cric

fuck the jannies

surprised to see a saffer post that picture too

Bangladesh win match

>>76404018
mashallah brother

>>76404014
its just a silly game lad

;_;

>>76404056
Yes brother you do support tiger?

>>76404028
Mexigo the fuck away brother

Fuck englishstan weather
I used to consider it top tier country but what a ridiculous weather.

>>76404151
Rude raghead

>>76404151
yes brother as-salamu alaikum

>>76404210
inorite? wheres the god damn monsoon season you blimey blokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7BNvHI-7BE
laugh every time

Hope Aussie game gets washed out so I don't have to pretend to care about this shit tournament anymore.

Also the saffer is a darkie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFgfhwnLS2w

>no starc in sri lanka highlights on youtube

>>76404305
I dont feel so bad knowing the match was fixed

>>76405007
Was that confirmed? Can't imagine Cronje fixing a World Cup semi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIHdMOPwKzQ
love bumble
love boycott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpB3bAGrI0

>>76403989
>that flag
>that post
m8...

*sneezes*

>>76404305
Reminder that the crowd sounds from the EA cricket games come from this match

>>76405524
the codemaster ones had better sound, purely because the crowd would yell out "NO BALL" occasionally whey Murali bowled

Cricket is basically a dumb and boring version of baseball. The amount of subtlety and tactical and athletic ability on display in baseball makes cricket looks like the shitty joke that it is.

Cricket will NEVER be able to match the tradition and history and folklore of baseball either.

And don't even get me started on attendance and revenue. Baseball attracts 75 million people annually just in the MLB. Further 25 million people attend Japanese baseball and add other millions in caribbean and other nations. On the other hand, if you add up all the cricket attendances worldwide, they would struggle to cross even 10 million ROFLOL.

And oh, MLB is a $9.5 BILLION annual industry! Cricket is not even 1/10th of that LMAO.

All in all, cricket can fuck right off.

/cric/ BTFO

kermits arsehole hahahahaha

Imagine being this poorious over your national sport

>>76405850

That's very interesting, I've never thought of it this way, but you're right, please tell me more

imagine getting perturbed by pasta

brb going to go watch brisbane bandits

Never watching cricket again lads, time to find a baseball team to follow

>>76405891
I get perturbed by the Bradman pasta every time it gets pulled out

>the Bradman pasta
that's funny, because brad"man" was an italian wog

>playing pooball unironically

>>76406005
yeah that's right

>>76405901
and I think the PP pasta is savage enough to drive lesser men to suicide

>>76406022
Well shit. You do you man.

https://youtu.be/Urtiyp-G6jY?t=56s
billy stanlake

>>76406051
got posted too much and lost its impact to be honest

>>76406051
>savage enough to drive lesser men to suicide
daniel really does have a high opinion of himself

Who is going to float today?

The poo or the tea bag?

>>76406512
Dilmah for the lulz

>>76406512
Well Pakistan sharted on you thoroughly

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Bangers are GOAT

>>76406699
wow

Tell me, how far is the US from winning the cric chip

>>76406726
far

Remember when they played a World Cup in The Netherlands?

>>76406726
roids are illegal in cricket

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/suspicious-package-at-shopping-centre/news-story/5772c97b59c612422e65e40e1679ad6a

Based Ramadam lads

>>76406868
they could have done us a favour and blown that shithole up.

>>76406892
good call, send all the jihadis to the northern half of Australia

If you lads wanted to contact me outside of 4chan, here's my "deets"
IG: straffo_ SC: ShootFlexo Letterboxd: Straffo. Flickr below. HMU there.

flickr.com/photos/straffo/

>>76406894
let them have the gold coast I reckon

>>76406906
Whats your twitter m8?

>>76406916
https://twitter.com/Straffo

It's taken me until today to realise my shoes are both blue and made of suede. I am an Elvis song.

>>76406923
followed

>>76406592
deflection detectors activated

“Explosive interview” is the phrase you use about a potential suicide bomber. Good job dickheads

Australia, 2017. We have a sporting stadium named after a homophobic white supremacist.

Was reading about WalkingDead then started thinking I was going to see walkers everywhere so now I’m watching an ep of Cheers so I can sleep

Most Christians are lovely people. Unfortunately, like all religions, there are dangerous extremist radicals. Margaret Court is one of them.

