/trans/ - name in the title edtion

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I just dont care about anything any more, lads

>clubs get tv supermoney
>now a southampton defender costs 70m
fantastic

>Milan paying 40M for a highly inconsistent south american with bad discipline

I'm tired of this episode airing constantly. Is it more Chinese money laundering?

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>Diego Costa being valued the same as Andre fucking Gray

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For me, it's iZombie

>>76426056
Haven't watched an episode in three weeks thanks lad

I'm glad Costa has BTFO of that faggot Conte, he should just refuse the move and stick it to him worse until his contract expires

i really enjoy being inside /trans/ lads

>>76426089
>he should just train with the kids and get fat, diminishing his value for buyers

then again it's Costa so he'd probably like that

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>>Alexis Sanchez

>>76426089
has costa been that bad this season? Or is it a discipline thing?

>>76426095
I really enjoy /trans/ lads being inside me.

>>76426099
If he's smart he'll seek a move to China for a massive wage or not leave at all, he doesn't a long career left either way
Stick it to that bald cunt Conte

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Sanchez please don't go

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>76426056
>how to tell a tv show show is shit

>>76426056
This show is fucking balls

>man u up morata bid to £60mil
rppney might run his contract down
>chelsea's resident abbo costa might go to miran for £40mil
buyern to offer sanchez £350k a week
>sevilla want nolito and jesus navas
le tiss thinks liverpoo should do one
>chelsea want idrissa gay
bellerin to stay at arsenal now everyone knows he cant defend
>brighton want matt ryan to join them/the green party
soton want thomas T U C C
>gibs to either brighton, newcastle, watford or stoke for £15mil or less
mario vrancic to norwich £650k
>roderick miranda: rio ave to wolves
musa to fenerbahce for £17.4mil
paddy viera might be the next Saint Ettiene manager

make up some more rumours

>>76426011
I love the fact that costa shot chelsea in the ass with his comments.

Now they'll take crap money from anyone because he already said the manager doesn't want him, and he's definitely moving.

A cunt to the end.

>>76426125
>>76426125
>implying you wouldn't want to be a shrimp on their barbies

>>76426124
In the bag la

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>>76426156
Chinese team offering €200m for Ronaldo plus €120m p/y in wages.

>>76426156
>Ronaldo to Yanited for 75 million

>>76426105
Costa has been fucking awesome, usually just the right side of cuntish to seriously help his team and bully his opponents.

Truly wish Arsenal would get him and Fabregas, they could literally win the title with those two (oh and Sanchez not leaving).

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>>76426254
>arsenal
>spending money

>>76426156
>Chelsea want Idrissa gay

But they already have Kante

Is Chelsea's new strategy taking team's main interceptors?

>>76426305
>new

>>76426305
*intercepts your path*

Why do teams still insist on a 2 man midfield?

>>76426378
*passes around youre midfield*

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>>76426341
>>76426423

Who's the better player, Morata or Dybala?

>>76426523
Le Classy Buffon

>>76426523
Dybala is a 10 and Morata is a 9 so they aren't massively comparable.

>>76426556
>this autism

>>76426523
Dybala, but they play in different positions

>>76426056
>that quick zoom into her face

Television is dead

Any news on Szczęsny situation? Is he really going to be warming the bench in Juve?

>>76426011
>Bayern Munich will offer Arsenal's 28-year-old Chile forward Alexis Sanchez £350,000 a week
This is ridiculous!

And what's with that Costa drama? First he wants out, but Conte doesn't want him out, then he doesn't want out and now he still doesn't want out, but the club wants him out? The fuck is going on.

>Southampton will not let Netherlands defender Virgil van Dijk, 25, leave for less than £70m
WHAT THE FUCK.

>>76426112
The rules for getting them sweet China bucks changed. Can't have all the foreigners now.

>>76426564
Its not autism its just stupid to compare the two players when they aren't really the same type of player as both will have things suited to their position the other doesn't have.
It's like saying who is better between Kante and Modric because they both play in Midfield

>>76426523
Whose better Kane or Hazard

>>76426586
lol no.

>>76426585
>Is he really going to be warming the bench in Juve?
Yeah apparently. He'll probably play in the league and Buffon in CL tho

>>76426607
Hey, that's way better than what I thought would happen.
Would Gigi really be down with that, tho?

