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Useful trb-related links:
http://pastebin.com/grLucSzY
Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
2016: http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
Thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrOLGifnMJk
challenges edition
>>76412970
hi butters
Thank you Mantequillas edition
>>76413119
<3
have a qt
>>76413250
who dis
Remind me in july to make a /trb/ spreadsheet. Not making a 5 tier league this year but will still make players.
>>76413275
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>76413295
>Not making a 5 tier league this year
lazy twat
>>76413311
>spaniard calling anyone lazy
dude weed lmao
FM18 will be out 3 months after the database is done it's a waste of time. If I like FM18 I'll redo the entire thing from scratch.
>>76413335
just pick the best FM ever and do a definitive db for it, la.
and when I say the best FM ever I mean FM14.
>>76413335
dude weed lmao
>>76413387
The world moves forward, as do I.
>>76413470
I'm not making a database for 3 people
>>76413565
You used to be cool
>>76413865
Thanks buy my FM18 database for £1.99 on the steam workshop
>>76412970
>not using the updated one
>>76413565
make one for FM12 (12.0.0 db) and there will be at least 5 people who'll play it
I need some help, do CWB on support overlaps with wingers set on attack?
>>76414906
Yes but only in the absolute final third, wingers on attack still attack the goal.
>>76414924
I see thank you, so I should go with IF instead?
>>76415010
You need to do what your heart tells you to do.
>>76415021
>You need to do what your heart tells you to do.
I'm gonna' ask out Tungsten's sister.
>>76416059
Go ahead
>>76413565
I'm big enough to be two on my own la
>>76416059
kek
>>76414906
>wingers
>ever
>The city of /trb/ u21
Also everyone in this pic is a fucking twat
>>76416731
everyone is on a long contract with a transfer embargo. You don't need to give in to their demands.
>>76416748
B-but muh squad happiness!
>>76416773
They're in the U21s just loan them out
Eagles
>>76416798
Go ahead
>>76416811
Eagles
My dude
>>76416794
Most of them are first team though, Robro is even a starter the fucking idiot.
>>76416816
They your club?
>>76416846
Yes. Ticket holder.
>>76416817
at least your boy macca isn't complaining :3c
>>76416886
That extra CA is making wonders la
>>76416909
ooft yes. those assists.
>>76416864
Very nice. I always wanted to do a save w/them. good history, super cool crest and name
>>76416938
Comfy as fuck stadium, one of the better cities in the Netherlands, crazy fans, cheapest beer this season in the Eredivisie.
E A S Y
A
S
Y
I'm streaming again my dudes, hopefully actually getting a win edition
>Beat Arselel to 4th place
>They retaliate by signing 2 of my best players
>>76417727
#WengerOut
Is "realist" a good personality, or should I look for something like a transcendental idealist or anomalous monist instead?
sigh
>>76418305
post his attributes
The transfer window is nigh.
Decided to give up on my Fm15, 16 saves and start a new save on FM17.
So what's the deal with injuries?
>>76417053
>bournemouth not pornmouth
>tottenjews not hotspuds
>watford not twatford
>blackburn not slackburn
>QPR not gaybuttfucks
>>76419802
The same as it has been for years now. More than there were many years ago but still less than real life.
Basically complaining about them means you're a pleb who either can't deal with a little bad luck or doesn't recognise that there are frequently teams with 7-10 first team squad members out injured irl.
>>76419946
>you not Narj
>>76419998
>The same as it has been for years now.
Eh, been playing FM15/16 for a while and it just feels really rough this time round.
Constantly sitting on 7-8 injuries. First season though so we'll see if it changes.
>>76420144
Haven't noticed many injuries myself, as they are set to be significantly lower than in real life, but check your physios, state of the training facilities, pitch condition, pitch surface type, rotate players, amount of training, etc. You are probably just unlucky at the moment.
Iv'e got a player that is constantly unhappy that we arent focusing enough on match preparation despite having two tactics at 100% familiarity so wtf is he upset about?
FM17 crack where?
>>76423544
as far as I know there isn't one
>>76421421
They're always mad about something. I just now had the classic "player is mad and wants to leave but gets mad when you offer him" clusterfuck. You'd think this would get fixed.
>>76423702
what happened? this game used to be cracked within days of the release
>>76423825
Problem is it's been ongoing for 2 years. Iv'e had a whole season of match tactics as match preparation, tried team cohesion as normal training for a while, having training at a high level and then very high level. Normally I wouldn't give a shit but he's my best player and this shit is driving me crazy.
What do when you see an ex that you don't really give a shit about but also don't want them to come to any harm about to make a mistake with a real awful dude
>>76425930
Ask her to fire her agent.
>>76425930
buy them and loan them out to dudes you know will treat her well (fee-paying loan ofc)
Added this namefix because I hate the fake names on leagues etc http://www.fmscout.com/a-fm17-real-names-license-fix.html
But apparently this changes my clubs name to the full name instead of just the abbreviation (GAIS) which is the "correct" name. Being a life long supporter of the club makes it feel really bad for me. How can I change just the club name but keep all the other name fixes?
>>76427100
shouldn't your manager look like this?
>>76427112
Hi baby, I missed you
Haven't had the first team meeting yet. Thank god im not in France.
>>76427122
won't you lose your cool when surrounded by fit GAIS?
>>76427128
Hopefully i'll be fine, although they have plenty of players with not so swedish sounding names that might intimidate me.
