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>Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, 26, will stay at the club this summer after Spanish side Real Madrid decided they will keep Keylor Navas and Kiko Casilla as their two keepers next season. (Marca - in Spanish)

The Red Devils have had a £52.4m bid for striker Alvaro Morata, 24, rejected by the Champions League winners. (Sky Sports)

>United boss Jose Mourinho must activate the £87m release clause if he wants to sign Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, who scored 28 goals last season. (Manchester Evening News)

Southampton manager Claude Puel is likely to be sacked but a decision will not be made until the club complete their search for a potential successor. (Telegraph)

>Chelsea will offer £48m plus midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, to sign 30-year-old Juventus centre-back Leonardo Bonucci. (Sun)

The Blues will offer Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 24, a wage of more than £150,000 a week to secure an £80m return to Stamford Bridge. (Evening Standard)

Tottenham are keen to sign Borussia Dortmund defender Matthias Ginter, 23, who would be available for around £15m. (Independent)
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>Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe, 18, will reject moves away from the club this summer and sign a new contract with the Ligue 1 champions. (Le Parisien - in French)

Barcelona have made Arsenal full-back Hector Bellerein, 22, their number one transfer target this summer and are preparing to make a £40m move. (Mirror)

>Crystal Palace, West Brom, Brighton and Birmingham City are all interested in signing full-back Ferland Mendy from Le Havre. The 21-year-old is valued at £7m and has one year remaining on his contract. (Sky Sports)

West Brom are looking at signing Hull midfielder Tom Huddlestone, 30, in a cut-price £2m deal. (Sun)

>Costa has been told to leave by Conte (Sid Lowe, Twitter)
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is it normal for rafa teams to be linked to so many people
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So De Laurentiis insulted Pepe Reina's wife at the Napoli season dinner because he's a cunt and was thinking that he would sign FeelsGuy Szczesny in the summer, then got c*cked again by Juve

Now Reina will leave and Napoli only have some backup plunkers.

Which midtable French league keeper will they spend millions on?
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>be mou
>coming off your first season where you delivered everything you said you would
>head into vacation after winning Europa League and securing CL
>all of the sudden all of your transfer targets start rejecting you
>Ed keeps calling making excuses
>you are now stressed out and frustrated
>start the new season with 2nd tier trash
>spent 300 million to get them
>finish 7th
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>>76405344
Andre Onana
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What big off season moves do you see nba teams making?
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>>76405344
>>76405390
>>76405399
>>76405419
>all these yanks flags
I made this thread too early, didn't I?
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Why would anyone go to Manchester United?

>other clubs pay just as much
>not as good as your rivals
>anti football manager
>have to live in Manchester, England

I supported United as a kid but Mourinho was the absolutely last straw for me. Horrible managers and I'd happily see United relegated if it means Mourinho's career goes down with them.
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>>76405433

Go vote cunt
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>>76405517
polling stations don't open until 7 brodie
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>http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40197827
F
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>>76405433
>2 hrs after a finals game
yes you did sir.
>>76405419
dion waiters to heat
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>>76405575
Lukaku back to Chelsea then.
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>>76405575
costa must be an absolute mongoloid to deal with

Also, didn't know about this
>Chinese Super League clubs will only be allowed to play three non-Chinese players per game in their next season - which begins in March.
>A rule change has reduced the number of foreigners allowed in a move which could slow down the wave of big-money signings from Europe.
rip in piss chinese money
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>>76405517
already done it la
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who /voted/ here?
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>>76405575
>"My relationship with the coach has been bad this season and it is clear that he does not want me on the team. I guess I have had such a bad season that I can't continue. Right now I'm a Chelsea player because I have a contract, but the coach does not want me there. I have to find a new team."

Wew lad
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>>76405836
>>76405874

good la's
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>>76405433
i appreciated it being made this early mate
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>>76405679
Well, Tioté just died...
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>>76406036
He wasn't playing in the CSL.
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>>76405183
Any update on the Tiote to Heaven fc situation?
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>Have DeBruyne and Lukaku
>Sell them for peanuts
Boy, that sure must haunt him even today
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>>76406182
Why would he care, he's not a Chelsea anymore.
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>>76405183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ngSyiAEeU

Daily reminder that Neymar is a scrub
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>>76405183
>>United boss Jose Mourinho must activate the £87m release clause if he wants to sign Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, who scored 28 goals last season. (Manchester Evening News)
What is it with Italy and those retarded prices?

>>76405344
Is this confirmed? The Szczęsny to Jude move, I mean.
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>>76406123
its been confirmed, free transfer
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>>76405910
Cheeky Arsenal bid (below the club's estimate) when?
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Olympiakos linked with Lavezzi, what the shit.

More realistic targets include Gonzalo Rodriguez and Mathieu for CB, Defour and Odjidja-Ofoe for CM and Weiss for the wings.
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>>76406515
>What is it with Italy and those retarded prices?
They are a way to tell other clubs to fuck off, often there is a sarcastic tone associated with the words.
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>>76406545
You fuck right off!

>>76406547
Figures.
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>>76406524
Next target for Heaven FC is Higuain with Coronary free transfer.
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>>76406599
>implying god could afford his wages
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>>76406608
God can certainly afford 3 tortellinis a minute
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united seem to be getting btfo with all these alleged bids
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>>76406614
Tortellini is already plural, it doesn't need a "s".
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Any updates on the Corbyn to number 10 situation?
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>>76406628
Good thing I speak english and not wog.
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>>76406632

Boi he bout to do it
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>>76406632
Deal has been called off after he failed a psyche medical.
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>>76406547
Remember when Conte said 'Pogba is worth 200M' and someone actually believed him?
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any updates on the virgil van dijk to liverpool situation?
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>>76406632

BREAKING: CORBYN SEEN ON TRAIN HEADING TO LONDON ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES
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This looks pretty good for next season lads, maybe get a cheeky naiangolan too or a different center and right back
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Milan bid for belotti
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>>76406772
>herrera 2nd choice
Fuck off customer
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>>76406772
Keane ahead or Ro Joe
Kys
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>>76406826

Rojo is a shit version of Luiz. No where near good enough for CL football
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>>76406637
Good thing you're a virgin
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>>76406859
t. Citizen of a country with the most sex-related problems of the western world
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>>76406182
If Abramovich is retarded enough to buy Lucucku then you'll see him exposed in the CL
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>>76406637
Have some respect, you disgusting cunt.
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>>76406637
>omg yuleh
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Someone pls buy all Spurs players already. They are getting too good and uppity
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all Labour aren't we?
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>>76406959
>lost to gent
>lost 4-2 to a chelsea side humiliated in the final by spurs
>too good
lol
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>>76406959
>they are getting too good
>0 (zero) trophies
>all the new managers are going to buy defenders
>no longer playing in their tiny WHL where their meme pressing was effective and now have to play in gigantic Wembley for the season
Nah. Let them get exposed.
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Snubchester pays unheard of sums for dabbing man then wonders why clubs want all the money for their players. This pleases me so much. Wonder when they'll find a new agent like Mino Raiola to buy so theyt can get som players in.
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>>76406983
I thought there was some kind of forced standard measure for football pitches. Is White Hart Lane that smaller?
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>>76406983
They are allowed to change the pitch size on wembly
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>puel will be gone

thank you god
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>>76406908
>>76406930
t. Gianni Wogatini
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>>76407045
They are sacking the wrong Frenchman!
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>>76407029
there's mins and maxs, english clubs always go for the smallest possible
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>>76406983
>they are getting too good
>fail as fuck in every competition to focus on muh title push
>don't win title
lel no once they get distracted they'll drop down to 8th just like brennys liverslip
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>>76407045
>not liking claude
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Any update on the Martinez to Liverpool situation?
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>>76407081

yes. I love parking the bus with >our nonexistent backfield

I love drawing with fucking Hull

I love entire months without a single goal being scored

I love just barely beating fucking Sunderland
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>>76407095
>implying that's claude's fault
he coached a shit team the best way possible
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>>76407099

a team that can get to the EFL cup final and just barely lose to manU?
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>>76406632
FA are looking into it due to connections with dodgy irish clubs
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>>76407114
>milk cup
>beating manure

great achievements
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>>76407122

