Honduras vs. Mexico Thread 2

Memes

>>76424266
Press F for Honduras

I find this Alaniz lad quite attractive

>>76424287
F

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¿que estan comiendo putos?

Fourth for Vitaflenaco™

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quinto por PENSANDO

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>>76424266
Sup fellow beaners

Is your burro ready to work tomorrow?

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>>76424287
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

AY AY AY
CANTA Y NO LLORES
POR QUE ......

First for caminando al mundial

>>76424287
F

>>76424293
Haha fag

>>76424266
They can only score 3 goals

>>76424303
Thinking man's Greaseman

>>76424306
CANTANDO SE ALEGRAN....

>>76424310
don't be gay, anon

Could be worse, at least I'm not a Marathon fan

>tfw second division

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>>76424298
>chilango food

catrachos r8 pinto

is it safe to say giovani is shit

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>>76424298
Maruchan y doritos

¿Ya comieron, pobres?

>>76424298

Por estas mamadas es que como la mitad de la gente que conozco tiene gastritis

>>76424317
LOS PUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS

>>76424334
Nearly as bad as Medford/10

>it's another Mexico US Costa Rica and Honduras qualify episode

>>76424338
Y la otra mitad diabetes.

>>76424322
Your're the gay lol

>>76424298
did this nigga put cocoa puffs and beets on chips?

>>76424349
>Honduras qualifying

doubt.

>>76424334
No soy catracho pero ellos han sido mierda desde que llego Pinto.
Perdieron contra Guatemala como 4 veces antes de que nos banearon

>>76424317

CIELITO LINDO LOS CORAZONES

DE LA SIERRA MORENA
CIELITO LINDO VIENEN BAJANDO...

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>>76424327
>tfw Villanueva FC didn't win against UPN

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>>76424349
>and Honduras

>>76424334
4/10
He did good at the olympics, the rest has been a shitshow.

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>>76424298

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>>76424349
>the best teams qualify the majority of the time
Hmm..makes me think tbqh

>>76424360
Just like >US qualifying before this date
Panama is a meme

Not hungry venezuelan here, AMA

>the respect mls has now

lol

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>>76424349
>implying Honduras will qualify

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>>76424366
>tfw Victoria beasts it on the regular stages but chokes against Pijalillos FC

>>76424390
How does Maduro cock taste?

>>76424390
r u ok

>>76424376
>>76424346
>>76424361
Los mareros lo van a matar?

>>76424334
Fuck him. He doesn't call Jona, player who has been great in La Liga 123.
Moyes minus 1000000/10

>>76424334
4/10
Mainly because our current generation of players is a stinky, heaping pile of shit

>>76424390
hi bro, How is everything in venezuela??

>>76424390
que opinas de dross?

>>76424390
How does it feel to live on a shittier country than us?

>>76424402
Nah, we're too depressed to kill him

>>76424390
Is cannibalism good?

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Who /a/ here?

>>76424390
There's a couple venezolanas working in a bar here, I'm going Saturday, what can I say so they fuck me for free?

Is Lozano going to Celta de Vigo after all?

>>76424399
Im not a commie

>>76424401
Yea, ameribros are bankrolling me.

>>76424390
How many relatives and pets do you have left to eat?

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>>76424390
Ready to survive another purge day?

>>76424336
Thats why he left to the MLS
Wasted potential. What a shame. Too bad Mexicans dont give a shit about their careers.

>>76424414
UMA

>>76424402
>mareros
>doing something nice
Yeah, that will never happen.

>>76424336
He moved to mls for a reason

ERA

>>76424397
It was their moment of doing something decent, and yet they choked on second division. JUST

ERA PENAL

>>76424412
>dross
wew la'

>>76424417
Hopefully

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>>76424415
Que pedo, Kevin-san?

>>76424407
Bad

>>76424412
Me gusta el bananero

>>76424413
Bad
>>76424414
Idk you tell me
>>76424416
Prob tell em u can get their citizenship

>>76424298
God I fucking hate Indios, at least all that probably costs $2.50

>>76424420
que tan ciertas son las noticias? de verdad estan en estado de emergencia o exageran?

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What's a MLS?

Can you eat that in a taco?

>>76424444
top 7 los quads mas escalofriantes

>>76424455
veronica rodriguez

>>76424465
buen post

>>76424455
>we live in a world where Mexican citizenship is worth something
Damn...

