kicks off in 1 bong 20 bings
>>76456448
Hello
England XI: Hart, Walker, Cahill, Smalling, Bertrand, Dier, Livermore, Lallana, Alli, Rashford, Kane
Are year, lads.
>>76456529
Hi!
Scotland XI: Gordon, Tierney, Berra, Mulgrew, Robertson, Brown, Morrison, Anya, Armstrong, Snodgrass, Griffiths
Scotland v England
Good Guys v Wanks
Christians v Muslims
White v Paki
Kicks burning terrorists in the balls v Harbours the western European wing of IS
Loved throughout the world v Hated by every country it visits
Good Accent v Sounds like something out of Eastenders
The Home of Whiskey v The home of John Smith's Extra Smooth
Rabbie Burns v Roy Chubby Brown
Sean Connery v Danny Dyer
Will this game be entertaining?
Scotland will probably win, that team is dire
>>76456815
No one really cares unless BritBurkas win so they can act all smug winning a friendly
If Scotland wins Britbombs will say it's just a friendly, get toxic at the NT again and pretend the game never happened
>>76456906
It's not a friendly, it's a world cup qualifier.
>tfw England lose to a team fielding 6 SPL players
Scotland are the ultimate bad guys. Unbelievably shit atmosphere, spend the entire time singing about England and unionist fans are forcibly dissuaded from attending matches. Shit team, disgusting fans.
>>76456906
>If Scotland wins Britbombs will say
....that they're Scottish.
>>76456906
>britbongs
You mean Engbongs
Even if Scotland was independent they'd still be britbongs on account that they live on Britain
>>76456614
>Rashford
"HE RUNS ROUND A LOT"
>>76456906
First of all, it's a World Cup qualifier and not a friendly. Second of all, if England lose or draw we all act smug and pretend to be Scottish.
What fucking channel is the game on? Or is it not on in the States?
>Call 4 GK
>Still starting Hart
>>76457001
t. William "Billy" Hunter from Govan
fuck off you sad Hun bastard
>>76457108
fox news
>>76457108
Fox Sports One
Time for the greatest rivalry in Football to be reignited.
>>76457030
Typical English "managers". There are plenty of "English" strikers that scores, wtf play with Cuntford? That lanky faggot should play in the u21 or something.
>>76457156
He's playing him as a winger probably which is even sillier
>>76457156
Man Utd actually own the FA and the BBC and therefore must fill a quota
>livermore
WHY
LITERALLY WHY
>>76457156
his name is Trashford, you ignoramus
>shitting on Hart
who should be the starting GK over him?
>>76457130
Hart is great for spectators. He always concedes some great goals like the Ibra bicycle kick or that blooter from Poldolski in the Germany friendly.
>>76457179
being coked up helps the energy levels
>>76457200
Someone that is:
A. Black
B. Can run VERY fast
C. Plays for top 4 team for media exposure
Why is there literally nowhere to stream this shit online without signing up to betting sites and being robbed of credit card details
>>76457133
You lot have the worst squad in the entire British isles, absolutely fucking embarrassing given your population
is may going to block 4chan?
>tfw want England to get smashed
it didn't have to be this way, but thank The Fa
>>76457493
no we don't, and no it isn't.
otherwise, great post.
now fuck off you hun bastard
>>76457262
there will be, it doesnt start for 30mins
>>76457262
Because nobody cares about britons no more.
>not having Sky Sports HD
lol
>>76456757
*Likes this*
>>76457493
>Scotland is worse than Isle of Man, Guernsey, Jersey and Norn Island
Wew laddy.
>>76457566
Can you tell your countrymen to stop fleeing your shithole of a country to come to ours? Ta lad.
>>76457612
Northern Ireland actually qualified for the last Euros though
>England vs Scotland thread
>It's just Glaswegians throwing shit at each other
every time
>>76457652
I guess. Good ol' Scotland fucking it up as usual.
Why did all the scots vote tory when theyre even worse off than northerners, and have no pakis?
honest question
Were going to lose marvelously, as usual.
>>76457672
Not really it's just a few rangers fans who don't support Scotland coming to chimp out
>>76456891
>People still insult Rashford
Good meme, mate. Everytime he gets slated, he saves the team
I went to see Scotland England at Hampden back in the day.
Steve fucking Bull scored and we won. Trying to make it back, never been so scared in my life.
Never follow England away.
>>76457133
i thought it was the celtic fans that hated scotland and rooted for ireland?
>>76457652
doesn't mean they have a better squad. they have players from Accrington, Bury, St Johnstone, Ross County, Rochdale, Linfield, Oldham and Fleetwood.
they have a great manager and qualified from an utter disgrace of a joke group that had Romania and Greece as the top 2 seeds, but they have far, far less strength in depth than Scotland
anthems should be interesting
>>76457727
It will be booing of the highest degree.
