All times official RWCT
Super Rugby:
Hurricanes 14 - 17 Chiefs
nothing else til 30th June
BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY
Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians kek
Lions 16-22 Blues HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Sat 10 June
19:35 Lions v Crusaders, Christchurch
>Tues 13 June
19:35 Lions v Highlanders, Dunedin
>Sat 17 June
19:35 Lions v Maori All Blacks, Rotorua
>Tues 20 June
19:35 Lions v Chiefs, Hamilton
>Sat 24 June
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
>Tues 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes. Wellington
>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington
>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland
Internationals this weekend:
>Saturday 10th June
5:00 PM Australia v Fiji, Melbourne
5:40 PM Japan v Romania, Kumamoto
>Sunday 11th June
12:00 AM Italy v Scotland, Singapore
3:00 AM South Africa v France, Pretoria
4:00 AM Brazil v Portugal, Sao Paulo
7:15 AM Argentina v England, San Juan
8:00 AM USA v Ireland, Harrison
9:00 AM Canada v Georgia, Calgary
Muscular first post for The Sharks
>>76428492
The Sharks play in the next Super Rugby match. Will it be a good one?
Neither the Hurricanes nor the Chiefs will win this season.
>>76428510
It had better fucking be, lad. Else I may need to kill myself.
>>76428510
who against?
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for this man to break your advantage line. Do you have decent cover defence?
>>76428585
Bulls, 30th June
only the SA teams are playing that week
>>76428599
oh plus the Sunwolves and Jaguares oops
>>76428593
that guys a fucking tank. comes top of the 'dont wanna tackle' list
>>76428593
>Sampling, sharing or copying is a criminal act
you're fucked lad
>>76428616
>>76428599
both those games sound fun fampai
>>76428640
I'll dab the shit out of him if he threatens legal action.
Landers will win it all prove me wrong
*dabs*
Lions will narrowly lose the Crusaders match
narrowly win the highlanders match
draw the Chiefs match
comfortably win the maori match
upset the ABs in the first test
lose narrowly to the hurricanes
get BTFO by the ABs in the second test
lose narrowly in heartbreaking last-second fashion to the ABs in the third test
>>76429013
>draw the Chiefs match
put money on this if you actually think it will happen
Dave Rennie winning games with tactics far too complex for /rug/ to comprehend
>>76429025
Razor winning games with tactics far too complex for /rug/ to comprehend
>>76428435
*dabs*
haha amirite guys boomfa aha
>>76428861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFUSa_XB730
>>76429061
Poor form.
>>76428861
>>76429091
Scotland
>>76429182
good post
do you think scotland will beat italy
why are they playing in singapore
>>76429101
*dabs*
*mckenzie smile*
>>76429061
>>76429252
>>76429205
Yes
and fuck knows probably just an excuse for a holiday desu
shan't be going to any rugby games ever again if the ARU axe the Force
>>76428435
kek lions going to win boys
shan't watch the sport either
>>76429635
Assuming you mean the ones from SA, I agree.
>>76429061
Not enjoying this meme desu
>>76428631
in front of tuisova? That's ambitious lad
>>76429061
>not spending your Friday afternoons perfecting your dabs
sort your life out pal
Reminder that the second ranked side in the world has recently named Poos Franshit in their matchday 23.
>>76429632
yeah, the rebels are the ones who should be cut
>>76429632
Surely they won't do it the Force, when you consider the spike it's popularity is going to get when us white Saffa's get refugee status and all try to move there.
>>76429820
I unironically agree with you, even though it will pain me to not be able to watch The Sharks without travelling
>>76429635
game could go either way t b q e h w y (to be quite entirely honest with you) la
Vibing for tomorrow
Last november, Brazil lost to Portugal away by 3 and tomorrow's match is at home
Also,
>Furacões
>warburton injured
lul it's not even a surprise anymore
>>76429013
>upset the ABs in the first test
By upset you surely mean we get closer to winning than they expected?
Crusaders will put 30+ points on us.
>>76429112
who even is that?
>>76429205
>implying Italy have a chance
>>76429061
>>>/r/eddit
Best for everyone if you go back.
>>76429013
>upset the all blacks
Yes. I'm sure they are upset. Once in a lifetime opportunity, only once every 12 years and all that horseshit. What an honour to play the mighty, legendary Lions. Problem is, they're garbage. You'd be fucking upset too.
All memery and comedic dabbing aside, the Lions won't win another game. And that's just SO bad for world rugby. A NZ RWC win in 2019 will be the final nail in the coffin.
