Fix the nfl edition. Also early edition.
>>76424970
template
geographically accurate Divisions are a good idea and are more efficent, but they always bring up muh history
>>76424988
You can still have protected matchups across divisions just like college football.
It makes even more sense in the NFL since teams play like 400 games per season
>>76424970
Post'em
>>76425090
template
>>76425090
>broncos qb is good
I don't even follow concussionball and I know that's false.
>>76425090
>Sanders and Thomas as elite
This isn't 2014
>>76425316
For the last 2 season they did not have a great QB, plus it was a running based scheme. They have the talent and we all know this.
>>76425090
>>76425103
>49ers
time to Suck Dicks for Sam Darnold
>>76425353
Then you need to change your standards for elite.
>>76424970
>>76424981
>san diego chargers
>st. louis rams
>>76425353
So, not elite then...
>>76424970
Here's an idea: STOP THE NO FUN LEAGUE. Their rules are like a cynical brut would write up.
>no touchdown dances
>no jump shot victory
>>76425076
Nah I don't like the idea of protected matchups plus two divisionals games. NFL has pretty balanced scheduling and protected matchups will just make the scheduling irregular.
Do like the idea of regional rivalries. Nostalgiafags get too worked up thinking it will be a net loss. You gonna tell me Dallas/Houston twice a year wouldn't become bigger than any of the forced east meme rivalries they have now? And that's who would be affected the most.
>>76424970
Like all this would just switch bills and ravens with each other.
>>76425353
>plus it was a running based scheme
NFL stats exists, we know you're lying
>>76425429
>beats
trash (not that foles wasn't anyway)
>>76424970
Why not have buffalo with the patriots jets and giants?
Steelers 12-4
Ratbirds 9-7
Bengals 7-9
Browns 5-11
Pats 14-2
Lelphins 8-8
Bills 3-13
Jest JUST (0-16 to 1-15)
Tits 10-6
Colts 8-8
Texas 7-9
Jags 6-10
Raiders 11-5
Chiefs 11-5
Broncos 9-7
Chargers 7-9
This is your AFC this year. Roast it
>>76424970
switch the Bills and Ravens and I'm on board with this
>>76424970
AFC
>North
New England, Chicago, Minnesota, Cleveland
>South
Miami, New Orleans, Tennessee, Dallas
>East
New York Giants, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Carolina
>West
LA Rams, Raiders, Denver, Arizona
NFC
>North
Indianapolis, Green Bay, Buffalo, Detroit
>South
Tampa Bay, Atlanta, Houston, Jacksonville
>East
Washington, New York Jets, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh
>West
Kansas City, San Francisco, LA Chargers, Seattle
>>76424970
kill the Jags
kill the Jets
go back to 5-team divisions
realign as necessary
>>76425640
sorry, meant kill the Browns and Jags
>>76424970
best divisions incoming
Raiders Patriots SB calling it now
>>76425681
dude, call vegas and bet the house on it. lock of the fuckin century, man!
>>76425673
retarded names but ok I guess
>>76425681
>not seahawks panthers
If Paxton Lynch were a bird, he'd be Paxton Finch
>>76425751
if paxton lynch hated christmas he'd be paxton grinch
>>76424970
12 million years in paint
>>76425787
If Paxton Lynch wasn't better than Siemian, he'd be Paxton Bench
Oh wait.
>>76425828
if paxton lynch was a noose he'd be paxton cinch
>>76425805
>benis
:DDD
>>76425651
Stop cyberbully ;(
>>76425673
>north north
>south south
Northern and southern are the words you're looking for....
>>76424970
no divisions
>two 16 team conferences
>play every team in your conference once
>play the team in the other conference that finished in the same position as you last season
He's getting old.
>>76426092
Didn't they say they'd rename Madden to Gruden after he died?
Am I the only one that would hate new alignments? The way people group them together there would never be in state Superbowls. We would never have a possibly of a Cowboys/Texans , Giants/Jets , Bucs/Dolphins/Jags , Chargers/Rams/49ers Superbowls
>>76425090
who can stop /us/
This fixes the NFL
>>76426226
>no rams
Let's try and get on the same page of what elite, great, ect are
Top-X%tile of a position, relative to starters is:
>elite
92%
>great
80%
>good
60%
>average
30%
>bad
15%
We good with this?
>>76424970
>destroying rivalries because of your autism
Hit em' with da 9 Staffy!
>>76426226
I like it
Why do people put the 1985 Bears team on a pedestal?
They were the original meme team
>>76425457
You realize they just liberalized the celebration rules this offseason right?
>>76425621
>New England, Chicago, Minnesota, Cleveland
Jesus Christ, why? Just give the playoff spot to New England, already.
>>76425673
Names are bad, but this is actually amazing.
>North North is European Extreme mode
https://www.thescore.com/news/1312198
What did he mean by this?
>>76424970
The NFL will never willingly separate the Steelers and Ravens. Too many useful media narratives.
>>76429541
Is New England's current division any tougher?
>>76425090
Awful
>>76429541
>Just give the playoff spot to New England, already.
>implying that's any different than how it is now
>>76425673
The entire point is to reduce travel you fucking idiot
>>76426035
I like this but the out of conference game should be a flex game at the end of the year
>>76425673
/Thread
Who else /winningtheirdivision/ here?
Aaron Rodgers is for _________!
