>Thursday
Sydney def. Western Bulldogs
>Friday
Adelaide v St Kilda at AO at 7:20pm ACST
>Saturday
Hawthorn v Gold Coast at MCG at 1:45pm AEST
Brisbane v Fremantle at the Gabba at 4:35pm AEST
Essendon v Port Adelaide at ES at 7:25pm AEST
>Sunday
Carlton v GWS at ES at 3:20pm AEST
Melbourne v Collingwood at MCG at 3:20pm AEST
based elite straffgod
>>76425432
Melb vs Coll is on Monday you absolute shitlord
How's everyone's multi doing?
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless YOU call everyone in this thread a FAG!?!
>>76417719
>>76417719
>>76417719
Who /trivavogirl/ here?
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/tv-shows/meet-the-woman-from-the-trivago-commercials/news-story/941fd143a575b65e15961371028bb7e5
HEAVE HO UNNA
wtf was this?
Basedbane tbqh lads.
>>76426039
this kind of shit is tolerable because it's so overt it's comical and a nod to an aussie film. Gay round and all that bullshit is way worse
>GO SON
>>76425988
"No"
who /dabloos/ here?
No wonder this shit hasn't caught on anywhere else ... it's fucking shit
-andy Zaltzman
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>76425944
Fuck off pedo
>>76426324
good lad
>The Queen will die this year
>Next year the public holiday will be the King's birthday and will fall outside the footy calendar because Charles was born in November
>We will have to put up with ~30 years of no regal birthday clashes until Charles dies
On the plus side the future King William's birthday is in the middle of Round 14, I say by then we take the fixture away from Melbourne and make it Collingwood v Carlton
>>76426441
Lizzy's got 20 more years in her if her mum's anything to go by.
Man I'm starving
>>76426394
TENKS WITE FELLA
>>76426657
Time for straffpills
>fat cunt wearing a coon jersey
CARN THOMMO
damn Bruce is a real close talker
Dead poomunity
In the mood for some Straffo
>>76427036
would prefer his sisters 2bh
>>76427036
>>76427042
>not the alt-right meme-sharing MILF-queen
brah
Which team will put a stop to Adelaide's streak?
>>76427058
kek, straffo must hate his family
he used to hate on his grandpa and baby boomers in general, yet he wrote a really touching eulogy for his funeral
>>76427065
Late season injury
>>76427058
nice, makes her even hotter
>>76427069
>he thinks that brain dead autist could manage more than 140 characters
it was written for him mate
>>76427065
Don Pyke's incompetence/unloved children
I'm literally shaking here guys, I can't even. HOW DARE HE!!!
>>76427108
>blaming Pyke
his son was a literal weeb with an Oedipus complex and a junkie degenerate while his daughter adored him and they surfed together. Cy should get the electric chair
>>76427108
such edge
Adelaide will lose due to the bad energy left by all the people who hated the shitskin Saudi's not observing a minute's silence last night at AO.
>>76427108
Kek
>>76427121
if it wasn't for Cy, crows would be 10-11th, hoping for an outside shot at the eight
>>76426394
TENKS WITE FULLA
>>76427146
bet the whole place still smells like lamb and garlic
>>76427121
>>76427153
disregard I'm fucking autistic I got Walsh and Pyke mixed up.
That being said the inbreds who support Crows are savaging Pyke week in week out for not making changes or adjustments which has lead to the "how to beat Adelaide" blueprint
St. Kilda are on to really push the Crows tonight but this one seems like it's rigged.
hawks lads
How long until we get btfo, lads?
>>76427249
>with umps
halfway through the second
>without umps
halfway through the third
Aints have given up already
>Seynts
kek
KEK
K E K
>McCartin
dirty boong
>hawks finish second last
>saints jizz everywhere for that draft pick
>waste it on another mccartin
Why the fuck is this place so dead?
>>76427249
Seems you already are.
>>76427401
we're all watching wogball
>>76427401
Because it's a pain to post.
>Captcha failed
>jane bunn
hnnnnnng
>Bet Saints
>Tip Crows
Just can't lose lads
>>76427401
>long weekend
>WGAF Friday night game
This ford girl is an ugly ayy lmao
>second leg of his multi is also dead
>expects Shit Kilda to put up a fight, doesn't
>Gil rigs another boring 70+ point blowout
we're looking at some record breaking levels of being completely incorrect here. Real Shit Pleb on historical failure watch.
>>76427445
KEK is that cunt still posting after getting BTFO last night? I got him filtered. Wow getting destroyed in last years GF must have destroyed the last piece of that wogs sanity
>>76427445
the faggot tips us knowing that his aborted narrative ensures >our losses as a way to get back at those who destroy his spirit
inb4 he claims this was a "test"
>>76427444
truth bomb
>>76427468
I tipped the crows, dickhead. Please show me the post where I stated the saints would win.
>can't tip sports
>can't find an excuse
>will never have a life of any valuable use
>>76427445
>second leg is dead
second half hasn't begun yet you dumb fuck.
@76427482
No, you tipped the saints and told us you tipped the Crows to go along with your """""realtipgod""""" narrative
you fuckin dickhead
You didn't tip the /crows/ you half-full colostomy bag, you sat on the fence and cried conspiracy.
Please show me the post where you stated the crows would win.
>>76427482
No you didnt
>>76427498
Please show me the post where I tipped the saints.
You just seem bitter that I'm about to reach my 71st correct tip.
>reality cuck
Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans
@76427525
You claim to have tipped the saints. Onus is on you to prove the claim you fuckin drongo.
Not seeing any of your tips on twitter
I wonder why that might be?
