/tennis/ - Roland Garros

>>76429012
Warwinka be Cry

>>76429012
COMMUNISM

>>76429015
if you saw how excited he looked in those leaked Skype calls, you'd agree

ostapenko

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>murray vs nadal final

The only upside of Nadal winning is that the Spanish anthem is pretty fucking great.
https://youtu.be/vItTWzOiu-E

>miss all your first serves
>hold to love

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>2017
>not hitting your bh with 2h

>>76429048
at least yours has lyrics

Mmmm freshly new baked bread

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Post blonde players

>>76429063
*glances at boobs*

>>76429050
Go away conman, your pathetic antics have no place in this noble thread.

>>76429056
I know but yours is still better.

>>76429048
prefer the republican anthem

Something is really wrong with wawrinka today he's not hitting DTL backhands at all and he's hitting meme slices

https://twitter.com/doublefault28/status/873149762312302592

^^^^^^^^^
webm experts pls convert : 3

>>76429087
i banged his girlfriend last night
sorry bout that

>>76429087
He really needs to start going more to Muri's FH side.

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>>76429032

>>76429102
so cute

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>>76429063

>>76429102
why do people like this ogre

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>>76429063

>>76429125
dont be rude

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>>76429125

>once again, people dismissed our great EBAM
>now look whats happening

MUZZA PUMPED UP

>>76429140
It's all Stan's fault

>>76429124
Bird named after a bird

>>76429140
*lobs and hits 30km/h forehands until UE*

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>>76429102
gifs are doodoo quality but there was an attempt made

>>76429125
boi if you dont delte this post i will come round your house and EVICT you

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>>76429102
lol

>>76429175
>>76429135
>>76429138
autists worshipping an ugly sports girl
this reminds me of the olympics

>>76429125
Please go die in a bombing.

>>76429171
>>76429179
>imagine how much Halep loves that Tiriac beard munching on her pussy

Wawrinka has hit a lot of great passes today

>>76429179
guy on the left looks like fidel castro

>>76429194
stop

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>the Nadal match after this
I feel blessed these days

This match is WTA tier wtf.

>>76429211
*started watching tennis after SCAM's first wimbledon*

>>76429207
It's easier on clay, tbf.

Do players have a limited number of challenges on clay? Could they technically get the umpire to check the mark every single point for funnies?

>>76429216
WTA players aren't as smart as Murray.

>>76429238
yes, since theyre not challenges

>>76429171
*do you want i buy a dinner for you?*

*laughs*

SCAM incoming

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Lana Rhoades or Eva Lovia?

>>76429223
who is it?

Stanley pls win this one for me

>>76429243
*If you pick the right winner you get oral, if not anal*

*laughs*

>>76429251
lana
eva looks a bit rough these days

>>76429253
raul

>>76429253
oh wait it's tiriac isn't it
sorry, i'm tired

TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS TALK TENNIS

>>76429282
Why won't your boner go down?

>>76429293
wha

>>76429251
Stop watching porn.

>>76429286
Nadal is handsome

>>76429251
stop watching blacked.com

This is a nice preview for the women's final tomorrow.

>>76429303
good taste d esu

cuckrinka is gonna blow this break

please michael dont choke now

YIIIIPPPPPPIIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>76429311
>blacked
am not

>>76429322
>michael
?

>>76429286
I feel like shaving my legs.

Confirmed the break ¯\_(ツ)

>>76429322
MATCH POINT HERE WE GO

>>76429344
I feel like doing this too I spend too much time drying off after the shower

>>76429251
T S Eliot or T S Bailey?

Stan my man

>>76429348
hi friend

>>76429339
hes watching the kiwi play doubles or some meme

>>76429359
oh right

>>76429339
>>76429348
>>76429354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz4PXOqg4Js
Michael Venus to the final.

>>76429130
The only good thing about Put-in-seva ishhee heer legs and you post a pic of her moonface.

Stan doesn' want to serve the set out.

>>76429251
London Keyes is the patrician choice. Her trio of performances in Manuel Ferrara's RAW series were magnificent

Interlude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD7FwN_n2qU

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rekt

LET'S GO BOYS


*points to head*

>>76429368
Oh fuck, completely forgot that was on. On ya lad.

>>76429375
>moonface
?