>b-b-but it doesnt matter
>who cares they blanked liverpool and arsenal
>who cares ONE GUY scored twice on Manu's "elite" defence
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>>76406772
Rashford should not be benched in all honesty
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>>76407113
>3-2-4-1
Impressive. Magyars would be proud
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>>76407129
hahaha
imagine defending a shit team so much when you live halfway around the world. you are more of a customer than any manure fan

>american
>we
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>Salah to Liverpool practically confirmed
Mashallah
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>>76407146

my memory must be bad, I dont remember australia being part of the english mainland
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>>76407113
Why is Irvine playing so high up?
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>>76405183
>The Red Devils have had a £52.4m bid for striker Alvaro Morata, 24, rejected by the Champions League winners.
Thats what you get for De Gay's 500 billion price tag
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>>76407159
im not the one defending a team
I'm just saying that claude is a good manager who did well with a shit southampton team

nice american education champ, great reading comprehension
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>>76406182
>Dortmund ready to buy DeBruyne as a Götze replacement
>everyone agreed on terms
>he blocks the transfer because he's mad at Dortmund for not selling Lewandowski

What an absolute cunt.
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>>76407164
how good is Morata, realistically?
Between 1 and 10 (1 being Robbie Keane and 10 being Harry Kane)
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>>76407175

what kind of good managing is saying "go out and park the bus" when you dont have a defense to do exactly that
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How desperate are Yanited this transfer window?
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>>76407188
were you in the sheds listening to the team talk?

what kind of shit manager wins ligue 1?
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>>76407197
considerably. Theyve been snubbed twice already for strikers and have to settle between Morata or Belotti for rip off fees
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>>76407205
Would be really surprised if Madrid would let Morata go, I think Flo is just pulling them by the balls for as long as they can to get back at United trolling him with De Gea
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>>76407202

20 FUCKING YEARS AGO, are you kidding?
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+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
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>>76407221
Florentina needs abit of cash to go mental at Mbappé. Morata will probably leave no matter what.
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>>76407233
>fioretina after mbappe

what the fuck are they thinking?
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Didn't expect Chelsea to be the ones that wanted to get rid of Costa. They're a bit stupid
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>>76407233
How sure are you that you'd get Morata? And how would you feel if it doesnt happen?
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>>76407243
*Florentino.
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>>76407160
maybe cause we suck at scoring and he scored a decent amount in the champ so fuck it
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>>76407258
oh right, makes a lot more sense
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>>76407228

BUNDESLIGA CONFIRMED ONE TEAM LEAGUE FOR ANOTHER THREE SEASONS
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If Mbappe is really staying at Monaco, selling Morata makes no sense. Just stick with what you how and try to sign fast french striker next year.
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>All this filtered posts
Looks like American attention whoring again
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>>76407262
Fair. When he was at Ross County Irvine was le retain posession man.
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>>76407257
>How sure are you that you'd get Morata?
that United get him, I dont know. It could easily be all paper bollocks. Seems set to leave since no sod wants James.
>if it happens?
dunno. la liga strikers coming to prem is a mixed bag (Aspas, Michu, Costa, Torres)
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>>76407269
>selling Morata makes no sense.
Hence why they're asking for absurd money. Win-win innit.
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>see this headline on MEN
>click on link
>"agent says he is happy in Turin and would turn down any deal"
fucking hate shit like this
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>>76407281
yeah his earlier national caps were more defensive but i don't know where burton have exactly been playing him only that he was their top scorer
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Would you rather win the Europa League or play the Champions League final?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138627
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138627
http://www.strawpoll.me/13138627
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13138627
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>>76407318
Better than made up rumors.
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I was just thinking that we should sign Matic and what do you know, we are getting him, cash and getting rid of a shit defender all at the same time.
I dare it, next season is our year, lads.
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Arsenal should sign Javier Hernandez or Diego Costa. Prove me wrong. Pro tip, you can't.
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>>76407318
he'll be off to barca the second Suarez isn't good enough anyway
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>>76407318
You wouldn't click if it wasn't like this.
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>>76407362
Is Ederson Moraes, dare I say it, the answer to all of Manchester City's problems?
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>>76407359
I'd rather win the Europa league final than lose the Champions League final. At least for the first couple of weeks after. Honestly I'd prefer losing in the semis rather than the final.
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>>76407362
looks like a friend who would cuck you
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>>76407374
he'd have to be some sort of wonder keeper to be that. Id say no
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>>76407359
>>76407375
As a player btw. As a fan I'd take the CL final.
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>>76407359
rather be in final if champions league. United fan
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>>76407378
Is this what feminist butch lesbians look like?
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>>76407243
Pioli asked for a big money move and the shoe tycoons Della Valle can't refuse the request of such a charismatic and renown manager
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>>76407362
Who
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>>76407381
I can tell by his face and his shit tattoos that he is indeed a plonker.
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>>76407399
some player Benfica memed was good
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>>76407359
obviously being in the CL final means you are a better team, but i'd rather win something minor than lose something major
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>>76407405
Is he at least tall?
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>>76407394
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>>76407318
>blaming click bait journalists for click baiting with click bait headline.
Journalism is literally legal misleading and deceptive conduct.
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Someone should sign me.
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>>76407413
1.88m apparently
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>>76407412
This.
No reason to struggle in the league title race if you can just win the Principal's Cup on your local schoolyard pitch, innit.
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>>76407437
When will those manlets learn
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>>76407437
A bit short for a keeper, but Navas makes it work I guess.
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The Tories are going to win. Screencap this.
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>>76407184
top3 #9
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>>76407467
Brave prediction mate
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>>76407467
Those two candidates and their cabinets are as bad as each other. Politicians are redundant now. We should do away with them but everyone is too busy online, trying to score meme points.
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What do you guys think about HS2? More trade between north and south so lower prices for consumers, right?
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>>76407155
did this guy actually get any better in italy?

>>76406968
ye, but my constituency is lib dem/tory so gonna have to tactical vote :(
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--- FIXING NEWS ---
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>>76407068
Any stats on this?
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>>76407488
43 goals in 81 matches*

*Serie A
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Abot to have dinner, lads.
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>>76407510
Don't forget hid assists. He was pretty much the sole reason Dzeko scored as much as he did.
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Why is Mourinho staying in a hotel again for another season? Literally Alan Partridge
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4582302/Jose-Mourinho-checks-extended-stay-Lowry-Hotel.html
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>>76407521
>dinner
>in the morning
Why are Aussies such incorrigible shitposters?
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Rate my favourite Pornstar, lads.

Qt or no?
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>>76407488
he was great in Serie A, both for Roma and Fiorentina
but he misses a lot of pretty easy chances and only really has one foot (the left) he's good with
his main asset is pace but i don't know if that can work in a faster, more end-to-end league like the PL
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About to have breakfast, lads.
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Forgot pic, lmao.
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>>76407538
>>76407551
At least give us a name pal
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where does he stand in the PL daft tattoos ranking? must be near the top.
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>>76407559
Rate her first.

