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>>76425686

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/los-ángeles/

>>76425686
>showing pisslar next to good players

>>76425889
>pillar
>not good
>not elite

pick none fuckass

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It's good to be King.

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>tfw gonna get a huge haul at the deadline

Anyone got kershaw gifs?

https://twitter.com/Steven_Stavrou/status/872623035009949696

>woody

Why don't more formerly successful veteran players ever go to Japan or Korea to try and extend their careers a bit? Guys like Guthrie, Arroyo, Rollins, Reyes, Howard, players who are barely hanging on or trying and failing to hang on in the majors. Do they just think it's beneath them to go to those leagues after having experienced MLB success in the past? It's always just AAAA players that go. I think it'd be cool to see some big name MLB players in NPB or KBO even if it's the twilight of their careers.

Only guy who's done it recently is Manny I think, but it wasn't until he was out of the majors for years and it's just some indie league anyway, though he did play in Taiwan for a bit.

>>76426921
Also Kuroda but he doesn't really count

>>76425711
>KippersGetsHisStacy.jpg

In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy and Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy.

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>>76426263
>mest fans reduced to posting at 3:21 AM to avoid getting memed on.

>>76426263
It's not so good to have a 5.43 ERA.

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Remember, you're here forever

>>76427704
Does that octaroon even watch Yakyuu senpai?

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yankees desu ne

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>>76425686
Have you thanked your lord and savior, Dinger, today?

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>>76427704
/pol/ pls go and take your mongrels with you.

Astro fans, Why does Pat Neshek hate your team?

>>76429382
No idea, he pitched pretty well for us too

>>76429480
If I had to guess, it's misuse. He was used as a ROOGY last year

>>76429514
That and I guess Will Harris breaking out demoted Neshek in the bullpen. I do remember that in his first year with the Astros >we had a lefty with the same pitching style and was used as a LOOGY

When Miguel Cabrera won the """Triple Crown""" He led the Major Leagues in exactly 0 of the 3 statistics

guys I did the math and there is no way that Gary Sanchez could be David Price's father.

Since the year 2000 only 5 of the NL Rookie of the Year winners are not currently in the league. The only one from after 2004 is Jose Fernandez.

Daily reminder that your team's World Series wins only count if the team they beat still exists.

>>76430018
5 is almost a third of them

>>76430284
But then you realize that guys like Chris Coghlan, Geovany Soto, Ryan Howard, and Kris Bryant are still somehow in baseball

>>76430309
>>76430284
>>76430018
Oddly enough the layout is almost exactly the same for the AL, except Will Myers didn't die in a Boat accident yet

>cleaveland losedians are slumping hard
>but now they get to face the whos at home

What the fuck? Why is this allowed!

>>76430349
Can't keep them down forever. Be afraid tigcucks

Mariners!

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>>76430697
Shit
MARINERS!

>Dead thread

Sad.

>>76425889
ya he's only the best defensive center fielder in the game

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>>76430822
These dog days.

>>76430349
losedians suck at home and they suck against bad teams.

Why are the Jays so good at turning 30-year old shitters into superstars? See: Marco Estrada, Michael Saunders, Chris Colabello (may or may not have juiced), Jose Bautista, Edwin Encarnacion and Justin Smoak

>>76430882
He's not even the best defensive Center Fielder named Kevin in the AL East.

>>76431163
Steroids.

>>76431163
>Jays...juice
Now you're getting it

>>76431218
I'd take Pillar over Keirmaier any day. Better bat and more fun to watch than Keirmaier in the field

>>76431218
Uhhh Pillar > Trout mothertfucker .

Hey guys saw my Jays are doing OK and figured I'd check out a game -- Goins is fucking LEGIT! Best in the league

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Marlins

>being in 5th place
>behind the fucking rays
I'd eat a bullet, desu

>>76431272
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCSP1THD9cA&index=54&list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y

Bench Pudge Piazza ..... MARTIN??? I think YES!!!

>>76431423
Oh dear

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Good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you post "Drink up Cal" in this thread

Vizios playing today in his living room at Minute Maid

>>76426921
Not many adults want to relocate their families in their late 30's after they are financially set up for the rest of their life.

>>76430882
That is a weird way to say Jake Marisnick

>>76431272
>>76431218
>>76430882
You spelled Adam Jones wrong

ROCK1ES!

>>76430882
Is that Charlie Blackmon's nickname?

