>Day 18 since Uli's statement to sign a Granate >still

hello

Hmm. Could have said bundes somewhere in the OP

Do you want to be auto-saged, Denmark?

Bayern is literally the worst club in the world

>Directly supports literal ISIS (great relationships with qatar and other terrorist nations)
>CEO is a clock thief
>Uli just a casual thief
>Insurance fraud
>Deisler
>Defending child rapists and muslims
>Kaiser is a corrupt clown
>Ruining the Bundes

Nobody can be mad about Red Bull at this point

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waiting for that Granate

>>76407285
Doesn't autosage it anymore I think. Some of the previous non-/bundes/ threads still had the word "bundes" in the OP text and didn't get autosaged. I specifically noticed this since it was important to know for the future.

*bescheißes everyone itt*
hehe

>>76407306
Bayern:
Authentic, real club, with all the positives and negatives that brings. Run by real, complicated human beings.

Dortmund:
100% fake corporation, manufactured by ad men with "smart glasses". Inauthentic, desperate slogans about emotions and intensity that read like they were conceived by robots.

is this /bundes/?

>>76406718
Who or what is Granate?

>>76407326
Hmmmmmm


>>76407330
Yes, hehehe

>>76407349
T H I S


>>76407387
Maybe

>>76407440
Brazilian top talent

>>76407440
What the swedebro said...

>>76407349
>Authentic, real club, with all the positives and negatives that brings. Run by real, complicated human beings.
are you a lawyer of some sort? cause that's some premium tier bullshit right there
nice damage control

>>76407440
You should know:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden

>>76407607
Yeah

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Why would a club account use the word "BREAKING" like this? Seems super weird to me.

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>>76407945
Message from Gnabry

>>76407945
pls let this be the Granate

Lukas Hinterseer has signed a two-year deal with Bochum.

>>76408005
the singer?

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>>76408010
No, his son

>>76408010
Hansi is his father

>>76407349

>Run by real, complicated human beings.
>owned by Adidas, Audi, Telekom...

Yeah, a real "man's club".

In other news

>Bayern willing to sell Sanches and Costa

>>76408035
the funny thing is that Würstchen Uli actually thinks someone would pay serious amounts of money for these shitters.

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>Wie die „Bild“-Zeitung am Donnerstag meldet, hat der FC Schalke 04 offenbar Erzgebirge Aue-Trainer Domenico Tedesco (Foto) als möglichen Nachfolger für Markus Weinzierl im Visier.

>>76408121
and here we go again

>>76408121
Ahahahaha

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>>76407945
someone more skillfull than me should give gnabry the bogpill.

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Okay we need to discuss it now.

How did Kemme score so many goals? I thought she played at left back

>>76408121

Schalke really is going to get relegated arent they?

>>76408121
a gift that keeps on giving

>>76408169
Stop posting this

If you must post about Tabbi at least do it with a picture of her

What kind of name is Hasret?

>>76408203

Its Bavarian.

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>>76408187
I never posted this before.

fuck off tom

Ur mom is bavarian

>„Vielleicht wird es etwas geben, was es beim FC Bayern bisher noch nicht gegeben hat“, sagte Bayern-Präsident Uli Hoeneß zuletzt im „ZDF-Sportstudio“. Diese Aussage passt sowohl auf mögliche Rekord-Zugänge als auch auf Abgänge von namhaften Spielern, um sich Stars wie Arsenals Alexis Sánchez (28) zu leisten. Fakt ist: Die Bayern wollen weiterhin in Europas Elite mitmischen, in Sachen Transferausgaben spielen sie bislang aber nur im Mittelfeld.
I don't know where this is heading desu.

>>76408288

He keeps digging that hole deeper and deeper.

If they want Sanchez, they will have to pay 22million Euro and higher in wages, which means they would break the previously so carefully limited "Gehaltsgefüge". That would suddenly cause players like Boateng and Müller to demand higher wages aswell.