>>76426585
>First he wants out, but Conte doesn't want him out
Doesn't like Cunte but had to stay because it was midway through the season and they couldn't get Llorente
>then he doesn't want out and now he still doesn't want out, but the club wants him out?
Cunte probably still wants him out and Costa probably hates Chelsea after both Mou and Cunte hated him

>>76426619
Gigi would have retired this season if they won the CL (kek), so he's playing nother year basically only to try for the last time to win it and to play his last WC

>Bayern Munich are willing to make Alexis Sanchez their highest paid player, and pay him €480,000 a week, according to Kicker.

>>76426157
>I love the fact that costa shot chelsea in the ass with his comments.

Nothing has changed here. Milan will still pay big for him if they come knocking but Costa outright said he doesn't want China (probably because of the 3 foreign player rule), which he missed out on in the winter window.

If there's anyone who's fucked its Costa. He said he would only leave Chelsea for Atletico and now he's stuck in a dead end. He wants playing time (WC 2018) so Milan is his only option with good money.

However joining Milan means Atletico is off the table for 2 years minimum, which means he'll never return there as he's already declining.

He shot himself in the foot when he decided to stay with Chelsea rather than go off to China and be the worlds most expensive footballer.

>>76426112
He doesn't want China, he's outright said if he were to keave it would be if Atletico came calling. No one but Milan can get him with big money.

>>76426254

>Abramovich selling the best possible bargaining chip for Griezmann to a PL rival
>the city of chink understanding transfers

>>76426585
I think Szczesny would prefer to be first choice at Arsenal rather than warm the bench at Juve, although it entirely depends on whether Wenger will play him over Cech.

Are Milan going to be elite again?

>>76426697
no way this will happen

>>76426699
Yeah Costa will definitely only go to Atletico. It's definitely not a possibility at all that he'll come back on those words and go to a different club. 100% out of the ordinary for a footballer to come back on a promise he's so fucked lads

>>76426697
If I were Lewandowski, I'd be fucking pissed.

>>76426699
Costa is a merc mate, he will go to where he gets paid the most, and if Chelsea don't want him anymore just gives him an excuse to go where ever he wants. He joined the Spanish NT over Brazil even though Brazil needed him more because he thought he would win more shit.

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>>76426757

>>76426649
Now that you cleared it out for me, it's a pretty darn sweet deal for Wojtek. Even if he only plays in the league cup or whatever and lets Gigi play most of the games. I reckon he'd only gets better under someone like Buffon. You rate him?

>>76426735
Didn't this happen in Borrussia already? Remember something about him getting significantly less than all the brave aryan Germans did, back in the day.

>>76426704
I'd like to see Wojtek back in London too, but as it seems, it won't ever happen. Wonga has his favourites and Wojciech "cheeky fag in the showers" Szczęsny ain't one of them.
Cheers.

>>76426254
>Costa has been fucking awesome,
Yeah no, he alternated long periods of being good with periods of being awful. Overall it has been a positive season, but we can't forget how bad he was since the Chinese deal rumours until the fa cup final.

>>76426585
>And what's with that Costa drama?

Costa wanted out twice. Once at the start of the season and once in January and shows no sign of loyalty as of recently. He says he won't leave for China but if there's a club that would take him away its Atletico.

Conte has convinced him to stay twice and has been pretty loyal to Costa who started games even through his worst patches of form. Since that row that was had between the two in January, Costa's form took a nosedive.

6 goals, 2 assists, etc. He became 15/16 tier and Conte stuck with him. Dropped him once I believe?

So you basically have a half-season striker who can go in any moment past January (when Atletico's ban is lifted), gets into fights with staff easily and barely fits the system at age 29.

>>76426056
what is even the context of this scene? What are they trying to do?

>>76426780
Lewy earned less for a few years because he signed his contract when Dortmund was poor as fuck and other players went for new contracts right after they started to win shit with Klopp.

>>76426757
>He joined the Spanish NT over Brazil even though Brazil needed him more

Didn't Brazil chose Fred over Costa? I'm pretty sure that's what made Costa play for Spain. He is merc tier but he also cares about WC 2018.

After that he'll go full merc but right now he needs minutes in a relevant league.

>>76426780
>You rate him?
he has been pretty good here, his only problem is he's incostant. He makes great saves but he still makes some big mistakes every now and then. Everyone was blown away by Skorupsky this year btw, Poland is pretty stacke at GK.

