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shit thread

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on a scale of 1 to Granate, how spicy would you rate Alexis Sanchez?

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>>76430375
good thread!

>>76430395
25million per year / GRANATE

>>76430395

>chasing Bartra

Good taste.

Jakob Fulgsang won the stage today :)

glad you liked my picture

uhhh

whats going on in that webm though

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>>76430375
maybe 'not so fat Götze' is his Granate

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Why are /bundes/ twitter accounts so cringy?

>>76430548

I would argue that all non-news twitter users are cringey.

>according to ksta.de Serge Gnarby will not be switching to Hoffenheim after all

Is he going to Leipzig of Bayern guys?

>>76430870
yes

>>76430870
rbl or cashpoint altach

>>76430870
>Implying Gnabry isn't a Werder /LIFELONG/ and wants to win it all with them

>>76431026

I sense sarcasm.

>>76430870
pls let Gnarby be the #Granate

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>Derweil scheint der deutsche Rekordmeister Bayern München offenbar Ernst bei Corentin Tolisso zu machen. Laut Informationen von „mercato365.com“ befindet sich der Mittelfeldspieler von Olympique Lyon bereits in fortgeschrittenen Gesprächen mit den Münchnern. Demnach sollen die Bayern bereits sein, 35 bis 40 Millionen Euro für den 22-Jährigen zu zahlen.
habbening ;----DDDD

good thread

>corentin tolisso

*Echte Granate™ intensifies*

>>76431128
#granate

Please visit fcbayern.com/Fan-Shop

>>76431128

>He promised a granate and now theyre imploding

Pure pottery.

I wouldn't want Serge Gnabry on a free. Overrated. Next Volland.

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>>76431223

>>76431223
>>76431237

Ok thats it. Im gonna put money of Schalke finishing bottom 5.

>>76430870
Buyern owns Gnabry and I doubt they'll let him go to a direct rival.

>>76431223
>>76431237
So did >Schalke give him a 6 month contract or are they long term planning a whole season with him?

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Orel Mangala from Anderlecht to Stuttgart

>>76431289
Uhh it says so in the second image??

>>76431289

It says it right there in the second pic.

>2-year deal.

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What #number will GRANATE™ rock?

https://fcbayern.com/shop/de/

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Boro appoint Garry Monk

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>>76431237
his fake smile freaks me out desu

>>76431314
>>76431322
You two ruined my joke and my day with that.

>>76431342

What number though? 25?

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76431223
>>76431237
Aue aue mein Erzgebirge D:

>>76431396

Moin.

>>76431352
you're going to get raped.png

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EINE ECHTE GRANATE!

>he doesn't rate Tedesco

Bundesliga table 2017/18
>1. Buyern
>2. Leipzig
>3. Schalke
>4. Hoffenheim
>5. Dortmund

>>76431352
das gesicht wenn du bei die schalke unterzeichnest und dich erinnerst dass dein vertrag auch für die zweite liga gelten tut

truly the age of tactics and Konzeptfußball.
Nagelsmann, Taktiktuchel, now Taktikdesco.
Any trainer who didn't complete his license with 1,0 BTFO!

>>76431380
SORRY

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>>76431223
>>76431237
didn't check any kind of football news today until now, holy shit!
>Schalke
pic related is actually the best coach they had in years

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>>76431491
>tfw we'll never see Loddar coaching a Buli club.

>>76431521
Is Keller BESCHISSEN WORDEN? He did nothing wrong.

>>76431474
you'd have that face as player, certainly not as coach, since they'll fire you long before that happaned anyway.

>>76431521
I'm not Neinhold but I always rated Keller. that didn't stop me from memeing >mit Keller in den Keller though

>season has been shit
>fire the trainer
>oh shit, there is nobody decent on the market
>let's just hire someone young, it worked for Hoffenheim, right?

The absolute fucking state of that management

The "Keller did a good job at >schalke" maymay needs to die.

>>76431532

That would be most entertaining thing in the world. Imagine a man with an IQ of 85 coaching a professional football club in the Bundes...

Imagine the memes.

>>76431521
>>76431546
t. neini

>>76431539
Keller was the original Beschinnene

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>>76431532
poor loddar
why does he have to be so stupid

>>76431491
What about Heiko Herrlich at Leverkusen?

>>76431532
Actually a shame. the boulevard ruined any kind of standing he ever had (well and he himself, too), maybe he should coach a club somewhere outside Germany or Turkey.
Or maybe he should finally learn some proper English and coach a club in the Championship.

