/trans/ - Battle of Dunbar edition

serbia will beat the shit out of wales tommorow

>>76452081
First for Ivan perisic to united for £99 gorillion

>>76452081
RIP Rashford

>Chris Wood
>£15m
That seems high.

Bakayoko in Costa out confirmed when

>>76452081
Thanks for da thread, started to get worried.

>de gay

hello where are the trans boys

> Morata
List one marketing capability this move would bring.

>>76452081
Will Lindelöf start in United?

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>>76452132

Rate United's wannabe Galactico policy

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ryan and mooy to brighton confirmed when

http://www.strawpoll.me/13152813

>>76452196
Lukaku if he gets the number 9 shirt.

>>76452196
none of them even officialy changed team yet

>>76452206
chances of him bullying pedro so he can emulate his idol?

>>76452166
>moyes/10

>>76452196
Either of the 2 that haven't proven themselves in the CL

>>76452196
people still rate Lukaku?

>>76452348
conte must

>>76452114
Rashford is just gonna play out wide under Mou anyways because he is 19, is a pacebaby, has high work rate and isn't a natural goalscorer
>>76452196
Most likely Mbappe because of the price tag and hype more than anything. He has potential but is best just to stay at Monaco where the system works for him for another season or two before thinking about anything else

>>76452348
he cant flop if he noone rates him

>>76452332
Only 1 has proven them self in the cl

Tolisso to Buyern for €40m
Bakayoko to Chelsea for €40m
both from l'equipe

>>76452659
Morata or Mbappe?

>>76452672
> Kante + Bakayako
> Wins the ball back
> Loses it with a pass

Can't wait for this rerun.

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>Bakayoko will never be named Bakaloko

Any updates on the shit overpriced players to Liverpool situation?

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>>76452913
>be laverplel

end of the season

>were gonna sign Goatse la. Klopp has him wrapped up gonna win the league la big marque signing

Gotze says hes staying at Bayern

>only agent talk la he'll be a red before the end of the winda la

Gotze signs for Dortmound

>never wanted him la at least he didnt go to spurs

Liverpool sign a player who played for relegated Newcastle last season for 10 million more than Gotze would have cost

>Whynaldum is the new pogba la

>>76452751
Probably the one who started and scored>>76452751
goals

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>no replacement for Reina lined up

>>76452999
neto

>>76452954
Whynaldo is better than Götze though

>>76452954
Wijnaldum is better than Pogba m8

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remember that hag he started out with

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>tfw no gf to send you snapchats with funny faces

this transfer window has been quite boring so far

>>76453194
Leaving Liverslip was the best thing that ever happened to him

Based Brenny

>>76453208
they met at liverslip she was working there

>>76453203
thank god

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>>76453194
Based Brenny

>>76453220
Yeah but they would have broke up had he stayed

Now he's a serial winner and she'll never leave his side

>>76453194
above average slug, would marry and love her

Anyone got the webm of are Brenny taking a cheeky peek at some reporter's chebs?

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>>76453247
Here's a better one.

>>76453194
Thank You Based Brenny

We're all gonna make it lads

This is boring, you guys are boring.

>>76453266
That is one bang average slug desu

>>76453246
they could be fucking siblings

>>76453286
How does the meme forcing go so far? I don't think anyone is catching up yet.

>>76453295
>implying that god-forsaken group of islands you lads all live on isn't one big colony of cousins and siblings

>have 3 midfielders, only one is creative
>buy 4th midfielder
>it's bakayoko

KEK

>>76452081
>lindelof signs 5 year contract at united
Bad move on his part. He should've gone to Italy or Spain, or maybe even Germany.
I know he's good. He played fantastic yesterday, I just don't think United and England as a whole will treat him fairly.

>>76453353
could you turn down the treble winners?

>>76453385
but nobody can win the treble twice in a row. only a fool would join the treble winners.

>>76452999
reina is low quality keeper. biggest weakspot in napoli

>>76452108
+ agent fees and taxes

>>76453353
>from the Portuguese league

think manure got ripped off more than lindelof 2bh, players that move from the Portuguese league have a 1 in 20 success ratio when they move to a top 4 league

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will they do it?