>get a load of this guy
>>76427538
>no evidence that I tipped the saints
>onus is on me to prove I didn't tip the saints
nice logical fallacy dickhead
>>76427548
KEK
>>76427548
JUST: The multi
>fake RC calling me a dickhead
fuckin fake RC of all people. gonna piss me pants laughing at that lads
>>76427548
>he took the time out to photoshop this
Don't you have more productive things to do leejun? Like protesting outside scientology churches you fat fucks?
Reminder that @realcuckmedia can only dream of @straffo amounts of followers.
Reminder that 64 followers is significantly less than 100,000 followers.
>>76427583
>tip """God"""
>can't even afford $15 from his tipping ""wins"" to buy 500 twitter followers
KEK
That's literally your multi you dumb wog. You fucking typed out a different word in your """""tip""""", probably because you're a mongoloid
ABSOLUTELY
COMPLETELY
ETERNALLY
who /silentmajority/ here?
>>76427612
The word I typed out was objectively correct. If I selected the wrong option that was an honest mistake.
>>76427612
He typed out a different tip for plausible deniability. What a weak faggot
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>76427648
good lad
kek, this is next level shit. This thread is turning into RC's Sargeant Peppers.
>fake RC thinks the archive is photo shopped
This is low tier bait or complete autism, either way you should kill yourself wog
fuggin parfetik
>>76427661
trip on faggot
>>76427600
>Buying followers
What's the point? It's like paying a prostitute for a root.
>>76427722
another thing RC would know nothing about
>>76427729
do dolls technically count as prostitutes?
End my suffering
>he hasn't filtered Bitchality Cunt
>>76427772
>Pick a shit team to support
>Complain about suffering
Brought it on yourself.
>tripfags
Argentina just scored!
>>76427772
>picking the saints
>not using your 'one allowed change of club' card before turning 10
brought this on yourself, wicked wing
>DUH BLUEPRINT
getting really sick of this meme
>St. Kilda yourself
Might go to New Zealand lads
I've had sex 4 times this week, can anyone beat that?
>>76427850
do us a favour and stay there
>>76427878
paying for sex doesn't count
>>76427899
Fuck off it doesn't
I would wager the prostitutes you debase yourself for can beat that.
>Ty Vickery getting dropped and shit talked on TV by his new couch
>replying to the trip fag
>not destroying the trip fag completely by filtering him
Imagine how many prozzies you could buy if you followed my tips, leejun.
>>76427878
Reality God's probably had a mad dash at it this week.
>>76427940
elite lad
>>76427940
>filtering at all
Weak cunt
Too easy
>>76427878
Fucked my gf 6 times in a day once. She still wanted more too
>>76427960
trip on kfc, erin or fake RC
>>76427954
Beat me to it
>>76427960
trip on faggot
>>76427878
Yes but who cares?
>>76427960
I do not wish to see your post. Please reapply your tripcode so I can no longer see your posts. Thank you.
>yeah, I filter tripfags
*Proceeds to obsess over every single thing tripGODS do*
http://www.strawpoll.me/13145975
>>76427960>>76428000
>P-PLESE DON'T FILTER ME
kek faggots
>>76428000
Trip on poof
Is Anne Erin the quintessential /afl/ community member?
>>76428022
Kill yourself /tv/ pedo
>>76428022
I'd say Kentucky is
>>76427965
kek, you must be a dud fucking root lad. She probably found more, quality > quantity and all.
>>76428022
no one likes you besides /tv/ you faggot
Just tried to do an unaborted Reality Cunt narrative in my loo and nothing came out lads
>>76428043
Have some coffee and have another go in halfa lad
I'm posting in /nrl/ and /rug/ until you sort this shit out, /afl/
McCartin is absolute GARBAGE
>>76428069
Might go to the drive through and get a McCartin later
>*hibernates under fridge*
t-t-they weren't booing an a-aboriginal were they???
Fuck this shit team
who comfy adelaide 40+ bet here?
>>76428123
not fake RC
>>76428039
>he's never lain in bed all day with a girl and just cuddled and had sex
>>76428133
The phrase in question is "she still wanted more too". After six rounds? You're conclusively shit in bed and now you're humble bragging about it.
Go Crows!
>>76428133
DELET
Remove Josh Bruce and the Saints are 0.9.
Merge them.
>Saints will drop 40+ points in the second half on this Adelaide defense
Bitchality Cunt everyone
>>76428339
The game is a lot closer than the score suggests. If Saints kicked straight they'd only be 5 points behind.
>>76428372
trip on faggot
You know, if I was better at making money, I'd be a lot richer.
>>76428372
Consider they've only scored 3 goals the whole game, I can't see that happening.
>>76428372
retarded post
>>76428402
You'd probably piss it all away on shit bets to try and build narratives on a Turkmen goat breeding forum
If Bruce kicked 20 goals St Kilda would be 9 goals ahead.
>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit
that was a good goal
Comeback?
McCartin is a fat fuck
>soft cunt
>>76428123
I'll pray for you
Watching poverty ball, player gets poked in the eye
>stretchered off with neck brace
What did they mean by this?
>>76428645
Was it as bad as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFl8_H5pIM
Do umpires get taught what 15m looks like? Every single game I watch I get triggered by these 8m marks
>>76428676
no the guy was perfectly fine, the neck brace was just so unnecessary
>>76428688
they are retarded, each "square" of grass is supposed to be 5m to help them they are fucking useless
>Saints will put 40+ plus points on this Adelaide defense in the second half he said
>46 points for the whole fucking match so far
Seb Ross has been absolute dogshit
>calls himself Tip ""God""
>doesn't realise this loss makes the Saints 0-6 in Adelaide
KEK
>>76428835
saints fans will tell you he should be all australian lmao
Clearly Gil was behind this. who ∞/7 here?
