/cric/

anime

>>76454451

I haven't seen a collapse like this since the 9/11

>7 posts early

just had to get the meme OP in

>>76454455
fucking ruined the thread, fuck off

Love AUS vs ENG banter

>>76454463
You haven't seen your own Prime Minister?

>>76454468
yeah ama

>>76454470
seething

All the idiots calling Steve Smith unorthodox don't realise that he's an innovative genius that will change the course of batting technique forever

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hot off the press lads
just in case he scuttles in here

Rashid is ELITE

>>76454482
Why do Australian school kids wear those gay hats with the flaps?

Can't wait to see smith misuse zampa and cost us another trophy like wt20

An exhaustive list of Australian batsmen who are international quality:
Steve Smith

>>76454505
keeps the sun off
wouldn't expect a pom to understand

that boy is really starting to steam my clams

>>76454505
I'm genuinely not sure if that's a sincere question

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BOTTLED

>the hurt in Warne's voice

>Wood and Rashid are the most economical bowlers of those who have bowled 15-plus overs in the tournament, of which there are 28.

OWSTAAAAATTTTT

yeah keep paddling those singles head, bat for the red ink

Is Wood gonna get Head?

>>76454532
>two bang-average bowlers with best stats in the tournament

The STATE of other countries

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>australia

Why do these shit balls keep getting people out

really my main sport is footy

What's par here, 350? Bookies still pay out if it's settled by DL right?

Appalling

>>76454532
amir must be in the top 5 of that surely

>>76454532
Woah. 15 whole overs. What a massive sample size

I'm enjoying this.

350 still on the cards

this all started going wrong when that fucking curry got dubs

>Bowled by a juicy full toss

Fuckin KEK

There are people here who unironically think 250 isn't defendable

THUNDER

>>76454603
I am one of those "people"

>>76454603
yeah but Australia's on 254 and that's another matter

>>76454595
Is le dubs indian the news BEC?

250 is par I reckon

ball is hooping out there

>>76454618
same but it's ironic for me

>>76454603

*hits a cheeky six*

>5-15
How does that even fucking happen? Fucking hell that's what fucking happens when Wade keeps getting selected. Fuck our selectors so fucking much.

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Who is Sidney Crosby of cricket?

Bought a vibration machine this week ama

>>76454620
I think so yes

wtf there's cricket in winter

>>76454620
*new
I hate phoneposting so much

>Hey jews

Has anyone in the history of humanity ever watched a complete test match? As in not missing a single ball for all 5 days?

>>76454603
It's not

Stop bowling fucking wides

Jesus christ

>stoke

time for pies

>>76454651
yeah I do it every ashes

did it for two games in the indian series and the sri lankan series too

>>76454651
I have multiple times >>76454650

>>76454651
the balding amir paki

Imagine if your best allrounder wasn't even born in your country. That'd be really embarrassing.

republic of australia fucking WHEN

>>76454651
based goosey did it all time

>>76454670

Fortunately that could never happen to England because all the world is ours

How do you pronounce Eoin?

>>76454691
Ian

>>76454670
NZ is rightful British clay sweetie x

>>76454691

Yow-un

>>76454676
Republicunts fuck off

>>76454651
My grandparents, most likely.

>>76454691
Rhymes with Gloin

>>76454691
Ewan

>>76454691
u-r-acunt

>>76454691
oyioun

>>76454691
oan

>>76454691
oi-an

>>76454670
Can you honestly look at Stokes and tell me he's not a true Anglo?There's no Maori blood there, Anglos have a RIGHT to play for England.

african fuck tour

Warne is absolutely seething.

>Can't even get Hazlewood out
Absolutely pathetic """"""""""display""""""""

>>76454725
He looks pretty celtic 2bh

Commonwealth team when?

I'd let head give me head.

I'll be here for the next 30 mins.

hate cricket

>>76454744
Who would they play against?

>>76454744
would moses henriques make the 11?

>>76454744
generally that's what England ends up being these days mate

>>76454762
zimbo and afghanistan

Pls stop dropping

Pls

decent wallop

>Stokes bowling your last over
Fucking Christ you're just asking to lose there.

lel plunkett

>>76454691
Owain

think australia recovered well lads

he plunked it lads

Head on saving Australia's tournament watch

>>76454691
(You)-in

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>it's a ben chokes episode

Bowl a few wides for them as well lad, why not you useless wanker

>>76454785
Name one time he has totally ducked up the last over to lose a match
Cant do it
Also t20 doesn't count as cricket

gonna have a shower lads

seeya after the break xoxo

I'm from the future and Pat Cummins takes 7 wickets in an over

Rate my welsh
cymrpllgogotywymrumycyplllan

That was a seriously embarrassing final over to watch.

