SUPER RUGBY ROUND 16
Hurricanes 14-17 Chiefs
BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY
Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians kek
Lions 16-22 Blues KEK
>Sat 10 June
19:35 Lions v Poosaders, Christchurch
>Tues 13 June
19:35 Lions v Highlanders, Dunedin
>Sat 17 June
19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua
>Tues 20 June
19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton
>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
INTERNATIONALS THIS WEEKEND:
>Saturday 10th
Australia 37-14 Fiji
Japan 33-21 Romania
>Sunday 11th
Italy v Scotland, Singapore
South Africa v France, Pretoria
Brazil v Portugal, Sao Paulo
Argentina v England, San Juan
Canada v Georgia, Calgary
USA v Ireland, Harrison
SCOTLAND
>>76451830
>loins
>losing
kek I thought this was the best you had on offer
Blues > poosaders
>unbeaten until the lions roll through
Barbars > Crusaders
What part of the British Isles are you from lads?
Yorkshire here
>>76451852
>The game is already over.
Warren can we stop this Welsh 6 and 7 meme now please
O'Brien and O'Mahony out there dominating.
>>76451855
Invasion of Malvinas here
>>76451855
Dublin
>>76451830
BANTZ
>>76451855
the shit part
I think the froggo ref is a bit stricter than the usual SR refs 'saders are used to
Do the Brits have the fattest and smelliest Props out of all regions?
I hope the other friendlies provide a bit of a tougher match for us. This is just like a training game for the lions
>>76451871
yes
>>76451830
has te'o played well so far boiz
>>76451863
Based on what?
SOB has been alright but POM is just out there to fight
>>76451875
Yeah been the best centre for the lions so far
>>76451876
If Warburton doesn't recover SOB/Tips would be a great partnership tbf
>>76451871
don't forget ugliest
>>76451876
Sonny Bill Williams plays for the blues cobber
>>76451875
yeah he's been good
>>76451876
>the English county of Waleshire
>missing from right out in front
Ahahahaha play to the ref faggots
>>76451884
STOP THIS
>Kiwis crying muh refball
>Lions literally not rewarded points
What do people think about a combined SH XV touring England/Scotland/Wales/Ireland once every 4 years? Or maybe a 3 match series against each one.
>that replay of the kick
>>76451889
>losing to loins
heh, nice try kiddo
>there's a blind guy living in kaiapoi who saw that go over
Dagg exposed 2bh
Should have had MemeKensie over this shit player
>>76451891
>kiwis
No, the lone Cantabrian.
Is the way these kiwi commentators pronounce te'o the right way? They say it more like tay oh, rather than tea oh
>>76451894
That would just be the NZ team. We do that anyway.
>>76451900
there's more than one of us lad
>>76451901
probs writing a poem desu
>>76451901
>when you get a white girl but the white boi doesn't prep you
>tfw no EH/WH dicotomy in rugby
The Crusaders are so shit, how are they the Super Rugby leaders?
Are they Read babbys?
Is Dagg injured or something? He looks sluggish as fuck out there.
>>76451907
1.3 billion mate.
Tbh I want this to be a draw.
Means the Crusaders did worse than the Blues while still be embarrassing for the Lions.
Lads what is Dunedin like? I'm not sure why, but I have this idea in my head that it's full of teenager kids acting up being basic miscreants, no actual idea why I have that vision though
Lions should be up by a cricket score against this shithouse team. Ball is just not going to hand but that will come with time.
>>76451920
look up otago scarfies my man
>dagg
>>76451915
Got back from injury 2 weeks ago. Missed most of the season.
>>76451920
you're pretty much spot on
>>76451920
They burn sofas to stay warm
>>76451905
They are saying it more like teh oh and to me sounds correct.
Haven't even seen George North yet
>everyone on here all week has been saying how Dagg is NZ best player
>Lions tearing him apart
Really makes you think
>>76451914
Ref babies
>>76451933
sounds like manchester lad
>>76451930
This can explain the good Cruzados performance in current season
>>76451938
Literally who said he was the best? He is old and over the hill 2bh
On retirement watch
>>76451942
>cruzados
based brazil anon dropping truth bombs
>>76451830
>being BTFO by memekenzie
fuck off
Alright, how much money did you cunts lose tonight?
>>76451942
Just like that but actually catch and score
Blues would've scored there.
>>76451938
Everyone has been debating Memekenzie vs Jordie, what are you going on about?
What a useless cunt.
>>76451950
>wasn't memekenzie
I'm a retard who doesn't watch SH rugby lel
>>76451958
LOOOOOL
How many NZ players are in the crusaders today?
>Shitsreal Dagg
>>76451941
Dunedin Sound is similar to Stone Roses
>>76451830
Sweet Caroline is a banger, congrats DJ
>>76451964
The front row that just got embarassed in front of their family and friends, and one or two others
>>76451964
None, they're all islanders.
Why don't New Zealanders know how to scrum?
Palestine Dagg would be better
>Stadium DJ
>not playing maori songs
Jesus fucking Christ, is this Frenchman afraid of scrums or something.
Fuck off NH refs
>>76451964
How many crusaders players have been dropped from NZ today?