>>76428914
>Gil rigs every game
>Bitchality cunt still tips in a rigged league
Schizophrenia/10
When the fuck did the song change to
>and we're known as the Adelaide Crows
tfw Mandella effect
>>76428969
About a decade ago. I don't like it either.
If the saints kicked a bit straighter that second leg would have been a shoe in.
Looks like my bet for tonight's game came up anyway.
>and we're known as the Adelaide Crows
not
>we're the mighty Adelaide Crows
what the fuck mate
>>76428972
I don't habeeb it
>>76428969
I think Toyota couldn't dish up the cash so it got changed from "Camry Crows"
>>76428909
I am a saints fan
Only Roberton is moderately in contention, and he played shit too
Excuse me while I Kilda myself
>>76429020
Roberton is Freo reject kek no chance
>>76428977
Keep it up mate, don't let the loud minority get to you. They pretty much ruined tonight's entire thread with their jealousy and spamming
>>76428969
>>76428996
>>76429008
Wasnt it "we're the mighty adelaide crows"?
Accuses people of photoshopping, then photoshops his betting slip. Doesn't even read the thread to see the "kicking straighter would've changed the result" is already a joke.
>>76428978
No idea why they changed it. Probably some office cuck who has to justify their job somehow.
>>76429068
>>76429073
The song on field was the different to the song they sung in the room I was watching both because my autism sense triggered why the fuck was it different? For me it's always been "we're the mighty Adelaide Crows" and I'm not even a Crows fan
>>76429069
>YUH PHOTOSHOPPED IT
No.
Also I'm now on 71 tips for the year. Try to keep up faggot.
>>76429141
You still haven't posted proof, and make sure it isn't Photoshopped ;)
Impostor shits on my formerly good name again.
Sad reacts only.
>>76429170
The proof will be my satisfaction when I donate the winnings to church on Sunday.
Now that roamin BT is self aware its not as fun anymore
BT calling this guy on out on buying an esports Team oh my
Hey /afl/, /sp/ virtual divegrass manager here. Some of you may know, some of you may not, but /afl/ won an /sp/-hosted tournament and won the right to having an /afl/-themed kit used by /sp/ in one of its official matches. If you could hop into this thread and make suggestions as to what kind of kit to use, I'd gladly appreciate it.
>>76428579
>random coon child looking for his dad in the room gets interviewed
lmao this is the best part of the round
>>76429254
this kit unna
Modra's wife... What a vixen
Just found out my grandfather died lads. R.I.P. pa.
>>76429476
Hope this isn't true but if he really did go, sorry for you m8... At least feel a little better if he died without regrets.
>>76429476
based straffgod
>>76429490
He's had dementia for the last four years but lived life to its fullest. Many good memories of him bullying my cousins.
I walked past Mitch marsh and then Adam selwood in the same day yesterday
Why were their spouses average looking lads ? Do sportsmen really get tired of threesomes with 9/10s
>>76429476
lucky he didn't see the retard you turned out as straffo
>>76429839
those two are literal whos in the grand scheme of things
>>76429257
What about Tex asking him if he wants to go spearfishing
>>76430021
a perfect storm of autism
>>76429476
RC couldn't even tip that
EXPOSED
>>76430042
REKT
>>76426833
CARN THOMMO
Just bumping to save the thread for tomorrow just in case, you know
>>76430944
yeah fair enough mate
>>76429839
maybe it was the stunt doubles?
>>76429839
>>76433192
Walked past Adam Selwood way back when, was surprised how tall he was but was the same level of pasty and ugly as I thought
reality god
Hawthorn
Brisbane
Port
>>76436539
Trip on, noisy minority
>>76439469
>brisbane
>hodge late out
sigh
Are the Loins going to, dare I say it, BEAT Freo?
>>76440832
They will win
>>76445956
Objectively yes
>>76445956
Knowing >us the Loins will probably smash it
>>76445956
Nah, Freo aren't THAT bad.
>went up to get a burrito
>people everywhere because its a little wet
>couldnt be bothered lining up etc
guess that means its KFC for dinner lads
>hawks bitching about the umpires
get fucked
Gibbo trying to man up on Lynch is laughable, you'd be better off bringing back Vickery as a defender
poothorn
>Hawks
kek
KEK
K E K
>continually giving hospital handball to midfielders
just fucking end >us
Could Gaz, dare I say it, win the brownlow this year? Danger and Duckwood would steal votes off eachother
>>76450189
>who is sloane
>who is martin
>>76450200
Sloane has been shit for the last month. Martin is probably most likely to win, but even he had a quiet month in April.
>>76450200
>>who is sloane
le tagged out of it man
>>who is martin
le 60% efficiency man
>>76450219
Don't tell anyone I showed you this
>>76450189
"stealing votes off each other" is the dumbest myth in football
Hawkroaches on perpetual fridge watch.
>>76450251
give >us 3-4 years lad
Hawks are lucky the Suns are spraying it all over the shop. Should be a 100+ lead.
>>76450270
No more priority picks, mate. You're morteined.
>>76450306
>morteined
kek
ah well, we've done our dash
>>76450214
Dusty is guaranteed to turn up half cooked and attempt to glass someone with a Gatorade bottle at some point.
hawthorn have to punch the opposition's best player to score a goal
Hawks are gonna fucking come back, get it together Suns
Hawthorn won't win this. Looks like I move up to 72 tips.
HE MISSED AND GOT A 50 METER PENALTY AHHAHHAAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
>hawkroaches
Why is fox footy so shit at showing relevant replays?
>hawks playing like shit
>rioli disappears
doesn't surprise me
>the death of the roach city
>>76450552
Look, >we've been dead since round 2 mate
>eagles lost to both these teams
>>76450579
>worst cuck
kek
K E K
KEK!