>>76457718
No we love scotland. Rangers fans can regularly be seen singing "you can shove your tartan army up your arse". It's park of the reason everyone in Scotland hates them and laughed when their club died
>>76456933
>>76456933
>>76456933
lads this is the best banter ive ever seen go give it some respect
>>76456757
You spelled Whisky wrong.
>>76456757
England - Glorious right wing nation
Scotland - Leftist mongrel shithole full of junkies
took out a second mortgage on scotland to win and both teams to score
easy fucking money lads
>>76457635
If my country is such a shithole then why would I stop them from looking for a better place to live?
Truth is that only worthless scum is immigrating to your island. If you meet some Polak call him Sebix.
reminder that Scotland have NEVER lost to Iceland
>shitland
Kek
It's coming home la'!
>tfw scottish
>tfw shagged my qt english rose kent gf couple hours ago
Even if Scotland loses we win.
>>76457707
Pussy
>>76457820
>qt
>english
Pick one and only one
>>76457764
Someone never caught the election.
The mad cunts actually voted Tories.
>>76457782
m8 its scotland. theyre the only more cucked team than england. even if england choke so hard they score an own goal, scotland will score 2 in reply
How can this match be when (((((((( Scots)))))))))) voted to be part of England a year or so ago?
>Germany v San Marino
who do you think will win it lads?
San Marina are well overdue a win
>>76457820
did you fuck the independence out of her?
fUCk scOTsSS!!!!!!!!1111111
Theye r StOOPIDD XD
Is the English team a reflection on the racial make of England ?
>>76457746
It has more to do with the fact Scottish nationalism has infected Scottish football. In the 90s - when Scotland didn't have such a blatant inferiority complex - unionists and Rangers fans always supported Scotland.
>>76457877
>a sample size of 23
yes
>>76457862
voted to be part of UK
>>76457875
This XDDD
>>76457843
Give me a break man, I was transitioning at the time - I wasn't myself I tell you.
>>76457849
Itswhy we always playScottBrown. He's a shite player, we know he's shite, but we're scared what will happen if we have a good striker.
>>76456448
LET'S AV IT U FAAKIN JOCKS
>>76457893
why even respond to that?
>>76456448
We need a draw scotland can you do that?
>>76457237
Le pacy black lad obsession.
cheeky £20 on Scotland to score within 15 minutes
>english team full of literal rubbery lipped wogs
how can anyone give a shit about it anymore? they don't represent this country
I'm looking foward to posting slags/grils/ass during HT.
>>76457764
We literally saved you cunts in the election you ungrateful cunt.
Chances of a terror attack lads?
Rooting for England because Scotland is filled with Tory cunts desubh
>>76457683
because they don't want pakis going there?
>>76457888
ICF(Rangers) and CCC(hibs) use to make up the tartan army casuals back in the day.
Now the rangers firm doesn't even get a text.
>>76457888
Bullshit. You're all traitors. Shouldn't be politics in football. We are there to support our country but rangers attract the most disgusting mutants of Scottish society you all should be purged.
>>76457929
As long as it's not dickgirls, then it's fine with me.
>>76457929
dont forget dickgirls
>>76457934
All you did was slap down SNP so they shut the fuck up about independence for a week. As for election? It doesn't matter. I'm 100% convinced May purposefully threw this because she wants an excuse to resign.
>>76457936
0
we dont have pakis up here in scotland m8 unlike englanistan
>6 SPL players starting
Pretty much spreading those cheeks for Kane
porridgewog here
ready for humiliation
>>76457936
0% John smeaton is there to deal with any would be terrorists
>2008
>gerrard
>rooney
>ferdinand
>lampard
>ashley cole
>joe cole
>owen
>terry
>carragher
>ledley king
>prime barry, hargreaves and carrick on bench if needed
>led by prime beckham
Where did it go so wrong, nobody in our current team is even worth a spot on the bench from then
OHHHH I'D RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A JOCK
RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A JOCK
OH I'D RATHER BE A PAKI
RATHER BE A PAKI
RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A JOCK
we may be fuckung shit, but at least we have a more handsome team than those 11 English mutants
>>76457897
>transitioning
Post fem benis bb :DD
Based jew streaming this?
>>76457969
You... You do realise you've taken thousands of refugees, right?
>>76457985
DELET TJIS
>>76457970
>Tfw the lower leagues are better Tha. SPL
Had more fun watching hibs this season than I no doubt will next. Lower league teams are actually decent.