Fixed.
Angus Gardner was objectively better than this ref
remov scrums desu
Are Crusaders, dare I say, shaken?
>>76451987
yup
>>76451982
>muh refs
>>76451982
There are protocols to follow in scrums. It isn't used to be a deliberate omission like in typical SR refereeing
>>76451979
>Crusaders demolish Lions in scrum
>ref gives Lions penalty
why bother anymore
>>76451952
Only 10 dollars
>>76451987
yup
Teams that are done:
Poosaders
Teams in glorious ascension:
Blues, Lions, Barbarians
>>76451830
>absolute STATE of SH rugby
Crusaders are shaken
Dagg easy screaming at the ref then
Lol what the fuck was that
could it be?
This ref is awful.
>>76452005
disapointing desu lads
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF SH DEFENCE
>refball
This ref has been on crusaders side all night
A clear knock on
How did the ref or assistants not pick up on that
>>76451994
>drive early and sideways
>concede penalty
whodathunkit?
no try
>>76452016
>penalising literally every scrum for the lions
sure lad
God what an awful game from two utterly shit teams.
FUCK SAKE STANDER
>slow ass sexton costing us a try
>stander
hahahahahaha
>standshitter
Fucking hell
Why are the lions not wearing an alternative strip? The Crusaders are tilted by not seeing their usual jerseys on their mates
>shit zealand crowd calling for offside
O I am laffin
>>76452043
Cantabs scream whenever a decision doesn't go their way
Literally the worst kiwis
Both these teams are fucking shit to honest.
>>76452033
>Crusaders
>best team in SH
>shit
yeah sounds about right lad
>>76452043
>having to field your all blacks team against a super rugby team
>lions Props drive up and stand
>No penalty
I thought you said this ref was good at calling these scrum infringements
Dropped Balls: The Game
>lions scrum falls apart
>not a penalty
Hmmmmm
Is this considered a good game in rugby union? dreadful stuff.
>>76452042
>>76451830
Stander is unironically the most overrated player in World Rugby
>Crusaders fall over ball repeatedly
>not a penalty
Hmmmmm
>>76452075
Because he dropped one pass? Get a grip
North Heemd again
>>76452071
Not too different than Premiership matches
>>76452071
>refd by the french
theres your problem
>>76452071
Terrible game last night's was way way better
All these games have been boring with the exception of the baabaas game.
>murrays kicking
So this is the power of Northern Hemisphere rugby, you can lie on the ball for however long you feel and not be penalised.
>>76452083
Literally a magnet to being heemed
>>76452082
generally desu, he falls apart against teams that can tackle because he's just 'hurrr, smash and bash'
so easy to defend against and sarries utterly showed him up when they played Munster
>throw the ball forward to your team-mate
>not a penalty
Hmmmmm
>>76452042
I remember this being the excuse after the 2007 quarter final
>>76452071
No it's not a good game. It's been a fucking terrible game to watch. Basically 65 minutes of errors and penalties.
>>76452095
If it doesn't work then why are we winning
>>76452095
didn't you lose to Italy?
Alright poosaders, you've given us a laugh. Stop fucking around.
>>76452095
Their fat unfit forwards need every second to recover from a 5m walk to the ruck
>crowd actually louder for the lions than the Crusaders
Lads I am literally seething as a Saders fan. This might be the first time this yaer that my missus gets a black eye
>>76452128
Poosaders fans confirmed for zero /heart/
jesus christ
>>76452133
no shame in losing to the superior team desu
>>76452133
shed deserve it desu
Who is Crusaders 17? Trying to start shit with POM lmao
>>76452128
>country's national sport
>150 lions fans out cheering the country's biggest team
>>76452133
i might get a missus for the sole purpose of giving her a black eye
>it's a Rob Howley attacking masterclass
>this is the best super rugby has to offer
Would sarries beat this lot?
>m-muh super rugby table!
kek you've just blown a once in 12 years chance to get a win over the Lions
Blues #1
Woah..
So this is what losing feels like
>the best super rugby has to offer™
>>76452141
Where did you get 150 from lad?
Christchurch has masses of expats especially Irish ones
>>76452145
By 50
>>76452145
unironically yes
>>76451830
why are the points floats instead of ints
>>76452156
>head high tackle in the first half
>penalty for the lions
DOYD
O
Y
D
DON'T STOP
BELIEVING
>no more jetlag
>lions CRUSH the best team in NZ
>>76452178
>french ref
no wonder
>>76451830
>Dagg literally playing route 1 rugby
>as a 15
>best 15 in the world
literally what is SH rugby
>>76452145
Even Ulster would. Any sort of cohesion from the lions seems to cut them up. Not very impressed with what I'm seeing from them.
Lions defense is just unstoppable I can't see NZ scoring more than a single try in each test
>>76452186
yeah let's not get ahead of ourselves lad
>Lions start with nearly their best possible XV
>Only winning by this much
Not bad
>>76452186
Scarlets would unironically shred them
>>76452111
Didn't you go out in the group stages of your own hosted Rugby World Cup tournament?
Wasn't it also true that it was also one of the strongest English teams in years gone by?
