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shaggy edition
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this jew keeps sending me long clever messages on facebook and i just cant be arsed to reply because i feel tired, drunk and depressed
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gonna go upstairs and masturbate
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>cricket
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England better fucking win tomorrow
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why do you have niggers in the op pic?
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cant wait for the recording of this song lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-4fK8h8ig
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>>76437356
>look up radiohead
>they released a studio album without me even hearing about it
I used to be so up to the minute on music, now I don't know shit and pretty much still listen to the same stuff as when I was 19
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DESHI'D
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>>76437590
a moon shaped pool is elite
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>>76437719
gonna listen to it on the way to work tomorrow
most of why I missed it is because I thought king of limbs was pretty gash
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>>76437648
was a very predictable win

bangladesh are better than nz
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>>76437736
yeah it was
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love bangladesh
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anglosphere btfo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJrPzAUzAs
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>>76438610
you have to go back.
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>>76438610
why are you still here? (angloshpere) We dont want you. Do you think we want you?
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is shakib elite?
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business idea: /r9k/ users all take a flight to south africa and sit at the back of a dodgy looking bus and hope they get girl raped
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>>76438985
yes

2nd greatest cricketer all time after kallis #elitetruthbombs
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although maybe they dont rape the ugly ones, really need to be redpilled on this south african girlrape phenomena

is it some kind of women uprising thing vs male on female rapes? or are they just out for dat dere white seed?
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551652/Three-women-rape-man-23-THREE-days.html

endless articles just like this, whats going on?
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New Zealand BTFO

Two upsets in a row
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dropping atomic truthbombs on pakpassion.com lads
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http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?260840-Your-greatest-Test-XI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myBJ4P1pGwE
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freddie flintoff mentioned
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s076xVcRr4Xe
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Best Test XI of players I have watched of

1. Heyden
2. Sehwag
3. Sangakkara
4. Lara
5. SRT
6.Kallis
7. Gilchrist
8. Wasim
9. Warne
10. Waqar
11. McGrath

Tough competition: Number 4 among Sangakkara, Ponting and Pietersen. However, Sanga was more productive and more consistent.

Wasim and Waqar were by far better players than Donald, Pollock, Steyn,etc.

I do not see any better WK batsman than Gilly, I doubt if there was any in all times.

Sehwag edged over Smith because of his ability to score big despite having a minimal footwork.
No questions for SRT and Prince's positions.
Who else was a better all-rounder than Jack Kallis?
Between Warnie and Murali I ignored the latter for his controversial action.
I chose McGrath as third pacer because of his sublime ability to bowl consistently in the right area.
- See more at: http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?260840-Your-greatest-Test-XI-of-players-you-ve-watched-a-lot-of&p=9296595#post9296595
Read more at http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?260840-Your-greatest-Test-XI-of-players-you-ve-watched-a-lot-of#szhckqo75tldzQvt.99
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reminder life is one big party when you're still young, but who's gonna have your back when its all done?
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surprised you have gone have with inzamam if im honest as he was really quite crap. mohammed yousuf is pak's greatest ever player by a long, long way and he would about tie with pietersen for my number 4 spot after lara
yousuf wasnt a flat track bully at all, he was essentially technically perfect but incredible to watch at the same time, very graceful and pleasing on the eye. watch on youtube his innings in england, inzamam couldnt dream of playing such a knock. inzamam if im honest was the dictionary definition of a flat track bully, and even then it could be argued he relied on help from umpires, yousuf was just so much better than inzamam its not even up for debate
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Love cricket
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KEK Bangladesh actually won?
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West Indies are about to lose to Afghanistan lads
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>>76438990
Not worth it for the AIDS, lad.
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The age of the white man is truly over
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a full strength east and central african union would stomp the Inter-Provincial First Class Tournament
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Cricket is enormous
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a full strength french guyannese-surinamese coalition would stomp the ICC Americas Championship
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a full strength arabian peninsula would stomp the sheffield shield
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not one NZ flag
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a full strength turkmen territories would stomp the euro cricket championship
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A fullstrength CWA expeditionary task force would stomp the Plunket shield.
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a full strength west africa would stomp the : Sahara Elite League
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ANDY SAW ME ROUND THE CORNER
it wasnt me
CAUGHT ME CREEPING RED HANDED
it wasnt me
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In other news, Afghanistan beat West Indies
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>>76440454
>I do not see any better WK batsman than Gilly, I doubt if there was any in all times.
Andy Flower had potential, but Mugabe fucked it all up
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a full strength ct scan would dispel any so called hypchondriac feelings about one's health
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1. David Warner
2. Cheteswar Poojara
3. Joe Root
4. Queerfat Kohli
5. Smoth
6. Williamson I guess
7. de Cock
8. Shakib
9. Asswin
10. Bitchell Starc
11. Josh Morningwood
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>>76445743
>kohli
>fraudwin
>starc
you are a fucking casual, please refrain from posting
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>>76445794
Let see your XI
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>>76445852
test, current?