Bayern is currently in deep shit. If they dont invest in GRANATEN, they stand no chance in the CL in the next 5 years, if they do decide to go "all in", they have to deliver, or they will decimate their "Festgeldkonto".

>>76407945
G R A N A T E
R
A
N
A
T
E

>>76408236
>not posting kemme
>get ordered to post kemme
>posting kemme
>get called tom

I already told you I'm not tom. tom is the other guy.

>>76408330
They already want to get rid of Boateng (and probably Müller too) though.

Best thing is that there are still retards who think people stay at buyern for anything else than a shit amount of monnies.

I like the GRANATE posting, Bayern really delivering some top class memes these past months

>>76408370

>muh Bayerngen

Driving Audis and drinking shitty wheat beer are the real reason.

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>>76408288
>>76408330
>In need of a new winger and CM, because the regular starters are old as fuck or went into retirement after this season
>Sell your youngest CM prospect and a winger that is in the best footballer age to make way for the "Granaten-Transfer"
>It's probably Sanchez, who is already 28 and can probably play only 3-4 more years at the highest level
>mfw

>ignore youth players because we're the mighty Buyern we just buy good players
>actually don't because other top clubs and even EPL meme clubs have more money
>can't buy any good bundes players for cheap anymore because the league is a joke
>the result is that Robben and Ribery are starters in 2017
>promise the fanbase a Granate
>the market is total crap because most good players are already at clubs with higher wages
lamo

>>76408600

You forgot to add:

>not an option to buy the best Dortmund players due to exit clause, or expiring contracts anymore
>forced Robben/Ribery to always play with little to no rotation, making players like Coman and Costa get tired of benchwarming

"Lamo" indeed

>>76408486

One has objectively to admit that Buyern and >Schalke deliver the best memes when they choke.

will Sergei Gnrabrov be the grenade?

>>76408121
Tedesco is unironically great though, hope he stays.
>t. Jann-Ronnie

Remember when Aki Watzke said "Auf einmal war ich der seelenlose Technokrat. Ich!"

what does

> BESCHISSENWORDEN

mean

>>76409012
Yes. What a self obsessed he cunt that guy is.

>>76406718
Amigos! redpill me on Redbull Lípsia

>>76409033
were crapped on (meaning: were tricked)

example: We were crapped on. Literally!

>>76409074
they are /our guys/, please watch their games

>>76409012
bad try of damage control Denmark

>>76409074
buy yourself a shirt and support them, you will be the #1 hipster in Portugal

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>>76409161

>>76409012

I wish Watzke was more like Uli. Now thats a man's man.

based baitmark absolutely destroying this australian shareholder

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>>76409221

>SergeGnabry zieht eine Ausstiegsklausel und wird den SV #Werder zum Monatsende verlassen

Hoffenheim getting ready for the CL it appears.

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>>76409012
>>76409221

lel Dortmund may have beaten Buyern in the cup but thay just can't keep ip with them whnen it comes to memes. BESCHISSENWORDEN and GRANATE is much funnier tobbihannes

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>>76409221

>Chelsea interested in Boateng

>>76409403
Didn't he say English Football didn't suit him?

>>76409429

Bayern probably wants to make room for the GRANATE.

>>76409221
Dick move by Tuchel.

>>76408169
blinded everyone with her cuteness

>>76409490
There is a dick in my pants if you can catch my drift ;)

fuck off tom

>Neuer Tag, neues Gerücht: Der kicker schreibt in seiner aktuellen Ausgabe, dass die Bayern-Bosse für Alexis Sanchez über Dinge nachdenken, die man vorher nie für möglich gehalten hätte. So sollen sich die Verantwortlichen an der Säbener Straße im Fall Alexis Sanchez sogar vorstellen können, dem Chilenen ein Wahnsinnsgehalt von 25 Millionen Euro zu zahlen - pro Jahr wohlgemerkt.

Granate incoming?

>>76409312
Buyern memes will really take off once their Granaten turn out to be Rudy, Süle, Gortetzka and Gnabry

>>76409528
but Sanchez is not even THAT good.