>scam

STANLEY THE MANLY

>>76429251
>two fucking coal burners

no thanks

Murri SHOOK

I need some Maury memes now.

STANANIMAL

>>76429396
gaaaaay

Who's the better pusher? Andy or Novak?

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>>76429368
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country

>>76429402
>says the german

The problem for Murray is that he is not as good at tennis as Wawrinka

t. Expert pundit

>>76429268
>dem clown lips

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No silverware for Judy this year?

>>76429414
Really seizes my property.

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>>76429392

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afghgfg i'm too tired for 2 more sets

Pundit, how to solve that problem?

t.having the same problem with life in general

>>76429251
fucking viet monkey kys. porn is bad. your cock is small enough as it is. the more you stroke it the smaller it gets.

muzz will lose. stanimal is raping

>>76429413
>worshipping unpure pornfus

>>76429413
What's your point

>>76429434
ALL NIGHT ERECTION GUY?!

Murray looks shook.

>>76429441
All women suck cock. Some women get paid to do it on video.

>>76429439
an emu fucked your gf then a kangaroo went in for seconds

>>76429439
>the more you stroke it the smaller it gets
?

>Oddsmakers have given Paris about a 75 percent chance of being awarded the 2024 Olympics.

Will they play RG?

>>76429456
So you'd have no problem with your daughter doing that. Sad!

>>76429462
he's a catholic

THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF ENGLAND ON SUICIDE WATCH

ANALPOPE

>>76429464
kek, right when Nadal is gone

>>76429464
Most likely.

>>76429462
its true
source : experience

>>76429469
>implying any women would ever take my seed

lol. Holes in your cheese and brain

>>76429464
>Paris
Good, Olympics should always be suited for European time.

>>76429464
either that or Paris Indoors

>>76429477
He has a gold medal already anyway.

NADAL IS SHOOK

>>76429485
THAT'S JUST AGING

>>76429464
Easy gold medal for Thiem

>>76429505
i only have a heel fetish tbqh

>>76429505
fuck off degenerate

SHOOKETH

SCAM

>>76429505
kys my man

feet seems like something i could be into irl but is not fap material

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murray nooooooooooooooooooooooo

S C A M
H
O
O
K

>>76429251
>3d
sick dude

>>76429529
You're either into it or not. You can't force yourself to like a fetish.

Stannis the Mannis

Murray is playing like shit.

Stan in 4 or going to 5?

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Wat he doin?

>>76429537
unless it's rape

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>>76429505
patrician tßh

based stan

>>76429548
erm

>>76429545
Implying thiem gonna rape him like at rome

SHIT I FIGURED IT OUT

Murray was up last night watching the slow death of May the mummy therefore he is losing energy now.

Even Murray knows that sometimes politics is more fun than tennis

Also he is worse at tennis

>>76429464
I remember them saying in the draw ceremony that RG will host the olympics.

>points
Wawrinka 90 - 74 Murray

>breaks
Wawrinka 4 - 1 Murray

>>76429545
lol irl Rafa tards, I thought they only existed on MTF

>>76429549>>76429548


get out.................................................... virgins

Fellow posters, I am about to propose a controversial notion: is Andy Murray ... dare I say it ... SHOOK?

>>76429566
It's not looking good desu senpai

Does SCAM intentionally fuck up his first serve to intimidate opponents?

>>76429537
Yes you can. Kinda. I used to derail threads of a certain fetish on /b/ with spiderman and made fun of the people calling dthem degenerates.

On time I started to fap "for the luz" and after some time I completely absorbed that fetish.

tl;dr I fucking glad I never trolled in trap and IR threads.

>>76429569
I'm saving myself for marriage

>>76429529
Yeah this. You need irl feet, preferably sweaty feet, the skin, the nails, the feel of it.. licking them.. sucking them.. rubbing your dick against his feet and eventually putting your dick between his toes.. total bliss. I'm aroused even typing this.

but yeah you can't have that with just a picture. It does nothing for me.

Time for WTA

>>76429570
last 7 games are 7-0 to Wawrinka, therefore I should like to say.....Yes

>>76429464
Yes

Is Murri throwing it?

>>76429588
>his

>>76429560
Labour won?

Anyone else still irritated by the collapse of the Serbian warrior?

>>76429588
>his

>>76429589
this!

>Trust the process

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>>76429612
He will be back.

