/afl/ - Round 12

nth for Fake RC is a fuckin MONG

nth for CARN THE PIES

>h-he finally got a tip wrong!
Pathetic. Especially considering it was a rigged game and that leg in the multi came up for the night.

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>>76455259

HEAVE HO UNNA

> i-it w-was r-r-rigged

no proof. kys.

>>76455389
>>76455259
who are you quoting

>my m-multi is still relevant despite being btfo 48 hours ago

You've got literally everything wrong in it. Please regain your dignity. Poor photoshops won't help your soul.

>Starting a thread at midnight with no game on for 14+ hours, all so you can use your super special picture
Kinda pathetic, desu.

>getting the day of the week for pies v dees wrong again

Looks like it's late night leejun posting again. I'm off to bang my wife. Peace out losers.

noisy minority btfo

>>76455732
>muh Muslim wife
You're not going to bang, but your wife certainly will.

>>76455667
Worth it though.

>>76455072
>>76455097
>>76455278
>>76455359
>>76455389
>>76455501
>>76455750
>>76455772
>>76455802
Elite, muscular posts

>>76455667
I apologise. But you should have said something in the other thread if you wished to be the OP of the next thread.

Basedbane tbqh lads.

Basedelaide Crows tbqh lads.

>STILL having the Queens Birthday game on Sunday
Shit OP

Tip God

Royalty Christ

Based Muscular RC

/nrl/ here lads. good to see Reality Check is as popular in his home thread as he is in ours.

>>76465425
>>76465959
>>76466153
Trip on noisy minority

BTG

tiggs lads

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who /dabloos/ here?

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HEAVE HO UNNA

Anyone else think Thursday night footy in the bye rounds is garbage?

sick of only having 1 game on a sunday arvo

>>76457913
>>76457482
Good posts

>can't tip sports
>can't tip canoes
>can't find a rafter strong enough for the noose

>>76472607
He had to bump the thread to keep it from page 11 because an excitable OP just couldn't hold in his bazinga overnight.

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>>76472812
KEK

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hawks lads

>"most attended rugby competition in the world"
>next shot is a completely empty stadium
>american nrlel ads

All the Blues have to do now is ice the clock. Easy victory.

If someone hasn't been eulogised by Straff, are they really dead?

UP DA BLOOS

Based Blues desu

It's taken me until today to realise my shoes are both blue and made of suede. I am an Elvis song.

More like blue gay poos.

GWS getting worked into a shoot

>>76473444
OP didn't make the image

>>76472812
Elite post

Did anyone actually tip Blues? I definitely didn't

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Can they do it lads?

Oh boy another rigged close upset. How exciting.

>>76475220
Not memes, why are the umps riding blue cock so hard? Holy fuck there is so many biased calls.

>the amount of carlton free kicks

Holy FUCK this is stupid.

>>76475264
Can't have GWS monster the rest of the league or fans will riot. Gotta have some plucky young teams upset them to keep the pressure off. Brisbane will probably push them in similar fashion in a couple of weeks.

>>76475276
>clear ruck infringment

>>76475281
I'm not talking about that, yeah that was an error but GWS are getting constantly pinged with bullshit.

Is it in Gils narrative for GWS to win in a close one (again) or the carlton "memes" to get up on the premier favorites?

I'm waiting for Liam Jones lose it for the blues in the last minute lads

DABLOOOOOS

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF IT I WANT TO WATCH SPORT NOT FUCKING ACTORS IF I WANTED TO WATCH SCRIPTED BULLSHIT I'D GO WATCH A FUCKING PLAY GOD FUCKING FUCK THIS BULLSHIT I FUCKING HATE SPORT NOW

>>76475446
trip on faggot

>hawks elite kicking is a meme
>GWS "elite running"
hmm

Very unsure if this adoption of an abortion going on is genuine or not.

COME ON YOU BLUE BAGGERS

where were you when you realized that organized "professional" sport in this country is now rigged by Chinese syndicates?

>>76475454
what? i'm not a tripfag i'm just fucking mad

That GWS goal miss is quite obviously rigged gameplay

>GWS are the premiership favourites
>Losing to Carlton
Really makes you think.

K R E U Z E R

R

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get a grip RC jnr

>>76475504
Every good team seems to have lost an unloseable game this year.

>>76475514
he's right though, this is 100% rigged

WE DEM DRAW BOIS

>>76475527

A single team isn't able to keep their drug addict's indiscretions under wraps, yet apparently an entire competition is able to collude week in and out to rig an entire competition for years without a single leak at all? This is your reality.

Or perhaps GWS are over-rated as fuck and simply aren't that good? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!! And absolutely outlandish suggestion.

>Pooby Greene

goddamn my tips getting fucked harder than me tonight

draw incoming lads

paging only predicts draws trip

How much time left?