>>76409470
Wait what a leaf defender? Shouldn't they be signing up replacements for Robben and ribery?

>>76409528

Where were you when Bayern was kill?

cofveve: the club

is ancelotti doomed?

Boateng to Chelsea with Andreas Christensen going the other way.
Great deal for all involved.

>>76409626
BESCHISSENWORDEN: the country

>>76409553
if this will be true, I will create a shitty Granate photoshop

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>>76409637

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>>76409637
Fluchtlinghaus : the nation

ahh found the secret bundes

>>76409966
congratulations

Confused my dates and was looking forward to some mountains in Dauphiné, but now I see today is relatively flat and the climbs only start tomorrow!

Great afternoon, evening and night of television though.

>Diego Costa boom: "I'll leave Chelsea for sure. Conte sent me a message: he doesn't want me more. I don't know why". #CFC
GRANATE

>>76410127
so now theres two costas?

>>76410127
he also said he will only leave for Atletico

>buyern

>>76409694
notice how all these clubs are based in shitholes

2 Costas > 2 Sanches/z

>>76410210
lel

>>76410203
VON ATLETICO BESCHISSEN WORDEN

Uhmm sorry, bit we don't axtually want Sanchez or Diego Costa.
It's important to keep a certain balance in the squad and not create a big Spanish-speaking clique.
Uli and Kalle are staying cool in the face of massive media pressure to sign so-called big stars, which is not what Bayern is about.

>>76410210
t. kanacken shareholder

If the cucks running Bayern pay Sanchez that much they're going to regret it immensely.

>>76410215
time to get kevin-prince so we also have 2 boatengs

>>76408121
lol totally!

>>76410246
Bayern is "about" cash, like every other club in the world. If the calculation says that buying sanchez and paying him 25m a year will generate more income than it costs, they will buy him, it's as simple as that

>>76410237
wie

sie sind kaufen eine mittelmassig eplel striker fur €23m

>this Austrian won't stop obsessing over a club he violently hates

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>>76410256
Bls no.

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would you reather be described as boese or schlecht?


also
>come to bundes and redditmark still hasn't killed himself

fuck off, you fat fuck

>>76410339
i think its entertaining

not fat

>>76410405
are you that one illiterate dude who does not know how to reply to people?

or is this some new uber meme that i unaware of

how new r u?

>new meme

Nürnberg have signed Sebastian Kerk from Freiburg.

>indians
ugh

>kikemans
ugh

ugh

Dont want Sanchez, rather keep Costa and Sanches. Written in the stars that they buy Sanchez though. They always buy someone from a team they played in the champions league. For the last 4-5 years.

Ugh

just wanted to remind you that i am not this >>76410477 >>76410507 pajeet, bls don't be mean to me big strong foreigners

lets go boys

>>76410672
I am not either of these pajeets. I'm just bored cos power cut

>>76410766
where are you from my man

>>76410773
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>76410773
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

wait a minute, i am not european

>2017
>directly replying to people

wir sind BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>76410773
BESCHISSEN WORDEN!

>>76410776
Odisha Bhai and u?

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>>76410921
What a sad excuse for a rye bread

>>76410949
your neighbor state to the west

>>76410339
it used to be the austrian buyern customer that wouldn't stop hating on Dortmund (don't mean razor, the actual austrian) a few years ago. feels like bizarro bundes.

>>76411029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zx6j4vI8lE

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>>76411025
A bit too close for my comfort (sambalpur) lol! Hope ur enjoying the heat!
Ps: Bls gib mahanadi water bak

>>76411029
yeah, I remember that
always thought pretty much all Austrians that follow German football are Buyern supporters

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For me, it's Inga Ortmann

>>76411101
i literally live 20 minutes from the odisha border

also, technically i am one of you

but my family moved here in the fifties so my family speaks hindi now

>>76411025
>>76411101
Post a picture of your habitats

>>76411176
Cool! Didn't think I'd find another one from this part of the country!

>>76411178
post a picture of your feet first

hallo und guten morgen!

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>>76411178
Just came back from a "date" with ur sister . she's finally happy she doesn't need to be miserable with yet another of u depressed Fucks.Life is good senpai!

are we welcome in bundes now that bosz is taking over your league

>>76411248
No

>>76411259
Good to hear

>>76411267
No

>>76411268
Yes

maybe if you start shilling the Echte Liebe™ slogan

Also, you may want to vist https://shop.bvb.de

>>76411299
>t. Buyern customer from Kiel since 2013

>tfw the illegal Polish Eurosport on my cable package has constant based Bundes programs

Objectively speaking right now, your league's entertaining as fuck to watch. Would rank it second behind the English. Am I allowed to peacefully lurk here lads? ;_;

Don't listen to the shareholder. Go here be part of Mia San Mia worldwide https://fcbayern.com/shop/en/

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>>76411178
my real habitat is just a concrete jungle in the middle of nowhere so enjoy this photograph of a national park really close to me

>>76411360
A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE

>>76411370
IN ALL ITS FUCKING GLORY

>>76411367
Okay. Thank you, that looks very beautiful.

>>76411367
Name Kya hai is jagah ka?

>>76411224
i do visit your, or should i say, our state quite often. sometimes just for the rasogollas and macchi bhat

i also get bullied by my relatives there because i don't speak odia very well ;-;

Name 1 (one) good transfer Bayern has done in recent years, exlcuding Dortmund players and forced signings by Pep Fraudiola.

>>76411398
Tirathgarh Falls, Kanger Valley National Park

>Name 1 (one) good transfer Bayern has done in recent years, exlcuding all their good transfers

>>76411412
Julian Weigl

>>76411412
>name one good transfer
>but not these good transfers

Kimmich,Vidal,Javi Martinez

>>76411398
>>76411430
ah die neue deutsche leute sind ant integrieren. SHON!

>>76411178
>Post a picture of your habitats
I'm glad I could preserve this precious saying from the original shitposter

>>76411461
those are okay transfers but not good. Dembele for 12m was a good transfer.

Delaney to Bremen for 2mil€ was a good transfer.

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>>76411406
Same here, only In my case I speak odia a bit too well but barely converse In my native language. No village grills want anything to do with me after the initial "town boy" charm wears off

>>76411533
odia isn't your native language?

also don't worry about grills, if you have money you can basically get any girl you like

>>76411461
Why not? Only fair. Thiago (oder nix) was brought by Pep and you don't have to pay scouts to steal the best player from Dortmund each year. What follows is pretty poor.

>>76408645
Why would anyone buy dortmund players at this point?

They arent even the second best team in the bundes

>kimmich played for leipzig before going to buyern

wew

i hope mateschitz tells them to fuck off when they try to buy all of leipzig's players

Hello is this /beschissenworden/ ?

>>76411566
No. I'm from further eastern side close to jharkhand border. Thanks bhai

>>76411628
>baiting about this now
Just wait until Timo Werner turns out to be Uli's FC Deutschland Granate

>>76408982
this
all these plebs itt

>>76410773
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>76408600
Robben is still worldclass

>>76411724
I would be actually mad if Buyern ruin the only good young German striker just to stroke Uli's ego.

wat if gnabry ist granate

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>Timo Werner
>good

>>76411938
Nah he's going to Hoffenheim m8

>>76411952
>he STILL doesn't rate T.Werner
I told you he was great years ago but now you just seem dumb to say otherwise.

>>76411969
what if buyern throw money at him

>>76411981
so good he had to be relegated last season
was his best one for Stuttgart too

Friendlies are said to be lined up for Lazio Rom with Borussia Mönchengladbach and Hamburger SV. However, nothing is officially set in stone yet.

>>76412041
>expecting a 19 year old striker to carry fucking Stuttgart 15/16
not even Messi can do that

>>76411999
After wasting 4 yrs in Arse I don't think he'd want to somewhere where he wouldn't start every game. This is his golden period and he's determined to hit top form.