>>76453441
Footballs coming home

>#SevillaFC midfielder Steven N’Zonzi reportedly says 'yes' to joining #Juventus, leaving only a fee to be agreed

Who knew that a Stoke reject would be winning European trophies and joining a club like Juve.

>>76453464
is he even good

>>76453441
yeah da OX will win it

>>76453464
Hopefully he puts in a good performance against Man Utd in the Supercup

>>76453502
For Real Madrid?

>>76453489
he's like 24

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>>76453441
Who's quicker, the lad in your post or >pic related?

>>76453502
>abu is a mental illness xD
>being this obsessed with the slovak

>>76453464
>Stoke reject
Moving from Stoke while being their player of the year to the Europa League champions isn't exactly the definition of "reject".

>>76453464
blackburn reject actually

>>76453534
>implying
7 losses is pretty embarrassing

>>76453539
Shut up please

>>76453309
The other day I realised the only thing I've done in life that made a difference was forcing carveposting, now I'm just trying to have lightning strike twice so I can feel that sense of bliss again

best oasis song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p7G9bzp4w0

>>76453545
That's one bang average life desu.

>>76453431
I don't think that's really fair to say desu. Many great players have come from the Portuguese league. They just rarely wind up in England.

>>76453577
Bullying not aloud

List of players released by EPL clubs.
https://www.premierleague.com/news/414631

>Olomowewe Taofiq Aderibigbe Akanni

Fine English name there.

>>76453556
oasis are shit

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>today's amazing games
I love international football.

>>76453705
>scotland v england is today

wait what the fuck

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>im nearly 5 years older than mbappe
>this'll only get worse

>>76453722
17 years younger than Buffon though

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>including people that don't even know how to speak norwegian in the NT

How fucking cucked can one nation be? I'm actually starting to despise Scandinavia as a whole at this point, fucking hell. Well, except for Iceland, I love you long time lads

>>76453722
No it won't, you'll still be 5 years older than him in 10 years.

>>76453722
Poor you. I'm 8 years older.

>>76453731
and just as many champions leagues

>>76453705
International football is fun as fuck. Nothing beats seeing your NT actually perform well.

>>76453744
>perform well
Imagine being Dutch lol ;_;

>>76453722
>only 5 years older
Kek
But yeah, it only gets worse.

>>76453744
>>76453744
>Nothing beats seeing your NT actually perform well
Watching your club performing well?Actually not even your club perfomming well, just your club winning a sunday match and the train ride back home is pretty good

>>76453737
>including people that don't even know how to speak norwegian in the NT
That's fucked up desu. Say what you want about other countries like France and Switzerland, at least their players can speak the language. Or one of the languages in Switzerland's case.

>>76453744
>Nothing beats seeing your NT actually perform well.
Literally everything beats a bunch of players playing together once in a while in games that, for the 90% of the time, are utterly irrelevant.

The football is low quality, games don't matter, what is there to like?

>>76453780
Desu Kane and Rooney can't speak english either.

>>76453705
Probably not even going to watch a match. Got the excuse of going out tho.

>>76453744
>seeing your NT actually perform well
But I'm English

>>76453787
Kane speaks fine, he just breathes like a mong

Just beat Vicar Amelia lads

>>76453835
go right to the dlc now

>>76453755
Don't worry! If you beat France and they choke in one of their remaining games we'll both go through!

>>76453773
>>76453785
Those players represent your nation though. You can't just buy yourself a Galscticos team and win trophies. You don't feel happy when your nation wins? I feel happy even we win in irrelevant sports.

>>76453822
You're on the up and coming aren't you?

>>76453756
>>76453740
go to bed grandpas

>>76453853
I care about football, not my country doing well in sports. I couldn't care less about the olympics either, but at least it's a chance for minor sports to have people care about them.

>>76453744
but we suck

>>76453835
She's one tough cookie the first time. Good job

>>76453853
>You're on the up and coming aren't you?

For the past 20 years maybe.

>>76453901
Are you not emotionally invested in any teams at all or is it just International football?

>>76453853
>You're on the up and coming aren't you?

Have you seen our midfield?