>>76475588
2 min

fug

>POOTER POOSTERN POODNEY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the absolute state of toby greene

>GIANTS CAN'T HIT INTO THE POST
AHAHAHAHA

>shaw too busy pointing fingers to get the ball
Typical

GET AROUND THE FUCKING BLOOS

UP DA FUCKING BLOOS

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quality stuff

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BASED
FUCKING
BLOOS

>tfw I genuinely thought I might get a perfect round after the Adelaide game

>LESSER WESTERN SHITNEY
LESSER WESTERN SHITNEY
>LESSER WESTERN SHITNEY
LESSER WESTERN SHITNEY
>LESSER WESTERN SHITNEY
LESSER WESTERN SHITNEY
>LESSER WESTERN SHITNEY
LESSER WESTERN SHITNEY


GET FUCKED GWS
GET FUCKED UMPS

UP THA BLOOS

>0.5
>the actual fucking STATE of Toby Greene
He ran into basically an open fucking goal and chipped it in for a point instead of handballing it to the free bloke in the goal square
K E K
E
K

>Beating a team with 11 of their best 22 out

Kek the city of da bloos

>>76475527
This was like watching WWE, how convenient that Carlton's season is still alive whilst GWS isn't getting a runaway ladder lead.

Heath Shaw should retire, absolutely useless

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>>76475642
KEK

the fucking city of (You)

>Greene not called play on after taking 4 fucking steps off the mark
>Greene given a free for tunneling of all things

It's obvious the AFL wants their pet project to win but the BASED AUSSIE BATTLA BLOOS denied them.

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just as an aside, who /top1/ here?

Gayer Worstern Shitney, need not apply

>GWS and Poort together scored the same total as Essendon this week

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THE FUCKING S T A T E OF BITCHALITY CUNT'S MULTI

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>>76475713
HAHAHAHAHA

>>76475665

oh, i'm mad? no, i'm not mad that carlton have won 3 games for the year. i'm not mad that carlton pay daisy thomas 700k a year to have 15 touches and turn the footy over everytime. im not made they've got such a poor backline that liam jones is their best key defender. i'm not mad their captain is a pussy cuck whose wife has fucked half the AFL. i'm not made their coach is a psychopathic manlet.

no son, i'm not mad. i'm thrilled. thrilled that carltank fans think they've got a hope in the world of being a good side. you won't be near the 8 for another 5 years minimum. life is good.

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>>76475741
pathetic

Quick questions for conspiracy cucks; Who's in on it and who are the stooges and useful idiots? Where's the financial gain to be had? Is this possible without complicit journalists? Why wouldn't there be journalists leaking, or trying the break the literal story of the century? Why would powerful people like MacGuire and Koch agree to getting publically cucked like this?

>>76475741
trying too hard/10

>>76475741
Lmao this is what a shitskin GWS senpai looks like

>Next week is still a bye round
They need to do away with it. Feels like there hasn't been a full round of footy for a month.

>>76475758
I think it could be like the NBA honestly, the umpiring body or whoever sits down with them and reviews calls or passages of play from games and says "we think x,y,z should have been called here" and in essence you can tell the umps in a roundabout way to watch for certain things that will probably happen due to the way a team or certain players play. Way harder to do than the NBA granted but that's how you'd do it, tell them to look for things in a certain team that will give the team you want to win an edge

>>76475758
>afl "journalists"
Literally bought and paid for lad. Took a leaf out of the White House book a few years back, you don't play by their rules you don't get access. Good luck breaking the "literal story of the century" when no one will talk to you.

>>76475758
The conspiracy talk is done by two groups of people. A. Trolls "pretending" to be retarded and B. Idiots who just want to feel smugly superior to the uninformed masses who stupidly watch without knowing how it "really works"

trip on so I can bully you fake RC

>this season
>2 games separating 4th from 16th

>the shanty town of my tipping

>>76475814

*5th from 17th

>it's a projectorvirgin spams his maymays in a 15 minute burst of autism episode

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>>76475824
>everyone is brojectorsexaddict
I'm impressed at your retardation honestly

>>76475835
got him

>>76475814
It's pretty great really, it feels like every game actually matters for the first time in basically ever.

The winner of tomorrows game will be sixth, the loser will be 11th.

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>>76475838

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>projecting faggots fight again

>tfw you make a quality troll and receive (you)s

Do we get an Autist Team of the Year update this round? I unironically miss it.

>>76475870
next week

kfc big bash

>>76475650
Ye, Gil and his narrative sure do keep you hooked with the twists and turns!!

>>76455259
JUST

SEETHE

>only one game today

fuckin bullshit lads

>>76475966
so stupid they should just give every team a week off in the middle instead of this staggered bullshit

>>76475562
well tbf gws have half their best 22 injured

>>76475966
Wasn't even on free to air here. Ended up watching the NRL.