Qt or no?
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>>76405183
Plz watch our wogball tonight /trans/
We are getting one back for the London attacks
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>>76407561
not no.1, definitely
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Oh fuck, Ederson helped Benfica win the league this year. He could be GOAT.
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>>76407568
Like the big eyes, not a fan of the straight black hair. 6.5/10 face
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>>76407589
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>>76407551
show me her penis
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>>76407579
What the hell is wrong with him?
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>>76407533
So he can have coke and hookers every night
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>>76407599
Not an improvement desu
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>>76407551
>black
no thanks.
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>>76407616
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>>76407620
Just do post it already (her/his penis and/or name)
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>>76407367
neither are black or pretty enough desu
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>>76407467
Hilarious how Shariah May has made an ezpi win to increase seats such a painful crawl.
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>>76407629
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>>76406632
Not likely, considering he's a centre back
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>>76407619
>black
are you retarded?
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>>76407644
maybe for you North Americans, a mulatto like that isn't black. But for us Brits, thats a blackie.
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>>76407579
Sadly no longer with us
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>>76407654
You are one braindead mong
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>>76407559
Callie Cyprus, Amateur Allure
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nolito to replace vitolo

>>76407635
going from left wing to number 10 isnt that uncommon

why are tories O B S E S S E D with corbyn?
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>>76407689
>this isnt black
>canadian calls another a mong
lol
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>>76407697
ABC is a mental illness
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>>76407531
>Dzeko scoring

How bad is Serie A really?
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>Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 11m
>BREAKING: AC Milan are in talks with Diego Costa’s agent about a possible deal for the Chelsea striker

We're going to make Milan great again.
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>>76407696
For me, it's x-art lesbian porn
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>>76407359

>not winning but having a fancy ceremony is better than winning

I fucking hate Yuropeans, you people are so utterly brain damaged by centuries of aristocracy and living as serfs
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>>76407686
That's his mum
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>>76407734
>Sky
>Sports
>News
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>>76407467

Wow really taking a big gamble on this on m8

Jezza gonna build a movement tho, it is fucking happening
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>>76407769
Sky sports news is 2nd only in tier to BBC m8. They very rarely invent bullshit without a source.
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>>76405575
>ABLs (anyone but Lukaku) absolutely seething

I fucking told you all this would happen. Good riddance, and top fucking kek at Conte with the stone-cold farewell to that mongoloid Bosta. ABCs ALWAYS win.

>being this comprehensively btfo

Loving
Every
Laff
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>>76407769
>doubting Sky Sources™
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>>76406772
Who can stop >us?
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Speaking to my united customer friend lads, he's telling me about the Costa situation and is pumped that United might get him. I told him that there's no way he goes as that he was pretty much the first reason Mourinho got sacked. Customer says he did nothing wrong last season and that I'm talking bullshit, would love him at united and that mouyes will bring the best out of him.

Lads, how do I deal with people like this?
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>>76407700
Do everyone a favour and kys you inbred mong
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>>76407816
>having friends
That's your mistake.
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Do you guys think our socialistic TV deal encourages mediocrity? There's not much difference in prize money in where you finish so clubs don't care as much.
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>>76407803
Are you retarded?

They constantly publish bullshit from "sky sources" (aka some guy on twitter) and the fact that they part own a betting company and give a link to the skybet odds on the transfer happening in the article is a bit dodgy.
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>>76407816
Take them out for a cheeky tobes and talk it out
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>>76407815
Florentino Perez and Mou antics
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>>76407815
>darmeme over shaw
>buying an actual cb to bench him for rojo
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>>76407816
>>76407822
A
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>>76407730
it's on the upswing, miles better than anytime in this decade
Dzeko wasted almost as many chances as he scored, he just received an insane amounts of balls thanks to Roma great midfield and wingers
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>>76407815

Any decent defensive midfield duo
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>>76407318
The MEN is complete shit, genuinely starting to wonder if it was ever quality
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>>76407852
FUCKING
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>>76407825
Is Italy the key to being redpilled?
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>>76407866
SLIP
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>>76407847
>darmeme over shaw
Darmian played really well at the end of last season. Shaw didn't have a good game all season, and Mouyes prefers one defensive fullback, unleashing Valencia on the right side

>buying an actual cb to bench him for rojo
Rojo was unplayable before his injury desu
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>>76407918
>Shaw didn't have a good game all season
He did, he was just barely ever fit
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>>76407368
>implying Dybala is a striker
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>>76407029
Pitches are standardised, but exceptions are made for smaller pitches in old stadiums that literally don't have space to make their pitch bigger, like White Hart Lane.
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>>76407935
Is shaw the English Higuain?
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>>76407362
Look at him, there's absolutely no way he won't be a flop.
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>>76407759
What's wrong with aristocracy?
>>
>Forcing Costa out
Are Fabregas and Hazard going to gain weight and do fuck all for a few months as retaliation?
>>
>>76407759
You're a clueless moron tbqh
>>
When Dzeko finishes top scorer you can't say your league has high quality defending with a smile anymore.
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>>76407972
he's holding the ball, which is already better than Bravo
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>>76408093
Chelsea are locked in a cycle of walking the league, then getting lazy, then walking the league...
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>>76408108
Dzeko is world class.
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>>76408093
Desu kicking out a cancer who was untouchable before might be a good thing for the manager's power.

>>76407759
>americans
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>>76408067
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>>76408108
Dzeko is elite tho
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>>76408111
You mean their mercenaries getting upset and purposefully playing like shit and then getting their way and trying again. Pretty pathetic they can get away with it too
>>
>>76408067
A lot of prosperous countries are monarchies and vulgar people are often envious of these countries.
>>
----------De Gea----------------
Valencia-Keane-Bailly-Rojo
------Herrera-Pogba----------
Rashford-Fellaini-Pereira
----------Zlatan------------------

Just give us the cup, lads
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>>76408149
t. Belgian Congo
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>>76408108
Dzeko had like 5 shots per game, that's a Messi/Ronaldo-tier number. You're bound to score a lot when you have that many chances. For comparison, Kane scored the same amount of goals while taking less than 4 shots per game.
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>>76408168
t. orange willy II
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>>76408111
>Tfw the other top teams are so shit noone is going to challenge the title against Poop's 800 million squad during Chelsea's off season
It was fun keeping his fanboys grounded for a while..
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>>76407507
it's just a general impression. english teams struggle in europe for lack of practice in big pitches
>>
Why does Man Utd buy so many players just to play them out of position?
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>>76408108
i doubt anyone is claiming that for this season, we had the highest number of goals this season among 20-team leagues
only Juve has a worldclass defence, but i think it's more down to better attacks than worse defences
Napoli and Roma play some beautiful football in the opponents' half
>>
>that cheeky muller-esque block from da gulls
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>>76408168
What is a stadshouder exactly?
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>>76408198
W-w-w-what is this?
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>>76408198
is virtual divegrass on right now?
some minor tournament or friendlies?
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>>76405679
Doesn't change that much, it was 4 before.
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>>76407804
Lukaku is just a blacker and less talented Costa.