>>76453853
>You're on the up and coming aren't you?
lel. We flopped hard with players like Lampard and Gerrard, who were arguably the best players at their respective clubs. Now we're filled with players who can barely make the starting XI for their club.

>>76453822
international football has become a regular cycle of low stakes pageantry where we breeze past our qualifying group before utterly embarrassing ourselves every two years when it matters.

the only two emotions are apathy and humiliation.

Most expensive summer transfer window for one club is 180m. City AND United will smash that this summer

>>76453853
>sweden wins one game
>"why aren't you into international breaks other anons???"

Settle down Sven

>>76453744
seeing your club team is much more engaging

>>76454026
We're first in a group of Netherlands and France though.

>>76454044
Yeah, but we're shit

*expands the Euros to include even more countries*
And we still didn't qualify

>>76452108
this shit makes zero sense to me, he's not even top 5 in his role in serie a

>>76454063
Why is discussing Serie A basically the number 2 leagues that's discussed behind the PL in /trans/?

I'm not complaining, but throughout the season you can barely see a thread dedicated to it and stuff like Bundesliga has a full blown general

>>76452954
fucking hell don't let this meme takes over /trans/ again

>>76454044
My point was you wouldn't be shilling internationals this hard if you weren't doing well. International football outside tournaments fucking suck.

>>76454089
There were Serie A threads every weekend, they just don't attract as much attention as "is this /bundes/?".

>>76454094
>exciting footie matches suck because I said so
Don't you have a national league to sleep in front of ?

Can Totti speak Italian?

>>76454094
I always looked forward to the NT games desu. Even when we didn't qualify. I guess it would've been different if there wasn't at least a sliver of hope in it though.

>>76454089
fuck off you don't even deserve to eat shit from the ass of based dutchbro in serie a generals

>>76454094
>implying the past Euros didn't suck
>>76454100
Ah ok, still funny to see how much it's discussed in here and in the aftermath of the CL final

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anyone know what's going on here?

apparently it's behind closed doors and going on now

>>76454134
well obviously we don't want anyone to know in case humiliation of euro 2016 repeats itself

>Normie League

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>>76453974
>>76453988
>having THIS little faith
It's coming home, lads.

>>76454134
maybe they don't want other teams working out their formation so soon

>>76454134
It's at the training facility

Agreement is probably that it's behind closed doors so nobody can look at either team's tactics before the euros

>>76453853
>You're on the up and coming aren't you?
lmao, we're fucking shit

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>>76452297
11/1

>>76454144
we cant even meme about our nt being amazing any more because people end up taking it seriously and then start shitposting like crazy when we get knocked out acting like we thought we were actually going to win the wc, it just gets annoying

>>76454123
R-r-r-rude

>>76454144
Never heard a better football related song to this day desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM

absolute tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA

>>76454190
sorry

>>76454227
banger \m/

>>76454227
Would fit right into Metal Gear Solid 5 soundtrack desu

>>76454191
#truth
Although this comes close :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsXOKOzmHtI

>>76454187
The pre-tournament overhyping is fun tho.

>>76454269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
What's the deal with Germanic people and garbage """"folk""""" music ?

>>76454191

vindaloo is better. the video is comfy as fuck and makes my heart ache missing the 90s.

>Chelsea’s move for Bakayoko also sparked talks over striker Michy Batshuayi moving to Monaco, either on loan or permanently. Batshuayi prefers a move to Monaco than the prospect of joining Everton, who are also interested in the Belgian, but Chelsea may be reluctant to let him go until they are sure of clinching the signature of Romelu Lukaku from Everton.

>>76454302

that's surely bollocks. batshuayi is moving because he wants to be a starter, so he's going to move to a club where he's third choice behind mbappe and falcao?

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>>76454295
>German """""people"""""

>>76454269
>2006

What a horrible time to be alive, I barely remember anything from it that's how fucking boring it was. I think the only good things to come out if it was a very decent WC, PES 6 and I guess FIFA 07 was pretty good as well. Other than that I'm completely blank on things that happened in my life that year.

>>76454295
Thats just plain impressive though. He has to know exactly what pitch the noise is going to be from every one of those little horns or else the song suddenly won't have any coherence.