Pats ring ceremony is tonight
>>76435077
and the warriors win the chip
blessed day today
>>76424970
>Clots
Playing the Stoolers twice a year is worth it for four games against the Browns/Bungholes. I'd take it.
>>76425574
>Colts 8-8
10-6 is our floor with the revamped defense. You may not like it, but the king is taking back his throne.
>>76425090
>>76425090
guess the team
>#Lions LT Taylor Decker, who had surgery this week, suffered a torn labrum, source said. Time table is 4-6 months. Could start season on PUP
>>76435380
Niglanta
Is Tannehill elite?
>>76435414
BUST
>cleveland
>>76435306
The Colts will probably split the series with >us 10-6 my ass.
>>76435380
stoolers
>>76435444
close but nice digits
>>76435753
u did it!
>>76435877
>Half the defense good or great
>Still gave up 36 to a Gronkless Pats
>>76435902
brady's the goat what can you do
>>76435916
Stop playing meme zone and get a pass rusher
>>76435877
great qb, elite hb, elite wr was pretty obvious
>>76435926
how'd that go for atlanta?
>>76435953
Very well until their defense stacked with rookies got gassed, not helped by the offense either scoring immediately or going 3 and out
>>76424970
>>Fix the nfl edition. Also early edition.
Iggles, Skins, Jills, and pussy cats in the same division. Nigga put the pipe down
>>76430102
Lel as if that's even close to the top reason the NFL would never realign divisions.
The NFC East is the cashcow that blocks any talks of realignment.
>>76436238
Shhh let the meme divisions think their rivalries mean anything
quick test to see if your team is fucking trash or not
is it on the i-95?
if yes, good your team is cool
if no, your team is irrelevant garbage
>>76424970
>TFW NFC North already has perfect placement
Feels good man. Fuck the puckers
>>76424970
>Eli and Brady play each other twice a year
The world can only handle so much autism magic
>>76435661
The only split I see is Bortles shitty ass leaving before week 5
>>76424970
You can't have two NY teams in the same division. It would cause scheduling problems, since they both play in the same stadium
>>76436651
How does that cause scheduling problems
they'll play 8 home and away games still.
Who else /colts/ here
banging some Wacka Flocka Flame. watched some videos of Antonio Gates. do you rate him?
how cheap will tickets to see these two play on a soccer field in the beginning of december when both teams are under .400 get? right now the lowest are $74. i bet they're under $40 by thanksgiving.
>>76437334
neither of those teams are the colts
>>76425090
The 2017-18 Cowboys Expectations Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns 67.9+ cmp%
>Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes
>>76437720
um, no sweetie
>>76437720
>Dak
>Great
>>76437890
Looks like I was pretty accurate. I am da best after all and running a 92% accuracy on my offseason predictions
>>76438397
>dak
>not great
Well, RoTY and MVP candidate in his first year, yeah I probably should put him at Elite actually
>>76438437
there are at least 15 QBs in this league that are better than him
>>76438491
Well only like 4 of them played better than him last year, sooooooooo.... ;^)
>>76424970
Animal Conference
Big Cats: Panthers, Jags, Bengals, Lions
Birds of Prey: Falcons, Eagles, Seahawks, Ravens
Hooves: Bills, Broncos, Colts, Rams
All other animals: Cardinals, Bears, Browns (technically they ARE bulldogs), Dolphins
Humanoid Conference
Supernatural: Giants, Chargers, Titans, Saints
Outlaws: Bucs, Raiders, Vikings, Texans
Wild West: 49ers, Chiefs, Redskins, Cowboys
Americana: Patriots, Jets, Steelers, Packers
>>76438491
That's an ignorant opinion.
>Indianapolis is the AFC South
>Baltimore & Cincinnati in the AFC North
>Indianapolis is literally more north than both of these teams
>>76437720
>crawford
cowboys """"fans""" confirmed not even following their team and just blindly fall for hype
>>76438513
>>76438603
The Cowboys did so good last year because they played well as a whole, it wasnt really one person doing anything spectacular. The closest one who was standing out was zeke but even then he wasn't doing anything special, They always brought up how he got the most yards without even being touched by a defender. The Cowboys just played pure team football with everyone just doing their jobs without one guy having to take control.
>>76438733
That's a very ignorant opinion and very devoid of fact or reason.
>>76438685
>crawford
>hype
>just a dude that's damn good at run blocking good burst of speed and played pretty well after moving from DT to DE and is a integral piece that can be moved around the defensive line and did decent as a 5 tech
hype? I don't think you are using that in the right context right now, anon. I think the dude deserves more than an average rating
>>76438733
>The closest one who was standing out was zeke but even then he wasn't doing anything special, They always brought up how he got the most yards without even being touched by a defender.
They also brought up how Zeke had the most rushing yards in the league AFTER contact. Not sure what you are trying to get at with the rest of your post
>>76438830
Not hard to lead the league in yards after contact when more often than not it's a DB or LB trying to tackle you 7 yards past the line
>>76438881
okay. still doesn't take away the amazing elite year zeke had
>>76439070
>atlanta falcons march 2016
>you now remember the time Niners fans vastly outnumbered Cowboys fans at AT&T Stadium
And people say the Cowcucks have a chance?