rahul
tamim
pujara
williamson
mossadek 'the brown bradman' hossain
stokes
de kock
amir (unironically)
hazlewood
rabada
herath


#nailedit
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>>76445852
Warner
Brathwaite
Smith
Root
Williamson
de Kock
Stokes
Ashwin
Starc
Steyn
Rabada
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>Perth ashes tickets STILL aren't on sale
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fuck i meant smith in place of williamson dont know what happened there
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>>76445958
>starc
>warner
ah yes, the aussie bias

i bet you think brett lee was elite
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>>76445958
>fraudwin
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>>76446096
No
>>76446170
Name a better spinner. Yasir and Jadeja are even more fraudulent, Lyon and Bishoo are shit and all the others are even worse
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>>76446264
Herath lad
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>>76446264
herath is the greatest spinner ever after murali and warne

#atomictruthbombs
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>>76446361
>>76446377
Yeah good call forgot about him
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"but shit, it was 99 cents"
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do these guys still post here?
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"new" "zealand" """cricket"""
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a dreaded sunny day so lets go where we're happy and i'll meet you at the cemetery gates
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>>76447155
me 2nd from right
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Is the /gong/ show /cric/ approved? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMzi7tfXvSM
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>Rashid Khan registered his best figures in One-Day Internationals by taking 7 for 18 as Afghanistan registered a 63-run win over West Indies in St Lucia. here is the score card of the match
My favourite 18 year old is making it
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>>76447458
Skip it every time
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>>76447641
Ankush are you back home from Canadian uni for the summer?
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>>76447725
Yes
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goodnight lads xxxx
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossbarry_Ambush
>Br*tish millitary
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Is Rashid Khan, dare I say it, the best spinner in the world right now?
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>>76449108
mmmm if ur a casual u might think that maybe
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>>76449343
t.casual
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Why do West Indies even play cricket anymore
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>>76437719
Why do people circlejerk this album? It's literally a watered down mix of every Radiohead album after Kid A.
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>>76437648
Damn...at first it didn't look like Bangladesh could get past 50. I cried in the end.
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wait, bangas won that? when I went to bed they were cunted
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>>76449966
I love it mate
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Burn the Witch is the best song Radiohead have written since Life in a Glass House
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>>76450055
Life is a Glass House is underrated, especially the full version.
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>>76450131
Amnesiac as a whole is underrated, it's possibly my favourite Radiohead album
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>>76450055
Thom Yorke's voice sounds boring in Burn The Witch. Glass Eyes was the only song I truly enjoyed in MSP.
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>>76450152
Yeah. Amnesiac is kinda forgotten most of the time.
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>>76450158
It's more of a Jonny Greenwood song, which is why I loved it so much. I feel like Jonny is makes Radiohead really great instead of just good. Thom's side stuff is all a bit meh
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>>76450152
Yeah it was mine for a while as well, it wasn't easy following up something like Kid A though
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>>76450179
I sort of liked Junun, Johnny's album with Shye Ben Tzur and Rajasthan Express. It had like 4 great songs. Others were meh but sounded like the concept and arrangement had great potential.
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>>76450210
I really enjoyed that album, but I that might be because Indian music is so foreign to me
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>>76450210
Junun is based, it introduced me to some pretty good fusion music.
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>>76450222
Yeah...it's the least pretentious fusion music I've heard in years. To think that a jewish guy would effortlessly compose songs in Qawwali in Hebrew is really cool. Besides, folk music from Rajasthan has more feels that any form of Indian music.
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>>76450255
Yeah it was my first time listening to Rajasthani folk. Here's another fusion one I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYaJqrDpmAE
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>>76438863
>We
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>>76450294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq01bHrAf9c
This is from a Satyajit Ray film. It sounds so good.
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>>76445947
>rahul
stopped reading right there
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>>76446361
>>76446377
>>76446420
reminder that ashwin outperformed herath in sri lanka
you hide behind your yasirs and your heraths because your feeble minds can't take fraudwin being the best there currently is
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>>76450492
>ashwin did well in the subcontinent