>>76406923
>40k tweets

the fuck is wrong with you

>>76406987
sorry Straff but could you explain how a woman being against gay marriage makes her a "dangerous extremist radical"

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>>76406989
it's not his twitter mate

>>76406989
Check out reddit.com

>>76406923
m8 you just blocked me, whats wrong

>>76407011
no I dont like the interface, prefer image boards

>>76407020
straffo is extremely paranoid about people from 4chan and bigfooty and blocks anyone that tries to communicate with him

>>76406989
>>76407020
>not knowing the ManWithNoName

how fresh are you?

>>76407041
fairly new to /cric/ usually I just browse /trash/

https://youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI
>"30% of Aussies are casual racist and the 70% are the professional ones"
Kek.

>>76407054
kek will have a natter with you about this next time I call tech support

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>>76407054

>>76407034
does he know he's an ausp meme?

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>>76407087
probably not the extent, but yeah he knows we laugh at him

>rain expected during the first innings

https://straffosbrucetour2014.wordpress.com/
good read

>>76407093
>You and I haven't had the greatest 'online relationship' it's fair to say, and that's probably mostly my fault. I'm not an arsehole I just have little
tolerance for things or people who disgust me.
Kek, this makes me laugh everytime

>>76407196
>pays thousands to see the same guy play 13 times
>still lives at home

>>76407450
he could move out if he didn't pay a full fare for catching a train to and from Woop Woop and Melbourne

>>76407450
>>You and I haven't had the greatest 'online relationship' it's fair to say, and that's probably mostly my fault. I'm not an arsehole I just have little tolerance for things or people who disgust me
i tried to google that line because i thought it was from a movie
turns out reality check is quite the wordsmith and the things he writes stay with you

>>76403989

I have a photo of this signed by Adam Gilchrist

t.blogger

the game just started but I need to poo

Hey lads

What's the word on the weather?

Cricket seems like a patrician sport. How do I get into it?

>>76408081
just watch it mate

the ashes are in a couple of months and it's easy to get into test cricket from that, especially if you're english

>>76408056
>More weather watch. This from Nagraj at The Oval: "It is going to stay grey all day, thick clouds throughout with a shower or two with the first one forecast about half an hour from start."

>>76408081
watch T20 if you need a casual tutorial

>>76408081
you missed when cricket was good

>>76408122
cricket has only been good for the English for the last 11 years

>>76408131
13 years I mean

>cricket could be our 2nd fav sport in malaysia
>got fucked up by the gov in the 1960's
;_;

>>76408150
thought it was meant to be your second favourite sport, are you lying to me Ankush?

love roads

last night's game was so boring because the score didn't come close to 400, what a shit game

Personally, I think we need a ground-up expulsion of the allrounder meme from our ranks. In the test side, I don't want a single one of em. In ODIs and T20s they're obviously slightly necessary, but for starters I want to see a genuine batsman at #6 in the test team for the rest of my days. Even if it's a guy like Henry Nicholls who is just getting into the team. We all saw what a transition he made once he'd faced enough bowling and got used to test level. I think he'll only get better. Imagine if he was able to start his career at 6 rather than 4 or 5 where he suddenly is a million miles out of his depth.
A lot of shit has been thrown at this ODI side for having no batting depth. Well that's because Broom is the last genuine batsmen in the order and so if he doesn't fire (which is pretty fucking likely given he was found out and ripped apart almost ten years ago), then we're into a bunch of shitters who average 25 at domestic level, but it's okay because they're allrounders. Nah. None of this shit. The domestic teams do it too, we just need a culture change. Cairns is gone, Vettori's gone, Chris Harris would no longer cut it at international level, the sad tired tradition of the old Poo Peeland allrounder has to die in a fire. None of Neesham, Anderson, Santner or De Grandhomme would be picked in any side if we were just picking the best bowlers and the best batsmen. NZ likes to look and England and be like "but t-they d-do it!!!!" ignoring of course that if England just picked their 5 best bowlers on bowling alone they'd still probably end up with Rashid at 9.
Also, there is the fact that a lot of the best batsmen in the country can bowl Santner-tier dobblies themselves. An ODI top 7 of
Phillips
Guptill
Worker
Williamson
Taylor
Nicholls
Bruce
could easily fling down 10 overs of pies between them. What it ends up with is you have guys who spend 90% of their focus on batting coming in as low as 6 and 7.