>>76439440
cuckboy fans are front runners, that's always been a known fact
>>76425673
pats, hawks, and pack in a single division would be brutal, but fun to watch. Poor vikings lol
>>76439562
>one team had one of the best coaches of all time carrying them
>the other had an old senile owner with proxy coaches for half of that time
>>76425673
Then to make it easier you can divide the divisions in two, east and west
So seaxucks and vikings would be west north north
Cheatriots and Breen Gay east north north
Colorado horses and chefs east north central
Panthers and falcons east north south
..and so on, just for the sake of simplification. I did your brains my man
>>76439860
Dig*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvoPFZys_EQ
IT WAS FORSEEN
>>76424970
why are there so many states without a team?
>>76439944
Flyover states that wouldnt draw a dime
name my band /nfl/
>>76440083
The dude on the left should get that steroid incision bump checked out, it looks infected
>>76440083
The Brown's QB Depthz
>the Ravens could have had both of these players
>>76425574
>Raiders and Chiefs with a tying record
>Raiders in first and Chiefs in second
Did you even watch last season?
>>76440083
Who the fuck is the guy in the apron
>>76440333
>tfw no elite guard
>>76433071
choking in the playoffs
>>76440459
Shut the fuck up, Sneak, you cock gobbler
>>76440459
I'll choke you, you faggot!
>>76440467
>>76440512
Sorry that I'm right???
>>76440646
honestly who besides Brady has been less of a playoff choker in recent memory? flacco?
even then Brady seems to have a comparable rate of playoff duds but has Belichick at his back while Rodgers has Capers and McCarthy
>>76440830
Packers fans are some of the most casual NFL fans around. They think that Aaron Rodgers carrying their shit team to the NFCCG by beating teams they had no right being in games with means he's a choker. Entitled faggots.
>>76440846
Fucking this
>>76440846
This holy shit
>>76440846
This. This SO hard.
Raiders own the West
>>76440846
Have you ever been to greenbay? I don't know a whole lot of packer fans that think rodgers is a choke artist.
Getting close.
>>76441584
>Have you ever been to greenbay?
Nope, which gives me something in common with 90% of all Packers fans.
>>76441584
this
it's out of state reddit types who feel the need to be modest so their fag friends dont downboat them
Rodgers is a god in Wisconsin
>>76441721
Makes me feel good about living a couple miles away from the stadium. Got buddies that the stadium is within blocks from there house. Feels good
>>76441710
>trying to erase history
>>76441710
Old hoax is old.
>>76435380
Saints
>>76435877
>stoolers defense that good
>>76438599
This is nice
I want this for the memes
>>76441919
same here friend
I'd offer to have a drink with you if I wasn't such a socially dysfunctional faggot
here's mine
>>76437890
still can't believe Josh Norman didn't turn into total ass after getting signed by the racists.
i guess whatever curse was haunting that team surrounding high profile FAs has been lifted.
average cowboys fan
>>76443925
LOL it's funny because the Chiefs are shit lololololololol!!!
>>76437890
>>76444094
couple of things with that iggles chart tho: barnett is starting over long and LG is an open competition between barbre and seumalo.
also
>mychal kendricks
>good
wow it sure feels great to be back in 2014 again
>>76443925
>Raidnig butthurt his favorite team couldn't stop a nigger that weighed 350 pounds or 195lb midget
>>76444120
this faggot had Danny Phantom fan fiction too what a degen
>>76438788
he is probably thinking about Jack that went to Atlanta
No. 5
what do you guys think?
5x2
>>76425673
>Seahawks, Packers, Patriots
Holy shit, intense!
>>76430232
you fucking mad
5x3
>>76445328
18-1
>>76444824
Pretty generic tbqh
i'm projecting barnett and douglas to win the starting spots by the start of the season
player ratings based on both how they played last year and how I think they can perform this year
>>76445739
they definitely are starting this year, Barnett has been able to beat Lane on some snaps and Douglas is coming into a >JUST CB core
5 for 5.
>>76444931
>Browns, Bengals, Lions, and Bills all in one division
What a race to the bottom that would be
>>76446276
>5 for 5.
but he lost to eli manning twice, anon
>>76424970
ez
>>76425673
10/10
>>76446620
>eagles and browns in the same division
so that wentz can pound their ass two times a year and make their front office look like fools for saying he isn't a top 20 qb in the league
>>76425805
You should feel bad.
Why is Aaron Rodgers the GOAT talent in football?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEFg2BL6o1w
>>76426185
Any team with a good D-line?
>>76437720
I'm a cowboys fan, but their D isn't that good man. Be real
>>76440459
Chokers have superbowl rings now? Things are so different from when I was a kid
>>76447917
Manning had a ring and was almost universally labeled a choker until he won 2nd. And even then he is still often called one.
>>76446873
his mechanics/footwork are practically transcendent in what he can do and still throw perfect darts on a consistent basis.
relearning his throwing motions from college must have gave him some insight like how writers talk about learning a 2nd language improved their fundamental understanding of the basics of language.
his natural athleticism and getting to watch one of the histories best QB talents for 3 years probably helped too.
>>76424981
Will also work when the Raiders move to Las Vegas.
>>76444348
No, the team I like plays in a different division. Unfortunately, I live in KC and I see how inbred and retarded chefs fans are. I couldn't care less about the raidniggers either.
>>76448392
It's sick
>>76449387
>Washington
>Carolina
>Northeat
wut
>>76449498
NFC East, not Northeast
>>76449546
It should be DC, Atlanta, Carolina, Nashville famalam.
>>76449663
I was trying to keep the existing conferences intact
>>76424970
What if the NFL moved all the teams to LA?