>>76454336
obviously Mbappe to Madrid is only a Mata of time with Morata's move

>>76454336
>mbappe
>Monaco
>in 2017/18

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>>76454400
You mean, like any musician has to know which note his instrument is going to emit at any moment ?

>>76454400
WoW and myspace

>>76454302
I don't understand why Chelsea don't just put their trust in him and give him a season as a starter to grow. He's obviously got the potential to be a 15-20 goal/season striker, why not let him develop a bit before shipping off your 32m signing after one year?

>>76454419
Regular musicians don't usually have their instruments covered all over their body though you fucking moron. Every move he makes has to be in sync with the tune, he's like a dancer and a musician at once. Also he uses something that's really unusual, so he had to learn this entirely on his own.

>>76454445
Never got into either of them desu, fair point though

>>76454400
them pianoists are plain impressive though. He has to know exactly what pitch the noise is going to be from every one of those little keys or else the song suddenly won't have any coherence.

>>76454295
It's simple: it bangs.

>>76454506
>Chelsea
>putting trust in players

>>76454419
>>76454516
Also are you implying being a skilled musician isn't impressive?

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Is this a good signing for melawn?

>>76454506
Wouldn't mind seeing him back in >Ligue 1 though, I enjoyed his stay in Marseille and he usually sounds like a great guy

>>76454530
Really grinds my gears how many talented players have been hoarded by the board and then sold at the first sight of turning a profit on them.

>>76454089
The /Serie A/ general is more popular than /bundes/ one. It's always in first page for the whole week-end.

>>76454552
What he's doing is essentially playing a simple melody on a keyboard, except the keys are replaced by horns all over his body. That doesn't take a whole lot of skill to do.

>>76454576
for £15m? fuck yeah

>>76454576
depends, he's either hot trash or elite.

I'm watching the France v. Sweden match and can't understand why they started Pogba ahead of Kante.

Or Matuidi ahead of Kante, at least if your're going to play Pogba you need a great interceptor to play with him when he overdribbles and fucks up.

Anyway

>I love /trans/, guys

>>76454593
The only ones I am salt about are Lukaku and De Bruyne desu, and maybe Bertrand.

>>76454609
Why don't you say that to his face, kiddo?

>>76454576
Very good signing even.

>>76454625
I would literally move to the Caribbean if it had a mostly white population

>>76454593
Chelsea's finances pretty much rely on them selling players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5eaCqZW_wU

>>76454636
What would he do, honk a basic melody at him ? Dude doesn't even try to go full polyphonic

>>76454655
um, ABC islands?

Do your research.

>>76454636
Obviously he's not completely talentless, but it's hardly as impressive as you make it out to be.

>>76454576
>>76454611
Did they really get him for 15? That sounds like a good deal 5 years ago, now it sounds like n absolute robbery.

>>76454576
everyone is a good signing considering how shit their current team is

>>76454684
18 if he performs well. Even then that's a bargain in the current market. Mostly a mixture of him having a release clause not much higher, and wanting to leave.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/premier-league/chelsea/chelsea-might-now-also-be-accused-of-making-an-illegal-approach-for-virgil-van-dijk-35811311.html

wew

They also faced less competiton for him due to his last season being below average. Keep in mind Wolfsburg as a whole were awful and he was played out of position though.

>>76453441
it's either england or venezuela. I can live with third worlders winning meaningless cups

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Might actually start watching Serie A next season desu

>>76453441
It's coming home la'

>>76453737
Which players?

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>>76454743
I wonder who's behind this fiasco.

>>76454752
last two seasons
he had a 25m€ release clause in 2016 and no one deemed it worthy of paying

>>76454743
would be laff if they also apologized

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De gay


Valerie - Bailinda - Linda - Rosey


Herrachel - Pogbarbara

Mkhitarachel - Jamelissa - Martialice


Moratannishia

>>76454679
Soz pal chill out

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>>76454743

>>76454743
Southampton should just cut their losses and sell him tbf.

>>76454743
won't be long until fifa forces englel to use a release clause system, this case is ridiculous

>>76454679
Rightful Dutch clay

>>76454743
APOLOGISE

>"Chelsea Football Club would like to put on record our regret over recent media speculation regarding Southampton Football Club and player transfers between the two clubs.