>>76427100
Teams in FM have a short name and a long name, their long name is what displays on the club page, it is the full name of the team. In the competitions tab the shortened name (and the common name when speaking about a team) should be shown. If that is the case, everything is fine and you shouldn't really be changing anything.
If this isn't the case, open the editor, load the name fix, search the team in the database, change the name of the team you want to change, verify the database, save it, and reload.
>>76427176
How do I verify the database so it works? I have made the changes but it says it's not verified
>>76427479
One of the tabs on top should have a box saying "test rules"
>>76427564
It's grayed out for some reason
>>76427564
>>76427594
because you haven't changed any rules, you only changed a couple of db entries
don't think you need verification for that
>>76427594
ah, because you didn't change any rules. This is fine. just save the file and you should be good to go
Gonna try to see how quickly St Kitts and Nevis can win the World Cup. Maxed out the nation attributes and gave them one super club with unlimited moneys and reputation. Gonna go on holiday and see what happens.
>>76427639
Nothing will happen that's not how it works.
>>76427656
why not? surely the great regens should play an effect?
>>76427625
>>76427631
But for some reason it doesn't work, still says Göteborg AIS when I go in-game/start a new save
>>76427673
Nope. You'll have a team with 2 or 3 good players and the rest are mediocre.
>>76427625
>>76427631
>>76427693
>Göteborgs AIS
>>76427705
you changed the short and 6-letter name
I think this shows the long name
>>76427712
Nah the long name is Göteborgs Atlet- & Idrottssällskap as seen here
>>76427705
>>76427712
this, if it still doesn't work after that just give me a file link and I'll see if I can fix it.
>>76427697
I'm going out soon, will leave it on holiday for a couple of hours and see what happens.
>>76427724
>>76427712
I re-did the whole thing again for like the third time and for some reason it worked now, thanks for the help lads
>gym membership for a year is available for 60 euros for a few hours
should I hurry up to the gym to sign up or should I just wait for another opportunity?
>>76428746
hurry up and get ready for summer bro
based osasuna
hmm
>>76429447
Results between Teams, you UKIP voter
Has anyone tried using that Sortitoutsi custom start date thing with a custom database with updated transfers to start a season in 17/18?
I honestly don't have a single idea how we are still battling for promotion. Haven't won in like 7 games.
IRL, the teams that got promoted had like 80 points
Satisfying score
Why is there a limit of 0 short terms loans? Bug? I'm in the Championship, but it's been like this in all the leagues for as long as I can remember.
>>76430912
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10509644/emergency-loan-window-system-changes-explained
holy shit I didnt even know this could happen
>>76431473
what are their finances like
>>76432203
finances were Okay
How THE FUCK do you blow a 3-0 lead against a lower midtable team that has nothing to play for while you are battling for promotion? Fuck this choking loser team
>>76433419
>doesnt enjoy big matches
>>76433419
>midfielder makes a retarded back pass from outside the penalty box
>opposite striker gets to the ball quicker than my defender despite being half a pitch away
>defender manages to corner him and it's like 5v1, he can't do anything
>he gives away a penalty
>shithead GK that won like 10 shootouts for his team IRL never manages to stop one IG
>no we're behind and out of promotion
I want to take an AK47 and gun everyone in the training ground
>>76433495
forgot to mention my players wasting time while at control mentality when we're behind
buy 17 or wait lads? my last one was 15. skipped 16 because you told me it's shit.
also, i forgot: can i let my swiss friend buy it as a gift for me or do i have to use a keyshop?
>>76433665
its like 15 euros right now, so may as well.
>>76433495
Gaming breeds school shooters.
>>76433969
t. American media circa 2000
>some dude asking if he should buy 17 in EVERY THREAD
>>76434252
we should just put it in the OP
>>76434314
We should just tell them to buy 16 instead
>>76434252
And with "we" I mean YOU butters.
>>76434343
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Yeah maybe some non-spaniard should make a FAQ for the OP
>butters preaching 14 (despite everyone having moved on to 16-17 or sticking with 12) in EVERY THREAD
>>76434314
The advice has and always will be "Play the demo and decide for yourself" it is unironically the best way to form an opinion on if it will be worth it for yourself.
But if people are so fucking stupid that they cannot reach that conclusion for themselves then they should just be ignored since they'll likely be pleb tier posters anyway.
>>76434373
Because you type like that. You CONSISTENTLY do THESE random fucking CAPS LOCK shit.
>Morzikei sniffing his sister's panties EVERY DAY
>>76434394
n-no I dont
>>76434252
Sorry someone had the AUDACITY to ask a FM related question in a thread about FM
>gets CALLED out
>e-ebin morzi MEMES
>>76434422
>in a thread about FM
I always thought FM was just an excuse for bullying and blogging
>>76434457
come on I don't preach 14 in every thread, I even usually say that tribblers prefer 12. You just need every excuse to post here since you haven't played FM for years.
Main scout or coach?
>>76434504
coach obvs
>>76434537
remember that this is my chief scout at the moment
>>76434589
You would be better off having none tBh
>be 1 point behind 2nd and 3rd
>need a win against midtable Sparti
>2nd plays 1st at home who already guaranteed promotion
>3rd plays relegated club away
>both lose
>despite all that we still couldn't win but get promoted anyways
>12 draws
this is the most JUST season I have ever witnessed
>>76434589
what's the point.
fire him immediately and hire someone better. first guy's a average coach and a mediocre scout.