>>76449896
Ywn be able to root for teams such as the Hollywood Texans, Compton Browns, Pasadena Packers, Burbank Buccaneers and the Chinatown Chargers.
>>76424970
geographically the shortest average travel distance per google maps.
>yfw the pats go 19-0
>>76450528
>Pats going 19-0
>>76450914
>pats not going 19-0
>>76425090
Guess the team
>>76451983
Seahawks
>>76435306
Sounds like a Dolphins fan. Wrong like a Dolphins fan.
>>76452246
>Pete Carroll
>elite
>>76452500
sry my b
ill go bak 2 reddit
I understand the grid part, but where does the iron part come from in Gridiron?
The niners are getting 5 wins this year and there's nothing you can do to stop them!
>>76455755
>head coach with PTSD
>winning
>>76455025
the material the grid is made of
Coach and all his hardware.
>>76425090
Why would you have Booker and not Charles in the backfield you imbecile
>>76438437
I still can't believe Dak was rookie of the year. He must have been holding the electors at gunpoint for them to choose him over Zeke.
KEK
>>76446276
APOLOGIZE
>pats rings have 2843 diamonds
>http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2017/6/10/15774972/nfl-super-bowl-2017-patriots-ring-ceremony-gucci-mane-popeyes
There's not other organization in sports more obnoxious as the pats. full of arrogant douche bags from top to the fans
>>76458591
>>76458591
>2843
Somebody webm this immediately
>>76458722
https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/873542754634055680
woops forgot link
>>76458648
>most people outside baawwston hates the pats
>>76458750
so beautiful
i strive to be as great as brady
>>76459083
Marty B is pretty cool, I wish he stayed to make the offense literally unstoppable
He was joking with Gronk about Rodgers winning a ring last night
>>76424970
>17 game regular season
>each team gets one permanent cross-conference rivalry game (Jets vs Giants, Rams vs Chargers, Steelers vs Eagles, etc)
>every 4 years teams face their cross-conference rival twice
I'm gonna watch every nfl game this year, to do this I have to watch 2 games a day and 3 games every 7th day during the season.
>>76459231
Uneven home/road schedules
>>76455755
>implying they wont compete with the bears and the jets on who can go 0-16
Derek Carr is the starting quarterback for the Oakland Raiders
>>76455927
but isn't the grid is the shape that you painted the pitch in?
>>76461879
For now
>>76461879
football is a sport.
>>76461879
daily reminder he got so exposed and shook on a cold thursday at arrowhead he broke his leg to get out of finishing the season
>>76461965
True. Sadly he'll be the starting QB for the Las Vegas Raiders in 2020. I cringe every time I say it. It sounds awful.
>Pats put 283 diamonds into their rings (28-3)
>Get fucking Gucci Mane for their party
How will Atlanta ever recover?
>>76462147
Who said they'll recover?
>>76425673
Rate my ranking please
>>76462455
>Waynes
>good
>>76462455
why do you guys keep using the shitty old template
>>76445739
Fixed
This is Brian Hoyer, starting quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, say something nice about him!
>>76462818
sproles was the number one punt returner in the league last year, how are you not gonna call him elite?
I'm pretty much fine with your other changes, I guess.
Calling graham elite, but jenkins not doesn't make much sense. When he's not playing out of position (nickel cb) he's a top 5 safety.
>>76424970
>fix the NFL
>add a team in both the AFC and NFC,
>eliminate interleague play
>eliminate divisions
>have the regular season be every team plays every other team in the conference
>the six top teams make the playoff from each conference
>>76463589
He is a top 5 safety but nigga is the worst nickel cb on the pplanet always gets shook
Graham is more elite at what he does than Jenkins at safety
The only other guy I would want at that edge is Khalid Mack and (healthy) Justin houston
>>76425090
>>76463383
He's not the worst starting QB in his own division.
wtf i love PFF now
>>76463589
Graham couldn't finish because the corners were garbage, Jenkins is fantastic but can't catch worth shit, if he could he'd easily be elite
>>76463599
>Title
>Increase bloat
>Throw away stories and rivalries
>Throw away stories and rivalries
>Make every single season look the exact same
>Literally what already happens
Are you retarded or something?
Why does Mel Blount always wear cowboy hat?
>>76462801
that was the only one provided
>>76465682
And the better one because the other one doesn't include coaches or GM.
>>76463852
>he thinks Patricia is worse than mcdaniels
not even a pats fan but lmao if you actually think this
>>76466451
Why do you think otherwise? McDaniels is possibly the best OC in the entire league.
Kyle Van Noy is such a faggot holy fuck
>see the catalog
>all this brady spam
>I bet /nfl/ is even worse
>zero posts about him
color me surprised
>>76466590
>McDaniels is possibly the best OC in the entire league.
embarrassing post
>>76466804
>literally 0 arguments made
>>76466824
>have a shit opinion
>people make fun of you
>"y-you didn't prove me wrong!!1!"
stick to futbol
tfw your team is poised to do really well this season and most likely make a deep playoff run
feelsgoodman
>>76466824
>can't argue with said opinion
>shitpost
>see flag
Color me surprised.
>>76466875
Nice post linking. I don't have to argue with you, not sure why you think that. Just making fun of your football knowledge is enough for me.
>>76466875
>me in charge of quoting
Meant for >>76466842
>>76466886
>I don't have to argue with you
You don't have to shitpost on a Cambodian cartoon board either, yet here you are.