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>>76424415
here
>>76424453
sallka a shit, la peor meguca

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>>76424415

sup

>>76424390

Have you read La Luna de Plutón?

>>76424476
>>we live in a world where Mexican citizenship is worth something

You would be surprised about how many foreigners here asks for Mexican citizenship

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>>76424415
Ah yes i like anime

Best anime is steven jewniverse (but Cory in the white house is better tho)

>>76424298
yo wtf

>>76424476
Thanks blumpf jaja

Raul Jimenez being Raul Jimenez again

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>>76424434
I wish Social Sol didn't shit the bed so hard so we could have the Ceibeño derby at the second division

>>76424464
Es peor aun, hay mucha censura.

>>76424472
Mi negro

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>>76424477
>Sayaka
>peor meguca

>>76424357
It's ok Mexibro, I like them and appreciate your effort.

Need Latina pornstars to fap to lads.

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>>76424487

Mi libro, "Fierro a la verga pariente" está dando levantones por todas las calles de Reynosa, Culiacan, Sinaloa y por todos las ciudades de México en donde abundan los buchones y parientes en trocas bien arremangados y apecherados. Me gustan los parties y las desveladas, Lunes a Domingo y toda la semana me la paso alegre y disfruto la vida y así seguiré hasta mi ultimo día...

Me gusta el desmadre el ambiente me prende, yo así soy feliz no le temo a la muerte, yo no pienso en eso es tiempo perdido pues nadie se escapa de nuestro destino... Por favor, bajele de huevos compa, o lo gua mashetiar a la verga cabrón. Muchas gracias pariente, léelo, se que te vas a ir a pistear.

Pregunta

Si honduras no gana este partido, ya no califican para Rusia?

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>tfw comfy CONCACAF thread except for the anime

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This guy Pulisic about to give mexico a Hatrick.

All he does is score goals

>>76424522
bailey jay

>>76424509
es la verdad y lo sabes, kyoko merece una mejor gf

>>76424527
We can only get through playoff on the big IF condition that Panama and Trinidad become inevitable shitters

>>76424527
No, if Panama loses all remaining games they qualify

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Trading hot venezuelans for cute, pale skinned traps.

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>>76424506
HAVE YOU NOTICED

in Venezuela right wing is the censored side
students and protesters are right wing

in Mexico the left wing is the ignored side
(some)students, chairos and protesters are left wing

>>76424549
I'll give you $5 and a pound of flour for one of them

>>76424549
L O N D R E S
O
N
D
R
E
S

>>76424526
Reynosense reporting

Is it weird I've grown used to suffering in the Hex qualifiers and breezing through it seems strange and wrong?

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>>76424549

you take them in 2D?

>>76424492
I know nigga, I'm Mexican by birth and lived there all my life. Only people from Central America and Haiti are desperate enough to settle for Mexico though.

>>76424522
Abella Anderson.

>>76424390
Do you all eat sopa de macaco? I hear that it's "uma delícia"

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Reminder that Guatemala would have won the Copa Centroamericana if FIFA didn't like destroying our dreams

>>76424417
I hope so, Aspas can't cut it without Nolitio. I want to see Layun go too, its just across the border from Porto. It's about time he plays in Spain.

>>76424566
Not really, i have seen people from Europe and Asia as well asking for Mexican residence or citizenship

>>76424575
>destroying our dreams
>needing government intervention in your FA

wew lad

>>76424575
Reminder Guatemala is literal hell on earth.

>>76424549
C A R A C A S
A
R
A
C
A
S

>>76424575
What is a Copa Centroamericana?

Can you eat that with tacos?

>>76424549
I give you a taco de perro.

deal??

>>76424563
Only loli traps, not shota

>>76424604
A cup

Yes

>>76424604
It's the usual filter we use for the Gold Cup to keep Nicaragua and Belize out, but since Guatemala can't stop shitting themselves off the field, they couldn't participate.

>>76424522
Nina Mercedez

>>76424522
Jane Marie

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>>76424592
REEEE IT WAS THE CDAG, NOT EVEN OUR GOVERNMENT
>>76424594
Since when is hell on earth code for Eternal Spring paradise?

>>76424562

Yeah, honestly I had forgotten how it feels like. It's kind of boring

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Gringos, you are next

Fucking single mothers is so fucking easy its not even funny.

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It's over lads, I'll see you next sunday for the Mexico vs USA.