>"We apologise to the owner, board of directors and fans of Southampton for any misunderstanding regarding Virgil van Dijk.

>"We respect Southampton's position and can confirm we have ended any interest in the player."

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40194862

>>76454803
kek I'm not having a go at ya m8.

I could understand why some ppl would say that.

Then again I'm a bit autistic so I probably didn't get your joke.

>>76454832
Hear they're nice places.

Won't mind visiting someday. Might even meet some /carib/ posters

>>76454889
at least post the real link you nonce

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

>>76454897
Slip of the fingers m8

fees and wages in the EPL are ridiculous. Some 3rd class shitter that would be a benchlord in Germany or Italy is getting paid like 3-7m a year for what exactly?

Let's take a look at Crystal Palace (how many clubs from London do you even need in the EPL?)

For example Yohan Cabaye (who??) earns 86.000 english euros a week or Scott Dan (lel... who?) is earning 60.000 á week, that's like 4m per year. Who makes those transfers and contracts?
Just get some cheap and decent eastern europeans and germans and pay them like 1-2m á year and they prolly won't finish like 14th

>>76454743
Based pep and southampton conspiring to ruselord together

>>76455018
shut the fuck up you know nothing

>>76455056
Bit rude, that

>>76455018
>for what exactly?
for keeping the team in the league that makes shitloads of money

Also Scott Dann is great

>>76455018
Gotta spend money to make money. Economics 101, dude.

>>76455056
sorry mister, this kind of behaviour won't be tolerated here

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>>76453722
>20 years old
>never had job
>only finished 9 classes
>gonna be homeless

Atleast i got anime

>>76455048
>the only way poop can compete in the PL is to give every potential title challenger transfer bans while spending £300m every summer

whoah...greatest manager of all time...damn.....

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sanchez coming

>>76455100
I don't even want him

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>>76455081
Too deep for you

>Gabriel Jesus got stretchered off the pitch after being elbowed in the head
>It was Otamendi that did it
lel

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>>76455081
>mfw he still fails

>>76455125
I hope we get based Norway with the Pep Photoshops again

>>76452081
>lelster picking around in non-league land

next vardy la 2018 title confirmed

>Yanited makes a bid. Reject it since it ain't a world record sum.
>The city of Snubchester

>>76454896
Just a throwaway thought from me anyway. I will visit one day when money is an actual thing.

>>76455124
Aguero taking out a hit

>>76455147
If the club rejects the bid they haven't been snubbed

that north america world cup bid sounds retarded

>>76455227
>anything coming from north america
>not being retarded

>>76455018
Cabaye has a lot of caps for France mate. He came from PSG.

As soon as the other foreign players are mentioned they'll want their cut anyway.

>>76455227
link?

>>76455281
its a joint mexico-us-leaf bid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_FIFA_World_Cup#Official_bids

>>76454743
>be southampton
>have liverpool, chelsea and city fighting to buy some overrated shitter for around 65m
>opportunity of a lifetime
>shitter wants to leave anyway
>prefer to get 15 minutes of fame and pretend you are insulted by their approach even though literally everyone does that
>end up without selling said shitter, no money and an unhappy as fuck player
fucking idiots

who'll be the first £100m player?

>>76455323
harry kane

>>76455323
Perisic

>>76455323
Mahrez

>>76455297
Oh good an entire continent to host a World Cup. Meanwhile the massive powerhouse nation of South Africa managed to host a world cup all by themselves.

I'll look forward to Nicaragua and Guatemala qualifying in addition to all three of those.

Why can't people just put in normal non-retarded bids?

>>76455323
Gf

>>76455323
Sky Sports

>>76455323
Mbappe obviously

>>76454115
Hardly

Alexandru Maxim any good?

>>76455437
ask the german thread maybe >>76430375

>>76455408
How can Italians tell Romans like Totti apart

>>76455323
It was Pogba

h-hello?

>>76455665
Hi!

>>76455665
ummm hi? what are you doing here?

I've been sitting here for an hour wondering when to go out and get my dinner

premier league moneyball XI

--------------------------de gea
--bellerin--alderweireld--koscielny--azpilicueta
---------------------kante--dembele
--------------------------de bruyne
--------sanchez-----------------------hazard
-----------------------------costa

Sanchez to City for £60m = Good deal?