>demons favorite tomorrow

Gee wonder what will happen there, ay Gilly boy?

Magpies in a blowout.

>>76476058
But >we've only got a depressed Fasolo, Moore and Hoskin-Eli, no Jamie or Wells to save us

What do we do about the number of straight white males lads?

>>76476256
Make them have sex with more hot, sexy white females

>>76476256
execute them
whites are inferior

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>>76476313
execute me

>>76476909
>9.16
they deserved to lose by more

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>76476964
CARLTON V ADELAIDE CROWS
ROUND 15 - 14:10 AEST, JUL 01, 2017

THEY WILL PAY THE PRICE.

>>76476909
This year's been pathetic honestly, all these behinds are a load of shit coming from just about every team. Is there a way to see the average behinds per team for a particular year? This year's probably the worst offender

>>76477010
Not sure, maybe on the afl website somewhere

>11 behinds
>still win

still infuriated

>>76477010
>>76477053
I reckon the huge amount of behinds is just the result of the way the game is played, if you could look at the average I50's per game per season somehow I think you'd see many more entries due to the run and carry open style of game and people having more shots under pressure and the fact they are all shit at kicking will result in more behind because defenders by and large aren't rushing behind at all anymore and playing on at all costs

>>76477103

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

THAT'S NOT MY NARRATIVE, IT'S RIGGED! GOY macLachlan got the kikes involved. IT'S LIKE THE WWF, IT'S RIGGED!

Got back from coaching and started watching the replay. Stopped about 20 minutes into the second quarter. This match was "literally" a gimmick to encourage more people to pay for Fox Footy and watch these "exciting" games. I knew Carlton would bring the heat but there is "literally" no way they should have won that game. Toby Greene is an obvious plant just like Impey, Cotchin and Sam Mitchell.

Nice to see some people in this thread picked up on it, but still the plebs fail to see what's really happening due to their obsession with me.

>>76477441
tfw reality cuck is actually 100% correct

This was without a doubt a part of gils narrative. It almost looked like GWS were fucking trolling with that bullshit from Toby at the end.

>clear handball to team mate or shot at goal
>LE FUG XDDD
>makes funnies instead

>carlton poos the team who can't even beat fremantle with a massive lead early, manage to upset the premiership favorites and win by 1 point in the breaking minutes

Yeah fucking right.

Melbourne are a sturdy favorite tomorrow considering the injuries on the magpies side but a blowout by collingwood to show "anything can happen xddd" wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

GWS played like shit up forward, with only three goals between johnson, cameron, patton and greene, but rather than say that GWS managed to kick themselves out of a win, you'll claim it was rigged or some conspiracy with no actual proof.

>>76478192
>GWS played like shid up forward xD xD

Casual detected.

Carlton have a very solid team defense. It's not surprising that they were able to hold those guys in check.

But Greene should have been the deciding factor and he kicked 0.5. Inexcusable and the sure sign of a plant.

Don't even get me started on the umpiring.

>>76478570

> strong defence
> third from the bottom on the ladder
> fourth worst on percentage

so was it fixed or not? @realfencesit

>>76478849
>Points for is at least 100+ behind everyone else.

Troll or retard? I'm tipping both.

How's the multi going?
Kek

KEK

K E K

>>76479356
Reminder that my tipping record is over 90% in non rigged games.

Reminder that my tipping record is 100%, as I'm not a brainlet and can identify the fix

>>76479512
Time for you to dare to don the trip then and be held accountable.

Reminder that the pinnacle of accountability is running a twitter account until it exposes you then stopping all posts

>>76479556
redpill me on tomorrows game

Reminder that this narrative is a test

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>>76479587
Had to stop because Tristian was posting tips and one punter got out of control and bet his weekly pay on this tip.

Reminder that the true sign of a brainlet is having an imaginary friend called Tristian

>>76479587
>>76479675
elite truth bombs

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

>leejun coming out of the woodwork to fight their epic "war" against me

I'm off to bed. The sooner you faggots grow up the better.

>Off to bed
>Can't tip football
>Can't tip league
>Can't tip why he has so much fatigue

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>i-i'm going to bed
typical white flag of surrender from the dumb wog

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KEK
I know you're still here reading all of this you pathetic retard, I can't imagine "pretending" to be retarded for as long as you have fake RC your fortnightly DSP cheque must be fatter than you

reminder that any form of XDXD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

>projectorvirgin talking to himself again
go to bed buddy

>>76480248
trip on faggot

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>fake RC inciting projector wars with his trip off to deflect from his failure of a life
story checks out

Marlb will take the win tomorow,

kek, why did they allow Carlton to win?

>>76483706
Gils narrative man, all the shit teams getting 1 up on the top 8.