PENS VS PREDS GAMETHREAD

sens will win the cup

>>76421686
Sidney for prison

>>76421686
Preds are cousin fuckers

>>76421686
First for fuck the pens.
But nashville blows so who the fuck cares.

u faggots told me this shit was going to be close unlike the nba playoffs, its literally just away teams getting btfo, nice sport faggot

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>>76421732
Fuck you faggot

This is rigged af.

>>76421739
>u faggots told me this shit was going to be close unlike the nba playoffs
it is, no team is even close to 16-0 right now

Hey trashville - notice Pittsburgh is chanting WWE shit after every goal? That's called class.

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Reminder that you're not a real hockey town if you're not on this list

>>76421743
none of these finals games have been at all exciting

Dubs and preds go 8-0 in game 6 then game 7 goes to quad overtime with preds 1-0

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>>76421745
>Iceburgh plays the horn

HOCKEY DOESNT BELONG BELOW THE MASON-DIXON LINE

GET FUCKED SOUTH

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Patrik Laine will end Crosby's career.

friendly reminder that the Predditors had NO FANS before last April

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10-0 incoming

everyone vote plz
http://www.strawpoll.me/13144230
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>>76421743
the same teams keep winning doe.
who cares about the losers.

The only reason I'm still watching this shitshow is because I wanna see if someone loses their shit shot and tries to decapitate someone with their skate

>>76421759
>none of these finals games have been at all exciting
i'll give you games 2-4 being bad, but the first one was good

how finnish can one goaltending tandem be?

>>76421745
>chanting

there has to be fans in the arena for there to be a chant.

>>76421741
Fuck you shitsburg fag. How the fuck does your shithole even have a team? Literally a nigger compared to philly.

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>pongs unironically in 7

Sidney 'Black Lives Don't Matter, They Splatter' Crosby

Sidney 'I'm The Predator Now' Crosby

Sidney 'Here's What I Think Of Thirsty Kids In Africa' Crosby

Sidney 'Another Cup After I Fuck You Up' Crosby

Sidney 'Around Blacks Never Relax' Crosby

NO BRAKES

S U I C I D E W A T C H

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHBA

Ahahahahhahskdjshensba

Ahahahahhaha

suomi

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HAINSEY
A
I
N
S
E
Y

Fuck. Hainsey like he's done it a million times. Hainsey>Subban

Wow nashville is pretty bad

>hansey
>those dusty as fuck untucked skate tongues
who is this grease-monger?

>NBA Finals has been shit with constant blowouts
>Decide to turn on Stanley Cup Final
>5-0
Well fuck

Just forfeit the fucking game already

Holy fuck rip in chip all nashville fans.

PAN

NICE AND HOT

>>76421841
6-0 now actually

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kobe retires and every sports league goes to shit, hmm

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god dammit Preds

Sidney 'Black Lives Don't Matter They Splatter' Crosby

Sidney 'Here's What I Think Of Thirsty Kids In Africa' Crosby

Sidney 'Around Blacks Never Relax' Crosby

SAROS
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK
YOU SUCK

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

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>malkin

skillz

>>76421854
Midnight nice and sunny?

6-0.

God this feels like election night all over again

SuBANANA needs to go back to the plantation

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>letting a 30-something old lead footed slow brained dumpster fire D-man who is making his first post-season debut in over 900 games SMOKE you

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This is all your fault Nashville

https://twitter.com/Ginohard_/status/872870582936678400

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penguin = crosby
sea lion = subban

who starts the 3rd? i got five bucks on Saros to keep Rinne fresh for game 6

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>>76421861
>implying

Everything went to shit when Shaw retired in 2011

Preds only down by 2 field goals.

>>76421797
Not just any team... A championship team.

>w-we want the cup

>>76421868
>the guy who gave up 1 of 6 goals
>all his fault
u wot m8?

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>>76421913
Kek

>>76421913
It's a 1 score game tbqh

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>>76421913
it's the NFL playoffs all over again

>>76421913
Kek

>>76421861
all sports leagues have been shit since 2012.