>>76434638
Aren't average and mediocre the same thing? An average coach or scout in the 5th division in Sweden isn't bad.
>>76434687
mediocre's a negative connotation. Average is satisfactorily ordinary (like a hotdog)
Mediocre is dissatisfactorily average (like a penis)
I mean I am semi-pro still, I won't be getting a lot from his coaching attributes. I'll make him a scout.
Why haven't they implemented a no-reload feature? Seems like a no-brainer.
>>76434948
And lose millions of normie customers?
Mike will never allow it.
>>76434948
How would this work exactly?
>>76434988
>implying Mike wouldn't love to monitor everyone playing his magnum opus
>>76434988
It could be an option. You could play a normal game or a no-reload game.
>>76435130
You mean how would they put it into the game or how would it work? The former seems simple enough: lots of games have it. The game only allows you to have one save file. How it would work is that after every game you get an auto-save. Then your result is final.
>>76435218
What is wrong with just not reloading?
>>76435218
See that's what I thought would work, but then people could still quit in the last minutes during the match then load the pregame save
>>76435261
People could just say they didn't reload.
>>76435304
Didn't think of that. Shit.
>>76435304
make all saves cloud
have saves deleted if quit mid-match
(or to prevent rage over losing 50 year saves to power outages, save mid-match progress)
>>76435399
Also they should make it default so we get posts about how to turn off snd we can laugh at them
>players I could get on loan for no money last season now require paying their whole wages
why is that? is it because I moved up a league? the players are no that much better
>>76435399
>>76435304
See, Idk. Are there people who actually reload a lot?
>>76435565
mitch put your trip back on
>>76413064
It's funner to start in the lowest Swedish division and only hire Middle Eastern or Africans.
Somalians should ALWAYS take priority.
I... I might stream tomorrow. I have a stream working on 0.8 that is actually semi-watchable
Fucking Mitch.
>>76435699
h y p e
let's see that Savona save my boy
>>76435714
this
>>76435860
MIGHT
and Savona is looooooooooooooooooooong gone.
>>76435699
Cool. What have you done in your save?
>>76435908
Promoted twice, that is basicly it. Favorite to win the title again.
It's really dull but I want to see if I can actually stream for a couple of hours without my stream breaking down completely after 15 minutes.
>>76435890
ripip my savona bros
it's time for my jaguaroos broos
make sweden nordic again
>>76425930
>when you wake up and are no longer in your late night feels
>>76434380
morz have you forgotten me
>>76436047
>tfw missed your post last night because i was fucking (up) with my ex
also what you do is try to advice her and talk shit about that guy, she tells you you're wrong and when she comes back to you because that guy was awful and she tells you you were right she basically owes you something
this could not work, i still haven't tested this.
What stat should i work on, using him as an inverted wing back
>>76436128
what happened with yours?
not a bad plan, im certainly not above emotional manipulation, but i also have a gf right now so no need for any come-back plus we're not on like friend terms where i could give her unsolicited advice, we're just acquaintances at this point basically
>>76436174
random stuff got us separated but not really separated (cuz we still living together from time to time), too long to tell and it'd become a blog post tbH
i mean, you could still tell her you think that guy's a cunt and let her do whatever she wants, like in a friendly way, idk desu
>>76436249
i'll read ur blog daniel
ya i could but i also know she's talked some shit behind my back, things didn't end all that amicably, like i said we're decent now but any advice could easily have the opposite effect
>>76436138
the fresh hell is an iwb
>>76436348
i'll say it in tungsten stream tomorrow, it'll be my personal blog
well, if she talked shit behind your back she doesn't even deserve your advice i think
not that mine didn't, but still
just think about your gf atm and be happy with her, that's muh advice
TTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
One goal at a time.
only unseeded team to advance
Netherlands about to get fucked 1-1 france-sweden
If Sweden wins this it will be extremely hard for "us"
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE VILLAGE OF ARSELEL
>managing semi-pro canvey island
>for sixteen seasons
>only in league two
I am such a jew. I still have non-contract and part-time contract players in my starting eleven.
>>76436769
I just realized that didn't actually show what I wanted to show.
>>76436822
wenger out
TTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>76437244
Is CR7 the MP for Kensington?
Finally gotten rid of all complete retards and have a workable squad. Staff is up next year.
i am live my friends
>unemployed edition
REMINDER THAT OUR BOYS IN WHITE ARE BACK
https://twitter.com/milesSI/status/873289196856913921
>HarHar right guys!
>>76438924
guess the score against a hopeless semi-pro club
>>76438924
>that background with the blue fill tool but not used on the insides of letters
can we be stopped????
>find out I cant drink til Christmas
>this happens
pottery
>>76440212
>find out I cant drink til Christmas
guess the Irish way to circumvent the EU ban on death penulties is to drive people to suicide
>>76440238
>EU ban
we wouldnt do that anyway Moz. If you deserve to die, you deserve to live in Ireland
d e d
b r e a d
what's up with yall, everyone's out partying tonight?
>>76440774
n-not me. is it weird that we've never directly posted at eachother?
>>76440774
beating pokemon before i go back to my malta save
>>76440797
now we did it
"high" five brother
>>76440821
beating pokemon is still harder than getting to PL with Dartford
>>76440912
fuck off
>>76441121
love you bro
stream when
>>76436249
>this is now an inaccurate post
feels weird man
>>76441445
what did you mean by this?