ABLs have to be proven right the hard way
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>>76408205
One of the biggest ballers of the Dutch Republic
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>>76408149
Letting uneducated masses vote for candidates that have no reason to solve the problems they were voted for while not having an interest in the country is the best thing.
Don't forget to judge said candidates after 5 years, everyone knows that short term results are the only thing that matters.
>>
>>76408225
It's a heavily modded PES. I made a /trans/ team a while back for the /sp/erb owl (https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl). Have you forgotten? I thought you watched this before.
>>76408228
/vg/l starts this weekend, but that webm is from one of my tests.
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>>76408198
Has PES always had such a hardcore modding community or is it down soley to the autism cup?
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>>76408285
I think it has always had it. Hell some people still play PES6 (or a different old PES) on PC with updated rosters.
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>>76408282
>tfw both top scorers have a Dutch influence to them

Also, why wasn't there a /seriea/ team?
>>
brit/pol/ moving too fast for my liking

any updates on the casuals to fuck off situation, lads?
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benis in vagoo
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>>76406504
>>76406504


lads we are in the world cup semi finals starting now, come cheer our lads on
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>>76408327
No one bothered to make one lol. You can make one if you want, but I don't know when it will have a chance to play. It depends how /sp/ does this summer cup desu.
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>>76408349
>brit/pol/
lmao what a loser
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>>76408327
>Amx top scorer
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>>76408349
>Tfw rain won't go off so I can go vote
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>>76408327
>why wasn't there a /seriea/ team?
If you want to make a team your general should atleast have 11 posters.
>>
>>76407815
>rooting for manure when zlatans not playing
Literally why?
>>
>>76408372
>canadian giving opinions about english politics in the football thread on a sports board
lmao no
>>
>>76408382
Really can't be arsed to vote Tbh, exercising my civic right to not give a shit.
>>
What do you guys think of Abella Danger?
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>>76408433
Not for me
>>
>>76408408
Where in my post did I give an opinion about politics? Also,
>flagposting
You're cancer
>>
>>76408433
I love the scene she did with the Spanish dude. Was dirty as fuck, she ate his arsehole and sucked his toes.
>>
>>76408433
Good amount of thiccness
>>
>>76408433
Ugly tbqh
>>
>>76408433
What position does he play?
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>>76408495
Tight end
>>
>>76408442
why do all canadians seem to hate flagposting, nobody else minds it
>>
>>76408514
I'm not Canadian and anyone that isn't newfag cancer wants flags removed from /sp/
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>>76408433
generic brown hag
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>>76408508
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>>76408514
Flags are cancer
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>>76408408
>babby's first election
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>tfw you'll never get 'the look'
>>
Who will break the £100m-barrier this summer? Asking for a friend, not a sky source.
>>
>>76408633
GOYED
>>
>>76408633
>he hasn't atleast been given the look from a hambeast while out with friends at a club/bar
You don't even have to be good looking
>>
>>76408642

Mbappe

Maybe Dembele
>>
>According to this morning’s Gazzetta dello Sport, Suning are willing to invest around €110m on the summer transfer market, plus any money raised by player sales.

>Inter have reportedly accepted a bid from Sparta Prague for winger Jonathan Biabiany.

>According to Gianluca Di Marzio’s website, an agreement has been found between the two clubs, so now Biabiany must decide if he wants to continue his career at Sparta.

cmon boys get the sales rolling. frog rano you are next!

buys:

>A meeting is said to be scheduled next week for Nice left-back Dalbert, and a deal is very close.

>Antonio Rudiger is another defensive target, but Roma are demanding €40m.
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>>76408642
Morata la
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>>76408442
>that flag
>this topic
opinion discarded
>>
>>76408642
Perisic
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Today's Frontpages:
>Milan pressing for Belotti
He’s the dream of the Rossoneri.
But Cairo won’t give him up.
€70m is ready between cash and players.
Toro have superior offers from abroad.

>Italy faith
The Azzurri more beautiful on the sprint, Uruguay laid out 3-0.
Under-20 World Cup: the English between us and the final.

>Max signs, money and reinforcements for a big Juve
Contract until 2020 for Allegri: more than €7m.
Marotta goes for N’Zonzi, Douglas Costa and De Sciglio.

>Zhang-Spalletti: Inter’s pact
Sousa at Suning.
€110m ready aside from sales.
The ex-Fiorentina Coach will Coach Jiangsu.
>>
>>76408539
>I'm not Canadian
hmmm
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>Gallo alla Diavola
Milan push for Belotti, the heir to Ibra
Zapata and cash the first Rossoneri offer: Torino say no and wait for another proposal
Fassone will raise the stakes
Meanwhile Lazio meet Keita: either he accepts Milan (€35m) or he can sign a renewal as a top player

>Juve show: Allegri signs and two champions arrive
Douglas Costa deal gets closer and there’s N’Zonzi for the midfield
Number 12, it’s tough being behind Buffon

>Inter, Zhang senior at dinner with Spalletti: first the Champions League, then the Scudetto

>Nainggolan, contract on the way
With a higher salary he’ll stay at Roma

>Azzurri sparks in Nice: 3-0 against Uruguay
Now for Liechtenstein

>Under-20 World Cup in Korea
Between Italy and the Final lies the England obstacle
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>The job
Allegri 2020
New contract for the Coach who will earn €7m plus €1m bonuses per year for three years
Juve have set the objective: ‘Max, win the Champions League’

>Everyone’s crazy for Il Gallo
The prestigious World Soccer magazine put Belotti in the list of most important players in the world

>Today summit Toro-Man United

>Conte and Ancelotti, Kings under siege
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>>76408748
>juventus
>winning the cl
lol
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>>76408401
Playing with Ronaldo on fifa07 sparked my interest in football and turned me into a customer desu
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>>76407184
Better than Higuain
>>
>>76408748
>Juve have set the objective: ‘Max, win the Champions League’
G-Guys this time for sure. Higuain has mastered finals, trust me.
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>>76408539
>I'm not Canadian
>>
As long as Real Madrid make it to the finals, Allegri can kiss the Champions League goodbye
>>
>>76408663
Thank fuck that cancerous Palacio contract is finally over. Also I wonder if Spaletti will manage to make Brozovic, Kondogbia and Perisic interested into playing football for Inter again. /We/ should definitely sell:

Medel
Ranno
Yuto
Biabiany
And maybe Perisic to balance the books.

The rest of the team should at least be given a chance to prove themselves in the preseason.
>>
>>76408787
He's still building up speed la

It's all about momentum!
>>
>>76408514
the leaf is right
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>>76408821
>mass*velocity
surely higuain can provide
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the random bundesliga player to norwich train finally gaining momentum
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>>76408802
t. /x/
>>
Can a real club just please sign him? Would fit great in Arsenal imo
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What's the best time to rub one at work lads
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>>76408875
keep up the good work Macedonia
>>
>>76408875
Sos PLEASE
>>
>>76406545
Sign Mehdi Torabi
>>
>>76408875
me on the telephone
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>>76408870
>Arse
>Real club

lol. football players want to win shit, lad.
>>
>>76408807
spal is rumored to demand perisic staying. sales money from these should cover the 30 million: murillo, jovetic, brozovic and rano. mancini went to russia was it and he would like his buys in his team.
>>
>>76405433

why you up at 6:40 lad?

