/trans/ - Slovaks v. /sp/, who will win? edition

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Can the madman do a threepeat?

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/a/

Serie A edition

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any updates on the aaron mooy to brighton situation

How much will we win by vs France tonight? 2-0? 3-0? How many assists by Forsberg?

nitrogen pill update on the we dem moyes boys f 2 me situation silhouette

>de gay

>>76433792
negative 4

>>76433680
>guy happens to inherit a team with the worlds best player supported by stacks of other good players
>LOL HE'S SO GOOD LA

TOP KEK

>>76433909
Wtf I hate Zidane now

>milan clubs trying to buy a cl spot by destroying roma, lazio and atalanta
sad

>>76433973
Good... goood. The plan is working.

>>76433680
3peat for Da'drid

>>76433909
Then why couldn't Benitez, Ancelotti, Mourinho or Pellegrini do it?

>>76434080
They had to play against good teams.

>>76434080
Coz the real madrid players went 'wtf I hate mou/carlo/rafa now!'

>>76434080
Ancelotti won the CL tho, and Barça was better two/three years ago

>>76434080
Benitez was fired before he could win

>>76434122
Ancelotti is 1/2 Zidane 2/2

>>76434137
Ah true

>>76434080
'''''''''lucky draws'''''''''' have become luckier in the last two seasons

>>76434080
Because

1. Madrid played against good teams all those years
2. Player sabotage
3. Anceloitti won the CL and Benitez was fired for some reason before it

>>76434170
>bayern (2nd best)
>atletico (4th best)
>juventus (5th best)
Awful draw desu

>>76434080
The current Madrid team is even more stacked than usual. Not only is there starting XI very solid but pretty much every position has a strong back-up. The other Madrid teams aren't as strong as the current one and Real Madrid will be lucky to keep all their bench players for next season.

Any more news about the Draxler/Sanchez swap deal?

>>76434080
because Mou is fucking trash

>>76434218
Would be a good swap imo. He'll rejoin when he's good in 5 years time too.

>>76434185
He was only a temp caretaker iirc

>>76434207
One especially important piece was Casemiro. A player Zidane took a gamble on.

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>>76434218
Fiorentina would love to have Draxler I'm sure

>>76434080
>Benitez
not a coach for a top team
>Ancelotti
he did well
>Mourinho
had to take them from being perma r16 chokers to something worth a shit. probably underperformed but he also had a far worse squad than Zidane had so far
>Pellegrini
he's just not that good

Zidanes success is a combination of a lot of things, like him being able to drop or play players without being crucified by the press/fans, but first and foremost its because unlike most Real Madrid teams this one was allowed to settle and build a great starting 11 with great subs.

>>76434204
>>bayern (2nd best)
previously defeated 3 seasons in a row by spanish teams, absolute losers, and played with 10 men both games, and received a few offside goals
>>atletico (4th best)
lost 3-0 against halal earlier this season and hasn't been able to win any games against barcelona or madrid, they have been abysmal this year
>>juventus (5th best)
in the final, when there was no other choice possible, played with 10 men

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>>76434315

>>76433624
Any updates on the JF to me situation?

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>>76434344
>the absolute state of this scatalan faggot
lmao

>>76434361
Why the fuck do you want a Johnny Foreigner you faggot?

>implying you're trying to meme people to go
>It's 'GeeF'

>>76433909
>worlds best player
Suddenly he's the world's best.

>>76434466
clearly hes talking about Bale

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Threadly reminder she is /ourGal/

>>76434466
Wasn't he the Baboon De-oar winner last year? What else do you mark it on? And don't say on actually performances and contribution to the team and explain how to win it you need to win fucking everything while being the well known face in the team rather than doing exceptionally well like the early 2000's where even non-trophy winners got nominated and the entire thing changed to this meme between Ronaldo and Messi featuring X Y Z.

>>76434527
>Wasn't he the Baboon De-oar winner
>after Zidane became coach

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vive la deschamps

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>Spanish sources claim to have the exact text message Conte sent Costa
>“Hi Diego, I hope you are well. Thanks for the seasono [sic] we spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan”

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>>76434446
and we didn't even talk about last season's ''''''''''''lucky draws'''''''''''

first time in history a team wins the cl without facing a single current champion of league (not even a top 2 team) or cl
>roma
>wolfsburgo
>city
>atletico
lmao so much ''''''''''''''''luck'''''''''''''

>>76434623
Oh God... Gonna have to deal with Payetfag.