Is Mitchell damaging with his possessions yet? See he has nearly 40.
dumb ass cunt refball fucking cuck jewmitriou
Another 3 votes to Gaz. He WILL be in the top 3 at the very least
Why are Brisbane so bad at kicking and taking marks? Supporting this team is hell
Based Brisbane
I'll be downtown adelaide tonight if any of you poofters wanna ruckus
>>76428022
trip on. that is just shameless
>>76447770
Official reminder that you only had to listen
Heavo ho.
>>76450796
Because >we're shit lad.
>>76450865
I think this is the earliest anyone has ever gone
Oh shit it might actually happen, topped off with the muggy weather Freo might just get smashed
Basedbane
whats for dinner tonight lads?
>>76450916
Kek, the bookie Jews caught on late, got 3.5:1 on based Brisbane 4 days ago, they were only paying 2.3:1 today
>>76450925
Red rooster lad.
>>76450928
Good boy.
>>76450928
Good on ya m8, only tipped them here
>Lions win
>Huddle together in the room to celebrate
>They can't remember the lyrics to their song
s-stop scoring
>>76450981
Kek same m8, don't worry, it'll start pissing down soon over there r-right?
>>76450981
>Under 182.5
If Brisbane were to win they'd storm away to a big win. Can't expect them to grind out and win close ones.
>>76450981
>under 182.5
Brisbane usually concede that alone every week
>>76451025
>>76450997
Keep in mind it's peemantle and memebane, I don't trust the kicking accuracy of either of these teams.
h-heave ho
Reminder that Zorkgod will never play a final in his career
flag test
>>76451079
Yeah it's shit and people will likely forget him but he's always been pretty amazing.
>>76451113
wew
>>76451062
>9.1
(You)
Absolute shit week for my tips.
>>76451193
>he tipped peemantle
>he tipped poothorne
*sips tea*
>>76451224
Boo?
BOOOOOOOOO.
>>76450981
>>76450993
Betfags btfo
Port or Essendon?
>>76451379
Objectively Port by 40 points, but this game has a high potential to be rigged. Jarman Impey is an obvious plant.
>>76451224
>rigging brisbased
What did he mean by this?
>>76451396
hurr everythings rigged so i can call it a test durr
Reallyuntippable Canoe on aborted narrative watch
Post your current tipping score
98/98 so far, my 25 "incorrect" tips were mere tests.
>>76451396
Essendon in a blowout with less free kicks it is then
>>76451469
I'm tipping Port but won't be surprised if they lose due to rigging.
>hurr muh AFL aint rigged durr
Stay delusional.
>>76451491
I am literally number one in the country on crownbet, espn and superfooty
>>76451516
>continues to tip a """rigged""" competition yet """always""" gets them """right"""
Nice reddit spacing Redditality Upvotes
>>76451516
hello projectorvirgin
>>76451529
I don't always get them right fuckhead. So many times this year my tip has failed to come up because of rigged games.
>le reddit xD xD
Reminder that Reddit has a 140% better AFL community than this place.
Yet again reminding you all that XDXDposting is the sure sign of a mental midget
>>76451516
>>76451540
>every game I lose is rigged
>>76451540
LE RIGGED XDXD
>>76451555
No. I openly admit when I flat out get it wrong, which isn't often and I'm sure that gives you the shits.
HIPGOD
>>76451565
>I openly admit when I flat out get it wrong, which isn't often
>Alternative Reality Cunt admits that he rarely admits he's wrong because muh rigged xdxd
>>76451582
t. Someone with a less than 50% tipping record this season
>>76451615
I am literally on 98/98 this season, fuckboi, all my tests bamboozled the rest of my local footy club. You WISH you could be as good as me.
Based Zork
/afl/ is a cancer because of this fuckwit
has to be the biggest autist on this site
>>76451667
you're talking about that freshie projectorvirgin, right?
>tip brisbane to win
>tip brisbane to win the quarters
>pick the under
>forgot brisbane wins are massive margins
I knew Reality Cunt years ago in high school
Legit autist, got bullied a lot, pooed his pants in Year 11 once too.
Also a wog, first-generation wog.
>>76451649
74 tips after the Lions win is good enough for me.
>tfw heave ho
BRISGODS
>>76451719
The Brisbane defense might save you. They are fresh and up and about to keep the Dockers goalless.
>>76451726
I was homeschooled.
>>76451737
Kek, how long last on the 3rd? I'm at work now and the radio is fucking shit. I guess meme magic could be real.
>>76451737
Yes, exactly. Your siblings and the neighbour kids bullied you and your wog parents couldn't afford to put you in a real school because of your autism. I lived three doors down from you. I banged your wogsis twice and one of your wogbros told me about your poopants moment. Rumour is you still wear adult diapers
>>76451737
>I was homeschooled.
Explains a lot.
>>76451719
You can overthink it until the cows come home, under 180 was a perfectly fine bet for two low scoring teams in wet weather. Your only mistake was posting here every five minutes and jinxing it.
>>76451726
I knew RC in high school too. He was much different back then than the mild mannered, tip god he is today. Actually, he was sort of “famous” around the school in a way. You see, every day RC would show up to class dressed in this faded black leather jacket that he said he'd gotten from his uncle as a birthday present... it was weird because the jacket was way too small on him and would constantly rise up over his hairy stomach whenever he raised his hand or something (he was quite chubby back then too, and it grossed out all the girls whenever his hairy stomach would poke out like that). Along with the jacket, he wore a pair of black sunglasses and constantly danced while he walked – just this little subtle arm movement, as well as bopping from side to side, as though he could hear some song the rest of us couldn't. He referred to himself as “Reality Check”, insisting that it was his nickname (though he was the only one who ever used it), and he'd get super angry and hold his breath until his face turned red if you called him his real name... once he even made himself pass out in class holding his breath when a substitute teacher kept calling him by his real name, and he was taken away in an ambulance. Now I'm not sure when if ever he outgrew this phase, because he disappeared from school around 11th grade.... It's honestly very strange to see him today as his Tip God character.... he's changed so much since high school it seems.
