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>inb4 "im scottish" when scotland wins

>its a Kane scores another hattrick episode

im scottish and i honestly couldnt give a fuck about this semen slurping sport, we have andy murray

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>>76455094
IT'S COMING HOME, LADS.

I'm Scottish and have full belief that the team is good enough to pull off a win but things will have to go their way.

The thing is, comparatively speaking, even if Scotland are at their best it might not matter because England have great quality too.

I think this should be a good game for the neutrals as well as the countries involved.
Scotland have no choice but to play to their strengths, which is to attack and press and try to keep the play away from their horrendously weak centre back pairing.
And England, as the favourite will also look to play expansively and won't be shy to attack.

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I've been invited to a party for the first time to watch this match.
Has anybody got any tips of IRL shitposting as I'm completely outside my comfort zone of memes and spamming.

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>>76455686

>>76455686
dont try too hard

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EZ PZ

WE DID IT LADS

INGERLUND!!!

>>76455094
Does anyone have a stream link for when it starts?

>>76455131

legit gonna put a fiver on HK hattrick now.

Who are the scottish cb's?

>>76455686

Try not to reveal your brit/pol/ power level. Stay away from topics of conversation like munch boxes and immigration.

>>76455134
>trying to claim EBAM
>in 2017

not even funny anymore, just pity you

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>>76455686

don't spill the spaghetti anon. DON'T SPILL THE SPAGHETTI

*flashbacks to moments of spilled spaghetti*


You...You don't want to do that it trust me.

CHEER UP GORDON STRACHAN

>>76455949
fuck sometimes my JUST flashbacks are so strong i just say something out loud to forget them

>>76455898
Forget it I'm good now

>>76455983

>iktf

I just make a noise and shake my head in an attempt to forget.

>>76455983
>>76456010

tfw blessed with good looks but cursed with autism and social anxiety so it's wasted.

Ugly lads only need confidence to get girls

RIP please type F for me.

Sod off bongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

>>76455686

What kind of drink should i buy? Should I bring snacks? Should i bring a present for the host?

is this a must win for scotland?

captain mong will fail to score today.

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Can't wait to absolutely batter the porridge wogs INNNGERLUNNDDD

>>76456188
Did the host mention if it's BYOB? Maybe bring some wine (unless you're all young or don't like wine) and something to snack on, I'd say.

>>76455686
try to always stick close to someone there that you know very well and are comfortable with. makes it so much easier to interact with new people when you have a friend alongside you

i want the repeat of england vs iceland 2bh

go scotland

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>>76455094
Scotland be buggered. We're kicking the Aussie arses and we've already qualified. You faggots are watching the wrong sport.

>>76455686
Just get twatted and go nuts. You should be on your fifth can of wifebeater already tbH

>>76456188
That really depends on the kind of people you're hanging out with. Since it's football i'm assuming its THE LADS.
Bring a crate of stella, not >>76456280

Oh yeah do what >>76456536 told ya. I forgot it's football.

>>76456536

It's a mixed party hosted by a chick. I was going to get her a bottle of wine but didn't know if that is too try-hard/fedora.

>>76456188
take a big bag of cans

>>76456582
don't do it

wine is a gift only suited to dinner invitations for couples by couples

if it's a relaxed football gathering, just bring some snacks

>>76456188
If there's a bbq, bring beer

If not, snacks will do

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>>76455094
What the fuck even is a Scotland? I doubt I could even point to it on a map

>>76456582
You could just text her (or whoever invited you) and be like "At the shop, need any booze?"

>>76456722
You get the election map up and look for the shithead who voted tory

>>76456744
t. Momentum

>>76456582
definitely do NOT do that

>debit card gets rejected for fraud
>england playing
>E3 at 8

what an eventful day

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Why bother if you're not gonna win a single game in russia?

>>76456987
Because its fun to have shattered dreams Poland

what part of scotland are you lads from?
North Kilttown here

>>76457223
Newington in Edinburg lad

>>76457223
Helmsdale, unironically

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>>76455094

There needs to be some sort of pre-qualifying rounds for lesser teams.

It's so boring watching matches against Lichtenstein, San Marino and Scotland

>>76457478
To be fair, it was easy. We were let down by GK errors. Which hilariously was the same reason we went out of Euros. Happened in 2006(?) as well with Seaman or was it 2002.

>>76457496
You'd need two rounds desu. Once you get the likes of San Marino, Andorra and the Faroes out of the way, there'd still be shitters like the Baltic states.

>>76457478
delet

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LGTSS

>OP

>OP

>OP

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>>76455094

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>>76461166
>>76461274
>>76461318
>>76461414

>(you)

cucked yet again
ABE's always lose

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hmm whos top of the group

>>76461647
>>76461647
>>76461647
NEW

>OP

>>76455108
Thank you Spain, our greatest ally.

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>>76457542
sure thing, deluded boi ROFL

>>76455094
And you haven't won a cup since 66, what's the point of going?

>>76473259
we just won one m8