>Representatives of Southampton, those most passionate defenders of transfer etiquette, are reported to be in the vicinity of the ex-Dortmund boss Thomas Tuchel even though Claude Puel hasn’t been officially sacked yet. Can only be a coincidence.

>>76426816
>Liverpoo customers are still seething
good to see

>>76426840
lol this.

>>76426816
Tuchel is a free agent though and has a retuptation for developing young players (Which Southampton like) and Puel was pretty poor. Also there is no 'transfer etiquette' on managers

So are liverslip buying salah or what?

Who draws more dimes? Mouyes or Poop

> Van dijk no less than £70
> morata £60
wtf and I thought that Jonny Pebbels transfer would be the most retarded. What are the small teams buying? Fucking paraplegics or what?

>>76426840
It couldn't be more blatant

>>76426789
>wanted out at the start of the season and later, mid-way the season
He doesn't look smart and he isn't very smart, is he.
You want out, be sure to voice it at the end of the season so that the club can do something about your replacement.

>>76426798
Their contracts just happened to be running out at the time the club started winning again, right? And Lewy later went out for free, I wonder if that could have anything to do with the money situation from earlier.

>>76426815
No Italiano league for me, so I wouldn't know, but yeah, Wojtek been inconsistent at Arse too.
And I been saying it since then, he was put in too soon, needs to cool off a bit under some more experienced goalie, like Cech or, now, Gigi.
>Poland is pretty stacke at GK
Always been, mate.

>>76426780
he's been probably the best Serie A keeper last season
had a few blunders (very few desu) but a lot of great moments, pulled off some authentical miracles from time to time (see the save vs Fiorentina)

anyway as a Roma fan i don't mind him going away, Skorpuski and Allison seem pretty good and cost way less, i just wish Arsenal asked Juve a price a tad higher
16£ mil for him is a steal when a meme like Ederson goes for 40

>>76426867
Pep is getting 15mio
Mou only 13

>>76426796
Liv (the one on the floor) ate some lads brain so she can have visions of his memories. He was a BDSM aficionado so they needed to trigger those visions through that scene

It's less retarded than it sounds

>>76426866
Roma needs he money and would rather sell abroad than to a league rival so my guess is yes

>>76426715
Hopefully. European football needs as many strong Italian teams as possible.

RIP in stinky brown piss UKIP

>>76426816
>Tuchel to S'hampton
So this is the power of the Premier League.

my cock tip is bright red

>Rodriguez
>Musacchio
>Kessie
>Conti
>Biglia
>Costa

jesus christ, i though Milan would have a good window but this is ridicolous
they are going to be front runners for the 4th place next year

>>76426960
Are Milan actually good again? I was hoping that Arsenal could get an easy path to the Europa League like Manure did last season.

>>76426915
Talks that they might sell Nainggolan as well if Liverpool don't meet their price for Salah.

>>76426953
Labour voter confirmed

How hostile will Liverpool vs Southampton be next season?

>>76426953
Thats the first sign of daids. Quick cut it off before it spreads

>>76426960
------------------Memerumma------------------
Conti---Musacchio---Romagnoli---RiRo
------------------------Biglia-----------------------
---------------Kessie------XXXXX-------------
Suso----------------Costa------Bonaventura


I am very happy with that.

>>76426031
kys right now then :3

Hirving Lozano to Mancity

any updates on the virgil van dijk to liverpool situation?

>>76426960
>milans window plan is to buy every good player from atalanta and lazio
>everyone is ok with this
meanwhile people are still assblasted about pjanic and higuain

Any updates on the virgin to my dick situation?

>>76427057
The difference is that Milan didn't comfortably win the league the season before.

>>76426816
Truly the most powerful league in the world.

>>76426878
Southampton will go and buy more memes from Celtic like they already done many times before.

>>76427085
yeah and juve got two while milan is going for two players from both teams

are clubs gearing up to stop Madrid from winning a threepeat?

>>76427080
There's already one there :^)

>>76427057
Milan has been shit for years and nobody cares about Atalanta.

>>76427124
>nobody cares about Atalanta
*Papu's your path*

>>76427080
>virgin to my dick
I glanced at this and thought you were talking about Virgil van Dijk.

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>>76427135
He's proably leaving too

Leonid Slutsky to Hull City confirmed

>>76427172
4 free?