>>76412096
wat if leipzig

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Werner is the german Theo Walker.

>captcha: Open customer
What is moot trying to tell me?

let's hope sanchez goes to City

>kalle, uli and aki in charge of not ruining their clubs

>>76412074
he had plenty of chances to show he has more than pace
his fuckups directly contributed to them going down
he will be exposed badly in the confed cup

>>76412138
*Theo Walcott

>>76410773
im wahrsten sinne des wortes BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>76412136
Eeeh didn't think of that. But then again Leipzig aren't sure of their CL spot yet whereas TSG+nagelsmann are the good guys of Bundes atm.

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>>76411660
>mfw we buy Keita, Forsberg and Werner soon

interdasting zu sehen dass customers denken Sanchez kann kommen nach FCB. sind sie bewusst von Ölgeld der Manchester nicht?

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>>76412522
pls no

Why can't other teams fucking step it up? Bundesliga is boring

>>76412522

Leipzig already said theyre not selling anyone and all their players have 2+ years on their contracts.

>>76412539
Bayern is still the fourth richest club in the world.
And they could always sell more shares to investors if they needed more.
Everybody wants a piece of that club.

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>>76412586
who cares, then we sign Goretzka and Messi for free in 2018

>>76412594

Bayern is the 4th most valuable, not the richest. Learn the difference.

>>76412585
bvb are cucks and rbl just started to compete with the big boys

>>76412681

>getting humiliated by cucks in the cup

Wew

>>76412681
this
I feel like the entire league is filled with cucks, with only Leipzig and Bayern reigning over them

>>76412594
city have unlimited money which can be spent WHENEVER poop wants, they can always make up fake "revenue" to avoid FFP. just look at their wages and transfers from the past 2 seasons

buyern is a self-reliant institution so its money has to be managed more sustainably and responsibly. they cannot spend whenever they feel like it.

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>>76412701
>>76412586
>An Austrian wants to be part of the big boys

>>76412605
bayern are really being jews and refusing to pay for goatetzka now? kek

>>76412737
d-don't bully austria, he's a qt

>>76412742
can't let schalke get too close m8

>>76411029
this, lel

>>76412742
it's just hilarious to see all these customers of other clubs seething because they don't get their shit together

>>76412785
what other club besides Bayern do you mean?

>>76412813
wormatia worms

>>76412750

Whats really cute is that everytime I get called "angry Austrian shareholder", these newfags are outing themselves. Anyone whos been here longer than 2 years would know that Im actually a German living in Austria.

>>76412813
He's talking about customers of energy drinks, enterprise software, cars and medicine.

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Norwich City have signed 28-year-old midfielder Mario Vrančić from SV Darmstadt 98 on a three-year deal.

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>>76412884
have you put penis into vagina of austrian?

>>76412884
>t. dumbers pretending to be emily pretending to be rindflisch pretending to be graesen pretending to be johannes

>>76413003

Ive been known to do some of the ol' Ficki Ficki from time to time.

>>76412955
is he good?

also doesn't norwich have Dortmund II's coach as new manager?

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What rhymes on Vrancic and Norwich? Interessiert mich nitsch

>>76413035
do they hate you for being a deutschlander?

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>>76413035
Are you rich banker?
or perhaps a xylophonist?

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>>76413058

>>76413081

Friends are cool with it. Anyone else usually looks for a reason to be a dick. Austrians hating Germans is literally taught in school.

>>76413090

Im in mergers and acquisitions.

>>76413054
No idea
Yeah

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>>76413132

>Schalke 04 interested in buying Amine Harit from Nantes FC

So Schalke is jumping on the "young Frenchman talent" bandwaggon.

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Augsburg have signed Fabian Giefer.

Wolfsburg have just confirmed Ricardo Rodriguez to Milan.

>>76413319

Never understood the fuss surrounding Rodriguez.