>>76432498
Is this 2012?

>>76432522
He single handedly won the WBC for the greatest nation in the universe and possibly the world with his great play

>>76432571
that better be USA otherwise you've activated my almonds

>>76432655
Of course i mean the USA, Adam Jones wouldnt play for another team. Side note anyone who was American born and played for another country should be hanged.

Adam Jones is black

>>76432911
So is my truck, whats your point?

>>76432822
Nolan Arenado, Kershaw, Trout are all spic property. You can have your past-prime Negro lmao I don't give a fuck.

>>76433023
Seems racist.

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>>76430697
>>76430721
That's a baka, senpai

>>76433037
Get out of my country

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tfw no hope

>>76433037
Reported to ICE

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>>76433143
>tfw

>>76433147
>>76433079
It's too late. I've already found someone to marry and have beautiful mixed children with. America needs my bloodline.

>>76433280
No green card yet = you can still be deported pedro. Have fun back in Mexico

>>76433280
Informed ICE and the local all voluenteer online custodian division

>[Topkin] #Rays Kiermaier to miss at least two months with fracture in hip
rip

>>76433345
Deferred action. I don't need a green card. I'm on a scholarship and have legal residency because America needs me. How many mental disability checks have you cashed this year?

>>76433414
Abroo claims another one.

>>76433433
>America needs me

Shut the fuck up and get back to picking my oranges you spic piece of shit

Daily reminder it's June and the Twins just now hit their 30th win in the AL Central, and are currently leading it.

The AL Central is an absolute shitshow, and even the Whos at 6 GB can technically still be in contention.

>>76433433

We have mental disability checks?

hold on, gotta huff paint

>>76433555
You are already a tard though

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>>76433555
Was that quip in the gamethread last night bantz at me? Or just defending what the guy was accusing you of?

>>76433531
The AL Comedy Central

Krabs needs to post his sister's softball butt

>>76433603

Na I got home at the bottom of the 8th and was giving him some shit.

>>76433617
this. don't think we forgot krabs

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Looks like Darvish to LA isn't a joke after all. He's just going to be a loan and it would make sense a lot. My goodness if Rich Hill returns to form that's a legit 1-4 they have, that's not even with Alex Wood. This really might be the year. Wow.

>>76434349
>Waldis stretching his neck trying to get a peek

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nationals desu

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>tfw your team plays in the most competitive division in beisbol
Only AL Central fans can relate

>>76434845
Now make the exact same pic for Gio.

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>tfw the MLB wants to implement a pitch clock and time outs by 2018

Who will be Abreu's next victim. I bet he whiffs on a throw to first and the ball hits the runner in the face.

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royals

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How are they doing it?

>>76434984
Why does Manfred hate baseball?

>>76434986
Why would he throw the ball to himself?

>>76434984

there's already timeouts

>David Price hasn't even been in Boston for 2 whole years yet

how is he going to survive another 5 and a half years

>>76435259
stop caring, get fat, and live it up

aka the Sandoval method

>>76435167
Gotta murder creatively

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what did this cubs fan ump mean by this

>calling a pitch right down the middle a ball
>it results in a walk
What the fuck, ump

>>76435475
>>76435502
One garbage pitch call costs the Rockies two runs. Fucking bullshit.

>le pirate man

>elite

lmao

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Your Chicago Cubs MVP

>when you get literally 5 outs in an inning

scsusbs btfo

BAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED CUBES

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>Hanigan

why are we talking in here? where's the gamethread?

>>76436191
This is the only game on so we may as well make this the defacto game thread

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>Alen Hanson
The madman

Marquez can't hit any spot yet has only allowed 2 runs. Wew lad

Love the way these young Rockies pitchers respond when they put themselves in tough situations. So composed.

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I'm predicting 8 IP, 0 ER, 1 H, 10K
A vintage Harvey performance tonight
Let's get to it.

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>>76436954
I predict he gives up a bunch of runs, gets yanked and cries in the dugout.

Ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Nasty.

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>>76437067
*saves the season*

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"Leave the Cubs to me."

How the fuck is that strike 3!?

>umpire doing everything in his power to help the Cubs win
>still isn't enough

>>76437126
You know, they have anti-psychotic medications now. You should try some. It might help.