Who's been your favorite club to watch so far?
1.Man City - Sideway passes and Insanely high line pressing with occasional goalkeeper trying skill moves
2.Liverpool - High goal scoring and conceding rate along with their frustrating attempts to break down a solid defence

>And what's with that Costa drama? First he wants out, but Conte doesn't want him out, then he doesn't want out and now he still doesn't want out, but the club wants him out?
Eastenders, the posh version.

>>76426011
>Costa has pleaded with Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich to save his career at Stamford Bridge. (Sun)
dafuq he wants to stay?

why does conte hate him

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>>76427207
Napoli desu

>>76427124
*potas your path*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWlh3Rq3MtM

>>76427241
I like Napoli too! I've been impressed with their attacking play so far

>>76426699
what part of "truly wish" do you fail to understand? like wishing for a fairy to appear or a brit with basic reading comprehension.
Obviously know its not happening, that's why its a fucking wish.

why do people pretend to enjoy matches when teams just defend and their defensive display?

>>76427140
kek

>>76427257
Underdog sympathy

>>76427140
I feel like that may have been intentional

>>76427257
Defending is a much purer artform than attacking, it is harder and more complex. I wouldn't expect a brainlet like you to understand though.

>>76427257
I enjoy seeing my NT win.

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>Tottenham striker Harry Kane aiming to be in same world-class bracket as Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo: I want to win the Ballon d'Or!

This guy really needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.

>>76427257
I genuinely enjoy seeing teams like Juventus and Atletico (a couple years back) defend though

>>76427307
He just fuck off to La Liga then

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>>76426475
>>76426341


>>76426316
>make up some more rumours

posted before seeing this...

>>76427298
>0-0
>1-1
>...
Those aren't really wins, kostaninispopoulopidopoulis

What will the next meme tactic that will revolutionise futbol

>>76427345
I enjoy seeing my NT win, when they do.

>>76427363
5 cms to counter real madrid

>>76427241
*hearts* Mertens
Are you /superboer/?

>>76427387
what if zizou just puts in 6cms

>>76427395
The midfield hexagon, wew

>>76427404
wtf i rate zidane now?

>>76427363
3-3-3-1 formation and subbing the goalie for another striker.

>>76427395
11 cms

checkmate no re

>>76427363
The Argentina special, no CMs.

-----------GK-----------
RB---CB---CB---LB
RM-----------------LM
RW---ST---ST---LW

>>76427460
The Square™

>Madrid bid 60m for >de gay
>rate their 2nd choice striker at 70m

I miss Diego Milito desu

>>76427460
Benitez got fired by real for using this formation at classico.

>>76427363
4-2-2-2 will be more prevalent in Euro football soon.

>>76427473
Its Flo taking the piss out of them, quite hilarious desu

>>76427473
Strikers are generally more expensive than keepers m8, although I don't think Morata is worth that much.

>>76427307

But if his mouth is shut he won't be able to breathe, Taro

>>76427497
nice flag, is this what the kids call rare these days?

>>76427522
uh no I believe you're the rare one here, my kawai friend.

>>76427522
st lucia is the carribean correspondent for /trans/

>>76427522
>Saint Lucia
>rare

>>76427541
still, though, three triangles, kind of got the all seeing I going, Illuminati much or just a "coincidence"?

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For me, its Fish and Chips and Poutine

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>>76427558
shh, nipon.

(T)ropical
(R)avings
(A)bout
(N)ew
(S)ignings

Saint Lucia in a nutshell

>>76427580
haha, so true van Reussen.

>>76427675
Liquid football

Mouyes got fined for the slap comment lads

any updates on the p45 to downing street situation?

>>76427770
>the dark knight of sunderland

>Palace in De Boer talks
De Boer isn't the type of manager to fight a relegation battle

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>>76427024
This would be better.

>>76428112
>james
>belotti
lul

>>76428112
>James as a CM

>>76428137
Why not?
>>76428138
He's almost 10 here.

>>76428172
because milans offer for belotti is weak af
especially when utd can offer 2x

>>76428172
How often does Bonaventura and Suso drop back? If they're the type that rather stay up the opponents pitch as a long range target then Big Guy and Kissie will get overwhelmed by a 3 man midfield

>>76428172
>>76428205
i think boneradventure might be better as the midfielder, or he will be running back to support rick rod a lot

>>76428202
>>76428205
>kessie
Didn't he fail his medical because he's an age cheat? How old is he really?