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there should be a brown team vs white team tournament

west indies/india/sri lanka/pakistan

vs south africa/england/australia/poo peeland

who would win?

>>76454836
angloGODs

Calling it here as a tie. Australia get knocked out without losing a match

A career defining innings from Hazlewood. Glad he didn't fuck it up like he did to Stoinis that one time.

We're still fucked tho

>>76454836

Depends what colour the umpires are desu

is imran asif related to mo asif

We can do this lads
>>76454836
imagine the fookin smell of the darkies m8. can't be havin'that

>>76454831
how do you know welsh? are you on holiday there?

>>76454847
if only Stoinis were here today

>>76454836
reported for posting underage

Rate my welsh

*does a poo*

>>76454855
Never been there, pls r8 m8

England at the Death Ltd

australia will win,england will score a little over 200

>>76454871
better than mine, and im welsh

>>76454885
tell me about cricket in wales

>If David Warner was a indian monkey he'd be David Waner

>>76454892
we use sheep nuts as the ball and sheep dick as the bat. we would win every time but the racist ICC wont accept our rulebook as the standard

>>76454898

>If David Warner was my peenus weenus he'd be David Weener

If Virat Kohli was an Indian monkey he'd be Virat Kohli

not comfortable with racist humour lads

>>76454503

An obviously rigged match, a panacea for the mentally ill vocal minority. A sad indictment on the entirety of /afl/. Your jealousy of Reality Check is a depressing example of the failures endemic to people who fail to make the best of what is available to them.

>>76454898
kek

>>76454938
hey mate how's it going

>>76454868
>>76454831
Rude

>>76454920
Well looks like defeated Aussie cunts will be chimping and screaming today

>>76454976
very racist

>>76454920
don't be a meany weeny

>>76454651
Presumably the umpires

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Lads do indian girls really smell of curry?

>>76455022
kek

>>76455035
Tbh I've never understood this "indians stink" meme. I've been to India too.

>>76455047
curry smells good desu

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>>76455047
Of all the national stereotypes, this one made indeed be the easiest to understand

>>76454947

Just skyping with Elon (first names basis). I'm trying to get a narrative moving to advocate for the Greys being allowed to use their DEEP (Deep Earth Enrichment Probe) tech to allow our society to shackle the Earth's core for use as a source of energy.

Many conspiracies are holding my efforts back. Rabbit holes on rabbit holes. It goes deep, the Maclachlan family may have ties to hollow-earthers. Something I suspected but couldn't comment on until it was a foregone conclusion.

>>76455047
they bath in poo

༼ つ _ ༽つ Rain

༼ つ _ ༽つ fuck off

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>>76455069
You're now looking at the states behind this meme

wish they'd shut up about all stars cricket already

>>76455119
the japanese girl i send messages to sometimes always has those things in her replies

what does it mean

>>76455128
Stop contacting me or I'm going to the police

>>76455128
She wants a root

>>76455128
if you want to bang a chink just move to australia there are millions of them

>>76455047

??? the enitrely of southern India fucking reeks. The only place that doesn't stink there that I've been to is Kashmir

if dubbles all ausWORMS go to work/bed and fuck off from /cric/ forever

>>76455047
Shitskin here, it's literally a combo of curry+no shower.

>>76455121
uttar pradesh more like utter shite

>>76455145
i don't want to bang her, i just don't want to be alone any more

i also want to bang her

if dubbles ausGODS win this match

need spicy indian fanny

Odds: go to bed
Evens: jank off to some mature sluts

would you guys drink from the Ganges if i gave you a tenner for it?

>>76455047
All smell like ground cumin.

>>76455190
post the vid you fap to

>that swedish line-up

>>76455192
Yeah sure what could go wrong?

What's for breakfast lads

>>76455192
If you go far north, it is pure.

>roy

it's happening

COLLAPSE

a full strength scandinavia.

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>>76455246
's our boy

Shitty review

awful review lmao

>starc

haha time for pies

the greatest bowling performance i have ever seen. he's really battled hard through this spell and he finally got his reward. tough stuff from the iron man!

>woy

>>76455265
what fire emblem is that?