>>76457976
THICC
>>76457893
but the UK is england
Sweet revenge at last boys
Flower of Scotland is a fookin tune
dubs and match gets cancelled because of a brawl in the 80th minute
>Kane captain
>>76457979
>griffiths
>scott brown
>the lower jaw of kieran tierney
Not true
>Booing your own national anthem
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Scottish """"""people""""""
>>76457978
You probably are desu
BASED SCOTS
way too many blacks I'm not watching this shit
>>76457947
Pakis would rather go back to pakistan than scotland
>>76457976
kill me
Might play Tekken instead of browsing this match thread 2bh
BASED SCOTLAND
and Scottish people say they are classy kek
stream lads?
>the booing
England lads aren't booing their anthem, fuck Scotland desu.
>Bagpipe """"""music""""""
Fuck the queen
lads, it's Tottenham
filthy fucking scots booing the anthem
>that squeaky ass flute noise
>>76458036
it got booed at Wembley
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Booing your own national anthem
>scotlel
>>76458027
>poor mans SF
>BOOING BOTH ANTHEMS
LMFAO
MY SIDES HAVE GONE TO HEAVEN
Scotland gun get raped desu
Strachan sacked after this game
>>76458027
i just got the platinum trophy for tekken today
>>76458036
They are but they get outvoiced by the Scottish fans
>>76458045
... bagpipes you wrong'un
#noice
Jock and John bull heh
the state of scotland
>>76457996
Dentists BTFO
Haha, this is GREAT banter!
>>76457996
Will you be getting come cod back?
>scott brown in charge of not forgetting the words to his country's anthem
>scotts boing their own anthem
Absolute state of this union.
ENGLEL BTFO FOREVER
Flower of Scotland >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> God save the Queen
Imagine knowing that every time you spoke it would be with a Scottish accent
>>76458035
t. Chad Mcdonald
play the pakistan hymn, maybe noone will boo then
will there be a minute's boo for the terrorism?
Why are the English singing My Country Tis of Thee?
>>76457985
aye but we put them in the outer hebrides, or in the worst parts of glasgow.
most of them are scrambling to get back to war torn syria after only a couple of weeks.
>>76457980
No m8 I can't, was one of the first and it was done for cheap on the NHS.
I'm half man, half biscuit, half man, half Dukla Prague away kit.
I don't know whether I'm coming or going - pic related.
>>76458078
Lel
>>76458088
Because they are our colony
>>76458060
Reminder that william wallace was gay
>Marcus Rashford has edged out Raheem Sterling
What did he mean by this?
>Booing anthem
>voted to remain under this anthem
what do they mean by this?
Stuart Armstrong to score first
>>76458089
one can only hope
>mfw anglo scum get btfo
>>76458074
both are shit tier. not as bad as americas but bad
>>76458035
>Booing your own national anthem
>>76457978
>Implying you can't be both
cant wait to see Haggisfags get arsefucked
>richest league in the world
LOL
>>76458103
Never mind Scottish
We want muzzies out say we want muzzies out!
>recent atrocities in the UK
the election?
>>76458078
You would love it.
>minutes silence
>scottish retards start clapping
>boo the shit out of the British anthem
>still vote against your independence
what did the scots mean by this?
>>76458130
lel
>>76458122
looks solid
its coming home
>>76458103
>william wallace was gay
No he wasn't nigga, you're thinking of William of Orange
honestly what is the fucking point in minutes silences??????
>mics muted so they can pretend to be respectful
STREAMS https://soccerstreams.net/streams/479/scotland-896_vs_england-897
>>76458088
literally who
>>76458078
top myself desu
Press F to pay respects.
I truly hate all muslims
Hope we'll be seeing some of this tonight
>>76458122
Be honest /sp/, how many players do you consider good in this line up?
>>76458135
Scots love being dominated
>scots applauding ISIS
disgusting
>>76457108
Tv3
I thought Scotland and England were the same country desu
What is the purpose minute of silence
>>76458135
they cant deny the payouts they get from England
The stadium looks different to usual, did they swap the camera to the other stand?
PRESS S TO SPIT ON THEIR GRAVE
>SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LMAO
>>76458150
English spirit > quality
Thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM
>>76457966
>>76457951
>dickgirls
>dick
>girls
What did they mean by this?
>>76458150
About tree fiddy
>>76458122
What a fucking joke
Anyone got a working stream for the game in the US?
I don't have Fox Sports.
>>76458147
even snoop "snoop lion" dogg?
the d o double g ?
>>76458135
It's a meme you dip
Does anybody have that video of the Saudi team during the minute of silence?
>>76458130
Lol! Upboat to you my good sir!
Edit: Thanks for the Gold kind hearted redditor !!!!
Edit2: Wow I did not expect this to reach so many upvotes xD
>ingurland took two seconds to ingurland
fuck me kevin gallacher's voice is gonna get on my tits
comfy camera angle here at hempton
>>76458148
doubt anyone from england or scotland can produce stuff like that
>boo English anthem
>hold perfect silence for two attacks carried out on English soil
What did they mean by this?