Lastly, wasn't it also true that you NEEDED a Southern Hemisphere coach to actually scrub the scent of "Laughing Stock of World Rugby" off you?
Embarrassing desu
>>76452109
Chew some gum and get shot, you retard
this is the slowest fucking game
work on ya stamina ya limeys
It makes me feel queasy to see Liam Williams and Sexton be friendly
It's gonna be hilarious when the Chiefs and Hurricanes beat them too.
>>76452195
based saffa
execute this fucking frog
What an embarassement
>>76452195
>racist being baited THIS much by simple comment
kek, swear you lost to the chinks too
where are you in the rankings anyway?
Execute all French referees
ongo bongo
*slaps front row in the back as they pack down*
>>76452195
>losing to gooks
>actually living in africa
>$37 dingo dollars if Lions win
COME ON LADS
>>76452230
very nice senpai
Lifelong Blues fan here. Can't imagine losing to this Lions "team" 2bh. Kys Crusaders.
is all the ball made of vaseline?everyone forgot how to catch?
>lions B team
>NZ best team by far
Lions B dominate every aspect of the game
>>76452239
>Winning against the Lions B squad
Don't get ahead of yourself lad
fucking hell this game has had so many knockons
>>76451830
Howley literally HOWLING at SH rugby
woops
POOSADER
>poosaders
>in charge of winning
Furlong, O'Brien, O'Mahony, Murray, Sexton
All been top class today
>>76451855
Gibraltar reporting in
Rugby itself lost today lads.
What a shit match.
>yfw Crusaders don't win another game this year
>>76452257
This really. Losing in a decent game is fine, this was a farce 2bh.
Reminder lads
Scotland vs Italy in an hour and 40 mins
>>76452238
Thanks to you as well, actually. I bet $10 i got for free of Sportsbet on a hung parliament in your election. Got $17 back. Bout to turn it into $37
Probably blow it on a dog race or a few beers
>>76452251
Not as many knockons as the Cru's fans' wives are going to receive later.
>>76452195
Aya, this is another Nanking
>>76452245
>lions b team
keep lying to yourself
>>76452212
>forcing the Crusaders to play NH rugby so that they cannot hope to win
I'm sorry I ever doubted you Gatman
I am absolutely seething. The only good thing I can take away from this is that the Saders will at least know what losing is like and will be hungrier for wins when SR starts again. What a shitshow
>>76452210
In all fixtures since 2010 between the Boks and the English, South Africa have won 5, England have won 1.
How shit do you have to be to not be able to beat a team that is literally forced to have x amount of players of colour in their starting XV?
Still going to be 3-0
Going to bed again. I want to see Brazil x Portugal.
I blame the haka 2bh
>>76452269
>luxembourg
Stinking game.
>Crusaders beat literally every team from NZ, Aus and SA
>Play a shitty British team who has already lost to the Blues
thisisgunabefun.jpg
>French referee
Holy fucking shit I remember why I stopped watching this game. Were the Lions ever onside?
>seething pom casuals too dumb to realise 90% of nz posters wanted poosaders to lose
POOS ATERS BTFO
>>76452274
>trying to live in the past
you sound like us lad
also
>italy
>Chinks
kys
>>76452276
Aye, to the Loyons.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
awful.
>>76452257
>>76452264
SEETHING
>>76452276
Considering the Lions are away you really should write 0-3 mate ;))))))
>>76452281
>british education
guess how many foreigners are here
>>76452283
rarely.
my fav was a ruck dead on halfway and some of the lions players were 5m ahead of the fucking thing
>first time since 2015 crusaders have failed to score a try
BASED LIONS
>>76452280
Same senpai
It's fucking retarded; we need to stop doing it each time something vaguely important is being staged
It's getting embarrassing
>>76452276
Yes, that will be the scoreline of each of the games
Wow... So this is the true power of NZ...
So THIS is the power of Southern Hemisphere rugby.....
Woah
>>76452302
Completely neutral in the result.
You think that was good rugby?
I pity you.
At least we know that the test matches won't just be typical ABs buttraping. >We'll still win the series, but it will be fun
>>76452320
>>76452317
>>76452314
refballd
>>76452320
Fucking lmao stop crying mate
>>76452317
Just say southern rugby and I'll give you a kek
Crusaders would get eaten alive in the champions cup
>>the 3x table
meh
>>76452331
seething
Blues > Crusaders
>>76452294
How am I living in the past?
I am referencing the last time SA played England.
A bit high on the spectrum, aren't you lad?
>>76452320
>beaten by superior team
take your loss with grace lad
Saracens would fucking annihilate this lot. Pathetic.
>>76452329
So this is the true power of Luxembourg banter... Wow
>>76452339
Blues > Lions > Crusaders
>>76452329
the moment that first scrum went down I knew it was gonna be shit
curious what an aussie or even saffa ref wouldve been like
calling early entry on scrums when you called set, the ball is in, and the other team is slow to start is fucking stupid
>get a bonus point win in all your league games
>score 3 against lions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nice "Super" rugby you have down there lads
>>76452342
let me break it down for you
currently, how shit are SA?