Pretty sure Paddy Jackson is banned from entering the United States
>>76436056
an nz rwc win in 2019 will be the coup de grace to end world rugby's suffering lad
after that we should be banned from playing internationally for a while, like sa back in the day
Jordie v Damien
One of these 2 playerd exposed themselves that game. The exposed one out of those 2 did these things, can you figure out which one it is?
>from halfway kicks the ball out on the full
>concedes a turnover
>has a handling error
>fell over trying to catch the ball with no pressure
>needed a team-mate to block his opposite from contesting the high ball to win it
>couldn't be bothered kicking extra points
>>76438188
You forgot
>won anyway
>>76436658
Sex pest paddy jackson is banned from entering most western countries.
He is welcome in all the muzzie ones though.
>>76428435
Bit disappointed I couldn't use my image for this thread, but good OP anyway OP.
jeez that coffee went straight through me.
Had to take a massive Standard Life Investments British ad Irish Lions lads.
It was sloppy and uninspired as expected.
>>76438650
This is the second time he hasn't been able to travel to the USA for "personal reasaons"
>>76428435
Is Rieko Ioane the next big thing NZ lads?
Getting ready to pass out soon lads, where did my life go so worng?
>>76438653
dumb delusional frogposter
>>76439217
It'd never too late to turn it around friendo.
>>76438188
I'd go for the meme man just for the meme potential desu.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/93471103/timaru-mayor-issues-challenge-to-lions-manager-following-unflattering-comments
>Lions getting BTFOd by Timaru of all places
June Internationals
All times are Central time (Shitcago - Buenos Aires)
Australia - Fiji 12am
Japan - Romania 12:40am
>Italy - Scotland 7am
>South Africa - France 10am
Argentina - England 2:15pm
Cannots - Georgia 4pm
USA - Ireland 4pm
green text are games I personally am looking forward to.
Auckland is 7 hours behind times posted, and England is 6 hours ahead times posted. Do the math.
>>76439325
Strong Kiwi post
>>76439217
no idea, enjoy things more
>>76438696
Great Kiwi post
>>76439770
Fuck
all those games are for Saturday
>>76439770
>Auckland is 7 hours behind
But it's not at all. NZ timezone is one of the furtherest ahead so every timezone is behind
>>76439846
poo peeland first again
>>76440110
Samoa
>>76440136
de facto part of the realm of poo peeland
>>76440136
There are some tiny irrelevant islands further ahead there in the +13 or +14 range
>>76439703
>p-please pay attention to us big strong loins
>this is being blown the fuck out in new zealand
>>76440392
>"I would give him a dose of reality, Timaru is the centre of New Zealand and the universe."
Hahahaa
>>76429112
>>76434844
Mitch Hunt. But that's the point, Highlanders were outmatched by a literal who back line
>>76429112
I'm in this webm
>>76440488
>implying a town at the centre of the universe would have a cheese roll smaller than this
https://superbangbang.superrugby.co.nz/#/boards/superbangbang-your-way-to-10k
Jesus fucking christ.
You cunts are literally too embarrassing for words.
>>76440731
nothing wrong with a wee bit of dabbing on the side lad
>>76440731
>boys(girls)
I fucking hate New York
>>76440731
Jealous because you have no culture outside of bogans?
Rugby
Lads
*dabs*
Who else is supporting their local grass roots rugby today?
>>76446019
i would be if i was at home (canterbury)
no idea what kind of grass roots there is in auckland
>>76440584
Point it out mate
>>76439770
>Auckland is 7 hours behind times posted
17 hours ahead.
>Do the math
You can't.
>>76447043
In the grandstand
>>76447195
Red turban in the cheap seats?
*blocks your tinder*
>>76449015
stop pushing your shitty meme
>>76449468
how upset are you that I didn't start it, pajeet?
>>76449518
literally drying my eyes with naan bread
>>76446019
I am a grass roots rugger
We lost but it was a good close game
>>76449581
>tfw wanted to play rugby but lived overseas till year 6, then i was too small and got bodied so swapped to hockey
I feel like a bit of a bitch, but im a goalkeeper so it sorta evens out
>>76446137
That would be Auckland club rugby you fucking idiot.
Severely hungover can't sleep.
I never knew you got blonde petrol sniffers.
*plays Fiji*
*takes the points*
Literally at GPS v Brothers right now watching old man Radike Samo.
>crusaders v lions
Rather watch my wife shit
>>76450011
>Plays minnow nation
>disrespects them by turning down point
Nice ""culture"" you have there.
>>76450107
Did you hear the crowd boo when teams went for the penalty during the Crusaders vs. Chiefs match up in Suva? The Fiji boys would rather see teams go for the try.
Evening lads, what's cracking
>>76450231
...Is that a Dark Turd phone case?
>>76450011
>this level of arrogance
>>76450231
Are you wearing two different scarves at the same time?