>>76431554
give him a chance. cannot be worse than old senile ancelotti or that nn who just got hired at leverkusen

Worst managed teams in German football
1. 1860
2. HSV
3. >Schalke
4. Wolfsburg
5. Paderborn
6. Neverkusen

16. Red Bull
17. Freiburg
18. Köln

>>76431563
The CEOs hot brunette secretary would be pregnant after a week.

>>76431632

Hed probably also impregnate Bibiana Steinhaus during half-time.

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>>76431546
Same here. I think he really was a fucking good coach. took them to the CL with a bit more than mediocre squad and actually managed to teach them possession football. The shit BILD and the WAZ pulled off against him was really too much. Speaks volumes what kind of nice guy he is that he never lost his nerve.

>>76431627
Stuttgart should rank higher, just because they thrashed some no name teams in the 2nd Bundesliga doesn't mean that their management is suddenly not Schalke tier

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>>76431627
>18. Köln
Yes, >we've come a long way. Still sounds strange to say that the EffZeh is a somewhat well run club desu.

>>76431624
It just looks like >Schalke are just doing things for the sake of doing things. There is no grand vision or long-term strategy behind this. They've noticed that some teams have been successful with young trainers and now they want one too.

>>76431544
No, Heidel put himself in the spotlight now. Shitty signings (plus loans that carried on into the next season, now the transfer window hasn't even opened yet and they already spent €30m on players that weren't performing last season), lost players on a free and his favorite coach flopped after they bought him out of his Augsburg contract.

>>76431719
Heidel isn't retarded. I rate Tedesco higher than Bosz desu.

>>76431653
I hope he enjoys prison for rape then.

>>76431775
I rate Rangnick higher than both of them and yet he couldn't last at Schalke, nobody can.

>>76431775
>Heidel isn't retarded.

>you now remember the Konoplyanka deal

Which player will be stupid enought to join >Schalke and end his career this summer?

>>76431707
I think they still aren't very well run, they have a good manager and sports director but that's it. I mean, why do they consider building a new stadium when their old one is one of the better ones in the league? Will they pull a West Ham here or what?

>>76431841
some overrated mulatto as always

gnabry?

>>76431775

Tedesco might be better than Bosz. Bosz however is part of a very well run club with some quality players. Not to mention that BVB has already addressed the biggest problems in the squad (Reus/Götze replacement, Ginter replacement etc.) and is swimming in cash.

Schalke on the other hand is circling the drain. Its sad actually. I miss the days when Raul and Neuer played at Schalke.

If Tedesco fails, theyll blame him, instead of acknowledging that the club itself is poorly run.

Rinse and repeat.

Thats literally what happened with HSV.

>>76431821
He didn't get fired, though. He claimed he had burnout while probably signing a higher paying job at Leipzig. Schalke was doing well under Ragnick.
As a human Ralle is absolute disgusting trash, but he has great knowledge

>>76431862
According to the local press they don't really want to build a new one, but they're discussing to expand the Müngersdorfer to a 75.0000 seate stadium.

>>76431441
Who dis semen demon?

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>>76431953
use google imagesearch before asking stupid questions.

>>76431775
I unironically believe Bosz would have been the perfect choice for Schalke. Someone who plays good football and displays authority. Many Schalke players lack passion, ambition, discipline. Remember what Höwedes said after they lost against Ajax?
>The body language was already missing during warm up.
Bosz would have sorted that out. I don't think a 30 year old can't help. That guy comes too late, he should have taken over when they still had the homegrown talents like Draxler, Matip, Sane and Kolasinac.

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Reminder: Thiem plays Nadal in a few minutes.

>>76432026
>Ribery pepe

kek, saved!

>>76432193
KiK

>>76432167
RG is over for me. I don't want to see that fat cuckboi in the final.

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>>76431441
>tfw no cute big titted gf

>>76432167
I already know how that match is gonna end so watching it feels kind of pointless.

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>>76432279
GOnna watch at least the first two sets desu. if nadull is up 2-0 then i'll rip the match

>>76432225
>rather see murri in the final
sad!

>>76431935
He was there twice and fired the first time.

>>76432323
That's reasonable. I'll consider that too.