wow
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Are Mediterranean girls the qtest?
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need a gf
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50% chance of rain from 5pm. should get a result
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this is the Big Game
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just watched the first new episode of the simpsons I've seen in a decade

what the fuck went wrong lads, it's like they have no fucking idea what the show was meant to be about
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>>76450318
Madlib's Beat Kondukta in India is pretty good as well, not exactly fusion though but the beats are nice.
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>>76450566
They don't age particularly well

>>76450575
Hang in there lad, we believe in you
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>>76450294
I'm always curious about how Indian-western fusion is performed. Indian music predominantly uses just intonation as opposed to western equal temperament. How's that been sorted out?
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>>76451414
Monica Bellucci's still hot.
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reminder black don't crack lads
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>>76451451
>literally who the actress
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browned tait
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>>76451578
she was huge back in the day
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full disclosure I used to like mumford and sons
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>>76451631
me too
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>>76451631
Their second album was such a letdown. Although the lead singer used to play village cricket near me
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>>76451663
http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/mumford-sons-are-just-trying-not-to-hate-themselves-right-now/
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>>76451681
lol
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18 minutes
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truthies incoming:
>Australia will lose
>it will come down to selecting Henriques over Lynn
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>/b/ still exists
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>Yo, yeah
>That’s amazing, that’s racist, that’s fake shit
>That’s space shit, that’s vacant, that’s complacent
>That’s plague shit, that’s offensive
>That’s Tet Offensive, that’s defenseless
>That’s holiday, Doc Holiday, keep the doc away
>Sitting by the dock of the bay on yay
>Kanye I'mma let you finish
>Helsinki, blinky blink, stinky stink, stanky stank
>Frank-n-Dank, feelin hot yo, watchin Rosanna Scotto
>Liz Cho, Sade Baderinwa, Sue Simmons
>Mr. G, Mr. Me, Mr. Me Too
>Who care who Muslim, who Hebrew
>He cool, he wack, back street, street back
>Alley cat, rally that, Taliban, alley man
>Minivan, van, hans, hands
>Hold hands across America, Jesus on the cross
>Paid the cost to see the boss
>Scalpers got the money, no Rick Ross
>Big boss, man, PaRappa the Rappa, in Napa Valley
>Valley man, mountain man, fountain pen, count it man
>Borders crossed, or its Audemars
>Order you out the country tomorrow, order yours
>Don’t go chasing waterfalls
>Hazmat suit, Nasdaq suit
>Pass that zoot, blast that truth, booth
>Teens found slain, bang bang bang bang
>Unfounded truth, brown kid, yuke
>Brown kid shoot, the township youth
>Shoot, shoot the township youth
>Shoot, shoot the township youth
>Y'all didn't believe me, huh
>Okay

What did he mean lads?
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>>76452295
love das racist
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Holy shit lol, the absolute state of Birmingham

Stadium filled to capacity for India vs Pakistan, can't even get filled for England vs Australia.