>>76421909
The only reason to put Rinne back in is if you're concerned only playing 1 period in basically a week would make him too rusty

>>76421868

Now it's all Rinne's fault. Last 2 games went to his head

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>the most dangerous 6-0 loss

THIS ISNT EVEN THE MODT GOALS THE PENS HAVE SCORED AGAINST THE PREDS IN A GAME THIS SERIES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>tfw pens didn't sweep either of their opponents
rly mks u think

How can Nashville even compete against
>toot
>toot
>toot

>>76421934
he gave up 3

Great playoffs this year outside of the finals, where every game has been a bloodbath. Really disappointing.

>>76421926
>my city is a shit hole with no industry
>but atleast i have my championship

Literally the only thing keeping shitsburg citizens from mass suicide are the teams.

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W E W

E

W

>>76421961
college football was pretty based until penn state had their playoff spot taken away for no reason
they earned it =(

>>76421970
yes it is lol

>>76421961
MLB has been fucking elite since then, what the fuck are you talking about?

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LGP NIGGAZ

Should they restart the game? Preds obviously weren't ready. The fair thing to do would be to reset the score to 0-0 and either play from the 1st period or just resume at the start of the 3rd.

>>76421984
we have wiz khalifa.

>>76421962
i mean mentally more than physically, putting him out in the 3rd would not be beneficial, and if he gets scored on 4 times that'd mess him up even more

>>76422002
you have to be 18+ to post

>>76422002
dice yo

>>76421971

Plz stop posting pics like this I can only get so erect.

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Fucking nice pass. Great way to end the period.

>>76421996

Schoolyard rules. Recces bell just rung. Next goal wins

>>76421980
oh, I didn't notice the switch until the 6th goal

How can you not love the Warriors dominating?

Why do they use thirds in ice canes? Why not halves or quarters?

>>76421797
>cryers

>>76421686

Is it just me or has this season had like the most games with teams scoring 5+ points ever

I actually didn't know Hainsey has been in the NHL since 2005 and hasn't ever seen the playoffs.

Fuck man. That's sad, he's always been a decent enough of a dman. Putting up 40 points as one a shitty team is impressive.

How does someone get stuck playing on crap teams like Columbus, Atlanta , Winnipeg and Carolina for their whole career and never play in a single playoff game.

Hainsey getting a cup would be the only positive thing about Pittsburgh winning desu

>>76422036
>>>/nbgay/

>>76422012
#cityofchampions
#cityofchampions
#cityofchampions
#cityofchampions

Predditor fans shit posted so much during the last game that you couldn't even follow the thread. Fucking bandwagon pieces of shit go to bed as soon as pens are ahead.

Trashville doesn't deserve a team.

>>76422009
I don't know if that matters. Players aren't stupid. The game is over anyway. The only thing it would hurt is his stats.

pens are dominating because I needed more salt in my diet

WE GOING FOR THE EXTRA POINT. WIN BY A TD

EFFORTS

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Club Penguin scores half a dozen

>>76422051
>He doesn't want Phil Kessel to be a two-time Stan Lee Cup champion

>>76422045

Feels like a lot during playoffs

Oilers even had a couple blow outs

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>>76422071
>wanting Reddit: the Player to win again

>>76422071
no, I don't

Instead of pulling their goaltender for an extra attacker, the preds should pull an attacker for an extra goaltender.

>hits that 7 goal
Screencap this

>>76421781
>No Ice Hockey or Blades of Steel

Get fucked

>>76422095
lol DAE KNOW ABOUT THIS

>>76422065
>tfw left game because of bullshit ref calls and crosby
>respectable captain to rally behind

if the pens lose this it will be the greatest choke in the history of the nhl

>>76422071

Yeah

Autistic bill going back to back would be nice

Fuck Toronto

>>76422064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-NeGDOIVco
I learned about Wiz Khalifa through Chet Haze
followed his shenanigans back when I was in college lol

>>76421797
>being a buttmad philthidelphian
i can't hear you over all our super bowl rings and stanley cups

>>76422109
only if that goaltender isn't finnish

What's the room like during 2nd intermission when you're down 6 in the finals

>>76422043
>implying im a philly fan and wasnt just using the other major city in pennsylvania.

Fuck the flyers too. I used to live in philly and pretty much a solid majority of the city needs to get firebombed. Stadiums included.

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nice finals u guys got here be sure to tune into abc tomorrow night to watch the cavaliers get btfo at home again

man, the gratuitous punches to subban make my heart warm. Nobody deserves that more than subban.

put in fleury

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>>76422097

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>>76422065
>implying that "waiting to see if the pongs won, to shit post" is any better.