>>76451755
>I banged your wogsis twice and one of your wogbros told me about your poopants moment.
That's bullshit but I believe it
>projectorvirgin is working on a saturday of a long weekend and posting from his phone
>>76451767
>you now realise numale Damien Barrett is probably a better tipper than RC
really made me ponder...
Why does Brojectorsexaddict trigger green voting cucks so much?
>>76451813
Why don't you turn your trip back on and stop phoneposting?
percentage chance of Lions going full NORF?
>>76451818
>thinking RC is projectorvirgin
>>76451826
>conceding 13 goals to nil
Sportsbet has it at 81:1 for fremantle to win so in reality 5000000:1
>>76451818
t. seething greencuck
>>76451826
None
Reminder that Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a hip.
Kentucky Fried Cunt
I knew I'd summon projectorvirgin with just one post. Too fucking easy
I knew all this talk of Freo "turning their season around" was garbage, if their super close wins which were essentially a coin flip are viewed as losses they are right where they belong, at the bottom of the table.
Always knew Darce was a furry
>>76451893
>peemantle
>almost lost to carlton
>got gassed by brisbane
kek
>RC got bullied the fuck out of /afl/ again
haha
>>76451730
>Dockers had a chance to win and make the 8, knocking the Eagles out in the process
>Failed
>Failed again
>Now losing to Brisbane
Suffering.
This sport needs more people of colour
>>76451917
every single time kek
>can't tip sports
>can't tip cows
>can't tip who stole his Muslim spouse
>>76451878
*spends 4 figure sum a week on whores*
>>76452026
I really haven't spent a ridiculous amount over time, really
THEY DED ORITE
STOP IT U WITE DAWGS
FUCKIN RACCIS
>>76452044
I spent 3 months in Europe for less money
>lose to Brisbane
>lose by just shy of 10 goals to Brisbane
>>76452077
That's a lie.
adelaide ressies just pulled off a bullshit win lads
Where's Fyfe playing next year lads?
>>76451520
based Reality Check
>>76452105
trip on faggot
>line under 182
>brisbane to win
>brisbane to win every quarter
>the score 185
uhh
>>76452094
well his form is shit and he's carrying injiry, not worth the money people are asking so he'll probably stay at Freo and shit up the midfield even more
http://www.strawpoll.me/13145975
http://www.strawpoll.me/13145975
http://www.strawpoll.me/13145975
Remember to vote lads
>>76452094
He's not going anywhere, his market value has gone from $1.2M last year to peanuts after his leg break, got monstered by Zorko today.
>>76452136
>RealityCunt not first
Rigged.
>>76452088
Wrong. Staying in hostels and not eating at fancy restaurants makes it quite cheap. The flights are by far the most expensive cost. But enjoy your whores though.
eddie mate, eddie. when will you learn?
>>76452189
Return flights would be 1500 at the absolute cheapest. So you're saying accommodation, food and (assuming you partook you fucking ponce) drinks cost you LESS THAN 1400 dollars over 3 months, or 116 bucks per week at the most.
Living in poverty in europe for 3 months, what a fucking waste of your life. You don't go overseas to live like a miser, you go to have an experience.
>>76452157
the joke is that he's fake RC mate
>>76452209
Whoops, forgot to "trip on"
Damien Peverill is an ugly, ugly man
>>76452209
That is correct, I should mention that I have friends all over Europe and therefore had free accommodation and food in most of my destinations. East Europe and the Balkans is also very cheap too. But no, I'm sure the experience isn't up to paying someone an hour to fake enjoying being penetrated 3 inches deep.
>>76452199
>memeing on betts
Betts is alright man.
>>76452262
I believe you.
Who here /baz/
>Poort
>>76452359
>it's another episode of bombers kicking 4 early then falling asleep and losing by a 30 point margin
>it's a Luke Darcy calls everyone champ episode
I wonder what kentucky's tripcode is, it has to be an ordinary (and common) dictionary word because it's been used by several tripfags over time.
>>76452369
Seems like a rigged game honestly. Impey up to his usual tricks.
>tfw changed tip from Essendon to Poort an hour ago
Fuck man
>Port Adelaide get on a fast break then Impey 'trips' and turns it over
>Impey gives away stupid free in the goalsquare
hmmmm
>>76452407
>being concerned this early
Did you not watch the bombers / richmond game last week kek
>>76452382
Kek, go on, waste the precious time of your """life""" trying to find a tripcode of an anonymous individual you will never meet. Sure will "get" me. Then again the efforts may be beneficial, as it could keep you out of the brothel.
>Goddard fucks around and kills the momentum
>That's just the way he likes it
Poort Poower
>>76452437
Why are you so sensitive bro?
>"Tipingwuti does things other players can't"
>running into an open goal is something other players can't
>>76452437
>>76452463
Why are trip fags sensitive in general
You won't hear a peep about how Port are flat track bullies
>>76452463
Don't reply to me "bro", you have trip coding exposing efforts to get back to.
>the absolute STATE of Poort this quarter
>>76452486
I was just making an observation while going through the archive trying to find another time you mentioned the time you went to see your friends who are all over europe and happy to let you sponge off them for 3 months
Port JUST
kek what the fuck is going on
what did port adelaide mean by this?
>Poort
TRIPFAG FIGHT
>>76452510
Essendon are playing football, and port forgot they were playing today.
Feels bad man
>its another 'essendon fast start only to fade in the 3rd' episode
>>76452044
Why do you have $50 loss and such next to them? They steal some cash from your wallet? Credit card skimmed?