>>76441466
you got the spoiler brobro
consider yourself lucky
Lads, I've found the American player I always wanted. He's literally that tall physical basketball type guy but as a football player but with good potential.
J U S T
>>76441523
>those attributes
>>76441624
Jj U S T
>>76441641
not sure what role to play him in 2bh
>switch to defensive/very fluid for a few games against the top teams
>stomp them
nice feel
rate my next GOAT
>>76444696
too old to sign
>>76444696
Will flop once in a real league
Ok /trb/, I can either manage Fleetwood or Wigan, both in League 2, which one do I go for?
For the record, I really like Fleetwood Mac
>also I got an offer from Napoli, but I'm tired of playing on a big league, just want a challenge, I'm going in for the long haul
Vertical field looks so comfy.
post cured sausage related names
>>76451120
I'm gonna name my nextamanger that
>>76451673
here's another option to consider
Should i ever listen to my assman when he tells me to alter my tactics for an upcoming game?
>>76452091
Ronaldo
his
Tsalami
>>76452671
>Should i ever listen to my assman
no
>>76444696
He'll honestly underperform because the finishing attribute is not everything, and he's really bad outside his finishing stat
Big fan of cheap Portugoats
I'm going to go ahead and say you didn't "land" shit if you bruised your jaw in the process.
>>76453962
>>76453970
this
>>76452735
Underrated post
>>76444696
Pinchhitter/10
>>76451120
This is a 10/10 name
>>76436822
Imagine being Ricardo
so /trb/, how does your underage regen trafficking ring compare to atleticos?
>>76456104
>Lituania
fuck off with your fucking age limits, fifa, this shit is the only thing that can get us decent footballers
>>76456104
Who's the English player?
>>76456164
I imagine its coming in rather than going out since I find it hard to believe anybody bothered trafficking a Canadian
>tfw bet on england drawing against scotland
safe to say england wins today
>>76456164
max franco
http://www.marca.com/futbol/atletico/2017/06/09/593ae9e9468aeb69658b460b.html
>bring colleague home
>drive home
>mom takes car to do groceries
>get message that colleague left keys in car and that she needs them in 2 hours
>try to call mom
>mom refuses to pick up
welp no stream I guess..........
>>76456440
you could just say you're not in the mood
>>76456533
Thats a woman's excuse
I don't understand this game at all. No matter what I do I can't consistently win. I've even tried using United to throw money at the problem.
Is there a decent streamer who explains his actions?
>>76456631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w1QOn16hbo&t=7m15s
>>76456657
>not even a timestamp
>>76456657
>Its still funny
When will it stop?
Maybe 30 minutes till an hour stream before I go ham on my mom not picking up her fucking phone.
>>76456808
live /tungstenlands
>mitch harassing 50% of my viewers
>>76457248
mitch is a cunt confirmed
>>76457291
I unbanned you and unmodded him
>>76457311
that's good news
>>76457248
>>76457291
>>76457311
>>76457332
what do you expect i spend all my time getting bullied of course i'm gonna lash out
why are you still playing this game? havent you played enough?
>>76457462
that's because of what you do
i've been doing some bully-worthy stuff lately too anyway so i understand you
>>76457477
when is it enough?
>>76457477
>havent you played enough?
Not yet
>>76457477
It's not a >game lad
>>76457477
inevitable
>game
>AS St Etienne lad scores a brace over PSG to avenge our CL final loss 2 years ago.
Beautiful.
>>76457462
no no no, you get bullied because you lash out. just be nice for once in your life. stop being so selfish.
Quality stream of 60 days pressing continue and listening to Hold The Line.
>>76457714
alright man what do you want me to do to stop being so selfish
>>76458034
stream
Who can stop him?
tell me guys? Why does Jamie Oliver like the taste of olive oil?
I want to say something positive about Joe Hart but I feel like he will blunder if I do.
>one of my players actually scored a 50 yarder with the GK out of position
I think this is the first I've seen scored anywhere near the half way line, in thousands of hours of FM.
>>76456374
HART FOR GODS SAKE I WANT YOU TO DIE A PAINFUL DEATH
>>76461149
Gib thicc gf
>>76461305
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
KANE FUCK MY ASS
>that ball from Sterling
W E W
>>76461381
Did you just get off the boat from Somalia, lad?
That's not a thicc...
>>76458661
>1 strength
a light breeze
>day going fine
>met some qties at the beach
>made some new friends
>as I was returning Tram stopped not even halfway through and was "out of order"
>had to walk 20 minutes to get to the bus station
>bus had to take the long route throughout athens because there was some gay pride in Syntagma Square
>bus changes schedule
>take 2 extra hours to go home
I hate this country sometimes
>>76461876
>Leaving the house
>>76461430
how much did you make?
>>76461964
nothing as of now, but if tonight norway wins it's 126€ with 2€
>>76461876
>met some qties at the beach
day was fine anyway
live with special guest
>>76462004
n...norway isn't going to win vs czech republic mate
>>76462097
S H U T U P
i know they're not desu, but honestly i didn't even think scotland could draw with england
let me dream man
>>76461149
This is a cl final
>>76462028
who's the special guest?
>>76462387
her
>>76462429
i mean i'm watching the stream without listening, so i'm probably missing the important stuff
oh well
Guess the final score of the Germany game
whats the link for the stream lads. might as fucking well
>>76462950
mtsc2 on twitch
Man City and United are duking it out at the top of the prem in my save right now. I decided to have a look at their staff and they each have a single senior coach.
fuck MLS with a giant stick
>>76463241
rude
>>76463282
let internationals international you trumpcucks
and fuck our FA for these horrid shirts
>>76463241
>its a drunk Mozzy episode
>>76463308
nah, just mad about losing our only decent defender to idiotic mls scheduling (yet again)
>>76463320
you have one? who is he?