>>76466908
Great post.
>>76466927
Y-you too!
>>76466868
>mfw the cuckboys go 8-8
>>76462003
Wow, you must've really dominated in the playoffs, oh wait HAHAHAHAHA*kicks FG*HAHAHA
>>76464278
Post Oakland's, Pittsburgh's, Dallas' and NE's
>>76467016
>casuals unironically believe this
this shit still cracks me up
>>76467541
Ask yourself, what would be a disappointing season for the Dallas Cowboys. Then expect that to happen.
>>76468131
I think you can only hope Cowboys have a bad season tbqhfam
Flights booked lads I'm going to New Orleans in September to watch Patriots @ Saints week 2. I'm actually going to see Drew Brees and Tom Brady play live
Fuckin A
>>76468210
Don't forget AP
>>76468210
Gonna be in the ballpark of 45-20
>>76468210
>travel that far to see brees
>he's such a manlet you literally cannot see him
directed by shamallama
>>76468210
I hope you're a pats fan.
>>76468509
Yea I'm lowkey buying the hype he can really help the Saints this year
>>76468689
>>76469384
Chiefs and Saints are gonna give the Pats back to back losses to start the season
>>76469730
>Chiefs and Saints are gonna give the Pats back to back losses to start the season
You're wasting your time flying over here if you actually believe that.
>>76469730
lol
>>76468867
F
>>76469730
There are more chances of Flacco actually looking competent at any point in what's left of his career. And that's looking grim, so imagine about what you say.
>>76469730
>>76470295
It's not even worth screencapping tripfags at this point with how wrong they are
Has there ever been a game where both the starting QB and backup QB got injured and taken out? If not, what would happen if that occurred?
>>76470295
I capped it too lel
>>76470630
Not always though
>>76470840
wildcat or bust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBZwjP6MpZo
So madden is going to have a career mode like nba and fifa
what do you guys think about it?
>>76466788
what did he mean by this?
>>76470930
Has there ever been a game where both the starting punter and backup punter got injured and taken out? If not, what would happen if that occurred?
>>76471118
Suh would take over.
>>76471015
Go try marketing on >>>/v/ EA shill
*Becomes better than Calvin Johnson
>>76470840
Teams actually do have a designated "emergency QB." I don't recall it ever happening but who knows.
>>76471060
They were two of the best teams in the league last year they just shit the bed in the playoffs. I ain't mad
>>76471325
>They were two of the best teams in the league last year
Lmao fucking idiot
>>76471325
>Betting on the Giants outside of 2 fluke years
>Betting on Andy Reid ever
You have a lot to learn about football
>>76471312
post yfw dezXfuckignXbryant leads the cowboys to a comeback win in the fourth quarter of the super bowl against the pats
>>76437890
>Torrey Smith
>shit
Wentz is the only decent QB he's played with since Flacco, 800+ yards this season, calling it.
GENTLEMEN
>>76439440
>It was that very season where everything went right for the Cowboys after that initial game
>Everything suddenly imploded for the whiners
>>76471852
When was the last time the Seahawks didn't get clowned in the playoffs?
>>76472439
idk when was the last time they went one and done?
>>76472457
The Chiefs don't go one and done but will never win anything, it's irrelevant
>>76472480
thats good for the chiefs
>>76472486
And good for the xecucks, maybe in another 3 years of getting embarrassed past the first round you'll figure out your window has closed
>>76472520
did i upset you somehow?
>>76472534
Yes, your fanbase's constant delusion is getting annoying, Chiefs from 2 years ago-level at this point
>>76472548
why are you upset with the chiefs and the seahawks?
>>76472557
Meme teams that aren't going to win the super bowl but people will like you will say "it's our year la" for another 4 years at least
>>76472573
oh ok, sounds like a personal problem.
>>76472589
Keep dreaming you'll even get out of the NFC ever again
>>76472596
why would i want the seahawks to be in the AFC? they were bad in that conference.
https://twitter.com/PatriotsSB49/status/873704455186853890
This fucking sith lord siphons the pain from 18-1
What are you think about Adam Shaheen small school TE that looks like Tyler Eifert 2.0?
>>76474951
>>76474838
Damn, I wonder how often they both even think of 18-1 anymore
In the long run I think it helped both of their careers, if Brady went 19-0 and had a 4th ring at age 20 something he may have been less autistic than he is now about every single tiny detail of football and diet
>>76440333
>those trips
>that truthfulness
please god i hope this season is bearable
>>76436272
>meme division
>unironically not referring to either the AFC or the NFC south
>>76475209
Compared to the NFC East almost every other division in the league is a meme division in terms of history and rivalries
name another division where the fans are in as much genuine danger as when they walk into Philadelphia or New York as rival teams (not counting nigger cities like Baltimore where the "rivalries" have existed for less than 20 years)
>>76470840
I know last year if Jacoby Briskett got injured playing the Bills, I think Edleman was gonna be QB since he played in college iirc. I also think through Fitzmagic, he got to play as the 3rd string last year after Geno and Petty got injured.
>Joe Montana threw 6 TDs-7 INTs against the Giants in post-season games in his NFL career.
>>76475190
With Pitta out your offense is looking woeful
>>76475587
it was looking woeful with him. we need to get decker or maclin in order to compete for a wildcard spot this year
>>76475802
Couldn't agree more. Getting Decker would be such a boon. We need somebody to help in the redzone
>>76456940
10 rings? What the hell?