Bongistan is finished
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>I'm at the pizza hut
>I'm at the taco bell
>I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
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> Shams Arefin: "Go England go! All Bd fans are shouting for you!"
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Reminder Australia is undefeated
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>>76452311
Shame there isn't anyone quite like them, they're amazing

>>76452319
I don't see you dude
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anyone got a good stream? Mine is ages behind
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>DUDE MARK SLATER LMAO
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>Jake Ball maiden over

just give >us the fucking cup now
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Looks like auzzie cunts will be thrashed today
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>no bounce

australia will have no clue what to do lads
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/rug/
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fuck finch is a useless fat shit
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>>76452432
DELET THIS
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finch is alright
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>Moses Henriques

its like they dont want to win
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>miss-hit inside edge
>goes for 4

bat regulations WHEN
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>>76452480
about four months ago mate
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>that inside edge
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>>76452488
>>76452480
just saw it, wtf
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>>76452480
thats a 2 at any ground in Australia mate
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>>76452480
1774
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literally went at the speed of a full blooded cut
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brum is one of the most grim places in england after leicester
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>the most dangerous batsman in the world
>IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD
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you'd think you'd get some bangladeshis in the crowd
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Photo of me with Root, guess my height and job.
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>Warne's face when 2 leg-spinners
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>>76452544
172 cm
accountant
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>drone pitch analysis

wtf
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If this gets RAIN'D too, would bangla have the superior run rate and go through?
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>>76452572
nah I think Australia is ahead there
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>>76452572

They go through because they have a win.
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>>76452584
hate rain
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I despise both of these eplayers
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whats drug testing in cricket like? reckon hales does a line or 2 on a night out
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>>76452644
think they have regular tests, andre russel just got picked up last year
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Warner always yells his calls Warne you dumb fuck
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hope the game gets rained out lads
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>Warner's a bit tight

what did Warne mean by this
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is david warner related to shane warner?
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Finch in the test team.
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Game's looking good lads
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love warne's batting tips such a good striker of the ball
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Ahhh fuck
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what a ball
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Warner has officially entered ABDV, Gayle mercenary tier. Fuck that dickhead.

Shows up for IPL every year getting the most runs, then does fuck all for Australia.
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>>76452793
had enough of him Tbh

such a fucking homebabby
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part time slogger
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Is Mark Wood elite?
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so glad to have Henriques batting at 4 to steady the ship
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i see fatty is still in
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>>76452873
livid since it means he's not going to be dropped again
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Love Steve
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350 still on the cards
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>jus bee urself :)
nice batting analysis from memecullum
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>ask mccullum "the rechnique expert" a genuine question about footwork
>uhhhh it's about what feels good for you
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Buying (You)s 50gp
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>>76452948
Loved the pause after the question kek, he really had no clue
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>>76446682
"I'mma tame your Grandpa's Style"
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Plunkett has been around for a decade but is just as shit now as he was then

Why does he still exist?
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>>76452969
He's been good this year desu.
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>>76452948
>>76452955
he isn't wrong tbf, but should have gotten someone like sanga who actually thought about this stuff
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Really missing test cricket lads.
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why the FUCK is Henriques still playing
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>>76453013
Wog representation.
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>>76453013
>he's number 4
Am I missing something, when I watched him in white ball domestic over here he looked at 6-7
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>>76453060
you're not missing anything
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bets on Roy's score lads
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HOWLING
SCREECHING
BELLOWING
FREAKIN GUFFAWING
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>>76453077
>hahahahahahaha
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Why did Henriques' parents miss-spell Moses?
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>>76453077
>english summer
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>>76453075
8.
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Love wasabi
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>>76453106
got sushi the other day and the guy laughed at me and called me a coward after I said I didn't want wasabi ama
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>>76453099
We had our week of sun a month ago m8, we're into autumn now. Comfy.
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>>76453114

Most wasabi is just horseradish anyway
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>MEME

>SHIT
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remember this dogshit lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8VZFNHjiqE
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Good evening NEETs and Gentlemen

I thought I'd drop in from my taxpayer-funded leave to drop some muscular truth missiles.