Hope it's excitement to vote in your local ukip candidate!
>>
>milan clubs pretending they're gonna change things again
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What happened to the Serbian Newcastle fan?
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Is this the most anticipated transfer of the month?
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>>76408108
He's better than Kane and Lukaku
>>
>>76409026
turns out she was actually 12
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>>76409018
implying billionaire chinks havent made inter respected and feared on transfer market. nice to notice the shift from broke ass times. 8)

also inter isnt lacking much in quality of team. 2-3 players at most needed
>>
>>76408875
That looks extremely painful
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>>76408192
What kind of mental wankery is that?
They struggle because they arent good enough
>>
>>76409026
arrested for too much banter
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>>76408807
Medel is a decent sub, he's a dumb manelt but he works hard
The others are cancer, also Brozovic doesn't deserve any more second chances for me. Kondogbia works fine as long as all he has to do is steal the ball and pass it to gagliardini.
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>liverpool
it's only June and our season is already ruined, have to wait another year now for something to get optimistic about
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>>76409160
>it's only June and our season is already ruined
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>>76409176
that's a cute lizard
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>>76409130
i agree with you. i hate candreva i wish candreva out and berardi or bernardeschi in. but isnt very likely
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>Mbappe
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>>76409176
there are rumours Klopp will walk over this transfer fuck up
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>>76409186
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>>76409214
Really? First Mouyes now Klopp? Who was to blame for Liverpewl?
>>
javi martinez spotted at john lennon airport la's
>>
Has someone watched a lot of Lazio games this season? How good is Milinkovic-Savic really?
>>
>>76408870

Leipzig is in the CL. Arsenal isnt.
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>>76409260
fukken strong and young. i think he has potential to be a very strong midfielder in future.
>>
>>76409260
he's good
he's the kind of box-to-box midfielder who puts in a lot of defensive work as well as many runs into the offensive thirds
also he's got one of the best aerial ability in Europe
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>>76409264
Didn't stop Pogba signing for United, did it?
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>>76409202
>I don't rate le run like a headless chicken and castrate opponent fullbacks with the ball man
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>>76409280
Pogba is a manc.
>>
>>76409349
Didn't stop Micky signing for United, did it?
>>
>>76409318
his crossing is abysmall and he crosses like 40 times a game. i looked some lazio stats and he had amazing pass amounts to goals. but its because he crosses an gazzillion times. his dribbling is good. he frustrates me hoggin the ball in attacks. when passin around would give other plays a chance.
>>
>>76407184
6
>>
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-owners-van-dijk-southampton-10581420

>Liverpool have to apologise to southampton for buying all their players
>>
>>76409318
The fact that you unironically posted this just makes me think you're actually from /v/
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>tfw no qt bimbo Italian gf to talk to you whilest you play FIFA
>>
>>76408959
Shit forgot about Jovetic.
>tfw still believe he can be 15 goals a season player
I do hope Mancio gives us some free money.

>>76409130
I like Medels passion too but he is simply too limited, both mentally and physically. He is a walking penalty against Inter.
Dunno about Broz, I'm still thinking about that stretch of good form he had during which he was the best player on the team. But I agree, he was a massive cunt and I wont miss him if he is sold.

>>76409202
Bernardeschi is such a meme, I'd prefer Berardi, especially since he is a childhood fan of Inter.
>>
>>76408975
>6am wake up
>6:01-6:50(ish) shitpost on /sp/ with morning coffee
>6:50 brush teeth
>6:51 go gym
>8:00 shower and ready for work
>>
falcao
>3000 minutes
>30 goals 6 assists
>31 years
would take him over morata
>>
>>76408975
>>76409530
to add, this is my morning ritual. I always do it. thats why Im up at 6:40.
>>
>>76409537
>french league
>>
>>76409514
What happened with Brozovic? Why is he a cunt?
>>
Is Van Dijk really worth 60m?
>>
>>76409504
I suffer from a severe lack of fedora pics, this one is form like 4 years ago
>>
>>76409558
Its his agent who is the cunt
>>
>>76409567
yes
>>
>>76409513
I thought the latest FIFA was shit and everyone was playing PES
>>
>>76409530
>going to work
>>
>>76409603
>a spanish flag posting this
too ironic desu
>>
>>76409593
I'd play fucking Madden if it meant she was there with me ;_;
>>
>>76409554
morata has only scored more than one goal 3 times this season
>leganes, not relegated by 4 points, last team of the table not relegated
>granada, relegated
>culural leonesa, plays in 3rd division
while playing in madrid, with top class team mates
>only 4 goals against top 10 in liga

I'd take falcao
>>
>>76409593
>everyone was playing PES
That hasn't happend in a decade
>>
>>76409558
This
>>76409576
His agent has been shopping him around ever since he started his stretch of good form. That, combined with some injuries, his balkan hotheadedness and general mess that Inter was caused him to stop giving a fuck and turn into a shitter.
>>
>>76409513
>wants to show something
>shoves her face into half the frame and makes stupid faces
>>
>>76409713
welcome to women, Rüdiger.
>>
>Haas to Atalanta
Sort of a weird transfer
>>
>>76409513
chokers/10
>>
>>76409099
for you
>>
>this u20 world cup game

is solanke the white shearer?
>>
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>voting
>>
you now remember Danny Ings
>>
>>76409713
Women are true egoists.

>not being an egoist
>>
Football confirmed for coming home la
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>were in a fucking world cup final
>against fucking venezuela

how hard are we going to choke?
>>
>>76409878
Is he shagging Gibbs' wife?
>>
>>76409906
>U20
Literally irrelevant tier competition.

>>76409854
You mean not as good at Int level than at club?
>>
I have no friends, no-one to turn to. Not even on /sp/.
>>
>>76409979
haha what a loser!
>>
>>76409945
>Literally irrelevant tier competition.
ABLs are this mad at Solanke being the best current english striker.
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>>76409979
>walking alone

just give in and join us, that liverpool feel is stronger than any friendship
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>>76409979
i bee yourf end
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>>76410021
>walking alone
not about that. bye
>>
>>76410015
Thank you based white crespo
>>
>>76410028
Why is he eating with the wrong hands? Fork goes in left, knife in right. This is literally etiquette and being left handed isn't an excuse because I'm left handed and other left handed people manage it. Is it because he's autistic? It must be.

>>76410015
He's_Right_You_Know.jpg
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>>76409979
>ever thinking /sp/ was on your side
Big mistake
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>>76410021
Jessica Clements is just cheating desu
>>
>>76407176
if he's such a cunt why did aki invite him to watch the hertha berlin game in the director's box?
>>
We're in the world cup finals la
>>
>>76409979
What do you need to turn to people for?

>>76410015
Not really. Ojo is a Liverpewl player I think and he was great this tournament. The problem is passing and scoring.
>>
>>76410097

The golden generation 2
>>
>>76410094
Purple aki?
>>
>>76409361
even when Arsenal has champions league football and united dont United are still the more attractive prospect desu

The only thing Arsenal had going for it was CL football, nobody cares about the famous Emirates stadium or the mighty Wenger who made a good team 14 years ago
>>
Tell me lads, when did Romania attack /sp/?
>>
>>76410144
do people or players care about the United stadium?
>>
>>76410144
>famous emirates stadium

literally no one in europe gives a shit about arsenal's stadium, not even arsenal fans do anymore
>>
>>76410159
When the fire nation attacked
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Where are all the major transfers?
Are Man City and Milan the only clubs that know how to identify targets and buy them?
>>
>>76410163
It's like 90s Liverpool

They will still have that historic pull factor but every year they dont winning the league or CL it will get weaker

>>76410183
>what is sarcasm?
>>
sex drive is through the roof lads.

Any update on the absolute slag to my penis situation?
>>
No one actually hates Poop Guardiolel right? He's overrated sure but you have to admire the man for his dedication to the craft
>>
>>76408262
>anime
>>
>>76410163
no. its ugly and a library. its in that middle ground of being too new to be a classic and too old to be up to date
>>
>>76410163
The english media would have you think so

one excuse for being shit they had the past few years was that teams treat going to Old Trafford like a cup final
>>
>>76410224
Nah he's hilarious. Can't wait to see him fail to win the league again after throwing another hundred million+ at it.
>>
>>76410213
how can half of a sentence be fact and half sarcasm

>famous Emirates stadium
sarcasm
>the mighty Wenger who made a good team 14 years ago
this is fact

be consistent
>>
Which of you lads actually applied for the janitor position?