Reportedly Arse won't sell him for anything below £50m, but that's in relation to Buyern. So you have to apply Same League Tax which I say is about £10m. If he goes for £60m then Van Dick for £60m is fucking insanity.

>>76455787
Why not make dinner yourself?
>>76455722
Hi!
>>76455738
Funposting, lad.

>>76455841
Because I need stuff to make dinner with, and to do that i need to put some trousers on and put some shoes on and convince myself that i dont smell too bad, as well as deciding what I want

>>76455817
Only if they dont think they can get him on a free next season.

>>76455853
>and convince myself that i dont smell too bad,
Can't you just take a shower?

>Chelsea now also accused of making an illegal approach for Virgil van Dijk

>Southampton are now adamant that they will not sell Van Dijk to Liverpool after the illegal approaches to their player, with Chelsea also believed to have staged detailed talks with the defender without the permission.

>Saints are now looking into the contact between Chelsea officials and Van Dijk before considering their next move, with the defender now left in limbo after he made it clear he wants to leave the club despite having five-years left to run on the contract he signed only last summer.

>A complaint to the FA over Chelsea's approaches for Van Dijk is being considered, with Southampton now 'more determined than ever' to block any move for the player.

>>76455787
Kebab to Myself FC for 4 yuros deal done la

>mfw E3 in just under 5 hours
>mfw Scotland vs England in 1 bong 20 bings
>mfw when the match is over E3 will start

Glorious day lads.

>>76455893
Feel sorry for Van Dijk knowing he will never get sold

>>76455893
southampton is starting to sound like those players who complain because they were insulted by rival fans during a game

>>76455883
But then I'd have to get undressed and get in the shower and then dry off and get changed again

>>76455979
this. such a fucking hassle

>falling for the watery jew

not even once

>>76455853
Ah yes, quite the conundrum.

>>76455929
what day is the first console conference?

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>>76455979
>>76456005
Do you also happen to skip meals because cooking and cleaning would be too much effort?

>>76455945
they're just making an attempt to break the chain of being robbed of half their team every summer, because eventually it goes bad

but it's quite possibly too late for that.

international football is patrician

For me,its Pasta alla Normie

>>76456060
its the only way to get good though

>sell your players for 50m
>buy new ones for 30m
>next year sell those for 80m
>buy new ones for 50m
>next year sell those for 120m
>buy replacements for 80m

eventually youll have a team worth 500m

>>76452081

Isn't aurier the one who wasn't allowed in the country because he's a felon?

>>76453531
He got the ball first. If I was a Bayern fan I would be furious

>>76456019
EA today, Xbox tomorrow.

giz us an update on me United transfers, mate

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>>76456019
>EA
UK: 8pm (BST)
Europe: 9pm (CEST)

>Microsoft
UK: 10pm (BST)
Europe: 11pm (CEST)

>Bethesda
UK: 5am (BST, Monday)
Europe: 6am (CEST, Monday)

>PC Gaming Show (For fags)
UK: 6pm (BST)
Europe: 7pm (CEST)

>Ubisoft
UK: 9pm (BST)
Europe: 10pm (CEST)

>Sony
UK: 2am (BST, Tuesday)
Europe: 3am (CEST, Tuesday)

>Nintendo
UK: 5pm (BST)
Europe: 6pm (CEST)

>>76455929
Finally got to the point where I don't care about e3

I'll just play the games when they come out

>>76456125
>only ones i care for are first 2
based

t.normie

im surpised nintendo are even showing up, thought they took their ball and went home

>>76456151
lmao state of you

hi is this where we discuss the transfer

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VIRGIN VAN KIKE AHAHAHAHAHA

>>76456125
anything rumoured to look good? only game Ive enjoyed in last 5 years was that hitman one

>>76456125
I only care about Fifa and a potential 6th Elder Scrolls.