>>76476013
>@ Patriots
>W
>vs Vikings
>L
>>76476065
Panthers play the Patriots well
and upsets are fun
>>76476054
5 rings as HC and 2 as DC
after that it's either AFC championship rings, his kids' rings or his super bowl loser rings
>>76424970
>Giants-Jets in one division
>>76476227
Thanks Finbro
>>76476674
Np.
I didn't know super bowl losers get rings either
Does anyone else have the same birthday as their favorite player?
>>76438437
He's a meme QB. You'd look elite behind that OL too.
>>76450448
As a Browns fan, I approve.
>>76476065
panthers beat the pats the last time
>>76476100
Is the Panturds secondary still made of taped glass and homeless niggers?
Off-season power rankings
1Patriots
2Falcons
3Packers
4Cowboys
5Raiders
6Steelers
7Eagles
8Cardinals
9Giants
10Bucs
11Seahawks
12lions
13Chiefs
14Jaguars
15Panthers
16Titans
17Saints
18Redskins
19Broncos
20Vikings
21Bengals
22Chargers
23Ravens
24bills
25Colts
26Dolphins
27Texans
28Browns
29Bears
30Rams
3149ers
32jets
>>76476013
You could drop one to the saint and both to the bucs. Lions could win Pats will win. Obviously losing to a healthy packers team.
>>76426185
Fellow giantsfag here. You change those linebackers immediately. Can you even name our two states this year?
>>76481184
>a game 4 years ago is relevant
>>76475450
Giants are goat krptonite
>yfw da bearss win da superb owl
oh god, please let the cowshits sign revis
discuss
>>76486277
>good teams never ever lose to bad teams
>/sp/ unironically believes this
learn variance you fucking retards, there wont be 5 teams that win 13 games
>tfw lurking NFL sites as a newfag
>tfw people credit our offseason and except things
man i hope my first year ever as a NFL follower will be a start of our revival. i am so hyped for preseason comfy threads. i think of buying a hookah to smoke during games.
>>76487001
Mack's broship with Carr is adorable
>>76487001
Joey bosa is on his way to being the best in the nfl
>>76487425
browns fans expected things every single one of the last 10 years when they'ven't even got 8 wins once.
They'll most likely go 4-12 or 5-11 again
>>76487515
Remember when he was going to bust because he didn't love football because he didn't sign the cheap contract the Spanos offered him?
>>76487573
>browns fans expected things every single one of the last 10 years
Yeah, the one aspect that separates Browns fans is their delusion.
>>76487640
Yes you dont have to remind me of the Jew spanos.
Go San Diego Chargers
>>76487001
Mack is amazing and Cam Jordan is underrated is what I take from this
>>76475288
shut the fuck up calling baltimore a nigger city when your qualifier for a good rivalry is how much danger youre in when you go to an opposing stadium.
the ravens and steelers have had countless classic matchups, and the hatred is real.
>>76490719
Lmao only because your teams are historically full of roided thugs and murderers, there's no real reason for from Baltimore to hate people from Pittsburgh like Philly/NYC/DC have had rivalries for a century
>>76490803
well of course the ravens are a newer team, but there have been so many division games with them in the playoffs, or to get to the playoffs in the final stretch of the season. its more exciting than packers bears because its consistently such a close matchup
>>76425090
>thomas and Sanders as elite
>>76476054
5 super bowl champ rings (HC w/ patriots), 2 superbowl champ rings (C w/ Giants under Parcells), 2 AFC champ rings (HC w/ patriots), 1 AFC champ ring (DC w/ patriots under Parcells)
I'm from the future
AFC:
>1.) Patriots
>2.) Raiders
>3.) Steelers
>4.) Texans
>Wild Card: Titans/Colts
NFC:
>1.) Cowboys
>2.) Falcons
>3.) Packers
>4.) Bucs
>Wild Card: Giants/Seahawks
>>76492081
I assume you want to switch Bucs with Seahawks?
>>76487573
>>76487640
This is our year. We will make it to play-offs this year.
>>76492081
>AFC South with both wild cards
>Bucs not winning the division and getting the 4th seed
>>76492199
Stick to kebab.
>>76492199
Why would you choose to support the browns?
>>76492240
>muslims telling people to stick to kebob
Just dropping in to remind ya''ll that Jason Garrett is holding the Cowboys back. They will never win anything with such a weak coach
>>76493736
Didn't they just have a record season, though?
>yfw they hire Marv Lewis
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST QB EVER TO PLAY THE GAME!!
>>76459231
Awful idea.
>>76459231
What is the preseason?
I'm actually from the future, unlike that other retard
AFC:
>1) Patriots
>2) Raiders
>3) Steelers
>4) Titans
>5) Chiefs
>6) Ravens
NFC:
>1) Packers
>2) Giants
>3) Bucs
>4) Seahawks
>5) Cowboys
>6) Eagles
>>76463852
A couple of things:
1. Marcus Cannon was one of the best RTs in the NFL last season. He should be great.
2. Gostkowski had one sub-par year for his standards. He has been an elite kicker his whole career, he gets the benefit of the doubt and should be ranked elite, and downgraded if he has a 2nd sub-par year in a row.
3.Van Noy should be rated as good. He made plays and rarely made any mistakes.
4. You either have Ealy or Flowers at RE, and neither of them should be listed as great. Ealy is inconsistent and Flowers has only had 1/2 of one good season. Too early.