Can someone post the smug Kessie forehead pepe

Chelsea will play a 3-4-1-2 next season with Fabregas alongisde Kante, Hazard as the ten and Pedro partnering Lukaku up front.

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Anyone else going to the game tomorrow?

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>>76428202
That's the first offfer tho and Belotti wants Milan. Cairo isn't going to get his 100M and he know that.
>>76428205
I think it might work but not sure yeah.
>>76428249
For me he's better as a winger.
>>76428282

>>76426960
>roma getting fucked in the ass by FFP every year
>meelan starts spending a gorillian dollaroos after getting new owners and isn't even getting champions league money
Why is this allowed?

>>76428307
You going to boo your own anthem again?

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>>76428309
Thanks la'

>Slutsky's playing career ended at just 19 years of age. He had to retire due to a knee injury sustained after falling out of a tree while rescuing a neighbour's cat.

How comfy is Australia?
>tfw you'll never travel into the outback with your bestfriend at night and start a campfire to eat scorpions

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>tfw the only retards to give up points to iraq and thailand

>>76428565
so....this is the power of australia

>>76428398
because chink owners paid all debit apparently

>>76428551
you are right, you won't, becuase if you tried, the abos, crocs, spiders, snakes and queenslanders would literally murder you.

outback isn't comfy, its shit senpai

>>76428551
You're more likely to get eaten by scorpions

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>>76428565
>This group

>>76428565
How do you not qualify out of that?

>>76428551
Not sure how much like them abos, if you love them, australia will be brilliant, if you don't like them on the other hand...

>>76428695
no consistent goalscorers

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DUDE, JEWS, LMAO

>>76428695
You guys have an even easier path. They are literally giving you a guaranteed WC spot because you are a big country.

>>76428398
because pallota cant into finance

>>76428551
year on year more "travellers" are going missing dying or being murdered by knife wielding maniacs in aus
the country is nice but fuck the outback

>>76428722
>>76428695
we still have two games left though if you thought that was our final position

>11.25am: Victor Lindelof will have a medical with Man Utd next week. It's claimed a £30m fee has been sorted, with £4m to follow in add-ons.

Why is mourinho insist on signing swedish John Stones?

>>76428417
Yes.

Just imagine if the media had not bullied Corbyn before the election.

>>76428841
At least they're not paying a meme amount for him
>>76427140
The Joke
^
^
Your head

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Good afternoon, /trans/. Ah yes, beautiful day outside. Going to a BBQ later today, feels good.

>>76426011
DutchAnon literally SEETHING

>>76428689
>tfw >we'd still somehow fuck it up

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>>76428689
>yfw qatar are guaranteed to take up a spot in 2022

>>76428841
Lindelof is actually tough and dependable tho

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>“Hi Diego, I hope you are well. Thanks for the seasono [sic] we spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan”

>>76428732
These things cost 10 times the amount they should be allowed to cost.

>>76428930
meh from 2026 onwards OFC powerhouse NZ will get an automatic berth. Tahiti and the like will still get another go at WC """"qualification"""" in interconfed play-offs where they face the something like the 10th placed Asian, African, etc. sides.

>>76429018
They are the sort of thing you buy from street vendors for a couple of Euros as gifts for workmates

>>76428732
>Gguventus

>2011 match
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>76428953
>skinny twink
>ball playing defender, good passer
>avoiding foul and doing sliding tackle
Sounds like jhonny gravel to me.

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>>76428551
This one guy is living on the road with his woman while traveling around Australia. He likes to take photos...

>>76429074
have they been raped by abos yet

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

Morata has agreed to join Man United

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>>76428732
>celebrative ring

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How come no-one had an issue when Steven Gerrard was contacting players without the club's knowledge?

>>76429074
Source: https://www.instagram.com/cleocohen/?hl=en

>Gabriel Jesus stretchered off after being caught by (club teammate) Otamendi

I think there a little trans inside all of us lads

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/09/alvaro-morata-agrees-manchester-united-transfer-now-waits-fee
>Alvaro Morata has agreed a deal to join Manchester United and is now waiting for the Old Trafford club to negotiate a fee with Real Madrid.