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2017-06-09&team=Rockies&dh=0&season=2017

>>76437487
man the fangraphs homepage looks god awful now

>>76430309
man the rookie class of 2009 must have been barren as fuck for coghlan to win it and with those stats

>from rookie of the year to absolute mediocrity to meme flip man for canadian team

If Mike Trout went back in time to face Sandy Koufax hed lose. Bad.

Nothing to do with baseball but if terminator taught us anything its when you go back in time you show up naked and without any of your shit.

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>>76437535

>>76437589
Do us all a favor and don't show up in the game thread tonight.

>>76437653
I wont be there because i have a life and its Friday, but why?

>>76437668
>not posting in gamethreads
what a fucking casual

>>76437710
I will likely be at a real sports bar instead of the pretend one on a online Alaskan BBQ Cavepainting site

>>76437802
Will you report girls in skimpy clothing to the manager, you fuck?

>>76438099
Yes because its a gay bar and that isnt allowed

To the 0 Astro fans that play MLB The Show:

93 Overall Lance McCullers for 3k tickets is available now, and completing the monthly awards gets you a 94 overall Carlos Correa

where's craig biggio

>>76438173
Tell mo'Lester I said, "Hey."

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>>76438204
I play the show. I appreciate this.

>>76438301
Good luck getting the Correa. I did April's for the 94 Thames and it cost a LOT of stubs.

Oh yeah, the new Program is Impact Veteran Hanley Ramirez from when he was a Dodger. You need to get over 200 assists with primary Shortstops, so I hope you enjoy putting John Villar, Chris Owings, Tulo etc at outfield and corner infield positions

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>>76438359
pfft.

>>76430309
Actually, Ryan Howard was released about a month ago. I think he's out of baseball now.

>>76438505
Their definition of "active" is "not retired"

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So clutch

>>76434349
>if Rich Hill returns to form
Rich Hill is injured. That IS his form.

lmao how did Arenado get a hit off that pitch?
Can someone webm that?

>>76438544
Vlad double-in-the-dirt hit, or Barry broken bat homer hit?

>Rockies score
>Ump expands strikezone so next batter Ks
Happens every time this fucking game.

>>76438572
The ball was a low as his shoelaces and he drove it to left.

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>>76438581
>complaining about strike zones

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>>76438505
Not for long though

>>76438627
>Ryan Howard has his "hot week" at the end of the season
>White Sox end up picking third overall because of it

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You are the manager of a team that just clinched a wild card spot. These are your two options to start the Wild Card Game!
Who do you pick?

>>76438699
Kershaw because I would be fired if we lost the game and he didn't pitch.

the cubs invented the Catalina wine mixer?

>>76438699
Kershaw because he will give his heart and soul to win. Harvey will just give up 5 runs in 3 innings and worry about how much less he's worth.

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>>76438658
Not if our starting pitchers have anything to say about it

give rocks your power bros

they fuk up the entire city of cubes while sticking up las ass

leggo

>>76438699
Harvey doesn't care about winning.

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>cusb

>>76438783
Harvey has a 3.04 postseason ERA

>>76438699
Kershaw has the pitch that WC game so Harvey pitches game 1 and Kershaw can pitch game 3 on full rest then game 5 on short rest. Kershaw is also a far better pitche.

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Harvey general?

>>76438845
Kershaw still has to pitch in elimination. Every GM in baseball would do the same. 4chan isn't real life.

Wow even NY is for the cubs

>>76438899
>rags generals
>kershaw/dg generals
>harvey *strikes you out* generals
>mo'lester's boystown incident generals
>biggio generals
>arcade league vs. ninny league generals

>>76438920
You're crazy if you think that replay had enough evidence to overturn. The tag was hidden by the runner.

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>>76438950
Only oldfags remember

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>check standings
>twins are leading the central
>dozier has been shit

>>76439214
He's a second half babby though

>>76439181
Lmao you faggots are so obsessed with me that you Doctor fake images about me. Log off.

>mo'lester likes boys
never stops being funny

Holland gonna blow his first save?

One more

>>76439330
Nah

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Rockies win!
6 in a row!

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>CUSB

>Cubs getting umpball
>Lose

>J.D. Martinez's 430-foot double yesterday was the longest non-HR ever tracked by @statcast.

You know what, fuck all of you faggots. I'm tired of being made fun of for allegedly kissing boys. I'm tired of seeing "lol hur dur >cusb" every day. I'm tired of you making fun of the Cubs for losing, despite the fact that that's what they are famous for. Ask anyone who won the World Series any random year, and they probably won't be able to tell you. Ask them who DIDN'T win the World Series, and they'd be right if they guess the Cubs almost EVERY time. That's brand recognition. That's culturally iconic.