>>76408300
thanks daniel

>>76408300
>batting at 4 or 5 is harder than batting at 6
pleb, batting with tailenders is not something anyone can do

>>76408320
especially in ODIs where you need to be able to memeswing down the order

Burns in the middle order for tests

Thoughts lads?

I hate this Indian team.Too much fuckin' emphasis on 'process' and highly predictable.They'll be on 40 in first 10 overs even on the flattest deck on the planet

>>76408352
literally peak autsim

>>76408348
boo-urns

>>76408352
i hate soshit so much, he plays for his stats and only starts accelerating after he gets his 100

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>ywn be warnie

>>76408352
I quite like it though. Not too many risks lessens the chance of a collapse.

Neesham absolutely is not, by any conceivable measure better than Nicholls. Nicholls averages nearly 15 more than him in limited overs. Sure, Nicholls' current ODI average is only 27, but that's only after 11 games, and we all saw how much more confident he looked in the most recent tests now that he's got used to international attacks. Neesham's average after the same number of games was 17.88. He's played nearly four times as many games and wow look at that has a lower average than Nicholls.

>>76408300
>>76408451
guess Daniel's IQ lads

my guess: 134

>>76408469
81

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wow

>that fat fucking gargoyle

kek

boring game take some fucking wickets

>>76408488
i hope for his sake that all of that is ironic

>>76408557
in this case it is, since we bullied the fuck out of him for calling cricket the progressive rock of sports a while back

baseball isn't ironic though

hate games like this

>>76406987
is he fucking serious

>boringdia

What is the purpose of Daniel's newfound fandom of the Toronto Blue Jays in his overarching narrative?

Business idea: Combined sub-saharan Africa team including Namibia, Uganda, Kenya


Basically the main problem I can see is transporting players between regions when the countries have no money as it is

Reminder right now the wogball thread is more active than /cric/

>>76408722
Genuinely confused at this shift in narrative Tbh. Getting into baseball seemed like the least likely thing Danny would do

>>76408728
zimbabwe are finished so inclue them too, mayde the team could just be called 'rest of africa'

Reminder that GOAThit is gonna score his third 200 today.

>>76408732
that's funny, it's almost like there's a boring game on between two teams that barely have any posters on 4chan

>>76408738
I think it's a distraction. He's trying to lure us away from discovering his true endgame.

>>76408747
Zimbabwe will recover. They're substantially stronger than the other sides too, and including them would just make a Zimbabwe + Namibia side

>Choketeas

/rain/

>raining again
REEEEEEEEEE BRITSHITS

Reminder that Daniel went from knowing nothing about cricket before the 2015 World Cup to going to every single home game Auckland played in the plunket shield this season. I fully expect him to have hyper-autistic knowledge of everything about baseball by October.

Tbh I think combined teams is the way forward

>>76408794
not even Daniel can keep up with the ridiculous amount of fixtures they play

his autism is going to be pushed to its limit by baseball

>>76408763
>zimbabwe will recover
idk about that

>>76408809
>his autism is going to be pushed to its limit
I think we may have uncovered the next step in his master plan.

I'm still trying to work out which one of the new girls on his fb list is the one danny's got oneitis for this year

LOLHI

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>I rate Pissrat

>>76408796
celtic Britain with wales given to them, the european union and your african idea should all happen

lmao ganguly talking about how kohli has matured from his horrid time against england and he gets out the next ball in the same way

KEK love it

>>76408916
When do India next tour England? Looking forward to him getting mauled again tbH

>>76408908
what does Wales even contribute to cricket

>>76408940
this year I think?
I remember there was talk of Pissrat skipping the IPL to train

>>76408969
It's South Africa this year. Must be next year

>>76408965
Simon Jones

bhosad anushka ka chut khaane bhaaga hai

>>76408150
abang mashallah this sport will one day be big in this land.

>>76408156
Not me m8

>>76408965
they've had good players over the years and would possibly strengthen ireland now

>>76408977
Yeah you're right

nothing better than a pissrat duck

>>76408940
soon

can see pakistan fluking the whole tournament

>>76409075
>fluking
it's the innate talent of Amir mate

love how the Amir Show gimmick just disappeared silently

350 still on the cards

dhawan is aesthetic as fuck when he's in touch

surprised cricket never took off in chile

>>76409159
really need to work on expansion in South America. Brazil already have a bat and ball sport to build off and there's the remnants of cricket in Argentina.