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Nashville needs help from Jesus right now

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Reddit is a goddamn salt documentary, even though I'm a flyers fan, no city that plays country music during hockey intermissions should have a cup.

>>76422149
Back to the plantation cunta-kentay

>>76422137
Preds locker room right now:
>how many upvotes do we have?

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>>76422111
Kek confirmed

Who waiting for Preda7-0rs here?

>>76422174
Because Jesus isn't Finnish.

>>76422126
I wanna buy some of that weed that's prewrapped. I can't find the guy who sold me one tho.

>>76422200
I calling for 8-0

>>76422174
>preds need jesus in goal
About as fictional as preds goaltending

I'm eating multigrain chips with smoked salmon dip and posting on reddit right now, when should I come out of the closet?

>>76422139
Either way you're coming off as pretty angry my man. Don't know why you're trying to shit talk in a game SCF game where the Pens are up 7-0 and we're all collectively stroking it

>>76422202
Nowhere in the Bible does it state that Jesus is NOT Finnish.

Checkmate.

>>76422200
>Not 7-1
We need more memes bub

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>>76422200
smalltime

>>76422222
Fucking wasted. Go fuck yourself.

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>>76422111

>MFW NUMBERS

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>cbc commentators
>crosby threw the water bottle by accident
>he has every reason to hit subban

>>76422127
>not living in based New England
>not having one fewer SB ring than the franchise with the most
>not having 6 SCs
>not having 17 NBA titles
I don't feel bad for you either.

>>76422222
post a picture of the dip

>>76422222
Check'm

0^0/

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>>76422222

>>76422137
conserving energy in the hopes you can do something the next game

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>>76421984

6 Lombardi Trophies
5 World Series
Soon to be 5 Stanley cups

>>76422174
topkek

>>76422252
You don't have 17 faggot. You can't count those.

>>76422251
cbc commentators literally said it should be a penalty, and also said his punches should have been called faster.

>>76422251
He's a good Canadian boy, Don "If it's black, take it out back" Cherry would never say anything bad about him.

>>76422231
I think Preda7-0rs has meme potential, or Smashnil.

>>76421764

roll again

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>>76422222

>>76422252
>not having one fewer SB ring than the franchise with the most
>he actually typed that

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man
Stand up and be counted, go with the Ku Klux Klan

We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country true
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free
And proudly wear our robes of white, protecting liberty

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man
Stand up and be counted, go with the Ku Klux Klan

The Bible, cross, Old Glory, too, our symbols of a man
A sword and water, robe and hood portray our noble Klan
In search of peace and liberty, we pledge our hearts and hands
We must defeat the communists to save our Christian land

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man
Stand up and be counted, go with the Ku Klux Klan
Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man
Stand up and be counted, go with the Ku Klux Klan

Ekholm punches Guentzel in front of the ref in Game 2, announcers are quiet. Neal slashes Guentzel off the faceoff in Game 4, again announcers are quiet. Crosby throws a water bottle on the ice behind the play it is the greatest crime known to man.

>>76422183
I go to a few Wild games a year
hope they give up the Prince shit and embrace the Off With Their Heads shit and maybe they'l have a chance

>>76422252
>original six Cups
>niggerless NBA
>4 asterisked Owls

None of them count desu

>>76422040
Because Canada uses the metric system

>>76422223
>not being able to handle the bantz

i must have struck a nerve on the no industry part

>>76422303
What you're forgetting is that in order to work for NBC Sports, you're required to be legally retarded

holy shit I went out to pick up gf and wine and its 6-0 wtf??

>>76422298
Piss off

>>76422303
Edzo is still salty as fuck about getting fired right before the Pens went eternal beast mode.

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Lovely day at PPG Paints Arena.

>announcers say preds should just go home now and rest

>>76422338
all those empty seats
go preds

>>76422338
I wish I was there

>>76422292
ok
>not having a quarterback with the most SB rings of any player ever except for one, including all other quarterbacks
how about that?

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Just watched all six goals and >finnish goaltending my ass.
More like >african defense.

That 6-0 goal kek

Sled Hockey is the shit, watched it a bit during the Paralympics. Loads of respect for all those players.

>>76422346
it's intermission ??? ??