Lmao your shit team will never live up to the Cubs, because even when they lose, they're famous. Fuck all of you. Log off.

The Rockies still have not lost a road series this season. The best the Cusb can do is split this one.

>>76439468
see kids, that's how a faggot flounces.

take notes.

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>>76438544
Todd Frazier-esque

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EVERY DAY

JUST ANOTHER SHADE OF GRAY

>>76439674
>Shin high pitch
WOW HOW IMPRESSIVE

>>76439674
Blackmon's homer might have been even lower than this one, tbqhwy.

OFFICIAL ACE POWER RANKINGS

1. Pitchers with 88-91 MPH fastballs, and excellent command
2. Pitchers that throw high 90s with command and movement
3. the Knuckleballer on his once-in-a-career great year
4. The Japanese Import who throws at least one meme pitch
-
-
-
9001. Generic 92-94 mph fastball with a slow loopy curveball

>>76440023
>>76440023
red sox vs tigers

>>76439865
1 = Maddux?
2 = Scherzer
3 = 2012 Dickey
4 = Darvish

9001 = Lincecum?

White Sox Indians where?

Lets go whos

The top college pitcher in the country for Oregon State is a registered sex offender who molested a 4 year old when he was 15.

>>76440140
Sounds like a future cub

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>tfw safeco

>>76440140
Seems like someone the cubs will pick up when he freefalls in the draft

>>76440150
How many team instances of this are there? I've seen Os Jays and Yaks defying Kings Court

why is miggy so awful against lefties, nigga that first AB was garbage

>>76439468
Free beers free kisses. It's like a bartering system

>>76440260
These days the only way to describe Jays in Seattle is full on cucked. So many Canadians you would think it's Florida in the winter.

>>76440140
cubs confirmed that is encouraged in their wacky free for all clubhouse """"""""""""""culture""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

FUCK OFF RAIN I NEED MY WHOS GAME.

I HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO

>>76440140

I bet he goes to the Methinals

Oh wait, >we have all their picks lmao

get fucked

>>76440140
No chance he gets drafted. His ass is getting beat in the minors if he does get picked up. Not a fucking chance any veteran would welcome a pedophile in their clubhouse. He molested the child from 2009-2011. It wasn't a singular event.

mest-barves
>>76440375
>>76440375
>>76440375

>>76440140
>a registered sex offender who molested a 4 year old when he was 15.
Have the Rangers scouted him yet?

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Alright, get serious now, enough jokes.

Serious discussion here, what should be done? No chance he's getting drafted in my opinion despite being the top pitcher in the country this season. People can get past DUI's or assault but abusing a little child is unforgivable. Don't give a fuck how old you are, at 15 you know what you're doing is wrong and I don't see how players and coaches can see past this. Hell be hated wherever he goes. His own teammates probably don't like him now that it's out.

This article is quite good. The comment section too.

>>76434984
>he likes waiting 30 seconds for a pitcher to throw the damn ball

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>>76440555
Oops, here's the article.

http://www.oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2017/06/why_we_published_the_story_abo.html

>not banning the DH

if a fat 40 something can pitch and hit so can anyone

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>>76433143
We had a good run lads

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Who /RoofOpen/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kloP3JP3YVE

well /mlb/ what do you think
2 IP 2 R 1H 1BB 1HBP 0K

game was a 9-0 loss for her team

>>76441182

HOW HARD DOES "SHE" THROW?

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>MFW I had to be at work and I couldn't watch muh Rox meme on the cubes

>>76441219
fastball in the 70s and a curve as well (lol)

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>>76441242
>fastball in the 70s

>>76441242
she also has a knuckleball

>>76441293
thats a given for a woman

>>76441293

Is this viral marketing for that shitty FOX show??

>>76441242

So she's high school level?

>>76441182
She has a better chance than Teboq of getting to the Bigs.

>>76441317
that was cancelled

>>76441317
that show was cancelled after one season where they had jarred weav- i mean the woman pitcher get a career ending injury i think lmao

>>76441355
career ending pregnancy?

>>76441526
SD Zoo was pretty GOAT desu

I guess the pirates are back to sucking

will there be MLB tonight after yankees/orioles?

>>76441409
Errors due to vasectomy

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>>76442094
There's 4 games starting in approximately an hour.

