BALTIMORE ORIOLES @ NEW YORK YANKEES

BALTIMORE

1. Joey Rickard (R) LF
2. Trey Mancini (R) DH
3. Adam Jones (R) CF
4. Mark Trumbo (R) RF
5. Chris Davis (L) 1B
6. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
7. J.J. Hardy (R) SS
8. Caleb Joseph (R) C
9. Ruben Tejada (R) 3B

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>>76439957

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Matt Holliday (R) 1B
5. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
6. Gary Sanchez (R) DH
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chase Headley (S) 3B
9. Austin Romine (R) C

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T H I C K
H
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C
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Shit it isn't starting until 7:30

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T H I C K

>>76439991
She could actually look decent back when she was skinnier and used a ton of make-up. Still better than press though

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>>76440044
i kinda have a crush on her, I know she's fucking chunky but it's not like she has a huge gut or anything.. she's just a big bitch in terms of everything.. height included. would give her the business if she lost like 15 lbs

>>76440114
She was kind of attractive if you're into bigger girls 3 or 4 years ago. But did you just see her on the pregame? She looks awful. I can't imagine letting myself go like that especially being on TV

>>76440135
yeah I saw it and most pre games before the games this year.. I'm just a retard with low standards.. skinny bitches don't do it for me. I keep imagining how her pussy must be fat as fuck

When the fuck did we get Ruben "No Chase No!" Tejada?

>>76440185
Honestly she's probably disgusting naked. You ever been with a girl like that? She probably is very insecure and is terrible in bed. Let the bannings begin.

>>76440406
just one girl. out of 7 one girl was chubby or "skinny fat" or whatever you wanna call it and it was an okay lay.. she just laid there like a retard. so youre probably right but idk

>>76440316
Where's your pal old bay?

I wonder what it's like being the only white pitcher in the rotation

>>76440473
Hey he ain't my pal, buddy
He must be your buddy, guy

Does marlins man live in ny now

>>76440582
Does he even attend Marlins games?

>>76440582
might as well call him yankees man, guy always shows up every other series

I can't tell if this guy has good stuff or we're just GOTTA SWING GOTTA SWING
Looks like he has good location

>>76440626
Both. His stuff is kind of mediocre but he knows how to use it

Any reason why this game started at 7:30?

FYI I didn't pussy out of calling Mike and asking if Judge is a HOFer I was really busy at work today

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>Adam Jones is only getting older

>>76440687
>were all only getting older

GRIT

Oh yeah, I forgot Lelsbury is like super ded.
Apparently Yaks are better off if this commentary is to be believed, with Hicks stepping up

>>76440439
Most of the girls that look like her just want relationship
>>76440567
Can't believe it's the bottom of the first and we're all still here

krabs show your sister in softball pants.. we havent forgot

>>76440680
Weren't you gonna call at 3? Are you the guy who has gotten through a few times before?
>>76440582
Did you end up calling the show last night pussy?

>>76440743
>Most of the girls that look like her just want relationship
A relationship with pizza maybe

>>76440771
No I fell asleep

>>76440743
No score yet desu, and Bundy isnt a leaky runs hose like Tillman was

LOL unconventional >RISP

Meredith Marakovits resembles a horse and probably smells bad

>>76439957
Old Bay isn't coming. I asked him in the general

>>76440775
pizza then love apparently
>>76440791
We all knew you weren't going to. I really think there is a guy on here that calls into TMKS regularly though

>>76440855
James from the Bronx is our guy that calls into Francesa

>>76440854
What about that gay limey offended by girl posting?

>>76440855
I have actually called Somers before though

>>76440868
He got Allah Snackbarred

>>76440874
what is your first name?

>>76440867
He's the black guy right?
>>76440874
Do it after tonight's game then and use krabby so we can listen or is he not on tonight?

How long until chance Adams?

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YUP

The Yank catcher is retarded, no?

>>76440896
I believe he's white

>>76440900
Sunday

>>76440900
How long until your sister in softball pants?

>>76440956
What would you give me

>>76440931
I think Chad Green is the guy unless he pitches today or tomorrow

>>76440960
Ummm..... The humble bundle games?

>>76440963
Girardi is gonna have to binder the shit out of the game

>>76440978
My sister just died in a horrible accident sorry

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>>76440994

>>76440994
I'm sorry to hear that. How are you holding up?

>>76441023
Scarred permanently

STAR LIGHT

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>>76439957
how's the game going guys?