Very shit
did you lose to Italy and the chinks?
yes kek
>>76452360
Blues.
>>76452365
These are the facts
>>76452352
>be english
>shit at football
>shit at cricket
>shit at rugby
>>76451830
I declare this thread a loins nations only thread
all SH cunts need to leave out the back door
>>76452375
>be luxembourg
>be ????
>>76452320
It was winning rugby
Christchurch "Waah muh earthquakes waah i hate aucklander's" getting cucked by a second-rate team of wash-ups and burgeoning alcoholics is cheering me so much lads
>>76452375
based Dutchie
hogg - lol
north - literally did nothing
davies - didn't see enough before he went off
te'o - very good again
williams - very solid and tenacious
farrell - based, lions 10 right there
murray - solid, great kicking performance
faletau - solid and reliable
SOB - decent
POM - bit quiet, good lineout steal though
kruis - decent
AWJ - decent
furlong - decent
george - okay
vunipola - decent
>>76452111
>Lost to Japan and Italy
>Can still make a World Cup semi
>>76452375
>be luxembourg
>????????
>>76452368
>3 (three) points scored
What a joke
>>76452377
>be good at BTFOing (You) in literally every thread
>>76452390
>living in the past this hard
5 places between the two teams lol, SA are fucking trash
So the Blues were the best team in Super Rugby all along?
Poosaders were fakers and Blues just let other teams win so that they can show their true power to beat internatiional sides.
>>76452385
it was a much stronger side mate
>not knowing the lux poster is a kiwi
that level of seethe is only possible with them
>>76452375
I think the only thing they are good at is being a Muslim country
shitsaders backline was absolutely shook, Mounga couldn't adjust and dagg provided zero leadership despite being a veteran.
>>76452397
kek didn't the Crusaders lose to the loins?
A random group of lads they pulled out of a pub did better than the Crusaders
You would never have thought it though would you. Based barbars should get a super team.
>>76452405
heaps of freshos here for the tour
Pretty funny how Whitlock talks about "us looking forward and looking at tape" even though he's playing as a Crusader and they're not playing again haha
>>76452397
>be kiwi
>lose to superior physical NH rugby
>cry in literally every thread
>>76452395
My team is the Blues.
We scored 22 (twenty two) points to win.
>tour Poo Zeeland
>do nothing but play ''''''''''Super'''''''''' rugby teams, no tries, no infrastructure, play and train amongst rubble, rains everywhere, freezing cold, have to watch half naked spooks do dances every 5 minutes, seething local poomunity pushing their buffoonery on anyone who'll listen
Miss Australia, much better tour.
>>76452417
>Poosaders lose their franchise
>Rotating weekly pub teams and weekend warriors get a SR franchise
Fund it.
>>76452422
But my team won :^)
>>76452414
>Holland 5 Luxembourg 0
>>76452397
I think you are confused.
When is de boks vs france lads?
Agree Geech, Watson looks better at fullback than Hogg
>>76452376
>wins by only penalties
>the traditional British tactic of attacking from a distance
Where were all you seething pom casuals on Wednesday kek
>>76452447
4 and a bit hours
>Saders pretend to play like shit in an inconsequential match
>They lull the Lions players into a false sense of security for the upcoming test series
>They lull the other SR teams into a false sense of security for the final matches
LITERAL 27D monopoly lads.
>>76452457
>losing to the loins at all
when will you stop crying lad
>>76452447
In five hours lad, go take a nap and I will wake you up when it starts
super duper teams kek
>>76452459
jetlagged
>>76452447
Who's the ref. Need to decide if I can stand to watch it.
>>76452387
North made some great defensive plays. Smashed cunts all day long.
>>76452465
Because the Crusaders are not my team.
Think they lions have a chance in the first test lads?
What about the Maoris winning?
Could turn the free money sportsbet gave into quite a bit of dole with some smart bets
Are the poosaders the worst team in SR history?
>best 'super' rugby team
>lose to a ragtag bunch of jetlagged players on a lads holiday
>can't even score a try against a ragtag bunch of jetlagged players on a lads holiday
>>76452489
pretty shitty representation of your country as a whole rugby wise
kek
>poosaders fans on suicide watch
>seething brit casuals on angry winners watch
Not very comfy 2bh lads.
>>76452461
>>76452466
thanks lad wouldn't want to sleep in
>>76452415
this
mounga kicked at the wrong times, with the wrong distance, way too often, and dagg is obviously still getting back into the groove, though if he;ll get there we dont know.
the forwards did an amazing job tackling but the backs werent being tricky enough to break the line
>>76451830
would Gatland have killed himself if we lost?
>>76452509
Agree. I also like how they looped back to the jetlag thing after mid week agreeing it isn't an excuse
>>76452320
Tbf both sides were pish at holding onto the fucking ball, v frustrating.
Who the fuck is that saders winger who cant catch a high ball to save his life?
>>76452497
literally the most refballed to wins team ever.
looks like they're exposed when they cant pay a frenchman off.