>watching an american stream before one of the WC qualifiers start
>advert starts
>"Only the elite soccer players play in this competition"
>"The Confederations Cup"
My sides

>>76434623
>Sissoko starting on the right wing instead of Dembele

>>76434680
are you bitter that your team doesnt get such a good draw?

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>>76434623

>Sissoko

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>>76434705
germany are giving no fucks :\

>>76434623
poor little Griezmann

Aguero goal is being shown on Sky Sports. Puts into context how shit last season was.

>go to watch our lads in the sun, Gibraltar, go against Cyprus... Who are sort of our lads and wouldn't have been split between Christians and Turks if we were still there
>no stream for it

Why? Who else to watch? Post season is retarded as we all go and watch anything.

Harry Kane captains England tomorrow confirms Southgate

>>76434641
Seems legit

Is Jean Michael Seri good enough to run a midfield?

Buffon
Cafu Baresi Maldini R.Carlos
Redondo
Zidane Xavi
Messi Ronaldo Ronaldinho

>>76435433
>redondo

>>76435433
Buffon
Cafu Baresi Maldini Carlos
Desailly/Deschamps/Rijkaard
Zidane Maradona
Messi Ronaldo(Fat) Ronaldo

Better.

>>76435484
Great player. Led his team to 2 Champions Leagues. Name someone better in that position.

>>76435349
you'd have a better chance of asking in the france game thread

Why do people hate Redondo so fucking much?

>>76435588
Yeah but I was going from 1992 to 2017. 25 years of the Champions League and all.

CL XI needs Seedorf and Iniesta imo

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Any updates in the "Chuky" lozano to man city situation?

>>76435590
Makelele

>>76435630
Oh right. Still applies, just remove Maradona and replace with Ronaldinho then.

>>76435664
But Redondo had a magnet in his boots so as good as Makelele defensively and could pass, to boot.

>>76434623
Gonna get smashed by us desu

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>>76435182

>>76435182
Watch us win v the frogs

>>76435660
We'll sign him and then immediately loan him and then sell him with a buyback clause next year

how do i make good fish and chips lads

>>76435859

live near the coast

>>76435433
>redditondo

>>76435883
can i use my gold fish instead

>>76435859
Buy some Halibut, make some beer batter, deep fry separate with the chips.

You want an actual recipe go to >>>/ck/

>>76435886
Leave Redondo the fuck alone, reeee.

Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano 23m
Man United today made new bid for Ivan Perisic: €40M. #Inter refused and asked €55/60M to sell the Croatian. Talks ongoing

>>76435920
are you,dare i say,heston blumenthal?

>>76435920
>Halibut
>being made of money

Next you'll say use monk fish.

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>>76435859
Pan, nice and hot

>>76435959
>>76435980
Oh I'm sorry, use the fucking fish fillets from McDonalds.
Either do it right or not at all

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>>76435949
They will pay it too

>>76436008
Mate, if he's never cooked fish before, he's going to ruin expensive fish. You never EVER do it Day 1. You practice on dirt cheap white fish and then move up. Stop using false equivilences to justify your shit.

>hur dur don't make sirloin steaks, make fillet steaks!
>hur dur don't use regular beef for burgers, use Kobe beef
>B-but those are very expen..
>DO IT RIGHT OR NOT AT ALL

>>76436060
thanks marco

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>>76435949
>>76436025
they brought it on themselves

>>76436321
>best player in the league last season
>bad

kys.

Manchester United.

>>76435949
I swear they valued him at £35mil a week or so ago
Does everyone just like add a cheeky 50% to the fee when United are involved?

>>76436665
I mean why not? United are clearly willing to overpay as they've demonstrated in the past.

>>76436665
they'd be retarded not to 2bh

>>76436665
Why shouldn't they take advantage of United's wealth that their fans love to brag about so much? Fair game homie

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>>76436665
The dab-tax

>>76436696
>>76436706
>>76436708
It's just pretty funny, like the whole DDG is valued by Real at £60m despite being probably the best goalie at the moment. But then they want £78m for a second string striker who wants to leave for first team footy. Lindelof and Bailly both costing £35m despite being relatively young and not fully developed, and the whole paying however much for Martial despite him being a relative 'who' at the time

>>76436784
Like I said before, Flo's just pulling your plonker, he knows De Gea wont move, doesnt hurt to try bidding with a low price innit? Likewise with Morata, why should he accept reasonable prices when he can grab United by the balls and see how desperate they're willing to go?

>>76433909
So why didn`t the other overrated managers did the same with Real?

He just exposed all "world class" managers in Europe, you don`t need tactics to win the UCL, you just need to manage your players well. He convinced Ronaldo to miss some games and not stat pad so he could finish the season well and it paid off

>>76433408
>>76433408
>>76433408
even greece is laughing at us lads

when did it go so wrong?