>>76463320
why are you not in the stream chat?
>come back to spuh after 2 year break
>/trb/ still shitting up the board
>>76463335
Vytautas Andriuškevičius
>>76463363
why even come back
>>76463348
toaster
>>76463389
this
give him back you 2nd rate hipsters
>arsenalfanTV in the FIFA 18 trailer
fucking lmao
>cant scout South America so instead the board have to fly in 90+ regens for trials
Bravo
One of these things is not like the other
>>76464107
Indio?
ter Stegen?
inb4 Werner, since Meyer's also in a retirement league
>>76464107
The Turk
my team after loans ended
>>76464148
More talking about the Toronto FC guy in the starting lineup
>>76464107
>Atakan Akkaynak
>Hrvoje Brajkovic
Nice German heritage there
>>76464263
But Meyer and Werner are both in Retirement leagues
>sandro wagner is an international goalscorer
>5 of my starting XI are loanees from River Plate
wew
Bang y/n?
>>76465192
>>76465192
He'll be good, but wouldn't if you don't really need a striker, you can find 2 better younger players for max 5m each
fuck international break
https://streamable.com/su79f
>>76465192
strong AF
he'll beat up anyone who gives you shit
>FB at championship level "doesn't think it's beneficial" to work on his passing attribute of 5
how about you suck on my dangle
>>76465253
>Your assistant manager reports that, despite spending considerable time trying to improve his game, Elyounoussi remains unable to Look for Pass rather than Shot
is the goalkeeper a magnet?
>Accidentally let 4 top players contracts get into final year
>all of them want massive pay rises because we are more successful than when they first signed
>no money left in the wage budget
what do?
It's not like I can even sell one because teams are putting offers in for like £3 million when a season ago I was getting offers on them for £25 million.
>pre season
>hammer Leverkusen 6-0
>start of the season
>3-1 Leicester
>0-0 Watford
>4-3 Middelsbrough
How do I play like it's preseason.
>>76465513
Give your opponents the Varga family tea.
>>76465453
Give them their money or let them go, pick the ones that are worth it.
>>76465619
yfw their director of football steps in front of your car late at night wearing a wolfs mask
stream is live
someone is getting a big gift bag from the away team
>tfw just missed on food regen club
>>76466552
how do i stop allowing crosses goals? mainly my fullbacks always get toasted and the guy in the box is always open how can i change this?
>passed the threshold today for being 'morbidly obese'
Anyone else here fat?
I am a NEET and all I do is sit around playing /trb/ and eating junk food so it doesn't surprise me but it does make me annoyed.
How do you exercise when you play?
I've been trying today, I've been /trb/ing on my laptop at a busstop outside my house and excersing by getting up when buses come to shake my head at them (so they don't stop for me).
>>76465404
that's one of SI's favourite things
>>76466640
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahaahahahhahaahahhhhahahahhah
>>76466640
expected an american flair mate
>>76466640
I am really overweight and just barely squeak into obese.
You're at least 10 bmi over me.
Jesus christ mate.
>>76466640
This was very easy for me as one of my best friends is a gym junkie. So as soon as I noticed that I had a belly I just went with him. Now at my lowest fat % in like 4 years and into normal BMI. I was never obese or something though.
Who do you guys think will win the promotion playoffs, lads?
protip: there is only one right answer.
>>76466640
topkek
>>76466899
T....Tenerife....
>>76466903
YES THAT'S RIGHT
>2028, first season in the championship
>general club infrastructure is still trash and probably worse than a lot of non-league clubs
>ragtag group of underpaid players at CH-L2 level
>somehow in league play-off contention
>and in the EFL cup final against chelsea
>notably beat man city 2-0 and tottenham 3-2(aggr) to get here
>get into the europa league if we win
this is all too much la
>>76466640
>Not an American
TYBG
Ez.
Going to be a challenge now though with Zouma, Martial, Coman and Mbappe likely to retire before the Euros.
>>76466918
you really want to absolutely JUST your schedule just to earn a bit of rep and 500k?
>>76466899
let's go Cadiz
>>76467081
It doesn't say but that was WC final.
>Win World Cup
>England still instantly reject me
>>76467093
you really do find the shit parts of everything and present them on a sarcastic platter
>>76467081
>Going to be a challenge now though with Zouma, Martial, Coman and Mbappe likely to retire before the Euros.
>team with full pick of French regens
>a challenge
u wot m8
>>76467109
because I've seen what a Championship schedule with EL added in looks like
>>76467093
>>76467110
Regens, particularly defenders and keepers, haven't been good for France. England, Argentina, Spain and Holland have all had much better luck with regens in all areas.
>>76467177
after yesterday's match I wouldn't praise their real keepers as well
>take over cordoba b completely randomly
>go out with gf even if i don't want to
>come back home
>can tribble till morning because NEET
is this the dream?
>>76467203
>managing a B team
then again, you're used to getting raped
>>76467093
Either outcome has its merits for me.
