Twins @ Mariners Game Thread

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

>Can they finally get above .500 so I can stop posting this?

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Man, last night was really amazing

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It's time for Mariners!

>>76422290
I'm still riding high from last night. When the M's play well, I'm in so much of a better mood.

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Possibly the best part of last night

>>76422526
She really got in there

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>>76422526
now that's what I call harASSment

fucking houston

Horrible call from ump, lucky it didn't amount to anything

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nvr forget

>the northern quest commercial with the numale cuck

one eight seven seven, cars for kids
k-a-r-s cars for kids

>>76422848
There are some really cool Kingdome shirts that are yellow and blue being sold at the team shops, but they're 100% cotton and $40! Fucking bullshit. I'll never forget the Kingdome.

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>>76422848
*outlives father time*

>>76423265
I wish they'd get rid of some of those tiny buildings around the Seattle center area for more parking or some extra streets.

>>76423396
I think they will have too, If we are really going to get an NHL team.

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>>76423206
I remember freaking out as a young'un when they lit fireworks indoors

KKKKristian Bergman

Big Time Bergman

>>76423449
If they don't, I doubt I'll be going to more than 1 or 2 games a year.

>>76423457
It sure was loud when they did that. I wish I could explain to young Mariners and Seahawks fan just how loud that place could be, even when only half full.

Nice job Bergman on keeping his head during two jams

Go team!

>Dave has already mentioned Buxton's OF inspirations twice

Cmon Dave go for the trifecta

Ok time to wake up offense

Boring game so far lads

Thanks again ump

ffs

Seager mad lol

Holy fuck are you serious Cano

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>cano

Did Robinson Cano just have two errors in one play
Oh my goodness

Jesus Christ Cano what in the fuck was EITHER of those?

holy shit Cano. That was Brad Miller/Nick Franklin/Chris Taylor awful

FUCK YOU CANO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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Robbie

Robbie, pls

>over 90 pitches in the fifth inning

I mean it's not like Bergman's been helping himself out. It's been a pretty lame start with or without Cano's dumpster fire

>it's a Mariners turn to complete shit in all facets when .500 episode

That's one way to start it. Based Black Ichiro. Please someone fucking get him across the plate even if it's a sacrifice.

THE MOST EXCITING PLAY IN BASEBALL

DYSON

TRIPLE
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P
L
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Based Dyson hoovering up the bases

Pls don't >risp this

fuck OFF sano

>Root constantly advertising Dave Valle's career .237 average

Gets me every time

>>76424375
That's pretty decent for a catcher though.

This ump is shit

This ump is a fucking joke

GAMEL THE SAC CAMEL

I love that speed!

ONE MORE HIT GUYS

Heredia needs to chill at the plate. You could throw a ball to second base and he'll still almost fall over looking like he's gonna swing

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comeback time

FUCK OFF
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Damn you Buxton!

another opportunity

FFS

>spishak warming up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76424599

figures

This ump is killing the game

The toronto series is gonna suck tbqhwyf

>>76424710

it always does. especially with all the jays fans that show up

COME ON, LET'S GO!

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IT'S MARINERS TIME

M O T T E R

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just one run pl

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booty

Stop getting lucky

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>>76424986
Language!!!!

crap

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>>76425012

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>>76425041

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>>76425055

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>tfw you won't have a comfy discussion with the Mariners fans this season
Why even live

Here lies the M's
They still can't get above .500

>>76425070
That was a lot of fun seeing Resd fans reacting to Guti's 475 foot dinger. You guys are fun.

Side note, FUCK this game. I don't even mind losing as long as it's interesting. But no, we reach .500 and then have this goddamn snoozefest bullshit.

>>76425070
Why>

you're here right now.. and our season is crap

When was the last time Zep pitched? It's been a while

>>76425070

maybe next year

>>76425088
>>76425089
I like the Mariners, they are so comfy and were the first team I ever saw play live when I was like 3. I wish the teams would play this year though.

>>76425132

how are the reds doing this year anyway?

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>incoming run
I know that get one in 'em
>>76425180
so not hot

DP!

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>>76425187
LANGUAGE¡!!!!!!!!!!¡

>>76425180
29-30, not horrible considering the last few seasons, we are consistently beating the cardinals so that's all I can really ask for

HERE WE FUCKIN GO

pls no dp

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>>76425203

that's all I really want from Cleveland
>ty

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME

Wow. Fuck you. What a fucking joke.

WHt THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS

>>76425205
AFRAGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why did you post this -_-
please respond

This game is fucking ridiculous

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it was right there

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ty Dyson

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Altavista really is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

I remember it being like this in 2014 or 2015
Every time the Mariners would hit .500 they would slump

>dan has no control episode

Not again...

Can we do it again?

>Boog Powell

Listen Scott. You said Cruz "could play" tonight, and "will play" tomorrow. Pinch hit him you fucking cuck. And if he gets on base, pinch run with Tyler Smith. Don't make a Lloyd-tier managing decision.

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I don't like to hard on you, Seattle, cause maybe you like that and that weird, but I need you to put one over home plate and send this game to extras..
k =3?

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>>76425335

it seems doable

>>76425347
sorry
American education

>>76425214
*cin cin natti
drunk

>>76425335
heh

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>>76425335
>mfw don't care what you think

>>76425381
>>76425382
Thanks Scott.

Sorry Boog I wanna like you but I'm gonna be completely fine when they send you down for Haniger's return

>Poog Bowell

What a shit game

THANKS FOR ATTENDING

HOW FEEX?

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>Below .500 again

Like clockwork. That was an exhilarating 24 hours

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below .500 again.

gg twins

>>76425404

get healthy