Dortmund should sell Ginter, Götze, Rode, Schürrle and Sahin

>mfw all their German players are shit
what went so wrong

>>76432381
Reus is shit?
>inb4 yeah xd

>>76432323
>literally a cucked fat boi

meh I could watch a Götze match as well

>>76432396

Hes just baiting. Ignore him.

>>76432398
I would Götze play tennis. who wouldn't.

goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Txyp-mYYi0

>>76432396
Reus and Weigl are good but every other German player at Dortmund is trash

I don't even know which transfer was dumber, Rode or Schürrle.

>>76431223
>>76431237
>Tedesco
>isn't

>>76432581
we'll claim that he is if he turns out to be good

>>76432622
He was awesome in Aue, they had a huge winning streak that made them stay in 2. league.

However, Aue is like the opposite of >Schalke

>>76432785
what is her coaching style?

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R8 1860s new coach.

hello where are the bundas

>>76432908
18/60

Joke was self made

>>76432908
looks like a Horst

>>76432546
Not even giving Rode a chance was dumbest of all. Schürllel has always been garbage.

>>76433386
Rode had talent. Really fucked up his career with his Bayern move, should have stayed at Frankfurt.

Fully convinced Rode was part of the Hummel transfer because Dortmund couldn't justify selling Hummels for 20m only.

>>76433468
He did everything right. The guy is made out of glass and now he's getting big money for resting.

>>76433386

Rode and Schürrle are perma injured.

>>76433561
>Fully convinced Rode was part of the Hummel transfer
of course it was
aki is BESCHISSEN WORDEN

literally everyone is beschissen worden last summer. except for Benfica who received 36m for Sanches.

>>76430548
Have you ever seen a non-cringy german?

Me neither.

>>76433942
because you live in a 350m deep bunker

>>76433942
>t. Südschwabe

>>76433942
EdGy @Z F ü ç k.

@76433942
Self-loathing Austrians and Switzerlandians (not worth looking the correct spelling up) in our German /bundes/ thread - episode #840438230

>>76430395
4

>>76430516
alexis is having fun trying to distract everyone and himself from the training repetitivity

>>76431314
>wearing a t-shirt underneath your shirt
only in germany

>>76434597
It's "Schwitzer", fäm.

ist tolisso gut?

>>76434597
Schweißer I believe

>>76434607
>>wearing a t-shirt underneath your shirt
it's called Unterhemd for a reason you fucking waste of space

>>76431719
Weinzierl wasn't exactly old...

>>76434848
No idea because I usually don't watch Ligue 1.

>>76432908
looks like some Alki they found at the local Fußgängerzone begging for money.

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>>76432948
;^)

>Tedesco (or Todesco, or Todisco; plural Tedeschi) is an Italian word for "German". Etymologically, it derives from Theodiscus, sharing the same root of German "Deutsch". Both Tedesco and Tedeschi are common surnames among Italians, both in Italy and in the diaspora. The surname and its variants means someone from Germany. The surname is also listed as a common Jewish surname in Italy. Paul Johnson notes that the 'Natione Tedesca' described Jews of German origin, being among the three Jewish ethnic divisions resident in mid-16th-century Venice.[1]
Every day you learn something new.

I still rate Weinzierl desu. Not his fault that >schalke sucks out the soul of every self respecting human being.

Watching Formel 1 practice from Canada (the F1, I'm in DK)

>>76435415
can you blame Ribery for fucking her?

>>76435958
no

>>76435698
Donkey Kong?

>>76436104
Danmark

>>76436150
uhm....okay.... Have fun watching Formel1 (F1) in DK (Denmark)

>>76436440
From Canada (CA)

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>[...] Und auch Michael Gregoritsch? Der 23-jährige Stürmer steht bei den Hanseaten noch bis 2019 unter Vertrag und erzielte in der vergangenen Spielzeit immerhin 5 Bundesliga-Tore – keiner seiner Teamkollegen kommt auf mehr.
>erzielte in der vergangenen Spielzeit immerhin 5 Bundesliga
>keiner seiner Teamkollegen kommt auf mehr.
rely maeks u think desu

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>>76436656
>you now realise that not a single HSV player scored more than 5 goals last season

>>76436656
Could this be the next Bayern Granate?

>>76436504
Okay (O.K.)

>>76436698
that's some nasty Berichterstattung.

>>76436711
only if the HSV is going to sell him for at least 50mil€.

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On a scale of 1 - Granate how would you rate Trochowski?