The ICC need to stop trying to resurrect the game in America and try to rebuild the game in The Netherlands and Argentina while fostering growth in Africa, South America and South East Asia.

bringing T20s to the Olympics would do the game wonders internationally for next to no effort

>>76409208
america getting into cricket is the last thing the ICC wants, they just want the expat $$$

>>76409218
this
t20 at the 2020 olympics

>>76409208
some brazil poster said kids play cricket in the street there. agreed, germany should be a focus too, they need to forget about fucking china too tho

>>76409218
having cricket at the olympics every four years would be a major disruption to the english cricket calendar. especially now, that the ecb added a second domestic t20 competition

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_and_Central_Africa_cricket_team

>>76409208
>>76409234
>mfw South American/Slav hooligans fighting it out in the 2047 World Cup

>>76409244
Once every four years. I don't see the Natwest Blast sticking around either. They also want to run a T20 World Cup every 2 years now, which is going to have a similar effect to the Olympics.

To avoid crowding, bilateral ODIs should be abolished completely Tbh. It's an antiquated format that serves no benefit whatsoever outside of the World Cup.

If decolonisation didn't happen the way it did, we'd be seeing five additional competitive African teams

>>76409277
That's very interesting, I've never thought of it this way, but you're right, please tell me more

How do you you play this marvelous sport?

>>76409294
let's get to r-r-ramming

>>76409294
dunno if you're laughing at me here, but there used to be lots of anglo teams in Africa that were alright and played fixtures against touring sides from test nations. One guy from Tanzania went on to play county cricket.
If the Europeans didn't leave Africa en masse it would have eventually caught on with the black african population like in South Africa and Zimbabwe

>>76409310
score runs and dont get out
unless youre a bowler then dont concede runs and get them out

Cricket in Malaysia
Cricket in Thailand
Cricket in Myanmar
Cricket in Oman
Cricket in Iran
Cricket in Syria
Cricket in Argentina
Cricket in Brazil
Cricket in Uruguay
Cricket in Chile
Cricket in The Netherlands
Cricket in Germany
Cricket in France
Cricket in Rwanda
Cricket in Uganda
Cricket in Zambia
Cricket in Tanzania
Cricket in Ghana
Cricket in Madagascar

>>76409310
Hey man, I'm probably one of the few people here who watches both baseball and cricket pretty avidly. You'll find in T20 cricket a lot of the tactics are similar to baseball regarding pitching, using things like changeups (called slower balls in cricket, often out of the back/side of the hand) to try and throw the timing of batters. In cricket though most of the focus is on movement off the bounce, getting the ball to jag sideways or bounce more or less than expected makes it a lot harder to hit. For faster bowlers they'll try and land it on the seam so it moves a little bit, for slower bowlers they put a ton of sideways revs on it so that it actually spins off the ground.
There is also swing bowling which some people have posted and is kinda similar to a slider but it's not really the same because sliders and curveballs are all dominated by the Magnus effect whereas in cricket the seam and pressure difference is what causes it to swerve. Magnus effect stuff like curveballs isn't that common, because the bounce will screw up the rotation. There also isn't really an equivalent to a knuckler for the same reason but I know some bowlers are trying it.
Feel free to ask me some stuff in baseball terms and I can probably explain it.

>>76409324
He's taking the piss out of you, m8

>Poovraj Mingh

won't even cross 300 now

I like cricket

>>76409324
cricket is still very much a white man's sport in SA

>>76409359
yeah but about what

got the impression I was being mocked but can't see how

>>76409370
yeah but it's better than when you'd only get black Africans at games because they wanted to cheer for the other team

Good knock mate

>>76409324
dont really get why botswana and zambia arent as as good as kenya and uganda

love to have why I was being laughed at explained

>>76409367
Tell me about that

350 still on the cards

do sark have a cricket team

>>76409434
no

Kek.Ganguly criticises shit out of everything

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>>76409434

MS 'Slogger' Dhoni

>>76409565
MS 'run a ball 30' Dhoni

fucking Americans

shit century

champions trophy> the world cup

Lmao.Ganguly mispronuncing 'Shikhar' as 'Shekhar'.Bring back Bhogle already

>>76409617
this has been the WORST ICC tournament ever

shocking game

>>76409371
My guess is because it will never enjoy the popularity levels as what football does on the continent due to upkeep, maintenance, biome, etc.

>the city of island lungis

bad game

boring wicket

Remember when 300 in an ODI innings was an exciting achievement?

Big Bad Panda gone.

really want to fart but I'm in a library

India is such a boring team to watch tbqh.IPL memestars can't even hit a fuckin' six

>cricinfo post "Nippy bowling, big hits, ability to play the long innings - he has the lot, and India believe he has the temperament to finish games too. Nagraj Gollapudi traces the evolution of Hardik Pandya"
>gets out three balls later

BORING

>Can't hit perera in the death overs
Poo hitters

350 still on the cards

Why was Dhoni so shit at tests?

>>76410099
At least we aren't getting pissed over by GOD

when does the rain start?

>>76410122
>And on the seventh day, God decided it was too much work excreting waste over the entire planet, so he made one country to shit in it's own streets so that he could rest

>>76410170
is that scientology?

>>76410170
Based Maverick

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pic from my truck yard

350 still on the cards

without that terrible death bowling sri lanka may have been in with a chance

>>76410335
I can't really see them batting for 50 overs even if they kept India to below 300.

I'll happily be proved wrong though

>>76410359
your mum was happily proved wrong last night when she thought she didnt like anal

>>76410382
#kek #btfo #banter

I'll never recover lads

Murali was a chucker

>>76410545
Harbhajan Singh chucks his doosrahs

>>76410545
nah

>>76410588
harbhajan chucked everything

>>76410588
yep
>>76410597
yep
>>76410607
yep

>>76410607
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for his stock deliveries

>>76410641
t. ICC

>>76403989
delet this

all over

>>76410588
nobody can ball the doosra without chucking

>>76410829
And yet we still see it

>>76410829
murali
saqlain
alex loudon

>>76410847
>murali

>>76410829
no we don't
>>76410847
lmao lad

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all dat indian pooosy

>>76410886
indian girls are so easy to get with

Test status for Papua New Guinea

>>76410878
meant for>>76410846

>>76410888
yeah it doesnt matter how you look as long as you're charming or funny

t. Durbanite

I have an elite doosra

>>76410918
ugly people can't be charming bruh

Bet no one here can pick my variations

>>76410927
there's a difference between white ugly and brown ugly, Moodly

>>76410943
I only bowl variations

>>76410943
what are your variations?

>>76410953
stock ball
stock ball wide of leg
stock ball wide of off
stock ball short of a length
stock ball but a full toss

>>76410948
Touche

>>76410972
gg

is Danushka Gunathilaka elite?

Sri Lankan names are so satisfying. They look like a complete mess when written, but they're so easy to pronounce

>>76410971
I think I could pick couple of those

For how long have Sky Sports been putting dubstep into all of their ads

>>76411020
no one can find consistency in my line and length mate

i believe in sri lanka

>>76411027
pretty easy if you're medium pace

Hate the Flaming Lips

>>76411039
Right arm leggies

>>76411036
get off of 4chin sagakkara

>>76411045
same actually

>>76411055
I think The Terror is elite, but everything else they've done is garbage and I hate how fucking pretentious they are
Mercury Rev>>>>>>>>>>The Flaming Lips

>>76411062
>I hate how fucking pretentious they are
pretty much just this i havent listened to them much

>24 hour long song contained in an actual human skull
>4 CD album that has to be played on 4 different CD players that are located all around you
>Dark Side of the Moon cover album

literally FUCK off Wayne Coyne

>>76411062
No wait not The Terror, I mean Embryonic

trinity Help!

Kusal Mendis will be the greatest batsman Sri Lanka have ever produced #bookit

remember when steve smith was that weird looking cunt that batted at 8 and couldn't bowl for shit?

>>76411098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSeTriZGW0

yes

remember when everyone ranted and raved over steve smith getting selected for an indian tour only for him to shit out runs and never average below 40 for any series after that?

what a fucking player I swear

love you steve you are in the core of my heart lovely boy

>>76411126
No, I had to worry about staying alive in a country full of savages

>>76411160
mate I was in cambodia then don't talk to me about a country of savages

why are indian people so based.
i want them to have all our women.

>"I've noticed that Kohli has been standing by the bowler to receive a fielder's throw a couple times now. Is this to protect the bowler's hands from a tough throw, or is Kohli micromanaging?" I think you're following the Indian captain a little too closely for your own good, Anirudh

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>>76411168
i want to have all their women

>>76411165
>Combodia

how many boipussies did you rape?