>>76472439
When was the last time the Seahawks didn't chimp out in the playoffs when they were about to lose?
>>76494082
last season
>>76446620
I think this is good.
I'm from the future of the future
1. Browns
2. Slicers
3. Hawks
4. Americans
5. Goldbacks
6. Wolves
1. Natives
2. Soldiers
3. Golden Eagles
4. Titans
5. Fury
6. Cobras
>>76493613
Here there are more gypsies from Romania and "sudacas" than mudslims tho.
>>76493736
>mediocre coach does enough to keep the job year after year and holds back a competitive squad
Gee where did I see this... oh wait >>76493764
>>76494048
>Cannon
He was borderline elite as RT last year but the rest of his tenure holds me back from putting him in the "great" or "elite" category. If he has another solid year I'll have no doubts that he deserves the raise in category.
>Gost
Maybe I'm overreacting a bit, yeah. Had a down year but what kicker doesn't from time to time. He could be elite and if he performs to his usual level next year there will be no doubts, just like in Cannon's case my pessimism holds them down.
>Van Noy
Probably should change that, he's more dependable than both McClellin and Roberts and he should get better after doing all the offseason with the team instead of being brought mid-season.
>RE
I have Flowers there and I'm overreacting because of how good he finished the year, I reckon that. It may be more of a projection on my part for next season that he can keep a similar level all year long. (Here I break my rule of being pessimistic when grading players too. Objectively he should be good and if he keeps showing next year that level upgrading him to great.)
Anyway thanks for your replying and commenting, you brought good points to debate my projection.
>>76476100
they beat them once when the refs had to pick up a flag to cover their ass on such a shitty call
Never relax
Jets' Mauldin accused of beating man at NYC nightclub over spilled drink
https://www.thescore.com/news/1317051
Damn good stadium opening up in the CFL this year. Capacity is smaller than it looks but mite b cool for an NFL exhibition at some point.
>>76494158
Nope. Reed and Bennett tried to start some shit at the end of the game when the falcons were taking knees to run out the clock. The Falcons were ready for their chimpy nignog bullshit though and didn't react to it.
>>76476013
>W @ Lions
Steelers
Steal or bust? What's your prediction?
>Los Angeles Chargers, Melvin Ingram Agree to Four-Year Contract
Well, that's something.
>>76496999
I wish Jordy Nelson didn't already have the "white lightning" nickname, so we could give it to Zenner.
>>76497072
foster will only bust if his shoulders are super fucked
>>76497419
>umad
>umad
>umad
>umad
>umad
What's your way-too-early Owl predictions?
>>76496767
Well, the Chargers are going to play 3 seasons in a 30k stadium, if they went to most CFL venues they'd actually have more capacity.
P.S. Should I give a it a try? Every year I think I should try to watch some CFL but in the end I'm too lazy.
>>76497633
pack/pat
>>76497633
Raiders/Panthers
>>76497673
CFL is great but clunker games are more common than in the NFL. Their regular season starts in just a few weeks so you may as well try watching.
>>76497633
patriots win again
>>76497633
I'm more interested in who does /nfl/ think is the NFC favorite this season, because there are at least 5/6 teams that most people would consider candidates and I don't see anyone separating themselves from the pack right now. The AFC has the Patriots and at a good distance Pittsburgh and someone from the AFC West, anything else would be a huge surprise.
>>76497998
I'll try to watch some games. Is there a /cfl/ thread during the season or game threads?
>>76498114
>5/6 teams that most people would consider candidates
packers/falcons/cowboys are likely
giants and seahawks are memes
>>76498114
There was for the games on ESPN last year but not once the NFL season started
>>76497633
Browns/Lions
>>76430102
No one outside of your area cares about Steelers Ravens rivalry, autist
>>76430191
>different than
>than
Explain to me how you differ "than" something
>>76498303
Steelers and Ravens is GOAT tier (might be shit this year because the Ravens are garbage)
-NFC football fan
>>76498386
No it's not, everything you care about is insignificant including your life
You strike me as the kind of person who says "Each state in America is like a different country"
>>76498490
>>76498490
*unsheathes twin katanas*
wanna try me?
>>76498351
that's the correct usage of the word, retard
>>76498644
It's "different from," fuckpig. X differs from Y so it's "different from" Y. You can't "differ than" something.
>>76498632
>>76498602
>I can't be wr-wrong, anyone who disagrees with m-me must wear a f-f-fedora
>>76498758
>being wrong about something objective
>>76498804
I don't think you know what the word "objective" means. At any rate, everything I've said in this thread has been right. No idea why you're still replying to me. Enjoy the rest of your worthless life.
Friendly reminder that the New England Patriots are America's team and the Dallas Cowboys are a living punchline
>>76498996
What would Brady look like behind the cowboys O-line?
>>76487481
>tfw favorite team is Chiefs
>tfw qb is a dweeb who obviously doesn't remember what he studied in college for his economics degree because he voted for Clinton
>tfw qb will never be Carr
Can't help but like him
>>76499073
38-0
Wasn't watching football at this time. Is it true Belichick was a piece of shit during the 2007 season, running up the score?
>>76497066
Haven't seen your trip in a while
>>76499677
no, yes
When does this sport start again?
Matt Ryan is not a top 5 QB.
>>76497633
Steelers trouncing the Packers. Cap this.