>>76436841
It fucking diminishes the point of tactics when you can just stack players and win the UCL without effort,teams like Madrid ruin the Champions League

>>76436665
Not so much united as the whole of the PL since the tv deal kicked in.

>pogba more like pooba

Made up that meme myself hope it catches on.

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Whats his end game?

>>76437740
I don't get it. What's a poob?

FRANCE!!!!!!!!!!

>french goalkeeping

>>76433819
WHERE YOU AT???????? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What happened to the maths puzzles meme? I was enjoying that

>>76438167
election memes took over
ill try to find some decent ones in a sec

>I rate Pogba
top fucking kek

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*carves the french*

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so this is the power of Tottenham Hotpur

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quite like this one

Where is drippy N going?

>Morata to United for £64 million

So Madrid made a profit off £55 million off Morata, not bad at all.

>>76438393
1

Oh that was nice

>>76434326
Puto rumano anormal no tiwnes ni puta idea de futbol, seguro que eres un niño escualido de mierda con todo el merchandasing del madrid, no tienes criterio alguno y repites como un retardado cronico toda la mierda que dice la prensa, me tienes hasta los cojones pajero de mierda si te tuviera en frente te mataria a palazos en la nuca, eres el peor poster de aqui sin duda.

>>76433680
No.This is what happens in Spain.

>literal who (manager-wise) inherits a great squad
>buys a few players, sells a few others and benches an important old fuck
>if he is half competent, win everything for 2-3 years
>next year fail miserably

Happened with Heynckes, Del Bosque, Rijkaard, Poop, Tito, Luis Enrique and will happen with Zidane. Most predictable league ever

>>76438199
>>76438246
Is he trying to get pep to sign him?

Lindelof and Morata confirmed?

Should United get Morata or Lukaku?

>>76438552
jaajjajaaj

>>76438746
some of those had more merit than others, you'll always get great players in top teams, but creating something new and having success is not that easy

>>76436353
Lingard is fucking trash

>>76438821
The white one

>>76438821
Why not both. But they wont get either. The city of Snubchester

>>76438821
Lindelöf is too good for United.

>>76438821
They ARE getting Morata. And Lukaku IS going to Chelsea.

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Do people still rate Loris?

I like lorries.

#76439003
At least give me a (you).

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>>76438992
Don't bully our red white and blue brothers please

Ok, pasta. Here's your (you). Hope you enjoy it.

tfw no Brendan husband
https://twitter.com/celticfc/status/873231459212984320

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>>76439052

>Tottenham striker Harry Kane will captain England against Scotland in Saturday's World Cup qualifier at Hampden Park.

>watching the news
>le Scotland independence isn't a matter of if, but when?

WHY? WHY IS IT ALLOWED? HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO DANCE THIS DANCE? WHY IS IT THE WEST THAT HAS TO DO VOTES EVERY YEAR? SNP IS LITERALLY FALLING.

#Inter Medel è sul mercato. Per Spalletti è cedibile, rinnovo bloccato, attese offerte (@DiMarzio) @SkySport

medel 4 sale

>You got 53% on Scotland v England: How well do you remember Scots' last home win?

I wasn't even alive. Though I think the game bugged desu on one option.

>Tottenham might end up spending €20m on Ginter
That would get the 'Lads, it's Tottenham' transfer out of the way early.

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>>76439052
https://twitter.com/CelticFCShop/status/873123100623200256

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lallana looks like a generic 90s fuckboy

>>76439627
Beard is too threatening for 90's. Remove the beard and sure.

any transfers lads?

>>76438199
decent finish tbf

>>76439686
Lozano to City to PSV all but confirmed la

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>>76439686
Not until Internationals are over, lad. City and Arse are the only sides to have confirmed signings (out of the Top 10 sides).

>>76439700
Girpoos was better but since he's on the losing side and isn't Pogba/Greaseman, it'll be ignored.

>>76439738
wew

girpoo is, dare i say it, a blooter machine

>>76439773
I seem to remember somebody pointing out he's matching Henry in goals or some shit now for France. He's a bit underrated imo. He just can't do it on his own for Arse.

Sky says Milan is interested in Forsberg

>>76439738

Is Giroud elite?

>>76439833
Along with half of football

>Oxford United have lost Skarz and Dunkely already
>All we signed was another GK when we have the Lichtenstein No.1 in our team already

REEEE. If we don't sign Josh Tymon I'm gonna be pissed.