>>76436838
good technique, pretty meh at everything else. Rohrkrepierer/10.

>Klopp's time as Mainz-Trainer had attracted the interest of various Bundesliga clubs: Bayer Leverkusen, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund and Hamburger SV
>Hamburg sent a scout who reported that Klopp arrived late for training while smoking a cigarette
>The Bavarians said to him: "We're going to decide between you and an internationally recognised manager." Klopp said to them thanks but no thanks
>This left two suitors: Bayer Leverkusen and Borussia Dortmund
>Bayer made it clear to him that rather than being in charge, he would be number 2 to Mirko Slomka.
>Bayer eventually settled on Bruno Labbadia and Klopp went to BVB as his final option


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>neverkusen
>hiv

>>76436838
a shame, he should have felt a bit more Spanish that particular year

>>76436838
poor's man Carsten Jancker

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>>76436946
>The thinking man's Iniesta

>>76436981
hmmmm......

>>76436838
remember when he played for müller against spain in 2010 with toni kroos on the bench

>>76437328
yeah. But in Jogis defence, Toni was 19 at that time and just played his first somewhat sucessfull season at Lelverkusen, while Trochowski was an experienced international.

Red pill me on BMG might start to support them.

>>76437750
They were gud in ancient history, but went shite. Then they were shite some more until recently it seemed as if they're gonna be gud again. But alas, they still shite.

>>76437328
>>76437403

You two probably also forgot that Kroos had the only chance of the entire game for Germany and missed an open goal.

>>76438087
>forgot
Supress would be the better word.

>>76437750
>Update
they are on the decline

>>76437750
Hecking is going to lead them to a 2nd place and a DFB-Pokal win the moment De Bruyne joins.

With Weinzierl gone, Hecking is now my leading candidate to be sacked in the last week of October or first week of November.

>>76438348
Mine would be Gisdol.

>>76438366
Great suggestion

>>76438402
Knowing HIV, it's a quite obvious choice desu.

>>76438428
Yes, I didn't think of him. Maybe he'll be gone sooner than that.

https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1497041245352.webm

>>76438466
yeah maybe. guess we'll have to wait and see

>>76438662
Lamo

>>76438683
Yes

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>>76438662

>>76433343
>>76435383
that's bierofka

>>76439064
looks like some Alki they found at the local Fußgängerzone begging for money.

>>76439089
that's BIERofka

proxy off, drunkmark

>>76439166
The file name is also wrong so... I'm busy watching a cinéma

>>76439427
what are you watching?

>>76434848
no

>>76439427
>>76439462
just finished watching Кpиминaльнaя фишкa oт Гeнpи.2011.BDRip.720p by msltel.mkv

henrys crime with keanu reeves

>>76439462
Ordet

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night

What is beschissen worden?" means?

>>76430375
Sign Forsberg. He bossed it vs France tonight.

>>76439476
I cant really take keanu reeves serious idk. was it any good for a flick?

>>76439487
I have never heard of this one desu

last movie I watched was 12 angry men last wednesday. thats always nice

>>76439538
being shit on

>>76439568
Yes that's a good one.
Ordet is very, very good too. It's on youtube with good English subtitles.

>>76439595
MmmmMMMmmmmm

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44 completed passes

>>76439622
saved into my big ass backlog list

>>76439651
hmmmm...

>>76439651
kek

You now remember mix diskerud

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>>76439651
>12 angry men

>>76439778
THIS
He should have watched 12 Monkeys instead

>>76439878
ughhh I have watched this one a million times already tho

Would be fun if you made 12 Angry Monkeys

Watch the assassination of Jessie James by the coward Robert ford

>>76440138
yes I liked that one

good nigg´ht

nachti

>>76439651
parking the bus is fucking cancer

bump and good night

>>76447342
yes good night

>>76439568
>was it any good for a flick?
yes. very easy watch

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>>76439672
>big ass backlog

Hi everybody I'm dr. Pavel

>>76449590
Lewd

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pls let ibrahimovic be the granate

(only if he is okay with the role as a benchplayer backup for lewanjewski)

>>76450960
good night to you too

>>76450982
no

gooooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

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Beijing Sinobo Guoan @FCBeijingGuoan 3h
We are glad to have Mr. Roger Schmidt join us. Welcome to Beijing!