>>76424625
Can't wait for you to go back and get raped by gangs.

>>76424616
>respondiendo esa pregunta
si sabes que nada mas lo hace para joder verdad?

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POST TACOS

pic related: Tacos El Poblanito, Tijuana B.C.

>>76424562
Never experienced this before

>>76424562
The funny thing is, I don't know if we got better or the rest got worse.

>>76424633
This, they are total degenerates.

>>76424649
>not posting tacos el mazateno

>>76424522
Goldie Rush/Ortiz
Gina Valentina
Alexa Tomas
Julia Roca
Carolina Abril
Cameron Canela
Melody Petite


>>76424549

Are Venezuelan girls whoring out themselves for food? I've got a plan involving Wendy's 4 for 4 meal and Burger Kings $1.49 10 piece nuggets

>>76424648
No tenia nada mejor que hacer, estar mierdaposteando era mejor que ver el partido desde aqui

>>76424627
>only beating Honduras by 3

This level of delusion. Stay in yo lane, nano ballers

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>>76424649
What we call tacos in guatemala

>>76424562
>This
I need Cuah aka Jorobado to come to the rescue like the good ol' days.

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>>76424648
Jijijijijijijijiji jiu jiu jiu jiu

hu hu hu

>>76424675
Parecen flautas

>>76424675
That's a flauta

>>76424658
Clearly the rest got worse. Y'all are not making it out of the group stage, may even end up last in your group

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USA YOUR NEXT

A DEGUELLO...KILL THE CHICANOS TOO

>>76424667
Not that i know of, just normal whoring like all women from every country

>>76424649
Donde menores en tijuana?

I must say these were fun threads, Mexicans. I cannot wait for the inevitable "upset" here when y'all field your Z team against us

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>>76424708
>Searching for menores (underages) in Tijuana


AH yes...can you tell me your name and exact location pls?

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>>76424698

Existe alguna manera de comprovar que no soy chicano, que soy inmigrante/estudiante?

>>76424708
En Otay, enfrente del calimax que esta pasando la UABC.

Los mejores tacos de birria en la ciudad, birria de res, pidelos enchilados o dorados 10/10

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>>76424669
It's time to return the favor you did to us 4 years ago.

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>>76424649
Tijuana-bro, i wanted to ask, are those tacos de pescado a meme?

pls respond

>>76424740
Di estas alla eres chicano. Lo siento, esas son las reglas yo no loas inventé

>>76424633
All I want is a pregnant bitch and then dump her

>>76424752
I want a Tijuana prostitute rn if im being honest.

>>76424752
Tijuana has the best tacos in Mexico

>>76424752
a la vajina de tu mama le dicen el taco de pescado

salu2

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>>76424734

>Pinto may quit after the Panama match

Thanks Mexico

>>76424734
oh wow you deliver to my door?

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>>76424767
>Tijuana has the best tacos in Mexico


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

*Inhales*
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76424740
Fucked a fatty from Otay once. Mad BJ skills

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>>76424790
yES

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>>76424752

En Ensenada estan mas buenos, pero en Tijuana tambien estan 10/10, pero no son de "pescado", usualmente es tiburon o mantarraya, pero los de pescado de verdad saben igual


y no son meme, son 10/10, los de camaron me gustan mas, con su repollo y salsa, UNFF

>>76424791
The only place I can find 10/10 seafood tacos is in Baja (not the south shit).

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So that Panama-Honduras match on Tuesday might be kind of important, yeah?

>>76424822
Well if you are talking about seafood tacos then yes, Baja California is the best place to eat them.

>>76424266
All you beaner scum, go back to Meheeco pendejos.

>>76424752
Fuck, how much does a hoe like this cost?

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>>76424791

Es la verdad negro, esto se debe a la gran cantidad de gente del sur del pais, de poblanos, regios y chilangos que viven aqui.

E comido tacos en el DF, en BCS, en el bajio, jalisco, quintana roo y demas lugares.

Nada como los pinches tacos de mi queirda Tijuana

>>76424826
If Panama wins, it's a bye bye to Honduras and a head-on with USA for the play-off berth

Im from tijuana if you read this kys

>>76424826
Yes. If Panama wins they basically clinch the fourth place.

>>76424826
What's a Honduras?