>>76422321
>fugg da pongs guyz
>bantz
kek

>>76422346
>all those empty seats
>during intermission

True fans pull out their cock and piss in their empty beer cup
That's how everyone did it in the Original 6 era

>>76422346
you're retarded ?? ???

>>76422269
yes I can, bitch boy

>>76422370
I don't know if my keyboard has sarcasm brackets

1.Gretzky
2.Lemieux
3.Crosby
4.Orr

I blacked out after the 6th goal due to lack of oxygen and saw heaven.

How many predditor fans are left in this thread?

>>76422346
>Empty seats
>at intermission

>>76422303
Are you not watching the games? They definitely praised the Neal slash for intensity just like they praised Crosby trying to kill Subban.

NBC is trash.

someone is gonna die this period.

>>76422386
You use [[[square brackets]]]

>>76422356
>not having more rings than Otto Graham
>losing superbowls

>>76422316
>this mad
try again, fagotron

>>76422386
pretty sure those cost extra

"Rest key players and send a message, even if it means drawing a penalty," - Mike Milbury

>>76422256
It's Philadelphia cream cheese, smoked salmon flavour, senpai. A delicious compliment with multigrain low fat chips.

8/10 would recommend for snacking while watching hockey on television.

OF COURSE IT'S COLD


IT'S GERMANY

Loving this. Preds fans have already left this thread and it's just Pens fans and Pittsburgh haters who are literally having a mental breakdown right now. This made my week.

>>76422346
I too have been a hockey fan for many years brother

>>76422391
PK, we're
>with you

>>76422311
fuck yeah owth is some good punk rock m8. saw them last year with FLAG

>>76422252
Counting Nigger Ball Association championships....

>>76422395
Bathrooms & Concessions

>>76422410
>"try as hard as you can to lose this game."

>>76422430
wtf which date of the tour
I had tickets for the Chicago show but couldn't go lol

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>>76422394
There's only like 5 of us to begin with on /hoc/ but the opportunistic shitposters have likely switched sides

>>76422389
>this attempts to trigger the Boston fan
top kek, nice try

>>76422405
>pre-SB rings
l o l
literally do matter not at all

>>76422389
1. Domi
2. Ott
3. Schultz
4. McSorley

Doc fatshaming Phil

Why is this allowed?

Are the Penguins a necessary evil? Nashville fans need to be put in their place, and what better team to do that than the Penguins.

>>76422252
>apehoop

>>76422411
that's not a dip

that's a spread

>>76422415
Too bad pens fans will have to go back to being jobless after this series :/

>>76422410
>One of the worst players of all time
>One of the worst coaches of all time
>One of the worst GMs of all time
>One of the worst analysts of all time

How does he do it?

>You will never get pity sex from carrie underwood for losing the stanley cup

Does anyone have a webm of Crosby chucking the bottle onto the ice?

>>76422252
>shithole
>proud of "rodger Goddell brand superbowl rings"
>only 1 actual stanley cup
>winning 11 titles in a league with 3 teams.

the depth of your delusion is awe inspiring.

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>>76422411
that does sound good, except I would use wheat crackers as they are sturdier and taste better

>>76422437
>being jelly you suck too much to have an NBA team

>>76422389
>konstantinov
>fedorov
>larionov
>kozlov
>fetisov
>orr

>>76422460
A Penguins dynasty is what the NHL needs right now.

>>76422460
I honestly hope they lift the cup in Nashville just to spurn those faggots

>>76421753
Recchi as a penguin
DELETE THIS

>>76422394
I'm sort of a fan - I just hate the club penguins

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>Edward Jones implying that black people even save money

>>76422473
You could tell Carrie the preds son and she wouldn't know the difference.

>>76422501
>Recchi as a penguin
As it should be

>>76422465
Fuck you tripfag you just had to ruin it didn't you. I'm cracking open the Crown Royal now because of you, probably drink myself to sleep. Thanks a lot faggot.

>>76422410

>Break someone's clavicle on three

>>76422501

But he played here and loved it here anon

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>>76422252
>he counts pre-merger NBA
>he counts the PED world series
>he counts the cheater super bowls

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>they're not tricks dad!
>they're illusions!