15. Tiernan O'Halloran (Buccaneers/Connacht) 3
14. Keith Earls (Young Munster/Munster) 59
13. Garry Ringrose (UCD/Leinster) 8
12. Luke Marshall (Ballymena/Ulster) 9
11. Jacob Stockdale (Ballynahinch/Ulster) *
10. Joey Carbery (Clontarf/Leinster) 3
9. Kieran Marmion (Corinthians/Connacht) 13
1. Cian Healy (Clontarf/Leinster) 67
2. Niall Scannell (Dolphin/Munster) 4
3. John Ryan (Cork Constitution/Munster) 6
4. Quinn Roux (Galwegians/Connacht) 1
5. Devin Toner (Lansdowne/Leinster) 47
6. Rhys Ruddock (St. Mary's College/Leinster) (capt) 13
7. Josh van der Flier (UCD/Leinster) 7
8. Jack Conan (Old Belvedere/Leinster) 1
Replacements:
16. Dave Heffernan (Buccaneers/Connacht) *
17. Dave Kilcoyne (UL Bohemians/Munster) 17
18. Andrew Porter (UCD/Leinster) *
19. James Ryan (UCD/Leinster) *
20. Dan Leavy (UCD/Leinster) 2
21. Luke McGrath (UCD/Leinster) 2
22. Rory Scannell (Dolphin/Munster) *
23. Simon Zebo (Cork Constitution/Munster) 33
>>76452509
let us have our winners watch lad, it feels weird having it on this lions tour
>>76452517
He would have 'looked at the positives' which wouldn't be very much if they didn't get a result.
>>76451830
>Gatland saying this is almost like a 4th test
almost like he's trying to bait the NZ boiz in this thread lol
>mfw the base Saders get back to winning ways when SR begins and other kiwis desperately cry "but m-muh loins match"
kek, absolutely poothetic
>>76452490
>Think they lions have a chance in the first test lads?
Nah. Still far too toothless in attack to put enough past them
>What about the Maoris winning?
Worth a cheeky bet maybe. But I can't see that happening either. Lions should win
Were there any HEEMs today?
>>76452534
>trying to damage control this hard
>>76452558
davies
hogg got bloodied up bad too
>>76451830
predictions for the first test score after this match lads?
Feels good knowing the tour is in the bag now the jetlag has worn off.
>>76452558
One Lions player got absolutely SMOkED in the face by his own player. Dont know who it was. Pretty fun though.
>>76452515
Game would have been a lot different if they were capable of being able to officiate scrums.
Crusaders had a few opportunities to take scrums in Position A, but didn't take the scrum option because they knew they would get falsely blown by the French idiot
>>76452591
17-9 ABs win
>>76451830
Just seen boomfa man for the first time
looks like a bit of a chad
>>76452581
>>76452595
Fuck my life. Of all games to miss. It better be in the highlights.
>>76452566
He learned from you lot.
>>76451011
Cumguzzlers can get fucked. The best part about this match was that no one outside of the Muh Sir RIchie Caliphate actually wanted them to win.
Good job Lions.
based marshie
B O O M F A
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>>76452617
>still crying this hard
>>76452440
>reading comprhension 1 england 0
>>76452616
Don't get me wrong, totally shit game.
>>76452632
literally what
>>76452610
Marshy is all class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uoO_cLOHYc
>>76452537
What channel is it on does anyone know off the top of their head?
>>76452653
eirsport2
>>76452537
what's this for?
also surprised Healy got left out, was a bit pissed at Zebo being left behind but with Hogg and Halfpenny in front of him i could see why
Hey fresh Brits for the record this was one of our provincial teams, the actual number of supporters in this thread this one has is actually lower than the other teams.
So you can actually believe the >Fuck the Crusaders posters. You will also notice that there are a number of unironic seething posts, those are the actual supporters.
Now stop cancer posting and talk about rugby you fucks
>>76452632
B T F O
He can't keep getting away with it lads
>>76452660
Game against USA tomorrow.
So now we've beaten the best NZ has to offer, will we get even remotely tested until the first NZ game?
>>76452648
see again
>>76452305
>>76452674
sound
still got a tenner on crusaders winning the grand final
>>76452664
>resorting to literally what insults now
kek
>>76452658
Shite, not on mobdro then?
Fucking hell, those clobbers
>>76452537
daily reminder ringrose was robbed of a lions jersey tbqh
Whiteys shouldn't haka lads.
Bad booja.
>>76452683
is it like, normal in Luxembourg to have autism or something?
W W W W W W W W W W W W L
kek
>>76452647
Oh yea, the scoreline makes it sound like typical YURO RUGBY bore. HEEMs are the icing this tour needs right now.
2013 was great for that. And slippy beale.
>>76452703
Robbed by who though?
Davies, Daly or Payne?
>>76452716
North got hammered too but i didn't see it. There was some good scuffles too.
>>76452709
Nope but its normal not to be luxembourgish you retard
>>76452741
Should see if I can put a bet on for him to get KO'd and/or concussed before the tour is over.
>>76452747
>using those literally what insults again
>>76452723
davies
>shit zealanders crying about it being a bad game
Get good then faggots
>>76452700
jeepers
>>76452678
NZ Maori will be your real test, Quite a few players in that team should arguably be in the Abs squad.
>>76452761
>and the one literally who luxembourg
>win a game
>get angry
Love this meme 2bh.