>we were the underdogs and you gave it your best effort
>looked to switch off
>looked to switch off
>looked to switch off
>looked switched off and confused
>looked to switch off
>looked to switch off
>>76467195
I've still got Lafont for now but my 2nd choice is a regen playing in Ukraine. England and Spain have a CL level keeper and Spain and Holland have 2 of the best regen keepers on my save.
>>76467225
getting raped by a woman is the new raping a woman
you're gonna like it either way
>tfw can't remember when i told that story because i was too high and drunk
oh whale
>>76467225
fuck morzi I dont even know if I like you or hate you anymore.
>>76467255
>raping a woman
>you're gonna like it
inb4 v&
>>76467269
it was an objective thing, nobody here ever raped a woman i think, but if someone rapes a woman (or viceversa) it's because they like it
i think, idk desu
>>76467297
if you feel so strongly about the event that you call it rape, you didn't like it
>>76467297
I think your brain is too young for the amount of weed you're giving it.
>>76467328
this desu
>>76467297
Jesus guys, I only drop in here from time to time now but wtf is wrong with this guy?
>>76467317
we'll have a call about this morzi and we'll explain everything okay?
>>76467328
also this
i'm gonna give up on life in about a year
>>76467340
i'm just high, idk what i'm saying
>>76467356
>we
>>76467297
im pretty sure that the rapee isn't gonna like it otherwise it wouldn't be rape
>>76467356
>a call
That what the kids are calling it now
>>76467364
meant
>i
>>76467366
i meant the raper rapes because he likes it
idk guys i'm just too high for this
>>76467385
>raper
>>76467401
why do u do dis
isnt that the word
>>76467415
rapist
>>76467437
o shit
sorry for shit english
i'm still learning
>tfw considering learning italian because I kinda want to move there after school
>Daniel makes me not want to do it
Dont do drugs kids
>>76467469
not everyone is like me in italy
it's much worse
>>76467472
this
>>76467472
exactly my point
>>76467504
sure you've never done drugs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76470273
that's quite unfortunate
>>76470273
he was your best player right?
>>76471340
no that's the new ecuadorian madman rojas
>>76471037
it really is
>>76471670
>also injured
rip
>>76471727
yeah had quite a few injuries in the last 2 days
also upload your vods you cunt i was watching shit tv with dayz
>>76471759
i cant upload the ones that happened already i think, and the one today didnt upload cause i switched the option on halfway through
>>76471780
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
stream for me now then
>>76471793
ok ive not nothing better do
whom up
>>76467472
Why not
>>76475167
because it turns your brain into mashed potatoes
>>76475235
what do you think has a higher approval rating, the contents of your brain as it sits or mashed potatoes
>>76475240
well i do quite like mashed potatoes
>>76475253
there you go. dig in
>>76421421
In case this is helpful to anyone I managed to fix this by going to training>team and increasing the match training bar under the scheduling heading.
Just a couple of hours until the U20 World Cup comes home
Has anyone got that 30 games without conceding achievement and how did you do it? It doesn't seem possible, but I can't even get close to an invincible season.
>>76476266
Nearly every game with achievements has that one that is nearly impossible to get without insane luck or cheating and this is that one.
Even with a ridiculously good team of world beaters in every position its still ridiculously to get to even 10.
But in fairness that is true irl too. How many teams do you know that have gone 10 matches without conceding let alone 30?
Welp, looks like this is going to be a very long season.........
>>76476280
Yeah, I was just curious. I don't play other games anymore so don't follow that kind of thing.
>>76476341
Relegation isn't so bad
That's what I tell myslef at least
>>76476341
got promoted too soon
>>76476456
>implying im going to relegate
THE COMEBACK IS NOW!
with a new meme formation
>>76476500
>no defence on the right wing to let the left wingers through unopposed
how Swedish of you
>>76476500
That formation didn't work for me
>>76476524
Mate it's going to be ok
How to make my defenders not make stupid mistakes in a match which we are dominating but lose due to the captain shitting the bed?
Asking for a friend
>>76476573
A pistol.
>pirate FM17
>no classic mode
what the fuck? what's wrong with miles?
COMING HOME ITS COMING FOOTBALLS COMING HOME
where is it??
career takes me to normal mode???
>videosuela
>>76477374
Woodman to replace Hart within 24 months desu
>>76477512
more like dedman
>England win WC
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S COMING HOME
Home status: Its coming
lads help me out. Just managed to get promoted with Sheffield United. Now i need to sign a decent right winger. Anyone, lads?
is this guy all right? i am ready to commit my life to him if this is good
>>76478613
Cristiano Ronaldo
>>76478634
>aerial ability 8
>communication 8
>anticipation 8
wil get fucked over by crosses
>>76478661
Thank you
talk about a mickey mouse league
>>76478743
https://youtu.be/_64ZoqL0AKA
>>76478743
https://youtu.be/3ZhynZSnrdU
>>76479159
>>76479226
what am i looking at, rusbro?
>>76479274
A few fine examples of untranslatable folklore.
>>76478661
fuck off morzi that's a ridiculous suggestion
>>76478613
messi
>>76479359
eastern europe is still best europe
>>76479159
>>76479226
explain
am i stupid or do DLPd's never get decent ratings?
>>76479907
>am i stupid
>>76479907
Maybe if you would stream that DLP we could actually help you judge.
>front three have a combined Finishing attribute of 56
>bottle 9/10 1 on 1's
I just want to score sexy goals and not three yard tap ins, lads
>>76480089
>focusing on finishing
>disregarding technique, composure, decisions, anticipation
>>76480045
ok live in a sec
>leading 2-0
>halftime
>don't get complacent
>everyone gets motivated
>they equalize in 2 minutes
>>76479862
I fear that I lack the eloquency for that purpose. Just enjoy the tunes, Stelios.