>>76422500
Could you fucking imagine? Trashy Nashville fans booing and throw fish on the ice as Bill skates around with the cup?

is the hockey commissioner actually good?
that's what they just said and this is my first time watching furpuck

>>76422483
>living in a midwestern flyover state
you are this OBSESSED

Crosby is one of the greatest players in history, if not THE greatest

>>76422414
you know jaeger is a digistif in Germany, not a frat hazer shooter

>>76422520
Wrecking Ball will always be a pong first and foremost

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>>76422549
>is the hockey commissioner actually good?
>in 2016, Bettman was inducted as a member of the International Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.[5]

>>76422550
football is an afterthought in the midwest
lacrosse and baseball are top tier

>>76422450
in pittsburgh about a year ago. june 10 i think?

r.i.p. Altar Bar

>>76422499
the Penguins to drop dead is what the NHL needs right now

>>76422501
>doesn't know bout the recching ball

>>76422530
hey motherfucker we take smoked salmon seriously here in BC, don't come telling me cream cheese is a dip unless you microwaved it or something

>>76422563
It still triggers to me to see Dumoulin wearing #8

>>76422536
>talking shit about suspected PEDs
>four of >his football team's championships were fueled by PEDs
nice try faggot

>>76421797
>Literally a nigger compared to philly.
>Coming from a niggerdelphia fan

You just fucking know Predditors fans would actually fucking cheer for Gary Bettman if the cup is presented in Nashville.

>>76422579
wtf
chicago gets blown out and you still aren't happy with the outcome
baby steps, anon

>be an announcer
>this games over
>let's discuss fast horsies

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>>76422549
>is Badman good?

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Nice whiff

>>76422610
Lmfao they probably would

>>76422606
>implying Bradshaw used steroids

They didn't even have steroids then

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Need a good stream link, anyone have one?

>>76422619

someone should ask edzo if an horse is a athlete

>>76422610
They should, really
He's the only reason that cousinfucking Dixie town has a team

>>76422562
I literally do not know what that means

>>76422610
booed him at the all-star game last year, casual

>>76422643
>Need a good stream link, anyone have one?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/

>>76422550
>currently living in NE shithole

can't wait to move back to midwest quite honest.
>>76422577
>baby boomer stick
>trust fund stick.

no

>>76422619
probably mandated by nbc. the pens game on right after the derby was a nightmare.

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>>76422553
Crosby will never beat Gretzky records

>regular season goals - 894
>regular season assists - 1,963
>regular season points - 2,857
>regular season hat tricks - 50

>>76422643
Its NBC, anon. Use antenna

>>76422643
It's on NBC

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>finnish goaltending

>>76422643

Game is literally on NBC you fucking poor faggot nigger

>>76422656
I like hockey and college football; but honestly those two sports are very fucking popular, even though people don't necessarily associate them with the midwest

>>76422664
Pens fans are braindead retards who think the league started 10 years ago.

>>76422610
the pongs fans arent going to boo him. they will continue to sit there silently until they are directed to cheer by their memehorn.

>>76422664
Gretzky's records are a fucking meme and no one wants to admit it.

>>76422593
Oh BC, that explains it. Listen: the only thing you ping pong Beijing cunts know about salmon is rolling it for sushi.

You wouldn't know a salmon dip if it hit you in your slanted fucking eyes. Go burn down a Starbucks you hippy fucks.

>>76422630
>being THIS dumb
their entire defense and O-line was on roids, you fucking idiot, not Bradshaw

>>76422656
what "shithole" are you living in? because I guarantee anywhere in the midwest is worse

>>76422338
>what is an intermission

That would not have been a penalty in the 1st period.

>>76422677
This go to a bar and get a pbr and nurse it

>>76422704

>there's 6 minutes on the clock

nice eyes dipshit

>>76422664
>le no goaltending scoring era
Disregarded.

>>76422664
That's old hockey, stats from that far back should be wiped because the game is completely different now

Fuck, meant this
>>76422704

For this
>>76422346

There exists a type of human that is wide enough to cover an entire hockey goal box. Why not hire one of these lard asses to block the goal?

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>>76422698
oh man
I haven't had this good a laugh in a while
good troll, anon

are they still trying to score lol

>>76422703
>guarantee anywhere
>literally never stepped foot out of the shanty shack of NE

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what did he mean by this?