>>76500966
I doubt this, the Steelers will lose in tha AFCCG tp the Pats, they alwasy disappoint
>>76500966
not with our new Two TE (TM) offensive set
>tfw pulled a Ted Hendricks in MUT
>tfw Colts
>>76498996
Why do patriots fans desperately wish they were the Cowboys franchise by trying to steal our OFFICIAL nickname? It's like the time you guys tried to start a broship with the seahawks
>>76503494
America is supposed to be a nation of winners, Americas team shouldn't be a team that's been losers for over two decades
>>76503691
When you guys can actually win without cheating, etc etc and with another Coach then you can MAYBE talk about being Americas Team. Until then you guys are like Americas Teams little brother. Like Canada.
>>76483211
To what? below average?
I like the giants linebackers in small bursts, kennard and casillas both show good things at times
as a unit they're average at best though, in previous years having been downright shit
hopefully goodson steps up
>>76503989
Cute!
>tfw top DE and top CB are Taco and Cheeto
>tfw Brady can't eat Tacos or Cheetos
>>76504692
but can he throw an egg over their heads?
>>76424970
> no headlines
fucking lazy beaner
>be a starting qb
>sell fewer jerseys than a FA that no team has shown any serious interest in
>the village of russlel wilson
>the hamlet of $cam newton
>the borough of drew brees
>>76504977
but Lynch is on the Raiders now
>>76505006
and the jersey is a raiders jersey, crazy!
I feel like I shouldn't be as annoyed with OBJ as I am, but I also feel like I just can't help it.
>>76450448
switch chiefs and lions and i like it
>tfw no eagles loving gf (male) to smoke dude weed XD with
>>76440333
Are they hushing people or doing some kind of jutsu?
>>76470840
If the announcer calling the game is a former NFL quarterback, they will pull him from the booth and make him starting qb
>>76503817
Or the cowboys are all essentially rookies with an incredible online. Shit, I'm in Wisconsin and I love the Packers as much as sneak does, but if you don't think 19-0 is gonna happen you're dumber than a bag of hammers.
>>76426092
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>>76504977
Aside from the newest bandwagon everyone already has room
Tom bradys jersey
444th for Eagles
>people unironically think Tom Brady is the GOAT
Otto Graham's ten straight championship appearances (and seven wins) beg to differ.
>>76508260
>Otto Graham
wasn't there only like 6 teams back then?
what is the worst division and why is it the AFC South
SHUT YO MOUF
>>76508463
Why do people think less teams equal less competion? If the nfl was reduced to jamming all their best players onto six teams, no one would ever repeat.
>>76509073
i think he meant there were just fewer players then.
it'd be like "best tripfag on /b/" vs "best tripfag on /k/." Entirely different.
Will this thread speed up when NBA Finals are finally fucking over?
>>76509379
No because training camp is still months way.
>>76509397
WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED US
>yfw da bears win daa superb owl
APOLOGIZE
>>76509888
>>76509888
TRIPS CONFIRM BIG BEN'S DEATH
Does that 4th string Raiders player still post here?
>>76509922
Counter digits and ben will be safe
>>76509877
he'll play 4 games this year
>Sidney Jones' walking boot is off
>the team is preparing as if he'll play this year
HAPPENING.
>>76510050
which QB is our guy? Alex Smith?
>>76510026
Shame he's gonna get replaced and subsequently overshadowed by Rudock
>6th round pick
>Michigan QB
>Entering second year as backup behind capable QB
Brady 2.0
>>76510083
Fuck no. Alex Smith is an embarrassment to the word "passer"
/ourguy/ is probably Carr or Stafford
>>76510083
>>76510107
Aaron Rodgers and that Tennessee guy look Reddit af. Tom Brady is normie-tier. is Cody Kessler good or shite?
>>76510107
Why does he like screens so much?
It's the Jags year guys
The defense and rest of the offense is gonna pull Bortles to an Owl win whether he wants it or not
>>76510083
alex smeth is def /ourguy/
>>76510085
so are the Lions gonna go from joke of a franchise to perennial champs too?
>>76510261
>he's never seen the Lions defense
He's gonna have the same number of rings as Dan Fouts and Dan Marino
>>76510134
Cody Kessler is what we call a game manager. He doesn't make big plays but he doesn't throw too many interceptions
>>76510107
>/ourguy/ is probably Carr
TYBC
>>76439562
The probowl is now fan voted, and cowboys fans are stupid brainlets who attempted to vote in tony romo and other mediocre stars.
>>76475190
>steal another city's team because yours was stolen
>expecting mercy from god
>King Dunlap retired
F
>>76510519
He was on the downhill, anyway.
>>76510519
HE WUZ KANGZ
>>76510261
This it lit-rully unpossible, the management is too incompetent.
See also: Arizona.
Fixed. Prove me fucking wrong.
>>76510781
>St. Louis Rasm
Hurry up with training camp gotdammit
>>76510781
um yeah dude, update yo map.
Is it /ouryear/?
>>76510781
>>76510878
It will NEVER be your year.
>>76510878
Of course.
>>76510800
>>76510846
>>76510879
I tried. Will fix in a bit.
>>76510519
What a wasted blocker
Nate Allen wouldn't have tackled him anyway
>>76510962
wouldn't need to, just slow him down enough for help
new thread
>>76510982
>>76510982
new thread
now with news
>>76511032
>six posts early
Amateur.
>>76510894
*ahem*
Quality thread, /nfl/, only took you four days.
>>76425673
>499
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED