The Sultan of Salami

The Sultani

The Marquess of Meatballs

The prince of pastrami

the baron of bresaola

The Pharaoh of Fettuccine

the centre forward of juventus

The King of Kebabs

The Insurgent of Indomie.

The archduke of anchovy

the viscount of vitello tonnato

The Count of Cookies

The Despot of Pastirma

The Baron of Bologna

The Sheikh of Semolina

The Lord of Lasagna

The king of cannolis

The Tzar of Tortellini

*has $20 mn in bank acc*

The viceroy of veal parmigiana

The prime minister of penne

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>argentinian pizza

no wonder he became a fat fuck once he moved to italy

>>76410111
Not one of those looks appealing

>>76410111
Argentine pizza is objectively better than the Italian one, anyone who has tried both would agree

>>76410111
JUST

The archduke of Gnocchi

>>76410151
Tried both. Doesn't even come close to the Italian ones.

>>76409737
The Czar of Carbonara

The Eclair Elitist

The Ambassador of Apple pie

the maradona of memes

The pope of panettone

The excalibur of empanadas

The Monarch of Mozzarella

The Argentinian centre forward Gonzalo Higuaín

The God-Emperor of Goulash

>>76410464
I think you're mistaken

That's the Paragon of Pepperoni

The Choker of Ciorba

The Chocolatti Choker

>>76410247
Even american pizza is better than italian, italians are lazy niggers who dont even try to make good pizzas, trust he I went to several resraurants in italy and not one better than pizza hut

>>76410464
He's French m8

>>76410684
>this fucking pleb

>>76410111
gross

The Don of Doughnut

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>>76410111

>>76410684
>Even american pizza is better than italian

>>76410111

>stealing /int/ pics

>>76410684
the worst pizza of my life was a pizza hut's one fyi lmao

the raider of cannelloni

The Cabbalist of Calzone

The pope of pizza

the rabi of ravioli

The tyrant of tiramisù

The OurGuy of /sp/

The Mufti of Bocconcino

>>76411977
Pizza is just a social food here, it's like beer. Nobody eats pizza to have a culinary experience, they do it to have fun. Being pretentious about the quality of your pizza is so retarded

1. Argentine pizza
2. Italian pizza
3. American pizza

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>>76412422
>Nobody eats pizza to have a culinary experience, they do it to have fun

>>76409737
The Voivode of Tagliatelle

>>76412454
PIZZA POWER RANKINGS

1.Great value rising crust frozen pizza

(POWER GAP)

9999999999.The rest

>>76412422
he's right tho, pizza hut is fucking horrid, they even started serving burgers and pasta here because your average kebab place could make a better pizza

>>76412454
new york pizza is the best from my experience

>>76412486
>>76412422
kek

the mayor of fatsville

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The Arbitrator of Arby's

The emperor of empanadas

The delphin of gianduiotti

doge of donuts

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hmmmmm?

The >torres of toblerone

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>>76410684

>>76412978
it was much more tastier before that lardy touched it.

>>76410684
wew

The fuhrer of Fugazzeta

he's, dare i say, /noteventhatfat/

>>76419397
for a normal guy, not really

for an elite outfield soccer player, yes

>>76409737
>>76409748
>>76409773
>>76409823
>>76409840
>>76409841
>>76409853
>>76409855
>>76409859
>>76409895
>>76409956
>>76409974
>>76410013
>>76410022
etc, etc
my fucking sides, I'm laughing and I don't know what about, anyone care to give me so background?

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>>76410111
What the fuck?

W H A T T H E A C T U A L F U C K ?

>That monstrosity with sunny side up eggs

Did we luck out and get the god tier Italian immigrants? Or were Argienegros especially unfortunate and received supremely shit tier Italians?

>>76410151
sorry but italians are better
(exept for the palmito one)

>>76419586
The Archbishop of Cadbury has gained a visible amount on tummy fat in his first year at Juventus. It had already started late last season at Napoli, but it's gotten worse this year for the Tyrant of Tiramisu.