>>76452502
>Sponge off people by living with them for a couple of days
It's called common human behaviour. They have, and will, do the same they come to Australia. I can understand paying for peoples company would distort your perception though.
>port haven't been exposed for a few weeks
>premiership talks begin
>get thoroughly exposed tonight
Is there a single contender this year?
Looking like the Giants are due to be exposed tomorrow
>>76452468
Name any other AFL player who can look as black doing it. You can't. He's the only one who can do it.
Line Phone only Market
Essendon -12.5 1.92
Port Adelaide +12.5 1.92
>bombers so unreliable the line is only -12.5
you can't make this shit up
>Poort
kek
KEK
K E K
>>76452524
Mean by what? I can't watch the game the wife is watching the netball........
>>76452543
I ended the session before time OR I paid them extras once in the room to do something they weren't otherwise going to do.
Is his name Hartlett because he has a small heart?
>>76452569
Kek
>the absolute state of Jobe Watson's kicking
>>76452552
Nobody believes you have close friends outside of victoria, much less outside of Australia, stop lying.
>>76452583
>I paid them extras once in the room to do something they weren't otherwise going to do.
Go on.
>>76452569
Majak
JUST offing myself desu lads
>there are "people" in this thread who reply to faggot Erin
>>76452606
Nothing exciting, all foot fetish stuff.
Over time I've realised that you have to weed those girls out during the intro. The intro is so fucking important, you don't even realise, and when I started I was too much of a cuck to tell the receptionist I didn't want to see anyone. Now I'll go to brothels to just intro when I need to kill some time, take a note of who's out there.
>>76452569
Magic Door plys he gave it the don't argue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx93ypZbzto
>>76452604
I don't even live in Victoria you fucking idiot. You have a very shallow and sad life experience and therefore expect everyone to have the same.
>tipped dogs
>tipped hawks
>tipped freo
>tipped port
JUST
>>76452613
Majak is to black as North Melbourne is to a football team.
>>76452657
Same
>>76452673
that image is shooped, Majak is a blue nigga
Holy shit I REALLY shoulda just stuck with Bombers, not these pooftas
>>76452673
Majak is as black as midnight in a coffin mate, don't let the white of the jersey bleaching him fool you look at >>76452655
IN YOUURRR HEEEAAAAD
>>76452655
>Runs 30 metres without a bounce
>>76452673
Why are you arguing over niggers?
Neither one is white.
>>76452701
Game is rigged. Don't feel so bad mate.
>>76452713
good
whites are inferior
>>76452711
calling it would be racist mate
>>76452727
Bahahahahahahahahaha
>>76452711
He bounced it when the camera changed after the don't argue, faglord
>>76452727
t. chink
>>76452727
t. nigger
>>76452695
>>76452705
Picture was taken from the AFL website. They wouldn't misrepresent his colour.
>>76452673
I asked my wife who's blacker, but she's taking an awful long time deciding
>>76452739
Watch the full clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx93ypZbzto#t=14s
>>76451505
This is on track to be an elite tip
>>76452727
This might be the funniest thing I've ever read,
Oh wait are you serious.
>>76452745
>white backdrop on a white jersey vs a black jersery
>actual game footage
>MY NIGGER IS BLACKER THAN YOURS OKAY
love getting easy (You)s lads
@76452745
excellent bait many fishies for you
Just letting everyone know it's okay if you're 1/5. Dogs and Power were gimme's, Hawks and Dockers only seem retarded in hindsight.
Cucktucky is literally that basic bitch that goes on about slumming through Europe as an "experience". I would say you couldn't make this up, but I could. And so could Cucktucky, as it's an obvious lie from a sad, insecure 20 year old who knows no life away from pastoral NSW.
>>76452649
>foot fetish stuff
What sort of stuff? Foot fetish seems less intrusive than their normal offerings so can't really see why it would be extra.
>>76452799
Trip on
>>76452815
Trip on
>>76452799
I would take him over you any day faggot erin, trip on
COMEBACK
>>76452752
Is she flicking her bean? Does she need to see their cocks to decide?
>>76452799
kys oxygen thief
>>76452776
>Black people's teeth always look white because of the contrast
It works the other way as well. Light brown Majak looks decently black because of the contrast from his white top. Meanwhile black Tipungwuti blends in with his jumper and doesn't get that contrast bonus.
>poort are flag contenders
kek
>>76452832
she's out on a girls nigh, just sent an email, but the the network can be a bit patchy out in Dandenong
@76452845
>completely sidesteps the actual game footage of the purple nigger
no more (You)'s for you retard
>>76452814
It's just a way for them to squeeze more money from you.
The way it's set up is this:
>my standard service is what's advertised, it's piv intercourse, oral on you, light kissing
>my deluxe service, which is x dollars more, is standard + oral on me, dfk, spanish, fetishes, fantasy, maybe even anal, etc etc
I've done it twice, once for 20 with this fit milf, once for 50 with my favourite prosto. But I was more willing to do the 50 because I'd seen her before, I was a bit in love with her and she sucked my dick bareback the last time I saw her when she was a cute 19 year old instead of a slightly more world weary 20 year old. Good on her.
>>76452865
Stop being a faggot, and reply to the posts normally you cunt. I don't have all night to fucking waste scrolling up a and down looking for the autist your replying to.
>>76452727
Unironically my fetish
reddit.com/r/BlackWorldOrder
>76452897
get fucked nerd
>>76452907
Not sure if tried to reply and failed or just legit retard????
@76452897
@76452925
got this fag on a string lads
congrats on the autism lad
>76452941
thanks mate
>jobe whingeson
so this is the power of port adelaide hm
>ate some nice spaghetti
>watching Poort get knocked around
who /comfy/ here?