>>76452771
like who lad?
>>76452761
Was this good rugby for you?
I really pity you if it was.
>>76452771
>>76452784
not even angry we just never expected to win anything with this rag tag team of drunks
>>76452791
>same guy still damage controlling since the end of the game
kek
>the nz media where unironically calling this man the 2nd coming of DC
But there's obviously no Canterbury bias in our sports media.
Nope, none.
The Cums got exposed for not having a decent halfback and a world-class first five basically. Mounga can't distribute well, it's been an issue for a while, and with the defence of the Lions he just crumpled and kicked the ball away constantly.
Pretty fucking sad game overall though. Crusaders basically didn't have a backline. Tumanipooinloo did nothing. Havili did nothing. Bridge did nothing. Lions did absolutely nothing on offence outside of Te'o.
I'd say I regret watching it but watching the Cums lose is always a good night.
>>76452771
Daron Shoemaker
>>76452786
Chris Eves, Kane Hames, Mike Kainga, Ben May, Marcel Renata, Ash Dixon (c), Hika Elliot, Tom Franklin, Leighton Price, Joe Wheeler, Elliot Dixon, Akira Ioane, Liam Meesam, Reed Prinsep, Kara Pryor, Bryn Hall, Otere Black, Ihaia West, Tim Bateman, Charlie Ngatai, Matt Proctor, Rieko Ioane, Tawera Kerr-Barlow, Declan O'Donnell, Nehe Milner-Skudder, Damian McKenzie, James Lowe, Te Toiroa Tahuriorangi.
That's the squad.
>>76452819
My first (you) this thread. I just got back to my room after a couple of beers with my flatmates.
So care to answer the question.
Did you think the actual rugby played was good?
If those teams were Aussie and SA and you just watched that game would you be posting a out how good the rugby that was played was?
blues year guy here lads
AMA
>>76452849
Do poosaders fans still care about this semen slurping sport?
>>76452819
He's not wrong.
>>76452841
no the quality of rugby from both teams was pretty trash desu you're right there
>>76452786
9. TKB
10. Ihaia West/ Otere Black
11. James Lowe
12. Charlie Ngatai
13. Akira Ioane
14. Nehe Milner-Skudder
15. Damian McKenzie
Goodnight.
>>76452856
Poo gay durrs 'fans' aren't even conscious
>>76451830
https://streamable.com/01x98
>>76452823
Who cares about a second coming of DC when you have Beaudan, the man's a freak.
My dad literally fell asleep at four separate points in that game.
>>76452871
akira at 13?
wew lad
>>76452871
Jesus that's pure attack
>>76452888
based Dad not a casual
>>76452884
if he could kick it would be literally GOAT
>>76452871
This James Lowe bloke...
Some say he's decent?
>>76452892
He's played 13 for the Blues you casual.
>>76452906
He's very good. Surprised he didn't get picked but his SR season isnt going as well as last season.
Who else /asp/ here?
https://soundcloud.com/all-blacks-podcast150183620/episode-12-john-bradshaw-layfield
>>76452908
you don't mean rieko do you?
>>76452924
Ah yeah sorry.
I'm casual you're awesome.
>fucking gook names
>>76452928
thanks lad
>>76452771
Aren't the Maori's a bit of a joke? We beat them pretty easily last November with our second string, before we beat the All Blacks haha
>>76452943
Nvm, it was still we, but that was Munster w/o IRFU players, not even Ireland aha
what's the next game today?
>>76452943
That was a touring MAB side, they normally lack access to the better players.
Test starting pack pretty much confirmed if Warburton remains unfit
1. McGrath
2. Owens
3. Furlong
4. AWJ (c)
5. Kruis
6. SOB
7. Tipuric
8. Faletau
>>76452980
Italy vs. Scotland.
>tfw you have to watch poosaders embarrass the nation
>>76452980
Scotland v Italy in 90 bings
>they literally had to being in some random Maori to lead their haka because they are all white
>>76453026
>>76453030
Righto, watch a movie then lol
>tfw I won both my bets on the Australia-Fiji and Japan-Romania games and Scotland is going to get me 3/3
>>76453065
You can finally paint the caravan.
>>76453082
I'll paint it white, like I did to yore ma's pussy
>>76453140
Mum died in 2016.
>>76453082
What time is ufc auckland lads and is anyone going?
wee shake there boys
Bit of a tremor lads
Leave Christchurch alone ffs
Quake gods aren't happy with the lions
>>76453182
Its 2pm here, which is in....15hr20min
>>76453181
Well what was her pussy the last time you saw it?
>losing a rugby game triggers earthquakes
>Losing a rugby game triggers kiwis
This just in:
>tiny earthquake more exciting than the Lions game
>winning a rugby game confuses Australians
Hopefully Christchurch gets swallowed up while I sleep tonight.
nearly 4000 followers on tumblr lads and all I do is reblog porn
>>76453255
making any money or just helping the world become a stickier place?
>>76453189
are you dead boiz?
>>76453205
sheeeit guess im morning drinking tommorow
>>76453254
I'm looking forward to the lions v ab games. I would be pretty upset 2bh
>>76453298
No problem, no tests in chch.