>>76451071
good morning anonos-samara-kun~

>>76451214
good for him

>>76451214
>black buttons on a white shirt

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>>76451214
sad! good filename tho
>>76451071
good morn'
>>76451254
hey
>>76451246
good morn'
>>76450985
good morn'

>http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/bayern-munich-prepared-make-alexis-10587172

>The German giants are negotiating £350,000-a-week deal to blow Manchester City out of the water and end Arsenal’s hopes of keeping him

granate confirmed?

>memearrowing links
kys

Is >Schalke madman enough to try to get Ibra?

>>76451550
no they are trying to be reasonable now with le young talented lads way but it doesn't work either.

Schalke relegated

Cap this

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Can't wait to buy my G R A N A T E jersey lads.

tfw you finally switch teams and become a bayern supporter again after having ridden the dortcuck train for more than 2 years

>>76451214
So now he should be set for life.

>>76451356
arsenal dont want him to move to another english club. bayern have already won

>>76452877
hey anon. nice digits

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>Ist die Entscheidung im Poker um Alexis Sanchez schon gefallen? Medienberichte aus der Heimat des Arsenal-Stars besagen, dass der FC Bayern im Rennen um seinen Wunschspieler den Kürzeren gezogen hat. Sanchez wird die Gunners demnach zwar verlassen, allerdings nicht in Richtung München. Nach Informationen des chilenischen Journalisten Fernando Solabarrieta hat der 28-Jährige „seinen Wechsel zu Manchester City finalisiert.“
:'D

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hello bundesu rate my freestick

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>cake for breakfast

gunners and bauern are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad right now

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>sperm for breakfast

>>76453091
>>76453123

Just woke up and tm.de is down.

No Granate after offering 25 million a year?

>>76453104
its okay

>>76453119
my father used to eat cake for breakfast because it was the only thing he managed to gulp down his throat in the morning

thanks for reading

>>76453119
>>76453131
hi kyouko

yeah i kind of do too

i hate eating in the morning, but cake is great

>>76453134
B

>>76453192
E

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I'm not kyouko >:(

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>>76453166
make it a habit and u will get used 2 it!!

>>76453227
that's fucking retarded.

>>76453236
what exactly, the content of the picture or to make breakfast a habit you get used to

>Neben Lazio Rom sind laut der türkischen Zeitung „Aksam“ auch die beiden Londoner Top-Klubs Arsenal und Chelsea an einer Verpflichtung von Hakan Calhanoglu interessiert. Der Mittelfeldspieler hat noch einen Vertrag bis 2019, Bayer ist aber bereit, ihn für eine Ablöse um 20 Mio. Euro ziehen zu lassen
You now remember Hackan Schalhanoglu.

>>76453256
the picture

>>76453294
i agree

>>76453270
of course, le occasional freekick man

>>76452775
criminally underrated filename imo

Live broadcast including helicopter images of a small Danish bike race.
Pretty, pretty neat appetizer before the Dauphiné stage comes on.

you watch TV all day right?

Tolisso will be the GRANATE

Well I'm usually at work during the week, but today I'll certainly do nothing else.

how can you like TV so much tho

I'm not sure what that really means. I like watching cycling and certain other things.
I like having it on while I do stuff or when I just lie down on the couch, reading on my tablet.

Die Verbraucherzentrale warnt: bei Tolisso handelt es sich NICHT um eine Granate

>how can you like TV so much tho

the electronic jew is the thinking man's companion. literally the second best invention in history.

best invention is Bienenstich, right?

nah, obviously the best invention is the internet (www) duh

I seriously start to lose the interest in modern football. Way too much money involved.

TOLISSO CONFIRMED

GRANATE !

>>76453659
>>76453781

GRANATE

someone explain this granate meme

thanks

>>76453781
PENG!

literally who?

a fat man at buyern promised to bring a granate (grenade), now everyone wonders who this granate will be.obv it will be some1 like ibrahimovich, tolisso or torres

>>76453842
G-R-A-N-A-T-E!

We all know that Buyern attracts the best players. That's why Tolisso (GOAT) will sign

he isn't THAT fat anymore

Einer von euch auf

https://www.transfermarkt.de/fc-bayern-munchen

unterwegs?

>>76453925
no. I'm just copy&paste some of the news.

>>76453925

das Forum

>>76453925

Lol no.

Tm.de discussions are pure cancer disguised in smileys and fake politeness.

>you now remember how Sneijder was the GOAT once

yeah, bernd sneijder was pretty good

>>76453842
Nazi galatico

>>76453925
TM is literally >reddit, maybe even worse.