>United have already seen a bid of £52.3million rejected by Real, but are hoping a new offer of £60m will be enough.

Why haven't you told me about this /trans/?
https://twitter.com/Full_KitWanker?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Zakaria's moved from >Young Boys to BMG

>>76429191
prefer not to say

>>76429118
kek
KEK
K E K

>>76429191
Bit late to the party familia

>>76429219
Yes because you havn't told me about it. I'm mad.

>>76429178
Don't see the hype at all. He statpads against bottom rungs in La Liga and doesn't even play the big games

>>76429029
PNG is actually the GOAT non kiwi oceanic team

still will never qualify though

>>76429229

That's all united really need though. They dropped so many points against minnows last season.

>>76429248
Still need another big attacking signing imo, especially with Ibra going.

>>76429118
>clobbered in the eye
What a dick, i bet aguero told him to do it.

>>76429178
>Matt Law
seems to have some accuracy

>>76429248
That's because they're shit at attacking in general, Real Madrid are the best attacking team in the world. Morata wouldn't help Man Utd.

>>76429265

Maybe they'll just keep Rooney lel

>>76429229
He's a good guy though
>In March 2014, Morata shaved off all of his hair in solidarity with sick children, saying "kids with cancer wanted to have my haircut but they couldn't, so I gave myself theirs".

>>76429265
>Ibra going
what?

>>76429092
Fitizen called me yesterday and said he saw Javi in a hotel lobby.

>>76429315

They're not renewing his contract because 300k a week for a cripple is a bad deal.

>>76429325
I hope there is some sort of compromise and he doesn't leave

>>76429338
its already bbc confirmed

>>76429229
he has a ridiculous minutes to goal ratio and is super sub most of the time because the fat algerian wont vacate

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Rate my Liverpool team anon

>>76429500
Spotting to many players that wont sign

>>76429500
Needs more Bundesliga shithouses

>>76429500
where's salah and van dijk

>>76429500
fifa is for gays

Why is no one dare to mention the price of Fabinho?

>>76429500
Wasn't Karius supposed to replace Migs?

>>76429500
where are the english lads?

>>76429500
Only realistic target is Jetro Willems.

>>76429614
?

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>biggest talent belgium ever had
>just lack a little bit of muscle to play in the PL
>insist to stay at Chelsea
>dont even play 1 minute
>"Hey Charly dont you want playtime somewhere else ?"
>lol no
>back with Chelsea reserve

Nigger

>>76429675
>eredivisie defenders
after the state of eredivisie strikers once they move to a decent league, how can anyone want to have the defense that let them score in their team

>>76429734
That's why it's a realistic target.

score! hero is very addictive

>Oscar Damiani and Fabio Parisi have arrived at Casa Milan to discuss Tolisso. Milan trying to make a strong push for the player, but many clubs interested.


lads

>>76429730
>it's another pacey negro with bleached hair

nah not having this

Of the 2 Chinese takeovers in Milan, I thought Inter would be the more competitive one desu

AC Milan is making Serie A great again

>>76429727
Juve, man u, man city, liverpool etc put him in the imaginary ideal formation, yet no one doing a real bid.

is pulisic, dare I say it, elite?

which PL team will buy him?

>>76429778
inter made meme transfers

Milan, so far, are making sensible moves. Funny part is the two men in charge of Milan's transfers worked for Inter

>>76429793
>Juve, man u, man city, liverpool etc put him in the imaginary ideal formation
??

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>Diego Costa has stunned his Chelsea team-mates by sending them all screenshot of his angry text exchange with Antonio Conte.

>>76429730
>Musonda
>Januzaj
Weren't they viewed as bigger talents than Tielemans when they were at Anderlecht?

>>76429798
he's a man utd fan and they couldn't pass up all the marketing opportunies with him on the team

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>>76429750
>the call that saved Serie A
>>76429778
Inter ones are supposedly richer but theyr organization of the club has been an absolute mess, doing dumb shit like letting a footbal agent doing theyr transfers or sacking a manager a week before the start of the season

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>>76429842
>mfw Costa destroys Chelsea from the inside before fucking off to China

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>>76429842
>angry text exchange with Antonio Conte.