Be honest.
>>
>>76410258
>be consistent
because the english language is so famous for its consistency
>>
>>76410144
So going to play for Moyes WAS an attractive prospect? Or Van Laal?

Okay, then why did Mane sign for Liverpool? Why did Sissiko sign for Spurs? Why did Chelsea get all those players when they finished 10th?
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>>76410276
i did but only to laugh at them for doing it for free then turn it down if offered
>>
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wew
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>>76410334
MONEY. signing for modern united is like going to china. huge wages but not gonna win anything of importance

well not sissoko or mane, that move was a huge upgrade for both
>>
>>76410349
What is this?
>>
>>76410334
Playing for the team in England that has won the most trophies is a very attractive prospect

>then why did Mane sign for Liverpool
because Liverpool is once again a very attractive project to come to with Klopp and the major shift in attitude the club has ecently taken towards winning titles

>Why did Sissiko sign for Spurs
the same reason, a very exciting project on the up and Poch is a great manager

>Why did Chelsea get all those players when they finished 10th
because nobody believed Chelsea where ever a shit team they had won the title the season before and had the likes of Courtois and Hazard, plus Conte and a huge amount of money

>>76410354
This is another reason why united is a much more attractive place than Kroenke FC
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>>76410356
Saudi Arabia play friendly and refuse minute silence for London terror attacks
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Any updates on the munchie box to anon for tea situation?
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>>76410354
>not gonna win anything of importance
Whereas signing for Spurs and Liverpool, you'll win absolutely nothing
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Rate Peps transfers so far
>Bernardo Silva
>Ederson
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>>76410396
>Whereas signing for Spurs and Liverpool, you'll win absolutely nothing

If you believe you're an amazing footballer then you would believe that you could strengthen spurs or liverpool and help them get over the line winning trophies, Poch and Klopp are setting up for potentially amazing feats

however imo if Poch doesnt win a trophy this season the wheels will come off for Spuds
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>>76410371
Playing for teams which haven't won trophies for 5 years minimum is more appealing than playing for teams that win trophies? So you're saying people would rather join Spurs and Pool than United, Arse or Chelsea? Fucking baffling.
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>>76410416
dunno la havent seen them play yet
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>>76410197
Trannie window isn't even open yet
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>>76410349
UK's allies, everyone
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>>76410396
they are mane and sissoko. its not like theyre taking a step down for money like uniteds signings do.
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>>76410438
Arsenals FA cup win means absolutely nothing, the chelsea players were already on holiday mentally. It's papering over cracks

I'd agree that City, Chelsea and maybe United are more appealing than joining Spurs or Liverpool but Arsenal definitely arent
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>>76410436
not him but wouldn't joining a club like Arse, United or Chelsea be the more logical choice? After all they're either record breakers or regular winners of trophies or have world class players added every season... which would allow you to either play with the best, add to the records or at least win something regularly? Surely playing for them would be better because it proves they can win and you, as a player, will take that further?
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>>76410463
meant for
>>76410436
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>>76410438
>people would rather join Spurs and Pool than Arse
Yes
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>>76410476
>I would rather win Top 4 trophy than FA Cup

t. Anon
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>>76410416
Both are very good but would t solve their problems


They need 3 new defenders
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>>76410416
memme and memmer
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>>76410438
i mean ox wanted to leave arse for liverpoo

>>76410396
but when you are guys like morata, james, mkhi pogba you can win better trophies but earn less, its not like sissoko was gonna win more at newcastle other than lower league trophies
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>Klopp has been in charge at Liverpool almost 2 seasons
>2 cup finals in that time
>0 trophies
I dont get it. I thought he was good?
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>>76410473
I agree with that for United and Chelsea

however theres so many issues at Arsenal beyond the football

also it looks like they could lose Ozil, Sanchez or potentially both


>>76410493
I would rather have my team in the champions league and playing as if they want to win it rather than win a trophy that means virtually nothing in the modern era
>>
Only on /sp/ is winning a trophy worse than not winning a trophy. Only on /sp/ is winning 3 trophies (United) considered not winning any due to arbitrary definition of what counts as a trophy. Only on /sp/ does playing for Jurgen 'Celebrate a Draw Like a Cup Win' Klopp br better than playing for Mouyes.
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>>76410520
>0 trophies
Top 4 trophy, mate
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>>76410520
>>Klopp has been in charge at Liverpool almost 2 seasons
wtf where did time go
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>>76410529
And that goes back to where we originally were, that it didn't stop Liverpool, Spurs, United or Chelsea signing players.
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>>76410493
the fa cup is so irrelevent now id absolutely rather come top 4 and get an extra 100m of transfers than win FA cup. do players ever say 'i want to join a team thats won the fa cup? or do they say ' ill only join a team in the CL'

FA Cup is nice but doesnt mean much nowdays, its like the league cup. CL football would change my club hugely and be a springboard for challenging for stuff long term. t.newcastle fan
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>Players bow to Raiola
>In contact with Nedved
>Possess Mendes like abilities
>Controls French midfielders with an iron but fair fist
>Own players & managers globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient Italian blood line
>Will organize the first transfers on Mars (Pogba Jr will be be the first £1b player)
>Own 99% of birth certificate editing research facilities on Earth
>First professional league babies will in all likelihood be Raiola babies
>Said to have 215+ buissness IQ, such intelligence in football has only existed deep in Old Trafford & Nou Camp
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon UEFA and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented financial progress with them
>Owns players around the world via 3rd party (allegedly)
>You likely have Raiola players inside your team right now
>In regular communication with the Archangels Blatter and Platini, forwarding the word of God to the governing bodies. Who do you think set up the meeting between Pogba & Ed Woodward (First meeting between the two in over 3 years) and arranged for Mkhitaryan to move there just a few days later
>Learned how to spell Blaszczykowski in under a week
>Woodward entrusts his signings to Raiola. There’s no talent in Old Trafford, only in his cunning deals.
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of the transfer market PSG to AC milan. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We just hope that he is benevolent.
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>>76410546
it stopped them signing top players. well for the ones that cant pay 300k a week
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>>76410387

>negotiations with neet son and mum still ongoing
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>>76408433
goat jewess
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>>76410557
>>Learned how to spell Blaszczykowski in under a week
ja
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>>76410551
And yet, once again, Liverpool, Spurs, United and Chelsea all managed to sign players without Cl football.
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>>76410546
But Arsenal are a completely different prospect to any of those teams, by no means are they on the up. They have the same manager and it looks as if some key players are leaving the club, It is only going to get worse for Arsenal now with the fan division and all the Kroenke stuff
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>>76410568
>Pogba isn't a top player
>Micky isn't a top player
>Ibra isn't a top player
>Mane isn't a top player

t. Shitposter
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>>76410520

Has got to 2 finals while using someone else's team that are unfamiliar with his tactics and getting liverpool back into the top 4

Now he has had a chance to build his team we shall see how they do

Didn't it take like 4-5 years for Dortmund to start competing
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>>76410573
I stole that from someone else tbqdesuwyfampai
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>>76410609
>somebody else's team
>First year
>N-n-ot his team
>Second year
>Still not his team
>Third Year
>G-got transfer trouble d-due to tapping up
Screencap this, it'll be the excuse this time around.
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>>76410609
>Has got to 2 finals while using someone else's team that are unfamiliar with his tactics and getting liverpool back into the top 4
but Mouyes did this in one season but won the trophies?
Klopp musn't be as good then
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>>76410520

Takes over midway through a season and gets to 2 finals

First full season in charge gets CL football with probably the highest amount of points required for top 4 in PL history