>>76453013
While his presence makes me SEETHE and he is thoroughly mediocre, there is no one better for the memerounder available. This one aint on the failure of the selectors. It's on the mental and physical weakness of Western "Australians".
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>nice run rate
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>>76453146
Stoinis mate
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>>76453146
tell me about learning russian lad

how did you go about it
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Fuck, I'd even settle for Cartwright over fucking Henriques
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maybe The Killer
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big match straya strikes again. fuck off england.
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Leg-stump yorker surely puts Smith in trouble with his meme walk across the stumps
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>>76453141
Fuck me that takes me back

what was this, 2003?
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>>76453190
2005 actually now that I look it up
> Lee attended Bass in the Grass in Darwin in 2006. Gossip on the street prior to the event indicated that Darwin locals did not think much of his "talent", and unfortunately some people took this way to far at the event, pelting him with full water bottles. Despite bleeding from injuries, he continued the act but never returned
KEK
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>60
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lads should I visit an erotic massage establishment or would that be a betrayal of a future potential gf?

also i don't think >we are going to win this
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>>76453209
>5-0
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>>76453114
Why didn't you try it?
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>>76453213
do it mate, nobody needs to know
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>>76453213
yeah I reckon she'll be genuinely disappointed in the future
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>>76453213
Why even ask, just do it.
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>>76453213
your future gf will have done some worse shit than that
so go for it
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arse is a bit tingly
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>>76453248
elaborate please
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>>76453260
just came out of the bathroom, think I wiped a bit too much
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>>76453276
yeah did that yesterday

really wanted it clean since i was going for a ride and didn't want any fecal matter in my cycling shorts
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>>76453157
Technically:

1) Attend classes (either local uni/tafe, or skype tutor) to learn the basic rules and grammar. It is reasonably complicated but far from impossible. But also different enough from English that you need to get the grammar right straight away or you will have problems later.

2) Use Duolingo to learn words.

3) Once you are somewhat conversational with basic phrases, find Russians on vk.com and/or interpals.
Protip: Find Russians in places from Irkutsk (AEST -2) eastward (places like Vladivostok, Khabarovsk, Sakhalin, Kamchatsky). These places are all in similar timezones to us (Vladivostok is in AEST, Kamchatsky 2 hours ahead of us). It's far easier to talk to them that way. It's very hard to talk to people in Moscow/Spd unless you are full NEET.

But motivation is far more important. If you start for 6 months and give up it is a waste of time.

For me the motivation was threefold
1) It was relevant to my career
2) Personal interest in history
3) QTs
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>>76453297
fantastic, thanks for the tips mate
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who does Australia play next if they were to win tonight?
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feeling confident lads
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>>76453328
India or South Africa
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feeling confident of rain lads
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reckon we've won
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>>76453348
thanks knackers
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Ratshit has the worst fucking action
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hate finch
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is there more of a bland and boring commentator than Ricky pointing?
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>>76453406
he's alright, can have some good insights
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Finch is useless
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>coming back ho.e from poocastlw to the based cenny coast
>there's trackwork so I have to catch a bus
>I'm the only passenger on board and there's no opal card scanner so the state gov is paying $50 an hour to get me home for free
Bus driver is a lad too. Based nsw
Government
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Ok start taking wickets now.
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>>76453434
im getting a bit annoyed at your finch bashing mate

tone it down
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>>76453451
happy for it to be delayed for a bit
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>McCullum and Warne together in the box
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love Australia
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>>76453437
>The state public service WILL defend this
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>>76453228
>>76453238
alright you've convinced me