>perfect start for Australia

You got Jason fucking Roy out in his last chance in a match that doesn't matter

france in the county championship

Roy looks a lot like a discount becks.

just think of all the shit and piss that people have done in rivers. that all goes into the ocean that you swim in, and then into the clouds and gets rained down upon you. people have been pissing on your heads for years

>>76454651

not Peter Neville

whats the difference between this and the world cup lol

H O M E F R O M W O R K

oh dear oh dear

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>England

>fails

kek

KEK

K E K

It can't happen, surely

gonna shit it in lads

get absolutely rekt you cunts

Pls lose this England. Let your Anglo brothers into the semis rather than some Muslims

get root cheap and we could actually win this

Scenes when England are 50/8 in the 19th over and the covers come on.

taking the piss

Got off from work early lads

ENGLAND BTFO

Wish Bangladesh and Australia could've both gone through to be honest my family

stealing the shit

>>76455350
>giving a shit about reasons behind an international cricket competition
never gonna make it to the mcg like this lad

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HOLD ON LADS IM COMIN

back from work, turns out I wasn't needed

>England starts to lose
>Posts magically stop
Pretty pathetic lads. Even the Indians hang around where they're losing

>>76455368
>>76455383
>>76455385
>>76455387
>>76455391
>>76455393
casuals everywhere

>>76455430
ALL me

Reminder Alistair Cook should be opening for England

>>76455292
Binding Blade AKA the shit one

Strange how all the Australians got out of bed at the same time

rip nasser
bantzed to death

>>76455449
shame, the first one on the gba was good albeit a bit too easy

>>76455459
just knocked off from work m8

>>76455350
>giving a shit about reasons behind an international cricket competition
never gonna make it to the mcg like this lad

>>76455473
path of radiance and radiant dawn are elite

>>76455459
soz my net dropped out and just came back

>he rates the English Aaron Finch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>76455427
So do the Ozzies it seems

eating a cheeky mint slice or two lads

>>76455459
im at the ground mate

why do they boo root

>>76455449
>>76455473
Is the Fire Emblem series noob friendly? Should I get one for the 3DS?

>>76455521
they're saying "roooooot"

>>76455508
no fatties in the english team mate

>>76455521
theyre saying BOOOOOT

>>76455525
The 3DS ones are, anything before that expect you to know what the hell you're doing.

>>76455166
>i just don't want to be alone any more
>i also want to bang her

iktfmmtmofb

>>76455494
true, as for handheld rpgs I think I might give breath of fire for the gba a try

why is morgan playing for england?

Lads I cbf calculating run rates
What do we need to do to top the group assuming we win?

>>76455525
Awakening is a good intro into the series, but its a bit basic and I hate how anime it is. Fates Birthright is Awakening but much worse, Fates Conquest is fun as fuck but has an absolutely horrible story.
Echoes: Shadow of Valentia is a good intro though, I'm 3/4 of the way through it and it's a decent enough example of classic Fire Emblem

>>76455563
A time machine to play your games against the other two

>>76455549
gba doesn't really have many rpgs

if you've got a DS or 3DS look into shin megami tensei and etrian odyssey

>>76455549
want to play dragon quarter again

>>76455549
Final Fantasy V Advance is the best version of Final Fantasy V

vwant to play valkyrie profile 2 again

starc to pick up one this order

just dropped the series lads

>>76455175

wow, that crowd's a bit problematic, no?

>wade
>WADE
>W A D E

>>76455577
playing etrian odyssey 4 atm actually
finding it pretyy difficult actually, the random encounter baboons are fucking me over

>>76455607
it's the easiest in the series lmoa

never rated wade, he was always a tasmanian to me

>>76455209

more like ground poo men

>>76455537
>>76455565
Thanks lads, just when I needed a new game before Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon comes out.

anime

How the fuck is it possible for a professional wicket keeper to drop that

jesus h christ lads

>>76455563
nvm I obviously haven't paid attention to this tournament, looking good considering >we've got two wickets

breath of fire gba looks comfy, might play it right now

>>76455625
if you like pokemon play Shin Megami Tensei aka the series it ripped off and dumbed down

>>76455632
He felt bad for Plunkett

>>76455652
>the virgin opinion

>And as if it wasn't tense enough, here's our man on the ground, George Dobell, who says "rain imminent"

>>76455676
the elite muscular option

>>76455632
this

>>76455544
>nigger tier flag
>nigger tier post
checks out

Why do they even bother holding a tournament in fucking ENGLAND?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

Rain 3 Australia 0

NA NA NA NA

ogre

>poot

Love cricket

>Rain in 5 minutes

>poot

we will unironically win this

>poot

Boss just told me I can head home now lads, what have I missed?

give us the cup now

notlikethis

>>76455696
>Nigger tier
Nah m8 no nigs here

just got home from work lads, what have I missed

GONE GONE GONE

where did all the poms go?

>>76455730

Everyone is batting like shit

>>76455720
it's about to rain mate

>>76455730
good timing m8, it looked like australia blew it but they're coming back into it big time

>>76455676
t. brainlet that can't into kino jrpgs

>>76455746
The rain has taken out my internet

>>76455730
>>76455742
mixed bag of wade retardation
silly drs
hazlegod

Who /raindance/ here?