Are you dizzy bruv?
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>Be Liverpool fan
>Get hyped you might FINALLY win a Premier League Title
>Have the best striker in the world.
>Have all nearest rivals fuck up.
>Finish 2nd
>W-we overperformed, la! Next season is OUR YEAR! Based Brenny will bring in World Class players, la! With Suarez, we'll walk the league! Easy double, treble or maybe quadruple!
>Suarez gets sold
>W-we got a lot of money for him
>Good luck, Suarez!
>Based Brenny will bring in so many World Class players with that £80m!
>Hummels, Gotze, Javi Martinez confirmed, la! Cheeky bid for Messi when? XD
>Get Ricky Lambert and Saints rejects
>B-based Brenny, Lambert is a Liverpool Lad through and through, he's a better Big Andy! T-those Saints players are w-world class!
>Finish 6th
>C-can't expect t-t-them to settle in one season, la! Next year is OUR year!
>Brenny gets sacked
>Good, what a faggot, fucking BrenDUMB didn't do anything for us! He sold Suarez! Fucking cunt! W-world class manager and we'll get that quadruple!!
>Klopp joins
>HAHAHA! SUCK IT MANURE! Title CONFIRMED. How many points will we win it by, lads? Easy 15 points. Maybe 20! Or 25 XD!
>With Klopp here, we'll attract PROPER World Class players!
>Hummels, Gotze, Javi Martinez confirmed, la! Cheeky bid for Messi when? XD
>Finish 8th
>H-he needs time to settle in! Can't expect success in the first season! He got to two finals! W-w-orld class players soon! It w-wasn't his team! Fucking BrenDUMB!

Being a Liverpool fan is a merry-go-round of utter delusion and mental gymnastics. There isn't a more disgusting football club in existence. Their fans are entitled criminals who think they deserve everything because they scrapped some cups in the literally who period of football.
>>
>>76410629
first year was absolutely true

Second year he hit the target which was top 4

>>76410631
Mouyes also had more transfer funds and a better squad
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>>76410381
>friendly

it was a WCQ mate
>>
How accurate is the Scouse Boom Bust Cycle looking right now?
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>>76410593
>united cant spend 300k a week

do you even ibra? united can get world class players that only want money even outside of top 4
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>>76410658
>hit target on last day because Arse fucked up

Not impressed, m8. You must be falseflagging, nobody is this delusional.
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>>76410658
>Mouyes also had more transfer funds and a better squad
this is strange because all I hear from Liverpool fans is how bang average Uniteds team always is
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>>76410643
>somebody actually wrote this

i see why they say you guys have a mental illness
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>>76410658
>hit target of Top 4
Starting to sound like Arse fans for 21 years in a row.
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>Criticize man u PLC

>atleast 5 free (you)s every time

they cant handle banter, or there are 100s of them every /trans/ thread, cant figure out which
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>>76410609
>be Liverpool
>Finish 6th, 8th, 4th after the 'book worthy season' aka 'Dared to Dream' where we somehow failed to win the Title with the words best striker in our team and refball
>Blame this results on everything from the selling of Suarez to it 'not beings Klopp's team'
>Barely scrape Top 4, nearly falling foul on an Arsenal team with so many injuries and suspensions they could field a team on their own
>Claim this as some pinnacle of achievement
>But you dismiss this as a 'sign Klut Kloppo' is finally come good
>You delude yourself into not only thinking you have top players in every area that 'would be competing for positions' with any potential new signings, but also with the belief that people want to go to Liverpool in the first place.
>Start spouting the usual crap about how with a few signings you'll be challenging for trophies (trophies you've not won for over 5 years)
>Start spouting that you'll be challenging the big clubs; Chelsea, City and United, for potential signings.
>Start spouting this all the while ignoring that you only managed Top 4 because you didn't have Europa League, let alone Champions League, football. On top of crashing out of all domestic cups, while only finishing ahead of a team that not only won a trophy but also had CL commitments
>But you ignore this, you just grin and pretend that this is the renaissance of Liverpool Football Club, you pretend this is the start of the new Golden Age and you pretend this is nothing more than a fluke due to external variables and the genuine improvement of teams like Spurs

Being a Liverpool fan is like being a straitjacketed pyscho in a Mental Asylum. You scream and shout and crash about, claiming this is it, this is the end of all those years of hurt. But all you're doing is pissing off the doctors and the poor mentally sound fans who have to walk past your window on the way to the stadium.

Baffling.
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>>76410677
you dont need to be impressed, i dont give a shit about what you think of the team i support

doesnt make it less true that he hit his target

>>76410680
it is borderline average but you need to keep in mind that the 15/16 liverpool squad was significantly worse than this seasons, there was no Matip, Gini or Mane

even then that united team were better than the shite liverpool squad and they have strengthened further with top players who should be playing in champions league finals and competing for league titles let alone scraping into the CL through the qualification cup
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>>76410699
the transfer window is their cup final senpai
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>>76410631
Mouyes had a pre-seson and transfer window
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>>76410699
you can tell theyre mad when they have no response and just try to make it about arsenal liverpool or chelsea. once the stale pastas for other clubs start rolling in you know theyre triggered
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>>76410721
>it is borderline average
should be was as i was referring to the 15/16 United squad
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Former England striker Gary Lineker: "Great stuff from England Under-20s, reaching the World Cup final. The future brightens."

England goalkeeper Jack Butland: "Great work by the England U20s, keep up the momentum and bring it home ."

Former England defender Jamie Carragher: "Lookman & Solanke goals, England U20's on fire!!"

Former England full-back Phil Neville: "Some bloody good young players in this England U20 team."
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>>76410740
>Customer from surrey wakes up
>Goes on BBC news
>WHAT? why havnt we bought ronaldo and messi yet? there must be a mistake
>ill go check /sp/
>/trans/ is making fun of us again, i must defend >my 'club'
>B-but w-wenger guys...
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>>76410780
venezuela are gonna beat us 4-0
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>>76408875
Sauce please
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>>76408737
>Belotti AND Keita
Holy shit what is going on with Milan this window?
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>>76408870
No English teams please. He should stay one more season in RB and then go to Bayern.
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>>76410795
>not wanting Englel to win so the delusion and hype train goes max power and then when the usual shit happens of total collapse and failure going out against teams like Iceland you can live on their tears for years

Obviously a southern poof.
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>>76408918
>>76410802
Here you go Poland and upside down Poland
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>>76410806
Chinks money and no more Galliani
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>play on counter, Costa fucks up 70% of linkup play between Hazard and Pedro
>drop Costa
>sign Pookaku, who has no first touch at all

what did Conte mean by this?
>>
Would Ponchettino be a good fit for Milan
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who will win the prem in 2018?
serious answers only please, so no Liverpool or Tottenham.
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>>76410866
The pitch isn't small enough

>>76410876
Everton
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>>76410866
Montella is staying.
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>>76410876
Huddersfield
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>>76410349
I fucking hate SA, good thing our hardass, strong and stable right wing choice licks their feet.
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>>76410866
Montella just signed a new contract
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How is Belotti worth more than 30m?
He's just a poacher who can score headers and tap ins...
Literally worse than Bas Dost
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>>76408862
Also Angus Gunn has come home. 3 signings already we're winning this transfer window.
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>34 goals in 31 matches
Is Bas Dost elite?
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>>76411037
his name sounds like he is an elf or a demon from a fantasy novel
>>
Hi, it's me Bas Dost. AMA
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>>76410876