>>76453243
don't think so, lad, she's pure
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>nice guy McCuckum on the comms
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yeah fuck off you overweight cunt
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Love wickets
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Hows my fellow Norfolk exile lately?Still in Germany?Does he still post here?
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>>76453505
haven't seen him in ages
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fuck off henriqes

ill eat my socks if he makes double figures
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>>76453477
It's cucktoria tier ridiculous butnfuck me this is great . I'm LITERALLY getting a free ride
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>onreeks
>4

Lmao
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dont worry guys, henriques will keep the innings ste-
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>>76453519

Nah, it's against England so he will make a hundred in a victory and you will be stuck with him for another year at least.
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Why is Henriques in the team again?
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Based Moses playing it safe
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>number 4 has an average of 8
lmao
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would have loved Lynn coming in now
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Why are there certain players in all sports who are always referred to in the Firstname Lastname format as opposed to just last name?
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If they say wrongun one more time....
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worst commentary pair I've ever heard
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>>76453575
some players have an all too common last name or that their second name is shared by someone else in the team
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>>76453587

Are commentators too embarrassed to say "googly" nowadays?
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>>76453586
>Overcast
It better fucking not
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>>76453593

But Henriques is neither of those.
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>>76453595
Racist cunt baka
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>>76453608
well they just like saying moises then lol
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>Moises "just listening to some Spotify mate , just listening to some chunes haha ;^) " Henriques
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Hate Henriques
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At the stadium.

Smith just got bowled.
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>>76453607
it clearly will tho every game in birmingham has been effected
inb4 england get fucked over by duckworselewis
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Awful dismissal
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yeah fuck off
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>>76453648
that was henriques and he was caught
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>Moyeses bentriques
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What number is Hughes batting?
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>Henriques
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>>76453665

I've never watched cricket before.
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>>76453672
he'll bat at the death :)
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fuck I'm mad
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>>76453672
Dead last
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>>76453672
London
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Look at the reaction to his dismissal, Henriques has no loyalty to Australia and would play for Portugal if Australia didn't have the financial incentives.
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>>76453672
*downvotes*
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350 still on the cards
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400 still on
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Easy 600 desu
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Please get Smith out before his 50, I'll cum buckets.
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reckon they can still make 620
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last five digits of my post is the score that's still achievable
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Dubs and all Spanish flags ITT have to kill themselves
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>>76453758
Unlucky mate.
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>bat swing efficiency
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new election in six months, lads

book it

also brexit will be called off
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>>76453758
Reroll
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>>76453672
Coming in at number 6 (feet under)
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dubs and all Australians have to kil themselves
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>>76453732
sorry mate
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700 still on le gards :DD
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Aussie collapse once we get Meme Shit

Book it
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>>76453763
Rollan>>76453758
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>Slats commentating
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>>76453768
didn't realise there were cricket elections nowadays
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Dubs and England lose
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>>76453791
When it's 3-0, go home.
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Digits for messi>ronaldo
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>>76453789
no shit, they have the worst middle order along with NZ this tournament
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Dubs and we all find happiness, eventually.
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repeating figures and england win
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So keen to get home and eat the butter chicken Rogan Josh and garlic cheese naan I have in the fridge at home
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Dubs and I have to cut my willy off
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fuck lads I'm becoming a bit of a fat cunt
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Dubs and Stokesy chimps out and decks someone
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dubs and I'll fart in my mum's face
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Rolling for all not Anglo flags to k themselves
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>>76453808
Why don't Antipodeans understand #batdeep like based English, Indian and South African cricket teams?
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duba and MEMESHIT dies
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Dubs and I get out of bed before 1pm
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Dubs for Macca's dinner
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Dubs and smithy boi scores a heavy ton
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dubs and I'll go on a diet
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>>76453833
wew
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>>76453833
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>>76453833
Based curry
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>>76453808
But they have memeswell, the best limited overs player of all time
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>>76453833
WINRAR
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>>76453833
(You)
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>>76453833
delet this
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GAME OVER
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GET A BROWN ONE UP YA
GET A BROWN ONE UP YA
GET A BROWN ONE UP YA
GET A BROWN ONE UP YA
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>Stove Shit
Dubs and he has to retire in shame
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hate dubs
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>>76453833
>>76453844
>>76453855
Ayy LMAO
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>>76453859
Poopelians eternally perturbed.
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>>76453824
our middle order is pretty meh desu