>>76442225
i meant to capitalize the T on Tonight. i mean the studio show

>>76442282
It is in my market. 10:30 EST

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>>76442282
Proper nouns are a bitch.

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You can only reply to this post if your starting pitcher hasn't given up a run today

>>76442797
100+ pitches in 5IP to shut out the barves
>wow it's fucking nothing

>>76442797
Starting pitchers don't mean dick anymore.

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>9 hits in 9AB's

people gave up on you Danny but I never did ;_; please dont hurt my jays too much this weekend

Brewers with more first-inning runs. These guys are something else early in games. Too bad their bullpen is so crappy.

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>You will never receive a Buster hug

Why even live?

>>76442797
You can only reply to this post if your reliever comes in and promptly blows the shutout and the lead.

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>>76443456
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my ankle hurts
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

MIN Twins vs SF Giants (#1 of 3)

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>76443575
>>76443575
>>76443575

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>>76443540

Blow gays - Memeiners thread
>>76444048
>>76444048

>>76441552
still is

Well no Royals at Dads thread so ima shitpost in here.

could the marlins blow this

>>76443586
If you're going to keep this up, you need to find a better pic, something that doesn't show lots of other guys also doing nothing

>>76444839
The focus of the post isn't to show the other guys not doing anything. Its to show that Buster is a pussy and won't protect his pitcher.

>>76445033
That's why you have to change your picture to match your intent. Because your misguided focus is lost because of a poorly chosen pic.

I think you're a pretty dumb person to think like this, so I'm trying to help you.

>>76445033
DESU Strickland wanted to fight, why try and stop him? Posey was not calling for that to happen and if Hunter wanted to a be a dumbass nothing he can do about it.

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>>76444839

>>76445138
This honestly. Not like the team had any reason to bean him, it was just Strickland holding a grudge.

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>>76445173
>It was dangerous

>>76445173
This is so much better. It even looks like Morse, Crawford, and Werth were actually arguing.

>>76445173
Thanks Senpai.

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>>76445125
Not the guy you're replying too but you sound like you're trying to rationalize something that everyone has roasted pussy for. He's a pussy. Nothing more.

>B-but Strickland was asking for it

He's a pussy. Nothing more. Bumgarner is a fucking good himself would pussy have done nothing? The answer is yes. He's made of porcelain.

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Would Busted Pussy's knees have folded like a chair if he took a step towards Harper? The answer is yes.

>>76445033
It had been almost three years. You think Strickland didn't say anything to Posey about wanting to start a donnybrook with Harper up? Probably sounded like bullshit to him, but if that's what he wanted, let them go ahead.

Walking out in front of Harper would have been just for show, like it always is. Two guys who really want to knock each other out will always find a way to do it.

>>76445363
>everyone
I smiled

>>76445460
Rationalization: The Post

>He needed to put on the show of giving a fuck
haha

>>76445512
Every MLB network analyst roasted pussy except for the #1 Idiot Eric Byrnes. You can stop sounding dumb as fuck and just admit Pussy was afraid.

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If you asked me whether I'd rather go to a Taylor Swift concert with VIP meet and greet or travel back to the 70s and get drunk at nosebleed seats at a Molly Hatchet concert, I'd fucking take the latter.

>>76445668
>MLB network analyst
smiling with teeth now

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Broors better fucking win tonight.

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>red sox win

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windians!

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>busted pussy wasn't scared
Will SanFUCKcisco ever be able to handle the banter without their tampons falling out of pace?

marlins also have won btw

>>76445858
surprised they're even watching baseball in June they were supposed to win the west with their bullpen patched up and all.

>>76445858
You mean someone here's been trying to banter? I don't believe you. Show me where.

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>it's a "everyone in the division wins" episode

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anyone want some shit players?

>stranding a leadoff triple
>jints

>Lillies
how does one be a fan of this team without regular suicide contemplation?

>the HIV infested shithole of SanFUCKcisco

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>>76446134
We have enough of own, but thanks.

>>76446106
The Orioles lost tonight, so I can tell you're a fan of a team in an irrelevant division. Fuck off.