To think I never would have learned how to do this without immigration

>>76455544
>mmtmofb

What does this mean

>>76455652
the music from the snes version is elite as fuck

>>76455762
>>76455754
>>76455747
get a load of these freshies

Get out the way of the covers you silly cunts

>>76455739
>literal middle east
>nah m8 no nigs here lol haha
good joke

>>76455754
you know his memeing right ?

based

lol smith having a tantrum like a little kid

fuck that dude makes me laugh

kek

like fucking clockwork. Fold this pathetic island

OH GET FUCKED IM FUCKING DONE

>rain
>again
Are all our three games going to get fucked by weather

>>76455783
>RAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just had a BBQ

Am I Australian now?

I hope the final gets rained out and nothing is ever held in this shithole again

tyb rain

England should be banned from hosting cricket.
Fucking rain every fuck two seconds this is literally worse than Sydney.

Is mother nature elite?

>>76455804
lol ye haha

should have played this one in the oval tee bee aitch

sun all round down here

>>76455783
yes lad ama

>>76455804
depends
is your national side about to win today?

>Australia start taking wickets
>Rain begins
Fuck this rigged shit.

are the britbottles using cloud seeding against us so they can finally win something?

>>76455804
BBQ

m8 its terrible out, why not have it last week.

why not just build a roof?

>>76455825

God is on our side

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>76455837

Roofs are haram

>>76455780
trust me da. no tyrones here. the occasional kwame sure, but the ones I have met are really top tier.

Who here wishes that rain doesn't stop so that bangladesh goes into the semis
Then india can crush them and get into finals

>>76455835

It was sunny when I started and still warm now

Benefits of living in the south I guess

>>76455858
yeah not me

>>76455771
I know that feel much more than most other feels bro

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>>76455652
Played all versions since Gen 1. Do you know of any stores in NSW that sell NTSC 3DS. My O3DS XL has worn out and Nintendo doesn't support cross-region system transfer.

>>76455837
How can we knock Australia out by raining out every game if we have a roof?

>>76455849
oh shit I'm SORRY, I hopev I did'nt ofend :/ I'm usually VERY progressive so I know your plight sorry for suggesting

>>76455873
nope, be surprised if one existed too

>>76455813

I went on rugby tour to Australia and stayed with a family who cooked breakfast on the BBQ

>>76455854

sniff my poo gate

>>76455892
yeah that's something that happens

>>76455892
ye

>>76455894
why mate? is it alright?

>>76455871
that's a haram feeling you fucking pig fuck you

Auatralia to bowl spin from both ends to get 20 overs in

dubles to confirm my australia t make 350

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>>76455889
Well, FUCK. Play-Asia is my only option.

what national team would a full strength /cric/ be on par with?

cheer up lads, no team has ever had 3 no results in a series

>>76455947
aus on a rainy day

>>76455947
Ghana

this is classic, barely drizzling but pulling out the super covers. Birmingham wept

>>76455947
west indies

>>76455947
USA

>>76455830
>cloud seeding
I had no idea this was a thing. I could definitely see government using this to rig cricket matches. Maybe not the UK at the moment because they are a shambles but India for sure.

who /drinking/ here?

>>76455996
yeah two standards deep
got an exam on monday so getting pissed seems like the correct course of action

>>76455982
/cric/>WI

hate rain

I guess >We should've just gotten bowled out faster

Just cleaned my keyboard to the best of my ability lads
Lotta gunk accumulated on it desu

PLEASE wish my kitty cats sweet dreams!!

>>76455922
>being completely aware of the intricacies of the conduct and philosophy of islam
>bong flag
checks out

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>>76456045
Picture of said kitty cats

brb browsing /pol/

Fuck off rain
Fuck off rain
I want a result in this game

>>76456076
sweet dreams kitty cats :3

3.15pm: The Sky commentators are on the outfield, umbrellas up - but it looks pretty windy, so hopefully that will help blows the clouds through. We have an hour and a half to play with before overs start being lost. George Dobell has this to say from the ground: "Think we have an interlude before thicker band of rain later. Pretty sure we'll get 20 overs in."

>>76456076
good sleeps cates

>>76456076
Love cats. Sweet dreams kitties.

switched over to the tennis

both girls are wearing the same outfit lmao, who lets this happen?

>>76456076
fuck off gregory

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>>76456110
someone needs to put on a jacket

>>76456120
kek

>>76456120
Those are all clearly different outfits you fucknut

Based cenny coast

>wouldn't expect a pom to understand

>>76456165
what is the entrance the entrance to mate

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>>76455871

>3.25pm: It looks like the rain might be easing off, groundstaff are getting to work on the covers...