Newcastle
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>>76411104
>the party made its laborious climb over the Iron Mountains on their way to the ancient dwarven stronghold of Bas Dost...
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>>76411116
are you bas dost?
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>>76411116
Nice try. I am the Real Bas Dost
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>one day on one leg to sign Van dijk, Salah, James
>the next day: slip
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>>76411116
Is Bas Dost the name given to you at birth or something you just made up? Because it sounds made up as fuck
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>>76407249
he was shit this season tbf

i dont rate lukaku at all though so prefer he stayed
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>>76411187
Was just about to comment on how hot her skimpy dress was lmao
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>>76411104
You have a dutch guy named Bas Dost and a dutch guy named Johannes Vennegoor Of Hesselink.
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>>76411037
No, Gelson Martins feeding him goals is
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Someone make a /CustomerGeneral/ half the fucking posts here are them posting potential teams for next season.
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>>76411116
I'm Bas Rutten
>>
Costa is a top 3 Chelsea striker of all time, I can't believe they want to get rid.
>>
just posting to say Manchester United are the most successful team in England and this fact gets some individuals absolutely seething
>>
>Manchester United posted an operating income of $288 (£224) million. That's more than Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool combined. Also posted record revenues of £594 million, £58 million more than Barcelona and Real Madrid.

truly the greatest club
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>>76410967
Poch would make a decent assistant
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>>76411335
the gea
valencia bailly hummels sandro
pogba carrick herera
mictarian bale grizman
ibramovc
>>
Someone make a /trans/-Man United Greatest Club in English Football Edition thread. half the fucking posts here are upset ABUs crying
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What is this expression trying to convey lads?
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>>76411495
"Fuck ABL Southampton"
>>
YANKS
>>
OUT
>>
HERE
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>Now Premium Sport is reporting that the Nerazzurri have a deal with Bernardeschi, offering him €5m per season.

>It’s thought the 23-year-old would prefer a move to San Siro than to Juve.
>mfw inter will be the most italian team in serie a
>inter
>>
GETTING
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>>76411632
>mfw inter will be the most italian team in serie a

https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.P.A.L._2013#Rosa
*blocks your path*
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>>76411495
Is that the rapping genius Kendrick Lamar?
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>>76411689
too tall m8
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>>76411495
>tfw black
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>>76410862
>sign Pookaku, who has no first touch at all

I'm not too sure on that, the passes he receives are from pacenogs like Bolasie. To score more goals whilst unironically functioning in a team with Barklel, Bolasie and Kekman is nothing short of impressive.

Also, Everton's front three and Chelsea's front three are very different. Everton make crosses from one end to the other to score, they make longer passes and stretch the pitch with their front three.

Chelsea's front three are closer to together and combine much faster, thanks to the wingbacks stretching the space, and Lukaku barely plays in this type of system (4 games played with a 3-4-2-1/3-4-3)

Also, see pic related.
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>>76411495
life jus happens yo, gotta live with it and keep moving my niggas life be hard and white man try and keep u down yo so dont go and make me splain maself

i be mah own boss
>>
>Leicester City have announced Craig Shakespeare has signed a three-year contract to become the club's permanent manager

JUST
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>>76411791
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAhAHAH

>actually thinking lucucku could play in an elite team.

I've had to endure watching him fuck up in international competition for 7 years. It's because of him that i don't even bother supporting my local "nation" anymore.

Screencap this lukaku will flop hard if goes he goes to a club at least trying to play football and not rugby.

He's also heavy on that HGH btw
>>
>you now remember how good man city looked at the start of last season

what went wrong?
>>
>>76411854
What language do they use on Belgian TV?
>>
>>76411877
dutch for flanders, french for wallonia

Hoping this shithole of a country splits apart soon tbqh. We have even higher taxes than you sven
>>
>>76411869
half of the clubs in the premier league refuse to actually play because premier league money is too good
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>>76411837
He has done good there so far, he'll be fine.
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>>76411854
>its the belgian autist who complains about lukaku

Well, should've known you were here.

Firstly, >wilmots

Secondly, >martinez

Therefore, Lukaku doesn't warrant as much blame as you think.
>>
>>76411926
start watching belgian national games and every single game he plays you will see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l58SEyD77ms

No single belgian rates him apart from anderlecht shareholders.

every international game he is dogshit and has a bad work ethic at that.

I know our coaches are shit but we would be better without lukaku for certain
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>>76411998
He's literally the only reason you saved a point at home against us desu.
>>
>80 million sterling pound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3p6Z7e91Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oo9_V26sEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF8TU19AaHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7E1Ywio6nU
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>>76411385
we are so fucking rich
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>>76412023
because we are playing martinez style hoofball and it doesn't suit most of our team.

However we will never anything because walloons and flemish people despise each other.
>>
>>76412065
Damn good counter attack in that 2nd one though
>>
>>76412106
based hazard is based
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>>76412065
Mate. If that's the best you can do to prove Lukaku sucks, then.. Well.... We're not even shit. We can't even do that.
>>
>>76411385
And they're making £90m debt a year in interest. They're nowhere near breaking even.
>>
Is Frank Rijkaard the only good black coach?
>>
almunia
>>
>>76412202
Zidane's pretty good
>>
>>76412190
Uniteds 'debt' is to the owners because they are greedy fuckers
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>>76412213
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>>76412170
Start watching our international games and you will know. Not highlights neither only the full game will do. He is pushed by media here ( black star rising against all odds, hes also able to speak both dutch and french unlike other niggers). If he was any other player he would have been benched permanently.
>>
>>76412234
Just saying lad, he's better than pretty much every England, Scotland, Welsh and Northern Irish Plays, including Channel Islands and Isle of Man.

Who do you play instead? Maybe it's just the media sucking his dick so he decides if he plays for Belgium, Flanders or Wallonia .
>>
I am not sold on Lukaku yet but nt football is one of the least relevant things ever and it's completely different from club football. The sooner it dies the better for everyone.
>>
>>76412265
>Wales

we got smashed by their nigger upfront remember? We have a golden generation in the midfield and all is wasted for lukaku who is admittdly very strong physiccaly but has two concrete blocks for feet.
>>
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cool image
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sturridge to stoke for £32million
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>>76412302
What was the name of the Wales scorer?

Exactly.
>>
>>76412316
*£132 million

he's english and fast don't you know
>>
>>76412316
>To Stoke
More likely he will go somewhere like Wet Spam or Southampton
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>>76412336
how can you be fast when you break your leg every 10 steps lad
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>>76412331
mister welsh black man from london
>>
Anyone got that pic of Sturridge falling into the net in that league cup game?
>>
Make a new thread, I'm not a moderator so I don't have access
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>>76412395
Not for free I won't
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Just got back from voting lads
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>>76412414
>moderators doing anything for monetary compensation
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>>76412433
No one cares D.Va
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>>76412433
>panza
lol
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>be laverplel

end of the season

>were gonna sign Goatse la. Klopp has him wrapped up gonna win the league la big marque signing

Gotze says hes staying at Bayern

>only agent talk la he'll be a red before the end of the winda la

Gotze signs for Dortmound

>never wanted him la at least he didnt go to spurs

Liverpool sign a player who played for relegated Newcastle last season for 10 million more than Gotze would have cost

>Whynaldum is the new pogba la
>>
>>76412433
Who did you vote for?
>>
new thread

>>76412633
>>76412633
>>76412633
>>
>>76412623
Tories
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>>76412482
Götze is shit though.

>>76412644
Cuck
>>
>>76412644
poobum
>>
>Krychowiak eyed by AC Milan
Sounds like so much bullshit. He haven't played a full game thru the season, why would any "top" club want him?
>Sampdoria in talks with Dawid Kownacki's agent
Kinda reasonable as far as transfer rumours go.
>Zielniński to Buyern Munich
wew
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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