>memeshit
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C-H-E-E-R-I-O
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>76450055
yeah burn the witch is underrated, my favourite on the album after present tense.
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Is Wood elite?
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dubs and memeswell gets out for single figures
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Any post ITT starting with "dubs" I have written down and recorded as a (you) to my 4chan credit account. Tjank you for plsying
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Based
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We have wood and ball but not willey
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So I guess meme magic is a failure like 4chan
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>MEMESHIT
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All aboard the Woody streamtrain to success.
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>>76453888
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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ahh fuck me
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>>76452544
alri deano
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Based cenny coast desu
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Dubs and every australian itt has to shove a bat handle up their arse
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250 still on the cards
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>>76453888
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Dubs and Woody hat-trick maiden in his next over.
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>>76453903
Jokes on you I was going to shove something up my "arse" anyway
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>>76453888
Checked
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dubs and I have to go to work
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depressing sat night for you aussies
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mfw australia and new zealand go home whilst bangladesh go into the semis
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Dubs and i shit on a Street
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>it's a wicket maiden, the runs remain on 181 but the wickets have changed.. up to 4
Thanks Slats.
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EARLY NIGHT
EARLY NIGHT
EARLY NIGHT
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I have work early tomorrow anyway. Cya lads
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>>76453928
Did he actually say that? kek
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>>76453926
southern hemisphere was a mistake
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off to watch the footy lads
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>0(7)
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>>76453939
it's Sunday mate ;^)
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>>76453942
I'm paraphrasing but yes he laid out the implications of a wicket maiden on the score
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Haven't watched a single ball of this """tournament""" desu, just seems so irrelevant. Who's even playing and what's the score?
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>>76453939
>working on the Sabbath
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>>76453959
Australia are playin Kenya and you are 6 down for 30 m8
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OFF TO CHURCH LADS
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>>76453967
wow
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>>76453973
Ye it's bad everyone is laughing, also Steve Smith got hughes'd and will die in hospital
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>>76453982
missed that bit
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don't watch or like cricket
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>>76454001
Is Wood ELITE?
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>>76454006
I don't care about this sport
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Maxwell power player will hit BIG DLF MAXIMUMS...
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cycling is on lads
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Wish I were a rich indian like in the ads
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why isn't Bailey in the side?
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ARE NIGE SPOTTED
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>>76454018
It's YES BANK MAXIMUMS now
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>>76454027
He decided to bat like a crab
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>>76454030
yes brother YES BANK MAXIMUMS mashallah
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Are England's bowling unit elite?
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>>76454029
PAPISTS
OYT
NOY
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>>76454034
still better than memeswell desu
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KFC big bash>ipl>champions trophy>world cup>paint drying>the gashes
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Steve is shit
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>>76454043
Lelling out loud at all the whinging about the DUP at the moment
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should be memeswinging
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Dubs and Islamisation of the UK will be inevitable
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REVERSE SWEEP WHEN???
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>>76454061
You don't need dubs to confirm that
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>>76454066
ah he heard me
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cricket is a shit game
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>>76454098
seething
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cenny coast
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/gong/
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If jake ball was called jake bat he would probably have been a batsman
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>>76454051
It's like the entire young urban population of England has suddenly realised Northern Ireland actually exists.