>>76458163
btfo the terrorists
>England about to win U-20 WC and Toulon Tournament
>England barely lost U-17 Euros in penalties to Spain and possible favorite for U-17 WC
>Also a favorite for U-21 Euros
Where did it all go so right?
whats wrong with this team???
>>76458074
It's actually a patriotic anthem instead of a cuckolded glorification of an inbred monarch
LADS WHO IS MORE KEKED, SCOTLEL OR IRELEL
>SCOTLEL WAS TAKEN OVER BY ENGLAND, THEN CHOSE TO STAY PART OF ENGLAND BY VOTE
>ENGLAND TOOK THE NORTHERN HALF OF IRELEL, SO THEY PUT BOMBS IN THEIR SHOES AND SPERGED OUT, BUT THEN NORTHERN IRELAND WANTED TO STAY WITH THEIR NEW MASTER
Are the number of pubs still decreasing on the island?
>eating is cheating
A meme or reality?
>>76458165
I trhink they added grass instead of the running track
>>76458169
EVERYBODY SEEMS TO KNOW THE SCORE
THEY'VE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE
>>76458195
>Dzheyk
>Garri
this game is fucking sick already lmao
>>76458196
Shut up you fucking melt.
Scott brown already smashing those English bastards
Brilliant
>>76458195
creasing at your abhorrent language
>>76458193
our pacey niggers are good against other youth teams but not against actual footballers
>Scott Brown
>>76458169
>not 98
into the trash
>>76458206
They just KNOW
hahaha break that dirty nigger half-breeds legs
>>76458173
Makes sense. Because of all the money they pass over the opportunity to develop youth, opting to buy ready-made players from other leagues.
>2.5 mins to get a foul
******professional********* team
>>76458201
Too much boob
who /comfy/ here
>Brown
gg scotland beat tottenham
>>76457996
>sub21
>friendly
Tottenham Hotspur vs Scotland All-Stars
>>76458233
>not enough penis
why is everyone from scotland bald at 25?
is it because god is saving them from being ginger their whole lives?
I give so little of a shit about the national team these days that I had forgotten southgate was the manager.
I hate the scots though so am up for it today.
>>76458236
>>76458233
Bender
>>76458150
walker, ali, lallana and kane
>>76458215
It's actually the first time your youth squads had any success to begin with, and it's all at once. Even if it's pacey niggers (it mostly isn't) it's still pretty impressive.
>>76458203
Please respond
>>76458196
100% true
GSTQ might be the worst anthem going
<5 minutes in and i'm immediately reminded why I never watch football. Bunch of diving poofs. Scotland/Italy was way better.
>>76458236
Too hot to be comfy.
>>76458246
does anyone actually like the scots?
>>76458245
Why is 85% of the English team not white?
>>76458233
>too much boob
>>76458150
kane is good. and lallana
RIP Adam West
hi wher r da strems
RICHARD HAMMOND JUST DIED
RIP TOP GEAR FOR REAL THIS TIME
Walker is shit
>>76458271
Because 85% of England is not white
>>76458270
I like whatever Japan hates.
Go Scotland.
Can't hate Scotland after they literally saved our arses on Thursday from getting a Corbyn government
>>76458211
>implying Dzeyk isn't a more sensical spelling of """"Jake""""
englel is getting BTFO lmao
>>76458266
(you) Muppet
Loud crowd.
RIP HAMMOND HOLY SHIT
>>76458271
celts arent white
>>76458278
cricfree
>>76458277
Never 5get
>>76458291
>saved
>>76458280
>RICHARD HAMMOND JUST DIED
He's not a very good driver is he
literally the only good players in the england squad come from liverpool and tottenham
also, henderson should be captain for the WC
>>76458219
doesn't matter.
England loses anyway
>>76458280
it's not that Richard Hammond
>>76458291
You must be a fan of 1984.
when the queen dies and the prince takes over do you guys start singing god save the king?
that's assuming she ever actually does die because at this point she might be immortal
>>76458280
Not yet, might be a veggie though.
>>76458299
Taig cunt we're coming for you
Is there anyone on this scotland team I should care about as a neutral?
>>76458203
Reality lad
Pubs are decreasing but we still have millions everywhere
>>76458277
>it's real
>>76458280
>this could soon be real
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY JESUS
>>76458280
he'll survive, and write another book
>>76458280
Is he dead? heard he went to hospital
>tfw the future of the UK is in the hands of some Northern Irish inbreds
how could it ever come to this
Why does he wear the cap? Has Italy broken him?
>>76458203
The numbers of traditional pubs probably are, yeah. But it's as much the fault of the owners, as anyone else. If they're going to keep their pubs as gaudily furnished, dimly lit, dusty and just generally depressing of course people are going to stop coming.