>>76456103

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/arsenal-vs-psg-serge-aurier-banned-uk-refused-entry-conviction-champions-league-a7432031.html

>>76455463
Thanks helpful aussie

>>76456123
Morata (64m) and Lindelof (30-35m) sound like done deals awaiting medicals after the International football is over
Fabinho rumours have died out a bit probs due to the Belotti/Morata deals taking precedence.
Belotti is subject to a 70m bid

>>76456125
has the pc actually had a good game in the last 2 years?

and i mean good not esports shit for 12 year olds

>>76456125
I just want destiny 2 stuff. More Todd would be fun too.

>>76456199
the new GWENT is the best card game ever and free

>>76456125
Sony will probably win again

>>76456151
Nintendo has one of those pre-recorded streams I think

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>>76456159

twitter.com/MorataSkills
good account

>>76456199
Yes? PC has more games than consoles combined. But you'll then qualify this with "Good games" and then we link good games and you go "Good AAA games" and we'll do that and then you'll go "those don't count". Warhammer Total War was the best Total War in terms of everything but it got shat on because "muh fantasy and the setting ends and you can't stop it so it ruins muh immersion" like fucking BITCH we know how the Roman Empire ended.

Then you have entire genres like x4. Endless Legends, Galactic Civ III, Endless Space 2. Etc. Good.

twitter.com/ShantaRonaldo
good account

>>76456305
>hasn't shaved his head yet
what the fucking is he playing at?

I don't want Van Dijk, not for £50m

>>76455111
me neither if i'm really honest
what i fucking want is 2 rb 2 lb and a cb

>>76456269
imagine paying 60 mln for this
fucking lol

>>76456291
no autism spreadsheets please ive had sex before

twitter.com/ShantaStats
good account

>>76456407
>>76456305
what a nonce

>>76456060
but anybody interested will still contact their players

>>76456348
why do you care

its not your money

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>>>76456407
who is asking the questions?

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>>76456305
https://twitter.com/ShantaStats

didn't know he made a stats account for himself

>>76456269
ayyyy he's not worth more than 30m

and manurefags think they are getting the son of suarez and fat ronaldo for 80m lmao

>>76456441
itself

>>76456305
>>76456441
jesus christ

>>76456441
idk but barnet are giving him a trial on monday

hope he gets signed

>>76456199
Yes if you love MMO, if not then no.
But you can circlejerk with fellow 14yo over gaben and how superior you're.

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where did it go so wrong?

>>76456291
legit autism personified

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HA

>>76456407
>>76456414
>>76456441
>>76456444
>>76456475
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBQm4VhjvAd/
Based Shanta

>>76456510
>teamshit
ay

>>76456510
about 2012

>>76456510
lol not watching this bollocks

>>76456510
>Smalling
Fucking why?
>Livermore

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>>76454743
AHUAHUASHUAHUAHUAH

Reminder to
> drink 2 litres of water a day
> eat your vegetables
> do exercise/ lift weights
Staying healthy means you can shitpost into oldage.

>>76456539
>not wanting to laugh in all caps at cuckland for 2 hours

cmon son

>>76456553
but i wanna die now :/

>>76456510
>Livermore
The fact that we have hardly anyone better outside of maybe Hendo, Drinkwater and Dier in CDM role just shows how shit the England team is

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>>76456170
lad, we are gonna wait 6 more years for the next tes

>>76456060
At the same time they are fucking themselves over with this Van Dijk saga.

>players come to Southampton knowing it's a great stepping stone to big clubs.
>get loads of TV money, suddenly they want to keep their players.
>promising players don't want to stay in the S'oton limbo, so they won't sign for them anymore.

>>76456510
the golden generation retired and the meme generation replaced them

>>76456125
>No Death Stranding or Hitman season 2
All interest lost

>>76456269
Fucking fantastic

>>76456269
I hope someone has posted this in redcafe's morata transfer thread

>>76456539
>lol not watching this bollocks
I am

The tory huns deserve to get smashed

>>76456510
>Rashford getting into the team on fucking reputation

>>76456710
Least it isnt fucking Lingard or Sterling playing

>>76456727
sterling is actually decent though

>>76456737
lol

>Patrik Schick to #Juventus! Agreement reached for €25M (release clause) after meeting with Sampdoria today.
why do young players go to stacked teams like Juve

lads

LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KVyY0Su4JY

>>76456510
Is jake livermore even a premiership player?