>>76452976
Shut up faggot we can't all be drug cheats
UP THE FUCKIN DONS
>poort
>>76452986
>YOU ARE LE DRUG CHEEDS Dx Dx
>>76452985
me lad
>just had some arancini balls
>lamb roast is cooking
>Port are getting fucked
>spergs are spergin
>>76453002
...in all seriousness though can port win from here I'm not seeing it.
>>76453007
>lamb roast
highly envious
>>76453014
Yeah. Essendon always run out of juice at the end.
justelaide
>>76452985
/here/ lad
>pulled pork rolls
>beers
>poort
>RC getting btfo
>>76453019
75-28, port just aren't on form.
Essendon would appear to have gotten hold of some good shit.
Becoming a BIG fan of McKenna
>>76453014
Yes.
it's my normie mate's birthday today and I've been seeing his birthday wishes on my normiebook all day
nearly every picture collage posted on his wall, and appearing in my newsfeed includes a picture of his cock somewhere in it.
slightly disturbed desu lads
>>76452986
and every team you play can't be bottom 8 quality mate. just face it port are the real flat track bullies of the comp kek
Methendon is two goals away from 6th place, what a joke
>>76453088
>T. Iggles.
>5AA right now
>>76452094
Iggles
Perth will descend into civil war
>>76453108
actually heave ho lad
>>76453111
fyfe for kennedy i'll take that
>>76453111
people would attack his house no joke, Ballantyne has already been pretty much excommunicated after wanting to switch to Iggs this year luckily he's been injured and no-ones cares
>>76453111
he's giving up the game for humanitarian work in the slums of Kolkata, completely in character
>>76453201
Isn't fyfey a restricted free agent though?
>>76453218
>>76453218
>>76453218
NRL IS BACK FOR GIOD AND THERE IS NOTHING ANY OF YOU FAGGOTS CAN DO ABOUT IT AHHAHAHAH
>>76453242
/gayfl/ btfo
>was meant to go out with mates but stayed home to watch port get btfo
Suiciding desu
>>76453242
>not even 12k
embarrassing desu
Me on the left
>>76453242
NO
NO
NO
GET AND AND STOP BULLYING US /nrl/GODS!
Now that I know Sean is watching this thread, I would like to remind everyone that he is fat lmao
>>76453242
hey! congrats man!
thats really impressive
>>76453242
>12k
Absolutely poothetic. Just fold that pathetic league.
>>76453242
>>76453218
congrats on almost 12k!
>>76453232
oh yeah forgot about that
Well, >we had a good 26 year run, but it's time to fold.
https://www.fb.com/rainbowcrows/
>>76453201
desu reckon they'd go after McGovern rather than Kennedy.
>/nrlel/ are actual, real life cuckolds
>>76453292
>>76453318
>>76453350
God damn faggots ruin everything they touch.
>>76453218
Why is there a curve in the fence? I thought NRL was played on a rectangle.
>>76453374
So am I
This is it boys ports coming back
>>76453399
Trip on
>>76453428
If I had a trip it would be cuckold related
>>76453425
Nah the fix is in. Stewart blatantly threw that and nothing was called.
>>76453374
Definitely not biological, kids way too nigger for that. Probably adopted
Nigger takes a fall to force high contact... fuck I wish the AFL had just killed Essendon when the drug scandal happened.
>it's another Gil rigs a blowout episode.
.Anonymous
06/10/17(Sat)21:03:37 No.76453437
>coming back ho.e from poocastlw to the based cenny coast
>there's trackwork so I have to catch a bus
>I'm the only passenger on board and there's no opal card scanner so the state gov is paying $50 an hour to get me home for free
Bus driver is a lad too. Based nsw
Governmen
>>76453465
He stole Selwood's move
>>76453449
So which clubs have paid for finals then?
>All these upsets
This surprising variance is gonna make it so Pies lose on Monday, aren't they..
PORT A SHIT
>>76453479
Geelong.
>>76453492
Nah, it means Carlton will get up over the giants though
>>76453497
Crows, GWS, these three are a given
The state government is chaperoning me home FOR FREE ama
>>76453510
These teams are objectively good and deserve to make top 4.
Geelong don't deserve to make top 4 but will probably get rigged into it.
The other position is a toss up. Richmond and Port are good enough to make it, but Impey and Cotchin are confirmed plants so you never know.
And then there's the Bulldogs who will probably fall in and get rigged another flag.
>>76453497
I think Gil has rigged the competition so that as many teams as possible are alive for the 8 up until the final round.
>>76453541
How tight did they do your cuffs?
>>76453544
I actually think GWS has the flag in the bag, The afl really wants this franchise to work and will do anything to see them win.
>>76453554
Sorry I'm not a cucktorian
>>76453563
t. Alternate reality cuck
>>76453554
kek nice la
Will Swans make the 8 guys or is it just Channel 7 hyping up >le sleeping giant meme
>>76453578
How so? They're in the beating heart of NRL territory, have gone from strength to strength for no reason what so ever. Without a flag they will die, it's not hard to see. AFL will give them this flag.
>poort were a flag threat
>>76453563
Who really knows what those faggots are trying to conjure up for us this year.
I'm starting to think that Richmond will win it. The script has been written with their consecutive "close" losses finishing up with that "close" win against Essendon. They're good enough to beat most sides sitting in the 8 right now so this could be another "fairytale" flag.
>>76453550
Gil's only motivation is a stinging jealousy of based Royalty Christ's existence. Just knowing that such a talented and connected multimillionaire exists makes his blood boil. He takes revenge for the perceived sight in the only way he knows how.
>>76453605
Tfw, this sport is becoming as fake as wrestling
just spotted fake RC's blow up doll in the crowd lad
>>76453602
Basil is utterly insufferable. Ryder's the one player giving Port a chance.