>>76422698
Gretzky is the Michael Jordan of the NHL

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>>76422664
Implying Gretzky wasn't just an autistic goalies babby

>>76422664
True ... but the game is dramatically different. Back in the 80's a 8-6 game was pretty common.

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>>76422735
wrong pic sorry

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>>76422673

>>76422737
Yea I fucked up the reply on my phone

>>76422743
refer to >>76422386

and thanks for the (You)

>>76422751
still haven't answered my question. where in new england do you live that's so shitty?

>>76422701
>You wouldn't know a salmon dip
this coming from a guy who thinks refrigerated cream cheese spread is a dip

maybe learn how to combine a couple ingredients then add heat so you're not just scooping processed goo out of a plastic tub

>>76422763
Jesus Christ look at how fucking massive that net is relative to the goalie. No wonder players scored 50 goals a game.

Why is subban flinching so much? He looks really scared, like he's going to cry.

>>76422648
a digestif is an alcoholic drink following the meal to aid in digestion. Its opposite, aperitif, is drunk beforehand to stimulate the appetite

pittsburgh fans are gonna leave early for their last home game of the season
screencap this

>>76422742
>>76422739
Keep lying to yourself. Nobody will ever beat the main brain Wayne

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>yfw the preds pull the goalie at the 10min mark

Nashville is literally R*ddit: The team

Proof?
>R*ddit loves to cheer for underdogs because they're all faggots
>le based black man subban
>not even based in a traditional hockey town, just like a r*dditor to try to take over a hobby where they don't belong
>their team is LITERALLY named the nashville predditors

Why do you support this team? It's literally r*ddit. l dare you to find a team more r*ddit than this.

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r8 my kitten


She's a ragdoll

>>76422800
He's been playing injured since December and needs surgery.

>>76422796
>>76422796
>Jesus Christ look at how fucking massive that net is relative to the goalie
the goalie's just got bigger over time

>>76422695
No we all know it began in 1984 with the drafting of a kid out of Laval.

>>76422821
assuming she has fluffy feet and can slide across the ground
seems like a good kitty tbqh

>>76422821
looks like a bitch/10

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I would pay $100 to end the postseason right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

>>76422821
>beard

Ellis you're supposed to be playing

>>76422811
it's not like this is the last time the pens will be in the finals. This happens every 5 or so years, we'll just come back for the next one. Besides you don't want to be stuck in pittsburgh traffic after sports games

>>76422777
>the absolute state of these trips

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>>76422695
100% this

>>76422821
Cute cat

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>>76422850
KEK

>>76422818
>loves to cheer for underdogs because they're all faggots
how does this of all things make them faggots?

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>>76422850

>>76422850
imagine being this butthurt when the best team wins the cup

what a scrub

>>76422850
I'm still not over game 1
glad preds won 3 and 4, but 1 was fucking bullshit and I'm gonna blame the refs if the pens win game 7

>>76422878
Its pasta you mong

>>76422850
Why is the NHL so shit? The Pens aren't even that good. I'm also a gay pens fan

>>76422695
Ironic since Oilers fans think the league ended 25 years ago

>>76422792
I'm not telling some autistic faggot on 4chan where I live so he can come kill me in a autistic fit of rage because I insulted his yankee ass.

>>76422818
Nobody cares about Preddit.
We just don't want the Bettguins to win.

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>>76422850
stop shitposting, pete, you have a game to coach

Doc using some autistic analogy of devils and angels thinking he can subliminally make us think that Crosby and p.gay subhuman are on the same level. Doc fired when

>>76422893
>being this butthurt when a team you hate wins the Cup
gee, what a hard concept to grasp
>pens fans are this dumb

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>>76422850
>Salty Caps fan

REMINDER THIS IS WHAT CANADIANS LISTED AS THE GREATEST TEN CANADIANS IN HISTORY
10. Wayne Gretzky
9. Alexander Grahm Bell
8. Sir John A. Macdonald
7. Don Cherry
6. Lester B. Pearson
5. David Suzuki
4. Sir Frederick Banting
3. Pierre Trudeau
2. Terry Fox
1. Tommy Douglas

>>76422881
cheering for the best team because you want le emotional feel-good underdog comeback story means you're extremely reddit and extremely faggoty my friend

Preds fan still here. Who else is passively watching the game? I put it on mute as well (can't stand that nasally announcer guy) and am just watching this thread for any updates and posting on /a/.