>>76450231
>aviators
>>76450231
looking good danny
>>76450160
>Fiji just went for the points
At least Australia had the decency to actually make the shot.
I'm missing the game lads. Tell me how my boys are doing
>>76450231
are you pleased that Syrups ended their drought against Boy's High?
>>76450462
not that anon but it was good to hear the soggies lost for once
>>76450446
fiji leading possession and in a few other areas but not able to score. overall Fiji are playing bretty gud mate. its 18-0 to australia just into second half
>>76450446
They're currently 18-0 in favour of Australia
>>76450231
How's Ivana lad?
Just chucked my coatesville mansion on the lions.
Pooinloosaders are shit
>>76450446
Aren't you playing new caledonia right now?
american """""""humour""""""" lads
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/93546256/lions-tour-richie-mccaw-endorses-sam-cane-as-one-of-four-all-blacks-the-lions-should-watch
When the fuck did Japan get good and who allowed this to happen?
They've been the punching bag of world rugby for decades, they got good because of patience and sticking at it
>>76450668
South Africa in 2015
Based Fiji
>>76450741
Virgin.
>not putting 60 points on a Pacific island team
Powell is a little qt
>>76450750
The Brit perception is that Aussie's are top bant
let's not spoil it
>>76450801
O U T B A N T E R E D
>>76450801
>apostrophe
>cheika
>>76450810
Do not enrage your motherland
>>76450811
T I P T O P B A N T Z
>>76450820
Stop sending rugby teams here then.
Literally self-inflicted.
dont ever fucking (You) me again pommy cunt
I like the seething atmosphere in here lads. Good set up for a seething poosaders loins clash.
This constant obsession with stats and which player is ranked where in terms of their stats in the australian commentary really triggers me.
>>76450831
stay mad
>>76450829
Sky Sports is literally why there are so many tour games, ££££
I don't think they actually knew how good the 5 NZ Super Rugby teams were
WIth no team cohesion we're gonna keep getting BTFO
>two trys for fiji
another long year for the wallabies
How is Australia x Fiji now?
>>76450842
Is stadium shaking with atmosphere?
>>76450874
32-14 australia's way
>>76450874
aus 32 - 14 fiji
1 minute to go
>letting Fiji over twice
Also: what the fuck is that hooter?
>>76450874
No I meant the atmosphere in /rug/ mate.
I'm not in Cuntschurch. Too much sewage in the streets fir my liking.
>>76450898
Didn't hear it. What was it llke?
>tfw my hairline will look worse than cheika's in less than 5 years
>34 missed tackles
>>76450917
It sounded like the players were about to get their mats out for evening prayer.
>>76450929
Please try to be a bit more culturally sensitive while we're hosting our British friends.
>>76450929
Wouldn't surprise me with the amount of mud slimes in aus.
>>76450929
Saturdays are for the Mujahadeen
>got the exact margin in bru
>no /rug/ pool for the non-loins international games
Harrumph
>>76450922
Watch poosaders put 30 on the loins; that'll cheer you up.
>>76450952
Make one then lad.
>Japan slaughtering Romania
kek
>>76450961
Nah
>>76450962
Reminder that everyone was saying that putting them in SR would be pointless.
Japan are basically an honourary SH team at this point.
>>76450972
desu i wish the sunwolves were just the brave blossoms
Starving, might have spaghetti and cheese in toast, or as we call it in Auckland: spaghetti and cheese on toast.
also this romanian commentary is hilarious
If the Lions win then it is indisputably Blues > Cumguzzlers. Blues got fucked over by the ref in the head to head.
Britain wears Canterbury.
Canterbury doesn't wear Canterbury.
Made me think.
Is still Japan x Romania on?
>>76450929
GOOD post
>>76451020
this has annoyed me for several years
>>76451022
Yeah.
Canterbury is Labour for first time since 1918
WORLD IN UNION
>>76451022
yes
http://cricfree.sc/watch/live/romania-vs-japan---live-streaming
currently japan 33 - 14 romania, 14 mins to go
>>76451030
Score?
I'll be watching this in the living room with my dad tonight boys. Apologies in advance if there is a lack of dabs going on in the thread.
>>76451039
33-19 for the Japs.
>>76451041
I just KNEW dabspammer would be a fucking poo-in-loosader. Kys lad.
Romania just scored an excellent try
33 - 21 with the conversion
>>76451039
33-21*. They've been carded and 15 minutes to go.
Genuinely more excited about watching the England C team pasting Argentina later than the Loins.
Brazil shall play again Romania in 2 weekends, but Romania without main players (no Vlaicu...) because trips to Japan and Canada.
>>76451061
romania will destroy >you
Wow Christchurch is fucking loud tonight
>>76451069
I wish we could beat Italy once.
