I have to take my fucking 14 year old sister to the football match instead of going with the boys. How can I make this game enjoyable for myself while I keep watch over my sister?
Also, is anyone else from Melb going to this match?
drink a shot for every dive
>>76415760
I would, but I gotta drive us home and I can't drive while intoxicated.
>not enjoying the time you'll have with your imouto
Is she into divegrass?
anyways, tell her about /sp/ memes during the match
Scream "Cristiano Ronaldo" to Messi whenever he touches the ball
>>76415791
>is she into divegrass?
No anon, no she is not. She's only going there because she wants to see Neymar. She's the most normie 14 year old I've ever met.
>kill me
>>76415829
kek
>>76415861
>She's only going there because she wants to see Neymar.
kek
>>76415829
that only happens with ronaldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpo_prgYfbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAXSeunI2_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQimaHYaSmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQY0s2SNuhI
>>76415861
PARDOED.
>>76415861
lel
>>76415925
Kek, people chant Messi name even in his country
-nerman
+messi
+rodrisims
>>76415861
Well, don't if this good or bad news for you, but unless you're taking your sis on a trip to Cali she won't be seeing Neymar. Tite is using these friendlies to test players for the Seleção.
>>76421408
Don't know*
>>76415722
Fuck off Dimitrious no one likes this sport
>>76421408
nice "girl" you have there
>>76415861
Nerman won't play.
But you should fuck your sister. It would make the game more enjoyable if you are not into divegrass
>>76424907
this!!!
>>76424907
Finally! 20 posts in and no lewd comments about the jail bait.
Pics of sis?
>>76415722
have her sit on your lap, duh
>>76424907
>>76424915
>>76424934
>>76424952
I'm not into fucking my family members, so no thanks.
>>76415722
>Not put your imouto into your legs while watching the game
Disgusting koala
>>76425267
>I'm not into fucking my family members, so no thanks.
back to redit then
>>76425267
you normies are the worst
Strong line-ups, should be fun.
Post teams
I'm so excited. Messi is gonna score at least a couple. It's a friendly!
Muh boi Weverton is a starter, let's do it.
is Higuain a bit fat?
>>76415722
Do Brazilians rate cutinho? Liverslip fan.
>>76425378
t. Cletus
>>76425267
>I'm not into fucking my family members
then what's the point of this thread
Well boys I just got back home from the game.
Like you said, Neymar wasn't even there, serves the bitch right for wanting to come to a soccer match just for one shitty player.
I actually got to enjoy it though, and that's all I care about.
>>76429896
So the real question here is...did she touch your penis?
>>76429968
No.
>>76429896
what did she do the whole time, then?
>>76430044
She just sat there texting her friends on her phone, and only looked up to ask me who scored the goal, and what the scores were.