FUCK MURRAY AND FUCK SCOTTISH """"""PEOPLE""""""

>>76429603
Maybe not in your mudhole, but over here we have lgbtq+ rights. What the fuck are you guys even doing? I'll be celebrating my freedom with my 2007scape friends in a short while, because that's what's freedom is like. Fuck you. Suck it (literally ;)

>>76429612
No big 3+Murrie need to h*ck off

booming backhands

>>76429628
have fun dude

>>76429612
He will eek a couple more slams surely

But at the end of the day he will be behind Roger Rafael and Pete
I wanted him to tie with Nadal

ugh

Stan just can't not choke.

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choke incoming?

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK BROWN SURFACES AND FUCK BROWN PEOPLE

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>>76429627
Stupid gypsy

I'm starting to fall asleep. tired af 2bh
need to stay up for ANOTHER match

simon reed is tarding too much for scam

>>76429642
>>76429560
/pol/ is not this board

>>76429585
This post should be inducted in the /tennis/ hall of fame

FUCK STAN AND FUCK SWISS """""""PEOPLE"""""""

>>76429668
i doubt i'll make it to the end of this never mind the second match

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That's the problem with Stan, he's eithe a cuck or THE MAN. He's never just solid. That' why I'm afraid he'll ruin the final and get triple bageled.

>>76429670
>responding to antifa fin
lmao just lmao

>>76429678
stay strong, Andy

>>76429670
this is not /toilet/

>>76429648
If he gets a couple more than he'll tie or surpass Pete and maybe Rafael.

Stan is a walkover don't doubt EBAM

>>76429686
thanks, i didn't know he's cancer

>>76429642
>Tories will lead a minority government
NI Unionists will support them tho

>>76429588
post feet

>>76429692
>finish banter

>>76429699
you never know when you're gonna witness another SCAM episode

>>76429719

What is this SCAM meme?

W T A
T
A

>>76429612
'that little tiny country of swiz'

>>76429728
fuck you latvia.
EBAM is not a fucking meme

>>76429683
He is a mental midget.

If Murray loses do Scots riot?

>>76429728
Scotland's Cowardly Andy Murray

EBAM = England's Brave ANdy Murray

just classic toilet /sp/ humour

>>76429743
>EBAM

What is that?

>>76429752
only if we lose to England in Glasgow on Saturday(very likely)

jesus christ Murray is shit

wtf stan

*points at temple*

>>76429710
>Corbyn is dangerous he is a TERRORIST SUPPORTER
>2 days later
>Mummy May literally forms a government with the support Ulster terrorists

Those guys killed more than the Brits and the IRA combined, really makes me think

>mfw my facial hair only gets to Murray's level
>mfw my whole family say i look like Murray
>tfw no gf

>>76429754
lmao. Thanks for explaining

>>76429777
*pulls the trigger*

JUST

>le backhand into net man

god this match is a fucking grind

>>76429733
Post kerber. I'm bored.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>SCAM

Do you think Donna raises Stan's kids?

SCAM

>>76429781
>tfw beard is full on one side but patchy on the other

>>76429796
There's currently no tennis player called Kerber

>scam

lmoa the English colony of Murray

hahahahaha holy shit how did Murray get #1 on the owrld rankings????

>delbenis

>>76429796
I was just referring to the quality of their service games

>>76429728
Scotland's Courageous Andy Murray

hello everyone

>>76429821
Djoker was plain ol shite

stan

>>76429821
Raonic kept withdrawing

>>76429821
Fed and Nadal died last year

>>76429714
POST ERECTION

Please don't choke stan

STAN PLAYS EVERY SMASH AND VOLLEY TO MURRAY'S HAND

that was some good defence

LET'S GO LADS

>>76429821
by being the best tennis player in the world for 6 months.

pretty straightforward.

is this your first tennis match? bless you

stan's extreme grip fucks him up when he goes for overhead

>>76429860
His decision making has been horrible

JUST

Fuck Murray's a big wall, but all that busting his nut to get to the ball will wear him out

Well, someone post then something funny or arousing. I'm bored by this """tennis""".

>>76429826
Sorry, mate. I mistook you for someone else.

>>76429779
May will go down as one of the biggest fucking failures in politics. She is actually a joke.

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>>76429886
Have a Djoker of ""peace""

>>76429809
inferior genes detected

is stan the new nishikori?