>>76453025
>Tipuric
Should be O'Mahony
Even if Warbs is fit, O'Brien is better
>>76453262
Apparently they're introducing some monetisation thing soon. I'd happily make money for practically doing fuck all.
>>76453029
Is Read going to be back for the tests?
how many ab players will highlanders be using?
>>76453329
0. Same as the Canes and Chiefs.
>>76453329
None
>>76453317
The lions team is in chch though. If chch was swallowed so are they.
>>76451830
Just got back from the game lads. Was this the worst Crusader performance ever?
>>76453025
As much as I'd love to see that, Warburton will be fit and captain.
>>76453324
Probably
>>76453329
Who knows. Key ABs may be rested but it hasnt hsppened so far except for Retallick. You'd expect the Smiths, Squire, Naholo, and Fekitoa to start. Sopoaga won't start.
>>76453339
I'm sure they've left already.
>>76453401
>fekitoa
buddy, man got left behind
>>76453413
Seriously doubt that
>>76453443
Is he not in the ABs squad?
>>76453461
n o p e
not even as injury cover, guys up north feel he's been too erratic
>>76453447
Nah they wouldnt wanta stick around in a shithole like Crushedchurch XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDD xDdddddddddddddddddddD xdddddd XDDDDDDDDDD xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Xdddddd xD xDdd xDDDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDDDDd
>crusaders fans
>2 tries in 3 games
More high class attack coaching from Rob Howley
>>76453255
Futa?
>Scotland to win by more than 14.5 and total match points under 52.5 points - 11/4
Is this a good bet, lads?
>>76453610
Italy have no Parisse, Favaro, Canna, Biagi
Scotland missing a few too
you decide
>>76453490
Well, he is shit.
But SBW?
Ridiculous.
>>76453627
I expect Italy to score fuck all and I can't see Scotland scoring more than 40 by themselves, the last time they played that bet would have won so I'm going for it
Scotland to win by less than 12 points, good bet lads?
>>76453655
I've been hating on $bw all season but he man handled the lions on Tuesday.
definitely deserves to play off the bench
>2013 tour
>nobody cares about this semen slurping sport anyway
>good banter
>memes
>2017 tour
>POORIOUS SEETHING YUROS AND KIWIS
Is this the worst tour of all time?
>>76453839
>only plays well when the viewers are over fourmil
typical
>>76453898
Its the provincial teams.
"We" care and support them more than the AB'S
Its for more embarrassing for the lions to lose to a non national side so "you" lot care more
Then there is the people that like good rugger and haven't really gotten any
>>76453941
I mean, the game last night was good.
>>76453954
That wasn't a lions game though
>>76453941
>not replying with it's up there
This is why it's the worst tour ever
:(
>>76453898
It's down there lad.
I still don't understand why Scotland are playing Italy in front of 10k confused Singaporeans
>>76451905
>>76451935
Teh 'O'
>>76454071
I don't know either. Do they seem to think we're rich and can afford to throw away cash whenever? Not that I'm denying it.
Might go tomorrow if work doesn't swamp me like it's been doing all week.
>>76454215
Singapore probably made the offer
>>76454071
Fair amount of expats and rugby clubs there. It's basically Hong Kong lite in that regard.
>>76453898
The quality of rugby has been pretty shit so far though Tbh.
>>76454215
What's it like living in singapore pham?
>>76453025
With Itoje, Mako, Sinckler off bench to give the ABs the BBC at 60mins. Noice.
This Sco v Ita game is fucking grim. Looks like two Sunday league pub sides.
Wish SAs historic pumping by France and further decline into insanity was up sooner.
Similarly can't wait for excited naive Yanks to get skullfucked by the Irish. No excuse not to pick McCloskey though - tragic missed opportunity.
>>76454457
>No excuse not to pick McCloskey though - tragic missed opportunity
agree Tbh
Lions v Scotland
Who do you guys think would win? Say it was a warm up game a bit like the Argentina one in 2005.
>>76454537
how much prep time (for the game, not itoje)
>>76454610
1 week, like the Baabaas game in 2013.
much better from Scotland
>>76454654
lions by 20
>>76454537
Scotland are ABs tier desu, so us by 30+
>>76454696
Fair assessment. Would be a game I'd wanna see.
The Scottish boys would definitely be up for it.
>>76454671
Is Gatland ready to make the call that saves the Lions lads?
Blues > cumgayders
>>76454729
But that's not Joe Launchbury
>>76454731
Blues were decent at one point though weren't they?
When I was kid they were the best team in SR when Rokocoko burst onto the scene, if i remember correctly.
>>76454731
Superb post.
>>76454745
>Another lock
Right now the Lions are lacking for decent fly-halfs. Farrell had a decent shift for both his games, Biggar wasn't bad and Sexton has just shat the bed every time he's been on the pitch. Russell, when on the front foot, is very dangerous. We've seen that the Lions pack has the upper hand on their NZ counter parts, Gatland needs to make the call.... NOW.
>>76454770
They basically died after Carlos Spencer stopped playing.