Romanian language probably is harder to understand with reasonable precision for who understands italian.
hi where are the stream?
>>76451078
i'm actually very surprised you haven't yet and don't think it will be long.
>>76451078
You beat Canada in last WC
Also, didn't Romania beat Italy in 70's and/or 80's?
>>76451099
We beat Wales and Scotland back then.
>>76451092
Almost did it last WC. Also,
>Jap on the ground
>Surugiu drags him like a dirty rag
>>76450874
>Is stadium shaking with atmosphere XDXDDD
You're no longer a good poster.
>>76451119
Fuck up daniel
>>76451106
There are 7 victories against Italy counting Pre WWII matches and old FIRA Nations Cup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romania_national_rugby_union_team
>>76451133
I imagine Daniel would be the type of person to phonepost at the game
Why does Itoje clap and shout so much?
what pathetic excuse for a haka will the crusaders do tonight
>>76451133
>LEE U R LEE DAMYIL XD
Hey, stop posting.
This fucking ref, Jesus Christ Frenchie get your merde ensemble.
>>76451159
Crap-a oh Pongo
>>76451106
sorry you didn't win lad, it was a bloody good game
>>76451069
Probably, but Brazil shall count with an unexpected bye weekend before because Chile did cancel the test match against Brazil scheduled for next weekend.
>>76451166
why are french refs so average
>>76451159
Cru-sad-ers *clap*
Cru-sad-ers *clap*
>>76451171
I am confident we'll win in Canada tho. We are getting better
>>76451176
>neutral_answer.jpeg
*awakes*
>>76451011
Absolute truthie right here. How the FUCK does Blues Year Guy keep getting away with it.
>>76451163
Fuck up Daniel.
>>76451168
Kapa O Pango for a match against Leões?
Sumo lads
>acknowledging some dead coon chief
>>76451188
First of all, I'm not Daniel, but I'm flattered that you would think so.
the poos will have to win 15 games in a row to be better than the Based Undefeated Crusaders
My girlfriend is in New Zealand right now.
She's helping disadvantaged Islander kids with their reading and writing for a year.
>>76451192
based
>fitzgerald was a lion
>earls was a lion
>flutey was a lion
lul the jersey isn't that special
kinda hope the crusaders lose because their team and press will bring the best butthurt
still have a cheeky tenner on them though ;)
They say Christchurch city has no soul.
Matt GOD
Have Faletau and Farrell been our only good players so far?
>>76451198
don't you if you can call biology a disadvantage
(assuming they're Tongan or Fijian; Samoans are all good)
>>76451203
We don't care about meaningless exhibition matches lmao. Big club mentality, you know?
>>76451198
bad luck mate
>chemical WCs
>>76451198
bless her, if only more were like her they'd be able to communicate instead of clicking and thumping people
>>76451198
>my girlfriend
>>76451195
Based Daniel
>>76451212
stuff will be like 'THEY FINALLY LOST' and mark reason will write a column on how terrible they've been all season and the coach will have a tantrum and public meltdown involving fatalities
can't wait
CRUSADERS!
SOUTH ISLAND IS FOR PROUD CHRISTIANS ONLY
>New Zealand infrastructure
>>76451211
What?
>>76451215
It's alright, she's doing what she loves.
Lions 22 - 24 Crusaders
>crushedchurch doesn't get an all blacks test
*inhales*
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w80NJZd8g8I
>>76451198
What's your snapchat name lad? I'll give you a shoutout when I rail her from behind.
>>76451237
S-shut up
>>76451223
He said Islanders not Irelanders
>>76451235
bbc that is PSYCH
but yeah Tongans are the laughing stock of the pacific. all my Samoan mates feel ashamed of them for being intellectually inferior and giving pacifica people a bad name
>>76451230
>english sport
shit at football
shit at cricket
shit at rugby
>>76451195
That's so Daniel.
>>76451237
>North Island 3 Lions tests
>South Island 0 Lions tests
Tane's waka on suicide watch.
>earthquake was 6 years ago
>still don't have a stadium
lol?
nice """city""" you've got there
Lions just look bored lmao
the Haka is no better than a chimpout
>haka
>>76451248
Kek
I'd just start warming up. This is just gay
>>76451251
based Colgate how's the missus m8
>ANOTHER fucking haka
>tfw All Whites don't do haka before WCQ, CC or WC matches
Ahh yes, what a wonderful welcoming and totally not intentionally hostile dance
We accept your invitation and challenge, what a wonderful culture :)
>whities can't hak-
>>76451249
Do Tongans have a reputation for being really thick?
>>tfw the Lions faces a haka for every team they play this tour
>be lions player
>have to put up with these "hakas" before every match
>have to try not to laugh or yawn
>>76451275
Thanks.