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>>76429886
Have this twitter '''meme'''

>>76429872
every match I've seen from him he just barely won, he's the definition of a stat padder, and he made it to the top. I hope he's proud of himself and his ugly mug.

WTA
T
A

EAT FUCKING SHIT /SP/


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

that BH was delicious

stan the man has this in 5. i couldnt find the section to bet on this on william hill, so if it happens ill be annoyed

>>76429911
Fucking kek, great job whoever made this

Fuck you Wawrinka.

God-like defence again

/SP/ BTFO

>>76429911
>critical_system_failure_warning.webm

I'm gonna need some new meme player to step up and poop on all these dudes. This is fucking pathetic.

Stanley, think of all the people that trusted you and put money on you

Does anyone fancy holding serve?

>>76429914
>he's the definition of a stat padder

21-6 record versus top 10 opponents in 2016.

stop posting about this sport

>>76429931
more like
>just wait for the big hitting guy to make an UE

>>76429939
Federer

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>>76429886
vintage meme

>>76429939
Goodt luck with that, the new generation is crap.

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>>76429939
*saves tennis*

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Hey. Is this Greek /yourguy?

I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS /SP/ YOU TOLD ME STAN WAS GOING TO WIN

gonna cook burgers whilst this wta untangles

>>76429939
pouille
zverev

wawrinka > federer

>>76429939
Meme

>>76429939
believe in thiem

fuck, that lob
>>76429954
his anticipation is unreal. he's making deep returns off defensive positions. it's not easy to do

Oh shit

MURRAY

>>76429996

EBAM

stan pls

>>76429976
>poo ill

Wawrinka has a sub-saharan iq.

HOLY SHIT

why do so many people like stan? he's an arrogant little dick and disrespectful to other players on the tour

DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING ANTICIPATION RIGHT THERE? LET'S GO ANDY

Stan stop fucking smashing the ball right to where Murray's standing

ENGLAND

>>76430003
t. racism

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>>76430000
WIN CONFIRMED BY QUADS

>>76430010
>stan the man lmao xD

I don't get it either. He's a horrible human being.

>>76430010
Stan is bro-tier

ya blew it

>>76430017

first time in my life, but fuck it, I'm taking it!

>>76430015
WEAKEST

FUCKKKKKK PLEASE STANNN

I haven't seem someone blow so many chances since the 2015 USO final.

>>76430010
Why do so many people like SCAM? he's a moany little prick and his defensive playing style is boring to watch

Hold and break coming up. I feel it.

>>76430026
>says the arab

That doesn't help your argument.

"no!" - Andy Murray

>>76430010

People "Like" him because he's playing BASED EBAM and they can't handle the idea of BASED EBAM winning

>>76430022
imagine always being the shadows of a guy like federer
for years his wife told him to quit tennis and be a family man because he just wasn't good enough.
that was stans life for years until he won a slam.
stan represents the losers of life who never could have made it

STANLEY

england posters are cringe

>>76430032
KYLE

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still awake

>>76430045
not really making an argument here. I'm not that autistic

cuckrinka is back

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>>76430010
blocked Djoko from winning 2 slams

>>76430039
thought u were on court stan

What are these black things on Murray's socks?

HAHAHAHA

>>76430062
>this projecting

wew lad

>>76430067
did u stay all night watching elections?

What did that net do to Murray

VAS-Y STAN

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Fuck I hate this limp dick faggot! I hope some ballboy gets pissed and beats Wawrinka up after the match.

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>>76430095
yes

>>76430079
3, sry

Clutchrinka

why is Wawrinka such a cry baby

>>76430087
its only truth family

STAN

Tiebreak confirmed

>>76430098
MILKY

BIG hold

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>>76430079
>that gif

>>76430082
Ankle braces

>>76430117
>s'pain

>>76430082
autism socks

>>76430104
DJOKO would have 15 slams rn if it weren't for Stan, truly /ourguy/

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LET'S GO LADS

If Stan wins this match he'll overtake Djokovic in the rankings lmao

Stan was married to a fat ugly old woman and decided he rather git gud at tennis than be stuck with this munter. Divorced and won a slam immediately after and now is banging a hot young slav girl. And people on this board still deny he is /ourguy/, smdh.

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>>76430134

EBAMMMMMMMMMM

>>76430082
Ankle bandages