For some reason it sounds familiar

Lo malo es que hay mucho negro aca en tijuana

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>>76424813
gracias por responder, había visto un reportaje de tv azteca sobre ellos pero no me quedaba claro, metían trozos de pescado en una mezcla de huevo con harina, lo freían y lo metían en una tortilla, me pareció bastante meh.

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>>76424892
durante cuaresma son 10/10


ah, y tacos de adoba > Tacos al pastor.

aunque tecnicamente sean la misma cosa

>>76424865
>>76424891
samefag

>>76424892
Dejen de comer tiburón bola de salvajes

¡Los van a extinguir alv!

>>76424891

es culpa de obama por no haber dejado entrar a los negros antes de salir de la presidencia

debio haberlos dejado entrar y mandarlos a vivir a Alabama o Mississippi como un ultimo "chinga tu madre" a los sureños racistas

>>76424910
Have you been to tacos Salceados?How would you rate the tacos there?

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>>76424853
>>76424764
she's actually not a whore, just a bitch i got to have at highschool, same as pic related.

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>>76424917

las especies que usan no estan en peligro de extinsion anon, asi que esta bien.

El tiburon que si importa sabe de mierda, los tiburones pelagicos orinan a travez de su piel, y cuando los matas, si no lo haces rapido y nomas dejas que se ahoguen, se orinan, y la carne se echa a perder

el atun es lo sabroso, sobretodo cuando lo haces en un asador

t. un pescador

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Calling it now lads: Mexico-USA will be a thrilling, high-scoring meme draw.

>>76424969
At azteca??

>>76424740
Uabc?

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>mfw people in Tlaquepaque doesn't know tacos estilo Tlaquepaque

>>76425027
>sopa de tacos

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>>76425027
>literally "tacos ahogados" such as "tortas ahogadas" same as "tortas de tamal"

Centro-sur pls

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Fucked this bitch a few weeks ago. Ugly face but her ass was god tier.
>>76424633

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>>76424943

haven't been there m8, I mostly go to either tacos el guero, or tacos las tres salsas in las ahumaderas. El guero has better tripas and suadero, but tres salsas has GOAT adobada and campechanos.

If you want tacos al vapor go to la especial, and for asada there is this truck call tacos memos, but its kinda hidden, dope asada

>>76425014
>Universidad Autonoma de Baja California

how new to Tijuana are you?


Bueno negros, fue divertido hablar de tacos con ustedes, pero tengo que escribir un ensayo sobre ovnis para mi clase de historia y para poder terminar mi licenciatura.

Al rato cabrones

>>76425060

De que dinosaurio es ese trompo?

>>76424965
Muy bien confío en tí. Sobre todo porque con tu experiencia acabas de describir algo que es cierto, los tiburones almacenan sus desechos nitrogenados en forma de urea, pero no es que orinen por la piel. Simplemente al morir o agonizar la urea se degrada a amoniaco y eso hace que la carne huela y sepa a mierda.


Cuiden sus mares anon californiano, son únicos en el mundo. No los vean como un tesoro de México, véanlo como un tesoro de las Bajas californias.

>>76425075
Obesus diabetanis

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>>76424633
>una mujer me llama a mi celular hace 2 dias
>no reconozco su voz y asi que cuelgo
>un amigo me dice que una morra está preguntando por mi
>wut, era mi exnovia de la prepa
>amigo me dice que tiene un hijo(del exnovio despues de mi) y se acaba casar con otra mujer 10 años mayor


Como dicen los gringos, never go crazy.

>>76425082
t. AMLOver

>>76425060
So the calimax near pancake place?

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>>76425192

>>76425192

simon, pero del otro lado de la calle, si pasas en sabado como a las 11 estan hasta la madre de gente

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>>76425231
>>76425231

>>76425231
>>76425207
>>76425192
>>76425261


ah me acorde, hay un oxxo y estan en esa calle con el oxxo, es un carrito pgado a la banqueta

>>76425268
Awesome, I'll check there next time. Always looking to help the high school girls

>>76425268
If they are Street walkers are they 20$?

>>76425312

wait, I'm talking about tacos m8

>>76425344
Hahaha

>>76425349

if you want putas tho its really easy tho

>>76425358
High school putas

>>76425372

well I can only direct you to the red light district, you walk up avenida revolucion until you hit calle primera other wise known as La Coahuila, tons of putas there, young, old, ugly, pretty, trap

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>>76425394
Been there... All pic related

>>76425406

thats what you get for being a fucking degenerate

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>>76425413

>>76424298
....No mames...