England will choke this with a middle order collapse.
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>>76454114
/r/Jokes
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>>76454126
I posted it there and they called me a nigger faggot
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reeks of casual in here
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>>76454133
no they would said like "You sir have won the internet today :')"
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>>76454114
read this a few times and it became funnier each time
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watching scotland vs italy lads
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>>76454133
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>>76454145
kek
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>>76454157
how are the italian cricket players
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>>76454145
Followed by 'Did you just assume their gender?"
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slog it now
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>>76454173
good but they seem to be using a rugby ball and there are a lot more people out there
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>Samarendra: "Andrew, How do you know about Mahogany? Thought its a hindi word."
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350 thousand still on the cards
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the utter state
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>>76454210
Embarrassing.
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>>76454210
Rashid khan looks 40
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>>76454210
It was surprisingly entertaining desu
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>>76454210
Wouldn't be the first former superpower to fail against Afghanistan
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love indian ads
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>>76454235
which ad?
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Watch at my amazing powers of prediction when I call for Maxwell to start to look really good and then piss his wicket away
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If repeating numerals we are gonna have meme final.
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>>76454245
all of them
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want maxwell to meme
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>>76454254
What teams AREN'T memes atm?
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>dropped catch into run out

England in a nutshell.
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rashid khans googly looks well disguised
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>>76454260
unlucky
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>memesout
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Bracing for >Roy
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slide your fucking bat
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just got home lads

how the fuck is henriques still in the side and batting at 4?
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fucking hell
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hate maxwell
hate henriques
hate warner
hate fatty
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>>76454305
seething
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Drunken master fielding
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>>76454210
no one in the 80s could have predicted this
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Woody=absolutely devastating
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Is Adil Rashid related to Rashid Khan
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if the game is rained out do >we make it through?
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garbage sport
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>>76454320
nope
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>>76454320
No because Bangladesh have a win.
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>>76454320
depends on rr, 20 overs will be bowled though so there will be a result today
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>>76454333
They need 20 overs of both teams, champ
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>>76454331
if it's rained both sides have 6 points
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>>76454262
That's a good question mate. Wouldn't mind having a SA vs Eng final tbqh.
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The tie breaker is wins then NRR
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>>76454340
And the tie break is decided by most wins
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>>76454340
They'll be equal on points and net run rate if this is rained off. I might be wrong but then it's decided on who has won most games.
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>memeswell not memeing well
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>>76454349
lmao what a farce
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lmao
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>>76454070
it's impossible for the UK to be Islamified as the country is already dead
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>WADE
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>>76454353
>>76454349
what a fucking joke

reminder if Australia had blocked every single ball against Bangladesh until dls came into play they would have won
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Head to go nye spec
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this team is so fucking shit
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Ian Bell is doing an AMA on reddit right now, and Mike Hussey did one earlier. Who is the greatest cricketer to ever post on /cric/?
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>>76454338
and there will be, slugger
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fuck you wade
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Just give us the 2017 ICC Champions Trophy sponsored by Nissan, Oppo, MRF Tyres, Emirates and MoneyGram now.
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Why does every dating site advert have an interracial couple
Really gets the noggin joggin
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>>76454382
krazykrezja unironically
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RASHID GOAT

FUCKING LEL
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What a shambles, falling for that twice.
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collapse
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>>76454382
MichaEl slater here ama
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>>76454382
Trinibro is actually Dwayne Bravo
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>>76454376
I'm seething that Bangladesh will get to the semis through our shitty weather. They're fucking shit.

>STORC
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Starc has done well to get himself out off such a crap ball there
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shit gets wickets
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Faulkner woulda been handy at 8
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fuck me I hate this team
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>>76454416
faulkner is useless
lynn would have been handy at 4
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loving these tears tbqh
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Reminder Mitchell Starc is a legitimate all rounder
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>>76454421
Lynn against spin lmao
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>>76454416
hasn't done anything with the bat for like two years unfortunately
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PP offering me £3.49 cash out on Aus, do I?
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>>76454428
wouldn't have been facing spin at 4
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>>76454382
I'm one of the waugh brothers desu
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>>76454431

Never underestimate England's ability to collapse
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>>76454430
or with the ball
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>>76454451
>>76454451
>>76454451
>>76454451
NEW THREAD
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Australia are about to post a worse total than NZ. Lol.
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Dubs and Australia fail to bat their overs
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