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>>76445363
>let's focus on Posey, ignore others who also didn't participate (outfielders, Craw, Arroyo, other Nats players)
>let's ignore the idiot with a personal vendetta that started it (and caused another run in the game later)

>(shown by ESPN) let's ignore Posey getting in front of a batter that Bumgarner plunked

>let's ignore Posey in the scrum on the MadBum-Puig scene in LA

Kiss the rings YOU SALTY PUSSY

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>>76446392
thank you for wheeler, at least

Log-off busted pussy, go get an MRI on your skull

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>the mets and phillies are back to being shit at the same time as each other again

Nostalgia is a powerful thing

>>76446444
I've said it before, but maybe the Giants with Wheeler don't win in 2012 or 2014 thanks to some butterfly effect stuff. Glad he's been of some value to you, you guys are alright.

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kek never fails to amaze me how easily triggered the shitty of SanFUCKcisco can be.

Busted Pussy is a sissy faggot with popcorn testicles ha ha ha

Just imagine if this guy had as much passion and dedication towards something productive.

>"this guy"
>it thinks it's just one person

Busted Pussy is a woman.
Give me another reply in the firm of an essay

>>76447122
The only reason that it's more than one person is because everyone thinks it's funny and trendy pretending that they're DG.

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>76447122
I'm going to help you again, like with the pic: Come up with a different name than "SanFUCKcisco"

Go ahead, spend an evening on it. Come up with a long-ass list, and show the results of your deranged homework in a future general after your shame from tonight has faded from >everyone's memory.

>>76447363
Good. Hicks has been on fire lately.

>>76447214
You think it's just DG who pisses on Busted Pussy? Really?

>>76447363
>one of the best position players in MLB will keep his starting spot over a perennially mediocre player
What a surprise.

>>76447400
why are you still replying lmfao walk away from the screen you deranged faggot lol you don't have to reply.

>matt strahm
COOL NICE

>>76447493
I'm never too busy to laugh at some dumb shit

>>76446134
I mean, if you're willing to take the Legendary Super Phenom Michael Saunders from us, I guess we'll take Michael Conforto

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kek never fails to amaze me how SALTY and OBSESSIVE doy-doys are for being massive chokers. Failing for 28 years white another team succeeds 3 times in 5 years.

WAHHH POsey got 3 rings already and my CYA winner doesn't.

>>76447664
The Dodgers aren't a hungry team. They've never been a hungry team. Their fans think their shit doesn't stink.

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Damn smfh ya'll need Jesus or someshit fucking hell, let it go. Pussy sucks. Walk away from the screen. You don't have to reply. Your team is shit and will be shit for the next decade. Laugh about it. Find comfort in your previous accomplishments and just walk away. Don't do this to yourself. You really don't have to reply. Laugh. Walk away.

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IDK WTF is up with our pitching staff right now

We keep playing minor league pitchers and half our starting pitchers are on the DL (McHugh, Keuchel, Morton, Musgrove).

>>76447363
>having a good season for once
>take a bump while bailing out a bad pitch
>lose job to a guy who couldn't hit .200 last season
cucked

>>76447865
I'm doing you one better with no regard for what you think. I'm laughing (at you, and in general), and I'm also not going anywhere. And I'm watching two games at the same time too.

Don't worry yourself. Take yourself a little less seriously. Nobody else takes you seriously at all.

>>76447927
Hey welcome to a baseball season where players get hurt
Thanks for joining us

>>76448016
But playing 2/3rd minor league pitchers and having a really wonky rotation? C'mon

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Physically unable to resist the reply button.

increíble.

>>76448124
Did you expect them to have big league reserves down in the minors
If you could afford to have major league caliber players lingering as backups you wouldn't have started Mike Fucking Fiers asshole

WAAAAAAAAAHHH those pennants have sharp tips, we don't want them.

**snort** **choke**

WAAAAAAAAAHHH let's pick on Posey.

>He considers himself the master of when other people can and can't post
Hahaha

Watch a baseball game or something, amigo.

>>76448184
>>76448226
Can you just stop? You're making us look like triggered idiots and doing exactly what he wants you to do. These responses are doing nothing but feeding the masterbaiter.

>>76448349
Giants fans are physically obligated by Autism condition to take every morsel of bait slung crudely in any direction

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/los-ángeles/

>>76448349
>>76448389
>thinks I'm a jints fan **snicker**

>>76448349
You need to keep yourself in check. All I'm doing is posting in the general.

What you're proposing is to allow trolls to force other people to stop posting just by showing up. I don't care if they call it "taking the bait" like >>76448389. I'm keeping the tab open, who cares?

Jesus Christ

Nuke California desu