Pretty good haka tbf pham
>>76451258
fucking city council getting 20 independent reports on lancaster before saying fuck it, bowl it over for 20mil, and well see about authorising a new one later, instead of deciding to repair it 4 years ago
If the maoris are great enough to have their ape dance performed before every international why did they get owned by based anglos
why are they playing at half a stadium?
Angus is a good ref Tbh
>>76451269
All goods m8 hows kiwiland treating you?
weird seeing the crusaders as "black" and the foe as "red"
>>76451280
90% of tongans deal with obesity. They basicly eat 25% fat canned meat, suckling pigs, bread fruit and coconut milk.
>>76451237
>>76451245
I love the Lions tour as its all good competitive fun, so do SHers actually care about it?
>loins
Just me or is the camera really fuzzy for some reason?
fuck we look a lot better with farrell at 10
>>76451298
Yeah but what does that have to do with them being dumb?
>>76451294
Yeah cheers, I'm not from Christchurch, so everything's fantastic.
>>76451314
Dumbness is subjective thing
>>76451316
but you could be in hamilton
Blues would've scored already.
>>76451320
>t.nigger
Farrell ducking out of that one jej
>>76451286
fucking stupid part is that we won't get a world class stadium because then Auckland will get upset that nobody wants to go to Eden park anymore
Northland or Tasman would beat them now by 14 at least
>>76451320
'Thick' can mean dumb in English mate.
I'm asking whether Tongans have a reputation for being dumb or not.
I'm not too clued up on the different Islander stereotypes. For me, they all mesh under one 'Islander' label.
>>76451322
That's the other great thing, I'm not in Hamilhole either.
>There are "people" In this thread RIGHT NOW who watch the pre-game hakas rather than watching a masterfully crafted "top 10 hakas in British and Irish Lions history" YouTube video interspersed with dubstep and dabs.
Honestly make me want to vomit with rare to be frank (tbf)
Seriously, why don't the Lions consider mooning the opposition as their own pre-match ritual? They have Scots on their team so it's well within their culture rights
that shocking line out
Go Lions lol
>can't even beat the Lions
kek blues are so much better than the poosaders
Nice lineout KEK
>>76451300
DESU it was way more fun in 2005.
>>76451350
Excellent post.
>>76451343
Drinking tea with your mates would be more probable as pre-match ritual
I find that Union Jack a direct and blatant provocation to Ireland's participation within the Lions structure
Time to get our lads out
>>76451327
nah, its worse than that, auckland is seriously entertaining a new waterfront one 10 years too late, but that means therell be less money or willing ness from the govt to build one in chch.
add to that the fact that the chch council cant authorise more than 250mil on a single project and stadium projections are at 450 on the low end. shits fucked.
daziel wants to move the proposed convention center from cathedral square to lancaster and make it a joint thing while also not making it a rugby pitch, instead more like madison square gardens or something. its a fucking wash, shesj ignoring that in the deed for lancaster is a stipulation that it has to be used for rugby, cricket, or soccer
>dagg
FUCK
messy
>>76451323
Excellent post.
>>76451350
Also an excellent post.
>when the night falls it gets very Jew-y
What do they mean by this
>>76451365
>based Auckland
>>76451362
wtf where did you find an HD stream lad?
>>76451362
Well it is the official flag of the British Isles
>>76451365
fuck I hate auckland
Friendly reminder that the Loins will win the series 2-1 and Hughie Fury will destroy Joseph Parker.
Based Farrell-Murray partnership
>>76451365
>chch city council being retarded as usual
Dont miss it desu
Do they still want a retractable roof too?
These Loins are playing better than in previous matches atm lads
>>76451335
yeah, i was being a bit callow when i said it's genetic -- their culture has no esteem for intelligence and the person with the most strength and who can steal the most from other tribes becomes leader, which leads to problems when they integrate in non-Tongan societies
as I say, no-one dislikes a Tongan as fiercely as a Samoan, who a vibrant and rich intellectual culture
>>76451362
RFUI would reject to participate withing the Leões structure
>>76451387
>destroy Joseph Parker
good, I don't care who does it as long as someone does, sick of hearing about the cunt
>>76451377
streamtvbox.club £11 per month
>>76451378
There is no official flag but that doesn't exist friendo :^)
>>76451390
nah, theyre refusing to discuss it anymore, same for the cathedral. people fucking hate them, the ony projects in town that arent stalling are ones they have no say in.
shopkeepers are waiting 4 months for consent to operate
Just for the record, I'd have every British and Irish /rug/ lad over to mine to watch the footy. Beersies and chips would be my shout lads.