>>76454770
The Blues (super rugby) and Auckland, have and will alway be, the greatest rugby team ever to have come out of New Zealand.
Plenty of people will throw shade on the greatest province of all time, but stats don't lie.
>>76454809
Would rather he stayed with us rather than living through drubbing after drubbing desu.
>>76454770
they had a lot of good players yeah, rokocoko, spencer, howlett, mealamu too im p sure, I wanna say thorne too.
was a good 5 year period for em, but then the chiefs and hurricanes started syphoning players away, and the crusaders basically just failed to convert despite having one of the best packs in the SH for 6 years straight
>>76454837
Both cumgayders and queefs took players away from Auckland during this period.
>>76454833
That's a fair argument to be honest. The attacking intent from the Lions has been gopping. Hard to believe Townsend was only seen fit to carry Rob 'pee poo poo' Howley's bags.
Italy on suicide watch
>THE FLOOD GATES HAVE OPENED
The Criminal Element shaking in their boots lads.
3 trys in 3 mins for Scotland
really makes you think
Was anybody else really offended by the rude language in the background?
>>76454950
I'm offended by Shitaly rugby tbqh lad.
Jesus Christ that try was sexy
>>76454964
>Reminder that Italy U20's beat Ireland U20's
Italy looking more and more like a tier 2 nation
>>76454972
I'm Scottish
>Ford scores
FUCKING STATE OF THEM LADS
>>76454979
6 Nations relegation play-off with Georgia when?
Russell could have been on the plane to NZ lads
Fucking hell, that was pretty sexy from Scotland
>>76455023
Punished Hogg WHEN?!?!?
>>76455023
Why does Hogg have the hands of a 60 year old?
>>76455006
>I want players who react well to pressure
>Chooses Sexton
Gatland doesn't have a fucking clue. He chooses players on reputation, not on current performance.
>pic related
>>76455061
Reminder Wales went the entire second half without scoring a point
>>76455050
>Scottish genetics
Russell off - must have got the call from Gatland
They should get that Mike Brown bloke over to replace Hogg, always a laugh watching him try to play rugby.
>>76455117
Please, no.
this scottish team is playing well t b h
>>76455050
I think it's just the freckles in combination with weird lighting
Spain is 3/1 to beat Namibia despite the fact that they are one place higher than them in the world rankings, do you think they can do it?
>>76455171
He is a ginger after all
>>76455169
It is a weakened Italian side but yeah, Scotland seem to have realised how to play good rugby.
>>76455169
>Lions unironically playing like Scotland circa 2010.
>Scotland playing expansive and positive rugby
Really gets the noggin going lads.
>>76455188
their offloads and general attacking game seem very fluid and natural aswell, unsure how theyd go against a stiffer or bigger wall but looks impressive here.
>>76455188
Scotland missing 7/8 players as well, both similar strength imo
>>76455188
>No Laidlaw
>No Hogg
>No Johnny Grey
>No Riche Grey
>No Hamish Watson
>No Huw Jones
CampagnaGOAT does it again
Stop rating us
you'll jinx this game for us you cunts
>Ross Ford scored as many tries today as the entire Lions
>>76455304
>Superior Welsh attacking back play.
so should I bet on Spain to beat Namibia?
>>76455356
Meme bet on a meme game from a meme poster
>>76455304
this is gonna sound seethey, but the lions style, ie, penalties or bust, while effective is really boring and does little to inspire those who watch and play the game, it reduces the value of 14 of the players on the pitch and makes a game much more reliant on ref quality and adhesion.
I'd honestly forgotten how much I hated slow slogging play where you ruck a half metre at a time from halfway and score a pick and go in the mud youve churned, but as a team sport its probably a more entertaining playstyle
Stop bullying Prygos pls.
unfortunate desu
>>76455420
Fucking stupid mostly
>>76455431
yeah, I think the big strong saffer-italian miscalculated how strong he is relative to how light Pyrgos is (might have thought he was a flanker or something trying to get the ball, hence a bit heavier) and ended up flipping him over. Really stupid, but still a bit unfortunate.
tfw this ref is actually telling players to back off and when theyre breaking the rules instead of just silently sticking an arm out or blowing the whistle and mumbling in frog
Can the Scots make it to 40 lads?
inb4 they score and kick the conversion just to fuck that one anon over
http://frogap.me/live4.php
for the Kiwi from last thread
>>76455513
Heroin lowers life expectancy so I doubt it.
>>76455238
*writes poem*
>>76455724
Hearty chuckle lad.
fuck warburton
>>76455627
CeltChads always win, Sassanach
that's 3/3 for my rugby bets this morning, I'll leave you nerds to your gay little sport
>>76455356
Spain will win
>>76454809
Sexton was better today I thought.
>>76455891
nah, fuck it I'm done until the soccer matches come on later
>>76455932
fair play, what is on for soccer today? is it qualis for the cup?
And, one of these days ill wake up and watch the Lions test
>>76452195
S E E T H I N G
Don't blame you desu, souwf afreeka is an utter shit heep
France by 20 lads
>>76452195
BTFO SA fag
NEW AND REAL THREAD
>>76456445
>>76456445
>>76456445
>>76456445
>>76454731
Richie?