Marko Vanhanen has signed for Bremen on a free

>>76413337
He has a decent left foot

Wolfsburg team looks pretty stacked for next season (disregarding def). How will they do?

>>76413493

Relegation battle with Schalke, Hamburg and Augsburg.

>>76413493
will finish above dortmund but below real based leipzig

>>76413112
is the germany hate really a big thing in austria? especially with the many students from germany going over there?

>>76413544

If they hear your accent, they will always be cold borderline rude. They love Bavarians though.

>>76413519
Schalke will do aight next season. For Wolfsburg I feel like mid table finish after they fire the manager again due to slow start.
>>76413521
Doubt above dortmund, also think dortmund will finish above leipzig

>>76413590

Leipzig will unironically finish top 3.

>>76413544
they're sad that you guys take all the refugees

Dortmund will fall to pieces next season now that Tuchel has left and they got that meme coach from Ajax
Bayern, Leipzig and Hoffenheim will be the best clubs in the near future and tradition cucks will be SEETHING at it

>>76413768
Bayern, Leipzig, and BERLIN FC please

>>76412813
HSV, Vizekusen, Scheiße 04, Golfsburg, basically everybody

>>76413807
>FC Berlin... Glaube, Liebe, Hoffnung und Geduld
- Qualifizierte Trainer
- Langfristige Trainingsplanung
- Zusatztraining mit spezialisierten Trainern
- Unterstützung der Gruppenbildung durch gemeinsame Aktivitäten (Sportfeste, Besuch von Sport- und Kulturveranstaltungen, Weihnachts- und Abschlussfeier)

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>>76413824
>Scheiße 04

>>76413876
>that nosering

>not rating the new bold nosering trand

nice to see germans are still stuck in 2016

>>76414001
>noserings
pleb

>>76413768

And Bayern will win the CL twice in a row.

>>76413577
By "hearing your accent" you mean "hearing no accent"?

>>76414063
chicarito replaces lewandowski as CF and they win the world cup three straight years

21:00 Women's Handball (friendly)
Denmark - Germany

>>76414082
is chicharito staying at neverkusen?

>>76414063
>implying they won't

>>76413876
Hoffenheim and Leipzig can't handle 3 tournaments, they'll become midtable teams next season and Bauern must sign 2-3 top tier players or else they're done for the next 5-10 years.

Meanwhile Dortmund has a squad full of talented youngsters, I dare to say this will be >our season. That /literally who/ coach Bosz will show everyone what a fraud Thomas Taktik Turbo Tuchel was for not winning the treble with these players.

>>76414110
how tf should i no?

>>76414081

Something like that. "Hochdeutsch" etc.

>>76414121

Bayern has a bigger chance of NOT winning the league, than winning the CL in the next 5 years.

>>76414127

Dont get ahead of yourself. "We" need a good Auba replacement, or well starve for goals if Reus gets perma injured and Götze is dead. Cant rely solely on Dembele and Philipp/Pulisic for goals.

That being said...

>just give us the 2018 Pokal already

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why the fuck does the word bundes autosage you guys

also is the new dortmund manager going to make them better or even worse?

>>76414188

>also is the new dortmund manager going to make them better or even worse?

Could be the new Klopp era 2.0 with Boss, since hes a "totaalvoetbal" guy and Dortmund is great at attacking. Could also be catastrophic, if the players dont deliver.

>>76414176
*signs immobile*

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>that delusional KGaA schluchtenshareholder
i can't take it any more lads

>>76414254
was ist ein schluchtenshareholder?

>>76414278

You need to be autistic to understand obsession.

>>76414188
He has to adjusts some minor screws and the football will improve. Tuchel football was boring and most of the time the scored goals looked like they were the product of the players' individual class.

>>76414233

Immobile is actually a good player. At least judging by skills. Look at his performance at SS Lazio this year.

Unfortunately he totally lacks professionality but you couldn't know this before hand.

>>76412605
Dont forget Nainggolan, Bale and Neymar la

>>76414399
couldn't get the for free, they would break the festgeldkonto

>>76414188
>why the fuck does the word bundes autosage you guys
cause we had a severe case of trip- and avatarfags ruining every thread for months.