>>76441067
Is this Old Bay?

>chase shittly

Headley here to save the game

Ew, we let Headley do stuff

>>76440994
Is her softball butt still ok tho?

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Who was in the wrong here?

I kinda forgot about Ellsbury

>>76441167
Holly needed to be put in her place.

>>76440771
I was and I mostly call B&C and the Schmooze

I don't know how well Bird is going to play when he comes back.

>>76441171
I hope he never comes back. Ellsbury is a fucking waste. A 4th outfielder that the Yanks will start in center field until he is 36.

>>76441167
wtf I love mexico now

>>76441167
He should have backed away once she started snarling. I don't know why labs have a tendency to be so aggressive.


>>76441193
I think he'll bee playing to his potential. The injury he got at the end of spring training really fucked his timing up. He was getting blown away by 90 mph fastballs

>>76441167
That dog goes 0 to 100 real quick

>>76441183
which show is harder to get through to?
>>76441205
Probably the worst contract in the past 10 years.

>>76441193
It's not like I'm expecting great production out of 1st base as is

>>76441238
Boomer and Carton. Mike's is the hardest. There's like no wait for the Schmooze

Montgomery quietly making a RoY case for himself. Though Judge seems have it locked up if he keeps playing the way he is

>>76441233
He had her subdued, but then she notices she is surrounded by cameramen and freaks out. Cesar did nothing wrong except not noticing her observing the cameramen and feeling cornered.

>>76441220
>>76441247
I would hate to see them trade Torreyes just to make room for Bird though.
>>76441257
Do you fuck with Francesa?

>>76441306
I haven't I'm scared

Crazy to think that fly ball would be a double in Fenway. What a meme park that is

Tanaka really getting pulled?

Is it.....

...surgery?~

>>76441324
How many people do you think call Francesa are on whatever redditt's Yankees board is?

>>76441348
There is that stat that goes something like only 1% of listeners will ever call into a radio show

>>76441348
i called about wrestle mania once he screamed for like 5 min

>>76441348
Feels like reddit would listen to ESPN or some shit

What's Paulies deal?

>>76441419
He's a real hothead

>>76441372
Well that's your fault for watching that garbage
>>76441385
I'll bet a lot of them come here and post our shit there
>>76441419
He's passionate

Kay and Paul are having a good time tonight.

How long before Marlins Man becomes Yankees Man?

>>76441569
I would imagine that guy has some security detail because he would get the ever loving shit kicked out of him in the bronx by the stadium

lol old man Headley

>>76441733
I wonder if Didi has a Deviant Art account.

>>76441733
is that re2pect?

>>76441774
That's a self-portrait.

>>76441733
somebody will donate that to the MOMA and use it as a 10mm tax write off

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>>76441774
No, this is

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>>76441733
I can draw better shit than this now

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Didi might be one of us

headly wat r u doing

Do the Orioles even have fans?

>chase shittly is so bad he can't even bunt right

>>76441818
Ohh those are his glasses.
Whats up with past the outfield wall, the grass just stops at his head and becomes Bleach

>>76441841
wtf I love Black Jeter now

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>>76441848

>>76441829
Is that crayola? I would say you two are equal.

>>76441888
jeter is black so black"er" jeter

>>76441930
That's Didi's picture. I don't know who he was drawing

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Check out this one from Didi

>>76441945
I don't know why these guys that get paid millions to be professional players feel the need to express their terrible artistic side.

>>76441985
Bernie Williams is actually a good guitarist

If this was the 90s I could nickname Didi as dutch chocolate and no one would get mad

>>76441985
Some people have hobbies man

>>76441967
>LEWD

>>76442020
Yeah but he's a musician who's practiced his whole life.

>>76441985
u must be fun a parties

>>76442264
I'd kick it with Beisbol. Seems like a cool dude.

I like Hicks' swing

>>76442264
because I'm not artistic?

HICKS.... HIT ONE TO THE STICKS

>>76442311
this: I'd make him eat a garbage plate though

it must be the 6th

Hicks will hit 20 homers this season.

>>76442311
He's rich and connected too. Would get to chill in his penthouse with some thick puerto ricans

So who could the Yankees get for Ellsbury. Hicks is on fire.

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>Judge's chambers

Yankees really want him to be the new face of the team, don't they?

>>76442353
Live in a shitty part of bklyn now and I'm done with the PRs. They're way to crazy for me

>>76442422
It's like having Jete's seats in April of 1996

>>76442431
Why the downgrade?