>>76458307
>also, henderson should be captain for the WC
>ENGLEL
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
>>76458175
cricfree.com
>>76458245
Thanks man
Lads is there a country with worse technical ability than scotland?
they try hard, are in shape etc but on the ball they have worse technique an touch than my mates down the park
>>76458305
b-but I need a mobile stream
>>76458291
Blessed be Shariah May
RIP
scotland getting raped lmao
>Trashford
>>76458312
Yes
ADAM WEST DEAD
RICHARD HAMMOND NEAR DEATH
WTF HAS HAPPENED
hart's shit get him off walker's shit get him off smalling's shit get him off cahill's shit get him off bertrand's shit get him off dier's shit get him off livermore's shit get him off alli's shit get him off lallana's shit get him off rashford's shit get him off kane's shit get him off
Scott Brown makes a living playing professional football. Let that sink in.
>>76458150
Kane and walker
>>76458338
Probably some small impoverished African country.
>>76458338
>are in shape
Scottish players are fat unathletic wasters
>Brown
>Scott Brown
>>76458325
Yaaas slay queeeen
>Broony
>>76458352
fucking ISIS
>>76458280
Airlifted - in critical.
NOT DEAD. yet.
>hammond crash
yeah, hes dead
>>76458339
Can't help you out then. Sorry.
>>76458331
He has the most experience
Is Joe Hard wearing a hat?
>celtic players
get them off already
>>76458373
any videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCwBBaZ7UAE
Not sure if real.
Hammond is alive and well you cucks, he was fully concious when he was airlifted off the scene. Maybe a few broken ribs and bones but nothing too serious
>>76458352
Who's gonna play the Mayor in Family Guy now?
>>76458369
Embarrassing
Germany are literally fighting to keep the production of German cars in Mexico.
>>76458352
I think I recognise the road Hammond crashed on. Fun fact about the area, in recent times it's become a tourist spot for rich Arabs, because its landscape closely fits the Quran's description of paradise.
>no Scottish flags in the thread
K E K
E
K
Literally 0 fans
>>76458325
Better than being run be a drunk guy from Luxemburg
Who's the Jannetty between Scotland and Northern ireland?
>>76458320
>>76458373
jesus, no way he's making a full recovery from that
car was smouldering apparently
>leave rashford up for a corner
>he just stands on the halfway line and makes no effort to receive the out pass
>>76458393
>leave like for a pray
>>76458404
>no english flags in the thread
>>76458369
next she seduces Trudeau and murrica is surrounded
I thought English football was the best in the wotld? Scotland is styling all over England
>>76458150
Lallana
Anyone got more pics of that black girl?
Livermore is fucking garbage and easily the worst player starting today.
Why was he put in?
>>76458421
Do I still need to like if I already prayed?
>>17350301
>>17350301
>>17350301
Literally no one thinks the England international team is any good
>>76458399
>Seven years after 2010
>Still watches family gay
crackling at your life my dude
>>76458352
what fuck
>>76458427
Scotland giving their all in the first 20 minutes as they always do against England
>>76458329
>>76458316
Thank you. What if you're really, really hungry though?
Mexico would booty blast both these teams.
so many scots
fucking hell I'm starving
Can't believe city are going to pay £60m for Walker
>le take 10 touches before crossing the ball man
>>76458397
source?
>>76458440
Family Gay was never funny.
>>76458450
So many Glaswegian Irish rape babies.
>>76458399
Beter
>>76458373
he the twat that thought jurassic park was a good idea? couldn't have happened to a nicer fella, he's got blood on his hands
>the Great Genocide of Mexicans will happen in your lifetime
>>76458450
Well yeah, it's in Scotland and this match means everything to them, where as we don't give a shit.
the only hope we have is from a set-piece. no pace or presence in the box for us.
thankfully England are dogshit, so we have a chance
>>76458325
>Germany arguing about government competence.
Who do you guys take your orders from these days? Brussels or Damascus?
>>76458453
gonna go to Aldi at HT, you want anything?
>>76458445
Can have some chips cheekily if it's early enough otherwise pub snacks like crisps and nuts are acceptable
>>76458450
so many diets composed of sausage rolls and meat pies
Pakis are to Englishmen as _______ are to Scots
>>76457847
Most still voted for the snp(who are becoming the white version of the anc)
It's just more voted for the tories and labour than usual
>>76458491
Pakis
>>76458491
Chinks.
>>76458462
It was good for the first 3 or 4 seasons, I haven't seen much since then really
why do all the good shows go to shit?
>Simpsons post S9
>Futurama post S4
>MitM post baby
>>76458485
vimto
>>76458485
A gf and cornetto please
who is that coloured lad playing for scotland?
The good thing about supporting England is that despite England being a good team, they are actually shit, so a game against another shit team like Scotlel is actually interesting.
>>76458491
Poles?