>>76439738
>If Poogba, Grezimann or Payet have scored that
>OMG AMAZING GOAL TOP PLAYER BALOON D'OR WHEN?

>Giroud scores it
>[tumbleweed]

Such is the punishment for being an Arsecuck player.

>>76440190
Maybe because he's overshadowed by Lloris' brainfart and the fact that they lost.

>>76440190
No idea why they call him a donkey. They'd probably take Lukaku too.

>>76439833
Very good player. He played very well tonight.

>>76440247
I guess.

>>76440259
Giroud is a good player, he just isn't banging in hattricks and soloing teams. He's a good addition to every team bar Top 4 teams.

>>76440290
Look at the way he linked up with Griezmann in the Euros. If Arsenal want to keep playing 2 up top there is no-one better to partner Sanchez.

lads

LADS

hugo lloris

>>76440328
Cept it didn't work, did it? No idea how they fucked it all up, but that's Arse for you. Injuries I guess, same problem as United and Pool desu.

>>76440397
They did pretty well when they switched to their 3-4-1-2ish formation.

>>76435660
I hope not. It's like going to Chelsea or Real Madrid when you're 21

>>76433680
considering Barcelona have just hired a manager who's peak achievement is winning a supercup I'd say yes


No other La Liga club comes close
PSG are a joke and Monaco will be torn apart
All decent PL clubs will suffer from Europe and small squads
Juventus is the only credible Serie A club who has already been put to the sword once
Dortmund have too many youth

Bayern is the only credible threat, and Real are too good for them

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>>76440642
a challenger appears

>>76438821
Lukaku, hopefully, so Chelsea don't waster their money.

>>76440642
>peak achievement is winning a supercup
Not sure that's important with Barcelona. None of Rijkaard, Lucho or Guardiola had had success before they were hired.

>mfw my team will never be back in the Premiership

Yet I can win the League Cup in debut season with them in FM. Stupid. Beat City 5-1 in Final. League 1 team. God dammit.

Just told my wife I'm leaving her because she's a lying slag desu lads

>>76441042
hope you don't have to pay alimony in italy lad

>>76441042
Good lad

>>76441090
>>76441092

No kids thank fuck

Just trying to think of the most cutting line to say to her

>>76434080
they had no DM like Casemiro since Xabi left, it was really the final piece that Real was missing
remember when Ancelotti had to play Ramos as DM because the only other option was Illaramendi?

>>76441145
Tell her you faked all your orgasms

>>76441145
Just yell TSUUUUUUU in her face for 2hours

>>76441186
Bit difficult when i came on her face
>>76441199
Genuinely a good ide

>>76438821
They should get Kane

>>76441145
tackle her like paletta would

>Hertha Berlin have made former Manchester United striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic an offer he may very well be able to refuse.
would be a good meme, ibra in die bundes

>>76441343
pls go to schalke

>>76441803
What are City going to do with all their forwards?

>>76441836
score many goals hopefully

>>76441836
have faith in el pep

>>76441803
will make a good wing back to replace jesus navas

>>76441803
u n r e l i a b l e s o u r c e

>>76441803
Proofs? Why would Sanchez move from a team t hat didn't win anything to another team that didn't win anything? When he could literally go to any team on the planet? Fucking BAFFLING. I shall bollocks. He'd be better off going to Bayern, Madrid, Barca, PSG or Juventus.

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pretty autistic this

>>76441803
That's not how it works. You don't finalise until the club announces it and you have been registered by FIFA. He might have AGREED something, but that means nothing.

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lads
LADS
Should I keep making PES webms? Does anyone even enjoy them?

>>76442022
>He'd be better off going to Bayern, Madrid, Barca, PSG or Juventus
Yeah, or Man Utd.

>>76442286
not seen any lad, post them and i promise to publish what i think of you as a person

>>76442904
He wants to win big things. Not scrape micky mouse shit. He's won FA Cup twice. As is.

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>>76442904
>Yeah, or Man Utd.

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>>76442919

>>76443501
>>76443515
Thanks for the (you)s.

>>76443600
i appreciate your pes webms
if you did the dab one you are goat

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>>76442919
>>76443703
Thanks lad, enough motivation for me lel

>>76443703
somebody post it

Will Switzerland win 100% of their games in qualification, lads?

>Kieran Trippier is in England squad
>over Holding

What? Was Trippier good this season?

>>76437771
Why do people bitch about him? He is pretty good at finding talent. Granovskaia is the problem I think.

>>76445436
ABA FA

>>76445489
Arsenal's youth are all kids or injured, but Holding was (apparently) great this season. My club, Oxford, has Ledson. We also have a few Brit youths and Irish youths.