>>76451365
It drives me insane because as with the whole city we have the opportunity to do something special but it'll never happen because the council and government hate us
Farrell looks great at 10
Official guaranteed test spots
10 - Farrell
8- Faletau
>>76451394
I see.
So the Tongans are basically regarded as the 'primitive' Islanders then by the others?
>>76451400
>but
Because*
3-0
Confirmed Lions to whitewash the All Blacks.
>these poosaders lineouts
>>76451406
I wouldn't
>>76451400
REEEE
missing the game like a pleb, no cash to go to a pub without looking like a leeching bum
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76451407
hey bud remember when the council waited till the mail votes had been sent in then voted unanimously to build a new office on land theyd just sold to ngai tahu and then had to lease back?
>>76451401
>shopkeepers are waiting 4 months for consent to operate
fucking christ
>>76451407
>the council and government hate us
We all do 2bh.
>poounga
>>76451390
>>76451401
There has been a push for it to get made recently, but they still want the roof, and are even considering a fucking monorail
http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/news/93003271/trust-to-consider-new-multiuse-sports-and-entertainment-stadium-for-christchurch
>he should be in the ABs instead of Sopoaga and Cruden
the absolute state of (you)
HAHAHAAHAH
>crusaders rattled as fuck
>>76451406
You'd invite them in, but not a Saffa?
I am honestly disgusted right now, we're supposed to be the greatest of your enemies.
Which party is ruling Auckland now?
Why are there much less NHers playing Super Rugby than SH players playing up north?
>>76451420
I'm surprised you even realise there are people south of the bombay hills
>>76451417
Yeah, it was a fucking abortion
fucking crusaders stop playing like shit
You're not allowed a stadium because you can't beat the Lions.
>>76451433
Your current team is worse than your 2003 team...
>>76451435
£££££££££££££
and occasionally
€€€€€€€€€€€€€
>>76451435
no money in pooper rugby
Big burly British men
>>76451409
exactly
>>76451435
There are more teams. 12 from Pro12 + 14 from Top 14 + 12 from Premiership + 12 from RFU Championship + 16 from D2 = 66 teams against 18 from SR.
>>76451434
I'm not sure but I remember Daniel cyberbullied a Green candidate on the /cric/ Twitter
Pooinloosaders exposed lads
hahahaha
>>76451435
Not as much money in it.
>Not respecting the kicker
Can the southern hemisphere get more scummy?
Contemplated going on tour with the Lions but then I remembered it'd be full of Brits, so I pragmatically decided against it
every dumb cunt in the crowd who ends up on screen looks at the screen instead of the camera
>>76451433
Didn't see you there m8.
Yeah of course you're invited.
No poosaders fans though.
Or Israelis.
>>76451458
South Island intelligent in a nutshell desu
>>76451458
>Every sports match ever
It's the funniest shit Tbh
>>76451445
>>76451446
>>76451452
Shame. I think a couple of the Scottish boys could benefit from a secondment to an SR team. A bit like Cubelli.
>>76451459
>No israelis
Hello muhammad
>>76451415
Have you checked /r/rugbyunion? Gotta be streams on there
If not, just search for a Sky Sports 1 flash stream, there'll be loads. Better than nothing
>3x3 doesn't work against the all blacks
>>76451456
Maybe if you were awarded a real penalty
>>76451436
I'm from Dunedin lol
>needing refball against a club team
Lmao.
Nasty
>look promising
>turn it over
fucking hell it's like watching [insert team] all over again
around irish never relax
jesus saders look shit
>killing your own players
kek
>>76451415
>>76451468
http://www.vipbox.live/rugby/481812/2/crusaders-vs-british-&-irish-lions-live-stream-online.html
>>Friendly fire
kek
>>76451485
Thank you.
>Murray
wtf he cudda doyd
>>76451474
>we dindu nuffin
>>76451487
Your skin looks like shit as well.
>Hogg getting hit in the face by his own teammate
Ireland's brave Conor Murray elbowing Hogg for not voting for the SNP and Scottish independence
Poo'unga exposed tonight.
>"SHUD BE AN ALL BACK"
Hope its just a cut rather than a fucked up eye. Looked nasty regardless.
So THIS is the power of Celtic nations......woah.....
>player gets elbowed in the eye and bleeds profusely
>stadium plays slice of heaven
>>76451490
>http://www.vipbox.live/rugby/481812/2/crusaders-vs-british-&-irish-lions-live-stream-online.html
You fucking hero.
saved my bacon.
>promise I'll buy sky soon, don't sue.