>>76458483
Munich
>>76458491
Irish
>>76458450
>average life span: 50
>berra
fuck me, it won't be ling til he costs us a goal
>>76458491
Scots
>>76458404
>>76458422
why do they have uk flag and not the country flags?
i want to distinguish between based scots and englels
We're fucking shit.
>>76458491
Irish Catholics
>>76458491
Englishmen are to Scots
That is to say that Pakis are the masters of the English just like the English are the masters of the Scots
DOE A DEER A FEMALE DEER
>>76458507
a traitor
>>76458500
writers (and other staff members) changing after seasons, it can't be helped
Trippier>>walker
>>76458373
He just hurt his knee.
OFFICIAL UK ACCENT POWER RANKINGS
1.WELSH
2.NORTHERN ENGLAND
3.NORTHERN IRELAND
4.SOUTHERN ENGLAND
5.SOUTHERN IRELAND
6.SCOTLAND
>>76458500
>MitM post baby
I still don't get the decision to make it a boy. At least having a daughter in the family could have made for a bit of a change.
>>76458520
>>76458491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5lYXaVkA0U
>>76458524
Great suggestion desu
American Italians are to Italians as Australians are to Brits
>>76458524
The majority of us Scots don't want to be identified with other Scots. This is fine.
>>76458535
Speaking of bad shows
>>76458546
t. nigel
england is comfortbly bottom
>>76458135
They live the English gibs too much
>>76458557
This is pathetic.
>Kane
1 season wonder
>>76458546
>Welsh accent
>good
>Mfw anon steals picture from /sp/ and immediately posts them on Brit/pol/ and think no one will notice.
who /drawntogether/ here
>kane
>>76458546
>northern england anywhere but bottom
newcastle accent is fine
liverpool/machester is definitely not
>harry mong
>>76458546
>Ireland
>UK
>>76458551
Fucken kek
>Tfw no Scotchtoberfest
>The Tottenham Core
>>76458546
This chick is ~80% hips.
can't wait to pretend to be the winner of this game
btw a draw is a win for scotland
>no jordan rhodes
>no paul gallagher
>billy davies not manager
It's like Scotland actually want to be shit.
>>76458550
>t. libcuck
>>76458546
southern english is by far the best. all the chicks dig it whereas they vomit when they hear any northerner or scot
>batman ded
>hammond ded
Going to mention South Africa and New Zealand here. So we have the complete Anglosphere.
>Kane
>Kane
Was that part of his plan?
This Livermore shitter is fucking embarrassing. He wouldn't even start on Scotland. Just fucking get rid of him. He can't make a single pass, or clear, or even a touch that doesn't go 10 meters away from him and gives it away every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrTMhAO4ac
>>76458546
sit on my face please love
>i rate kane
>>76458603
>sound like a fag
>girls like it
yes, girls like fags as friends
if dübs scotlandwinslol
>>76458570
>tftp
Tierney is easily the best player on this pitch
These Scot players apparently have a clumsier first touch than the local Celtic priest molesting his first prepubescent boy.
Americans only like southern English or posh Scottish
scousers, geordies etc just sound like working class hooligan shitters
>>76458576
Yes, lad!
>>76458603
>southern english
Essex or chavmaican london?
>>76458596
Tfw Scotland are shit but still playing better than England
WHERE
IS
VARDY????
Remember when we got knocked out of the Euros by Iceland?
>>76458605
Why did you kill Richard Hammond
Too much Spurs player in the pitch
>>76458621
>le repeat and pluralise cuckold man
>>76458642
london
essex/kent/surrey is the worst accent of them all
>>76458280
Dibs on his daughter
>>76458460
Why are you suprised by this, they signed Bravo for about £20 million
>>76458603
for lads its nothen english, for girls its southern
the northen accent on a girl sounds disgusting
>>76458665
>>76458665
what is this hairdo called?
>>76458655
Southgate.
remember when Liquid vs. EG was the "Battle for America"?
Is it true the government is responsible for killing Hammond and why? What was he planning?
>>76458638
if yanks like it you know its awful and a stereotype comedy accent
>>76458637
they literally do
>>76458677
ratko mladic has let himself go
>>76458639
Oh baby.
I have a problem....
>>76458677
The barstew
>>76458660
I thought it was Jeremy Clarkson driving that car desu
>KANE
>Kane
FUCKING HELL KANE
>>76458677
having a receding hairline
>Kane is g-g-ood guys!
>H-h-attrick c-c-confirmed!
He. Is. Dog. Shit.
>>76458669
What site is the image from? I don't recognize the filename
>Kane
hahaha get this yid cunt off the pitch
>>76458669
Fourth layer: Supporting everyone because we're all humans and all victories are victories for humanity
Kane?
>>76458683
Nobody watches dota anymore its a dead game
Wait, Jake Livermore? What the actual fuck?
Are there chavs in Scotland and Ireland?
