, then the rain came and dls put out a fucking retarded total that needed a run rate over 7 on an outfield that had slowed down considerably because of the rain. That meant the players had to go out there and try to play it like a T20 by smashing the ball immidiately instead of taking a bit of time to get settled, which is what made them get out.

wish I were this age in the 90s lads
cricket was better music was better and australia was better

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/19558667/kenya-maasai-cricket-warriors-fighting-women-rights-one-wicket
love cricket

I have some big news to share about my future on this "community" as Daniel. This took me a long time to muster up the courage to get this all out, but here goes.

I, Daniel Hay, am transgender.

Since I was about 11 years old (about 9 years ago), I could feel that something inside just felt off. I didn't notice what was causing it until about three years ago, and then spent the last three years repressing it within myself.

Last Wednesday night, I realised that these feelings will not go away, and that I am transgender. That night, I also came up with my new name.

As of now, Daniel will be retired and I will move to a new gimmick.

I trust you ladies and gentlemen can be accepting of who I am, and keep /cric/ a safe place for us to talk to each other about ourselves. Remember that although my body will change, I will still praise progressive rock, hate Australia and be salty when Durham lose.

It feels great to get it all out.

-Danielle (that's my new first name)

>>76473368
Mushfiqur Rahim/10

>>76457484
Barely related but can someone post that snapchat screencap of that poo in loo with sunglasses on and the captions something like "Let's go boys".

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>>76474999
i gotchu senpai

>>76475003
Thanks friendo

can someone post that pic of moeen ali in front of a painting of the twin towers collapsing and a painting of an ISIS beheading?

saw it here a few months ago but have never seen it again

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Reminder that Kohli is a Cheat

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-you-want-to-remain-single-and-not-want-to-marry-in-India/answer/Vimal-Bhandarkar
kek

ready for your beating my short brown friends?

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>>76475676

mine, glad you liked it

today is day where india wins come on boys

>>76475742

he is right

>>76475742
We are known to have better wrist work too.

>>76475789
Nah. Conditions are ideal for you to choke on brown cocks like the world cup

oye aaj match hai?

match starts in 45 minutes

I would passionately suckle on Mayanti's breasts, if you know what I mean.

>>76457484
It's literally all you have.

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>>76475973
>having such bad taste
Mandira Bedi is the true gentleman's choice

The Game

Who is more overrated, jadeja or ashwin?

>>76476047
Jadeja, there are far more better left armers playing in local club matches here

>>76476002
>Not respecting Star Sports 'GODDESS'

Quinton de Kock WKT
Hashim Amla
Faf du Plessis
AB de Villiers CPT
David Miller
JP Duminy
Chris Morris
Andile Phehlukwayo
Kagiso Rabada
Morne Morkel
Imran Tahir

vs

Rohit Sharma
Shikhar Dhawan
Virat Kohli CPT
Yuvraj Singh
MS Dhoni WKT
Hardik Pandya
Kedar Jadhav
Ravindra Jadeja
Ravichandran Ashwin
Bhuvneshwar Kumar
Jasprit Bumrah

ABD and Kohli's relationship is uncomfortably close.

Cricfree blocked REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76475742
prove him wrong

crichd.com

wouldn't mind an arranged marriage, bet I could land a brown qt with my muscular level of education

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Say hello to Andre Russell's wife

>>76476147
hello

how do we fix southern hemispherian cricket?

>>76476147
I bet her box smells awful.

>>76476147
wtf why can't I be a t20 merc that's famous in india

Curry annon here. Still feels like I have Delhi belly.

Contemplating a shit on the sidewalk for the cricket.

my brother had a mental breakdown in delhi due to how filthy smelly and disgusting it is

>>76476260
most of india is filthy smelly, never going back

Great to see so many Indian fans fly over to the UK for this competition.

any good streams?

>>76476320
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/india-vs-south-africa-live-streaming

>>76476260
>>76476293
Every fucking tolerant normie has to visit India for a holiday.

From what I've seen it's just disgusting and overpopulated. Some nice beaches but poo everywhere on them.

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why is root a cuck ?

>>76476340
nah he did it for his dissertation for his degree, defo not a holiday

Why are all Asian teams so comically lacking in good genes and athleticism?

>>76476333
thanks m8

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>you will never have andrew strauss' monster forearms

why even live anymore lads

>>76476364
You're lucky he made it out alive #blessed

>>76476355
>vaughan
>cock
>johnson
>kohli
>flintoff
i love rooty but hes a pleb

>>76476389
>wanting anything to do with strauss
beta confirmed

>>76476398
I would have Flintoff on my side too, he's a big match player. Not so for the others.

>he didn't rate freddie flintoff
pride of lancashire

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>>76476260
>>76476293
Your brother is a soft cunt. Your ancestors are turning in their graves.

>>76476398

Come on lad. International cricketers don't have time to sit at home and sperg out over historical stats and painstakingly put their atg xi together.

>it's an ashwin tries to bowl away from home episode

>>76476423
won't apologise for your inability to provide and make use of flushing toilets and maintain minimum standards of public hygiene after the end of the Raj

>>76476423
dont get me wrong india has some very few good places but fuck me most of it is a literal shithole. not even memeing but i saw so many people taking a shit on the train tracks. WHy can you just dig a hole, shit in there and cover it? why is there shit everywhere

India got this

hate NATO

>>76476480
>>76476444
Don't worry. We will shit on you too in the CT finals

>letting sky set up a camera on your balcony

really hoping India lose today

>>76476513
>implying you wouldnt do that for 50 quid

>>76476518
so you won't have to play them?

>SR: 42
Is Amla, dare I say it, finished?

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>>76476505
>fb pajeet bants

>>76476533
http://www.cricbuzz.com/live-cricket-scores/18304/ind-vs-ban-6th-match-icc-champions-trophy-warm-up-matches-2017

>>76476533
you're really smart, aren't you?

>no wickets in the first 15 overs
We losing this bois.

only thing worse than being an indian is being a bangladeshi

>>76476592
run rate's pretty poor Tbqh

>>76476578
i want india to win and beat you guys , really like bangla tears.

>>76476593
there's literally no difference retard

>>76476614
the only difference is that we don't cross I Indian the border and pull rickshaws.

south africa will win by about 30 runs

i'm no expert but ashwin is poor

>>76476632
>>76476607
you guys do realize that you have the west bengal, don't you?

why are they flying an israeli flag at the oval

>>76476684
probably trying to rile the paki fans

>>76476684
http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/israel-usd-2-billion-deal-india-missile-defence-systems-israel-aerospace-industries-mrsam/1/922735.html

>>76476355
not a bad team

most wuss wicket i've seen all tournament

Who invited r/india here?

>>76476606
Doesn't matter. De Villiers will turn up today.

>>76476677
he called you bangaladeshi not Bengali, you know they are different dont you ?

is ashwin the worlds leading skinnyfat sportsman?

>>76476438
>the city of (You)

>all these adverts about balding cures
MAKE IT STOP

>>76476764
please stop posting

>>76476797
no you

>>76476790
hello amir fag

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4592960/England-cricket-star-Ben-Stokes-anti-Islam-race-row.html

like ben stokes even more now

why can't indians speak english properly? is hindi most indians' first language? or is the poor english and accent handed down from their parents?

south african tail starts at nr 9 radaba kek

>>76476825
i don't get the joke