>>76480148
>don't get complacent
>everyone gets motivated
that's when you know you're fucked
>>76480113
Well they're all great too, so... sod off.
But what does technique actually determine? Is it just low = donkey.
>be able to post yesterday no problem
>today IP range banned
What the fuck. Same shit happened like 8months ago when I lived in a different apartment. Posted fine and suddenly IP range ban.
This is literally the only thread i post in
>>76480383
if it's low, it fucks over the other technical attributes
>Well they're all great too
well then it's your tactics
>>76480407
why are you not watching mitch and daisy?
>>76480449
cramming
>>76480463
cramming on 4chan
>>76480235
Robertas, can you tell me which Lithuanian club is most based? I'm planning to start a save there.
>>76480505
Zalgiris for easy mode
>>76480505
>implying I give a shit about the horribly inaccurate user dbs and can provide any useful info about Lithuanian FM saves
>>76480516
this
is the latest FM worth buying or should i just stick with FM08?
>>76480537
I was hoping to hear about fans and karma and such.
>>76480582
just play Championship Manager 01/02
REMINDER THAT THE COMEBACK IS ON
FROM 10 POINTS BEHIND TO 4 IN 2 MATCHES
>>76480537
d...do you want me to make a accurate lithuanian database?
>>76466640
>I've been trying today, I've been /trb/ing on my laptop at a busstop outside my house and excersing by getting up when buses come to shake my head at them (so they don't stop for me).
What are the benefits of your under 20's winning the league? do they qualify for the youth league or smth?
>>76480505
Zalgiris BC:
1) Football department of Zalgiris, past european champion
2) Cool logo and kits
3) actually got relegated IRL so should be a challenge
kek
back in our hands
What do you lads think about this cute lil aussie?
>>76483447
Isn't that pretty much what happened in Euro 2016?
SK's entire tournament tree on route to the final contains no one difficult
>>76462329
>Backpedaling at the halfway line
Last match, all or nothing again...
My feeling is negative. we shouldn't really be here.
>
playoffs it is
group of 3 teams, 1st get promoted
Hi guys I am new to this, just got fm 16, what team should I choose for a beginner?
>>76488959
Real Madrid
>>76488959
Real Madrid
>>76488959
Real Madrid
>>76488959
Real Madrid
>>76488959
Real Madrid
Isn't Real Madrid too easy though?
I want some middle-level challenge.
>>76489254
you're right
I think this is their way of saying "you should choose for yourself"
a midtable team in germany or france's top flight would be my recommendation. just check their club information page before to make sure they're not financially crippled, that's a pain in the ass to deal with
>>76489254
Fc Oss
>>76488959
Chelmsford
>>76489254
AC Milan
>>76489254
Europa FC
Good choice?
>>76489648
sure
This shit is confusing
>>76489254
Real Madrid
We were 17th in the season preview, so I guess we are overachieving.. But fuck would it suck if we missed the playoffs
>>76489766
>confused by your own stats
You should have picked Real Madrid
Slow and steady, boys
>>76489983
how the hell do you play fm without logos
i'd lose my mind
we didn't make it guys
What a bunch of literally whos
>Spain
>>76490204
>pain
>>76490085
Me too. Too late though. Started the save the day the game came out and didn't bother loading a logo pack.
Finally back home.
Finally time for FM.
FUCK REAL LIFE
What do you do first at your new club, set the tactic first or the training?
>Canada hosting two consecutive WCs
what le fugg
>>76490337
Staff first. Tactics second. Training third.
Go to the responsibilities section of the staff section and make your assman handle press conferences.
>>76490335
agreed
>>76490537
>shoes on
>get to premier league
>literally drowning in cash
Fuck. My balance quadrupled.
>current ability: is very well-suited for barclays premier league football
>potential ability: potential to be a barclays premier league left-back in the future
what did they mean by this?
>>76491034
the rating system in the coach report is a bit odd sometimes
Meme tactics
>>76491121
baka
>>76491063
where is that stream my dude?
>>76491034
they meant
>Dear Player,
>despite numerous attempts over many years, we have been unable to develop a report system that assesses a player's likely overall effectiveness.
>The AI is as clueless as your coaches, but if you want to increase your chances of doing well, you need to learn to ignore everything all of them say about your players.
>Please find enclosed particularly opaque language describing a player's worth to the team which will hopefully demonstrate our incompetence and encourage you to find your own way.
>Please keep sending money,
>SI Games
>>76491121
>Au
Truely the biggest meme
>>76491188
Probably be on in about 20-30 minutes
>>76491121
>CM(AU)
Do people still update Eastside Hockey Manager?
wew lad
>>76488959
sc bastia
>>76490259
You can add logos at any time m8
>>76491330
nvm already figured out
>>76491500
ok im live my man
I just sent this man on loan for $35k a month. That means every month we will make back 18 years worth of his salary. By the end of the loan it will be 223 years worth of salary.
>>76491708
I think you're a patsy in a money laundering operation, Anon. Be careful.
Hemel Stronk
>>76492123
forgot the FUCKING PIC
>>76492142
fulham.jpg
>>76492206
at least they won the euro cup
whats the best scouting method? is it picking certain countries? is it regions? I just want deep, thorough scouting.