Next three flags
>GWS
>Melbourne
>Collingwood
>>76453601
Trip on please
>>76453647
Faggot I ain't no trip fag
>>76453643
Ryder is just about the only player out there he knows.
>>76453645
>GWS
>GWS
>Sydney
>Melbourne
fixed it for you lad
>cheering extra loud for a drug cheat
Bombers fans are some of the worst
>>76453708
t. white supremacist
Who 3/5
A
M
T
>>76453749
Not fake RC
>>76453749
4/5 here. Thought this game might be rigged but then again thought the same about the Swans game so can't complain.
>>76453749
Not RC, that's for sure
>>76453544
>Port good enough
KEK fucking retard
>muh percentage
>muh best defence in the comp
port literally are shit and cannot beat teams outside the bottom 8
>inb4 freo
freo were completely hopeless the first two weeks and do not deserve top 8
>>76453814
Oh ok thanks for your insight mate.
ROLL OUT THE TARPS YOU PATHETIC PLASTIC SHITS
>poort
literally ∞/∞ here, I have transcended this juvenile, temporaneous illusion of tipping and can see dimensions beyond reckoning where the Vladivostok Vipers have an iron-hold on the Premiership.
NB: In all combined, infinite universes Ross Lyon never wins a premiership, and the Hobart Hawks are universally despised.
how do they define turnovers
seems like a vague stat
>>76453856
straffo pls
>>76453841
Oh, would you look at that. My tip was 100% correct, and is the exact opposite of what bitchality shart tipped
>>76451505
>>76453856
Man these commentators really hate Port after they beat Hawks
>>76453831
great post
I am port supporter, please give me (yous).
I can't take this anymore
>>76453904
when did you start ""supporting"" poort? before or after the never tear us apart meme
>>76453916
Before
>76453904
Choke on a dick you fucking faggot ass little bitch cunt dog fucker!
>>76453920
Before tarps?
Essendone are about to go from 11th to 5th
>>76453932
Magpies supporter, before the AFL.
>>76453945
did you follow adelaide when they came in?
>"genuine premiership contender" Port Adelaide
>>76453880
T I P
I
P
G O D
O
D
>>76453958
No.. I've always felt like the Adelaide crows, was a bastardisation of the SANFL, and is the sole reason behind the death of State footy.
>>76453980
>>76453880
Oh look it's another pleb who thinks rigged games are defined by the free kick count.
I bet when you were a kid you thought WWE was real because you saw them "bleeding".
>>76453987
Why are you posting a Bulgarian Kek
BASED cenny ckast
>>76453987
It's a pretty valid statement.
I'm a Bombers fan
>>76453997
>crying because you got blown the fuck out yet again
>>76454013
Hi Mohammed
I hate Essendon
>>76454033
i hate Port
>70 (SEVENTY) points
>>76454038
Imagine being objectively wrong by 110 points lmao
Jabbers in the 8. There is no justice for being cheats
>>76454049
Imagine being delusional enough to believe this game wasn't rigged.
>>76454056
Just fuck my narrative up senpai
>a ginger talking to a blue black coon
>>76454056
Imagine being this shook by the presence of an actual tip god lmao
>>76453980
the crows were inevitable after west coast
if it's anyone's fault, it's the eagles/wafl
>>76454056
>>76454072
To be a Tip God you need to trip up and post your tips regularly. Tipping as anon when you can't be accountable for your tips is the sure sign of a Tip Bitch.
>>76454056
>he's so mad that he quoted the wrong post
FUGGIN
PAFETIK
>Can't even enjoy his team's victory due to paranoiac delusions
>only joy in life is lying to himself about his tips (AKA tests)
>St Cucktucky is literally more worldly and travelled than him due to leaving the southern hemisphere
>they haven't destroyed fake RC by filtering him
>>76454056
Reminder that even BITCH COAST have beaten POORT on the road
kek
KEK
K E K
>>76454103
Yea the wafl fucked it for all.
>>76454103
Blame can be attributed to both VFL and WAFL
VFL clubs were keeping WAFL clubs affloat by buying players every season, then when the Vic clubs went downhill, WAFL clubs followed and both leagues were near collapse by 1987.
Iggs and the Bears licence fees saved half the VFL clubs from folding.
>>76454153
>YUH KWODED DUH WRONG POSE
Dumb simpsons poster.
>>76454197
Hard to enjoy a rigged game mate. The GWS game was more enjoyable because we put up a fight with no umpire intervention or GWS plants.
Also I've been all around the world and speak several languages. I know that you haven't been further than the next suburb for about 5 months, but don't project your failings on me.
>>76454205
>MUH FILDA
Insecure faggot.
>>76454211
>MUH TRUMP MEMES
go back to /pol/ and make America great again dickhead.
reckon fake RC is close to breaking point lads
odds that he'll succeed in tipping the toaster in the bath: $1.01
i saw rc's mum brap
image for tomorrow's OP
>>76454434
What's new in the Socialist Republic of Straffostan lads?
I'm still blocked.
>>76454540
bagging out Josh Green and Tipungwuti
>another rigged blowout
yeah, makes sense, put it down as a correct tip. And btw I'm currently on the ISS doing important studies into the magnetic fields surrounding Kardinia Park while simultaneously doctoring climate statistics for NASA so please, please try and understand your worldview is like that of an ants from my perspective.
>>76454434
>Image already in use
Someone else make the OP.
> he thinks he is accountable, despite all the aborted narratives, the 'tests' and the baseless conspiracy theories
classic conspiracy check
Tipungwuti is a god among negros
>>76454923
Tip...God?
New thread: >>76455072
Last for globalist conspiracy to keep RC down.