>>76411195
none, I was there out of my own muscular benevolence

bumrah is the bowling equivalent of some weird indian disease

U P S E T
P
S
E
T

>>76411237
hope so

kohli is really annoying and extremely ugly

>>76411275
I wonder who's behind this post mmm

>that sri lankan deformity

>>76411330
A well adjusted human being not from India.

>>76411373
get off the internet smoth , touch can fool noone

>>76411408
*you

india are finished

sri lanka will win by 7 wickets in the 49th over

Would you rather be Sri Lakan or Indian?

>>76411537
dunno, sri lanka is a better country overall but its possible to be a decent enough looking indian whereas sri lankan its just impossible

>>76411564
sangakkara was a handsome lad

>We need to score at 7rpo
>Strike rate 74

>>76411564
I thought you guys loved tea

Kek.Getting cucked by an Island.

You now remember Ridley Jacobs

>>76411711
Wouldn't be your first time

you now remember nicky boje

>over 1.3 billion population
>obsessed with cricket

>getting blown out at your culturally national sport by a lil stinky island off your coast

>>76411192
post more mate
for fucks sake POST MORE
WHO IS THAT

>>76411738
lol

CT getting interesting lads

>>76411564
I know a Sri Lankan qt

Think her family was DUTCHED though

Love Sri Lanka

Seriously, I hope all Indian cricket team members die from plane crash or something.Other sports are seriously under appreciated here and cunts like Sachin (who failed in 10th class) get God-like status

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>kohli

What a useless player.

Reminder one wicket and SL will fuck it up

>>76411738
lol

>>76411906
>only people who pass 10th class deserve my respect

>>76412020
>having respect for brainlets

>new bowler at the crease
>bowl pissrat lmao

Why is ashwin on the bench?

>>76412055
what are you even doing on /sp/, almost all sportsmen are certifiably retarded

>>76412177
MS reckons he's shit and he isn't great outside of India

>>76412182
David Warner is the smartest international Cricket player in either tests or limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.

Warner scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Warner has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means David Warner has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler

Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant Cricket stars:
Alastair Cook - 35
Kane Williamson - 33
Stuart Broad - 28
Virat Kohli - 28
Steve Smith - 27
Marlon Samuels - 6

>another run out
looks like they don't even want to win kek

>>76412182
dfw argued you have to be retarded to be good at sport

source- 'how tracy austin broke my heart'

>>76403989
You got cucked by Pakis m8

what's wrong with these island curries

https://www.scribd.com/doc/134106158/How-Tracy-Austin-Broke-My-Heart-David-Foster-Wallace

good read

>>76412218
>tfw to smart to succeed
dfw was a meme

a foreigner a muslim and a communist walks into a bar, barman looks up and says"what will you have pres obama?"

>>76412223
Which emirate?

Lankans giving SA niggers a run for their money in the choking department

these two will take sri lanka home

kohli looks like a jewish caricature

>tfw a Hindu God 'Hanuman' burned the whole Capital of Sri Lanka all by himself.
I won't mind losing to them

>>76412371
yeah well our god drowned the entire world except for some people on a boat

he could 1v1 that loser

>>76412396
implore all other britfags to use caps

>>76412198
He seemed alright in the ipl. Any India bros care to offer their opinion?

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>>76403989
I was right. Sensha-Do DOES make more sense than cricket

If Sri Lanka wins we put some bricks through the windows of MS Dos' house, right?

Love Angelo

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>>76412467
more like Pissrat's, MS did alright

>>76412450
mostly the don't change a winning team meme
we have too many odi players and they decided on 11 for the first game
maybe both him and shami will play the next game if we get beaten by fucking sri lanka

>>76412467
No.Drive Anushka out of India

sri lanka are much better at batting than pak, they will probably beat them

Just called for work lads haha see ya later

Odds favour SL's win

these last two games have been surprisingly entertaining

>>76412732
>10PM
Which call centre you working at m8

>>76412760
>freshcunt

>>76412760
freshie

whenever your team starts losing, you pretend you have to go to work

>>76412510
It's an exciting run chase no doubt.

60-40 in India's favour right now. SL need boundaries

>>76412781
>>76412798
Thanks lads, first week on /cric/

Angelo is elite

Indians are bricking it lmao

India are losing to a literal cripple kek

W O R K
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Hmm