Blue Jays @ Mariners Game Thread

>>76444048
>boreball

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

forever below .500 edition

Lets go Ms

>>76444048
first for bautista getting punched

I hope smoak gets beaned every game

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>>76444095
We'll always have memes, anon.

>>76444193
I hope Morales gets beaned in the ankle every at bat

>>76444193
what did he do to you

>It's Friday night and I'm watching a game between Jays and Mariners to decide who's worse

Uhhhh did Donaldson try to run in to Danny there?? DONT TAKE THE BAIT DANNY

Was in Korea in April. Can report DHL is still fat and still hits dingers

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go m's

>>76444495

I was thinking it was north korea

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>>76444495
Dae ho is too pure for the mlb

>>76444572

he will be missed

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>walking Smoak

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go jays

everyone in canada only likes baseball irnocally desu

big a genie :3

based a genie :3

Stop showing the fucking leaf idiots, root...

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Calling it

Get it together Sam

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MARINERS!

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does anyone else think it's shameful that the M's management is blatantly giving the Leafs premium discounts on game tickets for this series?

>>76445590
>pricing doubled compared to the Twins series

why u b8 m8 just play it str8

>>76445590
That was just last year's series famalam

>getting Jays fans in your own stadium

Time to move the Mariners to Vancouver

Holy shit, this ump is next level awful

>>76445762
>forcing fans to travel internationally to watch a baseball game because an entire country can only support one team
pretty pathetic for Canada desu

>>76445762

the blue jays would block it

>>76445826
Go M's mothafuckas! Canada sucks

Dave doesn't hesitate to bring up immediately depressing topics of discussion during the game. Like that WWII discussion with Bill Krueger and this cancer thing

>>76445960
Lol, I love it though. It's like a comfy conversation with your wildly eccentric grandpa

motter needs a haircut lmao what a dweeb

in fact he looks so gay he's probably a f[THIS POST HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT FOR INTOLERANT HOMOPHOBIC CONTENT]

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GAMEL!

>>76446382

but then no more hair flips

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>bunt K
>"that was a good play"

>>76447018

thats clearly a wig

What is with this strike zone?

>>76447361
t. bald person

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>>76447018

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Finally made it home!

Beat the Jays boys.

Time to wake up Mariners

they were playing so well before hitting .500

>>76447592
*Rare Buck* sighted, thanks my dude

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>yfw Justin Smoak has better numbers than Aaron Judge

see if we had banned the DH we could have Biagini vs Gaviglio name-off

tulo ain't looking so hot

DP

Fuck yea Gaviglio

hey another dp

guess that wont be the last one :/

She told this dog "REX LAY DOWN" and the dog did it the absolute mad dog

>rzypcynzyclski is still pitching

OH HI MARK

yay Joe! A quality start! :3

Mike Milken prostate

>Cloyd
Is this the guy that was acquired like 3 days ago

GUNNED HIM DOWN

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DAT THROW

GET FUCKED FAG H8R

>rivera again

why am I not surprised

Damn

>>76448654
your manager is wise to the ways of the jays bats against literal whos

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lets go cano

wew pillar

big a genie had a good run, but hes leaking up now

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CANO

Sprint out of the box next time cano, damn that was close.

gogo is elite

cano knows

just made it

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>having more of the opposing team's fans in your stadium than your fans

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>the almighty mariners bats silenced by Joe Biagini

weaponized autism at work gents

Time to take advantage boys

>>76448938

the Vancouver fans always buy this series out when the tickets are announced

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well it was fun while it lasted

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DANNY BOY!

>tulo missing the tag

little by little
age creeps up

It's ok Gini, we'll all blame the batters for this.

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>leafs

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TIE GAME

It's Zunino time

>Vincshit warming up

Ruh roh

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>>76448964

>almighty mariners bats

thats news to me

This guy is more shook than the last big Seattle area earthquake

>>76448993
Lame excuse.

>>76449054
bretty sure your numbers are better but maybe Buck is just drunk again

and that's the ballgame

DYSON DYSON DYSON
Y
S
O
N

DYSON!

BUILD A LEAF FIRE

based genie still not fazed and throwing strikes

nothing rattles this guy

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BASED DYSON

BALL GIRL nice move giving it to the M's fan

bretty gud game

so why didn't Toronto switch to Loup with Dyson up?

I WANNA FUCK THAT BALL GIRL

>>76449247
because 'gini pitching better and better every start, good experience for the loveable goof

so close

nice poke Jose

Vinshit pls

better be setting up that dp

SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU FAT FUCK

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I love close games

get the strike

SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU HILLBILLY FUCK

FUCK OFF SHITTER

Smoak looks like he lost weight. Maybe that's why he's doing well, but oh boy, that strikeout was a familiar site!

Hold em Vincent

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>smoak

GOT EM

VINCENT!

BIG TIME K

>>76449457
jesus christ, you're not kidding. can't believe it when i looked up his stats

maybe edgar can work with ackley or something. dude was supposed be as close to surefire as possible. can't believe they broke all these guys.

GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL

GAMEL

aw man

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GAMEL

Bad bunt

>>76449554
It was truly painful to watch smoak sometimes.

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SEAGER
E
A
G
E
R

>>76449598

he always seemed to turn up by the end of the season, but it was too late by then

SEAGER

way to make em pay Kyle

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I love insurance runs

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MARINERS!!!

>>76449728
fucking dont

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>>76449733
MARINERS YES!!!

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Just for fun

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It's in the bag, boys

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BASED DIAZ!!!

keep it up, diaz

Eddie's back baby wooooo

EDDIE WITH THE HEAT!

gg Jays, that was a fun game

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DIAZ

WE .500 AGAIN

FUCK YEAH M'S

The Edwin "The God of Slider" Diaz, sets em up and knocks em down

gg marinyas get another shot tomorrow

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back to .500

gg jays

>back to .500
ha ha time for choke tomorrow

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