>>76458683
back to the gulag you go
>>76458665
>i can detect simple patterns
>>76458695
Why you watching it upside down mate?
>>76458670
i have a grief counselor in my pants
He's literally the next Rooney
>>76458695
You're telling me mate. Your house is upside down.
>>76458695
stopping to stand on your head might solve it
How is Kane a fucking thing
>reliant on spurs' system, his spurs teammates and their tiny pitch
>useless the moment he plays outside of domestic club football
>>76458695
yes all your screens are upside down
>Harry Kane
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76458695
>console shits
>Kane
>>76458655
Injured
>>76458675
Scouse accent on a genuine 9/10 (rare) is sexy
I like Mackem (?) accents they sound cheeky, like higher IQ Geordies
>>76458677
The EL JUSTO
>>76458695
>Australians
>>76458715
Yes they are called huns
>being under 23
>wasting the best years of your life on 4chan
feel sorry for you saddos, get out there and have fun before youre old
>>76458621
It's an insult to call this guy a comedian.
>>76458709
>I don't recognize the filename
Because when I made the filename I mashed my keyboard like this qehf89erbg9se8gunwofw3b89qwn4fbae9yfn
people who compare Kane to Shearer are fucking idiots
>>76458714
nowadays any English player who starts in the EPL is a couple of injuries away from being in the England squad
>>76458621
le no jokes comedian man is too highbrow for me.
remember when the English tried to convince everyone that Kane is a world class striker?
>>76458714
Southgate is literally insane
>>76458715
Yes they're called Scots/Ulster Scots.
GUYS
FUNNY JOKE TIME
GET THIS
Tell me about Kane! Why did he miss a chance?
>>76458711
A delightfully Swedish post.
>>76458715
In Scotland they are called neds
>>76458761
remember when they tried to convince everyone peter crouch was world class?
>>76458752
who is that in your picture? she looks pretty gorgeous.
any nudes?
>>76458752
I am having fun though
Or by fun do you mean fucking succubus? If you do, your idea of fun is very very sad and degenerate.
JIMMY SAVILE
>>76458753
too high brow for you little man
>>76458752
HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS QT
Forgot how fucking dire international football is
>>76458768
This is literally funnier than anything Stewart "I'm totally a comedian and if you don't find me funny you just don't get it" Lee.
>>76458745
there are no 9/10s in liverpool, the best hope here is to find a qt chinese student
Fug lads
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/richard-hammond-top-gear-the-grand-tour-crash-serious-injures-airlifted-a7783776.html%3Famp
what are they singing about Savile lads?
>It's Rashford lose the ball episode
>>76458786
He strokes who he wants!
>>76458768
>>76458777
>she
Oh... my dear boy
>england struggling to beat a league one team
Ah yes.
This shit's putting me to sleep
>>76458752
>under 23
>the best years
kek
>>76458786
>Based leeds embrace saville like the real men they are
le jimmy saville meme xDD
>>76458803
'Cos it's funneh
The Tartan Army are top tier cringe.
>>76458797
> ;_; i dont get it
>>76458695
Record the other stuff and watch it later. Don't be a bellend.
>>76458803
"he's one of your own"
>>76458815
send them to me via a PM, please.
>>76458812
Wasn't that a super-rare car?
>>76458812
why was 4channers lying to us?
>>76458803
The English are paedos
>>76458812
>investigating hammonds shit driving
>>76458819
it is senpai, soon you will have a job/wife/kids and hate your life
>>76458797
I miss the days when a post about stewart lee would derail the thread
>>76458752
>under 23
>best years
nah, the best years are when you're starting to make serious money and don't have any kids yet, like me right now
>>76458799
shiet
>>76458816
Does England even need to win this match? Are they just going to let Scotland take a point?
>>76458816
>England Z team toying with Scotland's A team
Ah yes.
>>76458817
I thought it must be nearly half time but not even half an hour has passed. dreadful stuff.
>>76458752
Life is meaningless, cheap thrills won't change that.
>>76458828
You now channel the spirit of your dead grandparents and remember this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcE86JmIN3E
AHAHAHAHA JIMMY FUCKING SAVILLE
TOP FUCKING "BANTER" HAMISH, LEGENDARY LADS AM I RITE?
>>76458846
>family
For what purpose?
>>76458829
>>76458848
It works on /tv/. It's a meme that people like him.
>tarty army
>>76458850
#MGTOWalpha
>kane
>trashford
Nu thread when?
>Kane
>>76458837
now it's even rare-er
new thread
>>76458812
He can't keep getting away with it
>>76458853
It's meaningless for us, yes.
>Are they just going to let Scotland take a point?
Over our dead bodies.