Where do I get an updates database with all promotions for next season?
>>76492353
you buy fm2018
>>76489648
Why FM16 though? Even 17 is better
K I L L M E
Absolute shite. This is supposed to be my last fucking season with this fucking club. I spunked 50 mil on a forward to get myself a CL and my fucking idiot fullback decides to give away a goal and seppuku himself 5 minutes later.
fuck
>>76492273
doing it yourself 2bh. look at big clubs, look at good youth national teams, and request reports on players who look promising.
having roaming scouts working in the most important regions is useful in that they build up knowledge and give you a rough idea of which players are good or not when you start the above method, but 90% of the good players I find would have slipped through the cracks if I'd relied on scouts
>>76492273
ctrl+a
right click
scout
>Leave Fear The Walking Dead on in the background while playing FM for some background noise.
>It turns into a Mexican telenovela with half of the dialogue in Spanish.
>>76493462
Well done, you're the final person on planet Earth to realise TWD is a pile of shite. We can now ascend to the planet Serpo and take our place amongst the stars.
>>76493490
I realised that after a few seconds, but the amount of Spanish whining is a joke.
Am I being memed on?
>>76494124
medium memage
take a look at the post-match analysis, see where you're giving the ball away. possession isn't everything but 44% at home against a team that's not any better than you isn't gr8
The dream is dead brehs
>>76495302
Are you implying that there's a single team there that the dream wouldn't be dead with
>>76492586
fm18 comes out in half a year or so, what if I want to play through the current transfer period?
>>76495477
you go into the editor and make the changes yourself
>>76495426
I could probably go out in a more dignified way against Nott Forest
I played against Brentford and Burnley, both in the PM to get to the quarters
>>76495525
So you're saying that there isn't an autist somewhere who has already done this?
I don't believe you senpai.
>>76495571
i dunno
im just saying you can be a big boy and do the shit you want yourself
>>76495571
Google it son. Will take less than the time between when you can post again
>>76495607
>>76495650
Why are Americans so fucking rude? You're probably at least 1/4th German so show some respect.
>>76495796
show some respect to a guy who cant use google to find what he wants or use the editor to make what he wants?
nah fuck off mate, you're retarded
>>76495571
Quite sure there is one or several databases that are updated daily, if not several times a day, if you google it. Sortitout.si seems to have been updated 38 mins ago if I am not mistaken.
>>76495796
u wish white boi
>https://sortitoutsi.net/football-manager-data-update
>>76496012
Thanks lad, these Yankee fucks were probably brought up in a barn somewhere in bumfuck nowhere, civilization hasn't reached the New World yet.
>>76496046
I take nothing from you, in fact you can kiss my European ass.
>>76496268
The only things I download are facepacks and logos so I can mastrubate to female physios and German club logos, so I can't vouch for the quality of any of the data updates.
>>76496370
Who's your favourite?
>>76496268
SEETHING
>>76496583
I keep Eva Carneiro, Aileen Anderson, Yvonne Moore, Rachel Skeffington, Melanie Stewart and Charlotte Wigmore on my shortlist. Unless you mean logos like Fallersleben, Stuttgart, Münster, Dresden, Leverkusen, etc. But the Lion/Eagle-thing is a bit overused, I guess.
>>76497595
>Eva Carneiro
Nah
>Aileen Anderson
Classy
>Yvonne Moore
On a good day
>Rachel Skeffington
Very nice
>Melanie Stewart
Cute
>Charlotte Wigmore
Nah
>Fallersleben
Absolutely nice
>Stuttgart
Based
>Münster
The Classic
>Dresden
Alright
>Leverkusen
Eww
Good taste overall.
>>76498132
Can you think of any teams below 3. Bundesliga in a big city or with good youth and training facilities or perhaps a big stadium that could be available in an extended database?
I don't know the values in FM, I can just talk about my subjective opinion of various clubs:
Various regional Regionalligas:
Strong with potential:
>Saarbrücken
>Unterhaching
>Carl Zeiss Jena
>Mannheim
>Lübeck
Rich history and good fanbase:
>Stuttgarter Kickers
>FC Energie Cottbus
>Alemannia Aachen
>BFC Dynamo
Based fucking name and logo:
>VfR Wormatia Worms
>>76498694
>>76499317
PS: Also FSV Frankfurt was relegated from the 3rd this season and they fit into the second category here, if you're playing with an updated database.
There's also a very special case: 1860 München. Would take too long to get into this, but they're going to start in the 4th or 5th league next season coming directly from the 2. Bundesliga due to their complete structural and financial collapse and are probably by far the most interesting club which would fit your criteria. Read up on them if you're interested.
>>76499607
I'll have a look at 1860 München in FM 18, but perhaps look closer at BFC Dynamo or Stuttgarter Kickers for now after I finish my current save.
I quickly decided against Lübeck after looking at their stadium name "PokerStars.de – Stadion an der Lohmühle".
>>76499778
You could go even deeper with something like SSV Reutlingen for example, but at this point you're pretty divorced from actual reality, because the data besides hard facts like stadion capacity is no longer reliable.
Perhaps a Jena save as Hegel.
How would he play the game?
>>76500547
https://tillotson.co.nz/football-philosophy-from-an-hegelian-perspective/
>>76500988
I can imagine the confused faces of footballers listening to pre-match team talks about dialectics.
>>76500988
>co.nz
>bunch of pages about random nz football teams
that's an interesting site