SIDNEY "BLACK LIVES DON'T MATTER" CROSBY

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>>76420353

BITE THE CURB, BOY!

>>76420353
Get the rope Phil this nigga gon steal yo women

>>76420394
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*
>wow that was airy
*PFFFFFT PFFFFT PFFT BRAP*
>Go on anon stick your nose in there and get a good whiff

>>76423339
Stop

>>76424020
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

10/10 thread

>>76424076
Okay keep going

>>76424076
Nigga stop!

>>76424076
You're really creepy. You should talk to your girlfriend about ways to fix this obsession. She probably feels uncomfortable about it, too.

>>76424076
espectacular post

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*groan*
"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have had that western food. It just goes straight through me. I need to relieve the pressure somehow"
*furrrrt*
"Now that is what i am talking about"
*frrruuuuupt*
"Oh yeah, these farts are taking my asshole on a sweet ride"
*fruptblblblblbt*
"Oh wow, that one was wet. Gotta be careful, I almost pooped myself"
*blblblblblbfuuurt*
"Ok, it wont stop, I need a toilet NOW. Come on, hurry. Eh, its leaking. You can do this, just get your pants off and sit on that porcelain throne"
*BLURPFPRFPT*
"Oh merciful Allah thank you"
*blruprpprt*
"Yuck this infidel food is really painting my toilet brown"

>>76424076
never doesnt make me laugh