>Literally taking out Hogg to try and get your bumboy Payne in
The absolute fucking state of potato niggers
>>76451498
that maybe but sader are still shit
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Cantab thugs
Disgraceful display of what a real kiwi is
BRING BACK THE BIFF
>needing 3 peewees to control based POM
>started the game optimistically, leaving it misty optically
top kek kiwi commentators
>argy bargy
fuck off marshall
>>76451490
loving the comms desu
>>76451526
Hearty chuckle
Watching Sky here unfortunately
>>76451533
Using the inlaws sky account to stream it here
Fuck buying sky
Soon as there's any pace in the game we get ripped to shreds.
>Te'o unironically is our best 12
>going for the three
>>76451541
i have sky, but skygo cause fuck having to light the fire in the living room this late
>>76451542
Farrell is our best 12 but Sexton and Biggar are so unbelievably shit now and Gatlel didn't bring another fly-half.
>lions choke again
seems to be the running theme
Why did they stop building the stadium halfway through?
>home team
>against a group of players that have never played together
>got the momentum
Go for the 3...
So can someone compare to the Super Rugby teams to Premier League teams?
I know next to nothing of SR.
Is it safe to say the Crusaders are Manchester United? The Blues, Arsenal?
>>76451557
this is a shitty temp stadium because as per comments earlier in the thread the fucking government won't bowl lancaster park to build a proper new stadium
>>76451557
I know you're being a funny cunt, but it was an old ground that they built new roofs for after the quake.
>>76451552
>4 fly halfs
Insanity.
>>76451557
It was temporary for a year while they fox the actual stadium
They only just this year decided to knock the old one down and put a tender out. I think the decision on the tender is August. Be a good 2 years before a real stadium is up again.
>>76451562
Chiefs - Chelsea
Hurricanes - Liverpool
Highlanders - Leicester
>fly half
your northies have funny terminology
>anon posts a stream link
>stream shits the bed.
Thanks m80
>>76451562
Crusaders are Liverpool because they used to be really good but now they always slip
I thought the Crusaders were meant to be good, Kiwis?
>>76451569
dont forget the recycled lights from carisbrook
Nice to see Kieran Read demoted to where he belongs – water boy
>>76451574
first second half five fly eighth or whatever you call them
>>76451581
>14 for 14
cmon son
Why is Cruzados playing like Onças today (doing lots of penalties)?
>>76451583
only poosaders fans say that.
>Farrell vs Sexton
Hmmm lads so who takes the kicks
French ref doing a good job of slowing the game down
>>76451594
IRB activated the refball to protect their precious Lions
Fuck all people watching this in LKF, surprising
French referees in charge of being invisible and shrugging.
fucking frog
>>76451583
The rest of the country hates the Crusaders because they have won the most
>>76451562
>>76451562
Crusaders - Manchester United
Blues - Arsenal
Highlanders - Leicester City
Hurricanes - Tottenham
Chiefs - Chelsea
desu
>french referees
get used to it
B L U E S
L
U
E
S
>>76451601
In terms of goalkicking
Biggar > Halfpenny > Farrell >>>>> Sexton
>Game of kicks
Yawn desu quite honest laddies
Mounga SO shit, SO slow.
That fsp punt was 10/10
>>76451619
Lions should beat the Highlanders then at least?
Did Mounga seriously get chased down by O'Brien? Fucking LOL
>>76451627
>Biggar > Halfpenny > Farrell >>>>> Sexton
Literally the most wrong statement I've ever read
Sexton is the best fly half in the NH, you're basing his ability off of these Lions performances? Fucking clueless
>>76451639
if they rest ben smith then yeah itll be really tight
>>76451639
And canes and probably Chiefs
The loss of abs will help a ton
rip my $10
>>76451627
Spotted the Welsh
>>76451641
and cunts think he should be an All Black
fooking irish starting fights
>>76451562
Nah. Soccer is gay. Rugby is elite and muscular.
POOSADERS
>>76451639
yeah, canes too.
>>76428435
Just woke up, how's the game been cunts
>le dont communicate at all referee
fucking useless
>>76451644
>>76451652
I said in terms of goalkicking you fucking morons.
>stadium plays "We Will Rock You" in an earthquake zone.
No try
>>76451644
Not at goalkicking, which is what he was saying.
>>76451661
Youve only scored on bullshit penalties and just obstruted the tmo
>>76451644
Was. I know people keep saying this, but I think he might finally be shot. Being constantly slightly injured certainly doesn't help
>>76451656
>spending 80 minutes trying to grab hold of other sweaty men
>not gay
pick one
>>76451676
...but we are winning
POOSADERS AVOIDING THE SCRUM
This style of reffing is so French.
>>76451671
Lmao
FUCK FRANCE
U
C
K
F
R
A
N
C
E
>the greatest scrum and lineout team NZ has to offer
Is this the first time this cunt has reffed a match?