The Baron of Burgers

>>76410247
>>76410133
>>76410162
>>76410730
>>76419714
>>76410111
Our pizzas are actually better, fucking plebs gtfp

The D'Artagnan of the Moulinyan

>>76420121
To be fair, i've never tried them (The only thing ive encountered in the way of Argie cuisine was to visit an Argie stakehouse) but i'll have to try your """"""pizzas""""""" when i visit Patagonia this December.

Give me 6 months and i'll have a fair and informed opinion.

>>76420180
>pataginia
aka le i wanna be porteño city

>>76420180
>patagonia

You won't find anything there, come to Buenos Aires City and visit a Pizza Libre (eat as much as you can)
Or just call delivery

>>76419788
>plamito

please die

The count of canzone

>>76420291
>>76420330
I know, i'm just going there for MUH LANDSCAPE VIEWING. But i will definitely make a week long stay in Buenos Aires and see to this Argie pizza nonsense.

>>76419909
oh gawd... I thought it was something related to his ability to fail almost-made-goals... Maybe Juventus wants to sell him by the pound

The King of onion rings

The fat fucking faggot

The Khan of Creme brulee

The tsar of Starbucks

The Burnei of Burgers

>>76420605
Which flag is this?

t. asking for a friend who's not a mobile poster

Gonzalo "Huey Lewis And The Stews" Piguain
Gonzalo "See That Pork? Grab The Fork" Piguain
Gonzalo "I Ain't Afraid Of No Roast" Piguain
Gonzalo "Gotta Eat Them All" Piguain
Gonzalo "Iron Chef: World Cup" Piguain
Gonzalo "Tortellini Terrorist" Piguain
Gonzalo "Going Ham" Piguain
Gonzalo "Muesli Mutilator" Piguain
Gonzalo "The Man With The Plan (to eat)" Piguain

>>76425713

Aruba

>>76425871
laughed so hard desu

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>>76410111
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

>>76416437
AMERWWRHrriiCAAUHHNns

>>76410684
t. lard

>>76410111


Dude. Those are not the best argentinean pizzas. Google guerrin

>>76425871
Gonzalo "Diet Coke Is A Joke" Piguain
Gonzalo "Eat, Eat, Eat, Rinse, Repeat" Piguain
Gonzalo "Always Bigger Than My Club" Piguain
Gonzalo "My Real Slim Was Shady" Piguain
Gonzalo "Ailton Is My Spirit Animal" Piguain
Gonzalo "I'm Eating Gilbert Grape" Piguain
Gonzalo "West Ham Sounds Like A Meal To Me" Piguain
Gonzalo "Does Messi Know Heimlich Maneuver?" Piguain
Gonzalo "I'm putting 'Big' in 'Biglia'" Piguain

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>>76425871
>>76427490
KEK
E
K

>>76425871
>Gonzalo "Tortellini Terrorist" Piguain
>Gonzalo "Going Ham" Piguain
>Gonzalo "Muesli Mutilator" Piguain
>Gonzalo "The Man With The Plan (to eat)" Piguain
top kek

>>76409737
The Raj of Risotto

>>76425677
this is a good one

The Khan of Crostini

the staff officer of sauerkraut

>>76425871
plan man
https://youtu.be/KgiWlUeZ4lc?t=92

>>76410111

LMFAO WHAT IS THIS

I WILL SLAP THE NEVER ARGIE I SEE FOR THIS MONSTROSITY

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>>76409737

The consul of cake

Gonzalo "i score against Crotone then i eat torrone" Higuain

>>76409737
the gourmet of genoa

The cruncher of Crotone
The swallower of Sampdoria
The eater of Empoli
The gobbler of Genoa
The sipper of Sassuolo
The biter of Bologna
The consumer of Cagliari

stop bullying gonzalo please...