>>76453935
*I just

hallo und guten morgen!

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>>76453925
>they all talk in Oliver Kahn Deutsch

EIER! WIR BRAUCHEN EIER!!!!!!

>>76454110

it quite alright outside of topics involving dortmund and bayern uesz

>>76454150

servus bernd :DD

>>76433942
kek

>>76454213
t. Mr wixa

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kNdBiWWInvM

It appears that G R A N A T E really is going to City.

>>76454207
not Granaten?

why isn't Denmark lurking on plebbit instead btw? feels like it is a more suiting place

>>76454324
because retards like you encourage him

Bochum with their second signing in two days: Dimitrios Diamantakos from Karlsruhe, after Hinterseer yesterday.

>>76454324
I'm convinced Denmark is a bot.

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anyone who has a problem with denmark has a problem with me

>>76454462

You dont get to bring friends.

Kenneth Zohore playing for the Denmark U21 today.
He got his debut in Superligaen and played in the Champions League seven years ago.

>>76453091
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

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>>76454485

this is my line. i am CIA.

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>>76454317
DA IST DAS DING!! DAAA IST DAS DINNNNG!!!!

>>76453091
Are Bayern a small club now?

literally who is that negro?

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>>76454527
Dr CIA? I'm big fox of tactics

>>76454574
Boateng with earrings is a total granate

>>76454380
Denmark is Neinhold's masterpiece.

Fuglsang is flying. Tour captain for sure.

>>76454590

They will be once the infamous Festgeldkonto runs out and they are either forced to hold on to "MIA SAN MIA", or have to sell even more shares to Adidas et al.

>>76430375
>60 days left to sign a Granate
>Austria less patient for new players than for Anschluss

>We're gonna get Verratti
>T-Tolisso is b-better anyway
>We're gonna get Sanchez
>G-Gnabry is b-better anyway

Customers are getting BESCHISSEN by Kalle

predictions for the san marino game?

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>>76454579

aye

>>76454637

was getting blown up part of your plan?

Uli never said that they would sign a Granate, he meant that they will have a nice vacation in Granada, okay?

>>76454737
embarrassing 2-0

>>76454700

Your forgot Lukaku and Perisic.

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>>76454747
Of course!

>>76454764
yeah I could see something like that. an early lead and then another in min 88

will /ourguy/ timo werner score today?

>>76454821
is he in the squad? thought he had aua bauchweh or something.

Why is tm.de still down?

Are customers making sure no shareholder can bask in the incredible humiliation of the lack of grenades?

>>76454828
>Kader komplett: Werner stößt zum DFB-Team
to answer my own question

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what did they mean by this

Literally the worst possible international matches

Are Denmark playing tonight

>>76455439
World Cup - UEFA Qualification:: group E June 10 18:00 Kazakhstan ? - ? Denmark

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my face when demnach and germany used the friendly against each other to prepare for their world cup uefa qualification match today

you are a smart one arent you

>>76455495
no

>>76455468
REALLY activates the amygdala

I have some soilbears (Erdbären) in my fridge

also some eggs and flour. should I bake a cake?

only if you post pics

>>76455583

Make pancakes/crepes/palatschinken

>>76455620
How about I make waffles instead? But then I would have no use for my soilbears

>>76455640
Waffles with Schlagsahne and Earthberries

>>76455640
cake
a
k
e

ok will find my waffeleisen now

>>76455824
fk u

>tfw no waffeln
just end me lads

or bring me waffeln

just made a tee vee thread

>>76455457
Hmm okay. I guess I will watch until the F1 quali begins, unless the miracle happens and Denmark actually score.

Is Alexandru Maxim good?

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>walk into the living room
>see this
your response?

>>76456172

He used to be a promising talent 3-4 years ago, but he got relegated to the 2nd league and he just got back to the Bundes...

In essence, not a grenade.

link to the thread pls

also the 'close' button on my car remote just fell off. it took me a minute to realize i could just manually lock the car with the key on my remote ugh

>>76456208
i never hired a cleaner

>>76456214
What about for the Championship?

>>76456208
i would probably call the police

>>76456233

Kinda hard to say. Hes definitely not terrible, but he isnt what I would consider a "standout player".

His stats arent that good for Stuttgart (which include one season in the 2nd, where he was injured for months).

50% chance of being a shit transfer imo.

But who knows...