>Crusaders score try
>LEE INGONGLUSIB XDDD
>Crusaders dominate scrum
>LEE BENULDY LIONS LMAO
>>76451661
Steamy
FUCKING WICKED GAME LADS
>>76451703
Seeeeeething cumguzzlers lads
>>76428435
>losing to the loins
>'best NZ team in Super Rugby'
State of you lot
>>76451703
At least a flanker did exit from formation before ball goes out of scrum. Clear penalty.
>>76451685
>getting up at 8am on a Saturday to watch sweaty men pound each other for 80 minutes and getting annoyed when your stream craps out in the middle of the action
My answer to the "what did you do at the weekend Anon?" question on Monday morning
>>76451703
kys stastchink.
If not statschink, kys anyway.
Well I think we can definitively confirm
3x3 > basketball rugby
>losing to the Lions
>bridge
>>76451703
You need to be 18 or over to browse 4chan.
HT slags?
who did sexton come on for?
Alun Wyn has been much better today. Him and Kruis looks like a test match partnership
First Poosade btfo
>>76451742
Who else has played well desu
Slags
I fucking choked on my drink.
>British i Ayrish Layonz
LETS GO POOSADERS!
>>76451745
Farrell has been great
Te'o has been good
SOB has been alright
Will Punished Hogg return with an eye patch 2nd half?
VAI CRUZADOS
>>76451747
Thought that was Laidlaw for a split second.
>>76451745
Vunipola, O'Mahony, Farlell, SOB
>game has such different interpretations between Northern and Southern Hemispheres that even the commentators don't know what to say half the time
Huh
>>76451748
AYRLAND
AYRLAND
>>76451745
The whole team has been at least okay, Furlong has looked a bit wobbly at scrum time though.
leading for the FIRST TIME AT HALF TIME ON TOUR
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look very similar to Wales
>squeeze opposition for most of the game
>kick penalties
>fuck up near the end when other team scores a late try
>this is literally the best team in the SH
Wow, pathetic. Saracens would put 50 points on the crusaders
>>76429635
WHo did Sexton come on for?
The problem is the Crusaders aren't playing the refs game. The lions are so they are actually getting some phases together.
Stop being shit and the Crusaders will make a comeback.
>>76451754
SBW plays for the Blues cobber.
>>76451776
unironically this
>>76451776
>Talking shit at half time
>>76451778
Jiffy Jnr went off for a HIA, might come back on.
>>76451776
kek, how is the divide between hemispheres ever going to be fixed
maybe NZ should spend less time dabbing and more time playing?
>>76451779
being able to play the ref is an important rugby skill desu
>>76451779
their half time talk will be about this, they better sort their shit out
>>76451786
Where have I seen that before?
I remember that narrow victory vs some guys they dragged out of a pub down the road
>>76451780
what on earth are you talking about
>>76451779
>The problem is the Crusaders aren't playing the refs game.
The problem is that the Crusaders are shit m8
>>76451714
>the only interesting part in a rugby game is when a try is scored
Cummy in my bummy
>>76451740
Prefer ht goddesses m8
>kiwis say super rugby teams would beat international teams
>their best super rugby team is losing to ragtag bunch of jetlagged players on a lads holiday
REALLY makes me think
>>76451793
With some refs it's pretty much impossible to win a turnover (Barnes), with others it's much easier (O'wens).
sort your fucking shit out
>>76451740
NextDoorNikki, my nigga.
>>76451780
SOB = Sean O'Brien
>>76451793
Agree 100%
>>76451796
Hope so
>>76451807
Incorrect, they have just had a very uncharacteristically bad half for this season. They actually have won every game they were behind at halftime this year which was most them for the first 2/3rds of the season.
>>76451807
based chink
>>76451674
He has the highest successful kick percentage of any outhalf ever.
Lions should have rested a few players against the shitter clubs.
>>76451828
*citation needed
>>76428435
Saracens would unironically dominate Super Rugby
NEW THREAD
>>76451830
>>76451830
>>76451830
>>76451830
>Shitsaders
>Shit Zealand
>>76451801
Lol wut?
>>76451835
Saracens are dominating your women irl m8
>>76451834
http://linebreakrugby.com/2016/06/rugby-kicking-stats/
>>76451841
NO
They're not NZ. Not anymore.
Warren can we stop this Welsh 6 and 7 meme now please
O'Brien and O'Mahony out there dominating
Just took a massive Canterbury rugby lads.
>>76451708
>>76428435
where can i get a stream?
Sorry lads I'd let you get on with the game quickly but this pack of poms is whinging at me
poosaders are trash
crushitters
>>76451822
It's SBW. Sunni Bill Williams.
>>76451862
got you m8
http://frogap.me/live4.php