>>76442405
a bag of peanuts

>>76442472
I don't think there's a downgrade from the PRs man. They're like Dominicans but crazier. I don't care about any race when it's just for sex. This Brazilian is gonna meet me at the hotel at 11:30 tonight.

>>76442533
No I mean the downgrade of the place

>Under Armour baseball glove
Disgusting

>>76442422

I wounder if Gary is jealous that Judge completely stole his spotlight

>>76442609
Best thing that has happned to him this year, he'll be able to preform a lot better than he would've with all the pressure

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>>76442565
>Downgrade

>>76442790
L&B is one damn good square slice

Honestly why even bring Ellbury back? Hicks is better than him and significantly cheaper

Is Montgomery elite?

>frazier hits another home run

Why can't we hold all these outfielders?

>>76442565
My buddies wanted another roommate and I don't give a shit about material possessions. Usually get a hotel room every weekend in midtown though.

>headley reaches base the only way he can

whoops

>>76442927
Can't Ellsbury just die or something?

Are pitchers so bad throwing to first base and 2nd just because they're used to throwing fastballs/sliders etc?

>>76443113
>when ellsbury comes back they will bench hicks

>hicks
>sticks

>>76442342
I thought it was called garbage trash? either way it is disgusting. There's a reason it never made it to the city.

DELETE ELLSBURY RIGHT NOW

Hicks' swings are great. Beautiful.

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>>76443353
Looks good. My brother lives there and says he likes it

Hicks is going away just because of Ellsbury's contract

I knew hicks would pay off eventually, his arm showed the future talent he had

>>76443404
That's from the place that has to close at 8 or 9 and has bulletproof glass everywhere right? Might as well be baltimore. Imagine the heartburn?

>>76443414
Bombston is openly taking the L on sandofat. Doesn't cashman like winning?

>>76443414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9sAahzYzcE

Someone call Mike. Add to this proposal with Ellsbury, say the Yankees will eat half his contract

>>76443504
The Yankees got Aaron Hicks from Minnesota for John Ryan Murphy. Never forget.

>>76443572
At least Panda tried changing his life around. Remember when they did the same shit with CC last season? Ellsbury just seems like a pussy that wants to run his contract out

>>76443553
rochester''s really not that bad bro.. calm down. after the red wings game the other day I was driving around for a few hours downtown and saw nothing

comfy as fuck color commentating thanks based YES

>>76443714
wasn't it right behind dc for murder per capita a while ago? Have nothing against the city just had a bad experience while I was there.

>>76443839
Paul is absolutely based.

>>76443839
Paul O'Neill is the best. He makes Cone, Singleton and Flarherty sound boring af.

you guys are all writing hicks in, right?

Yeah.... Ellsbury can just stay home or something.

Did all the O's fans here get banned?

>>76443969
Cone can be pretty fucking funny, he works best alongside Paulie admittedly

>>76443978
5 times a day every day

can someone please plant PEDs on shitsbery

The fuck headley?

Torres when?

Anyone else watching this?

Cavs are on pace for 160 points right now

>>76444242
>not sending carter to the all star anyway

>>76444242
>torreyes
kek

>>76444267
So the Cavs are going to make it all the way to game 7 where it'll be a close and intense game.

Shit is so rigged

>>76444267
Doesn't matter, they'll choke

>>76444242
You don't have Headley as the MVP. Maybe just give it to Karter

>>76444242
the only correct selections

can we please trade romine + a prospect for cole or gray desu

I missed almost all of the game, how did they get 8 runs?

>>76444479
Hicks two homers
Castro homer
I don't remember the others

>>76444479
Hicks is a god

Uhhh
I just got to work
Did Ubaldo come in and give up 5?

>>76444350
I don't know how anybody watches the NBA anymore. I went to a few Nets games just because it's nearby and used to go to Knicks games when I was younger but i haven't watched a game on tv in at least 5 years. You're right when you say it's rigged

>>76444627
Hicks

>>76444633
idk but the cavs literally haven't missed once tonight

they're about to have 80-something points at the half

>>76444627
Edwin Jackson I think.

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YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

>>76444734
Yeah but you know what's gonna happen is Lebron is going to lose then put together another team in LA like the Heat.. It's very predictable

>>76444850
With Lonzo Ball

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>>76444745
I'm not familiar. Sounds like a bad call


Gg Yaks, sorry Bundy

>>76444857
Is he the lady baller? I didn't get the bbb general stuff