>>76458861
Why are the English this bothered about being called paedos
rashford is only good at striker, just cos hes a nigger you cant just put him on the wing
>>76458797
> he doesnt get it
>>76458857
the meaning of life is to enjoy youself senpai
>>76458695
lol at the north hemisphere they are all upside down?lmao
do you guys have to piss on your mouth
LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS
Butland
Walker Cahill Keane Betrand
Henderson Dier
Sterling Alli Lallana
Kane
Depressing when this is probably our strongest squad
we're only singing about jimmy savile because we know how easily upset you english arseholes are
>>76458873
Oh look the shitposting epic tripman LRL is back
Kys.
>>76458878
Rarer is a word.
>>76458799
Not again hamster :(
>>76458897
Yep look how angry we are.
Grrrr
>>76458897
>so upset about the english you went and voted tory
>"y-y-y-y-you're easily upset england"
>>76458894
i pissed in ur mums mouth last night joao
>>76458897
>upset
>>76458896
>no Harry "mad lad" Vardy
yeah, no
>>76458896
Genuinely think Vardy is better internationally other forwards
>>76458897
Being so insecure you have the boo the national anthem to make you feel relevant
>predominantly celtic fans singing about paedos when big jock knew
>this is elite in England
>>76458930
Self-awareness isn't a talent the Jocks have.
Why is anyone not from England or Scotland watching this shitshow?
>>76458892
And I am :)
>this match
This is bad
>>76458952
World class PL players innit
>>76458921
>>76458924
If Sturridge wansn't a glass cannon/retired from international football I would unironcally start him over them both, he's such a clinical finisher
>>76458943
>portugal talking about bad strikers
lad...
>>76458952
I'm English, I'm not watching because
>it's fucking Scotland
>>76458910
>>76458913
>>76458917
>>76458925
Sausage, chips and gravy with a steak and kidney pie
God this is so boring, half an hour and one chance at best
If Dele Alli was a boxer he would be called Muhammad Alli.
this slippery
>England
Beta sucks. Bad food. Silly little country of little Englanders.
Racist, stupid, poor, tasteless. Cucked too. I mean really cucked. They have SOOOO many muslims.
Bad weather, bad women, bad literature. Just bad culture full stop. Everyone is very fat, stupid and arrogant.
Very bad at football for good measure.
Sad.
>Spurs core
why isnt wee gordon ramsey on the squad lads?
was quality for newcastle
>>76458930
>tfw the "best" team in scotland's greatest striker is a spastic kid.
>>76458974
Englishman in Scotland here, I voted Tory and No ;)
>>76458992
Thanks
Just realised that both fullbacks are who city want to sign
4chan has made me hate manlets.
anyone else hate manlets? we could form a crew
Why isn't Southgate just copying Pep's tactics
all the police in the corner is really distracting
>>76458976
>kidney pie
Nigger not even third world shitholes eat kidney
I would know, I'm from a third world shithole
>>76458999
Hmmm...
>>76459020
pls no bully
So fucking shit...
>>76458987
If you were a philipino you would be poor stupid and smelly
That was a bad pass from Alli
How can you pass so badly?
>Dele Alli
>Trashford
>>76459038
You are black
>>76458999
>Silly little country of little Englanders
Meaningless sentence.
>Racist
>Soooo many muslims
lol wat
>Very bad at football
That's fair.
For me,its good old Roast Beef
NEW
>>76459041
NEW
>>76459041
NEW
>>76459041
NEW
>>76459041
NEW
>>76459041
NEW
>>76459041
>>76458999
>bad food
coming from the country that gave us haggis
Score already you cucks.
I need England, Germany and Czechia win to earn some sick cash
lol trashford and alli are shit
>>76459027
steak and kidney pie is glorious you pleb
>sterling
>>76458966
>Daniel "Win or Lose doesn't matter as long as I look good" Sturridge
Instead of playing the simple pass, he'll run into danger. Instead of playing a ball across the six yard box for a tap in, he'll try to score himself. He's a typical nigger that's only interested in himself being the hero. The clinical finisher meme is applied for the same reason that Penaldo's a "free kick expert" even though he's actually shite at them.
>>76459038
>>76459037
I dunno if it's intentional or not but Alli never gives a non-spuds player a good pass
>Ali
>Trashford
>>76459020
irl made me hate manlets, 4chan just puts their bad qaulities into list form
>>76459020
same
>>76459082
but why tho
>>76459034
if you were British you'd have to travel halfway across the world to lose your virginity to poor stupid smelly poor 15 year old girls
>>76458999
shouldn't you be overdosing on heroin?
>>76459091
lel he is so tiny
well that was boring. England as usual don't give a shit and Scotland are just shit
>>76458999
Only racist against Poles. Muslims are too savage and poor brits are too scared of them.
Halftime.
Post Scottish slags.
I seem to remember Ox played well in FA Cup Final. Might as well bung him in. Rashford has been shocking.
>>76459421
era penile
Why is Sterlel not on yet?