>>76414501

was meant to go to >>76414431

>>76414502
But it started after the /cric/ invasion, where most trips already more or less disappeared

>>76412884
I didn't knew that and I'm posting here since 1998. But you're doing gods work, so keep on rustling customer jimmies Alois

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>>76413876
saved

>>76414150
>"Hochdeutsch"

so schwäbisch/fränkisch is ok?

>>76413577
>If they hear your accent, they will always be cold borderline rude.
"Meh, I can live with that"

>They love Bavarians though.
"Oh okay, they're just retarded"

>>76414121
>Buyern
>winning more than one CL per decade
labello

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>>76415098
>Footballers fashion sense
It never ceases to amaze me desu.

Dani Alves is the best-dressed man in football.

No I am.

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>>76415447
David, is that you?

>>76415533
looks like the toro y moi guy

>>76415533
No I'm actually Fronck

http://meedia.de/2017/06/06/gefuehl-siegt-ueber-verstand-die-aechtung-von-bvb-chef-watzke-ist-ein-suendenfall-des-sportjournalismus/

apologize right now

>>76415579
didn't read lmao

Uhm I posted that yesterday, sooo...

>>76415625
haha wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nhici0x1-8

this is all denmarks fault

>>76415579
>"the coverage of the Aki vs. Tuchel saga is too onesided"
>"journalist are too biased and don't check their facts"
>"my boy Aki is a saint because reasons and everyone who disagrees is a big fat meany and probably a Tuchel fanboy as well >:( "
These kind of people are a walking contradiction without even realising it. SAD!

>>76415746
Must be seriously traumatising for a German footballer to come to Denmark and witness what they did.
Good thing the game wasn't played in Parken where there had been 10.000 extra empty seats.

>>76415746
SAD!

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>>76415746
>.."vielleicht werden ja noch ein paar karten verkauft und das stadion ist doch voll"..

>>76415746
Hector seems like a nice guy. About time he joins a proper team.

>>76415830
Welcome to Liverpool la

is there an archive for deleted threads btw?

>>76415746
>>76415824
Aren't DFB tickets expensive as fuck? I mean I can understand why peoiple don't want to pay ~70€ for some tickets against some 2-3 tier team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOpwDpsvnO0

why does this pop up in my recs and why do I even watch it?

Maybe if they gabe international football back to the people they would come and watch.
Make national teams fully amateur, no professional players allowed.

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>>76415830
>>76415857
>people complain about "muh modern" football and "le mecenarie mindset" 24/7.
>"Lol, he should leave the club that made him big, asap"

>>76415922
>club that made him big
nice meme

>>76415911
Have you ever watched those super long train videos?
Really comfy stuff

>>76415866
uhm.... 4pläps should do the trick

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Saw a hot midget at the grocery store today. I might have a new fetish.

>>76415936
shit response

>>76415957
that's the best your idiotic drivel deserves you dummie.

>>76415937
yeah I love those. gotta pass on those police car videos tho. couldnt even see the promised exploded house. what a scam

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>>76415954
I can't even imagine how a hot midget would look like.

>>76415966
Yeah I'm glad I didn't watch this all the way through, no payoff at the end.

>>76415965
not an argument

>>>/gif/76415974

ugh

>>76415974

see
>>/gif/10716779

...

see >>>/gif/10716779

>76416031
>>6416061
>>76416074
hmmm......

>>76416074
It's a /bundes/ party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEYS_amiuU8

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no bully

>>76415911
did you create a google alert for "granate"?

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>>76416031
>>76416061
>>76416074

>>76416139

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i'll never to something for /bundes/ again

>>76416295
Weini

thanks

found it

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Me dont never do that too

iam bastian schweinsteiger (wifes away)

ama

>>76416403
oink oink?

>>76416295
Don't be sad. You contributions are much appreciated.

>>76416438
dont be rude