>>76429851
greaseman
pulis-pogdab-lindab
would be ideal for mufc marketing

>>76429842
>Conte will go full >mouyes next season and get sacked

>>76429730
do you have any difficulties in supporting your natural team when they're all 1st gen africans

>>76429870
surprised they didnt censor it
costa's abbo rage colliding with italian fire there wew

>>76429774
He isn't that pacy but has great technique.

How mad would United fans be without poaching a striker this transfer window?

>>76429848
Yeah. Especially Musonda. But he did good in spain. He need to find a club.

What's the update on the Theresa May to gulag situation?

>>76429909
Morata is happening

Yaya Sanogo is available

>>76429909
Rooney will be like a new signing

any updates on the aubamayeng to liverpool situation

>>76429937
Corbyn is still waiting for the Queen to answer her phone.

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>>76427423
realistically, who can stop them?

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>getting rid of your top scorer via text

>>76430007
idk... barcelona?

>>76430007
No-one, Zidane will get his 3rd CL and cement himself as the GOAT

>>76429937
She's fleeing to get support from the mighty and strong DUP of northen ireland

>>76430007
a couple of wingers

>>76430007
>a heart
cute

>>76430004
what's the update on the monarchy to gulag situation?

>>76430023
Maximum beta.

>>76430007
Need to push Ramos, Varane and Navas into defensive midfield. Isco is too far forward

>>76429937
Forced to form a coalition with legitimately far-right DUP. No overall majority.

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>>76430089
Corbyn to get hung drawn and quartered before that happens

>>76430099
>break up with girl face-to-face
>crying, moaning, begging, fighting
>break up over text, never answer her calls
>not a worry in the world
beta is doing it face-to-face

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post players you hope fuck the England National team over

>>76430154
beta is not doing it at all and letting yourself get sucked into a full-blown /lifelong/ relationship

>>76430126
Think carefully, you now have time to fall in line before the next election. You don't want to end up on the wrong side of history when Chairman Corbyn makes Stalin look like a fucking anarchist

>>76428551
There is a lot of wilderness here that isn't outback. In fact it snows in the mountains near me sometimes.

>>76429071
He does a lot of slide tackles and interceptions, he is quite aggressive off the ball

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spaghetti confirmed

>>76430168
who?

>>76430268
>living in the mountains

no wonder it took you 2 hours to reply

must have the fast internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRlTlt80znc
Who was in the wrong here?

>>76426184
That would be ok
T. Real Madrid customer

>>76430297
>#InterIsComing
I'm switching between thinking that is totally contrived and it being pretty clever

>>76430168
all the black ones

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>>76430299
Angel Gomes

>>76430297
#getridoficardioryouwillsufferasalwaysluciano

>>76430370
read get rid of cardi[gan] and cardio before i saw the i

>>76430297
serie a starting to look competitive next season tbqh

>>76430297
#LaPrimaScelta

>>76430402
How good is André Silva?

it's only a perisic of time now

>>76430168
Why?

>tfw Bayern will never sign another player

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>>76430297
#Interiscoming
And so am I

>>76430502
kek #lapotenzadiSuning

>>76430553
have they not already signed suele

>>76430553
just dip into 2nd-18th in the bundesliga aka bayern reserves

>>76430543
bored and still upset about Allardyce getting the sack.

>>76430534
I would like him to join Atleti or something. He's gud.

>>76430581
fair enough

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Why are there no transfer today?

Why can't big clubs act professional and get their transfers sorted early-doors?

>>76430590
because most players are on int duty

>>76430590
Because only like 2 transfer windows are open and international football is still on

>>76430569
Süle and Rudy, yes. But I'm talking about signing other players.

>>76430571
Already did, la. See above.

>>76430590
How can something look so disgusting and yet delicious at the same time?

>>76430368
is he the one on the left or on the right?

>>76430590
Rice and french fries?

>>76430558
why do balkans like serie a so much?

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>>76430590
where are the vegetables?

>>76430590
>chips
>rice
>chinese ribs
>spring rolls
>s&p chicken
>fried king prawn
good meal

>>76430673
Handanovic
Perisic
Brozovic
And even more players throughout their history

>>76430667

Salt + spicy chips and egg fried rice, lad.

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>>76430581
You now remember Big Sam

Do United deserve to be arrogant?

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Is Lord Buckethead better at dabbing than Pogba?

>>76430752
Only team that deserves to be arrogant is Madrid atm desu.

>>76430673
Its the closest top league we got

>>76430772
why is this allowed?